#urmomlol

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pairing; lando norris x fem! star wars actress! reader [ no faceclaim ]

a/n; first post on this acc, if you see a typo or a mistake no you don't shhh; the ahsoka show is rotting my brain but so is f1 so i spat this out im sorry it will happen again part 2 is on the way

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yndeathtrooper and that's a wrap! i'm so thankful for the amazing opportunity to spend another season in a sweaty helmet as a supporting character with a tiny subplot! tune in next year to see me return in the not-jedi show as background mandalorian #4! 🫶

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yndeathtrooper @ davefiloni i'm joking please don't fire me

pascalispunk sweaty helmets, tell me about it

yndeathtrooper YOU HAVE BODY DOUBLES

lonelyboba best season so far

ahsokawife only one grogu pic? unfollowed

generalkenobi3 CANT WAIT TO SEE AHSOKA

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daniel3.jpg We're so back

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landonorris can't believe i got ditched for this shit

daniel3.jpg You refused to get cultured. landonorris yeah because it's boring daniel3.jpg I can name several toddlers with longer attention spans than you.

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yndeathtrooper gave my manager a heart attack, lost pedro pascal in a crowd like a mother with her 3 year old, and got accused of coorporate espionage! what did you do today?

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danielricciardo I sensed you got lost in the force

yndeathtrooper I'M SORRY again i swear i didn't see anything i can possibly explain, and thank you guys for showing me where i was supposed to go :) landonorris Anytime

bellanorris MCLAREN SWEEP DANNY FINALLY WON

urmomlol when worlds collide

patiencesainz danny gets to meet his celebrity crush god when is it my turn

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danielricciardo He INSISTED on watching the Mandalorian to "see what it's all about". Unbelievable.

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yndeathtrooper boosting the ratings i see

landonorris it's still boring but i'm tolerating it danielricciardo Take that back rn. landonorris no. danielricciardo Then I guess I have no choice but to tell everyone how much you "aww" over Grogu. landonorris defamation. i've done no such thing.

troubletauri down astronomical

chisslover me too lando me too

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yndeathtrooper grogu likes @ mclaren , he told me himself

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danielricciardo I'm his favorite driver

yndeathtrooper sure grandpa let's get you back to bed

landonorris taste

danielricciardo Booooooo

gonestappen are... are they flirting

sugarussell WHAT IS GOING ON

dannyavocado their friendship is so funny

percivaleclair "friendship" ok

super_max sanest f1 soft launch

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yndeathtrooper photo dump :)

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ferraritractor NAHHH SHE REALLY TRIED TO SNEAK LANDO AT THE END

mercedesluv what level of delusion are they on thinking this is slick

schumicker ao3 24k strangers to lovers celebrity au

cadbanemvp "don't be suspicious"

landonorris hello there

yndeathtrooper general norris

maxverstappen1 Thank you for babysitting him!

yndeathtrooper anytime, mr world champion :) landonorris ew

holoahsoka the way nobody is talking about the set photo is sending me 😭

revanite who's the guy

stappenlover lando norris tatooinerat god this is the weirdest crossover these fandoms clashing is like oil and water

pic credits: instagram and pinterest

[grayleees]

Posca pen blue etHOOOOOOOOOO(e)

[applewiind]

y’all rocking with passing out after taking a phat shit from laxatives during a fast??

[idarkchocolatei]

Amara: I was, until a complete stranger took me by surprise.

???: Well, my names James. I’m not a stranger anymore, am I?

Amara: Touche, James. I’m Amara. And you may not be a stranger, but you scream nerd.

James: Nice to meet you too. And I don’t think that’s how you use the word touche.

Amara: Well I guess we can have that debate once I’m down, nerd.

James: >:o !! no u

[systlin]

i am reading this bone broth discourse with growing horror. i also didn't realize that people made broth without bones, can't for the life of me figure out how people are making broth without them. are they boiling chicken tenderloins? where do people think broth comes from? how have they lived their lives all this time? i have so many questions, and i'm sure i don't actually want the answers to them.

To be fair, if you include some meat it does add to the flavor, but let me put it this way. 

I have met people who legitimately do not realize that eggs come from chickens. Or that honey comes from bees. 

That’s the level of disconnect from our food that some people have. That’s what we’re dealing with here. 

[pliskin]

urmomlol replied to your post: one hot take, im sick of ppl not liking ryuji as a...

also, like… having someone yell out, “i love you, [full name]” in front of a school assembly would be really fucking embarrassing no matter what?

the “i don’t want that label on me” remark was kind of the tipping point for me where it went from him being tsundere to........that, completely unnecessary 0/10 shit writing

[upyrica]

assuming I'm not too late for the last lenormand reading, may I jump in? I'd like to know moving back home is going to turn out to be miserable for me. thanks much, I love lenormand, and this is really cool of you. :)

You are just in time, aw.

And there is not much misery as such in your cards, however it must be a very conscious choice. Your life there potentially makes a rather calculating turn, really. There is responsibility in your family and community, there are old ties, there is the familiarity, acknowledgement of your supposed place in it all, there is gratitude and depth - but oh, does it have to be sincere? Let me put it this way: whatever you do, act in your best interest, make a comfortable life for yourself, and learn to utilise people’s feelings and bonds to your advantage.

[artikgato]

you're doing god's work out here with all this souyo 😍

I try :D

[apocalyptic-mailman]

urmomlol replied to your post “there’s a lot of counterarguments against “well if there was no...”

i've done that, but i have The Depression, lol

Oh yeah same but even then after 3+ weeks of sitting on my ass during winter break 2016/17 I was actively looking for shit to do just to get out of the house

[askrealisticrealist]

amogus in REAL LIFE?!??! 😱😱🤯 (gone sexual) [NOT CLICKBAIT]

Due to the nature of the video game known as “Among Us,” which experienced a recent surge in popularity, it would be realistically impossible for it to be recreated in real life. Tell me anon, do humans have no arms? No. Perhaps it is due to my abnormally high mass of brain cells, but I have never understood the popularity of such frivolous sources of entertainment and enrichment. I played Among Us once. User “urmomlol” vented right in front of everyone, but when I called a meeting due to this obvious behavior, I was unanimously voted off because I had corrected the grammar of user “grilfrendpls” [sic] in a previous round. It appears that the vast majority of “Among Us” players enjoy overshortening words and utilizing informal grammatical colloquialisms, commonly employed on online chat forums, meaningless phrases such as “sussy” and “git gud.” I do not enjoy the excessive usage of such colloquialisms, nor do I particularly desire to partake in unsubstantial debate amongst plebeians such as those whom I had encountered in previous attempts at bonding with my fellow man (whom I appear to be of a far higher intellectual capacity than) with the utilization of this nonsensically popular game. 

[knitmeapony]

Fetus flower crown happened. Blame the enablers

@notsomolly @urmomlol @saathi1013 @goodbyeomelas

[sea-rogue]

@urmomlol girl, what do you think?

[pliskin]

hnnnnggggg ur delinquent boys.... so pretty......

thank you!!!!  i will try to draw them more in the future 

[upyrica]

hi, I'd love a full moon reading if you still have time. thank you so much!

I do, I do. Now, here is the thing about your cards: they insist that the blues are to be beaten with a stick. Not my words, I can assure you. If you are upset, fight through it, look for a way out, for a distraction, for inspiration, for something to lead you away. Learn, solve, get curious, reason yourself out. Stubbornly keep going.