#urine or saliva

[pawfulofwaffles]

Since I’m always posting my art on here, I thought maybe you guys would appreciate this beautiful art piece my dog made.

As an artist, I can say this is a 100/10 art piece

[rincent-van-uggh]

Also worth noting that cleaning products even when you don't mix them into something super toxic, are giving off toxic fumes all the time. When you use a cleaning product, it is a good idea to open windows/doors to keep the air fresh and breathable.

If you get a headache from using your cleaning product, you are hurting yourself with toxic fumes. Open a window. Maybe step outside for a bit.

ok kids repeat after me

vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic

ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok

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[creativeera]

Drug Screening: Ensuring a Safe and Productive Work Environment

Types of Tests There are several different types of drug screening tests that are commonly used by employers to detect illegal drug use among employees and job applicants. The most common types include urine drug tests, hair drug tests, saliva drug tests, and breathalyzer tests. Urine Drug Tests Urine drug testing is the most widely used method for workplace drug screening. It can detect drug use within the past few days by identifying drug metabolites in urine. The turnaround time for urine drug test results is usually 1-3 business days. Employers prefer urine tests because collection can be monitored to prevent tampering with samples. However, urine tests only provide a snapshot of recent drug use and cannot detect drugs used further in the past. Hair Drug Tests Hair drug testing provides a longer detection window than urine tests since it can detect drug use going back months rather than just days. When a person uses drugs, metabolites from the drugs enter the bloodstream and deposit in growing hair follicles. Sections of hair are collected and tested to detect these drug metabolites. Hair tests are more difficult to tamper with than urine but cannot detect very recent drug use like urine or saliva tests can. Saliva Drug Tests Saliva (oral fluid) Drug Screening drug testing detects drug use within the last few days, similar to urine testing. A small sample of saliva is collected, usually via a swab that is placed under the tongue. Saliva testing is less invasive than other options and provides almost immediate results. However, saliva drug tests may have a slightly shorter detection window than urine tests for some drugs. Breathalyzer Tests Breathalyzer tests are used to detect recent alcohol consumption by measuring a person's blood alcohol concentration (BAC) through a breath sample. They provide results within minutes. Breathalyzers are commonly used for random alcohol screening in safety-sensitive workplaces and to screen for possible impairment due to recent alcohol use. However, they cannot detect long-term problematic drinking patterns like other drug tests. Implementing an Effective Drug Screening Program When establishing a workplace drug screening program, employers should consider factors like their needs, budget, and applicable laws and regulations. Programs typically involve pre-employment drug testing of job applicants, random testing of current employees, as well as testing based on reasonable suspicion of drug use. Employers must have clear, written anti-drug use policies that outline prohibited substances, testing procedures, confidentiality practices, and consequences for positive tests. Providing education about these policies helps ensure employees understand rules and available support resources. Chain of custody procedures should be followed to maintain integrity of all collected samples and test results.

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[literaryvein-reblogs]

Words to describe blood without saying crimson or blood?

Blood—the fluid that circulates in the heart, arteries, capillaries, and veins of a vertebrate animal carrying nourishment and oxygen to and bringing away waste products from all parts of the body

Arterial - relating to or being the bright red blood present in most arteries that has been oxygenated in lungs or gills

Body fluid - a fluid or fluid secretion (such as blood, lymph, saliva, semen, or urine) of the body

Carmine - a vivid red

Cerise - a moderate red

Claret - a dark purplish red

Clot - a coagulated mass produced by clotting of blood

Cruor - obsolete: the clotted portion of coagulated blood

Ensanguine - to make bloody; crimson

Geranium - a vivid or strong red

Gore - blood, especially: clotted blood

Hematic - of, relating to, or containing blood

Hematoid - resembling blood

Hemoglobin - an iron-containing respiratory pigment of vertebrate red blood cells that consists of a globin composed of four subunits each of which is linked to a heme molecule, that functions in oxygen transport to the tissues after conversion to oxygenated form in the gills or lungs, and that assists in carbon dioxide transport back to the gills or lungs after surrender of its oxygen

Hemoid - resembling blood

Ichor - a thin watery or blood-tinged discharge

Incarnadine - bloodred

Juices - the natural fluids of an animal body

Maroon - a dark red

Plasma - the fluid part of blood, lymph, or milk as distinguished from suspended material

Puce - a dark red

Ruddle - red ocher (i.e., a red earthy hematite used as a pigment)

Russet - a reddish brown

Sanguine - bloodred; consisting of or relating to blood

Scarlet - any of various bright reds

Vermilion - any of various red pigments

Word Lists ⚜ Blood ⚜ Exsanguination ⚜ On Blood ⚜ Writing Resources PDFs

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[mysicklove]

AREN'T YOU JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE THING? (intro)

Welcome to my first kinktober, my loves! I've decided to make my own list of kinks for this year, so it will not line up with the official kinktober 2023 prompt list. I had a lot of fun with this, so I hope you all enjoy!

