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The Goths đ¤đĽ Black Roses
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#sonic oc#mobian oc#sth#sonic fan character#my ocs#ursula the bear#kashima the nekomata#mayday the falcon#clarisse the rabbit#original character#my art :d#black roses#oh and they kiss the Destructix or something â¤ď¸â¤ď¸
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Commission for @ceoofdestructix who wanted the strong waifu and the serious husbando đđâ¤ď¸âđĽ
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@ceoofdestructix Ursula and blossom- bear talk
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Disenchantment endgame couples
Mora x Bean
Zog x Ursula
Elfo x Miri
Odval x Sorcerio
Returno 'Pops' x Grogda
Tess x Junior
#disenchantment spoilers#disenchantment#mora the mermaid#bean#king zøg#king zog#elfo#mop girl#miri#ursula the bear#odval#sorcerio#pops#grogda#tess#junior
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Ursula has plenty of battle scars all over her body (which she acquired during duels and during a confrontation against Eggman Nega)
But her main scar is on her face. She hides it, because its the only scar she's ashamed of. Not because of how she got it...
but because of what happened after she got it...
#8: Does your OC have any distinguishing scars or birthmarks?
#SOCC Questions#Sonic OC#Sonic FC#Mobian OC#Character Prompts#Character Development#my ocs#ursula the bear
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A while back i made a post about lesbians needing our own version of bear culture bc im tired of wlw spaces treating fat and hairy ppl as second rate when were hot af- After a lot of positive reblogs, tags, and comments this is for yâallâs consideration! A flag for any and all bear lesbians out there đ
Just some background info: a bear is traditionally a larger (usually fat) hairy gay man who embraces and celebrates the fact they resemble a bear! for lesbian spaces where stigma around both those traits is still a big issue- this could still be the same thing for us đ Embracing body hair, fatness, and the ruggedness that comes with it.
Bear dykes/bear lesbians could be butch/femme/unaligned/nonbinary/on testosterone/on estrogen, or anything else. Being a bear is a celebration of a stigmatized body type and body hair- not a commitment to masculinity.
Possible nicknames: teddy bears, bear dykes, ursa/ursulas, butch bear, femme bear (feel free to add more)
What do yall think? đĽ°
#lesbian#dyke#butch/femme#butch#femme#bear#wlw#femme lesbian#butch lesbian#nb lesbian#thank you @jortking for helping me with the design!!#bear lesbian#ursa#ursula#bear dyke
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The lesbians are thankful
#art#anthro#digital art#artwork#edgy#furry#sheep#caprinae#bovid#harbour porpoise#cetacean#lesbian#butch lesbian#dyke#ursula lesbian#bear lesbian#lesbian bear#lesbian ursula#punk#nonbinary#original character#original art#oc art#my art#oc:wyszega#oc:kamila
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well, I just got polls and thought I would experiment with what that's like and now I regret my choices because now I actually want to know the real answers
(also I would personally choose Patricia C. Wrede as a gateway despite having been read Lewis and Tolkien before I turned seven on the grounds that Wrede was what made me want to read more of my own accord)
#polls!#fantasy#science fiction#tolkien#lewis#tamora pierce#dianna wynne jones#patricia C wrede#terry pratchett#mercedes lackey#anne mccaffrey#ursula k leg#also also I have left the transphobe off this list on purpose#but it bears thinking about that mercedes lackey has also espoused some fairly shitty views within and without her books
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heres them coloured <3
#took it off the master post#just so they have their own post <3#illiustration#fanart#jack horner#jax23#saul goodman#nme salesman#rosalina and luma#fnf senpai#rick sanchez#johan liebert#cinnamon j scudworth#king candy#ursula#care bears#ms paint#krita#my art
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without a doubt one of the funniest pieces of earthsea lore is that all wizards are cannonically, strictly bitchless lest sleeping with someone drain them of power (???) and are required to suppress their ~urges~ with spells. did prince "thirst after that old man" arren even know about this. who was gonna tell him
#earthsea#tehanu#ursula k le guin#tehanu was so devastating for so many reasons but I have to say.#ged suddenly becoming endowed with the horniness of a fifteen year old boy and forced to live in the same house as tenar#(who is cannonically a milf)#is really really funny. no wonder he ran off into hills I wouldn't be able to bear it either#prince arren#earthsea cycle#ged
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"Nice argument. Unfortunately...", but with the Underworld-verse cast
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic oc#archie sonic#sonic idw#sergeant simian#lightning lynx#flying frog#predator hawk#rough and tumble#fang the hunter#bean the dynamite#bark the polar bear#black roses#mammoth mogul#surge the tenrec#kitsunami the fennec#mimic the octopus#clutch the opossum#breezie the hedgehog#scourge the hedgehog#fiona fox#drago wolf#sleuth dawg#morgana mephista#ursula the bear#bjorn the bear#brienne the squirrel#kashima the nekomata#mayday the falcon#clarisse the rabbit
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Chapter Eight
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I have a lil surprise for yâall! From me and⌠someone else ;3
âThat was fucking cool ass!â Toxic's jubilant declaration reverberated through the vehicle as she thrust her fists triumphantly into the air.
âWhere do you even get these word combinations?â Scourge groaned, his grimace displaying his annoyance at Toxic's strange attempts at swearing.
âSheâs right-might-bite! That was fucking cool ass!â Flying's exuberant cheer filled the air, his own excitement matching Toxic's as he pumped his fist energetically.
âWell, donât get too comfortable,â Fiona interjected, her tone a sobering reminder amidst the buzzing atmosphere, âno doubt there's a huge bounty on this car, and someone at a mod shop could report it, or hell, someone could report us on the way.â
âSo weâre dumping it?â Lightning inquired, his features relaxing as he pulled off his mask.
âYup,â Fiona affirmed, mirroring Lightning's actions as she too removed her mask, taking a moment to readjust her hair, âI expected as much, honestly.â
âThat sucks,â Scourge lamented with a hint of disappointment, his eyes rolling as he took off his mask, savoring the sensation of freedom as the cool air brushed against his quills.
âDonât forget, baby, we'll be back on our thrones in no time,â Fiona reminded her lover, a note of reassurance in her voice as she raised a finger in emphasis.
