#useless lesbian vampire

[hyperfanpod]

Hyperfixation kicks of Vampire Month with Carmilla by J. Sheridan La Fanu, the first lesbian vampire and a book that predates Dracula. Why are vampires and horror always queer? And why won't Marika shut up about the web series?  https://briikasakpodcast.buzzsprout.com/1371367/14569111

[sapphic-flesh]

I may not be a necromancer,

But I am neck romancer…

*dabs and dies*

[elmodoescrimes]

reading fanfics about useless lesbians.

[fictiongods]

Bellyache by Billie Eilish is so Faith Lehane core. Like she would absolutely hate the song and say it’s too “girly” but if you actually listen to the lyrics and ignore the, like, background music noise (as you can tell I in fact know NOTHING about music shh don’t tell) the lyrics are actually Faith. And actually don’t ignore said music background noise cause that’s Faith too. Like the pretty notes make you ignore the tragedy of the lyrics, and the cool beat distracts you from it.

[carmillababyy]

carmilla: you are mine, you shall be mine, you and i are one forever *dramatically sobbing*

laura: do i remind you of a cousin, perhaps??

laura you dumb fucking lesbian she’s in love with you jfc

[iammadeofratsratsratsrats]

Vampire getting her girlfriend to do her make up bc she can’t see in the mirror.

[alpaca-clouds]

New Fic: Bound By Blood [Araj/Aurelia Slowburn]

Alright, let's go with this as a header for now, until I have the money to commission @g-vlssz with some shipping art for them.

Here it is. My ship with the other absolute crackship I have for BG3. Araj/Aurelia. Why do I ship them? Because I think they look hot together. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ And I thought they would make for a fun ship to try out writing some Enemies to Lovers Slowburn. Something I usually do not do.

So, yeah. Enjoy this story about two useless sapphic women.

Bound by Blood

Fandom: Baldur's Gate 3 Shipping: Araj/Aurelia Genre: Enemies to Lovers Slowburn

It is finally Araj's time. She has finished her research, and she is ready to return to Menzoberranzan, and restore the House of Oblodra. Yet, soon after she enters the Underdark, she hears rumors about a large group of vampire spawn having settled there. In a moment of weakness, she cannot help her curiosity. This one time, before she will either become a matriarch or a matyr for her house, she is allowed to endulge in her fantasy. However, nothing could have prepared her for what she will find.

[xylo]

if all goes well i'll be moving 27 hours away from my childhood home to louisiana in five months time.......... oh the thrills of being a phd student!

[pussyslayer69]

Oh, how i wish to adore you.

This is an original story made by me. Lmk what you think!

Attempt 1 (while listening to Taylor Swift. ‘Bejeweled’)

Eliza was lying down on the large, comfortable couch when she received the message. It was late at night. Eliza was almost falling asleep until she heard her phone ping.

It was her boss.

Subject: Exciting Opportunity: International Assignment

“Dear, Elizabeth.

I hope you're doing well. We have an exciting opportunity for you: a key role in Romania. We believe your skills and expertise make you the perfect fit for this assignment.

This move offers valuable career growth and the chance to contribute to our global success. We're committed to supporting you throughout the process, from visas to relocation logistics.

Let's discuss further at your convenience. Feel free to reach out with any questions or concerns.

Looking forward to hearing from you.”

The mail read. Eliza stared at with for a while, a look of confusion covering her features. Romania? She lived in New York City! Eliza let out a loud groan as she realized what was going to happen. She had nothing left to lose, anyway. Elizabeth stood up from the couch and made her way to the fridge in her apartment… Well, studio.

She felt weird. It was like she was having an out of body experience. Nothing felt real anymore. She stared at the insides of the cold refrigerator and took out a bottle of water. She could feel the cold and wet condensation on the outside of the plastic bottle. The lights were dimmed in her kitchen, making her studio have a cozy atmosphere.

It wasn’t like she did anything do decorate, though. The bare minimum was enough for Eliza. She thought long and hard about the mail, occasionally taking tiny sips of the cold water.

“Fuck…” Eliza muttered under her breath. She was sat on the kitchen counter, and she wasn’t happy about the decision her boss made. She refused to put in her two weeks’ notice, though. Maybe moving to Romania could be a good thing?