Fandoms included: mha, kny, bllk, jjk, aot

SIT. STAY. PAW. GOOD BOY! (general info)

ALL of these will be Dom! Reader. So, most of the kinks will be the character on the receiving end. I participate in aging characters up. Reader will either be: Gn! or AFAB (+Fem). It will be mentioned in warnings. Each fic will be released at 8 AM PST time and will be reblogged twice a day (most likely.)

My tag for this event is, #Barkforme!

DO YOU WANT A TREAT, PUPPY? (tag list)

Fill out this form to get notified for each post. Check out here to confirm I got you on the list!

Reblogs highly appreciated !!! <3

OCTOBER 1st | PET PLAY w/ Izuku Midoriya and Katsuki Bakugou

☆ BARK FOR ME! cw: gn! reader, collars/leashes, dog ears, reader forces katsuki to bark, reader is purposefully mean to izuku, mlm (they are forced to makeout), hand jobs, slight orgasm control, tons of sappy nicknames 5.0k

OCTOBER 2nd | SUB SPACE + MOMMY KINK w/ Satoru Gojo

☆ FIX ME cw: Fem? reader (no pronouns just use of names: mommy and mama), unreleastic portrayal of sub space, mentions of BDSM (rough treatment, degradation,whips, mistress/master use), safeword use (at the end), lots of cooing, Gojo unable to think properly, praise, comfort, clingy/needy Gojo 2.2k

OCTOBER 3rd | ORAL FIXATION + FACE FUCKING w/ Rin Itoshi

☆ BAD MOUTHING cw: reader is fem coded, gagging, lots of drool and saliva, unrealistic potrayal of oral fixations, cringey dialogue in beginning, tears, reader spits in his mouth, cumming in pants, biting 2.2k

OCTOBER 4th | SENSORY DEPRIVATION w/ Kyojuro Rengoku

☆ LIGHT AS A FEATHER cw: gn! reader, blindfold/gag/earmuffs, feather usage, ice usage, nonverbal safe word discussed (not used), implied wax play, crying, begging/pleading, reader is a liar. 2.7k

OCTOBER 5th | SPANKING w/ Eren Yeager

☆ MAYBE NEXT TIME cw: gn! reader, crying, Eren trying to be good, cursing, mean reader, slightly sadistic reader, handjob/hand humping, restraints, Eren is a good and then a brat for a bit 1.6k

OCTOBER 6th | CUCKHOLDING w/ Seishiro Nagi and Reo Mikage

OCTOBER 7th | FEMINIZATION w/ Yuuji Itadori

☆ PRETTY GIRL cw: gn! reader, men in skirts/feminine clothing, yuji being shy and embarrassed the entire time, teasing reader, praise, reader refers to him as a "she" and "her" throughout the entire thing, handjob 1.7k

OCTOBER 8th | TOYS w/ Giyuu Tomioka

☆ LEARNING EXPERIENCE cw: , gn! reader, modern-day au, vibrators, bullet vibrator, anal play, nipple clams, vibrating cock ring, reader lowkey sadistic, safeword mentioned, giyuu crying/sobbing, 2.1k

OCTOBER 9th | CORRUPTION w/ Tanjiro Kamado

☆ EXPLORATION cw: afab! + fem! reader, hand jobs, tanjiro has sexual fantasies, reader is a tease/has experience, mentions of pee, tanjiro fondles boobs lol, brief mention of sexual harassment 3.6k

OCTOBER 10th | SOMINOPHILIA w/ Levi Ackerman

☆ DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME cw: gn! reader, nightmares + insomnia mentioned, oral (m! receiving), handjob in dreams, implied age gap, set in around season 2 timeline? im kinda forgetting which season erwin was in... kissing..lots of kissing, reader being puppy coded and levi is sick in love 3.2k

OCTOBER 11th | COCK WARMING + NIPPLE PLAY w/ Suguru Geto

☆ SIT BACK AND RELAX! cw: afab!/fem! reader, reader gets called "ma'am" once, geto nipples are abused :/, bottom reader, creampie, reader is a bit of a pervert, nipple piercings mention, begging and crying 2.5k

OCTOBER 12th | SOUNDING w/ Keigo Takami

☆ SO FULL cw: gn! reader, sounding, HEAVY sub/dom spaces, hints of sado/masochism, mentions of anal fingering, keigo crying and twitching, cursing, pee/urine mentioned throughout 1.9k

OCTOBER 13th | DEGRADATION + COCK STEPPING w/ Douma

OCTOBER 14th | LEG HUMPING w/ Ryomen Sukuna

☆ ONE TIME THING cw: Gn! Reader, Yuuji and reader r dating (Yuuji x reader), lots of threatening of death/small violent acts,, reader slaps him, sukuna has 2 cocks in his true form, heavy power dynamics, mention of subspace, previous cuffing, small mounts of blood 4.4k

