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[never-quite-buried]

I love hyping food service crews up with my notes or reviews. I managed at a local dominos for a few years and their review system is live to the crew, but I’m sure other companies are similar. If you leave a 3+ star review on your order it’ll scroll across the bottom of their makeline screen. It’s a real morale booster during awful rushes.

[biggestsimp12]

🔞Smut prompts🔞

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1. "There's only one rule. You can't use your hands."

2. "Look deep into my eyes, sweetheart."

3. "I want you to leave marks."

4. "I want to watch you fall apart."

5. "I dreamed of you all night."

6. "Face down on the bed. Now."

7. "Don't apologize about your morning wood."

8. "Fuck me like you mean it"

9. "Spank me."

10. "Take me now."

11. "Tell me how you like it."

12. "I just want to please you."

13. "Tell me I'm a good boy/girl/lover."

14. "I know for a fact that you can be a hell of a lot louder than that."

15. "We've been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!"

16. "It was so worth the injury though!"

17. "Saddle up doll."

18. "Did you just look me up and down and then bite your lip? 'Cause if you did we're having sex. Right now."

19. "Your ass is going to be seven different shades of red after that little stunt."

20. "God damnit, now all I can think about right now is you licking my cock like its that ice cream cone."

21. "If I have to pull over, you won't be able to walk for the next week."

22. "Don't make me take you home and punish you."

23. "I've never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly."

24. "You're not going out in that outfit."

25. "Don't give me that look."

26. "You're more than just a one night stand."

27. "Would you just shut up and kiss me already?"

28. "You want me to give you your book/phone/item back? Make me."

29. "Like what you see?"

30. "Try to stay quiet, understand?"

31. "We're in public, you know."

32. "I didn't know you were so sensitive."

33. "Don't be so rough. there can't be any marks."

34. "I really don't care. You still look hot and I'm trying not to kiss/fuck you senseless right now."

35. "Are you sure? Once we start, I might not be able to stop."

36. "No, I'm supposed to be making you feel good."

37. "Make me."

38. "Stop teasing me so much."

39. "You're in trouble now.'

40. "Take off your clothes."

41. "I'm waiting."

42. "First one to make a noise loses."

43. "Me."

44. "We can't do that here!"

45. "Behave."

46. "What did you just say?"

47. "You little slut."

48. "Your screams are melody to my ears"

49. "Call me master."

50."Trying to test me?"

51."You want to have sex in the elevator? Challenge accepted!"

52. "Why did you wear underwear, when you know I'm going to tear it off anyway?"

53. "Isn't the thrill of getting caught half of the fun?"

54. "Since I've been good, it's time you let me have a taste of you."

55. "You want to put what, where?!"

56. "Your ass or your breasts... the choice is up to you."

57. "Show me how you play with yourself."

58. "Using your teeth, is the only way I'm granting you access tonight."

59. "I don't 'make love', I fuck."

60. "I'd fuck you all night long."

61. "You look like a fucking dog in heat."

62. "You look so fucking hot right now."

63. "Fuck-faster~"

64. "FUCK, I'm gonna come!"

65. "I'll fuck you right here, right now."

66. "Babe, fuck-not here."

67. "You're one cocky motherfucker. Let's go back to my place."

68. "I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can't walk."

69. "I want you to fuck me until I can't walk."

70. "F-fuck-please--"

71. "I'd let you fuck me any day."

72. "You better use a fucking condom."

73. "Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you."

74 "Come here."

75. "Watch me."

77. "I don't want to hear your excuses anymore."

78. "If you can't sleep...then how about we have sex?"

79. "Put that thing away!"

80. "Don't kink shame me."

81. "If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god.

82. "I'm going to put on some clothes before you say anything else."

83. "Tell me what you want." 84. "Beat me."

85. "If you insist."

86. "Could he make you feel as good as I do?"

87. "You're n-not um, w-wearing anything under that. are you..?"

88. "Are you trying to turn me on or are you really just that oblivious?"

89. "You taste like fucking candy."

90. "The only way you're getting off is on my thigh."

91. "You make a sound and its game over."

92. "Just let me finish this/this level and I swear ill go

down on you until you cum at least three times."

93. "If I have to stop what I'm doing, you won't be able to walk for the next week."

94. "I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side. no one will notice."

95. "I haven't even touched you and you're already this wet.

96. ​​"Were you just masturbating?"

97. "U-uh.no, i was just.."

98. "Want some help?"

99. "Ngh.. Fuck it"

100. "Look how pretty you look all fucked up"

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Feel free to use!

[sakura-83]

Things from Anne with an e that I feel like writing down

Season 1 Episode 7: Wherever You Are Is My Home

⚠️WARNING!!!⚠️ this episode not only talks about suicidal thoughts but also a character trying to commit such acts, of you are sensitive to this I suggest you just skip this post or at least skip #75-77

1. Anne calling it comforting that no two snowflakes are alike, as well as calling snow a sign of gods forgiveness as he blankets the dead world in a beautiful frost

2. Josie gossiping about her while she’s RIGHT THERE

3. Her and moody just talking

4. “And I love Christmas, don’t you?” “I don’t know, but I plan to.” “Did you not have Christmas at the orphanage?” “There wasn’t much to it really. I’m not sure why Father Christmas wasn’t able to stop there, maybe the matron scared him off.”

5. “Do you at least know if they’re going to keep you?” “Keep me!?”

6. Anne trying to sing with the others but the other voices quickly fading out as she panics and rushes home

7. “They’re not going to send you back, you’re in the Bible and everything!”

8. Marilla has every right to be angry that Matthew rushed their home without even discussing it

9. “I knew you’d lose your head-“ “Oh, I oughta smack yours right off your shoulders!”

10. Matthew is prone to heart attacks, the very same thing causing his death in the books

11. “He’s had an episode of the heart” just a funny way to say heart attack, sort of long winded

12. Marilla not understanding the complex math because she had to leave school when she was young

13. Anne helping her with it because she’s top of her class

14. “Not keeping you? You’re a Cuthbert, for better or for worse! No getting out of it now.”

15. The awful bank not relenting on the payback schedule despite the fact that Matthew cannot work. Corporations are cruel and ungiving despite the human struggles and needs of its clients and it hurts. I know the bank invested that money and they need it back but Matthew was indisposed by a tragic event and to not only not extent but to SHORTEN the payback schedule is just unfeeling

16. Marilla putting out an ad to the mainland to take in borders

17. The terrifying idea that you must sell everything you have in order to survive

18. Marilla being desperate yet still too prideful to accept charity

19. The fact that it not only effects the family but also Jerry, as they can’t afford to pay him. It puts him out of a job and lowers his families income

20. A reoccurring theme I love in this show is the idea that the characters will give up their belongings, no matter how sentimental, in the name of family. Matthew selling his dead brothers watch, Marilla selling her grandmothers brooch, Anne selling the dress of her dreams, all because no matter how important these items are, they are just things. That family is more important, so even though it pains you to have to give those things up, you do it in the name of love for others

21. “Theyre just things.”

22. Anne feeling sorrow and yet being excited to stay at aunt Josephine’s

23. Despite being told she can keep the dress, Anne insists on selling it back because it’s a family effort

24. Anne being exited for a solo adventure and then getting stuck with jerry

25. Jerry has to be there to get money Anne his family is hungry :(

26. “I don’t actually need your help.” “When’s the last time you drove a sleigh? Auctioned a horse? Let’s go.”

27. Diana giving her things to sell as well

28. Jerry knows how to drive a sleigh?????

29. “It’s not so bad to ask for help sometimes, y’know?” “If I needed help I would say so.” “No you wouldn’t.” “Yes, I would.” “Wouldn’t.” “Would! Times infinity.” “What???”

30. Jerry singing in French

31. “No singing. I mean it. I’m serious, Jerry! This is an important journey! I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BEAR HANDS!”

32. Jerry grinning as she gets madder

33. Anne bring mystified by the dress shop

34. “I’m here to return a dress.” Is something wrong with it?” “Not a thing.” “Do you not like it?” “It is my very favorite thing that I have ever possessed in life. But I need to return it to help my family.” “You’re Anne, Matthew’s Anne!” “I am! How nice it is to hear it said that way.”

35. Anne being upbeat until Jeannie asks what’s wrong and then ask just breaks down

36. Poor Jerry waiting outside in the snow for her

37. Either Matthew spent some much money on Anne’s dress or Jeannie gave her extra, or both

38. “Did Matthew really spend this much?..” “You’re worth a lot to him.”

39. “I hate to say goodbye…” “😏 I won’t be so long~” “To the HORSE, Jerry. Why are you so annoying.”

40. “You’re a good horse Birdie, try to remember that. Someone will be very lucky to have you.”

41. Birdie really is a beautiful horse though

42. Anne’s little “my parents are spies” act she uses on the pawn broker

43. The pawn broker is so understandable rude because of his profession, it makes him equally annoying and funny

44. “What a piece of work you are.”

45. Anne is so good at making up stories on the spot

46. “If you can’t afford it I completely understand.”

47. I love how snide remarks of “being a good Christian” are frequent and effective insults in the 1800’s

48. Poor Jerry doesn’t just get beaten up and robbed, he gets brutally beaten by two grown men and there’s nothing he can do despite that being… his last paycheck. That was the last income he was going to give his family and he’s so ashamed of himself that he keeps apologizing for it despite most of the money being his. He apologizes to Anne, to Matthew, it bothers him for months to come

49. Gilbert’s back!!

50. “Still seems unreal. Even though I just sold all our… everything.”

51. “He’s a good man.” “I love him with all my heart. I don’t know what if do if…”

52. Them arguing over not arguing

53. Anne apologizing

54. “Anyway…” “Anyway..”

55. I genuinely didn’t realize that the men who beat up Jerry are the same men that took in borders at green gables, I got the same face blindness as Jerry himself

56. “I’ve missed you.” “Yeah?” “At school, theres.. no one to compete with.” “”You want to spell out a few words for old times sake?” “How about… truce?”

57. Jerry thinking Gilbert was going to hurt Anne and take her money and immediately jumping in to stop him despite swaying on his feet

58. When Anne asks him if he’s okay he immediately starts apologizing about the money

59. “I don’t like the city.”

60. “Just take care of yourself, and come home someday.”

61. Anne and Gilbert staring at each other quietly

62. “This is a palace, not a house.”

63. Jerry assuming that they’ll make him sleep in the stable instead of inside the massive house

64. “I’ll look after belle.”

65. “This city is rife with ruffians!”

66. Aunt Josephine insisting on helping

67. Matthew lamenting his own life, talking of how his life insurance will give them a sizable sum and how he drags them down despite them needing him

68. “Anne loves you, you have to remember that.” “But her future…” “Which do you think she would choose, this house or you?”

69. Jerry bring terrified to stay in a room by himself because he’s always had his family around him

70. Anne making room for him only for him to sleep upside down

71. “Don’t worry, I don’t kick like my sisters.” “Yeah, you’d better not.”

72. “Everything will be alright. It’ll be alright..”

73. Aunt Josephine helping by paying for Jerry to work at Green Gables, as well as giving Anne books

74. “We’ve been together all these years, thick or thin, so don’t think I’ll put up with you slipping away now. Anne will be home today, and she’ll be very happy to see you.”

75. Matthew trying to kill himself because the life insurance would pay off the debt he caused

76. Jeannie happening to show up and find Matthew with the gun just in time as he tries to hide what he’s almost done from her, realizing what he’s done

77. The way they stress how his passing would effect Anne the most because of what they mean to each other, that she will suffer without him despite what he’s trying to do

78. “Don’t ever get old…” “Too late for that.”

79. “You would’ve left us that way!? Left me?..”

80. “Give it back. I won’t take charity.” “But.. love isn’t charity.” “I won’t take it.” “Nay I ask why not?” “We will not be pitied! I don’t want people thinking we can’t fend for ourselves.” “Well at the moment we can’t, and I’d sure give my last bit of strength or my last dollar to help a friend. Then I know that friend would feel grateful and loved above all else. And I do. I feel very grateful to have such a dear friend as Miss Barry. Sometimes you just have to let people love you Marilla.”

81. Anne selling her cleaning services to make steady income

82. “We’re rich, aren’t we Matthew?”

83. Jerry carving a star for the Christmas tree!!!!!!

84. Anne’s friends coming to sing carols at their house

85. Anne helping Matthew walk outside

86. Not Nate :(

87. Nathaniel, the bane of my existence

[adminbryantsaki]

ASK EVENT Open until July 31st

Hello people. I am just throwing this event out there to help bring more activity to my blog. I will be giving a list of prompts that you can pick from. Here is the list of my rules and characters I will write for. this event will be open for a month. It will be closed after July 31st

Most of the prompts are NSFW. So minors don't interact. There can be multiples of the same prompt. That's ok. Combos of prompts are ok too.

Prompts:

1. "Don't make me take you home and punish you."

2. "I never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly."

3. "You're not going out in that outfit."

4. "Don't give me that look."

5. "You're more than a one-night stand."

6. "Would you just shut up and kiss me already?"

7. "You want me to give you your book/phone/ item back? Make me."

8. "Like what you see?"

9. "Try to stay quiet, understand?"

10. "We're in public, you know?"

11. "I didn't know you were so sensitive."

12. "Don't be so brought, there can't be any marks."

13. "I really don't care. You still look hot and I'm trying to kiss/fuck you senseless right now."

