#used to write on the bus but thats where i sleep now

[sunnyisinsane]

Six-Sentence Sunday

Thank you for the tag @bcbdrums :)))

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Sitting in silence, it can be unnerving with anyone else but it's a blessing when it's with this man. There are a myriad of reasons for that but for now I pull his tie too close to me and stare at those fearful eyes longer than I should. The smell of alcohol mixing with Isopropyl, it's one of my favorite smells aside from nicotine now.

The red head smirks but says nothing, I don't need anything but silence; seeing him is the most gratifying thing I could imagine. My fragile mind, it seems to worsen when I'm around him. I turn the screw lodged in my head, Spirit grimaces, I suppose that's something he'll never get over too. Either way it's my fault, it always is.

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THHHEREEE I WROTE SOMETHING!!!!!;!!! I uh. Don't really wanna tag anyone, if you see this and you write shit you're legally obligated to do this pretend I tagged you specifically. Also didn't do EXACTLY six I did SEVEN

[thetobaccotornado]

thats mine.

-tom kaulitz

warnings: nothing, just fluff!

synopsis: tom was sat next to his twin brother bill on the stage of a talk show, with the host who was interviewing them, along with his co-host, some busty blonde girl who was getting on his nerves.

“well… no i havent found anyone yet..” bill started, answering the interviewer’s question. “im just focusing on my career at the moment you know?” he said turning to tom with a smile. tom huffed and looked down to his fingers, fiddling subtly.

toms pov:

“so tom..” the co-host spoke. “how about you? weve been seeing photos in the press lately of you and y/n l/n getting pretty handsy, whats the go there?” she said with a smug yet disgusted look on her face. she leaned forward, attempting to push her breasts up to make her cleavage more visible. she pursed her overly glossy lips, tilting her head to the side slightly, flicking her hair over her shoulder. it was obvious what she was doing. and honestly? it was funny that she was trying so hard. she could never compare to my beautiful y/n.

“well actually, weve been dating for a year now, im surprised you havent heard.” i chuckle lowly, looking to bill and back to her, watching her expression drop, rolling her eyes. “well” she huffed sitting back up, “what is your relationship like behind veiw of the paparazzi? not so perfect then no?” she sneered, jealousy clearly written all over her face that was caked with cheap makeup.

i sat up in my chair, my jaw clenching slightly. “actually, things are perfect, she’s been working on her solo career a lot, but shes been touring with us recently, i honestly cant stand being apart from her for more than a day at a time.” i said proudly, looking her dead in the eyes with a knowing smirk, seeing the anger bubble up inside of her. “you should hear them at night on the tour bus, the rest of us barely get any sleep because of how hard the bus shakes” bill laughed, nudging me in the arm and leaning back in his chair. “especially after the vmas, that night was crazy” he spoke, exhaling deeply and looking over to me wiggling his eyebrows in a suggestive manner.

the interveiwer fixed his composure. “right! the vmas!” he said, displaying a photo of me and y/n at the vmas behind him, where she had won an award for best junior artist of the year. the live studio audience started clapping, as the interviewer leaned forward. “how did you feel about y/n winning her first award at the vmas?” he spoke with a peppy tune, much more interested than is co-host, who was blatantly just trying to get in my pants.

“im honestly really proud of my girl, shes been working so hard, and all of the hours she put into her passion finally paid off. my highlight of the night was honestly just seeing the smile on her face when she got called up.” i said, beaming as i thought about my beautiful girlfriend.

“and her look! killer isnt it? really accentuates her features, no?” the interviewer beamed with admiration, looking behind him at the screen.

the picture showed y/n, wearing a beautiful red silk dress, hugging her curves perfectly, holding an award, and me standing next to her with a hand wrapped around her waist, pulling her close to me, planting a kiss on her cheek as she smiled widely at the camera. i sat there for a moment, remembering how her smile lit up the stage as she was accepting her award.

“yeah”i said turning to bill with a smile, then back to the interviewer. “absolutely breathtaking” i smiled.

“thats mine. all mine.”

a/n:

just a short lil fluff peice, im honestly sick asf rn, so i havent been writing as much, but expect more to come soon!

MWAH!

xoxo

-T

[callme-littlesunshine]

Roses for you

I got inspired by the picture where Sodo hast he roses in his hands. So I thought, why not making something cute out of it.

Sodo x reader

 

The last time I saw him was when he was leaving fort he Tour. I missed him, I mean he called,

always when the time was there. Even when the time was different between us. We always found time to talk. I missed him dearly. He never showed it but I saw it in his eyes, or heard it in his voice. He also missed me.

We were together for a long time now, almost two years, the time I arrived at the Ministry. Sister

Imperotor was not fond o f it form e to join, i don’t know why but she didn’t allow it. It was fine the first few weeks but when time passed, it was harder form e to fall alseep. I slept in his room so I could predent he was here, it worked for

a few nights but after that it was harder than before.

I want him back here, here with me. I missed his warmth, his fell of wood and cinamon. Right

now I was talking to Alpha, he was always here form me, when I needed someone to talk when Sodo was not here  Alpha was a former Ghost Member, Alpha knew Sodo so it was easy to talkt o someone.

„You know, Sodo has changed aound you, you know that?“ I looked at him after hearing those

words. „He did? He is always this way when he is with me“ I smiled playing with my hair. „I never knew he could be gentle“ grinned the former lead guitarist. Everybody warned me about the little gremlin named Sodo but I wanted to see it myself. I never judged him, I wanted to get to know him. Well from get to know him, our

love for each other was born. I was glad that I was not listening tot he others.

„I really miss him Alpha I hope he returns soon“ I sighed while sitting back, my back leaning against the wall in front oft he Church. Since a few weeks, I was waiting in front, hoping Sodo will arrive sooner or later. I knew he would call me when they left their last concert but I wanted to wait in front when he forgot. I knew how stressful this can be. Alpha told me so much about it. Sometimes Alpha joined me, bringing Omega and Mist with him. I like them, even Terzo joined one time, he was flirting with me. But I knew he was kinda scared of Sodo, so he

would do it when he is not around. Sodo almost chopped of his head for flirting with me in front of him. It was kinda funny but I felt guilty for it. It wasn’t even my fault but well, he never did it in front of him. Sometimes he tried to

flirt with me but I never paid attention to it.

A few days later I was in front again, this time alone with my thoughts. Today was Friday,

Wednesday was the last time Sodo and I was talking. I missed his voice. Did something happen to him? Is he returning? I hope he is okay. I grabbed my phone, writing him fort he 10th time today, hoping he would answer me. I leaned

my head back, closing my eyes. The sun was hot on my skin but I didn’t care. I felt tired, I slept horrible I would sleep everywhere.

I wasn’t aware oft he fact that I was sleeping. Half an hour later, I heard I heard an engine,

opening my eyes only fort he sun to blend my vision. I raised my hand in front of my eyes to turn out the sun. Thats when I saw the tour bus. Tour bus..? Ghost… Sodo! He was coming back. I jumped up to stand only to almos fall but steading myself before crashing.

When the bus came to an stop, the door opened and everyone came out. Coming up to me, to greet me with hugs. I missed them. They left quickly but one person was missing. My

little fire ghoul. Where is he?... I felt my heart sink at the thought that he wasn’t with them. I was ready to leave my spot with a broken heart, but then I heard his voice. „My beloved where are you going?“ I turned around, only to see Sodo with rosed in his hands, smiling. My heart melted away at this sight. He is here. „You’re back“ While whispering this words I made my way to him hugging him tight. Letting my tears fall. I missed him so much and finally he is back by my side. Next time I will join him, I don’t care what Sister Imperator is telling us, I want tob e near him, I need him and he needs me. „I’ve something for you darling“ After he let go of me, he gave me the roses in his hands. „Sorry

for not calling or answering, I wanted to surprise you, I hope it worked.“ He smiled. Looking at the roses I nodded, eyes filled with love after looking up. „It definitely did“ it was. I never felt so much love like right now. He never brought me roses. This means more than everything else to me. It says so much.

„Thank you my fire ghoul“ with that I got on my tip toes, kissing his lips without a care in

the world. He is finally back now.

[theglitchywriterboi]

The Life And Times Of A Power Dealer

Issue Zero

AUTHORS NOTE: This is a really rough draft I wrote at like 7AM on no sleep & in a format I generally don't write in [first person kinda talking to the audience]. So apologies for any mistakes

I'm not a drug dealer per se… Yes, I do sell things that, to some, may be considered drugs due to the fact they do alter your physical &/or mental capabilities. And yes, the selling of these items may not technically be legal but… Okay, maybe I am a drug dealer.

But what I sell isn't traditional drugs. What I sell gives people… Abilities. Whatever power you want, I probably have on deck. & if I don't, for the right price, I can in a few days.

Superspeed? Obviously. Shape-shifting? You might as well ask if the supermarket has bottled water. Flying? Of course!

See, a few years ago - nine to be exact, about 6% of the population gained Superpowers. Some got only one, but were very powerful - like being so strong they’re able to fold a bus as if it were a piece of paper. Others got several, but were weak - like being able to blow bubbles & being able to float two inches off the floor. Not many people could do it sure [and given how rare powers were in general, may make people - especially kids, stunned], but not really useful, or flashy.

Of course there were others that varied. Some got one weak power - one guy I know can teleport. One inch at a time.

And before you think it’d somehow still be faster than walking, its not. Powers use energy - if you train enough its not super exerting, but when you teleport less than the average step, while simultaneously using up more energy than a step, it’s kinda pointless to train.

Then theres people with multiple strong powers. Super strength & being able to breathe fire. Or being able to control water & the ability to fly as high as you want.

Naturally, some non-powered individuals [and some with subpar powers] are upset they got the short end of the stick.

I can’t blame them to be fair.

So, thats where I come in.

I lucked out, having a few fairly overpowered abilities. The main two relevant for you to know right now though, are: Hyper intelligence, and being able to clone myself.

The government, both the new superpower branch & the normal branch, don’t like people having powers, so they try to keep it suppressed. Ironically, by hiring those with powers [because how can someone with no powers go up against someone who can turn your body inside out?

I make ability supplements. Any way you want them. Some want a patch, others want pills, the weird few want it to be powered - I really hope they’re making a “Super power drink” not snorting it, but once the sales done, it’s none of my business.

Cute story, one guy came in & he wanted a very specific order. Format was glitter, and you cant absorb the power through latex gloves, & once the glitter touches the ground [carpet or grass], it no longer has the power in it. He wanted two powers in it: The ability to fly about six feet off the ground & invincibility. Flying to last two hours & the invincibility to last two & a half hours. He got five doses to take home.

A few days later he comes back absolutely beaming. Turns out his kids [two daughters & a son] fell in love with the Peter Pan movie, so he & his husband dressed in their best Peter Pan outfits, and sprinkled the glitter - or Pixie dust as far as the kids know, on top of all their heads.

He showed me a video - while I wouldn’t recommend videoing yourself using my products [seeing as its a crime & you never know when a bootlicking superpowered motherfucker may somehow access your phone & see your video] it was very adorable. When he showed me he gave a big tip, which most usually don’t, especially after the fact.

Unfortunately, not all customers have such sweet intentions. But once again, after the sale is finalized, what they do is none of my business. Though since I’m still a small timer, there haven’t been any big crimes committed by the people who solicit my services. As far as I know at least.