Elizabeth quickly shook that thought from her head, deciding it wasn’t worth getting a headache about. She would contact her boss in the morning for more details… But, for now? She was going to sleep.

She walked out the kitchen and flopped down on her comfy bed, falling asleep to the sounds of the city.

Attempt 2 (Hozier. ‘Nina Cried Power’)

Elizabeth woke up due to the sounds of the blaring alarm on her phone. In her sleepy state, she considered throwing the damn thing against the wall. But the rational part of her brain prevented her from doing that. Instead, she dragged her hand out from under the covers and pressed on the ‘snooze’ button. She didn’t have any important things to do, anyway.

Five minutes later, her alarm started going off again. She groaned and pressed the ‘Stop’ button. Shutting the annoying alarm off for good. She grabbed her phone and immediately got blinded by the bright screen. Elizabeth felt like her body took a screenshot. But, alas. Her eyes were fine when she checked her phone again.

It was 09:00. A normal time for Elizabeth to wake up. She worked from home, after all. She liked to start her morning with some self-hating, mad at the universe for letting her live. Oh, why did her heart decide to beat? Hell, she wouldn’t even care if she died right there in her bed.

…

Anyways, she got up and went over to the bathroom. Again, the lights blinded her. Elizabeth didn’t let that stop her and started brushing her teeth. She felt the cold tiles under her toes. It was comforting in a weird way. Eliza looked at herself through the mirror as she brushed her teeth. Damn, her hair was a mess. And where did the stain on her shirt come from? Whatever. She had to shower anyway.

After her shower, she dried off her hair with a towel. Eliza’s hair felt smooth after her shower… And it smelled good. Like cherry blossoms. Eliza put on her clothes. A simple shirt with jeans. The converse she was planning to wear were stored in the foyer. First, she needed food. Eliza hung up her towel and started making her way to the kitchen. She could hear her upstairs neighbor getting ready. She knew they had a cat. Cute kitty.

She saw a box of donuts on the kitchen counter… Would she? Yes, she would. Eliza took one donut out the box and took a large bite. That really satisfied her cravings. The sweet taste of raspberry syrup filled her with joy. She realized it was time she ran some errands since the only edible things in her house were donuts, water, and two week old takeout.

Eliza finished the donut with a sigh and washed her hands to get rid of the powdery goodness. She made her way to the foyer, careful not to step in mystery fluids that were scattered across the floor. The studio was enough for her. For now, at least. She would be moving to Romania soon. Anxiety filled her head with less-than-positive thoughts as she put her fucking shoes on. She grabbed her jacket and wallet before stepping out of her home.

NYC was a bit chilly. No problem. She was used to it. Like any New Yorker, she kept her head down and walked quickly. Eliza was planning on buying some groceries… Maybe some wine, too. She needed it. It depended on the price since everything was so fucking expensive.

The wind blew through her hair, messing it up again. Eliza sighed. She could already feel a headache coming up. Why was being an adult so hard? She just wanted to eat waffles and stay home all day. She quickly made her way to the grocery store and grabbed a basket, checking out the produce aisle. Fruits and vegetables filled her basket. Being 6’2 meant she could easily look over people and spot the carbs. She quickly grabbed some pasta and bread before checking out the snacks. Chips and cookies caught her attention. Eliza decided to indulge. She bought the produce, snacks, and wine. At least the cashier was nice. She couldn’t wait to chug the wine.

Attempt 3 (No songs this time.)

Back at home, she read the mail from her boss again and again. A feeling of anxiety and excitement filled her body. Yeah, this would be a good thing. Romania didn’t seem that bad. Maybe she could visit some castles when she was there… At least, that was what Google told her to do. Eliza closed her laptop and decided to make some tea for herself. She didn’t feel like drinking the wine anymore. Plus, all her friends were busy and drinking alone wasn’t that fun. Green tea always hit the spot. She set some water out to boil and waited, flopping down on the sofa. She grabbed her phone and opened Tinder, looking for some interesting people.

“The fuck? This bitch is married… Yikes.” She mumbled, swiping left. She wasn’t looking for any threesomes or flings. Not that she was looking for anything serious, but she wouldn’t go for married women.