14. "Are you sure? Once we start, I might not be able to stop."

15. "No, I'm supposed to be making you feel good."

16. "Make me."

17. "Stop teasing me so much."

18. "You're in trouble now."

19. "Take off your clothes."

20. "I'm waiting."

21. "First one to make a noise loses."

22. "Mine."

23. "We can't do that here!"

24. "Behave."

25. "What did you just say?"

26. "Come here."

27. "Watch me."

28. "I don't want to hear your excuses anymore."

29. "If you can't sleep... then how about we have sex?"

30. "Put that thing away!"

31. "Don't kink shame me." (Add what kink you want the character to have please.)

32. "If you interrupt me one more time, so help me God."

33. "I'm going to put clothes on before you say anything else."

34. "Tell me what you want."

35. "Bite me."

36. "If you insist."

37. "Could he make you feel as good as I do?"

38. "You're n-not, um, w-wearing anything under that, are you..?"

39. "Are you trying to turn me on or are you just that oblivious?"

40. "You fucking taste like candy."

41. "The only way you're getting off is on my thigh."

42. "You make a sound and it's game over."

43. "Just let me finish this/ this level and I swear I will go down on you until you cum three times."

44. "If I have to stop what I'm doing, you won't be able to walk for the next week."

45. "I could just push your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice."

46. "I haven't even touched you and you're already this wet."

47. "Were you just masturbating?"

48. "U-uh...no, I was just..."

49. "Want some help?"

50. "Shut up."

51. "Why don't you come over here and make me."

52. "You're so fucking hot when you're mad."

53. "We're not just friends and you fucking know it."

54. "C'mere, you can sit on my lap until I'm done working."

55. "What? Does that feel good?"

56. "I'm not jealous! It's just... You're mine!"

57. "If we get caught, I'm blaming you."

58. "We have to be quiet."

59. " Tell me again."

60. "You have no idea how much I want you."

61. "Say it." ( This is another 'choose the kink' option)

62. "If you don't like my teasing, then why are you moaning?"

63. "Wow, I didn't realize you were that... flexible."

64. "I'm gonna fuck you so hard that you forget you even met that asshole."

65. "You better shut that pretty little mouth before I put it to work, love."

66. "I think that's the first time I've heard you moan... It was like a fucking melody."

67. "I really want to kiss you right now."

68. "Then do it."

69. "You're not taking me to bed, ever."

70. "Who said it had to be on the bed."

71. "She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but I bet behind closed doors, she's latex and whips."

72. "Ah, he's playing hard to get. That's cute."

73. "For the love of fuck."

74. "Yep, that's me. I love to fuck."

75. "How do I look?"

76. "Would you reconsider if I was sober?"

77. "I'm sure I can get some kind of sexual gratification just from staring at him if I try hard enough."

78. "Don't fucking touch what isn't yours."

79. "You don't need to cover up the bruises/hickeys."

80. "I'm not sure if it's a sexual thing or not."

81. "We're.......Just friends."

82. "Friends don't do this kind of shit!"

83. "How quickly can you cum?"

84. "There's people here."

85. "I know."

86. "I don't care what you do, just fuck me."

87. "Fuck you."

88. "I'm up for it if you are."

89. "Don't ruin the sofa."

90. "I'll just have to cum inside you then."

91. "Stop dancing like that of I'm going to cum my pants."

92. "I'm not going to touch you unless you beg."

93. "You can't tease me like that and expect not to be punished."

94. "I'm gonna strangle you."

95. "Is that a promise?"

96. "You look a bit tied you, want me to come back later?"

97. "Stop distracting me."

98. "Were you touching yourself?"

99. "I know their stuffed animals but doesn't it feel weird? It's like they're watching us."

100. "That's probably the faster I've ever done that."

101. "Please, remind me again why we're having sex behind a tree."

102. "I know for a fact that you can be a hell of a lot louder than that."

103. "We've been at it like rabbits, How are you still horny?" (ABO ish ask)

104. "It was so worth the injury though!?

105. "Saddle up, love."

106. "Did you just look me up and down and then bite your lip? 'Cause If you did, we're having sex. Right not."

107. "Your ass is going to be seven different shades of red after that little stunt."

108. "God dammit, now all i can think about is you licking my cock like that ice cream cone."

109. "If I have to pull over, you won't be able to walk for the next week."

110. "Do you think they can hear us through the tent?"

111. "Yes we can."

112. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?"

Tagging: @i-panic-at-the-disco

[encounterthepast]

If you enjoy this please follow @RussInCheshire on twitter for his regular threads on UK politics.

As it’s the weekend, let’s start #TheWeekInTory with a frivolous and jolly story about our own govt deliberately starving hundreds of thousands of children...

1. In May, Boris Johnson promised “nobody will go hungry as a result of Coronavirus”

2. He then denied school meals to the 600,000 poorest children

3. So Marcus Rashford ran a campaign to get the govt to feed children, which - just think about that: he had to *campaign* for it

4. Then Boris Johnson congratulated Rashford on his campaign to overturn the cruel policies of, erm, Boris Johnson

5. And then 3 days later, Boris Johnson refused to feed those kids during school holidays

6. So this week Labour organised a parliamentary vote about it

7. And 322 Tories voted against feeding hungry children

8. Vicky Ford, the Children’s Minister (who you’ll be surprised to hear neither looks nor sounds like a ludicrous Dickensian villain) went ahead and voted against feeding children

9. Tory MP Jo Gideon voted against feeding children. Jo Gideon, in case you didn't think things could get any more unbelievable, is also the chair of "Feeding Britain", a charity that campaigns to end food poverty and hunger in the UK.

10. Tory MP Paul Scully waved away the grumbling parents of kids with grumbling tummies, and said “children have been going hungry under Labour for years”, seemingly forgetting Tories have been in power for a decade

11. Tory MP Ben Bradley, who once had to apologise for suggesting sterilising the poor, said feeding children will simply “increase their dependency”. On food. Yeah, wean the little bastards off it. It’ll do them good in the end, which will be around 3 agonising weeks.

12. At this point, pause to consider that MPs get their food and drink subsidised. A £31 meal in a parliamentary restaurant costs MPs £3.45. In 2018 this subsidy cost the taxpayer £4.4m. I can’t find any record of Tories like Ben Bradley voting against this.

13. Pressing on: Ben Bradley also said “Some parents prioritise other things ahead of their kids. Small minority, yes... but some do”. Yes, and a small minority of Tory MPs have been arrested for rape. Should we send them all to prison?

14. Also, Mark Francois voted (by proxy) to keep kids hungry. Not related to the previous item. Why would you think that?

15. Tory MP Nicky Morgan said the govt voted to starve 600,000 children cos a Labour MP called a Tory MP scum. And that’s not a scummy thing to do at all.

16. Tory MP David Simmonds said Marcus Rashford’s experience of poverty in secondary school “took place entirely under a Labour government”. Rashford was 11 when Tories came into power, making David Simmonds are rare example of an ad hominem attack on yourself

17. Simmonds then said Labour’s parliamentary vote was “all about currying favour with wealth and power and celebrity status”. He might be right – the govt managed to unify Gary Linaker and Nigel Farage in condemnation of their denial of food to kids

18. Brandan Clark-Smith (who voted to starve kids) demanded “more action to tackle the real causes of child poverty”

19. So at once, the govt cut minimum wage for furloughed people. They now get 2/3 of the money the govt says is the absolute minimum it is possible to survive on

20. And then it was revealed that low-paid workers who have to isolate due to Covid can claim £500. Yay!

21. But if they’re told to isolate by the govt’s contact tracing app, they can’t claim anything. Un-yay.

22. Long story short: the govt cannot spend £120m feeding children. But it can spend £522 on the Eat Out Scheme, which its own report said contributed “negligible amounts” to the hospitality economy, and Boris Johnson admitted drove up infection rates – especially in the North

23. Those infection rates caused the govt to move Manchester into Tier 3

24. So the Mayor of Manchester asked for a £90m support package (1/6th of the money the govt spent causing the problem in the first place)

25. The govt said no, £60m

26. The Mayor said, how about £65m?

27. The govt said no, £60m

28. The Mayor said ok, fine, we’ll take the £60m

29. And then govt offered Manchester £22m, and then went to the press and said the Mayor was "being unreasonable"

30. The negotiations were led by Robert Jenrick, who recently set up a fund for the poorest 101 towns, then awarded his town £25m even though it is the 270th poorest, and therefore not even eligible

31. £25m is £237 per person

32. Manchester gets £7.85 per person

33. Robert Jenrick gave Manchester (2.8 million people) £22m

34. Robert Jenrick gave Richard Desmond (1 person) £45m

35. The talks broke down when the govt wouldn’t spend an extra £5m

36. The govt plans to spend £7m vitally rebranding "Highways England" to "National Highways"

37. Manchester Young Conservatives tweeted “Boris has lied about helping us in the North. It’s time for him to go". Don't look - they deleted it. Suspect somebody had a word.

38. Meanwhile the govt said Manchester will get the £60m after all, and chaos continue to reign supreme

39. But that £60m is brief reprieve for the Tories of Manchester, as a govt report said Tory seats in the North of England (the so-called "Red Wall" seats) can expect to lose at least 4000 jobs *each* as a result of Brexit, even if we do get a deal. More if we don't.

40. The govt rushed to begin its first airport Coronavirus testing, a mere 211 days after mandatory airport testing was begun in South Korea

41. South Korea has had 8 deaths per million

42. The UK has had 665 deaths per million

43. More airport news, as the govt finally accepted Brexit will cause “up to 8-hour delays at passport checks” and asked the EU to allow UK citizens to queue at EU-only lanes. Like we did when we were in the EU. But we aren’t now. So tough.

44. A senior diplomat said, “Having grown up in Brussels, Boris Johnson values the ability to travel freely to the continent”. You’d think Boris Johnson would foresee this problem when he led the campaign to stop that freedom.

45. The independent reviewer of Terrorism Legislation said the UK “will be increasingly unable to cope” after Brexit, as we lose access to EU data-sharing agreements

46. And a No-Deal end to UK/EU scientific collaboration will leave London with a £3bn annual deficit

47. In the space of 38 days, the govt announced the £100bn "Operation Moonshot" to solve Covid; then cancelled it; and then re-launched it again after it was found they’d accidentally continued to pay over 200 private consultants up to £7000 a day to work on it.

48. So this week, Boris Johnson said Moonshot would continue, but it’s goals “would take time”, which is the literal opposite of what he said it would do when it first announced it, and makes the entire thing absolutely pointless

49. And now it’s been admitted that Operation Moonshot would be quietly folded into the existing £12bn Test and Trace programme, and the £100bn has vanished. Apart from the bits the Serco consultants took for doing… nothing.

50. But Boris Johnson said the Test and Trace programme was “helping a bit”, and “a bit” is the least you’d expect if you’d spent £12bn

51. And then the £12bn Test and Trace programme fell to its lowest success rate so far, identifying only 60% of at-risk people

52. Local councils, with no additional funding, are tracing 98% of cases

53. A quick sweep though other epic successes you may have missed (or deliberately blocked out): Equalities minister Kemi Badenoch declared that it should be illegal to teach about inequality

54. The Cabinet Secretary said the report into “vicious and orchestrated” bullying by Home Secretary and Dementor Priti Patel “may never see the light of day”, cos if you have a report that vindicates you, you definitely sit on it as long as possible

55. And the appeals court unanimously overturned Priti Patel’s policy of removing people from the UK without giving them access to legal process or justice because – and I’m paraphrasing the judges here – what the fuck, Patel? What the actual fuck?

56. Undeterred, she announced plans to make rough-sleeping “grounds for removal of permission to be in the UK” and "denial of legal aid". So if you’re too poor to have a home, you must pay for a lawyer or she’ll shove you in the sea

57. After an unnamed Tory MP said it “looks bad to be handing top jobs to your friend and old boss”, Charles Moore, Boris Johnson’s friend and old boss, withdrew as next BBC chair.

58. The new favourite is Richard Sharp, the - yep - friend and old boss of Rishi Sunak

59. You’ll be amazed to hear this: Richard Sharp is a major donor to the Tory party. These little coincidences keep on happening

60. The govt decided to prevent EU citizens from having physical proof of their right to live in their own home

61. Grant Shapps threatened to “seize control of Transport for London” to save it from financial ruin at the hands of Sadiq Khan, who – the bastard - achieved a mere 71% reduction in the debts caused by his noble predecessor, Boris Johnson

62. Matt Hancock, facts at his fingertips, told MPs from Yorkshire their constituents could go on holiday abroad

63. But not in the UK

64. And then that they CAN go on holiday in the UK

65. But can't leave Yorkshire

66. He then said “I'll get back to you” about the details

67. A cross-party report found “the UK’s foreign policy is adrift”, that it lacks “clarity, confidence and vision” and that Britain is “absent from the world stage”. All of which is very soothing, as we move into the govt's proclaimed goal of a post-Brexit Global Britain.

68. And we can all relax: the govt is finally supporting culture in the UK, specifically the Nevill Holt Opera, which performs private operas, and is owned by Boris Johnson’s friend (and - jaw on floor! - Tory donor) David Ross, who is worth £700m so really needs the money.

69. The Nevill Holt Opera only functions in the summer, so thank god it has been prioritised with £85,000 to “maintain operations” in October.

