#usually on his armor

[tlmtwelve]

June 28, 2024: Crosshair

[dark-lord-ivy]

I woke up thinking about this and managed to type it out mostly in full for once.

I want an au where MBJ interrupts the demon invasion. MBJ is at the point where he has decided that he WILL be marrying his little freak human.

So, MBJ is just chilling on An Ding. SQH is afk, so MBJ is using the leisure house to get some alone time in a safer spot. Enjoying the usual background cacophony of Get Shit Done Peak when abruptly, ALL of the sects demon alarms start going off at once, and the noise outside turns from normal panic to PAN!C panic.

SQH's leisure house isn't being busted into, and the racket outside is not from the place being intentionally surrounded. So MBJ goes shadow snooping, figures out the jist of the situation; the broken bridges, the impending brawl on Qiong Ding.

MBJ almost decides to just fuck it and go back to bed, since An Ding itself seems fine. But then MBJ starts thinking about this is still going to end up heavily involving SQH, whatever tomfoolery SHL is pulling is definitely going to equal months of work and complaining for SQH. As SQH's future husband, MBJ does kind of have an obligation to help protect his holdings. An Ding is not a solo entity, it is very much a package deal with all of Cang Qiong Mountain. Which kind of means Qiong Ding's structural integrity is also something MBJ should probably keep an eye on.

So MBJ, future king of the Northern Desert, heaves a sigh, and with the air of someone who had to go to the far away grocery store for just one thing- heads over to QD.

I think the funniest time for MBJ to show up would be right as SQQ is getting ready to fight.

He just poofs in, that barrier ain't got shit, probably like, right next to SHL.

No one notices for a hot second because every single demon alarm is already going off, and attention is pretty firmly on the peak lord and the demon squaring off. So MBJ gives the whole crowd a delayed jumpscare, SHL in particular. Then MBJ grabs SHL by the ear and freezes the feet of evey other demon to the ground.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!?" shrieks SHL.

'WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?' thinks SQQ coming thiiiiiiiis close to also shrieking.

"I'm stopping this." MBJ tells SHL unhelpfully.

"WHY??" SHL asks on behalf of the crowd.

"My fiance lives here. I will not allow you trouble this place further." MBJ says, clearing nothing up.

And then he portals away, taking SHL with him to a location where they can punch it out without leveling more property relevant to SQH. Leaving the of the clean-up of the trapped and bamboozled demons to the bamboozled cultivators.

SQQ is confused and screaming inside. He 100% thinks that MBJ is a transmigrator and probably assumes that this "finance" is one of the Wives sourced from Cang Qiong.

SQH, starts getting a flood of OOC notifications from the system, and when he finally gets some answers about the situation he only has more reasons to scream inside.

The System(s) are not sure what happened but they are dinging points from both transmigrators.

[harbingersecho]

HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL I'D RATHER DIE THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL

[fabuloustrash05]

dbz headcanon for your consideration… vegeta was a very light sleeper when he and bulma first got together. a single movement from bulma and he’d be awake and alert. but slowly, as the years pass, this becomes less and less frequent because he finally feels safe enough to not be on guard 24/7.

Adding onto that headcanon, there are nights Vegeta struggles to sleep, scared that if he closes his eyes he’s gonna to wake up back in a Freiza Force base with the alien tyrant himself ready to give him his next mission.

Vegeta will never say it but he worries that the life he now has with his wife and children is all just a dream and one day he’ll wake up.

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

Sophie Oliveira-Shepard Alenko-Oliveira and Kaidan Alenko-Oliveira - ME3 (3/?) "What would I do without you?" "You'll never have to find out." Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

[mabaki]

I've been thinking of finally trying to design a more cultural / Sylvari looking armor for him.

I love the cultural armor in-game, but I never felt like any of them really suited him much. So I tried winging something based on the silhouette of his usual armor set. Since he's able to use Toxic Spores / Dreamthistles to manipulate for fights, why not his armor too?

Rapid-growing armor for emergencies, or to reinforce his normal armor? Something like that perhaps.

On procreate so its not as like... 'polished' as i want it but I wanted to draw on the couch LMAO

[bitethedevil]

feeling an increasing urge to write a Raph’zel fic

[cannibalcreeps]

Ghoul in Knight Armor!

Friend and I discussing about fallout armor and how much leather and metal they use, which devolves into how they like knight armor and how cool would fallout characters be in knight-like armor and then BAM Ghoul in knight armor So, this is Sir Aldric Manford, a pre-war Ghoul who was a Museum curator with a love for history and medieval times.

[fatedroses]

Zenos, but he uses his grandfather's name and imagery for his new armor so he can actually feel like a hero.

[rhythmcrown]

The vacation bit just keeps growing out of control, and I had to do my civic duty and put him in tacky beachwear 🏖️

(He's actually in a fantastic mood, with his silly-straw'd dubious coconut drink and dumb tote bag and thrift store slides. He's just squinting down the beach to find the best spot to fry in the sun while face down for three hours)

[sud-scribbles]

both changeling rulers in one set! plus Cheerilee lookin like a student finally got on her nerves lol

i also like the expressions i rolled, four of them look so disgruntled, (but in different ways) and then Flash Magnus is just there

[ahoyimlosingmymind]

maybe I didn't read the same books as ya'll- but I just do not buy into the whole 'Fitz put Sophie on a pedestal' 'Fitz was jealous of Sophie' narrative Shannon is trying to push. I get that it's supposedly canon? and he's Shannon's character, but it feels like such a bad misread of the whole situation and both characters?? And kind of like a failsafe argument for why sokeefe 'had' to happen.

[shaykai]

Friend sent me that the other day and said I should draw Vat’il in it

Bonus points because his AC in that is probably better than his AC would be with actual armor on since he’s a monk

[morninkim]

What is UP we're back with more TF: Reconstruction!

Check out the Triple-Changer cadets who joined the squad a couple Earth weeks before Rod and Arcee did!

Hot Rod admires and loves working with Blurr, but thinks Springer is a little too "cool guy jock" for her taste - meanwhile Blurr and Springer themselves have been best pals since joining up with Ultra Magnus.

[teatime-at-4]

just some old art of mine from last June of possessed Wukong, I think he's neat.

[firefl1ezz]

i just. hit s+ rank in splatoon and i never honestly thought this would happen?? am i cool now.. do i get to be a part of the s4? do i get to be watered down to my running joke all the time?