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The Useless Web Part 1
Honor the Pug
The Thatcher Effect - please note, I am not responsible for the psychic damage you may experience from this site.
Binary Piano
Always Judge a Book By Its Cover
Hey. Ho. <- this made my browser stall.
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Useless web was my childhood lmao
I remember I was obsessed with that thing when I was like 8
There were these 2 sites it took me to that I can't explain my memory of it with words but I LOVED them and I'm rlly sad bc I cant find either of them anymore no matter how many times i press the button so maybe the sites got deleted 😔
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sequel to that other video i made
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spider nico (spider bot…. sometime i call him circuit too) ((he’s like what if spiderman sucked ass))
#my art#he is a tech nerd that will do work for villains and civilians and does not care#but he refuses to build gear or puter or bots for anyone but himself#his uncle ben moment was his sick mother trying to upload her mind to a computer upon death#it was his first thing he’d ever help build for another person#and it Did Not Work so he doesn’t make things for anyone anymore#he’s very useless and his spider sense only works to detect radio signals and electrical equipment etc#but no danger LOL#he also doesn’t have webs!#just long wires that he throws and prays#i like him a lot#spidersona#spider man: across the spider verse#oc#original character#sona#digital portrait#digital art#illustration#drawing#artists on tumblr
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useless magic: lyrics, drawings and poetry by florence welch
#useless magic#florence welch#poetry#lyrics#drawing#draws#art#book#web weaving#florence and the machine#uplouds
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So I rewatched the confrontation scene between Wei Ying, Jiang Cheng, and Lan Zhan in the Jiang Ancestral Hall.
In the novel, Jiang Cheng mocked the fact that what Wei Ying and Lan Zhan have for each other is romantic and not just that of friends. And people kept saying that this scene in the novel has more impact etc etc… because Jiang Cheng really insulted them that they’re in love. I’m not going to invalidate that… but I’m just going to explain why this scene in the drama has a great impact too.
In the drama, Jiang Cheng insulted their great friendship. I haven’t seen people point this out… but what Jiang Cheng really said didn’t mean the usual “friendship.” He could have said “友誼” or “交情” which means the type of friendship we’re all aware of.
But Jiang Cheng didn’t say any of those! He said “知己 (zhiji)” or “confidant” or “soulmate”— the very word that both Wei Ying and Lan Zhan say lovingly to each other (in the drama).
Jiang Cheng said: “为什么要道歉?为侮辱了你们这段伟大的知己之情吗?”
为什么 - why ; 要 - will (I) ; 道歉 - apologize ; 为 - for ; 侮辱 - insulting ; 了 - indicates past tense ; 你们 - your (plural) ; 这段 - this ; 伟大 - great ; 的 - of ; 知己 - confidant/intimate friend/soulmate ; 之情 - feeling/emotion; 吗 - indicating a question.
If we translate Jiang Cheng’s words directly, it would say, “Why will I apologize? For having insulted this great soulmate thing of yours?”
Note that 知己 isn’t commonly used in spoken language. It’s mostly seen in written texts only. But Wei Ying and Lan Zhan made 知己 their endearment for each other. Jiang Cheng used that very special and emotional word and tarnished it with his acrid mouth. He wasn’t just insulting their love but he insulted what they are to each other— the very nature of their relationship. (He wasn’t insinuating that they might be in love. He was outright attacking them for what they are.) He even emphasized the insult by adding 偉大 or ‘great’ sarcastically.
That’s why Wei Ying immediately lashed out. Because how dare Jiang Cheng ruin that special word he has with Lan Zhan?!