“Dude? Seriously?” She asked herself with an eyeroll as she saw a man. Eliza specifically set her preferences to women after a few less-than-pleasant experiences. She sighed and closed the app again. No one interesting today… Or tomorrow, probably. Maybe it would be better if she deleted the fucking app.

DING!

She heard the ding of the water. It was finally boiling. She got up, grabbed the mug, tea, and water. Perfect tea. Eliza took a sip, forgetting that the water was still super-hot. She swallowed the tea with a pained expression, burning her tongue in the process. This is when she decided that iced tea was better. She looked out onto the city, questioning her existence. Who doesn’t have an existential crisis once in a while? It was all part of getting older. Eliza did think she looked pretty cool, though. With a mug in her hand. Like some supervillain coming up with a masterplan for world domination.

Bzz-bzz.

Her phone buzzed. She was pulled out of her thoughts when she saw the notification. It was her boss again, informing her of the opportunity. Some boring details. All she knew was that she had to be at the airport. Tommorow evening. What the fuck? Eliza groaned. She knew this meant she had to start packing everything up, which she did not look forward to. While she didn’t have a lot of stuff, she still knew this would take at least 2 hours. She would have to call a moving company tomorrow. Why did her boss send this email THIS late? Whatever. She made good money. That’s all that mattered. An IT job did pay pretty well. She finished the tea and began packing..

Attempt 4

The packing took way longer than expected. She finished at 1AM. Eliza didn’t even know she had THIS much stuff. She already brushed her teeth and got ready for bed. Well, this was her last night in New York. It was a weird feeling. Maybe she was a little sentimental. She had so many good memories here… It felt weird to just let that go. But, she decided to look on the bright side. Romania would also give her good memories. She just had to stay positive.

As she rolled around in the silk sheets, she realized finding sleep was near impossible. Her thoughts were too loud. The sounds of the city brought her no comfort this time. Eliza realized she would miss this… A little. Maybe she didn’t want to say goodbye. She sat up in bed, looking outside. The city that never sleeps. It was true. The city was still bustling with life. Hell, she probably knew some of the people who she could see walking down the busy streets. The skyscrapers, the view, the food. She would miss it. Especially the street food. Fuck, the burritos were good. Did they even have those in Romania? Did they have tacos? What if they didn’t even have good wine?

Maybe that was a little far-fetched. It was Europe, after all. Of course, there was going to be nice drinks. Possibly even better than the ones she drank now. The good thoughts brought her comfort this time. She laid down in bed again, now looking forward to the new life she was going to have. She would definitely adopt a cat there. And live in a house. Alone. With no noisy neighbors to disturb her

Maybe this wasn’t going to be that bad…

(Hi! This is my first ever post on Tumblr and my first ever story. I'm really happy to share this with the world. More chapters are coming soon!)

[galaxysharks]

Also this black cat

[hyperfanpod]

Vampire month continues with Marika making the gang talk about the first season of Carmilla the web series, the 2014 Canadian adaption of the novella of the same name. It was a very specific, very tumblr moment on the internet for Marika. Cal and Bret find it... fine. Cal makes comparisons to Baldur's Gate and Bret has seen as a lot of SyFy original programming.

https://www.buzzsprout.com/1371367/14604825-carmilla-the-web-series

[sapphic-flesh]

Idea developing, make the werewolf audio a werewolf fucking a vampire.

I do love enemies to lovers. Ha!

[livefromcastledracula]

Things I have learned from Dracula and Carmilla:

Vampires are super melodramatic. I thought Dracula with his "blood of Attila" speech was a ham, but then along comes little miss "rapture of my enormous humiliation"...mademoiselle "I live in you and you would die for me I love you so" fraulein "girls are like caterpillars" Mircalla what the flaming fuck are you on about just boink her already you useless lesbian.

[sapphicagenda]

I would crowdfund this for sure

They should revive the Carmilla webseries. Original cast, new stories.

Pass it on.

[lynzishell]

Character Introductions

We have a lot of new-ish faces in this part of my story, and that’s because we’re getting to know Atlas, Asher, and Lex’s friend group! They’re all going to be sticking around for a bit, whether they’ll be background characters or take on more important roles remains to be seen. Either way, I thought it would be a good idea to take a minute to officially introduce them all and tell you how they all know each other.