Being able to clone yourself comes in all forms. Some have what I like to call “Instant spawn”. Basically, versions of themselves spawn near The Origin [the non-clone version] - surrounding a person they're going to attack, different parts of the room, whatever. Traditionally somewhere in proximity to The Origin, though it is incredibly rare for someone to make a clone in lets say Moscow while they're in Seattle. Possible, but again, rare.

Others have my favorite, “The walk out”. Basically the clones seemingly [or literally maybe] walk out of the The Origin. Generally those with that kind stand still while their clones walk out of The Origin but others like to be flashy, making their clones walk out as they walk/run.

The kind I have is… Okay. I call it the meditation method. I close my eyes, generally I sit crisscross or lay down, then my clones walk out of me. Similar to the previous method I suppose, but I have to have my eyes closed & if The Origin [myself in this case] is disturbed - whether I open my eyes voluntarily or I’m attacked, my clones snap out of existence.

I & most people who can clone themselves, retain all the information & memories that our clone went through.

Anyway, I should get onto telling the happenings of my life instead of rambling about powers [I will do more rambling, apologies in advance, but also… You read this & made an active choice to keep reading…].

It all started with an angry father. Different father than the cute story guy [and not his husband either].

[teeto-peteto]

Modern AU adaptation of Ruined King is just the words most unlikely friend group going on a road trip.

my internet has been dead so thats why i havent been responding asks :) but here we are now.

How to put it, yes, you're absolutely right. They would be terrible.

Depends of the roadtrip. I separate it in two possibilites.

Highschool type of roadtrip where there is more people/classmates: Classic bus, they had to wake up early to come. Ahri had to wake up extra early so she can walk her dog before leaving. They dont even need to discuss who are they gonna sit with. Ahri goes with Yasuo, Illaoi with Miss Fortune and Pyke with Braum. No doubts. Ahri and Yasuo fell asleep during the travel resting over each other, Sarah took a pic of them with her phone while Illaoi smiled and laughed with her, resting on her shoulder. Pyke would be looking through the window probably listening to music until Braum decides to talk to him about any of his stories or anecdotes because he felt like Pyke was getting sappy and wanted to cheer him up, it worked. If the trip is long, they would eventually create another groupchat or use the one they have already and play stupid games, like writing a word or a phrase and let the keyboard suggested words complete the rest of the message, they would laugh over it out loud in the bus.

Car roadtrip, just the 6 of them: See, this is more wacky. Lets say that Ahri has a bigger car, or someone from her family let her borrow it, or that we can magically fit 6 people in a car for script convenience. Ahri is the one that drives, our girlie is the taxi driver of the group, she always picks and drops people and honestly she doesnt really mind. Yasuo goes on the front seat because boyfriend privilege, he would be taking care of the map but 99% of posibilites he will mess up and they end up driving the wrong way. Sarah would be the one taking pics and friendly annoying everyone. She would put her phone right in front of Yasuo's face from the back seat to take a messy pic of him and write 'this fucker got us lost lol' and post it. Pics of her holding hands with Illaoi with cute emojis, pics of Pyke asleep captioning 'mf fell asleep' and cute pics of braum counting cows/horses looking at the window. Illaoi would be the one saying '...I think this is the wrong way...' and argues with Yasuo because none of them understands the map, but she is also the one chewing constantly on gums cause she gets dizzy on the car, often downing the window for fresh air. Braum LOVES roadtrips, he loves the car ride the most, he really likes the ambience of being stuck with friends on a car and sharing stories or laughing around, he would keep everyone entertained and point at random things he sees from the window like cows, horses, farms, etc. He actually gets sad when the car ride is over but is quickly replaced with hapiness knowing he is going to have a great time with friends. Pyke would be the one sitting on the middle with Sarah (composition from left to right would be Illaoi, Sarah, Pyke, and Braum) and he feels uncomfortable between them but he has a messed up sleep schedule and needs a depression nap so ends up falling asleep on the car to everyone's surprise. Bonus points if he sleeps in 'dad' position with his arms crossed, but even more bonus points for my pykebraum shippers if he falls asleep accidentally on Braum's shoulder and he tries not to move not to wake him up.

[gerardwayirl]

can you plz write a fluffy gerard way x reader where the reader and gerard are dating and have been for awhile and the reader goes on tour with the band because gee dosnt wantto be away from them and the reader helps them set up and everyone is rlly good friends with her so there all chill and then after the show the reader goes out to celebrate with the band and then they go to bed on the tour bus idk if that makes sense lmaoo if u do get around to this tyyyyy

!! ☁️ 💘☁️ !!

Pairing: Gerard x GN!Reader!!

A/N: first tumblr fic!! now, as for your request, of course i can! i know you had referred to the reader with she/her pronouns, but im gonna use they/them to make everyone feel included in this fic :)) i hope you dont mind!! i also may or may not have added some of my autistic traits onto the reader because thats literally all i know when it comes to love ALSO im sorry it took so long!! this had been sitting unfinished in my drafts for so long </3

you had woken up on the tour bus, almost forgetting where you were for a second. you had promised your boyfriend you'd go on tour with him. it was still dark, maybe two or three in the morning, you had woken up from a nightmare, it wasnt too bad, but you still wanted comfort, so you had waltzed over to your boyfriend's bed and laid next to him, you knew damn well they weren't asleep, and he only proved that by rolling over and wrapping his arm around you, you had fallen asleep very quickly

The next morning, you guys had all arrived at the hotel, and almost immediately, you were swarmed with fans, you grabbed Gee's hand, and as soon as one fan noticed, they all noticed. Eventually, you and Gee had gotten to your shared room, and you both decided yo just enjoy each others company, both having your arms wrapped around the other for what had seemed like only a few minutes, sharing a few romantic kisses, you two has finally gotten the privacy you needed, and so you took up as much of this time as you could to be around Gee, even just looking at him, taking in their features, you love everything about them.

eventually you had to help Gee and the rest of the band set up for the concert, it was nice being able to help them, eventually the concert had started and you had gotten to sit backstage. After the concert had ended, you had practically jumped into Gee’s arms and kissed him “I love you, Y / N”

“I love you too, gee” you had said before kissing him again, eventually, you had went out with the band to celebrate, you and Gee being all lovey dovey the whole time, after a while you had made it back to the hotel, and you had taken the best nap of your life, knowing that you wouldn’t be able to sleep properly on the tour bus the next day.

 A/N 2: aAAAA im sorry if it wasnt how you wanted it!! i can always rewrite it if you’d like me to

[i-fondued]

Fellow ADHD ghestie I am humbly on my knees begging for your outlining secrets /how/

My brain just nopes the fuck out every time I try and I have so many stories that are just not getting written because my brain is three fucking squirrels in a trenchcoat arguing about who’s driving the bus

so. short answer, you gotta push through the blog with whatever does it for you and just write the scene that is in your head down even if it looks like you were drunk in the middle of the night and scribbled nonsence. I also never sleep more than like 6 hours a night these days but i do not recommend that ahahahaha

the long version of the answer is under the cut because I didn't want to clog up people's dashes and I know I have always be curious on other writers process and as an ADHD girlie I get feeling completely at mercy to the squirrels in their trench coat at the end of the day.

So my main advice for ADHD girlies who love to write but can't focus is go with whatever your current hyperfixation [for me its obvi ghost] and use that as the scene and characters of your fic. Even if its a tiny fandom, who cares. You are doing this for you and for fun and serotonin damn it! Fuck the algorithms, this is about you having FUN first and formost.

I'm going to use 'Yule at the Abbey' [refered to as YatA going forward] as my example for this whole thing because a) I can't use SiS without spoiling it LOL and b) its the most recent thing I've worked on thats already out.

Step One: Let the intrusive fanfic idea run wild when it first appears

What I mean by that is that YatA was born while I was driving to work listening to MCR's cover of All I Want for Christmas is You. It just popped in my head like hey girl how about a christmas special?? So I let the plot bunny lead me while I drove. I thought about what Christmas or Yule would look like at the abbey, and what about how cute it would be if Terzo was trying to set up Sister and Copia with mistletoe. Let my brain go WILD while I was able too, once I got to work I scribbled down and quick blurb in my notes app on my phone before I took my morning meds and the plot bunny would have vanished.

Step Two: Write out an outline, either real focused or vauge, of start to finish of the story.

Let me show you what I mean by that. This is a real example of how I outline before I start writing anything [this is part of the outline for YatA]:

Even if you have to go back and edit your thoughts just. get. it. down. Obviously for those of you who've read the christmas special, you know that the first bullet point is not how that went down exactly, and thats okay. The first step in the process is just getting whatever idea that is in your brain down on paper EVEN IF IT IS SHIT!!

I do this with everything I write now, I never used to outline when I was younger and everything turned out fine but now I'm old with more things that homework to worry about and I can't always remember the direction I want to go in so everything is written down, even if its edited later. For my own connivence I have both a notes app and google docs on my phone since thats what I do all my writing on, it also makes it easier for me to do some writing on the go if i have any time.

Step Three: Use headphones or a space where you can focus at all times when writing

My husband doesn't love it but when I am in real writing mode, especially with something long like Sinners, but this is a typical night in our house during the writing nights; i come home from work, we put the kids to bed, and then i curl up on the couch with my airpods and listen to music and ignore everything around me LOL. i have like 400 playlists i use to set the scene in my head, like smut ones for smut or romance ones for fluff. I have a general vibes playlist for sinners but I also have just a general writing playlist i use to focus myself. this is the same tactic i use at work so it makes sense i would then use it when i'm writing something

and finally...Step Four: Try to remember that when it starts feeling like work or not fun anymore, then its time for a step back and maybe reevaluate what you're writing

i know, I KNOW, that this is the hardest one to follow but when i get overwhelmed or writers block i honestly pause what i'm writing and either just go and do something else i enjoy or work on another story. i learned in my creative writing class in school something that has always stuck with me. Steven King will write a whole draft and then stick it in a drawer and leave it for like six months while he works on something else and then comes back to it to proof read and make changes to it with almost fresh eyes. i try for a sped up version of this [with the exception of sis because i do not have time to wait and i had the whole outline done by chapter 5 lol] and work on little ficklets between sinners updates like a little reward, or even work on what is my next big project after sinners.

So yeah, thats the best advice I can give for other neurodivergent girlies trying to keep themselves focused on their writing. its not easy and there are times i would rather chuck my laptop out the window than work on writing, thats when i take the time to just enjoy tumblr and maybe read others writing because useally seeing other people's work really inspires me to work on my own.

you've got this ghestie, i believe in you 💖

[pwblogarchive]

October 2005

October 5, 2005

there is no beef. just seitan. just getting rattled over nothing. get down with the sickness.

just too much make up and no hearts just egos on the sleeves over here in fall out boy land.

the new panic record hypes itself, so i will shut my damn mouth.

"a kid who tells on another kid is a dead kid".