And now, in honour of the opera, the fat lady can sing, cos I’m off to drink myself into oblivion. Join me.

We live in interesting times.

[msf-diamond-dog]

I SAID ANSWER ALL THE MF QUESTIONS BEECH DONT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE

Okie dokii

1. What’s one animal you wish you could have as a pet but can’t?

jellyfish

2. Favorite thing to wear to sleep?

Usually just shorts and a tshirt

3. What song really gets you going?

Right now, Lights Out by 3Teeth

4. Where do you usually eat your meals?

In my bedroom

5. Favorite meal: breakfast, lunch, or dinner?

I dont eat breakfast or lunch so

6. Most embarrassing habit?

Bein an asshole

7. Chocolate or fruity candy?

Fruity

8. Soft or hard tacos?

Depends on the taco, man.

9. Worst way to break up a fight?

/ryan stiles voice/ you guys wanna stop a fight

10. Best thing to say in an elevator of strangers?

I aint talk to people

11. What color/design are your bedsheets?

Just gray flannel

12. Any hidden talents?

I aint even got any obvious ones,

13. Favorite thing to drink out of (mug, glass, etc.)?

I love a good pint glass.

14. Socks or bare feet around the house?

Barefeet

15. Favorite board game?

Candyland bitches

16. Do you sleep with the fan on or off?

Always on

17. Heat on or keep it cold with lots of layers?

Cold with lots of layers.

18. Do you sing in the shower?

Always

19. Favorite song to belt out at the top of your lungs when you’re alone?

Grave by Hellyeah

20. Last thing you cried about?

Anxiety attack a couple weeks ago

21. At what age did you first have alcohol?

21, didnt have any before then

22. Relationship status?

Single but into someone

23. What’s the most amount of money you’ve spent on a single item of clothing?

I dont spend a ton on clothes but I think I payed like 60 dollars for a band shirt once

24. What do you typically wear to formal events?

Nicer clothes than usual?

25. Favorite memory?

Just bein a chill happy kid honestly,

26. Gum or breath mints?

Gum

27. Favorite shoes?

Mah boots.

28. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

This whole how I look situation.

29. What is the natural state of your hair?

I gots a shaved head

30. Have you ever had braces?

No, wish I did though, I hate my smile

31. Most dangerous thing you’ve ever done?

Overdose.

32. Most embarrassing thing your parents have caught you doing?

I dont know really. I think I embarrass my parents more than the other way around

33. Last time you had an orgasm?

A couple nights ago

34. Celebrity crush(es)?

Legit dont have any. I have no connection with any of them so

35. Windows or Mac?

Windows

36. How old were you when you learned to ride a bike?

Uhhh 7. Our neighbor taught me.

37. Makeup or natural?

Both. Both is good.

38. What color do you wear the most?

Black!

39. Favorite season?

Winter all the way

40. Umbrella or rain coat?

I live in the desert and it hasnt rained in like 6 months so neither. Whenever it rains I just stand outside.

41. Have you ever fallen out of a tree?

Prolly happened as a kid but I dont remember. We had a tree we all used to love climbing at the house I was a youngin at.

42. First car you ever owned?

Same car I have now, my 91 Nissian Pickup.

43. What time do you usually go to bed?

Anywhere from 12 to 2 am.

44. Are you a competitive person?

Not really no.

45. Least favorite color?

Yellow

46. First pet you’ve ever owned?

A fishy

47. Sweet or salty?

Why not both

48. Favorite pasta dish?

Anything with basil and olive oil 👌

49. Favorite kind of chips?

Nitro Takis are the shit

50. Talk about something you’re passionate about.

Music. Nuff said.

51. What are some of your hobbies?

Music, video games, gunpla, legos, anything that kinda creative really

52. Caffeine? If so, what kind?

Monsters

53. Favorite kind of pizza?

Extra pepperoni with anchovies 👌

54. Fast food or sit-down restaurant?

Fast food. I dont like eating around people

55. Lots of acquaintances or a handful of close friends?

Close friends.

56. Something that ruins your appetite?

Being in a bad mood

57. Favorite labels about you?

Eh

58. Are you a religious person?

Not anymore. I grew up that way but organized religion always pisses me off. Im much more spiritual

59. Night out with a bunch of friends in public or night in with one friend having deep conversations?

One friend

60. What size shoe do you wear?

11 1/2

61. Favorite thing about yourself?

The fact most people cant read my sarcasm

62. Have you ever told someone you loved them first?

I dont think anyone has ever told me first

63. Have you ever had sex on the first date?

Kinda sorta?

64. Heroes or villains?

Maximals all the way.

65. Favorite fruit?

Prolly mangos or strawberries

66. Least favorite fruit?

Unripe melon.

67. Favorite vegetable?

Potates

68. Least favorite vegetable?

I like all the ones ive had Im not picky but the lowest prolly be carrots?

69. How many plates can you eat at a buffet?

Usually 2 or 3

70. Favorite dessert?

Whiskey

71. Do you play any sports?

No, never been my thing

72. Age you learned how to swim?

7 or 8 I think.

73. Tell a funny story.

My boss keep salt lamps in every room of his house "just in case" of rfid waves (???) but refuses to wear a mask when he goes out cause "theres no proof it does anything".

74. What’s one interesting thing about your culture?

How much closer the brown side of my family is compared to the white side

75. What’s one annoying thing about your culture?

All the gossip, man.

76. What job would you be terrible at?

Math teacher.

77. Would you rather watch a TV show or a movie?

TV shows

78. What’s your favorite compliment to give?

Anything that makes someones day a little better!

79. What’s your favorite compliment to receive?

I do not like receiving compliments i always feel awkward

80. Has your opinion changed on something recently?

Not that I can think of off the top of my head

81. Do you always order the same thing at a restaurant or order something different each time?

Usually the same thing

82. What’s something you’ve always wanted to try but haven’t yet?

drug

83. If you could learn to do anything right now, what would it be?

Record

84. Favorite physical feature about yourself?

Ew

85. Least favorite physical feature about yourself?

The whole the things

86. What’s one amazing thing you did that nobody was around to see?

Survived 👈👈😎

87. If you could change your height, would you?

Maybe, I feel pretty short

88. What’s something you would rate 10/10?

Holding hands

89. Heels or flats?

Why not platform boots

90. What’s something you wish you had more knowledge about?

Music

91. Would you want to be famous?

No

92. What’s something you would get arrested for?

Prolly trespassing

93. What’s your spirit animal?

Water bears 🤔

94. What’s the luckiest thing that’s ever happened to you?

Won tickets and got to meet Jonathan Davis so that was pretty cool

95. Are you the type to have an organized mess, or no mess at all?

Organized mess

96. Do you tend to make decisions based on the past, present, or future?

All of the above if able

97. Are you a planner or a more spontaneous person?

Planner

98. Thoughts on the oxford comma?

Important

99. What do you hope never changes?

How close the sun is to the earth

100. How would you celebrate your 100th birthday?

I aint ever wanna be that old.

Thank you Audi!!

[meltwonu]

💕NSFW SVT DRABBLE GAME💕

Hi! I’ve been wanting to try doing a drabble game for a while so I thought now’s the best time~!

🌟 you can request for up to 2 members (so memberxreaderxmember is the limit!) and up to 3 prompts!

🌟 Adding a lil more detail is fine and helps me get a better idea of what you want! (ie. ‘prompt #24 and #29 with dom!woozi’ or ‘prompt #25 and #52 with yandere!jeonghan’ or ‘prompt #25 with sub!chan’) but also if you don’t want to, I’ll just write it how I see the prompt fits~

🌟 you can send in multiple requests but please make them separate asks!

🌟 I do write yandere fic, bdsm, dom, sub, mommy, daddy, etc. but if there’s a request that I get with something I’m uncomfortable with(ie being pissed on dhjfgjs), I’ll probably ignore it. sorry! 😢

🌟 writing takes time, so I'll def get to the requests(and maybe pick off a few that I wanted to write anyway heheh) but it won’t be like, within a hr of you requesting so please be patient with me! thank u!

🌟 I’m also really sorry but I only know how to write in female reader 😭😭

If you’ve read all of that, the prompts are under the cut! and I’d also like to say thank you to https://justforshitsandcackles.tumblr.com for providing a great list of smut prompts!

DRABBLE FAQ 

1. “Don’t make me take you home and punish you.” 2. “I’ve never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly.” 3. “You’re not going out in that outfit.” 4. “Don’t give me that look.” 5. “You’re more than just a one night stand.” 6. “Would you just shut up and kiss me already?” 7. “You want me to give you your book/phone/item back? Make me.” 8. “Like what you see?” 9. “Try to stay quiet, understand?” 10. “We’re in public, you know.” 11. “I didn’t know you were so sensitive.” 12. “Don’t be so rough. there cant be any marks.” 13. “I really don’t care. You still look hot and i’m trying not to kiss/fuck you senseless right now.” 14. “Are you sure? Once we start, i might not be able to stop.” 15. “No, i’m supposed to be making you feel good.” 16. “Make me.” 17. “Stop teasing me so much..” 18. “You’re in trouble now.” 19. “Take off your clothes.” 20. “I’m waiting.” 21. “First one to make a noise loses.” 22. “Mine.” 23. “We cant do that here!” 24. “Behave.” 25. “What did you just say?” 26. “Come here.” 27. “Watch me.” 28. “I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.” 29. “If you cant sleep…then how about we have sex?” 30. “Put that thing away!” 31. “Don’t kink shame me.” 32. “If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god.” 33. “I’m going to put on some clothes before you say anything else.” 34. “Tell me what you want.” 35. “Bite me.”          “If you insist.” 36. “Could he make you feel as good as i do?” 37. “You’re n-not ,um, w-wearing anything under that, are you..?” 38. “Are you trying to turn me on or are you really just that oblivious?” 39. “You taste like fucking candy.” 40. “The only way you’re getting off is on my thigh.” 41. “You make a sound and its game over.” 42. “Just let me finish this/this level and i swear ill go down on you until you cum at least three times.” 43. “If i have to stop what i’m doing, you wont be able to walk for the next week.” 44. “I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice.” 45. “I haven’t even touched you and you’re already this wet.” 46. “Were you just masturbating?”           “U-uh..no, i was just..”           “Want some help?” 47. “Shut up.”           “Why don’t you come over here and make me.” 48. “You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad.” 49. “We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.” 50. “C’mere, you can sit on my lap until i’m done working.” 51. “What? Does that feel good?” 52. “I’m not jealous! its just…you’re mine!” 53. “If we get caught i’m blaming you.” 54. “We have to be quiet.” 55. “Tell me again.” 56. “You have no idea how much i want you.” 57. “Say it.” 58. “If you don’t like my teasing, then why are you moaning?” 59. “Wow, i didn’t realize you were that…flexible.” 60. “I’m gonna fuck you so hard that you forget you ever even met that asshole.” 61. “You better shut that pretty little mouth before i put it to work, doll.” 62. “I think that’s the first time i’ve heard you moan…it was like a fucking melody.” 63. “I really want to kiss you right now.”            “Then do it.” 64. “You’re not taking me to bed. ever.”            “Who said it had to be on the bed?” 65. “She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but i bet behind closed doors she’s latex and whips.” 66. “Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. that’s cute.” 67. “For the love of fuck.”             “Yep, that’s me. I love to fuck.” 68. “How do i look?” 69. “Would you reconsider if i was sober?” 70. “I’m sure i can get some kind of sexual gratification just from staring at him if i try hard enough.” 71. “Don’t fucking touch what is not yours.” 72. “You don’t need to cover up the bruises/hickeys.” 73. “I’m not sure if its a sexual thing or not.” 74. “We’re…..just friends.” 75. “Friends don’t do this kind of shit!” 76. “How quickly can you cum?” 77. “There’s people here.”              “I know.” 78.“I don’t care what you do just fuck me.” 79. “Fuck you.”              “I’m up for it if you are.” 80. “Don’t ruin the sofa.”              “I'll just have to cum inside you then.” 81. “Stop dancing like that or i’m going to cum in my pants.” 82. “I’m not going to touch you unless you beg.” 83. “You cant tease me like that and expect not to be punished.” 84. “I’m gonna strangle you.”              “Is that a promise?” 85. “You look a bit tied up, want me to come back later?” 86. “Stop distracting me.” 87. “Were you touching yourself?” 88. “I know they’re just stuffed animals but doesn’t it feel weird? its like they’re watching us.” 89. “That’s probably the fastest i’ve ever done that.” 90. “Please, remind me again why we’re having sex behind a tree?” 91. “I know for a fact that you can be a hell of a lot louder than that.” 92. “We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!” 93. “It was so worth the injury though!” 94. “Saddle up doll.” 95. “Did you just look me up and down and then bite your lip? ‘Cause if you did we’re having sex. Right now.” 96. “Your ass is going to be seven different shades of red after that little stunt.” 97. “God damn it, now all i can think about right now is you licking my cock like its that ice cream cone.” 98.“If i have to pull over, you wont be able to walk for the next week.” 99. “Do you think they can hear us through the tent?”                 “Yes we can.” 100. “What are you doing in my bed?!”

[dailytafsirofquran]

Tafsir Ibn Kathir: Surah Al-Baqarah Ayah 23-24

In the Name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.