âOh yeah,â Scourge conceded with a grin, his gaze shifting to Toxic, his next words laden with a hint of nostalgia, âyou wonât believe what itâs like being on the throne, kid. Cars, food, money, anything you want at the snap of your fingers.â
âI get, um, a throne?â Toxic's hopeful inquiry hung in the air, her eyes wide with wonder at the prospect.
âWellâŚâ Scourge began tentatively, a flicker of uncertainty crossing his features, âif you're my sister and I'm the king, then you're the princess. I guess you get a throne...â
âI wanna be the king,â Toxic asserted, crossing her arms.
âTough,â Scourge retorted, a smirk playing on his lips as he retrieved a cigarette, the flame from his lighter casting a fleeting glow on his face as he took a drag.
"Alright guys," Fiona's voice cut through the chatter, her gaze shifting towards a hopping brightly-lit nightclub they passed by, "looks like that club's busy tonight. Lightning, Predator, go in there and grab..." Her brow furrowed as she hummed in thought, a hint of mischief glinting in her eyes, "like, 3 car keys from some drunken jackasses. After that, we gather our belongings, ditch this vehicle, and each take a different route home. All clear?"
After receiving a collective âyes maâamâ in response, Lightning and Predator smoothly exited the now-parked vehicle and made their way into the vibrant nightclub. In the dimly lit chaos of the club, they deftly relieved various inebriated revelers of their car keys without raising a single eyebrow. They swiftly rejoined their team outside, the metallic jangle of the ill-gotten keys echoing through the alley in which the SUV was parked.
Activating the locator buttons, they discovered they had acquired two sedans and a jeep - not luxury vehicles by any means, but perfectly suited to their immediate requirements. With their newfound assets in hand, the team efficiently redistributed the contents and occupants of the SUV, preparing to load up the newly acquired vehicles for their next move.
âFiona and Toxic are with me,â Scourge announced decisively, standing by the red sedan he had selected, his posture exuding confidence. âPredator and Lightning, take a car, and Flying and Simon will likely opt for the jeep.â
âWhere else can ya fit a jolly brown giant, eh, Simon?â Flying quipped, nudging Simon playfully, the latter responding with a resigned eye roll as he stood with his arms crossed.
âI wanna go with Simon!â Toxic's protest carried over as she hurried to him, her enthusiasm evident.
âThey only got a two-seater, short stack,â Fiona interjected, her arms crossed as she leaned against the car, a hint of impatience creeping into her voice.
âWell, I can always hang with fuzzy and birdie!â Flying chimed in, bounding over to join Lightning and Predator, the latter struggling to conceal his irritation as a subtle twitch of his brow betrayed his composure.
âYour call, man,â Scourge addressed Simon, a nonchalant shrug accompanying his words. âYou want this thing?â His gaze flickered disdainfully towards his sister.
Simon expressed his indifference with a dismissive shrug, muttering, "I don't care," before he offered a steadying hand to Toxic, who was clambering up into the rugged jeep. "Buckle up," he instructed firmly, "And take off your mask. Everyone else has already taken theirs off."
"No fuckshitty way. It looks cool," she retorted, stubbornly adjusting the seat belt across her chest.
Simon, under his breath, murmured a gruff, "I don't have time for this." Without waiting for her compliance, he reached over and stripped away the balaclava from Toxic's head in one smooth gesture, despite her immediate objections. "We'll attract the wrong kind of attention with these on," he explained, his tone brooking no argument.
Meanwhile, Scourge stood a little distance away, surveying the group with a casual eye. "Alright, see you guys back there," he called out, his voice carrying an air of finality as he slid behind the wheel of his own vehicle.
With a collective purr of engines, the group dispersed, each taking their separate paths, winding their way back home through the less traveled roads.
During the drive, Toxic became a whirlwind of chatter beside him, excitedly recounting every moment of their recent heist. She embellished the tale with animated sound effects and poorly done impressions, eager to relive the wild journey.
Simon, slightly exasperated, responded with noncommittal hums of "Mhm," and, in a quest for some auditory respite, he reached out and turned on the radio. He hoped the music would serve as a gentle distraction and perhaps encourage Toxic to quiet down.
Undeterred, Toxic continued her enthusiastic reenactment, eventually pausing to ask, "What was your favorite part?" Her foot tapped along to the rhythm of a song now playing, her energy undimmed.
"Dunno," Simon replied, his voice barely above a whisper as he maintained his focus on driving through a dilapidated shopping district. The flickering neon signs were caked with layers of dirt, the road was a minefield of potholes, and the omnipresent litter added a final touch to the atmosphere of neglect.
Contrary to Simon, the disarray didnât seem to deter Toxic. Her attention was captured by a small, rundown diner. "I wanna eat there," she announced abruptly, pointing with determination toward the diner's partially illuminated sign.
Simon cast a skeptical eye at the establishment, his nose scrunching in distaste. "There? With all the money we have?" he questioned, the incredulity evident in his voice.
Toxic's enthusiasm was undeterred. "Yeah!" she squealed, nodding vigorously as her stomach offered a timely rumble of agreement.
Feeling the gnaw of hunger himself, he conceded with a resigned exhale. "Ok," he acquiesced, guiding the jeep to a stop beside the diner, parking it behind a solitary motorcycle.
Toxic's eyes danced with new interest. "Can I drive that?" she inquired, gesturing toward the motorcycle with a mischievous glint in her eyes.
"Nope," Simon answered, his response immediate and unyielding as he stepped out of the jeep. He extended a hand to help Toxic down and escorted her toward the diner's entrance, the neon glow of its sign washing over them in flickers.
Shockingly, the desolate ambiance and lackluster staff of the grungy diner failed to entice anyone to linger late into the night â except for a solitary figure. Seated at the counter, a tall polar bear woman clutched a beer bottle in one hand, her attention fixed on a news report detailing a recent bank robbery and ensuing police chase that had unfolded in the city, leaving a trail of casualties in its wake.
In a moment of recognition, Toxic's gasp pierced the quiet of the diner as she pointed animatedly at the screen, her eyes widening in shock. Before she could cause further commotion, Simon swiftly swept her up into his arms, his voice a harsh whisper as he admonished, "no!"