- petey

October 7, 2005

wow. now way too many updates. i wanted to apologize to everyone at the 9:30 club show in d.c. originally we were supposed to play a show called "shantytown" but the county it was supposed to take place in said that it couldn't happen at the last minute- due to noise regulations or something- we were not given that information. so instead, immediatly following the 9:30 club show we rushed over to a studio and played a small show we had promised we would do. we are sorry to skip out on anyone waiting outside.

some things that dont get enough attention or thanks, so google them:

plain white t's

lifetime (the band we would not exist without)

jason tate

equal studio

the stereo

armor for sleep

rob dobi

fueled by ramen

skyriter

rob hitt

keep on loving/hating.

fob

- petey

October 7, 2005

back on the saddle. i am not crazy or dead or whatever i keep being imed. i am super happy with this tour. been haning with panic at the disco a ton. me and patrick have been writing a bunch of new songs already. the first song we have written so far is called: "you can't spell star without A & R". the band has gotten really tight as friends again. joe is playing video games until his eyes fall out. patrick sits in the back and makes weird smells and amazing songs. andrew hurley is attatched to his sidekickm, i don't think he can breathe without it. and i am just watching it all go down. our bus driver got us a bunch of new bootleg movies. so we watched flightplan. my review would be: dont watch this movie ever. all the otherbands on this tour have been so good to hang out with------ me and nick are working on a new website thats gonna make your little brains get all warm and fuzzy if we put it together right. i haven't updated in forever. so i just want to thank you for always sticking around. and by you- i mean anyone who still even bothers looking around this site or letting us hit your bedroom speakers.

you couldn't be wrong. because i dreamt you alive.

i was just thinking about the summer. and my favorite moment was playing the gorge in washington- cool after dark. just past the bruised sky. you singing the words. a phone call home to the best. forever.

on the message board leave a thread about your favorite moment of the summer.

truefuckinglove

October 11, 2005

just cause you can.

take your shyness pills.

put it all on the line.

every single time.

just when you thought i couldn't get anymore flamboyant.

i got a new vest and some shoes with teddy bears on them.

yikes.

new october fall songs are gonna suprise you.

wait for it. wait for it.

- petey

10/11/05 Q&A

question

Peter, i think you need to have more respect for the other members of the band, like Patrick, i dont think he smells…and fob would be no where without him, or the rest of the guys! so please dont talk about him like that, it makes my heart hurt! thanks, love you guys!

answer

hahahaha. if you knew patrick you wouldnt say that. that kid is my best friend but not cause he smells like roses. cause he is just the best. dont worry about it. we’ll be friends long after this thing is over.

question

Pete, would you and Patrick be friends if Fall Out Boy never existed?

answer

we would have to be friends. cause i dreamt him.

October 12, 2005

new york city you are so amazing. jay z. william beckett. unreal. i will do a real update later.

i want to let you in on a secret, we are having a decaydance showcase wednesday night.

panic at the disco is playing tonight at the knitting factory with labelmates in octoberfall-

early show. there are still tickets left.

come dance yourself to life.

peter

October 15, 2005

happy sweetest day.

tour is pretty much the only place i feel at home.

for your pretty eyes:

dirty, korean tom cruise and me crash jay-z's 40/40 club

put your ideas in our body, put your body in our ideas: clandestine.buzznet.com

you're nobody until somebody loves you, at least that's half true.

xo

October 19, 2005

how much do we love you for making us number one on TRL. i don't even know what to say --- we always say it - but i feel like we dont say it enough.

people asked about the shirts we were wearing on fuse and trl - we got them up pretty cheap over at friendsorenemies.com - also there is a little video from the hush sound over there to introduce you to our silly little friends.

you love me but you don't even like me.

forget what you heard. brains are sexy.

October 24, 2005

Sunlight. Like the end of the world. In flashes but not mellow. We swim in schools. Down to the bottom. Down forever. I'm always clearing my throat but I've never got a thing to say. The opposite of a fever. The opposite of perfection. It's only you when I go to sleep and when I wake up...

I know that's a strange way of telling you that I know I'm supposed to love you.

I love this tour. Keep s(w)inging.

October 24, 2005

if you are coming to the irvine show on halloween, we expect you to be dressed up. we will be. and we will be having some contests and what not during intermission.

also, check out the new decaydance myspace at myspace.com/decaydancerecords. it's run by our friend adam from fueled by ramen (who also takes care of our myspace page at myspace.com/falloutboy). adam is the programmer who controls the robots in fall out boy's brain. obey him, because we do.

October 24, 2005

its funny the way you grovel when there are no microphones or camera flashes in sight. - take a stand. it makes me laugh. dot coms refresh for the drama.

- petey

[footygirl114]

Gato y Ratón (Alexia Putellas x Reader)

This is Part #2 to the Jefa story, read that first if you want back story. I could definitely be persuaded to write more in this universe, I really like the power play here, but as always wanted to get something out for y'all. Let me know what you think :) 

Knowing what Alexia tasted like was torture. Having to see her almost every day and not being able to have her was torture. Watching her thrive in front of the media and under the spotlights was torture. The worst of all was watching how down she got every time her team fell apart was torture, but it was the one thing you could act on. 

After having been around the team for the last few months, you knew they had the talent and drive to get back to the team they were. Just from watching them interact on and off the field you knew they had a disconnect, but you didn’t know what it was. 

Deciding that one day after a rough training session where none of the team was connecting you needed to get them out of that environment. To do that you needed to get the team on board, as well as Alexia. 

It took you a few days to organise it, but you had rented an airbnb on the beach, that could sleep everyone relatively comfortably, you had ordered food to be catered, and drinks to be chilled. You wanted the team to be able to bond in an environment with no outside influences or any coaches to be in the way. 

You had spent enough time with teams and players that you knew mental burnout sometimes cause friction. You also knew that many professional athletes take breaks when they need to reset. You hoped that this weekend off would provide them with that. 

You had sent out an email to the players asking them to pack a back for the weekend, and to meet the team bus after training on Friday to be taken to a team bonding weekend. You had made sure to word the email as mandatory but without forcing anyone to come. 

You had gone over while they were training o ensure everything was set up and organised for the players arrival. Once you had no other tasks to complete, you ended up pacing in front of the pool in the backyard. You were nervous, unsure how the team would take it but you know at the very least they would be able to relax and hang by the pool and beach. 

When you finally heard the bus pull up, you headed towards the front door to greet the team. You can feel your heart hammering in your chest, and the nerves start to get worse. You really hope this is going to help the team and not hurt it. 

“Hola Y/N!” is the greeting you get from most players as they get off bus and grab their bags. Once they are all off the bus and gathered around in front of you, all with questioning looks on their face. 

“Hola Team, This weekend is for you guys. There is no coaches or staff going to be here, just you players. You have the whole place to your self, some of you will have to share rooms but I trust you can all figure that out. There is going to be food served for breakfast, lunch and dinner, as well as a stocked bar and pantry for you guys to fend for your self.” You pause and take a moment to think of what else you want to say when your interrupted. 

“Y/N why did you do this for us?” Mapi yells out to you from the back of the crowd. 

You laugh and say “Well honestly, I hope it gets your heads out of your asses and you guys can figure out why you cant play together.” 

The team mostly laughs but you hear Patri ask “so you basically just want us to party for the weekend and hope it works out?” 

“Hey, if thats what it takes then thats what it takes. Now let's get you all inside so you can start the party as Patri calls it.” you finish with a wink at the younger girl who now has a blush on her cheeks for being called out. 

As the team files into the house behind you, Alexia has lingered to be the last one to enter. Once everyone is through the door she stops in front of you and says “Thank you for this Y/N.” 

“It’s my job to do anything I can to help my team Ale.” you tell her with a small smile. 

She shakes her head and looks around and into the house, she closes the door over most of the way and steps up to you. She refrains from touching you but she’s so close you can see her eyelashes, and smell her unique smell. “I cant stop thinking about kissing you Y/N” she whispers into the gap between you two. 

You feel the shivers down your spine as you long to close the distance between the two of you. “Ale, you know I cant.” you tell her with a shake of your head. 

Before she can respond you can hear the team yelling inside about bedrooms and who gets what bed. You can also hear them yelling for Alexia, she takes the moment of hesitation to step forward and place a kiss on your cheek before she whispers “Whenever you are ready Y/N, I am here” and she spins and heads into the house. 

You are left standing there still feeling the ghost of her lips on your cheek, and the knowledge that you are only being held back by a very thin thread. 

“Y/N?” turning towards the voice you see Patri standing in the doorway. “You coming back inside?” she asks you. 

You shake your head and say “no, this is for the team. You guys have fun and enjoy yourselves without and coaches around” 

Patri laughs and adds on “are you at least going to say goodbye?” 

“Who's saying goodbye?” You hear from inside the house, as the door is yanked open to reveal Mapi, Alexia and Ingrid standing inside the door. 

“Y/N is leaving, says its team only” Patri tells them. 

Mapi shakes her head and says “no way, you gotta stay and enjoy this place you organised, its amazing” 

Shaking your head again you tell them “Nope, this is for you guys to enjoy and bond and all that.” 

You can hear shouting deeper into the house and then Patri, Mapi and Ingrid all turn and head deeper into the house yelling there goodbyes over their shoulders. 

“Are you really leaving?” Alexia asks you as she takes a step closer to you. 

You step back and say “yes I am, please let me go without a fight Ale” 

She puts her hands up in an innocent gesture and adds “Fine, but just know I wish you would stay.” 

“thats not a good idea, Im trying to be professional here Ale.” you tell her with a shake of your head and a slight blush on your cheeks.

She laughs and decides to end this so she steps forward and places a kiss on your cheek and says “Goodbye Y/N” and she turns and heads back in to the house before you have a chance to respond. 

Heading down to your car, you are again thinking about the torture that you feel being so close to Alexia but not being able to act on it. 

**

The following week at training the team is lighter and the environment is better, its good to see them playing better a team again. All the players have each thanked you for the weekend getaway and they all agreed that it has definitely helped clear the air within the team. During the weekend the team was busy you also took the time to discuss with the coach what could be done abut the staff. There was clearly some issues with the staff and the players and how they got along, and you knew it was time for a change over. 

Weeding out the negative staff was a priority and you knew that the players would feel better once the staff was out. It meant that you were going to be in interviews for new members but it was the price to pay. 

You had been in and out of interviews all day and were taking a break between interviews and were waiting for your coffee to be made in the lunch room. Distracted by emails on your phone you fail to hear the door open and someone come into the lunch room. It isn’t until you can feel eyes on you that you kook and see Alexia eyeing you like you were a piece of meat. 

“Hola Ale, how’s training?” you ask her.

She shakes her head and steps up to you, she places bother her hands on your hips and says “If I had known you were wearing this I would have come found you earlier today.” 

“I’ve been conducting interviews, so I had to look the part today” you tell her with a shrug. You don’t think the tailored suit you are wearing was anything special, but it's clearly working for Alexia. 

“Y/N, you look amazing, I don’t know how to go back to practice after seeing you like this.” she says as she steps even closer to you and you know she is going to be trouble. 

You are caught between her and the counter so you place your hands on her stomach to keep her at bay, what you failed to realise before is she is in only a sports bra and you now have your hands directly on her abs. You flush and say “Ale, we can’t” 

She shakes her head and asks “Why can’t we? it's not like you can change my playing time, I think the fans would go crazy if you benched me.” 

