#useless brain

[dyrewrites]

Looking at all my WiPs, weighing my own interest, length, publishing viability...realizing I still need six or seven more horror shorts to finish that collection...I should be writing horror shorts--

My brain: "Let's write another smutty monster adventure."

[khepiari]

My friends truly love me, the amount of garbage reels, memes, threadfics, manga recs that I send in their inbox is clearly a sign of distracted useless brain. But here they are tolerating my 24/7 avalanche of “i saw this and it reminded me of you” content.

I love you all.

[anoctoberpepper]

I need tips for writing fanfic comments. I love them so much and every time I go to write a comment my brain is just full of bees.

[heretherebedork]

I should do the 15 day BL challenge but I have thus deep seated fear that I will start and never finish because that is what always happens when I try to do things daily, lol.

[kurtisdefender]

I just wished people would believe me on my mental defects . I am not making this up , I really have mental retardation and sevère handicap in my brain . Not all of us can't write some of us can but are completely useless in everything else , like in my case . There are hundreds of different variations of brain defect , stop thinking i am faking things when I have proofs ...

[halfspunthreads-blog]

Should I work on the last chapter of the fic I promised I'd finish before September or the 9 other fics I have in rough draft that will be a huge time sink and probably never even get published.

Gosh, brain. I wonder which one I will choose.

[arttsuka]

I made @wolfythewitch 's fox Bill design out of polymer clay

It's pretty thin (so thin I'm afraid it'll snap in half anytime I lift it)

Front and back side:

[bixels]

Just gonna have to wait and see, right? Just wait and see! Just gotta wait and see! Who knows, we'll just have to wait and see! It's anybody's guess, we'll just have to wait and see! The future is exciting, we just gotta wait and see!

[facts-i-just-made-up]

facts about you please

"You Please" is a 1978 novel by Frank Mutterbruder about a hypersexual woman's growing lust for an artist who is only interested in her as a model. The story concerns her attempts to seduce him as they grow more and more outlandish and dangerous. The book's graphic sexuality and implied cannibalism caused it to be banned in several states, though the publisher, Grovemeat Press, appealed and won at the federal level.

Mutterbruder was likely inspired by his older friend, Frankie Powers-Jovani, a famous gay artist known for his Tom-Of-Finland style works depicting men in leather with large, round muscles and other bulging parts. Powers-Jovani had worked with a model, assumed by some to be Bettie Page (though no evidence of this exists) on an unreleased series, said to have been destroyed by either Frankie or the model upon their feud.

The book departs from reality however when its protagonist, Jessica Jellie, creates a love potion to make her artist friend love her back. She mixes the potion wrong and accidentally creates a fluid capable of melting men into a delicious putty. After killing the artist, she begins melting other men and serving the putty as a sort of cake fondant that she sells under the name of "Manzipan."

Frank Mutterbruder died in 1982 when he was himself melted into putty during the Pittsburgh Play-Dough Calamity. His novel has gone largely ignored until recently, when Yorgos Lanthimos optioned it with Emma Stone to play Jessica Jellie and Colin Farrell as artist Yakov Geww.

The original printing of the novel "You Please" also won the Albert A. Gore Award for Most Recyclable Paper, but this is generally considered irrelevant to its literary significance.

[genderqueerpond]

there is a perception filter on the old woman. people see her, but they don't really notice her. they don't see what's wrong about her.

until ruby points her out. ruby says "look at her. do you see that woman?" and they do. the perception filter falls away.

and the woman says "look at her. do you see that woman?" and they look at ruby, and the perception filter is gone. and they see her for what she truly is.

and it's beyond their brain's ability to comprehend.

[totally-sapphic-posts]

Imagine coming home after a long day and they just hug you. They hug you in a way that melts all the tension from your muscles, and makes the stresses of the day fade into some distant memory. It’s one of those hugs you feel like you could fall asleep in, but you don’t want to because you want to savor every ounce of it even though you know you’ll get a million more of them

[spoopdeedoop]

real friends have weird greetings that usually involve hitting each other

[bestagons]

2012 | 2024

[xobloodletter]

hal and johns turn to be shot by my woman beam

extra-

[phuezo]

smol caitlyn from arcane...

been practicing her head and shapes but

its hard so... smol angy cupcake

[aworldofendlesswonder]

finally figured out what this image of data reminds me of it's the Scrungy Cat face