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the-august-one · 3 months ago
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The Useless Web Part 1
Honor the Pug
The Thatcher Effect - please note, I am not responsible for the psychic damage you may experience from this site.
Binary Piano
Always Judge a Book By Its Cover
Hey. Ho. <- this made my browser stall.
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bffnf · 6 months ago
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Useless web was my childhood lmao
I remember I was obsessed with that thing when I was like 8
There were these 2 sites it took me to that I can't explain my memory of it with words but I LOVED them and I'm rlly sad bc I cant find either of them anymore no matter how many times i press the button so maybe the sites got deleted 😔
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brain-in-reverie · 2 years ago
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sequel to that other video i made
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nikoco11 · 1 year ago
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spider nico (spider bot…. sometime i call him circuit too) ((he’s like what if spiderman sucked ass))
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lotussgrl · 1 month ago
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useless magic: lyrics, drawings and poetry by florence welch
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wangxian-the-zhijis · 1 year ago
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So I rewatched the confrontation scene between Wei Ying, Jiang Cheng, and Lan Zhan in the Jiang Ancestral Hall.
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In the novel, Jiang Cheng mocked the fact that what Wei Ying and Lan Zhan have for each other is romantic and not just that of friends. And people kept saying that this scene in the novel has more impact etc etc… because Jiang Cheng really insulted them that they’re in love. I’m not going to invalidate that… but I’m just going to explain why this scene in the drama has a great impact too.
In the drama, Jiang Cheng insulted their great friendship. I haven’t seen people point this out… but what Jiang Cheng really said didn’t mean the usual “friendship.” He could have said “友誼” or “交情” which means the type of friendship we’re all aware of.
But Jiang Cheng didn’t say any of those! He said “知己 (zhiji)” or “confidant” or “soulmate”— the very word that both Wei Ying and Lan Zhan say lovingly to each other (in the drama).
Jiang Cheng said: “为什么要道歉?为侮辱了你们这段伟大的知己之情吗?”
为什么 - why ; 要 - will (I) ; 道歉 - apologize ; 为 - for ; 侮辱 - insulting ; 了 - indicates past tense ; 你们 - your (plural) ; 这段 - this ; 伟大 - great ; 的 - of ; 知己 - confidant/intimate friend/soulmate ; 之情 - feeling/emotion; 吗 - indicating a question.
If we translate Jiang Cheng’s words directly, it would say, “Why will I apologize? For having insulted this great soulmate thing of yours?”
Note that 知己 isn’t commonly used in spoken language. It’s mostly seen in written texts only. But Wei Ying and Lan Zhan made 知己 their endearment for each other. Jiang Cheng used that very special and emotional word and tarnished it with his acrid mouth. He wasn’t just insulting their love but he insulted what they are to each other— the very nature of their relationship. (He wasn’t insinuating that they might be in love. He was outright attacking them for what they are.) He even emphasized the insult by adding 偉大 or ‘great’ sarcastically.
That’s why Wei Ying immediately lashed out. Because how dare Jiang Cheng ruin that special word he has with Lan Zhan?!
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asterkallium · 2 months ago
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piplup has been around for 2 years now, btw. where is this coming from
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queriesntheories · 5 months ago
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Q's Internet Trinkets v1 is now LIVE!!!
It's a whole directory of cool things I've collected, with 190 links so far! (and more to come in future!!)
art and writing tips
free games
web tools and webtoys
free books and watchable media
awesome things you can learn
mental health resources
a wheel you can spin!
one whole crow!
and more that i haven't elaborated on!!
Special thanks to @good-morning-czernobog for inspiring me to do this, @paperoxalis and my beloved mutuals for bearing witness to my insanity, and to everyone who's been interested in this for their utmost patience. If you have any sites to suggest, shoot me an ask, or email me!
Now go look at my awesome webbed site!! (click the image, or this text)
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arithechair · 1 year ago
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some reaction images i found on old blog posts that i feel need to be re-integrated into the modern internet
seriously these are great
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gamerseal · 3 months ago
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Games with seals in them day 78
The Useless Web
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lostmoonofjupiter · 6 months ago
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SUNFISH
Mola mola
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"Mr. Sunfish" Song by YonKaGor, Kennedy, Jennifer. "Ocean Sunfish Facts." ThoughtCo, Apr. 5, 2023, thoughtco.com/facts-about-ocean-sunfish-2291599.
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mushtoons · 1 year ago
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razzek · 4 months ago
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Please, for the love of god alt text writers, STOP putting links in your alt text!!! It does nothing helpful, gets in the way of actually describing things, blocks screen readers from reading any real text, they can't be clicked on, it's just the worst! Alt text is for DESCRIBING what is going on in your image and nothing else!
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disease · 1 year ago
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kitkatcodes · 2 years ago
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I mentioned in a previous post that a biiiig goal of mine is to make a useless website worthy of being featured on the useless web.
And here is what I came up with!
A d20 roller that only rolls a natural 1...
...with a 1% chance of rolling a natural 20!
try to get a 20, bet you won't -> samkitkat.com/d20/
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kaletalecowboy · 11 months ago
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im so tired 😭😭😭
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