You laugh at her as she says this and say “I would never override anything Coach does Ale, you know that” 

“I know, I just wanted to remind you that they do still call me La Reina.” she says with a smirk, her hands are still on your hips and you can feel her thumbs rubbing circles on your hip bones. 

You shiver under her ministrations as you say “Please Ale, I have to go back to my interviews” 

She shrugs and says “I’m not stopping you.” 

You push against her abs with your palms and she takes a step back, you step around her towards the door and you hear her say your name. You turn back around and she has your coffee in her hand for you “thank you Ale, you made me forget why I was here.” 

She steps forward and presses her lips to your cheek as she heads back out the way she came in. You can feel that thread holding you back at thiner at this moment.

**

The following week you have not had any luck with your interviews when you are pulled away and have to leave the interviewing up to your assistant. You hope she has better luck, and when she calls with a glowing review you tell her to hire them as you needed to get this ball rolling. 

When you finally make it back to the training grounds it's a week after your new trainer has started and you still hadn’t met them. You were looking forward to seeing the team again, as a lot of the girls have become more like friends to you than anything, plus it never hurt to see Alexia again. 

Imagine the surprise when you walk up to the training ground and you are met with a gorgeous new trainer who is clearly the centre of attention for the players. You cant believe you never thought to look up the trainer before hand, but you trusted your assistant. 

“Y/N! You’re back” Mapi immediately greets you when you walk up to the bench where some of the team is getting their boots on. You smile and greet the players there and move to take a seat on the end of the bench when you hear your name. 

You turn and see Patri and Alexia walking over with the new trainer. “Y/N have you met Marie yet? she’s awesome.” Patri says to you. 

The trainer blushes under the praise and sticks her hand out to you as she says “Hola Y/N, I’ve heard a lot about you” 

You shake her hand and tell her “Hi, I hope you ignored it all” 

She laugh and says “I only believed what Alexia told me” as she says this she places her hand on Alexia’s forearm, you start to see red around your vision, maybe mixed with a bit of jealousy too. 

Alexia laughs and says to you “I promise I only told her the good stuff about you Y/N” 

You are still to wound up to see that she’s trying to get you to look at her so you say “It’s fine, you can tell her anything you want.” 

“Well Alexia has been amazing for the last few days getting me up to speed and making sure the team treated me well. Its been amazing being able to work on la reina” Marie speaks up and as she says this she bats her eyes at Alexia. 

BEfore you have the chance to say anything else Patri chimes in “Hey, I thought I was the favourite?” 

They all laugh, when Marie responds with a shrug “Sorry Patri, but have you seen her abs?” 

You immediately feel the jealousy swoop inside you, you were gone for two weeks for work stuff and Alexia has immediately replaced you with the next new thing. You can feel the tears trying to work their way out of your eyes and before they can, you look to your phone and excuse your self to sneak away for a phone call. 

Deciding then and there that you clearly had waited to long to act on your feelings with Alexia, you know it was too late. You had promised your self and Alexia that you would get the team in order first, and then they could explore what was between them. The new trainer was the last piece of the puzzle for you, but she was also your downfall. How cruel life can be sometimes. 

Finding an empty room to allow your self to wallow you do. The next 20 minutes go by and you pull your self together, your team was happy and thriving and that is what mattered most. By the time the team is done with training you are sat in the lunch room on your computer getting some work done. You don't even notice the time, but you can hear the stampede of feet coming in for their post training meal. 

You pack up and ready yourself to walk out as you couldn’t work in the loudness, when you feel a hand on your forearm. You look up into Alexia’s eyes and can feel your heart beat pick up. She has one hand on your forearm and the other is on your cheek and before you can even react she has turned you so you are facing her “Y/N that wasn’t what it looked like” 

“Ale-“ you try to start and she places her finger on your lips to silence you. 

“no, you don't get to shut me out. I’ve been patient, I’ve waited for you, but im done waiting. I have talked to the team and no one thinks we're going to be an issue. We all care for each other and everyone loves you. That isn’t an excuse any more.” she tells you as she says this you can see the team gathered around listening. 

“Y/N, you told me this had to wait until the team was better and back on track. Well we are, we are better than ever and thats because of you, you have had our backs since day one. You noticed things we didn’t even notice we needed. Now we're all ready to kick ass for you. We want you to be the boss of a winning team.” As she says this she moves her hand to your cheek to wipe the tears that are falling. 

“I want you Y/N, I have not been able to get you out of my head. You are the first thing I think of when I wake up and my last thought before I go to sleep. You have helped me get my team sorted, but you also have helped me get my head sorted. I am done waiting,” she finishes and she pulls you in to a deep kiss. 

You sink into the kiss and pour all your feelings into it. You can hear the whistles in the back as her teammates cheer her on. You pull back and look into her eyes and ask “are you sure you want this Ale?”

She pulls you closer and says “I want all of it and more” and she finishes with a strong kiss on your lips.  

[iwillbeinmynest]

Driving Practice - Steven Grant x (f)Reader

Authors Notes: My first Moon Knight fic! Thank you @i-still-dont-like-your-face for this fun prompt. I hope you like it. I had fun writing it!

Word Count: 750

Notes/Warnings: an almost car accident and thats really it.

You closed the door of the passenger side and took a deep breath. “You ready?” when you looked at Steven he had a death grip on the steering wheel.

 He nodded quickly. “Yeah, mhm.”

 You waited to see if he was joking, then you realized he very much was not.  “Then you’re gonna need to turn the car on.” You had your doubts that he was actually ready to learn, but you couldn’t work out getting him to work every day with your schedule.

 He chuckled nervously as he pulled the keys from the cup holder. “Right. Of course, I knew that. I was just having a laugh, is all.”

 “We don’t have to do this if you’d rather wait.” You offered him a way out, knowing he was probably wishing for one.

 He squeezed his eyes shut for half a second then opened them with a deep breath. “No. No, I can do this. I’m a grown man. I can drive a car, yeah?” He began to check his mirrors.

 The small car sat parked on the side of the neighborhood street. He’d have to pull out into traffic in order to start practicing. 

 You put your seatbelt on. “Right then. Easy does it. Check behind you and then slowly turn onto the street. And make sure you don’t smash the car parked in front of us.”

 He nodded quickly again. “Right. Don’t smash, don’t kill us. Got it.”

 “Steven,”

 He turned to you to see the concern on your face. “What is it, love?”

 “The car is still in park.” You looked down at the gear shift then back to him.

 He sighed and his shoulders slumped. “I can’t do this.”

 You reached over and rubbed his arm. “Why does this freak you out so bad?” 

 He had to be careful how he answered. The truth was that he was having terrible sleeping episodes where he’d wake up in an unfamiliar place, or with cuts and bruises that he didn’t remember getting. But how could he tell you something he didn’t even know how to explain to himself?

 “I just have this feeling that it’s not a good idea for me,” he finally said.

 You took his hand. “Then we’ll figure something else out. I can talk to my boss and change my schedule to match-”

 “No, don’t do that. Really, it’s fine,” he gripped the steering wheel again and threw the car in drive. “I’ll practice right now.” He turned the wheel and pressed on the gas as he tried to pull into traffic.

 You looked over your shoulder, a step he’d forgotten, and cried, “Look out!”

 Steven slammed on the brakes just as a city bus flew past, missing the car by mere inches. 

 The two of you sat heaving breaths as the weight of what almost happened sank in.

 Steven put the car in reverse, slid back into the parking spot and turned the car off. “Or maybe I’ll just start taking the bus, yeah?”

 You nodded. “Yeah, the bus sounds good.”

 He nodded, too. “Thanks for trying.”

 You offered a small smile. “Of course, Steven.”

 “I don’t know what I’d do without you,” he confessed, making you blush. “Honestly, I- I know I’m not easy to deal with, what with ignoring your calls or disappearing for a few days and all, but I really do like you.”

 He glanced into the side mirror that was behind you and saw… what did he see? It was him but… it wasn’t.

  You can’t be with her, Steven.

He squeezed his eyes shut and shook his head. When he looked back at the mirror he saw his panicked expression fade as he realized whoever had just said that was gone.

 “Are you okay?” You asked.

 “Hm?” his brows shot up as he refocused on you. “Oh, yeah, yeah. I’m fine. Tip top, love. Why don’t we go back up to your flat and order in tonight?”

 You looked at him cautiously. “That sounds nice. Are you sure you’re alright?” You looked behind you to see what could have startled him but only saw the front of your building.

 “Absolutely, Love.” He smiled brightly at you and was relieved when you seemed to believe him. He watched you get out and let out a sigh as he took half a moment to himself before following you. 

 As he escorted you into your building he got a chill when eyes that weren’t his watched him from his reflection.

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[stiltonbasket]

if you're still taking prompts for qin su!wwx verse, what about wwx learning from lwj a-yuan is alive and well after lwj finds him in that inn roof? (if thats not done already, in that case, sorry for bothering you!)

and no stress if youre not interested in writing that! your fics are absulotely lovely, thank you for your existence!!!!

"Lan Zhan," Wei Wuxian gasps, as his friend drags him down another narrow hallway before pulling him into one of the inn's private rooms. "I didn't steal this body, I swear it, so you can just let me go! I have important things to do, and I can't travel around with you and some boy pretending to be Jin Zixu-"

Lan Zhan drops Wei Wuxian's hand. "A-Yuan is alive," he says. "And if you believe that I bear you ill will, let that be the proof that I do not. I wrote that invitation to the Jinlintai, after all, so it would be only natural."

“What? No, I never thought that,” protests Wei Wuxian. “But how could you know that A-Yuan lived? It was the Jins--it was the Jins who h-hanged everyone, you didn’t have anything to do with it!“

“I found him in the Burial Mounds after the siege. He is alive and well, and has been living safely in the Cloud Recesses all these years as my adopted son.”

Wei Wuxian’s knees give out from under him.

There was no describing what it felt like, when he woke into a world where he was alive and the Dafan Wens were not. He went to Qishan to die on that night at Bu Ye Tian, never expecting to walk away from the battlefield unscathed; and after he managed to quash his fear of being caught at the Jinlintai before he could take revenge on Jin Guangyao, Wei Wuxian could think of nothing but the fact that Jin Guangshan had escaped him. Whatever death Jin Guangshan met was too good for him, too gentle--he should have wasted away by degrees like Wen Chao, haunted nearly to madness by his worst fears and nightmares, and not been granted a swift end by virtue of his poor health.

But to know after all this that A-Yuan is alive, that he spent these last sixteen years living well, in what was perhaps the safest place in the world--Wei Wuxian cannot find words to name the ache in his heart, or the tenderness that fills his eyes when he looks back up at Lan Zhan.

“Thank you,” he says thickly. “Lan Zhan, I can’t thank you enough. I don’t even know what to say.”

“You need say nothing to me,” his friend urges him. “But to Sizhui--he knows enough to remember you fondly, and he will be glad to meet you again. I told him everything that was safe to tell, and brought him up to honor the Wens as they deserved, though he could not do it openly. You can come back with me to Gusu, and be with him all the rest of your days, and no one would say a word against you. I swear it.”

And then, so softly that Wei Wuxian can scarcely hear him, he says:

“I will protect you. I failed you once--never, never again.”

He draws Wei Wuxian close to his chest, bending down to brush his lips over his forehead, and holds him as he cries.