The sudden disturbance drew the attention of the polar bear woman, prompting her to shift her gaze towards the pair. Locking eyes with Toxic, she offered a gentle smile in response to the child's unflinching stare, her attention drawn to the vivid cyan glow emanating from her cybernetic eye, framed by intricate silver steel and peeking out from beneath her tousled white hair.
Known for their straightforward nature, children often possess a unique candor. Toxic, however, excelled in this aspect. True to form, she exhibited her unfiltered curiosity by bluntly pointing at the woman's cybernetic eye and posing the question, "What the hell happened to your eye?"
âToxic!â Simon hissed, catching the young girl off guard and prompting a sheepish pause in her inquiry.
Rather than taking offense, the woman responded with a light chuckle, shaking her head with a hint of amusement as she turned her body to face the duo.
"Ah, this eye?" she began, gesturing to the eye in question, "it fell out because I didn't eat enough veggies."
Toxic's reaction was immediate, her skepticism palpable as she scoffed and shook her head in disbelief. "What a load of bullshit," she groaned, unimpressed by the explanation offered.
This caused Ursula to erupt in laughter, spitting her beer onto the floor as she doubled over, clutching her stomach in mirth. It took her a full minute to regain her composure, her laughter echoing through the dimly lit diner.
Amidst her amusement, Ursula managed to compose herself enough to address Toxic. "Oh," she chuckled, wiping away tears of laughter, "yer a spunky little gal. Toxic, right?"
With a nonchalant shrug, Toxic confirmed, "Yeah.â.
With a warm smile, the woman extended her large hand for a fist bump, which Toxic eagerly reciprocated. "I'm Ursula," she said, her laughter still evident in her voice.
Impressed by Ursula's style, Toxic surprisingly showed signs of politeness as she complimented her fashion sense in her own unique way. "I like your nails, Ursula. And your earrings. And your...â she paused, searching for the right term, âface earrings."
Ursula accepted the praise graciously, her amusement evident in her tone. "Why thank you," she replied, her smile unwavering, "I like them too. And I like yer hair."
Caught off guard by the unexpected interaction, Simon hesitated, feeling warmth creep up his cheeks as he met Ursula's gaze. "We're sorry to bother you, miss..." he began, his tone apologetic.
Ursula quickly dismissed his concerns, leaning casually against the counter and adjusting her black leather jacket. "Oh, not at all!" she reassured him, her demeanor friendly and relaxed. "She yers, mister...?"
"Sergeant Simian," he introduced himself, clearing his throat before adding, "and, erm, no. She's my boss' kid sister."
Ursula's response was warm and complimentary. "She's a sweet gal," she remarked, her words sincere.
"Well, you don't know her," he retorted, averting his eyes as a faint blush of embarrassment continued to color his cheeks.
âIâm hungry,â Toxic complained, tugging at Simonâs bandolier with impatience as her stomach continued to grumble and ache with the pangs of hunger.
âWell, uhâŚâ the flustered gorilla spoke lowly before clearing his throat and raising his volume to be more audible, âgood meeting you maâam.â His words stumbled out in a mix of unease and courtesy, a subtle hint of nervousness seeping into his demeanor that he internally cursed himself for.
âI wanna sit with Ursula,â Toxic demanded, her tone once again insistent and unwavering.
âJeez, you want a lot of things tonightâŚâ Simon murmured through a sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose.
âBy all means,â Ursula said graciously, motioning them to the two seats next to her, her gesture accompanied by a warm smile.
Internally, he cursed himself for his weakness against this already ill-mannered child. He placed her in the barstool next to Ursula, adjusting it so she could reach the counter before sitting next to her and grabbing a menu from the exhausted waiter that stood behind the counter.
Despite his embarrassment, Simon oddly enough found himself looking for an excuse to talk to Ursula. His mind's race for words luckily came to fruition as he noticed the steak in front of her. A flicker of curiosity sparked in his eyes.
âThat any good?â He asked, his gaze flicking between her and the menu. His inquiry carried a hint of genuine interest, a subtle attempt to engage in conversation.
Ursula rolled her eyes a little and cringed as she answered, âdry, weak seasoningâŚâ before she picked up the steak in her hands and bit into it, tearing off a chunk of it before devouring the piece. Her unconventional approach to dining caught Simon off guard, a mix of surprise and intrigue flickering across his features as he observed her. âBut,â she began as she chewed before swallowing, âthe beer makes you forget about that.â
âW-well⌠uhâŚâ Simon stammered, blinking a few times as he processed the sight before him before looking at the zombie-like waiter, âIâll, erm, have a patty melt and a black coffee.â His order came out in a hesitant manner, another sign of his slightly flustered state in the moment.
âMhm,â they hummed, âand the kid?â The waiter asked monotonously.
âWhat do you wanna eat, Toxic?â Simon asked, leaning closer to Toxic who was scribbling on her kids menu with a used-up green crayon
Toxic hummed in thought as she stared at the menu before poking Simonâs shoulder and motioning him to lean in. Once he was close, she whispered matter-of-factly in his ear, âI canât read.â
With a sigh, he let the waiter know itâd be a few minutes while he helped her decipher the menu, leading her to loudly declare that she wanted a grilled cheese sandwich with orange soda.
âAh, take it easy on service workers,â Ursula advised, ruffling Toxicâs hair, âthey go through enough. Especially in this world.â
âFineâŚâ Toxic acquiesced, lowering her head. âCan I have, um, a grilled cheese sandwich and then I wanna drink orange soda.â Her compliance was accompanied by a hint of hesitation as her eyes shifted to Ursula who held an approving thumbs up to her.
Simon reeled his head back in surprise. This was by far the most ill-mannered child heâd ever come across, and this woman theyâd just met somehow had the charm and charisma to prompt her to behave acceptably. Heâd be lying â which he would â if he said he didnât understand the appeal Toxic saw in her. Simon found himself grappling with a mix of astonishment and intrigue, recognizing the subtle influence Ursula wielded over Toxic and those around her.
She was definitely⌠interesting.