Now, I say “new-ish” faces because all of these characters were in The Past arc in the last part of my story. Some of them had dialogue, but most were just milling about in the background. The important thing to know is that they’ve all been friends for years and have become a pretty tight-knit little group.

If you'd like to know more about each of them, then proceed below the cut:

Preferred Name/Nickname(s): Evan Gender/Pronouns: Nonbinary, They/Them Sexuality: Queer

Traits: Genius, Geek, Creative, Perfectionist, Outgoing, Morning Sim Personality Archetypes: Sage & Artist Career: Video Game Level Designer at Rainy Day Entertainment

Important Details: Evan is probably the most recognizable atp. They were one of the first people Asher met on his first day at Rainy Day, and the two of them have worked closely ever since. They have amazing compatibility and have developed a pretty close friendship over the years. As far as the rest of the group, Evan has known them since they started at Rainy Day about a year before Asher did. The only one they knew prior to that is Charlee.

They tend to get stuck in the details, but it makes them very good at what they do. They’re extroverted and very sweet, but often clueless when it comes to certain social cues. It’s nearly impossible for them to hide what they’re thinking or feeling, which can be either annoying or refreshing depending on the situation.

Preferred Name/Nickname(s): Charlee, Peanut (inside joke – only Evan calls her this) Gender/Pronouns: Cis woman, She/Her Sexuality: Bisexual

Traits: Good, Geek, Bookworm, Vegetarian, Goofball Personality Archetypes: Sage & Jester Career: Manages a local bookstore

Important Details: Often found with her nose buried in a sci-fi book, or on the computer going down random rabbit holes about some conspiracy theory or another. Absolutely believes in aliens, ghosts, vampires, and time travel. Full of useless facts, puns, and pranks.

Charlee grew up next door to Evan, and the two of them have been best friends since childhood. However, she didn’t meet anyone else until the day she met Blaire. At the time, she had just started working part-time at the bookstore and Blair was visiting while on a book tour. The two unexpectedly hit it off, and Charlee was later introduced to Lex and Tess… only to find out that Lex worked with her best friend! And the rest is history.

Preferred Name/Nickname(s): Blair Gender/Pronouns: Cis woman, She/Her Sexuality: Lesbian

Traits: Self-Assured, Creative, Bookworm, Noncommittal, Dance Machine, Muser Personality Archetypes: Artist & Lover Career: Author – Writes mystery novels

Important Details: In the middle of a long series of mystery novels and becoming quite famous. When she’s not writing, Blair has a passion for dancing and kick boxing. She is blunt and flirtatious and would do literally anything for her friends and family. She lost a sibling unexpectedly at twenty years old, and it changed her entire outlook on life. She’s regularly championing for her friends to follow their dreams (including Atlas and Asher), and she’s the first person most of them are likely to call if they’re ever in trouble.

Blair used to date Tess and is currently dating Lex. She met Lex at a queer speed dating event when she first moved to San Myshuno. They didn’t hit it off romantically at first and remained just friends until a few years ago.

Preferred Name/Nickname(s): Tess Gender/Pronouns: Cis woman, She/Her Sexuality: Lesbian

Traits: Art Lover, Creative, Perfectionist, Neat, Loyal Personality Archetypes: Artist & Caregiver Career: Financial Analyst for a big corporation in Uptown (fun fact: the same corporation Dawn worked at when she first met Phoenix)

Important Details: Tess is good at her job, but she hates it. She has a passion for photography, and Blair is constantly trying to talk her into taking the leap to open her own studio, but she’s afraid of letting go of the perceived stability/security that comes with her corporate job. Maybe she’ll do it one day, but today is not that day.

Tess and Blair used to date, but they quickly realized it wasn’t going to work out since Tess prefers exclusive romantic relationships, and Blair very much does not. However, the two have remained very good friends. Through Blair, she met Lex and the rest of the Rainy Day crew.

Preferred Name/Nickname(s): Jensen or Jay, Jenny (Ash is the only person that gets away with calling him this) Gender/Pronouns: Cis man, He/Him Sexuality: Bisexual

Traits: Outgoing, Geek, ADHD, Loyal, Music Lover, Gregarious Personality Archetypes: Jester & Lover Career: Video Game Developer at Rainy Day Entertainment (will likely be promoted to replace Atlas as Lead Developer)

Important Details: Jensen is only one in the group that was friends with Atlas before anyone else. The two of them have worked side-by-side for nearly ten years… though both of them are usually wearing headphones… but they do chat a fair amount and are pretty good friends.