“You didn’t fail me,” weeps Wei Wuxian. “You were the only one who thought of us at all.”

“Thinking and doing are two different things,” Lan Zhan whispers back. “I will kill anyone who dares touch you and Wen Ning, or Sizhui. I’ll keep you both safe.”

Wei Wuxian bursts into tears again. “Lan Zhan!”

He vaguely registers his legs beginning to tremble, and his waist growing soft until he can no longer stand; but Lan Zhan is there, as steady and sure as a mountain, and it is a simple matter for him to take Wei Wuxian in his arms and bring him to a comfortable bed.

“You’re not going to sleep with him, are you?” Jin Zixuan hisses, while Lan Zhan wraps Wei Wuxian in warm quilts and calls one of the innkeepers to bring a hot brick for his feet. “He’s a woman now! It’s not proper!”

“Propriety has nothing to do with it. Wei Ying needs rest badly, so I will sleep in the second bed.”

A pause, then. “You may share with me if you like.”

Jin Zixuan coughs.

“No thank you, Hanguang-jun,” he says politely. “The floor will do well enough.”

[kingkatsuki]

ahh uh hi! i had this idea that i thought you might enjoy so like i’ll just get into it.

also i mention ms. frizzle from the magic school bus.

so bakugo x preschool teacher reader.

just think about it.

bakugo never really thought about having kids himself, he was always too busy with work and just felt like he wouldn’t be able to be around enough for his kid. he didn’t necessarily not want them but he wasn’t ready for them. but watching you, his girlfriend of four years interact with a bunch of snot nosed brats everyday was starting to make him wonder.

when you would beg him to come and say hi to the kids for just a little while, which always landed up with him being used as a jungle gym until nap time but he loved it (but you wouldn’t catch him dead admitting that). with that being said today was one of the days you had got him to come in not only because you missed him but because he was currently in a bit of trouble with the press after a rough encounter with a journalist(? not sure if thats the word i’m looking for)), his pr team literally worshiped you.

so he woke up with you at four-thirty in the morning, why the fuck did you get up so early? normally you got up at six so what were you planning? anyway you drug him out of bed and into the shower with you brushing your teeth while in the shower. then you pushed him out of the bathroom because he always distracted you while you got ready. you didn’t do much with your face moisturizer and whatever other makeup or lack of thereof. then you moved on to your hair styling it in some child proof way. finally you left the bathroom and scurried into your closet where you stared at the line of themed dresses. (you know the ones i’m talking about-) you decided to skip the crayon dress and opt for the one that cow print, it was cute and the kids loved animals more than anything.

once you were finally ready to leave it was about five-thirty and bakugo had been waiting impatiently for you. he also never understood the need for all of the weird school themed clothes. but it did give him something to tease you about. it was always harmless little jabs, normally just about how much you dressed like the teacher from magic school bus. “hurry up ms. frizzle, you have brats to teach.” you scoffed and gave a reply without much thought. “personally i think mrs. bakugo sounds much better dont’cha think?” it shouldn’t have a such an impact on him but the thought made him happy that you would even consider marrying him. “shut up.” it was bashful and you knew you got to him.

once you finally got to your classroom you drug bakugo over the the small bookshelf you had near your desk. “pick one suki.” “why?” he was skeptical of your current motives. “because you my dear, are going to read them a book before nap time.” it wasn’t a question and he knew better than to fuck up your lesson plan but, normally you read them to sleep and could his voice even do that.

almost as if you sensed his insecurities you gave him a reassuring kiss. “you’ll do great, just try dont yell m’kay” all he gave was a short nod before picking out a children’s book about the first hero. it was his favorite as a kid.

giving a quick check to the time you started to get out supplies. some crayons and markers and a big poster board that you had already wrote on in big fancy letters; dynamite’s agency. you knew that a lot of the kids loved your husband but some of them loved his sidekicks even more. so since a few had gotten injured a few weeks ago and were just going to be coming back in a few days you decided to let the kids write down stuff they liked about the hero and his side kicks.

bakugo felt his heart clench at what you were doing, you knew he loved the kids art work. even though he never said it he made sure any art work you brought home was either framed in the home office or on the fridge. now he’d have one of his very own to post up behind the receptionist desk. the letters were big and bold with his hero colors and he couldn’t hold back the small smile he had. he didn’t have time to speak before you gave him instructions on where you needed him to move the desks so there would be a nice open space for the kids to gather around the poster. apparently you were on parent drop off duty.

by the time you had got back the the annoying brats he had made himself comfortable in the chair behind your desk. however the first thing he noticed was the little girl on your hip clearly she had just finished crying and was now contently sucking her thumb while you were holding her. it was the only way she’d calm down and you had to do this every morning since she enrolled until the crankiness wore off. she was a new student and she was still scared of everything. bakugo had felt a slight yearning when he pictured that kid as his. “aren’t you glad you came to class with me, it’s dynamite your favorite hero.” in an instant the girl was struggling to get down and almost tripped on her feet to him, she would’ve if he hadn’t steadied her, he acted with out even noticing it.

the little girl looked up at him with big glassy eyes and held her hands out “up!” he looked to you for help but you had the other nineteen students around you gushing about how pretty you were, how awesome their weekend was, or how nice you were. these kids loved you and frankly with the amount of times you brought bakugo in, he was more of a jungle gym who told cool stories. when he looked back down at the brat she had tears threatening to spill out of her eyes and he was freaking out even more. “up! up!” she pouted and stomped her foot the waterworks already starting, hesitantly he picked her up and help her like you did. instantly she stopped and leaned against him. had he just been manipulated by a four year old? yes he had.

glancing up from your students and seeing bakugo with her like that made you want kids more than you already did, you’d been dropping hints but he didn’t really pick them up. maybe this would kick his ass into gear. and it did.

the entire day that kid refused to leave his side even during nap time when he successfully read the kids to sleep, she held his finger. and when the end of the day came she didn’t want to go home even crying when he mom tried to get her from bakugo. after that fiasco when he got you back in your class room he was on you in an instant.

“fuck, you would be such a good mom.” he kissed you again this time snaking his hand up your dress. “i wanna give you brats, some of our own.” his eagerness and the fear of getting caught was riling you up more than it should. “please, fill me up! give me a baby!” that really made him feral. clearing your desk and bending you over it.

honestly i don’t know how it got this long- it was supposed to be a thirst. uh but i hope you enjoy i feel like my writing is a bit shitty here but whatever 🤷🏽‍♀️

Honestly, you should post this yourself because I loved it so so much! Please lemme know if you wanna copy and paste onto your blog and I will reblog it instead.

Im just imagining Bakugou being forced to come into your class for some positive exposure after getting into an unscrupulous fight with a villain. He doesn’t mind spending the entire day with you, but he supposes there’s other stuff he’d rather be doing on his day off. Like spending it in bed with you—

There’s kids in the class that have no shame and are so blunt when they talk to him, like “My dad said you blow things up on purpose.”, “my mummy thinks you’re hot. Is that because of your quirk?” “Do you think I could be as powerful as you one day?” “Did you really explode that mans arm off?”

And it’s so many questions so quickly Bakugou has no idea what to answer, his first instinct is to be just as bold and brash back but with one glimpse from you he finds himself answering honestly. Treating each kid like they’re an adult and listening to them mindlessly babble at him.

I love the bit you had with the little kid asking him to pick them up my ovaries were exploding🥺😭

And the moment where it’s nap time when he thinks they’re all asleep so he can finally have a moment with you he leans down to kiss you just to hear a chorus of “ewww” in the background and he turns around so red and flushed 😭🥺

Imagine even after he leaves the kids are asking when he’s going to come back in, and the photographs that appear all over social media start trending.

I just really love this.

[lillian-nator]

Ranch AU

Or, as we all call it, The Cowboy AU 

Essentially, this was something that I created, and it’s gonna be purely fluffy, with a small bit of angst here and there. Any of the angst will be hurt/comfort. It’s meant to make us all feel better after those fucking harsh lore streams. I started it, based off of some shit in the Dad!Schlatt AU, and after that I honestly didn’t write most of it. It had really been a project in the discord, because we were all sad and shit, so if you have some fluff to offer, please do! I am happy to make almost anything canon - and we could always use more ideas. :)

I hope you enjoy some mindless farm boi fluff!

BASIC INFO: 

It's SBI's Ranch (Phil is Dadza, Tommy, Techno, and Wilbur are his sons)

Phil, sells to the local stores, and manages the crops. He doesn't do too much labor anymore. He hired his boys for that.

Dream, SapNap, Purpled, Tubbo, Callahan, and Punz are all hired farm hands

George, Niki, Ranboo, and Fundy work at the shop where they sell their products; Niki makes all of the dairy products, Fundy and Ranboo stock, label prices, and keeps track of sales, and George works customer service with his Gogy magic.

Wilbur works with the sheep, the goats, and he trains the dogs (Collies - they herd sheep), he also works with the crops a lot

Schlatt isn't hired but he might as well be. He can be found wherever Wilbur is, and is probably drinking a beer he stole from Phil. He doesn't get paid, but he eats all of their food.

Tommy works with the cows, the pigs, the chickens, the horses (sometimes), his goose, and the dogs / cats that they own

Tubbo works with Tommy. Essentially. But he also works on the crops, and the bee farm that they have set up.

Techno works with the horses, and is currently training to be a veterinarian.

Dream works on horses with Techno - they race the horses competitively - but otherwise, is where ever he is needed (usually crops)

Purpled works with Tommy and Tubbo. He mostly works with Tubbo on crops and his bee farm.

Punz and SapNap haul things. As your resident Chads, they are in-charge of moving heavy things and doing manual labor.

Callahan is their repair man. He fixes tractors, and machines on a daily basis.

SOME HEADCANNONS: 

HENRY, a saga:

that henry has a matching bandana to the one Tommy has so that everyone knows thats henry. Tommy doesn't like it when people touch henry so henry gets a bandana - Shark -

when Phil first started raising Tommy, he would've never guessed that he would turn out the way he did.

He was loud, and brash, and hit his brothers, and made fun of the neighbor's kids,  but then Tubbo became Tommy's best friend, and then Phil introduced Tommy to the cows.

The cows are Tommy's everything.

When a Bred Heifer is due, he sits with them everyday past their due date - he sat with Betty for 5 days when she wouldn't birth a calf. He was so fucking worried.

When one of his cows are sick, he sleeps in the barn until they get better. His last days with Harvey fucked him up.

Tubbo, Tommy, Purpled, and Ranboo spend long nights at the farm, and Tommy always leans against Henry as he stares up at the stars.

Henry who his best girl (all cows are girls and Tommy doesn't give a shit about gendered names). Henry who wears a matching bandana. Henry who is fluffy, and warm, and Tommy's everything. -

Sometimes when Tommy had a bad day, whether it’s stress, or school, or just whatever, Tommy sleeps in the Henry’s stall with her. Phil has so many pictures of Tommy curled up with Henry. From when she was first born to now. - Eye

Tommy hates winter because that’s the one time of year Phil won’t let him sleep in the barn. Even with the layers and heat lamps it’s too unsafe. Tommy always gets up extra early in the winter. Both because he has to check and break ice in the water troughs but also because he misses his girl - Eye -

Henry's mother, Betty, was the first Cow Tommy had helped during birth. He sat with her for 5 days when she hadn't gone into labor past her due date. It took 9 hours for Henry to be born, and Tommy was there through the entire thing -

Well, almost the entire thing. He was at school for the first hour of labor, and was so pissed at Phil when Phil knew and didn't immediately come get Tommy from School.