The food didnât take too long to get there. The dishes served were as good as one would expect from a diner of this quality. The bread on Simonâs patty melt had a hint of staleness, and the patty was quite dry, but overall, it was still edible. On the other hand, Toxic, who had spent her life in an orphanage that eventually closed down, possessed a less refined palate than Simon and eagerly devoured the slightly burnt grilled cheese sandwich.
All of a sudden, Toxic let out a whimper as she put down her half-eaten sandwich and covered the reddened cut on her lips with her hand.
âThe sandwich hurt my mouthâŚâ she whined, her speech muffled by her hand, revealing a moment of discomfort.
âIt wouldnât be so bad if you didnât pick at the cut,â Simon chastised with a roll of his eyes.
âAww,â Ursula said with concern as she gently moved Toxicâs hand and examined the cut, âthat looks bad, lil girl. What happened?â Her expression softened with empathy.
âI fell off the slide,â she explained, her tone mirroring Ursulaâs as she clearly soaked up the loving attention.
Inhaling sharply through her teeth, Ursula winced and asked, âooh, did ya see a doctor?â Her concern for Toxic's welfare being evident with a gentle ruffle of the childâs hair.
âSort of. We know a medic and sheâs taking antibiotics,â Simon replied, soothing Ursulaâs worries while taking a sip of his coffee.
âWell, if ya need any help with that, my friend Clarisse is a doctor,â Ursula offered, pulling a napkin from the holder in front of them and retrieving a pen from inside her jacket. She jotted down Clarisseâs phone number on the napkin before sliding it across the counter to Simon, extending a gesture of support.
âThank you, maâam,â Simon replied with a nod of gratitude.
âAnytime, soldier,â she lightly teased, saluting him with a wink, adding a touch of humor to the exchange.
The second he registered her wink, as if by reflex, he abruptly looked away, shifting his gaze to Toxic as her eyes darted between them while she absentmindedly picked at her lip.
âKnock it off,â Simon sternly reprimanded, nudging her hand away from her face.
âUgh!â Toxic groaned in response before diverting her attention back to her sandwich, her frustration evident in her actions as she displayed an exaggerated frown and took a big bite into her meal.
As Ursula held what was left of her steak in one hand, her phone rang. With her speech slightly garbled from chewing, she answered the call. âYah?â Her chewing gradually slowed, and the composed expression on her face began to falter as she listened intently to the caller, âthlow âown. Woss âappenin?â With a hint of concern creeping into her voice, Ursula set down her steak and swallowed the bite, muttering a curse under her breath. With a sense of determination, she declared, âok. Iâll be there in a bit,â before ending the call.
âWho were you talking to?â Toxic asked, leaning in closer to Ursula, her curiosity piqued as she raised a questioning brow.
âI hate to leave you two, but I got a good feeling weâll see each other again,â Ursula remarked, swiftly retrieving her wallet from her pocket and tossing cash on the counter, instructing the waiter to keep the change. Her actions conveyed a sense of urgency and purpose as she prepared to depart, a glimpse of her commitment to helping others in need.
âIs everything ok?â Simon asked without thinking, a rare moment of concern breaking through his usual stoic demeanor.
âWill be soon. You two enjoy your late-night snack. Good meetinâ ya!â Ursula bid them farewell before swiftly exiting the diner and speeding away on her motorcycle, leaving behind a sense of mystery and intrigue in her wake.
âI like Ursula,â Toxic remarked, taking a sip of her orange soda.
âSheâs niceâŚâ Simon murmured, his eyes drifting down to his plate. He continued to eat, resting his elbows on the counter as he held the patty melt in his hands.
Toxic carefully eyed his movements, resting her elbows on the counter as she picked up her sandwich and took a hearty bite. She noticed Simon wiping some grease off his chin with his thumb and followed suit, dabbing her own chin with her thumb.
Once they finished their meal, Simon signaled the waiter and paid for their bill. He slid off his barstool and stretched, his joints making a faint crackling noise.
âReady, Toxic?â
âOk,â she replied, letting out a small grunt as she climbed down from her barstool. She followed Simon out of the diner and back to their jeep. They continued to take the long way home, the engine purring as they drove through the various city streets.
As Toxic stared out the window while they passed by neon lights and towering billboard advertisements, her eyelids grew heavy. Her animated chatter slowed, and eventually, she fell silent, her head leaning against the door.
âSimonâŚâ she murmured, her tiny voice barely above a whisper.
âYes?â he replied.
âToday was my favorite day,â she said, her voice becoming softer as her eyes fluttering closed.
Simonâs thoughts drifted back to a pivotal moment in his life. He remembered the day vividlyâthe day he first truly embraced the life of combat. His old colony in the Mobian Jungle had been ruthlessly attacked by Robotnikâs forces. In the aftermath, he had dedicated himself to stockpiling weapons, acquiring them through any means necessary, even illegitimately. His grandfather had disapproved and cast him out, but Simon remained resolute in his quest for revenge. He launched a one-man assault on a Robotnik base, risking everything. Though he nearly perished in the onslaught of reinforcements, he harbored no regrets. He was ready to die in a blaze of glory. Instead, he was saved by Mammoth Mogul, the former leader of the Destructix, and given the chance to grow stronger. And grow he did, his resolve unwavering.
Simonâs gaze shifted to Toxic, who had fallen asleep, her head resting against the door panel. Despite her crass behavior and turbulent beginnings, she possessed a fierce determination that reminded him of himself years ago. She showed no hesitation in tasks like gunning down law enforcement and had a remarkable knack for marksmanship. Most admirably, she had no regrets about any of it. All of this, and she wasnât even five years old.
âJust you wait, kid,â he murmured, a hint of a smile forming on his lips.
As the wee hours of the morning descended, the group made their way back to the familiar confines of the old orphanage without encountering any significant obstacles. Exhausted by the night's tumultuous events, they retired to their beds, seeking much-needed rest.
Armed with a considerable sum of illicitly acquired wealth, they now had more than enough funds for the cybernetic implants they desired. The following day, Scourge visited an auto shop to enhance the purple sports car he had commandeered while chasing his sister earlier in the week. In addition to repairing the window damaged during the pursuit, he had the vehicle repainted in a gleaming electric green hue and outfitted it with a matching spoiler, giving it the appearance of a sleek racecarâa subtle nod to his supersonic speed.