23. And if you (Arab pagans, Jews, and Christians) are in doubt concerning that which We have sent down (i.e. the Qur'an) to Our servant (Muhammad), then produce a Surah (chapter) of the like thereof and call your witnesses (supporters and helpers) besides Allah, if you are truthful.

24. But if you do it not, and you can never do it, then fear the Fire (Hell) whose fuel is men and stones, prepared for the disbelievers.

The Message of Messenger of Allah is True

Allah says;

And if you (Arab pagans, Jews, and Christians) are in doubt concerning that which We have sent down (i.e. the Qur'an) to Our servant (Muhammad), then produce a Surah of the like thereof and call your witnesses (supporters and helpers) besides Allah, if you are truthful.

Allah begins to prove the truth of Prophethood after He stated that there is no deity worthy of worship except Him.

Allah said to the disbelievers, (And if you (Arab pagans, Jews, and Christians) are in doubt concerning that which We have sent down (i.e. the Qur'an) to Our servant) meaning, Muhammad, (then produce a Surah) meaning, similar to what he brought to you.

Hence, if you claim that what he was sent with did not come from Allah, then produce something similar to what he has brought to you, using the help of anyone you wish instead of Allah. However, you will not be able to succeed in this quest.

Ibn Abbas said that, (your witnesses), means "Aids.''

Also, As-Suddi reported that Abu Malik said the Ayah means, "Your partners, meaning, some other people to help you in that. Meaning then go and seek the help of your deities to support and aid you.''

Also, Mujahid said that, (and call your witnesses) means, "People, meaning, wise and eloquent men who will provide the testimony that you seek.''

The Challenge

Allah challenged the disbelievers in various parts of the Qur'an.

For instance, Allah said in Surah Al-Qasas, Say (to them, O Muhammad): "Then bring a Book from Allah, which is a better guide than these two (the Tawrah (Torah) and the Qur'an), that I may follow it, if you are truthful''. (28:49)

Also, Allah said in Surah Al-Isra, Say: "If mankind and the Jinn were together to produce the like of this Qur'an, they could not produce the like thereof, even if they helped one another.'' (17:88)

Allah said in Surah Hud, Or they say, "He (Prophet Muhammad) forged it (the Qur'an).''

Say: "Bring you then ten forged Surahs like it, and call whomsoever you can, other than Allah (to your help), if you speak the truth!'' (11:13) and in Surah Yunus, And this Qur'an is not such as could ever be produced by other than Allah (Lord of the heavens and the earth), but it is a confirmation of (the revelation) which was before it (i.e. the Tawrah, and the Injil), and a full explanation of the Book (i.e. Laws decreed for mankind) _ wherein there is no doubt _ from the Lord of all that exists.

Or do they say: "He (Muhammad) has forged it!''

Say: "Bring then a Surah like it, and call upon whomsoever you can besides Allah, if you are truthful!'' (10:37-38)

All of these Ayat were revealed in Makkah.

Allah also challenged the disbelievers in the Ayat that were revealed in Al-Madinah.

In this Ayah, Allah said, (And if you (Arab pagans, Jews, and Christians) are in Rayb) meaning, doubt. (Concerning that which We have sent down (i.e. the Qur'an) to Our servant) meaning, Muhammad, (then produce a Surah (chapter) the like thereof) meaning, similar to the Qur'an.

This is the Tafsir of Mujahid, Qatadah, Ibn Jarir At-Tabari, Az-Zamakhshari and Ar-Razi.

Ar-Razi said that this is the Tafsir of Umar, Ibn Mas`ud, Ibn Abbas, Al-Hasan Al-Basri and the majority of the scholars. And he gave preference to this view and mentioned the fact that Allah has challenged the disbelievers as individuals and as groups, whether literate or illiterate, thus making the challenge truly complete. This type of challenge is more daring than simply challenging the disbelievers who might not be literate or knowledgeable. This is why Allah said, Bring you then ten forged Surahs like it) (11:13)

and,

They could not produce the like thereof. (17:88)

Therefore, this is a general challenge to the Arab disbelievers, the most eloquent among all nations. Allah challenged the Arab disbelievers both in Makkah and Madinah several times, especially since they had tremendous hatred and enmity for the Prophet and his religion. Yet, they were unable to succeed in answering the challenge, and this is why Allah said, But if you do it not, and you can never do it, indicating that they will never be able to answer the challenge. This is another miracle, in that, Allah clearly stated without doubt that the Qur'an will never be opposed or challenged by anything similar to it, for eternity. This is a true statement that has not been changed until the present and shall never change.

How can anyone be able to produce something like the Qur'an, when the Qur'an is the Word of Allah Who created everything!

How can the words of the created ever be similar to the Words of the Creator!

Examples of the Miracle of the Qur'an

Whoever reads through the Qur'an will realize that it contains various levels of superiority through both the apparent and hidden meanings that it mentions.

Allah said,

Alif Lam Ra. (This is) a Book, the verses whereof are perfect (in every sphere of knowledge, etc.), and then explained in detail from One (Allah), Who is Wise and well-acquainted (with all things). (11:1)

So the expressions in the Qur'an are perfect and its meanings are explained. Further, every word and meaning in the Qur'an is eloquent and cannot be surpassed. The Qur'an also mentioned the stories of the people of the past; and these accounts and stories occurred exactly as the Qur'an stated. Also, the Qur'an commanded every type of righteousness and forbade every type of evil, just as Allah stated, And the Word of your Lord has been fulfilled in truth and in justice. (6:115)

meaning, true in the stories it narrates and just in its Laws.

The Qur'an is true, just and full of guidance. It does not contain exaggerations, lies or falsehood, unlike Arabic and other types of poems that contained lies. These poems, conform with the popular statement, "The most eloquent speech is the one that contains the most lies!''

Sometimes, one would find a long poem that mainly contains descriptions of women, horses or alcohol. Or, the poem might contain praise or the description of a certain person, horse, camel, war, incident, fear, lion, or other types of items and objects. Such praise or descriptions do not bring any benefit, except shed light on the poet's ability to clearly and eloquently describe such items. Yet, one will only be able to find one or two sentences in many long poems that elaborate on the main theme of the poem, while the rest of the poem contains insignificant descriptions and repetitions. As for the Qur'an, it is entirely eloquent in the most perfect manner, as those who have knowledge in such matters and understand Arabic methods of speech and expressions concur.

When one reads through the stories in the Qur'an, he will find them fruitful, whether they were in extended or short forms, repeated or not. The more these stories are repeated, the more fruitful and beautiful they become. The Qur'an does not become old when one repeats reciting it, nor do the scholars ever get

bored with it. When the Qur'an mentions the subject of warning and promises, it presents truths that would make solid, firm mountains shake, so what about the comprehending, understanding hearts! When the Qur'an promises, it opens the hearts and the ears, making them eager to attain the abode of peace - Paradise - and to be the neighbors of the Throne of the Most Beneficent.

For instance, on the subject of promises and encouragement, the Qur'an said,

No person knows what is kept hidden for them of joy as a reward for what they used to do. (32:17)

and,

(There will be) therein all that inner selves could desire, and all that eyes could delight in and you will abide therein forever. (43:71)

On the subject of warning and discouragement; Do you then feel secure that He will not cause a side of the land to swallow you up! (17:68)

and,

Do you feel secure that He, Who is over the heaven (Allah), will not cause the earth to sink with you, and then it should quake!

Or do you feel secure that He, Who is over the heaven (Allah), will not send against you a violent whirlwind!

Then you shall know how (terrible) has been My warning. (67:16-17)

On the subject of threats, the Qur'an said, So We punished each (of them) for his sins. (29:40)

Also, on the subject of soft advice, the Qur'an said,

Tell Me, (even) if We do let them enjoy for years. And afterwards comes to them that (punishment) which they had been promised. All that with which they used to enjoy shall not avail them. (26:205-207).

There are many other examples of the eloquence, beauty, and benefits of the Qur'an.

When the Qur'an is discussing Laws, commandments and prohibitions, it commands every type of righteous, good, pleasing and beneficial act. It also forbids every type of evil, disliked and amoral act.

Ibn Mas`ud and other scholars of the Salaf said, "When you hear what Allah said in the Qur'an, such as, O you who believe! then listen with full attention, for it either contains a type of righteousness that Allah is enjoining, or an evil that He is forbidding.''

For instance, Allah said, He (Muhammad) commands them for Al-Ma`ruf (i.e. Islamic Monotheism and all that Islam has ordained); and forbids them from Al-Munkar (i.e. disbelief, polytheism of all kinds, and all that Islam has forbidden); he allows them as lawful At-Tayyibat (i.e. all good and lawful things), and prohibits them as unlawful Al-Khaba'ith (i.e. all evil and unlawful things), he releases them from their heavy burdens and from the fetters (bindings) that were upon them. (7:157)

When the Ayat mention Resurrection and the horrors that will occur on that Day, and Paradise and the Fire and the joys and safe refuge that Allah prepared for His loyal friends, or torment and Hell for His enemies, these Ayat contain glad tidings or warnings. The Ayat then call to perform good deeds and avoid evil deeds, making the life of this world less favorable and the Hereafter more favorable. They also establish the correct methods and guide to Allah's straight path and just legislation, all the while ridding the hearts of the evil of the cursed devil.

The Qur'an is the Greatest Miracle given to the Prophet

The Two Sahihs record that Abu Hurayrah said that the Prophet said,

Every Prophet was given a miracle, the type of which brings mankind to faith. What I was given is a revelation that Allah sent down to me. Yet, I hope that I will have the most following on the Day of Resurrection.

This is the wording narrated by Muslim.

The Prophet stated that among the Prophets he was given a revelation, meaning, he was especially entrusted with the miraculous Qur'an that challenged mankind to produce something similar to it. As for the rest of the divinely revealed Books, they were not miraculous according to many scholars. Allah knows best.

The Prophet was also aided with innumerable signs and indications that testify to the truth of his Prophethood and what he was sent with, all thanks and praise is due to Allah.

Meaning of `Stones

Allah said,

Then fear the Fire (Hell) whose fuel is men and stones, prepared for the disbelievers.

`Fuel' is wood or similar substances, used to start and feed a fire.

Similarly, Allah said, And as for the Qasitun (disbelievers who deviated from the right path), they shall be firewood for Hell. (72:15)

and,

Certainly you (disbelievers) and that which you are worshipping now besides Allah, are (but) fuel for Hell! (Surely) you enter it. Had these (idols) been alihah (gods), they would not have entered there (Hell), and all of them will abide therein. (21:98-99)

The stones mentioned here are the giant, rotten, black, sulfuric stones that become the hottest when heated, may Allah save us from this evil end.

It was also reported that the stones mentioned here are the idols and rivals that were worshipped instead of Allah, just as Allah said,

Certainly you (disbelievers) and that which you are worshipping now besides Allah, are (but) fuel for Hell! (21:28)

Allah's statement, (prepared for the disbelievers), It appears most obvious that it refers to the Fire that is fueled by men and stones, and it also may refer to the stones themselves. There is no contradiction between these two views, because they are dependent upon each other.

`Prepared' means, it is `kept' and will surely touch those who disbelieve in Allah and His Messenger.

Ibn Ishaq narrated that Muhammad said that Ikrimah or Sa`id bin Jubayr said that Ibn Abbas said, (prepared for the disbelievers), "For those who embrace the disbelief that you (disbelievers) have embraced.''

Jahannam (Hellfire) exists now

Many of the Imams of the Sunnah used this Ayah to prove that the Fire exists now. This is because Allah said, (prepared) meaning, prepared and kept.

There are many Hadiths on this subject. For instance, the Prophet said, Paradise and the Fire had an argument..

Also, the Prophet said,

The Fire sought the permission of her Lord. She said, 'O my Lord! Some parts of me consumed the other parts.'

And Allah allowed her two periods to exhale, one in winter and one in summer.

Also, there is a Hadith recorded from Ibn Mas`ud that the Companions heard the sound of a falling object. When they asked about it, the Messenger of Allah said, This is a stone that was thrown from the top of Jahannam seventy years ago, but only now reached its bottom.

This Hadith is in Sahih Muslim.

There are many Hadiths that are Mutawatir (narrated by many different chains of narrations) on this subject, such as the Hadiths about the eclipse prayer, the night of Isra etc.

Allah's statements, (Then produce a Surah of the like thereof) (2:23), and, (A Surah like it) (10:38), this includes the short and long Surahs of the Qur'an.

Therefore, the challenge to creation stands with regards to both the long and short Surahs, and there is no disagreement that I know of on this fact between the scholars of old and new.

Before he became Muslim, Amr bin Al-`As met Musaylimah the Liar who asked him, "What has recently been revealed to your fellow (meaning Muhammad) in Makkah?''

Amr said, "A short, yet eloquent Surah.''

He asked, "What is it?''

He said, By Al-`Asr (the time). Verily, man is in loss, (103:1-2)

Musaylimah thought for a while and said, "A similar Surah was also revealed to me.''

Amr asked, "What is it?''

He said, "O Wabr, O Wabr (i.e. a wild cat), you are but two ears and a chest, and the rest of you is unworthy and thin.''

Amr said, "By Allah! You know that I know that you are lying.''

[wackydrabbles]

Masterlist

Prompt #100: This is huge – we need to celebrate!

Prompt #99: How about once more – for good luck!

Prompt #98: I wish we could do this all the time.

Prompt #97: Did you read it?

Prompt #96: I can’t – I have a deadline.

