#urrling

[houseownerz]

what i f i chanted my urlk to houseownerz??? or mithzans,,, , watt then??? ?

[partypanic]

Is anyone else's roosters their lap pets

[ben-the-hyena]

Skektember 9 : the one they hate

In the Natives AU, SkekShod and SkekLi spent at some point a drunken night of passion together. No love or anything, just 2 drunk guys fucking. SkekLi left arter his semo punishment, SkekShod stayed... but, afraid that SkekSo who had him in his bad graces and had bashed him on his head would do worse to ruin his life, the next time SkekLi visited he shoved in his arms an egg/a baby (depensing out own takes, @dracocheesecake sees the Skeks are oviparian while I don't lol sub AUs) to bring with him to protect them as much as it pained him. His ! SkekLi was absolutely not ready or responsible enough for that, ESPECIALLY since he had already gotten SkekLach pregnant before after just a one night stand during mating season, WHY did it keep happening to him !? Not seeing how he could rise a Skekling while being a semi-banished wandering artist, he gave them to an old friend and former crush/booty call : UrLii. UrLii was NOT ready either but couldn't just abandon a baby so had no choice but accept. He named them SkekMi (belong to Draco). He raised her like an UrRu, teaching her their ways and protecting her from racist remarks from other UrRu who did not lile to see a Skekling playing with their Urrlings. SkekLi would sometimes visit, but more like an irresponsible uncle than as a father staying just for the fun part of parenting and leaving when it becomes hard, to both UrLii's annoyance and SkekMi's disappointment. But she got used to it

Though one day as a teenager she asked him who her mother was. Li didn't lie, it was the Treasurer, SkekShod. SkekMi asked him one to bring her with him to meet him, which he accepted (only because he was going there already). SkekShod was absolutely emotional. She has grown so much, she was healthy, she was beautiful !... ok she was intoxicated with Mystic way of life but she was alive and well and that was all that matteted. SkekMi can't visit all the time, looking too UrRu for her sake in such an Urruphobic town, but she does try to visit her newfound family to catch up Only issue is... SkekShod, some time after having given her to SkekLi, had fallen in love with SkekOk and they mated off and had 2 children together (with whom she is neutral with. Awkward together). SkekOk not only was appalled he never told him such a secret feeling like he didn't trust him after all these years, he also found out he had a child with SOMEONE ELSE EVEN IF IT WERE BEFORE HIM, RIVALLING HIS OWN LEGETIMATE BABIES ?! SkekOk got a hate at first sight with the teen which soon became mutual. The cliché evil stepfather who mocks her looks, calls her ugly, compares her to HIS perfect children, reminds her whenever he can that Shod abandonned her while he didn't abandon the others which proves she means nothing to him so she could perfectly just never visit again... she knows those are all lies but it hurts, and it makes her wish to retort back. But she can't. He is a courtier and he could rat on a Skeksis raised by the enemy anytime. He doesn't just for his mate... for now

[the-green-man-charlie-no-face]

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derog letsrotron urmsk nefrvont destmonk deblornk se-abagg love e ur Mona sext ufnore banton dest blornk freton de lestmore fre mong.

corman dest lojjnurg haghfnam destban guku drenk dron destliuf allsect ernasge ebnlorns dresk brontlurf quisex dalmurg brung plumg fronx desnjumg Die de furr noemae haghfe seng lure mane. punfurg nest urrl meegi feri ball segnur mass nure lonmure be nwaer eff yu.

[hangryghosts]

Not negotiable! https://www.instagram.com/p/CpkR8z-uRrl/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[classicmeevs]

so now theres a contest at work and whoever can sell the most of something gets to name a strain. But it's a vape/oil so idk if beethoven's 8th works as well. But it's not like you can't buy an eighth of oil.

So now people dont like the name i might choose so its beethovens eighth or duke of urrl

really good name for a strain would be Beethoven's 8th

[rocky-fennek]

Commission for @rianisbeststoneboi

Description according to Dadmal: In which Ordon has just carried his son out of the castle that is being consumed by hellfire (Chamberlin's fault), and helped Rian give birth to his and my OC Seath's mystic daughter, named Re'Ni.

Another day, another child for Rian!

[theta-donaldson]

SkekGin unexpectedly became a father (with @uryam-the-consultant ) and while he wasn’t 100% pleased about the news he’s slowly coming to terms that he has a kid. Although he’s emotionally constipated he does the little things and that’s enough to make Zed happy. Pictured here, Zed wants his father, Gin, to read him a story and Gin’s agreed. :)

(Zed is an urru/skeksis hybrid which explains the ears and thick mane).

[holic-user]

@urvale-the-white

You're so soft

[skekson]

AAAAGH! Unhand me, foul wench! Paladins, the Urrlings are attacking your All-Maudra!

[skekshroom]

I never been asked to ask a question before. Fun! My question is: How would a human and a Skeksis baby work? Would there also be an Urruling involved? Or is it a special case where the Skekling born is Urruling-less?

THANK YOU SPACEY I LIKE TALKING ABOUT THIS

So I’m p sure I have a post on this floating around somewhere but anyways

It depends on who is carrying where they urrling comes from but an urrling is involved!

Humans are MUCH better off carrying. The chance for the need for a caesarian is IMMENSELY lower, with the size difference. A human will carry both a skekling and an urrling, and they’ll be born headfirst in the order of urrling-skekling. In their birth sac they come out in the same position the skeksis and urru are in when they reunite in the movie: spooning basically. The skekling has an egg tooth on the tip of their beak and will break them out of the birth sac.

However, if a human gets a skeksis or urru pregnant, their other half will have a skekling/urrling as well. Its... less humane to do this. Not only because you give their other half an unexpected pregnancy, but also human babies are MUCH bigger and this may kill them if not medically intervened. The babies WILL be born prematurely. This is much easier on the urru’s body because they’re much bigger than the skeksis and their urrlings are born much bigger as well.

[troutpopulation]

urPhi and their son... idk. urShit or something like that.

[ben-the-hyena]

In the Natives AU, baby Skeklings and Urrlings go through a sort of baptism that makes them part of their communities. Skeklings are blessed a few days after their birth by the Ritual Master who pours water on them while doing incantations (symbolically cleansing them to be clean and presentable before Thra) then rises them over their head to the Suns symbolically for them to feed on its light from then on and live long lives, then the Ritual Master has to perform the Dance of Life. Urrlings are blessed 24 hours after their birth ideally by the Ritual Guardian for being sure for the incantations ro be right and have the tools, but allowed to be done by a parent too if they live far away from a town, red and white face paints are applied to the baby's face in symbolical places (open their eyes, open their ears, open their mouth, open their nose) doing incantations and then spread sand over their face to make them one with Thra and everyone present proceeds to hum the traditional UrRu "ooooohm" chant

[dracocheesecake]

Urrling adopted from @nrrdiarts

I'm naming this sweet little chonker UrBel the Muse (thanks @ben-the-hyena for helping with a name)!

The son of my oc UrVi the Dreamer and UrSol the Chanter. UrBel is a sweet little baby, playful and energetic, but always willing to help wherever he can.

He is the joy of his parents: he loves fingerpainting with UrVi and watching them play sitar, and singing with UrSol. His favorite color is purple, and when he gets older he writes poems and songs that bring glee. He collects pretty stones like UrVi, but one day hopes to explore outside of the Valley like them, too.

[kiraleestudios]

[dork-crystal]

skekling/urrling thought

skek- and urrling twins coming of age to Evelyn Evelyn