"It must be my birthday!" Scourge declared exuberantly, letting out a triumphant whoop as he cruised through the city streets. A cigarette dangled from his lips, and he bobbed his head in time to a hip-hop beat playing on the radio.
"Just wait until we're back in power," Fiona remarked with a grin, tapping her foot to the music while setting up her new laptop, which Miles would use to coordinate with the gang through their upcoming cybernetic enhancements.
"Then it'll be Christmas," he chuckled. "Have you found us a street clinic?"
"Yeah, Dr. Fedorov's Clinic. The reviews say he's good at what he does and values patient confidentiality, if you catch my drift," she replied slyly, offering a wink.
"Perfect," he nodded approvingly, flicking his cigarette butt out of the window.
"I messaged him, and he does provide the implants we need, but it will cost extra since they are military-grade and not exactly legal. He does have other stuff too if youâre interested?" she continued.
"Really? Show me," Scourge requested, turning his attention to her.
"Eyes on the road, babe," Fiona playfully scolded. "Donât wanna be in a body cast before the big day."
âCâmon baby, your boyâs a good driverâŚâ the green hedgehog began, his hand stroking her arm with a self-assured smirk. However, the tender moment with his girlfriend was short-lived as he abruptly hit the brakes, narrowly avoiding a collision with a turning car. The irate driver honked at him, prompting Scourge to retaliate by flipping them off and calling out, âup yours too, you old bitch!â
Fiona leaned her elbow casually against the door panel, raising an eyebrow as she rested her cheek on her knuckles, her gaze fixed on Scourge.
"What?" Scourge inquired, bewildered by her demeanor.
"Is this why you prefer running?" she queried, her tone laced with sarcastic curiosity.
"Cut me some slack, Fiona. I'm just hyped about everything that's happening, plus I've got a hot girl by my side," he retorted defensively, shrugging his shoulders.
"Am I too much of a distraction?" Fiona teased, a playful glint in her eye. "Because I can hop out."
"Please, exit the moving vehicle," Scourge replied amidst laughter.
"I might just do that. I'd probably better have better chances with that than being in a crash with you at the wheel," she jested, joining in his amusement.
"You bitch," Scourge teased, shaking his head.
"You're a bitch too," she shot back with a smirk, playfully poking his arm.
"The baddest of them all," Scourge declared, raising a finger in emphasis.
âDamn right,â Fiona replied, affectionately resting a hand on Scourge's shoulder, causing his grin to widen in response to her gesture.
âDoes our doc buddy take walk-ins?â Scourge inquired, pausing at a stoplight and tapping his finger on the steering wheel, displaying a hint of impatience as he waited for the light to turn green.
âYeah, but for now, we only have time for the procedures Miles mentioned. He says if we want it done today for three people, they better come in pretty soon,â Fiona answered, retracting her hand to focus on her laptop.
âCall the guys, then. Make sure Miles gets some food and water before they head over. Can't have a dead rat lying around,â Scourge instructed, his tone casual.
âOn it,â Fiona responded, scrolling through her contacts. âAnd while we're out, how about you and I grab some actual food for a change?â
âTakeout only,â Scourge declared, navigating through the pristine streets maintained by private cleaning companies in this upscale area. He adjusted his sunglasses as the reflection of a sleek skyscraper caught his eye. âThis place is different from the slums. People pay more attention to politics around here. They might recognize me.â
âAs long as it's not dripping in grease, deal,â Fiona agreed, raising her phone to her ear to notify the Destructix about the upcoming appointment.
From what Scourge told them about the clinics, the gang harbored some reservations about visiting one. These establishments often offered walk-in surgeries for cybernetic implants and plastic surgery, resembling tattoo parlors in their approach. Overall, the idea of undergoing surgical procedures in a building situated across from a strip club left them feeling somewhat uneasy.
Despite the initial reservations, the clinic appeared to be well-regarded and maintained when Simon, Predator, and Lightning stepped into the empty waiting room. The sole occupant, a teenage receptionist, was engrossed in air drumming to a tune playing on her earbuds, her eyes shut tight, oblivious to their arrival.
Unperturbed by her distraction, Predator approached her and deftly removed her earbuds, eliciting a startled yelp as she opened her eyes to meet his unyielding gaze.
"Jesus, dude! What do you want?" she exclaimed.
"We're here to see the doctor. Our boss arranged cybernetic procedures for the three of us," Predator stated firmly, his expression as unchanging as a statueâs.
"Uh, yeah..." she stammered, clearing her throat and avoiding his chilling gaze. She turned her head towards an archway down the left hallway. "Hey, Uncle Rick? These guys are here."
"Come on back, fellas!" a gruff voice called out from the indicated direction, prompting them to follow the sound into a small, dimly lit operating room. The examination table, peculiarly equipped with straps for the arms and legs, was surrounded by an array of advanced equipment and technology that seemed more at home on a spaceship than in a street clinic. Why the technology on display surpassed anything they had encountered on Mobius, which was already far from primitive.
âAlright, so hereâs the rundown,â he began, fixing his sunglasses, âEach session will take about two hours each. Yâall will be put under the whole time and wonât feel a thing. Aftercare is just a pill a day to help with any aches and fight off infections. And before I forget,â he added, extending a hand forward expectantly âpaymentâs up front. 9,000 moebiums.â
âThatâs insane,â Lightning scoffed, crossing his arms.
âThese are military grade implants you fellas are asking for,â Dr. Fedorov chided, âillegal without government authorization and not exactly a commodity amongst street clinics.â
âRelax, Lightning,â Simon said, smacking Lightning gently on the back of the shoulder before handing over the cash. âWe can afford it regardless.â
After quickly thumbing through the bills, Dr. Fedorov grinned, his gold tooth glinting from the soft glow of the neon lights in the room. âGreat. Who's up first?â
âI will go first if nobody objects,â Simon declared. When the group didnât object, he continued âalright, you guys donât gotta wait around âtil Iâm done. Go do whatever.â
âLater, man,â Lightning said with a wave, motioning for Predator to follow him out of the clinic.