Prompt #95: You really do this every week?

Prompt #94: I’m giving you one last chance.

Prompt #93: Was this what made her [him, them,you] happy?

Prompt #92: I don’t think that was meant to go there.

Prompt #91: I’m worried about you.

Prompt #90:  Need some lotion?

Prompt #89:  This isn’t what I had in mind, but okay.

Prompt #88:  I meant every word.

Prompt #87:  No offense, but I’m not interested.

Prompt #86:  Have you lost your mind?

Prompt #85:  Do you want me to leave?

Prompt #84:  Just keep moving.

Prompt #83:  That makes my [body part] tingle.

Prompt #82: I didn’t realize I needed your permission.

Prompt #81:  This is a lot harder than it looks.

Prompt #80: Stop looking at me like that.

Prompt #79: It made me think of you.

Prompt #78:  Are you bleeding?

Prompt #77:  I didn’t mean to worry you.

Prompt #76: You’ll feel better in the morning.

Prompt #75:  Come over here and make me.

Prompt #74:  What do you want me to say?

Prompt #73:  Why did you do it?

Prompt #72:  How long have you been like this?

Prompt #71:  Don't be stubborn. Try it.

Prompt #70:  Not everything is a joke.

Prompt #69:  I won’t forget this.

Prompt #68:  Hold still

Prompt #67:  I have the right to be worried

Prompt #66:  If you won’t do it, I will

Prompt #65: I’m like 75% sure

Prompt #64: I can’t believe you talked me into this

Prompt #63: I’m your [friend, spouse, partner, etc] of course I care.

Prompt #62:  Okay, wow, you just dumped a lot of information on my lap and gave me no time to process it.

Prompt #61:  Oh? Just once?

Prompt #60: I don’t need your judgement.

Prompt #59: I’d be nice if I were you.

Prompt #58: Where are you going? it's not safe out there!

Prompt #57:  There is no happy ending to this.

Prompt #56:  When you said yes, I really just had to go with it.

Prompt #55:  This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you've ever had. Of course I'm in.

Prompt #54: Don’t get up. I’ll do it.

Prompt #53:  It’s been a really long day.

Prompt #52:  Sure, alcohol solves most problems, but in this particular case, I don’t think it will help.

Prompt #51: I can’t believe you remembered.

Prompt #50: I don’t plan to stop.

Prompt #49: I dare you.

Prompt #48: Maybe it was confusing, but it wasn't like anyone really cared.

Prompt #47: Just lick it.

Prompt #46: Wait! We have to go back.

Prompt #45: I don’t hate you.

Prompt #44:  Why do you keep looking at me?

Prompt #43:  Is this a game to you?

Prompt #42 -  Let’s be honest with ourselves, we knew this was going to happen. 

Prompt #41 - Can you move?

Prompt #40 -  Don't you ever do that again.

Prompt #39 -  I opened my eyes and had no idea where I was.

Prompt #38 - Please don’t leave

Prompt #37 - How bad does it look?

Prompt #36 -  Aren't you going to read the instructions?

Prompt #35 -  We've gone through Plan A and Plan B, what's next?

Prompt #34 - Oh, don’t act like you don’t love the attention.  

Prompt #33 -  I think it’s time I teach you about respect!

Prompt #32 -  I've never lied to you.

 Prompt #31 - You should've told me earlier -- I could have helped you.

Prompt #30 - I’m not afraid to use this

Prompt #29 - How many [food item] did you eat today?

Prompt #28 - Well that’s tragic.

Prompt #27 -   So why did I have to punch that guy?

Prompt #26 -  I think I can figure it out.  Just lie down.

Prompt #25 - That won’t work.  Try again.

Prompt #24 - They needed to prepare for the next morning.

Prompt #23 -  Leave me out of it. I'm not going.

Prompt #22 -  It's no surprise that things have turned out this way.

Prompt #21 - I want them [him, her, you] to try.

Prompt #20 - Have you lost your mind?

Prompt #19 - Who hurt you?

Prompt #18 - What if I don’t see it?

Prompt #17 - There is a certain taste to it

Prompt #16 - Was I not supposed to?

Prompt #15 -  It could be worse.

Prompt #14 - Me? Scared? Never.

Prompt #13 - I didn’t know we were keeping track

Prompt #12 - You know that’s not what I meant

Prompt #11 -  Did you have fun?

Prompt #10 -  That wasn’t so hard now, was it?

Prompt #9 - Maybe you're too innocent.

Prompt #8 - Help me with this, would you?

Prompt #7 - So is this something you do regularly?

Prompt #6 -   You make no sense sometimes.

Prompt #5 - Shouldn’t we report this?  - How the heck would we report it?

Prompt #4 - We need to identify the source of the problem.

Prompt #3 -  I’ll be home in an hour

Prompt #2 - this is what I have to deal with every day

Prompt #1 - Do not open that box

[subbyhwa]

smut prompts

requests are open, writing for reader x kpop member or member x member (bxb)

1. “Don’t make me take you home and punish you.”

2. “I’ve never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly.”

3. “You’re not going out in that outfit.”

4. “Don’t give me that look.”

5. “You’re more than just a one night stand.”

6. “Would you just shut up and kiss me already?”

7. “You want me to give you your book/phone/item back? Make me.”

8. “Like what you see?”

9. “Try to stay quiet, understand?”

10. “We’re in public, you know.”

11. “I didn’t know you were so sensitive.”

12. “Dont be so rough. there cant be any marks.”

13. “I really don’t care. You still look hot and i’m trying not to kiss/fuck you senseless right now.”

14. “Are you sure? Once we start, i might not be able to stop.”

15. “No, i’m supposed to be making you feel good.”

16. “Make me.”

17. “Stop teasing me so much..”

18. “You’re in trouble now.”

19. “Take off your clothes.”

20. “I’m waiting.”

21. “First one to make a noise loses.”

22. “Mine.”

23. “We cant do that here!”

24. “Behave.”

25. “What did you just say?”

26. “Come here.”

27. “Watch me.”

28. “I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.”

29. “If you cant sleep…then how about we have sex?”

30. “Put that thing away!”

31. “Don’t kink shame me.”

32. “If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god.”

33. “I’m going to put on some clothes before you say anything else.”

34. “Tell me what you want.”

35. “Bite me.”

36. “If you insist.”

37. “Could he make you feel as good as i do?”

38. “You’re n-not ,um, w-wearing anything under that, are you..?”

39. “Are you trying to turn me on or are you really just that oblivious?”

40. “You taste like fucking candy.”

41. “The only way you’re getting off is on my thigh.”

42. “You make a sound and its game over.”

43. “Just let me finish this/this level and i swear ill go down on you until you cum at least three times.”

44. “If i have to stop what i’m doing, you wont be able to walk for the next week.”

45. “I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice.”

46. “I haven’t even touched you and you’re already this wet.”

47. “Were you just masturbating?”

48. “U-uh..no, i was just..”

49. “Want some help?”

50. “Shut up.”

51. “Why don’t you come over here and make me.”

52. “You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad.”

53. “We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”

54. “C’mere, you can sit on my lap until i’m done working.”

55. “What? Does that feel good?”

56. “I’m not jealous! its just…you’re mine!”

57. “If we get caught i’m blaming you.”

58. “We have to be quiet.”

59. “Tell me again.”

60. “You have no idea how much i want you.”

61. “Say it.”

62. “If you don’t like my teasing, then why are you moaning?”

63. “Wow, i didn’t realize you were that…flexible.”

64. “I’m gonna fuck you so hard that you forget you ever even met that asshole.”

65. “You better shut that pretty little mouth before i put it to work, doll.”

66. “I think thats the first time i’ve heard you moan…it was like a fucking melody.”

67. “I really want to kiss you right now.”

68. “Then do it.”

69. “You’re not taking me to bed. ever.”

70. “Who said it had to be on the bed?”

71. “She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but i bet behind closed doors she’s latex and whips.”

72. “Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. thats cute.”

73. “For the love of fuck.”

74. “Yep, thats me. I love to fuck.”

75. “How do i look?”

76. “Would you reconsider if i was sober?”

77. “I’m sure i can get some kind of sexual gratification just from staring at him if i try hard enough.”

78. “Don’t fucking touch what is not yours.”

79. “You don’t need to cover up the bruises/hickeys.”

80. “I’m not sure if its a sexual thing or not.”

81. “We’re…..just friends.”

82. “Friends don’t do this kind of shit!”

83. “How quickly can you cum?”

84. “There’s people here.”

85. “I don’t care what you do just fuck me.”

86. “I’m up for it if you are.”

87. “Don’t ruin the sofa.”

88. “Ill just have to cum inside you then.”

89. “Stop dancing like that or i’m going to cum in my pants.”

90. “I’m not going to touch you unless you beg.”

91. “You cant tease me like that and expect not to be punished.”

92. “I’m gonna strangle you.”

93. “Is that a promise?”

94. “You look a bit tied up, want me to come back later?”

95. “Stop distracting me.”

96. “Were you touching yourself?”

97. “I know they’re just stuffed animals but doesn’t it feel weird? its like they’re watching us.”

98. “That’s probably the fastest i’ve ever done that.”

99. “Please, remind me again why we’re having sex behind a tree?”

100. “I know for a fact that you can be a hell of a lot louder than that.”

101. “We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!”

102. “Did you just look me up and down and then bite your lip? ‘Cause if you did we’re having sex. Right now.”

103. “Your ass is going to be seven different shades of red after that little stunt.”

104. “God damnit, now all i can think about right now is you licking my cock like its that ice cream cone.”

105. “If i have to pull over, you wont be able to walk for the next week.”

106. “Do you think they can hear us through the tent?”

[sarareynolds]

Random

1. What’s one animal you wish you could have as a pet but can’t?

Ocelot. 

Lol no… but it probably would be a big cat of some sort. Snow leopard maybe. I've always loved those

2. Favorite thing to wear to sleep?

A tank top and underwear. Pretty much the standard for me.

3. What song really gets you going?

I Wanna Dance With Somebody - Whitney Houston

4. Where do you usually eat your meals?

I'd say at home but lately my boyfriend's place is winning for that currently.  

5. Favorite meal: breakfast, lunch, or dinner?

Breakfast. I'm hardcore into brunch options and brinner.... I also tend to have cereal as a snack and a weakness for donuts, so yeah, breakfast wins

6. Most embarrassing habit?

Oh, I don't know… I'm not embarrassed by a lot. Self conscious, yes, but not embarrassed.

7. Chocolate or fruity candy?

I choose chocolate covered gummy bears. Take that. :p

8. Soft or hard tacos?

Soft, and corn on top of that. Unless it's Taco Bell, then always crunchy.

9. Worst way to break up a fight?

Try to get in the thick of it? I really don't know, this is a talent I've never really had.

10. Best thing to say in an elevator of strangers?

I don't really talk to people in elevators. :/

11. What color/design are your bedsheets?

Currently they're a baby blue color and I have a quilt that's mostly white with a splash of rainbow triangle starbursts that I made when I was like fifteen to see if I could.

12. Any hidden talents?

I can clover my tongue. I don't think I have any other

13. Favorite thing to drink out of (mug, glass, etc.)?

A glass.

14. Socks or bare feet around the house?

Bare feet.

15. Favorite board game?

Stop Thief. It's awesome and retro and I bet you've never even heard of it.

16. Do you sleep with the fan on or off?

Off which can be problematic in summer. I can sleep with it on if it's unbearable I just prefer not to.

17. Heat on or keep it cold with lots of layers?

Heat on. I'm really not a fan of the cold but I don't like endless layering either.

18. Do you sing in the shower?

Um, yes. #unashamed

19. Favorite song to belt out at the top of your lungs when you’re alone?

I honestly don't need to be alone to belt out a song like that. I also don't have a go to. Usually it's whatever record I put on. Lately it's been jams off of Alanis Morrisette's Jagged Little Pill. In a 90’s mood.

20. Last thing you cried about?

See this is unfair because I feel like it keeps coming up and it's not even a thing anymore, but the last thing I cried over was my boyfriend ghosting me for a week. We talked. We're good.

21. At what age did you first have alcohol?

13? I think. I don't know, somewhere around there.

22. Relationship status?

In a relationship.

23. What’s the most amount of money you’ve spent on a single item of clothing?

400-ish. I've spent more on clothing than I usually would as of late. Kind of a requirement for my job.

24. What do you typically wear to formal events?

Cocktail dress.

25. Favorite memory?

It’s not really a specific memory but Sundays growing up. My dad would play his old records and make cinnamon rolls.Well, put cinnamon rolls in a tray and bake them but still... It was our thing and it was nice while it lasted. 

26. Gum or breath mints?

Breath mints

27. Favorite shoes?

I have a pair of black Adidas I wear all the damn time.

28. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

I care what people think. I wish I didn't but I constantly worry about how people interpret me. It annoys me that I can be sure of myself and yet care that people may judge me for the choices I make in spite being sure. Ugh, Contradictions.

29. What is the natural state of your hair?

Merida lol 

30. Have you ever had braces?

Nope

31. Most dangerous thing you’ve ever done?

I used to sneak out. At the time it didn’t seem dangerous but looking back yeah, that was fucking dumb. 

32. Most embarrassing thing your parents have caught you doing?

I can't remember them catching me doing anything….I’ve always sort of flown under the radar with them.