It always felt like Tommy and Henry had a special bond because Tommy literally raised Henry from birth. -

They didn't think Henry was gonna make it when she was first born, but Tommy was fucking determined, and bottle fed that cow every single day and night. When she was slowly weened off milk, Tommy got unironically sad that he didn't have to bottle feed her anymore.

He still visited her every morning, and milked her mother at dawn, right after he got eggs from his hens. -

Henry waits for Tommy at the end of their long ass drive way when he gets home from school. She knows that when the bus pulls up that her boy is back and so she’s always there waiting lazily for pets and a nice walk together back to the house. Even when it’s cold and someone is waiting for the kids to get home in an ATV or something Tommy always walks back to the house with Henry - Eye

Thinking about how long these fucking country roads are. And how Tommy and Tubbo have the same bus stop even though Tubbo and Tommy's houses are a couple of miles away. Tommy has to walk a mile to get to the beginning of his driveway, and seeing his favorite girl there is like a reward at the end of a journey. Tommy probably keeps a bag of feed in his backpack, which is just a mixture of grain, hay and corn, and gives Henry a handful to thank her for waiting for him.

Clementine, The Goose: 

Tommy has a goose, and names it Clementine. 

He found her in the woods one day, when she was very young, and he decided he was going to keep Clementine. 

Clementine is only ever nice to Schlatt and Tommy. No one knows why. 

Clementine follows Tommy around. Very endearing. 

Phil doesn’t question it at this point 

NEW MILO, the sequel:

OG Milo is a kitten that Wilbur found on the side of the road, in the rain, and he took the kitten in, trying to save him. Wilbur immediately got attached.

Techno pulled an all nighter, half spent  trying to save OG Milo and the other half comforting Wilbur. "You couldn't have helped, he was too starved and out in the rain for too long." Phil adds that if Techno can't save something, it can't be saved. - Ethan

Wilbur's next cat was named New Milo in honor - Ethan

Anyway, New Milo has three kittens. Blood God, Boots (given to Fundy), and Bumbles (given to Tubbo). They're called the Bees and they were born Christmas Eve - Ethan

BLOOD GOD, the pussy:

Blood God is Techno's cat. Its just a ferall little molly that loves techno too much. - M -

After Techno helped New Milo have her litter, he wasn't originally gonna keep any of the kittens, but he saw this tiny thing with the orange muzzle and just: stole her.

He is also nicknamed Blood God, for both his skill in hunting and healing

He originally named her Piglet because the orange spot looked like a pig snout [the main reason he chose her and not her stronger littermates] but called her Blood God teasingly when he first adopted her

Wilbur didn't realize he meant it as a nickname and told everyone her name was Blood God

Techno still calls her Piglet, but everyone else calls her Blood God because that's the name on her collar.

Most of their cats aren't collared, but Phil made her a custom collar because he was worried she'd get lost hunting with Techno and Dream - Ethan -

Blood God is such a batshit cat. She's a runt, really, oddly small compared to her siblings, and she's their best mouser

She's the cat that everyone leaves scraps for, but never tries to pet out of fear

Often she'll climb up people's legs and sit on their shoulders, and it's the only time you can pet her.

She is very, very affectionate with Techno and he loves her very much. He has her very well trained, and she comes with him and Dream when they go hunting sometimes alongside a terrier.

She's a little itty bitty calico molly and she has an orange patch right over her muzzle - Ethan

TOMMY'S HENS, the chicks:

He gets real defensive of his hens. They lay eggs for him. They deserve to be treated well. -

Tommy does in fact have an egg incubator; Sometimes it's just better. Tommy prefers letting his hens care for their own eggs, but he does still use the incubator - Ethan -

Some chickens enjoy being thrown so they can flap and shit. A few days after passing ownership of the hens to Tommy, Phil is going down to the crops and just sees Tommy chucking his hens and watching them rush back to be thrown again

he feels a hint of "what the hell" but he notes the gentleness tommy does it with and how the chickens seem to be enjoying it and he shrugs and keeps walking - Ethan -

Once Wilbur was helping Tommy with the chickens and he dropped an egg

Unfertilized, of course, but Tommy looked like you'd just punted a toddler

Three years later, Wilbur isn't allowed to touch the eggs anymore

Tommy's paranoid he'll hurt a live one

"Get out." "What - Tommy it was an accident, it was just one egg." "If you aren't gonna treat Phoebe's eggs with care; You can get the fuck out." "Tommy -" "Out." -

the quality chicken eggs depends usually on how the chicken feels. While under his care, the eggs the chickens produced were really good.

Under Tommy's care? Phil's eggs tasted like horseshit in comparison - Ethan -

They have their like, main barn and to the side of it is a little pond. The chicken coops are a little beside it, with the singular duck coop (he only has four ducks) closest. He calls the area the Business Bay

AGES: 

Tommy - 16 Tubbo - 16 Purpled - 17 Ranboo - 17

Techno - 19 Wilbur - 21 Schlatt - 19 Phil - idk like 45 or some dad shit

Fundy - 18 Niki - 19

SapNap - 18 Dream - 19 George - 20 Punz - 19 Callahan - 20

RANDOM HC’S: 

Tubbo, Niki, Ranboo, and Fundy are siblings. -

Whenever they eat meat they talk about who they're eating. 

They tell stories about their day and such but they always start dinner, when its meat, saying "rip lmao" and telling stories about them

...they don’t do it when they eat beef

Everyone sitting down with their plates of ham Wilbur: so who was it? Phil: Fern Tommy, already eating: rest in peace fern Techno: he shat on my boots once -

Each of the boys get a few animals that aren't allowed to be butchered.

Wilbur has Friend, Enemy, and Skit the Bull. (Wilbur wanted to name a Bull "Shit", but Phil said no because Tommy was 11 and already swearing too much for his liking)

Techno has none of the livestock. He only cares about Blood God, and his horses.

Tommy has a pig [currently unnamed], his Hens (6 or 7 of them, that lay eggs), and his dairy cows -

Phil is ALWAYS chewing on straw. -

Tommy, Techno, and Wilbur all call Phil "Pops" or "Pop". They all used to call him "Papa" though. It's like a coming of age thing for the three of them, when they stop calling him "Papa" and start calling him "Pop".

Phil may or may not have cried when Tommy started calling him "Pop" at the age of 12.

ALTHOUGH, all 3 boys know that if you want anything, you call Phil "Papa". Phil can't resist it. -

Techno and Tommy with starry eyes: pops Phil: no Wilbur: Papa Phil, with slightly less confidence: n-no   - Ethan -

Tommy holding a baby calf in his hands that he walls to bring inside for the night because hes in love with her: papa please!! Phil, practically in tears: fine.   - M

[shycolorstudent]

Being Gojo Satoru's best friend

Being Gojo Satoru's best friend, fluff, a bit of angst. Gender-neutral/they, them pronouns are used. Correct me for any slip-ups I’m trying to write to include everyone.

This is in an AU where Kento Namani is married. I have headcanons about it. I want to build off of the AU that I created. Also, this Y/N is ACE.

-Being the world's most annoying man's best friend would be matching his energy. You're probably worse in the sarcastic department that only Gojo can tell if you're being sarcstic.

-You and Gojo love to mess around with Namani and his partner. Namani's partner doesn't mind and likes to hang out with you. You are one of the few sorcerers that doesn’t care that they are a non-sorcerer Namani found love, and thats all that matters; you thought the man would die alone with a bottle next to him.

- You and Gojo never talk about Geto. They always bumped heads, and when Geto left, he asked you to go with him.

“Come with me, Y/N.” Geto reached out a hand. You starred at it as if it was a bear trap. “I can't leave him.” Geto sighed and took his hand back. “of course, what was I thinking. It was never the three of us. It was always you and Satoru. He can survive without you know.” “I know; say goodbye to him before you leave. You two have a strong bound.” He just walked away and never looked back.

-Gojo is always busy. It’s a known fact, and sometimes he tricks you into taking over his students and teaching them something. You wouldn’t mind usually, but it was the fact that he tricked you is what pissed you off. Gojo makes time for his best friend at the end of the day. Via brings you to take out or your favorite drink.

“Do you think that mochi would make up for the fact you give your students and me your mission!” You hissed and took the box out of his hands and locked the door. “Y/N let me innnnn I’m sorry.” Gojo cried out, “You live here! Get your key.” You said as you enjoyed the fresh-made Mochi “, I dropped it, hehe.” “Guess who’s sleeping outside!” You hissed, still mad that he gave you grub work and babysitting. “I have your favorite movie.”

-Gojo sleeps around, and you couldn’t care less with who as long It’s not in the apartment during your home. Another thing Gojo values is your friendship, and if a girl doesn't like you, thennnnn…

“Bye, Gojo. I should be back at around five. Oh, and in case he didn’t tell you, there are dinks in the fridge, and you are welcome to have anything in there. And I’m out.” You said, however, your clingy roommate stopped you. “Wait, who’s the person?” Gojo said, thinking you were going out on a date, “I’m going out with Namani's spouse.” He finally lets you go after some back and forth. He finally lets you go, but you already have a few minutes late and missed the bus. “I swear to god when I come back home, your dead!” He just laughs, “you love me!” Gojo laughs out and goes back to hugging his recent fling “can you stop saying that you love them.” she scoffed and rolled her eyes. “Excuse me, what?” Gojo asked with a blank face. “They like you back. And they are so annoying, always trying to get in our way. They could have left without saying anything. “Get out…” Gojo said softly. “What?” Gojo stood up with his hands into a fist. “I said get out! If you don’t respect my best friend, then you don’t respect me at all! Get out!” She got up and started to yell back, “I know you repeated time and time that she has no romantic or sexual attraction to you, but I think that sexuality is fake!” She hissed, then Gojo opend the door to let her out. “Their sexuality is valid. They are vaild. Now get out!”

-Random movie nights are the best nights. It’s just like your kids once again, no training, no stress, just a movie and commentary.

“You idiot, don’t go in… and he went inside.” You said, upset that your favorite charter just died, “thats somthing you would do, though.” Gojo remarked. “I would never let a zombi kill me like that.” “Yes, you would.” and this discussion would go on and on until one of you fell asleep.

-Now, what frustrates you the most is the fact you can never be as strong as him. One time you nearly trained for 48 hours, and Gojo was pretty pissed at you. He returned from a mission and saw you shaking, and your punches started to slow down.

Gojo asked Namani, “How long have they been at it?” “They were still mad that they lost miserably to you,” Namani said with a hint of guilt. “And why didn’t you stop them?” Gojo questioned, “I tried, but they ended up giving me a black eye on accident.” He pointed to his left eye. “Bet that was fun to explain to your spouse,” Gojo responded and saw you collapse and ran to your aid.

He didn’t scold you. He just cared for you to the medical bay.

-Your relationship with Gojo is a long story. Let’s just say you were an outcast, and Gojo was the only one who believed in you, and you felt the need to be by his side just as friends, nothing more and nothing less. He’s like your annoying brother, and Gojo, well, he likes you for many reasons is you are a challenge for him no matter how much he beats you. Gojo knows one day you’ll surpass him.

