#uses of python

[lady-raziel]

you know what perhaps strange women lying in ponds distributing swords IS a pretty solid basis of government actually

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

MDZS x Brazil (1985)

(Yes. Real movie dialogue)

[mspaintpetfinder]

Gilgamesh

[typecasto]

Hello tumblr i have made the fucking python program ever

it is a recursive descent parser written in a single expression. i didn’t use any tricks or tools or ai to write it, i just wrote the whole thing by hand because there’s something wrong with me.

fun facts:

- it is 2473 characters long

- part of it involves a dictionary whose keys and values are both lambda functions

- that part also involves a lambda function that takes a lambda function as a parameter and returns another lambda function

- the word lambda is used 31 separate times

- there is a lambda function with 10 different parameters (all of which are lambda functions)

- i really like lambda functions :)

(lambda factor, term, simpleExpression, expression, selector, designator, assignment, writeStatement, statement, statementSequence: print("Invalid" if (s:="".join(__import__("sys").stdin.readlines()).split())[-1] == ";" or statementSequence(s)!=[] else "Correct!"))((lambda _isident: (lambda ts: False if len(ts) == 0 else next(filter(lambda v: v is not None, map(lambda kv: kv[1]() if kv[0](ts[0]) else None ,{ (isfullint:=lambda _isint: lambda tMaybePlus: _isint(tMaybePlus[1:]) if tMaybePlus[0] in "+-" else _isint(tMaybePlus))((isint:=lambda t: len(t) >= 1 and all(map(lambda c: c in "0123456789", t)))): lambda: (ts[1:]), (lambda t: len(sp:=t.split("."))==2 and isfullint(sp[0]) and isint(sp[1])): lambda: ts[1:], (lambda t: len(t) >= 2 and t[0]=='"' and t[-1]=='"' and all(map(lambda c: c not in '" \t\n"', t[1:-1]))): lambda: ts[1:], _isident: lambda: (ts[1:]), (lambda t: t == "("): lambda: (False if len(ts) < 3 or (p:=expression(ts[1:])) == False or p[0] != ")" else p[1:]), (lambda t: t == "~"): lambda: (False if len(ts) < 2 or (p:=factor(ts[1:])) == False else p), }.items())), False)))(isident:=lambda t: len(t)>=1 and t[0] in (alphabet:="abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ") and all(map(lambda c: c in alphabet or c in "0123456789", t[1:])) and t != "WRITE"), (lambda ts: False if (p:=factor(ts)) == False else term(p[1:]) if len(p) >= 2 and p[0] in ["*", "/", "AND"] else p), (lambda ts: False if (p:=term(ts)) == False else simpleExpression(p[1:]) if len(p) >= 2 and p[0] in ["+", "-", "OR", "&"] else p), (lambda ts: False if (p:=simpleExpression(ts)) == False else simpleExpression(p[1:]) if len(p) >= 2 and p[0] in["<", ">", "=", "#"] else p), (lambda ts: selector(ts[2:]) if len(ts) > 2 and ts[0] == "." and isident(ts[1]) else selector(p[1:]) if len(ts) >= 3 and ts[0] == "[" and (p:=expression(ts[1:])) and p[0] == "]" else ts), (lambda ts: False if len(ts) < 1 or not isident(ts[0]) else selector(ts[1:])), (lambda ts: False if len(ts) < 3 or (p:=designator(ts)) == False or len(p) < 2 or p[0] != ":=" or (p2:=expression(p[1:])) == False else p2), (lambda ts: False if len(ts) < 4 or ts[0] != "WRITE" or ts[1] != "(" or (p:=expression(ts[2:])) == False or p[0] != ")" else p[1:]), (lambda ts: False if len(ts) < 3 else writeStatement(ts) if ts[0] == "WRITE" else assignment(ts)), (lambda ts: [] if len(ts) == 0 or ts == [";"] else False if (p:=statement(ts)) == False or (len(p) > 0 and p[0] != ";") else statementSequence(p[1:])))

[front-facing-pokemon]

[lupinus-bicolor]

actually ignore my last stamp dump, I had to correct some of the frames. behold! the new and improved "random favorite movies" stamp dump!

[english-history-trip]

[marlynnofmany]

An interesting journey of discovery

So first I stumbled upon this from Ultrafacts:

Well THAT’S interesting. Some googling confirmed it: John Cleese talked in an interview about when he learned of this in school -- his English teacher seemed to have come away with the impression that “If you didn't give up, you couldn't lose.” And that led to “It’s just a flesh wound!!!” years later.

Then I checked Wikipedia for the wrestler they were talking about, and was brought up short by this image:

I know that statue, I thought. I’ve seen it with wings.

And I wasn’t wrong.

  Yup, it’s the same one! Different angle, but same pose.

  So that’s amazing. Monty Python, ineffable stubbornness, and naked wrestling.

I’m not sure what conclusion to draw from this, but I’m sure there are several.

[urfavedumbcunt]

Kimchi’s clown antics for today include:

-not letting me put him back after picking him up to spray under his favorite hide+also spray him even though he’s in blue and he can’t see anything and literally every snake resource ever is like “don’t handle your snake during the shed process”, he said “handle me :)))))”

-resting into my arm and flicking his tongue in a content way against the same spot until i called him out for being weird, at which point he stopped like a dog who’s owner told it to stop licking

-hanging off of my arm like he thinks he’s a tree snake while he still can’t see !!!!!! Not trying to go anywhere, just hanging until my arm burned from holding in place for him !!!!!

I love that Kimchi feels so safe and comfortable and knows I won’t let him get hurt but like,, unhand me sir i just wanted u to be sufficiently wet i didn’t want to hang out 😭

[hollymacycomic]

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[vegetable-soup-wizard]

Post election mood

[cursedauxiliary]

Happy Halloween from THE COMPANY

Ft. 'TIS BUT A SCRATCH!

[paranoidgemsbok]

related to my previous point but when horror movies use rats and mice as DIRTY SPOOKY RUNDOWN LOCATION but theyre the fattest little calm beasts with the shiniest coats youve ever seen

[witchering10123]

you can't tell me that the marauders wouldn't have LOVED monty python