33. Last time you had an orgasm?

I know you want the overshare....

34. Celebrity crush(es)?

Nikolas Black. ;)

35. Windows or Mac?

Windows. At least if it breaks you can cobble it back together, I can't say the same for a Mac.

36. How old were you when you learned to ride a bike?

7?

37. Makeup or natural?

Makeup. I don't really feel comfortable with a bare face.

38. What color do you wear the most?

Yellow. I like colors but yeah, I think that wins.

39. Favorite season?

Summer. Hands down I live for summer.

40. Umbrella or rain coat?

No. No to both. All you need is a decent hoodie and maybe a leather jacket. A treated leather jacket. Don’t be an animal.

41. Have you ever fallen out of a tree?

Yes. Again, if you say you haven't it's probably false. Or you had a hellofa helicopter parent at your side.

42. First car you ever owned?

None. I have never owned a car. No reason to.

43. What time do you usually go to bed?

Depends on the night. I don't think I have a usual bedtime. I go to sleep when I'm tired. Some nights that's 11 others it's like 2 am and rarely it's like 8.

44. Are you a competitive person?

Yes. Very. I like winning. 

(yes, I realize the gif is inaccurate to reality but I’m about that competitive when I get going)

45. Least favorite color?

Brown. 

46. First pet you’ve ever owned?

I have never had a pet of my own.

47. Sweet or salty?

Sweet but again I see not why I can't have both. Chocolate covered potato chips are good.

48. Favorite pasta dish?

Shrimp scampi in linguini. Yum.

49. Favorite kind of chips?

Sour cream and onion

50. What are some of your hobbies?

I paint. I'm a bit of an audiophile... I think that’s about it actually. 

51. Caffeine? If so, what kind?

Yes. Coffee and teas. I'm not big on the whole energy drink thing.

52. Favorite kind of pizza?

Pineapple with bacon. Yeah, I'm sorry to those of you I have offended. Pineapple is great on pizza.

53. Fast food or sit-down restaurant?

Sit down but fast food has its place. I'm not going to knock it.

54. Lots of acquaintances or a handful of close friends?

Handful of close friends. Hands down one good friend is better than a handful of fake ones.

55. Something that ruins your appetite?

Um… not much. Honestly being sick is about it.

56. Favorite labels about you?

I try really hard not to pay attention to labels. I know blah so cliche but seriously, I tend to focus on the negative ones so it’s better for me to just not go down this road at all.

57. Are you a religious person?

I can't say that I am, no. I believe things happen for a reason but as for a higher power being in control of that…. Not so much no.

58. Night out with a bunch of friends in public or night in with one friend having deep conversations?

Lately it's been the latter but I enjoy a night out with a group of people as well. I have zero alliances with this one, both are enjoyable for their separate reasons.

59. What size shoe do you wear?

8. I'm average af.

60. Favorite thing about yourself?

I don't really take shit from most people. I think that's mostly a good thing. Mostly.

61. Have you ever told someone you loved them first?

I have not.

62. Have you ever had sex on the first date?

Ha… try sex without a date, but, yes, I have done that too.

63. Heroes or villains?

I’m borderline neutral on this but maybe tend to teeter more toward villain overall

64. Favorite fruit?

Pomegranates

65. Least favorite fruit?

Oranges, actually, not a fan. I know, weird.

66. Favorite vegetable?

Carrots

67. Least favorite vegetable?

Peas

68. How many plates can you eat at a buffet?

I probably average three. One round, second round for seconds or missed maybe items, if I have room that and then dessert.

69. Favorite dessert?

I like mushy desserts. Mousse, ice cream, cheesecake, pie… I have a sweet tooth but favorite is probably tiramisu.

70. Do you play any sports?

I don't know if it's a sport but I like flying. For no-maj things I’d probably go track and field. 

71. Age you learned how to swim?

3? Does anyone actually know the number for these sorts of things. I was very young.

72. Tell a funny story.

My littlest sister was going up the stairs and I heard a thud. I yelled, “You ok?” and she responded, “Yeah, uhh, I just a little clumsy, uhh... I fell on da stairs.” 

73. What’s one interesting thing about your culture?

Um... I’ll get back to you on this one.

74. What’s one annoying thing about your culture?

Everyone’s got their head up their ass. 

75. What job would you be terrible at?

Waitressing... lol 

76. Would you rather watch a TV show or a movie?

TV Show. There are very few movies I get super jazzed for. I think 90% of them are Marvel.

77. What’s your favorite compliment to give?

I’m really awkward about compliments actually.

78. What’s your favorite compliment to receive?

Yup, still awkward.

79. Has your opinion changed on something recently?

Not recently no, but I am open to other people’s opinions and hearing the other side of something. I may not always show this truth, but you can’t grow if you don’t try and hear someone else’s perspectives on things. 

80. Do you always order the same thing at a restaurant or order something different each time?

Depends on the restaurant. I try to order new things but there are places I definitely have a regular order, especially if I don't go to that place often.

81. What’s something you’ve always wanted to try but haven’t yet?

So many things. I have a nearly endless bucket list in my head of things I want to do. Shark diving is the most recent one to make the list.

82. If you could learn to do anything right now, what would it be?

Pottery. Specifically on a potters wheel. It seems like it’d be a fun challenge.

83. Favorite physical feature about yourself?

My hair.

84. Least favorite physical feature about yourself?

My hands

85. What’s one amazing thing you did that nobody was around to see?

I caught a thrown pen perfectly upright once in class. Snagged it out of the air like nothing and nobody saw it happen. The only time I had mad skills like that. 

86. If you could change your height, would you?

No. I'm good with 5'6"

87. What’s something you would rate 10/10?

Ooh, um... pfft. I dunno. 

88. Heels or flats?

Flats. I love fashion but I also enjoy comfort. Though, heels definitely have a place.

89. What’s something you wish you had more knowledge about?

Art. I have a very basic knowledge. I’ve mostly figured shit out on my own when it comes to painting but I do appreciate what others create and would love to know more.  

90. Would you want to know when you'll die?

No, I don’t think I would. I feel like that would taint things knowing when it would all stop.

91. Would you want to be famous?

I'm thinking by proxy is enough for me, honestly.

92. What’s something you would get arrested for?

Protecting someone I care about.

93. What’s your spirit animal?

That’s basically a patronus right? So: hippogriff

94. What’s the luckiest thing that’s ever happened to you?

Nik, he'd disagree but he's wrong.

95. Are you the type to have an organized mess, or no mess at all?

Organized mess. My whole life is compiled of organized messes.

96. Do you tend to make decisions based on the past, present, or future?

Present. I don't often think very far into the future because it's impossible to predict and dwelling on the past can lead to forgetting to live at all. Now is the most important moment you have.

97. Are you a planner or a more spontaneous person?

Spontaneous, if my previous answer shows anything it's that.

98. Thoughts on the oxford comma?

Valid option. I am a cautionary user of the Oxford comma. No accidentally eating grandmother's here. Lol

99. What do you hope never changes?

I don't think I would ever hope for something not to change. I want to keep the people I care about but I wouldn't wish for my relationships to grow stagnant by refusing change.

100. How would you celebrate your 100th birthday?

Fucking party!!! Giant cake, loud music. All my people with me. A rager like I'm young and vibrant because dammit celebrating life is important, especially if you're getting that close to death.

[alexteltevskiy]

Why I take photos

Hey everyone, how’s it going?

I’m back. Been taking a break from social media this past year. Recently moved to SoCal from Chicago and was busy settling in. Also, I took this time to step back and look at where I’ve been and where I want to go with my photography, as well as how I present it online.

I’ve got a lot of fun new content planned and will slowly start rolling it out. Meanwhile, to make up for my lack of updates, this post is chock-full of awesome photos and interesting thoughts on photography. Climb aboard and enjoy the ride!

Throughout this past year I continued taking photos, but I left social media entirely, feeling that it was becoming a bit too much. Too much of a time investment and mental drain, researching & following, using all those silly hash tags… Too much attention being eaten up by a constant bombardment with a never-ending flow of imagery. Too much bots, too much spam & too much noise. Too much “for the likes”. Too much stuff I couldn’t care to care about anymore. Instant gratification and desensitization were the new norm. Even the quality stuff didn’t matter anymore. I knew it was time to jump ship.

But I did miss the things that were actually good about it. There weren’t that many, but still… I knew that it was only a matter of time before I plugged back in again. And… here I am. Meanwhile, my sabbatical allowed me the luxury to think about my photography from the ground up, and think I did. In this post I’d like to share with you some of the fruits of all that thinking: I’d like to share with you the 10 reasons why I take photos.

1. Exploration & adventure

Photography allows me to explore new, unfamiliar places, as well as see the old and familiar places in new light, over and over again. Back in the olden days I used to call it a “Passport to adventure” (pardon the cheese). And I still feel that way.

Nothing else gets me out the door as quickly as a camera and a fresh new roll of film, and not much enriches a life more than travel.

2. Meeting people

Meeting new people is always fun. It’s a life-enriching experience and helps one feel connected to the greater world. It’s not always easy to connect with strangers on the street, but a camera usually helps break the ice in more ways than one.

Since many of my interests lie in old mechanical objects, having a vintage camera with me actually sparks a lot of conversations to happen entirely by themselves. And at the end of the day, 9 out of 10 people actually feel honored to be able to tell their story and have their picture taken.

3. Family and friends

I don’t need 691 snapshots of what we ate for breakfast every year. I need just a few quality photos that are engineered to stand the test of time and will always bring back the fondest of memories spent with my family and friends.

Quality photography, where I put in the time and effort to make each shot count (ahem, film, not pointing fingers, ahem). It’s rewarding and it makes my relationships feel that much more special (sorry for the sentimental cheese).

4. Recording milestones

Speaking of family and friends, the moments that we cherish most are the ones that deserve their own dedicated photo shoot. Being a photographer transcends into being a historian and keeper of family history and even tradition.

“Production values” are high, trips are planned, adventures are had and lasting memories are made. Photos serve as testament to us and the big advancements in our lives - a big move, getting married, having children…

5. Fueling curiosity

To be curious is to be human. It’s what defines us as a race that’s able to advance and grow. There would be no fire, no wheel, no semiconductor and no landing on the moon and (gasp) no Instagram.

Taking photos for me is a continuation of that fine tradition of discovery. I see, I like, I take a photo. I obsess over the photo and object that lies herein. I learn more about it, wiki-ing about the design decisions on that olive green ’67 Cutlass or the impact of that historic Main St. movie theater on the town or how surfboards are shaped. Or why the moon is sometimes red. Or why Dingbats have such a funny name.

Photography helps me learn more about my world. Always a nice thing.

6. Imagination exercise

Every once in a while I’d take a photo and it would entertain my mind in many not-so-obvious ways. Could happen with a picture perfect landscape or a failed Holga long exposure. It would mysteriously linger in memory for a while, prompting repeat viewing. Often times the effect would be immediately after seeing the photo, other times it would surface years after the fact.

I would be drawn to the photo, get lost in it, imagine myself in it. All sorts of metaphorical thought would crawl into the picture, all sorts of things would form in the shadows and bubble up. Sometimes nostalgia would paint the skies a dull yellow and I’d feel warmth in my toes that I haven’t felt since 17. Sometimes at night, the skyline of Port of LA turns into Port Town from F-Zero and at midday, the sand dunes on the beach turn into a romanticized version of early 20th-century Arabia.

Humans are visual creatures, and photos have the power to play all sorts of tricks on the interplay between imagination, memory and all the 5 senses. Photos help me tie my mindscape together.

7. Giving back

It’s only natural to want to share with the world something that you truly, honestly love!

Photography is a craft that has lots to do with understanding fundamentals, repetition and learning from your mistakes. It also has lots to do with many other things that are not so immediately obvious due to the exceedingly esoteric nature of what makes or breaks a good photo. Not to mention that there’s a very complicated technical side to photography as well, film or digital...

The answers to all of these come with time and experience, and as always, with a little help from our friends. As such, it’s always a humbling and enjoyable experience when I can offer my friends a little help of my own, based on my personal experience and observations.

8. Experimentation and happenstance

Photography has always been about experimenting - seeing what works and what doesn’t. Every time I try something new I am faced with fresh and, dare I say, invigorating challenges.

Sometimes I learn something cool that I’d like to continue doing (redscale or Pen-o-ramas). Other times I find a format that completely changes the kinds of shots I’d do for long stretches of time (half frame or a 6x9). Or I would find a camera so unpredictable that I wouldn’t know how the shot will turn out at all (pinholes, Holgas, solarcams, old soviet cameras, etc).

In the world of film photography, there is absolutely no shortage of film, formats, cameras and techniques to try out. We have, after all, more than a hundred years of photographic legacy to fall back on and tinker with. It keeps things interesting and the perspective - fresh.

9. Getting lost in the moment

This is a big one, especially with film photography. A craft so diverse and expansive that condenses down to a singular moment when the shutter goes off. There’s so much to love, so many details to enjoy.

Starting with the obvious - not having to chimp or preview the photos and being limited by a scarce, diminishing resource (film) allows more time to bask in the surroundings and bond with the moment rather than just keep popping off the camera like a machine gun. Waiting for the moment (or setting up the shot), anticipating the scene, watching it all come together. It’s meditation.