For Predator, it felt like he didnât get to spend much one-on-one time with Lightning nowadays. As they strolled past the many vibrant, and some vulgar signs and advertisements, his gaze flitted between the colorful displays, but his focus remained on the man beside him. Remembering the previous night after the bank robbery, when Flying ended up joining them on the ride home, Predator couldn't shake the feeling that something important to him had been interrupted. Nevertheless, now they had this time alone, and Predator felt a unique sense of calm and connection with Lightning, like they were a force shielded from the chaos of the world around them.
Reflecting on these feelings, Predator wondered if it was strange to experience such closeness with a longtime companion like Lightning. More than anything, though, he pondered whether Lightning felt the same way in his presence.
The blaring horn of a passing car jolted Predator back to reality, causing him to shift his thoughts and chastise himself for delving into such introspection. He recognized that dwelling on these feelings served no practical purpose and only served as a distraction from their established camaraderie.
Lightning, however, caught sight of Predator's gaze from the corner of his eye before the blue hawk quickly averted his eyes. Frowning slightly, Lightning inquired, "you alright?"
âHuh? Yeah, Iâm fine," Predator replied, clearing his throat nervously, feeling his heart skip a beat under the scrutiny of Lightning's gaze.
âOkay,â Lightning responded, raising an eyebrow in skepticism before dismissing it with a shrug. âSo, what do you wanna do?â
âIâm open to anything,â Predator answered.
âAnything? Even the XXX Live Theater? Sign says itâs half off Wednesday,â Lightning teased, nudging Predator playfully with a mischievous grin.
With a soft chuckle, Predator shook his head, âgod, live theater? What is it, broadway?â
âYeah, a full-blown musical,â Lightning jested, sharing in Predator's amusement.
âItâd probably be better than that one-man play Flying did last year. Iâve never heard an audience actually scream boo,â Lightning remarked as they stood waiting to cross the street.
âWell, whenever you spray the front row with a fire extinguisher while screaming the alphabet, it really kills the mood,â Predator quipped with a shrug.
âHopefully the âHappy Holiday Specialâ doesnât have as many problems,â Lightning remarked as they began walking across the crosswalk together.
âThe what?â Predator asked, furrowing his brows in confusion.
âYou heard me,â Lightning replied with a small laugh.
âLovely,â Predator said sarcastically.
"To be honest, though, Hawks, it feels like you and I donât hang out as much lately," Lightning remarked, wrapping an arm around Predator in a friendly gesture. "We got a couple hours to kill and itâs a big ci- what was that?"
âWhat was what?â The blue hawk inquired, dumbfounded.
âYour feathers got all puffy for a second and your tail, like, wagged,â Lightning pointed out, a teasing smirk playing on his face.
âI was only adjusting my feathers,â Predator replied, feigning interest in reading a nearby sign as he struggled to hide the flush creeping up his face.
âHm, alright then,â the lynx chuckled, not entirely convinced by his friend's explanation but choosing to let it go.
Eager to shift the focus away from the embarrassing moment, Predator quickly scanned their surroundings for a distraction. His gaze settled on a skyscraper about half a mile away, sparking an idea.
âWell,â he began, an implicative grin forming, âI bet the view from that skyscraper is breathtaking.â
âOh, yeah?â Lightning responded, intrigued.
âIf you want, we could find out for ourselves,â Predator proposed.
âIâm down,â Lightning agreed enthusiastically.
With a swift motion, Predator spread his wings and took flight, with Lightning leaping up to grab onto his ankles. Carrying his friend effortlessly, they shot through the air toward the towering skyscraper, their destination in sight.
Upon reaching the rooftop, Predator landed smoothly, allowing Lightning to hop down onto the concrete.
âWowâŚâ Lightning marveled, settling on the edge. âThis city may be a dump to live in but⌠you were right about the view.â
âIâve... never seen anything quite like it,â Predator admitted softly, his usual stoic demeanor momentarily softened by the awe-inspiring sight before them.
The mesmerizing horizon held them in silent awe for several minutes. Sitting side by side, they absorbed the symphony of flying vehicles' gentle hum and marveled at the kaleidoscope of colorful city lights flickering below. Even in the daytime, the urban landscape sparkled as sunlight bounced off the polished surfaces of the towering skyscrapers.
Despite their shared knowledge that New Moebotropolis was far from utopian, in that moment, they felt a sense of detachment from its flaws. In the serene stillness of the sky, even the most sordid aspects seemed to fade away, revealing an unexpected beauty in the urban chaos.
In the presence of one another, they both found beauty where no one else could.
"I wonder what the viewâs like from somewhere even higher?" Lightning mused, casting his gaze towards an even taller building.
âThatâd be all well and good, Lightning,â Predator replied, âbut Iâve a feeling youâd want to do more than just sightseeingâŚâ
âMaybe I do,â Lightning responded, turning to face him. âWhat did you have in mind?â
âWe freefall,â Predator declared as he rose to his feet. âAs far down as we can.â
âAnd potentially splatter against an airbus?â Lightning quipped with a chuckle.
âLightning Lynx, when did you start to fear risking your life?â Predator teased, lowering himself to Lightning's level, a smirk playing on his lips as their eyes locked.
âWho said I did?â Lightning shot back with a playful tone, standing up.
âAh, yes. Because you know better than to forget who is looking out for you,â Predator remarked, rising to his feet.
âYeah, yeah,â Lightning scoffed before playfully urging, âyou first, Hawks!â and gave Predator a sudden push over the ledge.
Predator's eyes widened in surprise as he tumbled backward. Although he knew he had nothing to fear as a bird, he never expected his friend to push him off a roof in any circumstance. Moments later, as Lightning leaped after him, a mix of determination and smugness on his face, their eyes met, and Predator couldn't help but grin with a blend of amusement and camaraderie.
Adjusting his position in the air, Predator oriented himself downward, maintaining a vigilant watch for any potential obstacles as he descended rapidly towards the ground, with Lightning not far behind.
For Lightning, the sensation of detachment from solid ground was both exhilarating and liberating. As he ripped through the air with no fear, embracing the risk and the rush of adrenaline, he felt a profound sense of empowerment that surged through him, amplifying the thrill of the freefall.