#i just studied chinese but im not a native#but i have google backup….#feel free to correct me if im wrong!#zhiji isn’t clearly translate as soulmate anywhere in the web#but if you look at its meaning#— someone who knows you deeply and the like —#it very much means soulmate#even my best friend who’s a native taiwanese said that zhiji is very similar to a soulmate#the untamed#cql#lan wangji#lan zhan#wei wuxian#wei ying#wangxian#jiang cheng#jiang wanyin#my useless essays#my chinese translations
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piplup has been around for 2 years now, btw. where is this coming from
#is it for his birthday#you're a bit late#for real though my notes are useless right now#i appreciate it though!!!! aaaaaa#cool to see the waves of people finding piplup...#i am piplup and you are the flowing grain#<- that's my tag for piplup grain entrapment–related content#if you're looking for it#or just concerned by the tag#i wish the reblog web had some more robust settings#not art
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Q's Internet Trinkets v1 is now LIVE!!!
It's a whole directory of cool things I've collected, with 190 links so far! (and more to come in future!!)
art and writing tips
free games
web tools and webtoys
free books and watchable media
awesome things you can learn
mental health resources
a wheel you can spin!
one whole crow!
and more that i haven't elaborated on!!
Special thanks to @good-morning-czernobog for inspiring me to do this, @paperoxalis and my beloved mutuals for bearing witness to my insanity, and to everyone who's been interested in this for their utmost patience. If you have any sites to suggest, shoot me an ask, or email me!
Now go look at my awesome webbed site!! (click the image, or this text)
#q's creations#q's internet trinkets#useful websites#useless websites#art tutorial#art resources#writing tips#writing resources#free books#free games#free movies#mental health#learning#notion#free apps#web toys#web links#web tools#i am so sorry for the ridiculous amount of tags i need this to reach as far as it can ;w;#this thing is my baby
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some reaction images i found on old blog posts that i feel need to be re-integrated into the modern internet
seriously these are great
#old internet#old web#2000s internet#webcore#ive got like a bunch of random trivia based on fandoms im in#that ive been collecting for like a year#if anyone wants some eddsworld related posts lmk cause ive got hundreds of useless stuff related to it#mostly tom and edd#ok almost all of it is tom#i scrolled through like 100 of his blog entries on cakebomb#these reaction images are actually all from different blog entries there#anyway im so normal about eddsworld
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Games with seals in them day 78
The Useless Web
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SUNFISH
Mola mola
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"Mr. Sunfish" Song by YonKaGor, Kennedy, Jennifer. "Ocean Sunfish Facts." ThoughtCo, Apr. 5, 2023, thoughtco.com/facts-about-ocean-sunfish-2291599.
#tex weaves#sunfish#marine biology#web weavings#yonkagor#words#fave#sick and tired of ppl calling them useless or ugly or whatever like. they're so important to the ecosystem they're so special!!!
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#we have ao many useless facts about mushrooms and lore no one asked for about ninja turtles#it'd be nice to know useless facts about taxes or something#wood wide web
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Please, for the love of god alt text writers, STOP putting links in your alt text!!! It does nothing helpful, gets in the way of actually describing things, blocks screen readers from reading any real text, they can't be clicked on, it's just the worst! Alt text is for DESCRIBING what is going on in your image and nothing else!
#just blind things#alt text#image description#I love that there's enough alt text that I am actually running into examples that are bad#I love that people are genuinely trying with this that's is awesome#but this is one area where a hindrance is legitimately being created#imagine you're reading something and the web site url appears on the screen and you cannot get past it for a solid minute#this is what you're doing when you put that in your alt text#it is not accessible nor necessary and it's completely useless#put the link under the image where it can be clicked on please
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I mentioned in a previous post that a biiiig goal of mine is to make a useless website worthy of being featured on the useless web.
And here is what I came up with!
A d20 roller that only rolls a natural 1...
...with a 1% chance of rolling a natural 20!
try to get a 20, bet you won't -> samkitkat.com/d20/
#im so happy with myself and I hope others find this as funny as I do#dnd#natural 1#natural 20#dungeons and dragons#cool websites#codeblr#progblr#programming#I really hope this gets accepted to be on the useless web it is my dream and I will be ever so happy
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