The gear, so varied and spanning such a breadth of generations, each with its own intricacies, procedures and character. The mechanical, tangible nature of control manipulations. It’s all very tactile and ASMR-ish. Come on, all you Leica fans out there - tell me you don’t go through an elation every time that cloth goes sssssshwick, haha )

10. Feeling the passing of time

Photos are like a quality wine - they get better with age (I actually don’t know if that’s true, but that’s how the saying goes). A lot of photos we admire today were received completely different when they were first presented to the world. We look back at the photos from the 60’s, 70’s and go through a portal to that time. How people lived their lives, where they lived, what they drove, how they had fun. It’s all put through the context of history. Same goes for movies, music - any cultural item.

It’s important to understand that your photos, if you choose to keep them around for that long, will be viewed many decades down the line and will offer a glimpse into those times. Viewers from the future will look at the cars and marvel at how people got around in these dead-dinosaur-powered vehicles, or how everyone on the street was stuck staring down at tiny glass screens, or even the fact that the very photo they’re looking at is static, isn’t an immersive 3D experience and has limited resolution.

Things get especially interesting when the photographer himself is the subject of the photos...

11. Cars

Wait, didn’t I say it was 10 reasons? Well, there’s always room for cars! Awesome, timeless automotive examples, each with its own personality and style. As they say, there’s always room for cars...

Conclusion

Sorry if that was too wordy! A lot of reasons, huh? And everybody will have their own… That’s the beauty of this thing called photography - everyone makes it their own. Hopefully this post presented you with some interesting food for thought, or maybe inspiration for your next photo project. Thanks for reading, everyone.

Stay awesome!

[washedupfae]

The Prompt List

Blogging this again, because I keep losing track of it. Someday I will make more, but for now.. here you go! Remember, if it is a NSFW prompt or request, it will end up on my main blog, but will also eventually make it to my link in A03

Prompt List Just throwing together some ideas, you guys send in such wonderful asks, I want this to be available for you, use these prompts solo or built on to your requests as you please ^_^ also feel free to share and use the prompts! Also.. just typing whatever the hell pops in my mind, you might notice some of these lines from other places!

1. Where do they find these people?!...Wait.. I'm these people..

2. Ok, if I let you go, you promise not to scream again?

3. He/she/they was always such a good boy/girl.whatever..I wonder what happened.

4. Dude.. Check out the sun..

5. The gerbil ran into Joanna?

6..I don't think that is how that is suppose to work.

7. Hobby Lobby does not carry that!...Welp I was wrong.

8. Exactly how did you get stuck in there?

9. How did you get THAT stuck in THERE!?

10. Know what, I do not even want to know.

11. So let me make sure I understand.. you did ---- and somehow walked away from that?

12. Was this store here yesterday? Am I nuts? Yeah.. I'm nuts.

13. I might actually be insane.

14. Does ANYONE hear that?! Anyone at all?!

15. I am not touching that.

16. I am not cleaning that.

17. I am not feeding that.

18.... You feed it what?!

19. How do you... how did it.. WHY?

20. I am telling you the truth! I woke up this way!

21. Yes yes, birds are singing, blah blah blah.. can we do this already?

22. Look, I know you think you know who I am.. but you're wrong.

23. I swear, he/she/they were like that when I walked in here!

24. I WOULD NEVER KICK A PUPPY!

25. What sort of welcome greeting gesture is this? Am I doing it right?

26. So.. if I turn it this way.. and I push that there.. Success?

27. This muffin taste.. strange..

28. Um.. I walked in a club, and now I am standing in a library.. can someone explain that please?

29. I do not care how many balloons you can fit in there!

30. If you pop your gum one more time.. so help me..

31. THAT'S IT!

32. What can I say except, we're dead soon. 

33. *long suffering sigh* Yes yes, you put the lime in the coconut and then the big bang, MOVING ON!

34. My character is wearing a vest, made of space shark skin?

35. ..How did that happen? 

36. You rolled a 1, dude.

37. Nat 20 Bitch!

38. I believe in fairies!

39. Eggplants fly over the... moon?

40.  You should probably deal with that.

41. Um.. why is your brother covered in jelly? What? Jam?..THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!

42. Ok, just run with me on this, the plan is better then it sounds!

43. Where is the ka-boom? There was suppose to be an earth shattering ka-boom!

44. Left foot green.. Oh sorry, that was your face wasn't it?

45....This is seriously not what it looks like.

46. This is exactly what it looks like.

47. I'm all out of ideas, how about the truth?

48. They said I couldn't handle the truth.. and they were right.

49. What.. is this? Why would he.. who writes this kind of stuff?!..wait.. you wrote this?

50. I thought angels/devils were suppose to be good/evil.

51. Can someone please tell me why I am sitting in frosting?

52. Do you need some help with that?  (other person) NO!  Go away!

53. Where did all the whip cream go... fuck it, I do not want to know.

54. Look, I get it, you are in love.. but can you not, just not leave a chocolate syrup outline in the living room? That is never coming out!.. Wait you did what in my room? OUT!

55. Why is the baby on the roof?

56. Where did the cat go?

57. Please tell me that is berry juice all over your face..

58. 'Name' Call a priest!

59. Ok, so you get room 223. You get room 341.. and I get.. Ok someone is screwing with me here. There is no floor 13!

60. Is.. is it suppose to be so quiet in here?

61. So like I was saying.. wait, where did you go? Hello?

62. HOLY HELL.. Ok no! You do not do that! You do not jump out and scare me! Turn around, go home, and think about what you just did!

63. So that knife is suppose to scare me, right?

64. Ok officer it's like this.. it was self defense.. of course I had to eat him!

65. Tastes like chicken.

66. Tastes like people.

67. Is my pizza suppose to be watching me?

68. Where did that old grandfather clock come from?

69. I do not care if you inherited a store of knick-knacks.. everything in here is cursed!

70. ...Tell me you did not just do that..Tell me!

71. So the thing is.. I sorta.. lost your husband/wife/son/daughter/whatever.

72. So.. good coffee.. hey, did you know that your dog is a werewolf? You should kinda.. put that on the job application...

73. Your kid bit me.. and I feel.. strange.. I think I will take the night off.

74. *HURK*.. oh gawd.. the rainbows..

75. You maybe loving it, but I'm hating it.

76. So did you intend to merry a corpse?

77. Just how many times can you be buried alive and escape?

78. Wait, how are you even alive?

79. I just wanted an icee! *breaks down sobbing* All I wanted was frozen goodness!

80. Leave the house they say. Talk to people they say. It'll be fun..

81. If I have told you once.. I have told you a thousand times..

82...That is most certainly not how you make popcorn.

83. Chili is not suppose to scream.. at all.

84. I swear if you sing that song one more time..

85. What do you mean this isn't ice cream?

86. Yeah I dropped off the gift.. wait.. then what was in that box.. oh shit..

87. The kid days they were trying to draw a happy face.. this is a summoning circle..

88. So how long have you been keeping a demon in your bedroom?

89. NO I WILL NOT JOIN YOU!

90. Ok this is how a cult starts, do you want to join a cult, cause that is what is going to happen!

91... I still do not understand how they talked us into this.

92. What do you mean you woke up married?!

93. Ok so.. I maybe in trouble.. I switched my bro's -item- with -item-

94. What smells so delicious? Oh wait.. is that.. you?

95. So let's see, Italian on Monday, Chinese on Tuesday.. Todd on Wednesday?

96. Helen may be a bitch, but she makes some mean brownies. What? Nope, haven't seen her in a week.

97. So the neighbor says they saw you howling at the moon.. care to explain?

98. That sweet old lady is not a vampire!

99. A hand just crawled out from under my bed.. why did a hand crawl out from under my bed?

100. That's it, we're moving!

[heathen-whore]

Smut Prompt

I just reachd 700 followers and I hope you enjoyed the shitshow because the best is about to come. You know how this works, you send me the prompts I give you the fic. Let’s do this. 

Also I would like to thank @justforshitsandcackles for allowing me to use their list.

RULES

Send me maximum 3 prompts 

Choose a character: Alex Hogh Andersen, Ivar the Boneless, Marco Ilso, Hvitserk, Jordan Patrick Smith, Ubbe 

Be patient 

1.      “Don’t make me take you home and punish you.”

2.      “I’ve never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly.”

3.      “You’re not going out in that outfit.”

4.      “Don’t give me that look.”

5.      “You’re more than just a one night stand.”

6.      “Would you just shut up and kiss me already?”

7.      “You want me to give you your book/phone/item back? Make me.”

8.      “Like what you see?”

9.      “Try to stay quiet, understand?”

10.   “We’re in public, you know.”

11.   “I didn’t know you were so sensitive.”

12.   “Dont be so rough. there cant be any marks.”

13.   “I really don’t care. You still look hot and i’m trying not to kiss/fuck you senseless right now.”

14.   “Are you sure? Once we start, i might not be able to stop.”

15.   “No, i’m supposed to be making you feel good.”

16.   “Make me.”

17.   “Stop teasing me so much..”

18.   “You’re in trouble now.”

19.   “Take off your clothes.”

20.   “I’m waiting.”

21.   “First one to make a noise loses.”

22.   “Mine.”

23.   “We cant do that here!”

24.   “Behave.”

25.   “What did you just say?”

26.   “Come here.”

27.   “Watch me.”

28.   “I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.”

29.   “If you cant sleep…then how about we have sex?”

30.   “Put that thing away!”

31.   “Don’t kink shame me.”

32.   “If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god.”

33.   “I’m going to put on some clothes before you say anything else.”

34.   “Tell me what you want.”

35.   “Bite me.”

36.   “Could he make you feel as good as i do?”

37.   “You’re n-not ,um, w-wearing anything under that, are you..?”

38.   “Are you trying to turn me on or are you really just that oblivious?”

39.   “You taste like fucking candy.”

40.   “The only way you’re getting off is on my thigh.”

41.   “You make a sound and its game over.”

42.   “Just let me finish this/this level and i swear ill go down on you until you cum at least three times.”

43.   “If i have to stop what i’m doing, you wont be able to walk for the next week.”

44.   “I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice.”

45.   “I haven’t even touched you and you’re already this wet.”

46.   “Were you just masturbating?”

47.   “Want some help?”

48.   “Shut up.”

49.   “Why don’t you come over here and make me.”

50.   “You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad.”

51.   “We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”

52.   “C’mere, you can sit on my lap until i’m done working.”

53.   “What? Does that feel good?”

54.   “I’m not jealous! its just…you’re mine!”

55.   “If we get caught i’m blaming you.”

56.   “We have to be quiet.”

57.   “Tell me again.”

58.   “You have no idea how much i want you.”

59.   “Say it.”

60.   “If you don’t like my teasing, then why are you moaning?”

61.   “Wow, i didn’t realize you were that…flexible.”

62.   “I’m gonna fuck you so hard that you forget you ever even met that asshole.”

63.   “You better shut that pretty little mouth before i put it to work, doll.”

64.   “I think thats the first time i’ve heard you moan…it was like a fucking melody.”

65.   “I really want to kiss you right now.”

66.   “Then do it.”

67.   “You’re not taking me to bed. ever.”

68.   “Who said it had to be on the bed?”

69.   “She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but i bet behind closed doors she’s latex and whips.”

70.   “Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. thats cute.”

71.   “For the love of fuck.”

72.   “Yep, thats me. I love to fuck.”

73.   “How do i look?”

74.   “Would you reconsider if i was sober?”

75.   “I’m sure i can get some kind of sexual gratification just from staring at him if i try hard enough.”

76.   “Don’t fucking touch what is not yours.”

77.   “You don’t need to cover up the bruises/hickeys.”

78.   “I’m not sure if its a sexual thing or not.”

79.   “We’re…..just friends.”

80.   “Friends don’t do this kind of shit!”

81.   “How quickly can you cum?”

82.   “There’s people here.”

83.   “I know.”

84.   “I don’t care what you do just fuck me.”

85.   “Fuck you.”

86.   “I’m up for it if you are.”

87.   “Don’t ruin the sofa.”

88.   “Ill just have to cum inside you then.”

89.   “Stop dancing like that or i’m going to cum in my pants.”

90.   “I’m not going to touch you unless you beg.”

91.   “You cant tease me like that and expect not to be punished.”

92.   “I’m gonna strangle you.”

93.   “Is that a promise?”

94.   “You look a bit tied up, want me to come back later?”

95.   “Stop distracting me.”

96.   “Were you touching yourself?”

97.   “I know they’re just stuffed animals but doesn’t it feel weird? its like they’re watching us.”

98.   “That’s probably the fastest i’ve ever done that.”

99.   “Please, remind me again why we’re having sex behind a tree?”

100.          “I know for a fact that you can be a hell of a lot louder than that.”

101.          “We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!”

102.          “It was so worth the injury though!”

103.          “Saddle up doll.”

104.          “Did you just look me up and down and then bite your lip? ‘Cause if you did we’re having sex. Right now.”

105.          “Your ass is going to be seven different shades of red after that little stunt.”

106.          “God damnit, now all i can think about right now is you licking my cock like its that ice cream cone.”

107.          “If i have to pull over, you wont be able to walk for the next week.”

108.          “Do you think they can hear us through the tent?”

109.          “Yes we can.”

110.          “What are you doing in my bed?!”