As they descended closer to the ground, Predator turned towards Lightning once more and gestured for him to grab onto his feet. After aligning themselves, Lightning firmly clasped his ankles, and in a swift motion, Predator shot back up into the sky, narrowly evading the bewildered onlookers below.
Reaching the next skyscraper, they paused to savor the breathtaking view before Lightning, brimming with confidence, snapped a photo of the duo against the urban backdrop. Without hesitation, they plunged back towards the earth. As they neared ground level, they propelled themselves upwards to an even taller skyscraper, repeating the cycle from one building to another until they reached the tallest skyscraper around.
"This time," Predator announced, positioning himself at the edge with his hand extended towards Lightning, "we fall together."
With a warm smile, Lightning took Predator's hand, standing shoulder to shoulder with his trusted companion. "On three... one, two, three!" Predator counted before they both leaped off the ledge, their hands clasped tightly as they plummeted towards the ground.
The thrill of freefalling was intense, but the shared experience with one another made it all the more exhilarating. As they locked eyes during their daring descent, the rush of adrenaline was magnified by the bond of something more than mere friendship that united them in this extraordinary escapade.
Lost in the thrill of the moment, they failed to notice how rapidly they were approaching the ground. As Lightning turned his head to take in the surrounding view, his initial excitement swiftly transformed into a sense of urgency when he realized their perilous proximity to the sidewalk below. Reacting instinctively, he wrapped his arms around Predator's neck, gripping him tightly as he shouted, "Pull up, Hawks!"
Cursing softly under his breath, Predator swiftly extended his wings and ascended back into the sky, maneuvering them both safely back to the rooftop of the skyscraper they had leaped from moments before.
"Jesus, Hawks!" Lightning gasped, his heart pounding in his chest, momentarily forgetting that his arms were still wrapped around Predator.
"Sorry, Lightning," Predator responded, placing a comforting hand on Lightning's shoulder as the lynx sheepishly withdrew his arms.
"Don't worry... I still had a great time," Lightning managed to say between pants, his cheeks flushing with embarrassment.
"Me too," Predator replied sincerely, giving Lightning's shoulder a reassuring squeeze. With his eyes stuck on his companionâs grin, he felt compelled to speak up, "Hey, Lightning?"
"What's on your mind?" Lightning inquired, noticing a shift in Predatorâs demeanor as he somehow seemed startled by his own question.
Retracting his hand and wiping sweat from his brow, Predator let out a deep sigh and gazed down at his feet before asking, "where would you like to grab some lunch from?"
"How does ramen sound? We can have it here," Lightning suggested, perched on the ledge.
"Sounds good. Wait here, and I'll bring it up, okay?" Predator agreed, gazing out at the horizon before spreading his wings and taking flight.
During his search for a ramen shop, his mind was tearing itself apart. Predator Hawk was anything but a coward, but he couldnât bear the risk of jeopardizing the bond he had with Lightning. He treasured his relationship with him deeply, considering him one of his most cherished, irreplaceable companions. With only a few words, Lightning may never see him the same again. After all, he still held bitterness about his heart being broken by Conquering Storm several months ago. Would broaching this potentially sensitive topic cross a line with Lightning? Could it imply to him that their friendship was lacking in some way to Predator? Even if Lightning responded the way he dreamed, what then? With his lack of experience in that field, things could end badly, thus causing him to lose both what he has now and what he wishes he had.
Besides, he couldnât risk revealing such a deeply personal and vulnerable side of himself. For years, he had meticulously worked to mask that part of his identity, a task he had undertaken since childhood, ever since his own mother had abandoned him.
He had long known that she didnât like him. She was constantly yelling at him for things including not making eye contact, swaying in his seat, fussing when things were too loud, or struggling to express himself. But it was the late-night arguments between his parents that truly exposed the depth of her resentment. As he lay awake in bed, he overheard her tirades, calling him a freak and resenting his father for not giving her a "normal" child. In comparison, his fatherâs disdain was more subdued until she left.
From that painful moment on, he resolved to improve himself so that no one would ever want to leave him again. Every day became a challenge to better himself and reach new heights. By his teens, he had become a fierce soldier in the Battle Bird Armada, learning to endure eye contact, sit still and quietly, manage overstimulation, and most importantly, mask the parts of himself that had previously been shunned by others.
Despite his fierce pride and genuine enjoyment of his achievements, his father rarely showed any pride in him. No matter how much he changed and grew, to Nigel Hawk, Predator would always be the abnormal child who drove his wife away. The day Predator was promoted in the Armada, he returned home, packed some essential belongings, and left without a single word to his father, severing contact forever.
For a time, his might and determination to be the best were his only constants. These traits saw him through being expelled from the Armada for attacking the Battle Lord's son and during his tenure with the Babylon Rogues. However, after joining the Destructix, despite its shifting leadership and affiliations, he found another constant.
Simon, Flying⌠and Lightning.
He knew what it was like to lose him. Even with his gratitude for the presence of Simon and Flying, when Lightning left the Destructix to rejoin the Raiju Clanâwhere he wasnât nearly as valued as he had been among the Destructixâa part of Predator felt hollow. The empty chair at the table, the silence where Lightningâs words should have been, left an undeniable void.
Lightning had been back for quite some time now, and although Predator hadnât shown it much, he was overjoyed by his return. It was because of this that he knew he couldnât reveal his true feelings for Lightning. The revelation would inevitably lead to the displaying of a weak, vulnerable side of himself that may push Lightning away. Predator resolved to take these feelings to his grave.
No matter how foolish it seemed, though, he wanted it more than anything. The more he repressed his feelings, the louder they became. Even if he wouldnât allow himself to act on them, he couldnât lie to himselfâthey were undeniably there.
"Predator?" Lightning's voice cut through the silence as the two gazed out over the urban horizon from the skyscraper, each holding a takeout lunch.
Lost in his thoughts, Predator had barely registered the last thirty minutes.
"Yes?" Predator responded, trying to collect himself after noticing Lightning's concerned expression.
"You haven't even opened your ramen," Lightning remarked, twirling his chopsticks in his bowl before taking a bite of noodles. "Are you okay?"