Jensen is super laid back and can get along with pretty much anyone. Once Lex and Evan started inviting him out with the group, he clicked with everyone else instantly. Aside from Atlas, he gets along most with Charlee, Blair, and Kamryn… and apparently, he’s hooking up with Charlee now… I didn’t see that coming, but I love that for them.

Preferred Name/Nickname(s): Kamryn, Kam Gender/Pronouns: Cis woman, She/Her Sexuality: Pansexual

Traits: Self-Assured, High Maintenance, Music Lover, Dog Lover, Materialistic, Night Owl Personality Archetypes: Hero & Sinister (interesting combo ??) Career: Video Game Character Design and Animation at Rainy Day Entertainment

Important Details: While she enjoys her job, Kamryn’s passion is music. She produces House music and DJ’s regularly at various local and out-of-town clubs. Blair and her often butt heads on whether she should leave her job to pursue music full-time. From Kam’s perspective, her day job pays the bills and allows her to make the music she wants to make, the way she wants to make it, without the pressure of needing to make money from it.

When she met Ash, she was so happy to finally meet another Dog Lover! They’re always talking about their dogs and sharing photos. Maybe when Ash gets another dog, one that actually lives with him in the city, they can take their dogs on play dates!

Preferred Name/Nickname(s): Aubree, Bree Gender/Pronouns: Cis woman, She/Her Sexuality: Bisexual

Traits: Creative, Loves the Outdoors, Foodie, Vegetarian, Cheerful, Observant, Mediator, Compassionate, Morning Sim Personality Archetypes: Artist & Jester Career: Video Game Architect at Rainy Day Entertainment

Important Details: Aubree is amazing!!! Next to Atlas, she’s the most introverted of the group. She’s one of those people that is really quiet, she just kinda sits back and listens, but then when she speaks, she says the most insightful things.

She hates conflict and avoids it at all costs, but she’s great helping others navigate it and find a middle ground. She has a unique ability to see and understand others’ perspectives and is usually the first person everyone wants to come to for advice.

Lex has adored her since she first met her, and immediately befriended her. It took her a while to feel comfortable with the group, but now they’re all like family to her.

Her and Atlas are interesting together... I feel like if he opened up to her, she'd have great advice for him... but they rarely talk. In fact, what he likes most about her is that she's one of the few people willing to just sit in comfortable silence... and vice versa.

[sqsupernova]

Title: how a pair of fangs rendered the mighty savior useless - [ART] Link: Click Here To View and Comment Artist: starchasm Find them on: -Twitter: starchasm -Tumblr: starchasm

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Title: How a pair of fangs rendered the mighty savior useless (or how Emma Swan lost her dignity but got the girl) Link: Click Here To View and Comment Author: thelastandonlyunicorn Find them on: -Twitter: 1TLAOU -Tumblr: thelastandonlyunicorn Rating: Explicit Warning(s): No Archive Warnings Apply Words: 21k Summary: “You look great as well, Regina. What are you dressed up as?” Mary Margaret asks the mayor who doesn’t look much different from usual – dark dress hugging her figure, reaching her mid-thigh, black high heels complimenting her toned legs. When Emma looks up again Regina’s eyes are still on her, smile widening. Red lips part to reveal a row of white pearly teeth, canines longer and sharper than usual. Regina must have magically enhanced them. Emma feels so hot all of a sudden. “Oh!” Mary Margaret exclaims, turning around. “Emma is some kind of vampire too, aren’t you, honey?” “Vampire Slayer,” Emma corrects, trying not to stare at Regina’s new accessories. It’s hard. This is reawakening some long-forgotten teenage lesbian fantasies in her. “But I had to leave my stake at home. Kids and pointy objects, you know?" “How considerate of you,” Regina smirks, before turning on her heel and leading them inside. or It’s Halloween and Emma’s senses all leave her when she discovers Regina’s new set of fangs for the night. While Emma is desperately trying to hide her attraction to the other woman, Regina shamelessly makes use of it to get what she wants – Emma.

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