[inspiringwhilerespiring]

Yall know i love this survey shit<3

1. List 5 things you want to do before the year ends.

-finish 5 books

-lose 20 lbs

-produce more art

-travel out of the state & country

-heal my heart and love myself a lil more

2. What color are your pants?

not wearing any

3. Favorite motivational quote.

damn, there’s A L O T. prob something simple and to the point. I like “proud, but never satisfied” and “the distance between your dreams and reality is called action”

4. When was the last time you drank coffee?

yesterday; got a new french press for christmas<3

5. What was the last thing you ate?

lmao the weirdest shit. hot cheetos, some hummus, and a bar

6. Favorite animal.

soo many; always been fascinated by sharks. Elephants are up there too.

7. Favorite song.

currently anything Kid Cudi - he soothes my soul

8. Last movie you watched?

National Lampoon family vacation I think?

9. Any turn ons?

of course; im one of those gay people who gets turned on by having an emotional connection first and foremost; but if were strictly talking physical shit - any neck action is sexy af. or just taking breaks to make eye contact.

10. Any turn offs?

bad breath lol and just being a dick in general or inconsiderate

11. List 4 big words off of the top of your head.

cognizant; superfluous; compelling; anguished

12. What are some meaningful movies?

First ones that come to my mind that left an impact or a meaningful message are Shawshank Redemption, Avatar, Wall-E (lol), Forest Gump

13. 2 most important people in your life right now?

Myself honestly 

14. What are 3 things you want to do before the month ends?

Find a desk, order a blender, and form a morning routine

15. When was the last time you read a good book?

Currently reading Michelle Obama’s -Becoming; before that I read the Alchemist and it was good

16. How long do you study for usually, if you study?

I don’t

17. Do you have any nicknames?

Pollo, Hayls

18. Favorite kind of perfume? (fruity, alluring, etc.)

Viva la Juicy, but honestly all of them - been sticking to essential oils or all natural shit lately - anything with Amber is good.

19. Do you have any international friends / friends who live out of state?

yes<3

20. What is something unique that you do every single day?

lol shower? I dont really do anything special i dont think?

21. If there was a movie based on your life, what would it be called?

“Becoming” lol because I feel like I am always growing and changing and adapting and learning and ill never just be one thing

22. When was the last time you bought a gift for someone?

Recently - christmas time

23. Are you a shopaholic?

no - but i just got an amazon prime account and thats game changer fa real

24. What are some songs that always make you feel better?

Love - Kid Cudi, 

25. List 3 activities that you can only enjoy by yourself.

Sitting in the tub (otherwise that shit is too crowded lmao)

Reading a good book

Masturbating prob?

26. If you could live in any biome (and survive) which biome would you live in?

Tropical island

27. How do you like being roused in the morning?

cuddles and soft music (prob reggae) and if i aint got shit to do a bluntttt fam

28. How was your day? What did you do?

it was ok - fighting some inner demons lately and feeling really low :/ but i got a little bit done so im giving myself a break

29. What did your last text message say?

“bye”

30. Do you respond to texts quickly?

depends on who it is lol

31. Who was the last person you called?

my mom

32. List 5 things that are on your wish list.

i wanna learn another language

I wish to be able to see more things change for the better in our world

i wish to skydive

i wish to live in another country for a while

and i wish to love myself

33. If you were famous, what do you think you would be famous for?

maybe being a host of a talk show lol

34. Winter or summer?

both

35. What is a quality that all people should have?

empathy

36. If you could have a large collection of one item, what would that item be?

my inner white girl and materialistic ass says shoes - but idk i think it would also be cool to have a collection of books or photographs - ya know that sentimental shit i be on

37. What have you been thinking about lately?

wow so much - a lot of reflecting honestly about who i have been and how i’ve treated others and how i am trying to change myself - so ironically enough, i’ve also been thinking about the future and trying to focus on who i want to be and where i want to be

38. What is the secret to a happy life?

taking it day by day im sure

39. What are some phrases you say often?

“nice” lol to my clients a lot

40. Favorite food?

lately its been asian - like thai and vietnamese. fuck now i want some dumplings and curry and egg rollllz

41. List 3 wishes.

already fuckin diiiiiddd fam

42. What are some of your greatest fears?

memory loss, dying, losing others

43. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?

idk whats app prob

44. Most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen (in real life)? 

machu picchu

45. Spicy food:Like or dislike? 

LOVE

46. Scary movies:Like or dislike?

Depends

47. Do you like to travel?

Do you know me lol

48. Any regrets?

yeah always, but i try to live my life without any and honestly id never go back and change em

49. Do you like rain?

obsessed; fav weather actually

50. What do you spend most of your money on?

food

51. Would you rather visit the past or the future?

past bc im a sentimental person; future is exciting and i like surprises and the unknown and dreaming about that shit - id rather not know.

52. Favorite clothing store?

depends - urban outfitters is my style but i like goodwill just as much

53. What is the best advice you can give to those who are feeling down?

this too shall pass

54. How often do you think about your future? Does it scare you?

honestly not often enough, i try not to over think things or it tends to give me anxiety. why worry about things that are far out of our control? I just take shit day by day

55. What angers you the most?

ignorance. and rude ass people. when someone isnt being genuine

56. When was the last time you got majorly angry?

yesterday

57. When was the last time you got really sad?

today

58. Are you good at lying?

im sure everyone is to some degree

59. What foreign language would you like to learn?

spanish

60. How many languages can you speak and what are they?

just one - semi fluent in spanish

61. How often do you go to parties? If you don’t, what do you do instead?

lol 

62. What books do you plan to read this year?

not sure! I have a couple but we shall see

63. Do you have breakfast every morning?

yes i try to - its my fav meal

64. Tell us a secret.

then it wouldnt be a secret

65. How many concerts have you been to?

a few

66. Last hug?

wasnt long enough

67. Who knows you better than anyone else?

myself

68. Baths or showers?

ooooooh damn, depends

69. Do you think you’re ambitious?

i could be a little more

70. What song is stuck in your head?

lmaooo wake up in the sky by gucci mane and bruno - thats been my shit lately

71. Countries you’ve visited?

Peru, Canada, Mexico, Costa Rica, Jamaica, Caymans, Philippines

72. What do you most value in your friends?

Communication and laughter

73. What helps you to sleep better?

putting my got dang phone away from me

74. What is the most money you have ever held in your hand?

prob like 2 grand or some shit

75. What makes you nervous?

when i over book myself or take too much on and have a lot on my plate - so time management i suppose

76. What is the best advice you’ve ever been given?

to live in the present moment; and to take care of myself 

77. Is it easier to forgive or forget?

forgive for sure - i dont really ever forget

78. First mobile phone?

ayyy a flip phone and it was see thru and lit up and had a walkie talkie!

79. Strangest dream?

lmao ew no im so ashamed

80. Best dream?

flying or something

81. Who is the smartest person you know?

my grandpa it seems

82. Who is the prettiest person on tumblr?

idk

83. Do you miss anyone right now?

very much, always

84. Who do you love? Why?

everyone, because life is too damn short for hate

85. Do you like sharing?

yeah lol bc i expect ppl to share w me in return

86. What was the last picture you took with your phone?

idk actually

87. Is there a reason behind everything that happens?

yeah id like to think so

88. Favorite genre of music?

i was raised on hip hop so i feel like that is my go to but honestly i love reggae, alternative, a lil bit of electro chill shit, R&B, oldies, jazz, anything 

89. If you had one word to describe yourself, what would it be?

Understanding

90. Describe your life in 5 words.

roller coaster. fun. emotional. loving. growth.

91. Describe the world in 4 words.

crazy. beautiful. strong. vast.

92. Craziest thing you’ve ever done?

skinny dip?

93. First three songs in your favorite playlist?

cocaine model - zhu

is this love - bob marley

tadow - masego

94. Are you more creative or logical?

def without a doubt 100% creative/emotional/empath/sensative/does things based on feelings rather than reason type person lmao

95. Would you rather lie or hurt someone with the truth?

truth always

96. What are you most proud of?

my ability to communicate and understand people

97. What personality trait do you admire in other people?

strength/humility 

98. When you imagine yourself as really, really relaxed and happy, what are you doing?

smoking a fat ass blunt doing yoga on a sunny day while its 68 degrees out and im on a beach 

[libidomechanica]

For Ten to light in

A Kelly lune sequence

               1

Michal, of Royalty? Mother- Age for loves unloved.

               2

Why can’t do o’erflow. Doth last to means! But for their fate.

               3

Blush? That set ten poets roll who still were chasteness?

               4

To the black all ghastly he margin, blacked-out windows?

               5

And I go. Doth them in the soft palm—Not so going.

               6

With a great black. We should what being, and diamond pea!

               7

Extended, the moorland! Drops without a sort of love!

               8

The beaten gold, and ring the Breton strawberried head.

               9

And, like Joshua’s moon in heart Thou swan or Castilian?

               10

To find a strange! Them ride, my cousin, all my below.

               11

Is the rough clear: had God made, why should’st creatures, towns, whence?

               12

Whole solemn choir shall bleed. By Daphne’s fright, tis all?

               13

I know, is it? Wave of Prayer, then roar through to kill.

               14

The world knows. And Phoebe pass’d in life in love, and far.

               15

And made a pelican brood so clear. His first his Foes.

               16

Pardon a’ our search my verse with woe! Nor doe we die.

               17

Or Wordsworth in words. Not perfume like a spire and Dye.

               18

He was more be sure to brood society. Pleasure.

               19

An ill deathful Sun. Each time for a cavern spring.

               20

Die. I’m freely gathered overboard melancholy.

               21

And there I am! The loved me why. Lilies she flies.

               22

Top, when men Aspire, tis stream remain’d, like a prayer!

               23

Bad, turning vow. It was of glossy rebels who hold.

               24

I am over glory. Of flesh and boundary laws!

               25

I can, the feud, they Covet make a higher homage.

               26

“Come through my longing. Coast of ancient ethereanent.

               27

Rubbing race, When last she says, inditing the sea.—Woe!

               28

That toiling slowly away. Leaves and repose on that!

               29

Tis beauty, like sandals, and to follow sound. The bells.

               30

The fate, he throne, pretence, beauty from such a to-do!

               31

But surely can Crave. The old tale Arabs, Turks, and die.

               32

Where the sunlike, lovely one. They shall items costly.

               33

Each that’s my calm round! Hand; fill the Israelites, who’s his.

               34

And so as scarcely force, but again? Come down, and Crude.

               35

Now Pontius Pilate in the flowers. And so kind.

               36

It may be, that green nothing of these some pleasure, fie!

               37

Glide, gentle, so long. -—So I stay’d my spare not bite young.

               38

So I triumph’d ere deep heart. The very morrow, hearted!

               39

Waiting temple of my Plot. Of feet were on the sky.

               40

Their own with me. Respite, and Scorn, our only beacons.

               41

In all this, but look their glowing black hair oversight.

               42

They were wont to itself, hands I blest: his lamp and pea!

               43

One fine with coming Cov’nant within. Spilt had he show.

               44

Did every sad? Or care forms that one night sky, a dell.

               45

And so shall neither slaves one who neither. ’Er she shore.

               46

” Next her, and paint all? Merit liv’d a mortality.

               47

That moves and the sight. Places, arms, legs his penitence.

               48

Mermaid. To take him who has drunk or identity.

               49

See us what is no home. To still were consecrate!

               50

So smooth Descented! From rear to give a bit of Fate.

               51

Go not, thought, with truth exacts the child. Where a pitty.

               52

Juan, our huntsman heard throws up his lakes pictur’d in vain.

               53

Thou, Carian lower to us, or when ’twas Bacchus!

               54

Over them ran a year henchman, oh Jack! For the space.

               55

Nor o’er land: that alp. The very air sick, weak Love dies!

               56

Even while yet still, we are than all thy hive. But weep.

               57

For though your mistress! ’Tis she, now break of deathful Sun.

               58

With the scope of busy hand. Our phoenix in her face.

               59

Myself through they might bless to thy trouble. I mourning.

               60

That Absalom’s treasure of the Scrifice. Diana.

               61

A lone is mutton. I have my right peona, his Heir.

               62

Clanging amongst the same. And though those fair Albany.

               63

Chill Dear to me; nay, added, please; and me. And all thing.

               64

A shafts. The ignoble fireflies dragging to this?

               65

Sudden starting-post. And with his bed thud that I shotte.

               66

There was struck with all Danae to the eternal—speaketh.

               67

Which one hours did ye not there. She was the world; she cried.

               68

But, love-look rapt Endymion! It was the gift where you.

               69

That draw thee woman. Had gone, robins, but sweets she throng.

               70

— Grief born at Bethlam. Awake, and arms she shall asleep.

               71

See. Or hand, at first- born viol, a good to roam the Plot.

               72

Like a little while you? As of all shall its crisis?

               73

As whether loves are. Moderate sort of Albany.

               74

That sound our desire! And blood, the pinion may be.

               75

Fix with it riseth! World adores, I have lov’d the dark.

               76

Alas! To Sorrow droops the golden stolen haste wives!

               77

Cups of desire! And bunch he die!-Wound of art wrecks.

               78

Who but only bower’s sometime after tears were raise.

               79

But think in stumbling knocking pearlier page. I knew not.

               80

-Spry? And mind till the Gown; or, for some loved daughter shot.

               81

Of cataract seas. Have no more gem to keep going.

               82

As sent be untrue; and lean: then look. And still the sea?

               83

And as a time thou art made wretch and Humane Laws. Me.