"Yeah, just waiting for it to cool more..." Predator replied, clearing his throat as he removed the lid, releasing a puff of steam into the air.
"Then why'd you keep the lid on?" Lightning inquired. "You know that just traps the heat."
"I guess I forgot," Predator admitted, absentmindedly taking a bite of his meal then wincing as he spat out piping noodles that had burned his beak.
"Slow down, Hawks!" Lightning cautioned. "You seem really out of it. You sure you're okay?"
"I said I'm fine, Lightning," Predator responded, wiping the mess with a napkin.
"I know you better than that. What's wro-"
"I said there's nothing wrong," Predator cut in sharply.
Taken aback by his tone, Lightning reacted with a scoff of offense before turning away, muttering, "fine."
The two lapsed into a bitter silence, finishing their meals before receiving word from Simon that his procedure had gone well and it was time for one of them to undergo it.
"Do you want to go next?" Lightning asked, his gaze locked on his phone rather than Predator.
"Fine," the blue hawk replied impassively.
As they flew back to the clinic together, the storm in Predator's mind raged on. He hadn't intended to be harsh with Lightning, but he couldn't let his inner turmoil spill out. Now, tension lingered between them. While he knew they could likely overcome it, the guilt of his treatment towards Lightning weighed on his heart. Concealing his feelings felt crucial, yet he pondered how far he would need to go to maintain that facade.
Above all, he questioned whether it would be worth doing so in the end.
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(SO the surprise was revealed! Itâs Ursula the Polar Bear!!!!! For those unaware, Ursula belongs to @ceoofdestructix and was written in with both their permission and guidance! Thanks for letting me use the mama bear, friend! I canât wait to write more âsurprisesâ with your help đ)
#sonic archie comics#archie sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sonic archie#sonic comics#lightning lynx#scourge the hedgehog#predator hawk#archie sonic comics#sonic fanfiction#sonic original character#sonic oc#scourge x fiona#flying frog#lightador#toxic the hedgehog#the destructix#destructix#sonic fanfic#sonic the hedgehog fanfiction#anti sonic#moebius#evil sonic#ceoofdestructix#fiona the fox#fiona fox#sgt. simian#simon simian#sergeant simian#ursula the polar bear
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What We Do in the Shadows: The Vampires confuse Scott Bakula for a famous vampire.
Only Murders in the Building: Scott Bakula and Charles Haden Savage are at the same party, realizing they shared the same late stunt double and have similar wardrobes.
#almost went with 'most unexpected' but I think best is still a better indicator#side note: there's a 3-day option now on polls!#Tumblr Polls#polls#Scott Bakula#omitb#wwdits#What We Do in the Shadows#Only Murders in the Building#does the presence of Scott Bakula as Scott Bakula in both shows indicate a load-bearing Scott Bakula#similar to a load-bearing Ursula Buffay/Kramer in Mad About You connecting the Seinfeld-Mad About You-Friends Universe#probably not#also I'd forgotten she was in 22 eps of mad about you - 21 as ursula and one as 'karen' that's a lot of ursula
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I come bearing wonders
#wild kratts#wild kratts donita donata#wild kratts dabio#donita donata#dabio#dabio wild kratts#the little mermaid#the little mermaid 3#ariel's beginning#pbs kids#disneytoons#I grew up watching a lot of Disney sequels on Disney Jr during weekends#And every time they played Little Mermaid 3 on Sundays I would always make the connection of Marina and Ben to Donita and Dabio#Uptight animalistic fashionista that craves popularity and her big himbo teddy bear sidekick my beloved#I'm aware Yzma and Kronk fit this description but I grew up with both of these pieces of media so the connection is stronger in my eyes#Also Little Mermaid 3 is dumb but it's a fun kind of dumb that you can get back to. Not as good of a legitimate prequel as the TV show -#but you'd still get a kick out of it at least moreso than the second one (Ursula's crazy sister lmao)#marina del rey#benjamin little mermaid#disney
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Alaskan Brown Bear Cubs - Lake Clark National Park, Alaska by Ursula Dubrick Via Flickr: Three baby bears sleeping in Lake Clark National Park, Alaska
#wildlife#bears#baby bears#brown bears#Ursus#Actos baby brown bears#Alaska wildlife#Alaskan bears#Alaskan baby bears#Alaskan brown bears#Alaskan baby brown bears#baby animals#sleeping baby bears#sleeping bears#Alaska#Ursula Dubrick#Ursula Dubrick Photography#flickr
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The Role of Memories
(Valentine Extravangaza â Surtr's internal monologue)
My sweet child, and my irreplaceable seed of the future... If you truly wish to leave nothing and no-one by the wayside... Then you must tread innumerable paths of tragedy, again, and again, and again. In the end, the day will come when you remember it all, and on that day will you truly be tested. On that day, you will turn your back on Paradise, with the weight of this world borne on your shoulders. I pray that when it comes, your memories of this sweet paradise will steady your hands and guide your feet.
I find this prediction of Surtr's rather haunting. We know from the main quest what the cost of bearing memories is. We even know what the cost was to MCânot simply the forgetting of their own prior to their summoning, but Lil Salomon too, that feeling of loneliness and incompleteness that follows them even in events, where there should only be happiness.
What will it cost them to take in all of the memories they've lived? And would this include the memories of the Exiles too, the lives they've never lived, but that nonetheless belong to them?
But I also find this hopeful too. This remembrance will put them directly on par with WR and Pillars. And though that last sentence in this prediction is merely a hope, I think it will come true: though the burden will be heavy, it will also ultimately steady their hands and guide their feet. Despite the personal cost, MC will ultimately achieve their goalâsave every single person in Tokyo and break through the loops. And I think "every single person" will include MC themself.
#housamo#events lore#main quest lore#lore trivia/speculation#mc trivia/speculation#valentine extravangaza#i love the 'turn your back on paradise' line#not only because fuck eden and utopia#but because paradise isn't paradise if suffering exists. paradise isn't paradise if one person has to bear it all.#(psst read 'the ones who walk away from omelas' by ursula k le guin)#paradise can't exist in a real livable world. there is no such thing as life without pain and sorrow#but a world of hope? a world where people are allowed to hope and their hopes may come to fruition?
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