[heyitsyn]

Manager!Seijoh Part 4

a/n: I LIVE FOR THESE MANAGER SEIJOH ASKS LIKE BLS TAKE OVER MY LIFE

(i originally planned to write the other schools for the manager scenario like theyre already in my drafts with plans and partly written out but like seijoh is my TOP PRIORITY (sorry pls dont hate me) BC THEY ARE MY BOIS)

also, most of my ask box is all for a kyoken ending and kyoken fluff and aoba johsai fluff and im quaking bc this is spurring me to create more aoba johsai imagines and my love for the other schools is just like being overshadowed by our little plant babies :’)

for more seijoh content, check this masterlist out!

anon request: Im the anon who mentioned the chaos about the dating and can I say I love it!!! 🙏🙏 i kinda have this hc for the boys that they fight whenever they go on bus rides, just because they want yn to sit next to them. But she usually sits next to the calmer members?? The reason the boys fight?? She may or may not have fallen asleep a few times, her head on kyo/iwa shoulder. 🥺🥺

LMAO THAT PART JUST REEKED CHAOTIC ENERGY AND SHE WOULD TOTALLY SIT NEXT TO THEM JUST TO SPITE THE OTHERS AND I LOVE THE IRONY LIKE THE MOST AGGRESSIVE LOOKING ARE THE SOFTEST AND CALMEST TOWARDS HER LIKE PLEASE KYOKEN AND IWA ARE JUST LITTLE SOFT BEANS AND DESERVE THE WORLD

(bruh im so soft for iwa and kyo like my best bois and i must write them out IMMEDIATELY bc theyre so uggghhhhhh!!!!!!!)

MY TWO MEN IN ONE GIF GOD HAS BLESSED ME-

oh dear

bus rides,,,,, yep here we go

the team is usually peaceful and civil w each other (minus iwa literally beating oiks up but thats irrelevant information)

like they dont really have fights or have any arguments bc they meet up every saturday to talk about the week and if anybody had any concerns or anything they were mad about since it was like a family meeting

but boy oh boy

when you entered this family,,, arguments and misunderstandings happened once a week

‘no! y/n-chan said she was going to go shopping with me!’

‘um, she already agreed to go to to the arcade w me’

‘wait, she told me we were going to go visit that cafe!’

yes you agreed to do those things w them but you never assigned a date

your attention was something that these boys were always wanting since they only see you during club hours and practices

their jealousy gets really ugly sometimes and the two first years actually get all smug about it 

‘hm, y/n, we still up for studying later?’

you ruffled his hair and smiled up at him

‘yep! we need to set an alarm though or else i’d end up staying after 1 in the morning again’

‘great. cant wait’

kunimi rarely shows any emotion towards his senpais but they couldnt miss the smug smirk that made oikawa grip the volleyball and mattsun holding him back

god hes such a little shite

everyone knows that the first years have a upperhand than them bc of your same grade so the upperclassmen were much more sensitive to spending time with you outside of practice

and they liked to spend that time wisely

when the time for away games come, you weren’t that worried about it

i mean,, why would you when boarding the bus is going to be so early in the morning at like 4 in the morning and theyd be sleeping the whole time so you get peace and quiet

in fact, you were looking forward!

but nope!

jesus took the wheel and said no

instead, you were watching the team members shouting and yelling at each other at the asscrack of dawn

say sike rn

the 2 coaches were actually not there yet so they werent able to help you and whip the boys to order so here you were, bleary eyed and clearly still tired, sighing and rolling your eyes at the fight

‘SHE SITS WITH ME! IM TEAM CAPTAIN! I GET DIBS!’

‘NO! YOU DROOL ON HER AND MESS UP HER CLOTHES! YOU LIKE MAKKI-SENPAI MORE, RIGHT, Y/N-CHAN?!’

now you might be asking me, ‘author-chan, why are they fighting so hard for something as simple as a bus ride?’

well, my young grasshoppers, this is not just a simple bus ride

you are infamous in the team to be a sleeper

no matter what form of transportation, bus, car, any surface, you found yourself in dream land

yall i wish i was like that

the sleep paralysis demon beside my bed says otherwise

they freak out and fight over even a simple touch of affection from you, do you really think they wouldnt fight tooth and nail to being your pillow and freely watching your adorable sleeping face?

these men are fighting as if they were fighting something serious like a world war

lmao with how intensely theyre fighting, it practically is

but there were two players who actually didnt care either way since they only wanted you to be the most comfortable and they werent exactly the most squishiest members

in fact, they were basically all muscle and probably not the most comfortable

NOPE I BELIEVE THAT IWA IS IN FACT ONE OF THE MOST COMFIEST AND BEST PILLOWS IN THE ENTIRE HAIKYUU UNIVERSE

totally not my bias talking or anything

so it was no surprise when they didnt get themselves involved

iwa was already done w them and goes in the bus because mom deserves a nap

naturally, kyo follows the leader and boards the bus after him, leaving the others to fight it out in the school parking lot

you were happy that they were too distracted that they wouldnt notice you sneaking away into the bus and you were slightly disappointed that out of all the seats, kyo had to sit in the one-seater by the front

so you immediately went over to the other person, who was iwa-san, and he was just settling in, pulling out his teal blanket

you blinked at him when he caught you stare but he gently smiled before opening the blanket

‘i was never a fan of window seats anyways’

you happily bounced over to him and you placed your bag at the overhead compartment bc seijoh is bougee and can afford everything before you climbed over him to the seat next to the window

iwaizumi tried to make you as comfortable as he can so he kept the seat divider thing yanno what im talking about? between you

but his eyes widened when you casually pulled it up and snuggled closer to him

youve done this before so he opened his right arm for you to cuddle closer but he was still surprised 

meanwhile,,,

you just closed your eyes with a smile as you pulled the blanket to your chin and practically glomped yourself to iwa

ugh im so jealous of you!!!!!!!!!!

‘hmmmm, youre so warm iwa-san. youre like,,,,, jacob from twilight’

his eyebrow quirked and he smiled, wrapping his arm around you and tightly holding you close

‘oh? the werewolf?’

he felt your head nod

‘mhm. so warm, and strong, yet so gentle and soft’

by now, both your legs were already swung over his lap and head on his chest as you sat sideways

his fingers traced circles around your middle as his other hand was fiddling with your fingers

‘didnt he like mark a little girl?’

‘iwa-san dont talk about that!’

his laugh grumbled his chest and you giggled, trying to become even closer towards his naturally warm chest and inhale his scent

lavender mixed with peppermint

it was such an odd combination from the people you knew and you were immediately drawn to it

thats why you usually wore his jacket rather than your own

he always gets confused as to where it is but you steal it and watch him look for it

you didnt hear that from me though

it didnt take a long time for you to fall asleep and by the time the 2 coaches finally arrived and yelled at the players, they were already late

‘oikawa, i thought youd handle this properly!’

oiks whimpered from the coach’s scolding but apologized then pushed everyone in

the sight in front of them made them both boil in jealousy and squeal in uwus

you, the softest and sweetest and kindest little flower human being, being cuddled up to iwaizumi, the brute and bara arms and the ultra macho strong man, who had his head on top of you

KYAAAAAAAA

even though they knew you were a heavy sleeper and iwa slept like a rock, they still quieted down and silently walked over to their seats, hissing and shushing at anyone who even made the slightest bit of noise

rustle of the bags?

SSSSHHHHHH

seat creaking as they sit down?

SSSHHHHHHHH

they only let this slide bc your sleeping face was just so cute and they didnt have the heart to wake you up

and also face the wrath of titan iwa and be thrown into the atlantic ocean like oikawa did one time

when you finally arrived at the stadium, they waited for a rough 10 minutes just to figure out how to wake you up

they didnt want to wake up iwa first and have him yell at them but they didnt want to wake you up first either

but kyo didnt understand the dilemma and instead just goes to the back where yall were at and he goes to the seat behind you so he could reach you easily and tickles your cheek

the team is just like 👁️👄👁️

your nose scrunches at this tingling sensation until it continues so you open your eyes and finds kyo just smiling down at you

oiks is literally shaking bc he could see the smallest smile on kyo’s face

‘wake up’

with his gruff voice, it sounded like he was ordering you around but you knew he couldnt help it and blinked tiredly at him, giving him a smile of your own

‘hm, hi kyo-san’

you winced at the sudden appearance of the sunlight and that made you fully wake up before flinched at the eyes of the other players

‘hello, everyone’

you said slowly and you sat up, noticing iwa still sleeping

oiks held his breath bc hes been friends w iwa since he was still a baby and he knows that its like waking up a sleeping dragon

‘wait y/n-chan-’

but you didnt listen and poked his nose

‘iwa-san? iwa-san, we’re here’

you cooed and the poking made his eyes flutter open and with his head still tilted to the side, he swore he saw an angel by the way the sunlight hit the back of your head giving you a smiling angel effect

hm, i could get used to seeing this when i wake up

you grinned and when he finally stretched, you sat up stright, waiting for iwa to get up so you could slide out

but kyo was an impatient little bean and just hoisted you out of there and towards him behind the seat

‘come on. i got your bag’

he mumbled and you nodded, letting him hold your hand

lmao wait i forgot the time this is set

this is set during the 2nd inter-high okay? okay

oiks was still complaining at kyo and iwa hogging you but you didnt listen and continued walking towards the entrance, glancing around at the other teams

as usual, oiks and iwa were walking to the front bc yanno, captain and vice-captain, while you and kyo walked at the back, mainly bc you didnt want any player to stray off like kindaichi did last time and look for him for hours

kyo gripped your hand and you turned your head to look at him to see his eyes glaring at anything

you chuckled which made him look down at you, the glare slowly disappearing

‘hm, kyo-san, you should really invest in contacts. it doesnt matter if wearing glasses makes you feel like a nerd bc you still need it to see’

he scrunched his nose when you scolded him and he was about to retort when him and the team caught the whisperings of the nearby teams

‘oh my god, seijoh and the beautiful manager’

‘how old is she? i hope shes at least a second year’

‘ngh id tap that’

IM BLEEHHHHH

‘is he her boyfriend? if so, the competition isnt that hard then’

kyo growled and was about to lunge at the yellow jacketed boy but you held him back, also worriedly looking at your boys

‘seijoh, down’

you ordered and they shrunk back, opting to just glaring heatedly at the other teams

you could still feel kyo shaking at rage to them sexualizing you but your hands squeezing him and the other hand rubbing his arm helped him control it

‘dont make a scene, kyo-san. its your first competition since your suspension, right? and you love volleyball so please keep it in. i can protect myself’

you whispered but he let go of your hand and wrapped his arm around your shoulder, pulling you close and continuing to glare at everyone as if he was asserting dominance

‘if they touch you-’

‘ill kick them between the legs, i know. you told me already’

you teased and he hummed in agreement

when they played, they were at ease bc the two coaches were there and they were also protective of you like their own so they wouldnt have to worry about someone to go after you

however,,

as they were warming up for the second game, you had to quickly fill up their water bottles bc they were already tired and dehydrated so you needed to fill them up

and they were all busy and you didnt want to bother them and you were going to be quick anyways so you just took the case of bottles and ran to the nearby water fountain

you were hurriedly filling them up and at your last bottle, you were about to cap it when you felt a presence behind you

he stood close and his arms snaked around your waist but you hurriedly tightened the lid and whacked him at the head with the heavy bottle

you continuously hit him and kicked him between the legs before hitting him again

‘DONT TOUCH ME AGAIN!’

you shouted and iwa and kyo were watching from the end of the hallway, panting from running so fast since they heard your shouts

okay a little flashback,

kyo was watching you from his perepharal vision and when he went up to spike, he took his eyes off of you for ONE DAMN SECOND and you nyoomed out of there

when he didnt see you anywhere, he wildly looked around and this caught the attention of the vice-captain

‘oi! kyotani! whats wrong?’

