#useful nanny

[themeasureofasim]

Back home, the nanny is harvesting money from Jen's tree! Keep your hands off our simoleons, old woman!

As a good guardian dog, Tucker is busy meeting a stray dog while we get robbed.

He's friendly!

After doing literally nothing but robbing us for like 6 hours, the nanny finally cleans the filthy doghouse.

Nanny: You're welcome.

You got paid in advance 🙄

Oh, feel free to eat our snacks as well.

Nanny: I worked so hard today.

[nelkcats]

Immortal Nanny

Bruce Wayne had never been a father. He knew what it was like to be a good father, and he knew what good fathers should be like, but adopting Richard was an impulse, a moment when he decided to give a child the comfort he needed, as he himself had needed in the past.

But just because he knew and understood didn't mean he could do it, or that he could become a good father instantly. Alfred would be a great help, of course, but it was he who had to raise the boy, Alfie was too old to start raising another child.

So, it was only natural that he forgot all about his busy life as "Brucie Wayne", adopting Dick hadn't stopped the million interviews or meetings, and while Alfred was extremely capable, Bruce still decided to hire a nanny.

Daniel Nightingale was a bit of an outsider (in a good way), he was studying at Gotham U, and was doing very well in his chosen career; though his records were strangely empty, Bruce knew he could trust him. His tired look and the shy smile he gave him upon arriving at the mansion was enough to calm his concerns.

Perhaps it was because he was just starting out as Batman at the time that he didn't investigate further.

Anyway, Dick loved Danny, from that first day, he used to tell Bruce about his "adventures" and how much fun he had. On one occasion he even told him they had a snowball fight (which confused him, because it was July but he was too tired to question the excited kid).

So, Danny became Dick's, and later Jason's, official nanny. He never complained and always smiled. The boy got along quite well with Alfred and would attend to any emergency, although he was never involved in the vigilante business.

It was only after Jason's death, when Tim arrived, that someone began to question Danny. Tim wasn't sure about Danny, there were a lot of things...that just didn't fit, and if the old photos of the mansion were any indication, the nanny wasn't getting any older.

Dick wasn't ten anymore and that was pretty obvious, but Danny looked exactly the same. Tim frowned, puzzled as to how no one had investigated such an oddity before. Alfred simply looked at him with an amused smile. He wondered how long it would take for the family to notice the (rather obvious) secrets of the elusive nanny.

Alfred couldn't blame the boy, the easiest way to hide something was in plain sight. And he knew the halfa would never hurt his family.

[krysmcscience]

The Lamb is malicious in a funny way and the Goat is funny in a malicious way. No, I will not elaborate.

Anyway, everyone give thanks to the Lamb for interrupting what was sure to be a very boring and patronizing PSA from their grouchy cat hubby. Truly, they are doing God's work. Granted, the Lamb canonically is God now, so, uh. Mostly they're just doing their own work.

Speaking of their grouchy cat hubby, yes this is absolutely still Narilamb, Narinder is 100% into his goofy-ass spouse always no matter what and we all know it, he just wasn't expecting his brand new adopted kid to share the same single goofy-ass brain cell as the Lamb. :)

[odetoalibrary]

Rhaenyra’s attitude to Daemon’s twin girls in comparison to her own children is…interesting. But I don’t think the writers themselves realised it was an issue so I doubt it will be addressed

First there is her decision to not let Jace ride out on his dragon (understandable after what just happened to Lucerys!) but she sends Baela instead. You could argue that she believes that Baela, as a woman, would be less hot-blooded than Jace would which matches the show’s theme of men being bloodthirsty and women being the peacemakers. But Baela is very much mini-Daemon judging by her mad chase after Criston Cole.

Does Rhaenerya not know her personality? Have they not lived together for years as one big happy family? Or is risking Baela preferable to her actual son?

Then there is the insane attitude towards Rhaena, who she can spare because she has no dragon. Rhaenyra can’t bear to let her boys go…but Rhaena will have to be “mother” to them now. She tells this kid, her stepdaughter, to mother her children and how hard this is for her, Rhaenyra. Rhaena’s own mother is dead and she’s 16 years old.

If I thought the writers were exploring some interesting issues with Rhaenyra such as; maybe she has internal misogyny like Alicent but it express itself in a different way; or maybe she like many stepmothers just doesn’t care as much about Daemon’s previous children; or maybe she’s getting colder and more selfish as the pressure piles on and she lost her son…..but I highly doubt this was the intention.

The writers so far have made it clear that we are supposed to see Rhaenyra as the “moral” character so she doesn’t get to have major flaws like this (terrible writing decision btw). But this is completely undermined by them not realising how her treatment of the twins looks to the audience

[vifilms]

producer!abby slowly falling in love with nanny!reader and how could she not? you’re great with her two little girls, they are taken with you from the start just like their mother. whenever you sit on her desk, with your short little skirts, abby feels her cunt clenching in her tailored pants. she manspreads in her chair, angling herself towards your body. abby giving her undivided attention as she notices your thighs rubbing together, begging for an itch to be scratched. when abby says no to your demand, she nearly purrs at the way you whimper her name, as if you were begging to be fucked yeah this might be a series ohmygod

[handweavers]

me at 6 years old learning how to use my first sewing machine gifted to me by my grandparents, seated at our kitchen table, sometime in early 2004. i think i'm trying to thread a needle in this photo.

[coutureicons]

[genderfluid-entity]

aziraphale: "how exactly are we going to be the godfathers to the antichrist, anyway?" crowley: "well, by some miracle, the parents are looking for both a gardener and a nanny." aziraphale: "ooh, how clever, crowley! so, who will be--?" crowley: "you be the gardener, and i'll be your hoe." aziraphale, who doesn't know how pickup lines work or what the other meaning of 'hoe' is: "crowley, you just said they're looking for a nanny, not a garden hoe-"

[flamingtoads]

🖤

[themeasureofasim]

Could that be breakfast for Lucy???

Yes! It is!

Lucy: Where's my mum and dad?

Coming home, probably? I guess they got a little carried away.

Lucy goes to school, the nanny gets dismissed, Jen and John go to bed, and Tucker spends the morning singing along to that stereo that no one remembered to turn off.

Jen decides to go to work despite being exhausted, ravenous, and unshowered after a night out. That's a Fortune sim for you! Here's hoping she doesn't die.

[fallstaticexit]

Double date night with Celeste's old hunting buddy, Juno and her wife, Vivienne.

[alevolpe]

Had a couple free hrs this morning, let’s see if I can get to finish it in time🤞

[elssbethtascioni]

favorite c.c. babcock outfits → season 5

[dandylion-s]

Tv used to have an overtly gay bitchy girlypop butler who'd later be forced into a het relationship with the show's lesbian who looked at the main girl with homosexual longing in every scene. We used to be a civilisation.

[sofiisx]

Fran is a fashion icon ౨ৎ

[headfullofdrought]

Girlboss x3