‘y/n. where is she?’

they took off running and the team was just like what

then they heard shouts and kyo knew it was you

his mad dog senses

hehe get it

he as about to tackle the guy but he saw you beat him with a water bottle and eventually taking another bottle and kicking him and hitting him with the two waters

the player cowered and scrambled to get away bc wow this girl was psycho

um no sir, she was protecting herself from hormonal testosterone filled children like you

‘YEA GO RUNNING! COME TO ME AGAIN AND ILL BEAT YOU UP HARDER! DISGUSTING! TRASH! GROSS! SCUM!’

maybe it was because the last time you were touched without consent was when you got bullied but you were definitely fighting harder and more aggressive at protecting yourself

you turned around and the rage from your eyes disappeared when you saw the two boys there

‘hey iwa-san! kyo-san! sorry, i needed to fill the water bottles!’

you grinned and placed the bottles back to the case before lugging it up

my god their eyes were shining

yep, thats my girl

when their games were over for the day, they made their way to the exit where the bus was at and you and kyo stayed behind again

you caught the eye of the guy and his team and you and kyo glared at him, both wearing a sadistic smile

UGH YALL ARE COUPLE GOALS I SWEAR

kyo even went up to him and the team shrunk leaving the guy standing there in fear at the look on his face

‘listen, i dont like it when my baby girl gets touched by filthy shite like you. so do it again, and ill chop those damn fingers of yours, got it?’

lmao he’ll come for your ankles

the guy just nodded in fear while his team were cowering at the back

you chuckled and pulled kyo to go bc as much as you liked watching this, you needed to go to the bus to go home

‘cmon, kyo, i want to go. im getting a headache from the smell of garbage’

he shifted his gaze to you and sent you a soft smile

‘okay. lets go’

hah you thought it ends there?

kyo is a dramatic little shite so he made a show of grabbing your waist and kissing your temple before flashing them a finger

oiks was tapping his foot impatiently at the bus and when you and kyo emerged from the entrace, he was about to snatch you up but kyo stood in front of you

‘EH?! KYOKEN-CHAN, I WANT TO SIT WITH Y/N-CHAN!’

‘no’

he said and didnt say anything else as he pulled you to the bus and into a two seater where you sat at the window again and he sat on the outside

‘hah? you want to sit next to me, kyo-san?’

you teased but he flushed red, hurriedly hiding in your neck

you laughed and brought a hand up to caress his nape

‘mhm’

he mumbled and you pursed your lips to hide the squeal

‘youre so cute, kyo-san’

‘not cute’

‘very cute’

‘no’

‘AM I CUTE Y/N-CHAN?’

‘SHUT UP SHITTYKAWA’

kyoken got away from your neck and went to hit the captain 

oikawa screamed

a/n: my first week of school was so weird bc we only have like 2 days and the other days are just free days bc we havent really done anything except talk about our classes but im just hating this system like ugh i actually want to go to school bc ya girl is going to a tech school and this 2-day a week is not the vibe

[chokemeanakin]

Hi my name’s Maeve! 😇 I write for Anakin and a tiny bit of Obi. 

My inbox is closed! 

Feel free to send me any thoughts you have, but if you send a fic request I can’t promise that I’ll get to it anytime soon. I still love to see your ideas though! 

(ps check out my ongoing fic Give Me Love) 

First Kiss - Anakin treats reader to their first kiss

Drunk - Reader comes home from a party wasted, and Anakin is there to witness it… and maybe make out with…

Anakin Cuddling Hc’s - What it’s like to cuddle with the Best Boy

Anakin with giggly reader Hc’s and Anakin x Jealous/Insecure reader - first half is hc for a giggly reader and second half is a fic where reader gets jealous and insecure and Anakin comforts them

Anakin x Short/Shy/Insecure Reader Hc’s - Just some headcanons of a soft boy

Loving On You - Slight Anakin angst, basically you hold him after a crappy mission

Be My Forever - Anakin proposes with as little words as possible

Anakin Teaches You How To Drive Hc’s- nice car go zoom 🚗💨

Anakin With a Pregnant Reader Hc’s- use protection kids

Anakin x Touch Starved Reader Hc’s - definitely not self indulgent

Touch Starved Anakin x Reader Hc’s - this was actually rlly cute

Playing with his hair imagine - i know i write about this a lot but cmon

Anakin Comforting Reader Hc’s - cue the uwu’s

Distraction - Anakin distracts reader as they study

Walking with Anakin as he does General stuff- small blurb

Domestic Anakin Hc’s - random thoughts I had of him

Giving Anakin a massage - w a tiny hint of smut

Complimenting Anakin - is never talked about enough

Anakin x curvy Reader Hc’s

Anakin x skinny Reader Hc’s

Fluff blurbs! - one, two

Stargazing with Anakin

Wearing Anakin’s Jedi Robes Hc’s

Sleepy moments with Ani Hc’s

Jealous Anakin x Reader Hc’s - mentions of smut

Anakin x Jealous Reader Hc’s - mentions of smut

Patched Up - Reader comes back from a mission all cut up, Anakin helps patch her up

Sick People Should Stay Away from Balconies - Reader is sick and asking for trouble, Anakin deals with her shit

Jelly toast - a request for a reader coming back from a mission all bruised and cut up, Anakin takes care of her

Anakin x Asthmatic Reader Hc’s - how he would act to you having asthma

Bad Dream- Reader has a nightmare during a thunderstorm and goes to Anakin for help

He Kicks Your Ass And Then Lets You Braid His Hair - see title

A Helping Hand (part 1) - Reader hurts her arm during a mission, and Anakin comes to help her (in more ways than one). Whump is in part 1, smut is in part 2 listed under Smut.

Anakin x Reader on her Period heacanons - shark week oofs

Anakin x Sick reader headcanons

Don’t Forget About Me - Reader begs Anakin not to go break up the fight between Mace Windu and Palpatine

I Gave You All - Our war-torn baby just needs a hug

Anakin x Reader w/ Mommy Issues - bro i just 

Night Bus - The Council forces you to leave Anakin

A Reason to Stay - read this at your own risk, deals with severe mental health issues. basically Anakin helps reader through a dark time.

Misunderstandings - angst ending in fluff, Anakin and reader go on a bodyguard mission together and both get jealous.

Anakin crying blurb - give sad boy a hug damnit

Anakin and Reader Take a Shower -basically what the title says. The shower gets heated in more ways than one.

What That Mouth Do Though 👄💦- he eats you out like a champ 💪🏻

Needy Anakin - (you give him a blowie)

Say My Name- jealous Anakin, choking, fucking, you know 🤷🏼‍♀️

First time - Readers first time HAVING SEX with Anakin 🥰

His First Time - The first time Anakin HAS SEX, & it’s with you :)

Welcome Home - Anakin comes home from war and reader welcomes him back with open arms... and open legs 

Save a Spaceship, Ride a Starpilot- Anakin has reader sit on his face and then she fucks him slowly ;)

Giving him a lapdance short - just a lil imagine

Jealousy (part 1) - classic under-the-table action at a high end event

Jealousy (part 2) - he gets his revenge

Master Kink Hc’s - exactly what it sounds like

A Helping Hand (part 2) - Anakin helps Reader out bc she has a broken arm :) very sweet and soft and fluffy to mend y’alls broken hearts. (part 1 is under Whump)

This is what he sounds like when he cums - grab ur headphones

This is what he sounds like in bed - grab ur headphones again lol

Anakin Eating Pussy Hc’s (part 1) - from the top make it drop thats a wap

Anakin Eating Pussy Hc’s (part 2) -  wap wap wap

General Kink blurb - credit goes to @kenobikittens​

Cruel Intentions - holiday smut, this hurt ppl’s feelings for some reason woops. anakin is mad and he’s got a dirty mouth, and also it’s Life Day.

Anakin x fem reader Pregnancy Sex Hc’s - i hate kids but this was cute

NSFW blurbs! - one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty

Sub Anakin Hc’s - good boy ;)

Deepthroating Anakin Hc’s 

Dry Humping Hc’s

A Dream Come True - Anakin helps reader masturbate and cum for the first time

Anakin & size kink hc’s

Anakin is smart - just a post talking about how intelligent our favorite Jedi is

More proof that he’s smart

Anidala Fluff - A request where Anakin and Padme do it in the fields of Naboo for the first time (no smut it’s romantic get ur head out of the gutter John B)

Love at First Sight - Anakin falls in love with you as soon as he sees you

All These Little Things - Padme x Reader / Anakin x Reader Hc’s where reader is romantically interested in Padme until she notices all of Anakin’s little things

Anakin’s hands appreciation post

Anakin’s Cheekbones Appreciation Post - he’s just got em okay

Anakin’s arms appreciation post

Aggressive Negotiations (part one) - Anakin and Reader go to a ball and it doesn’t turn out the way they expect

Aggressive Negotiations (part two) - combines the ‘he sees her dressed up for the first time’, ‘handcuffed together’, and ‘stuck in a closet’ tropes all in one mission gone wrong ;)

When he does the hand-on-cheek thing - *cries*

For people who have freckles

For people who have freckles p2 - not my work but thanks to @haydens-moles​ you guys have to suffer through this post with me

Anakin can sing

Anakin + drinking - some musings about the jedi and booze

Anakin loves rain

Anakin’s Eyelashes Appreciation Post

Random facts about his childhood

Sad Anakin fact

Anakin Reaction Pics

Random Anakin Thoughts - im so disorganized my b

What does his dick look like?

Is he brunette or blonde discourse - spoil alert: it’s neither. see next link

What color is his hair really?

It’s you- Obi Wan x Reader fic where he comes back from a mission planning to break it off with you, but then realizes he can’t let you go

You Can Rest Now - Obiwan x Reader where you take care of him after a mission that’s left him tired and sick

Obi-Wan Hc’s - random thoughts I had about him being in a relationship

What I Imagine The Star Wars Boys Wear For Underwear

What I Imagine The Star War’s Boys Dicks Are Like

Rating the Star Wars Boys Cum Faces on a Scale from 1-10

Kinky R2

The fanart that ended thousands of careers

R2D2 x C3P0 Smut 

You get Acid in your Vagina Hc’s 

Carrot Fun w Anakin - two parter, includes videos

Yoda smut snippet

He gave you a specific order

If Anakin can pull off a butt chin then so can I

How many shots it would take for me to sleep with the stars wars men (part one) (part two)

Anakin w a weave

Which Star Wars Characters Have a Foot Fetish