OCTOBER 15th | HYBRIDS w/ Megumi Fushiguro

☆ PURR OF AFFECTION cw: cat hybrid! Megumi, AFAB + owner! reader but no pronouns, reader is implied to be smaller than him, vaginal penetration, creampie, slight breeding kink, birth control mentioned and used, purring/licking/mewling, he calls you his "mate" and u tease him bout it, needy megumi 2.4k

OCTOBER 16th | PILLOW HUMPING + PHONE SEX w/ Tamaki Amajiki

☆ THE CALL BEFORE BED cw: sub! top! Tamaki, bottom! gn! reader, praise kink, slight breeding kink, reader is a slight tease and tamaki is trying not to pass out from embaressment, fantasies, creampie in fantasy Y/N? does that need a tag? 3.1k

OCTOBER 17th | VOUYERISM w/ Meguru Bachira and Yoichi Isagi

☆ PARTNERS TOUCH cw: Sub/bottom isagi, sub/top bachira, mlm, anal sex, AFAB! reader because of mentions of pegging, but rest is Gn!, overstimulation, doggy style, picture taking, hand job, praise, nickname "baby" once for Isagi 3.1k

OCTOBER 18th | DRY ORGASM w/ Yuuta Okkotsu

☆ LIKE A GIRL! cw: gn! reader, multiple orgasm, sorta mentions of cnc? idk, "breeder balls" are used in a silly goofy way, pregnancy mentioned, yuuta cums a total of six times, unrealistic portrayal of dry orgasms. 1.9k

OCTOBER 19th | PROSTATE MASSAGE w/ Seishiro Nagi

☆ WHAT A STRANGE FEELING cw: gn! reader, anal fingering, twitching, hand job, crying and drool 2.0k

OCTOBER 20th | BONDAGE w/ Nanami Kento

OCTOBER 21st | FROTTAGE w/ Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru

OCTOBER 22nd | A/B/O w/ Yoichi Isagi

☆ HEAT TALKING cw: Omega/bottom Isagi, Top/Alpha/Gn reader, omegaverse stuff (slick, claiming, scenting, etc.), isagi is in heat, readers pp could be read as strap or dick, marking/biting, slight blood, possesive behavior, instincts and stuff, isagi lowkey being feral 2.6k

OCTOBER 23rd | DRY HUMPING + CHOKING w/ Reo Mikage

OCTOBER 24th | SPREADER BAR w/ Zenitsu Agatsuma

☆ TWITCHY LITTLE THING cw: gn! reader, crying, reader kinda is pushy but Zenitsu is fine with it, VERY sensitive Zenistu, overstimulation 1.2k

OCTOBER 25th | RIMMING w/ Armin Arlert

OCTOBER 26th | PEGGING + PRAISE w/ Akaza

OCTOBER 27th | OVERSTIMULATION + EDGING w/ Megumi Fushiguro and Yuuji Itadori

☆ PICK YOUR POISON cw: Gn!/ sadistic/crazy?/meanish reader, weird amounts of cum...like a strangely alot of cum involved, frottage - mlm (ik ik i have another day for this only but i just had to include it), handjobs, bondage, megumi in subspace, megumi goes a little insane? reader checks up on him tho, orgasm denial, orgasm control 3.3k

OCTOBER 28th | EXHIBITION w/ Denki Kaminari

OCTOBER 29th | SADISM/MASOCHISM w/ Katsuki Bakugou

OCTOBER 30th | CONSENSUAL NONCONSENT (CNC) (DARK CONTENT) w/ Meguru Bachira

OCTOBER 31st | MASTURBATION w/ Izuku Midoriya

☆ LOST IN A FANTASY cw: fem/afab reader, izuku masturbates to your voicemail and pretends to fuck you, reader calls him baby, and he calls u hun, needy izuku 1.5k

TOTAL WORD COUNT: 54.3k - 21/31

[dollivication]

being a cat hybrid and having to deal with re2r!puppy!leon…except he’s mean and yucky.

tw: noncon, piss, forced breeding, manipulation, leon victimizing himself. dead dove. mdni.

re2r!puppy!leon who stole all the attention from your owner. him knocking over items and breaking them only to whimper and point his finger at you when your owner demands an explanation, ultimately resulting in you getting tossed out into the backyard to “reflect.”

re2r!puppy!leon who eats from your plate, giving your owner that pitiful little look that makes their heart melt everytime and any reprimands fall flat. telling you that leon is only a puppy, constantly justifying leon’s actions under the reason of him not knowing any better whilst doing jackshit to correct his behavior.

re2r!puppy!leon who scratches himself up and runs to your owner sobbing, recounting a fabricated tale of woe of how cruel you had been to him when he only wanted to “play.” you’ll see the slightest twitch of his lips, hinting at a smile as your owner raises their voice at you, forcing you to apologize to leon and threatens to give you up to a shelter if you don’t “start acting right.”

re2r!puppy!leon who weaponizes the fact that you’re on your last strike with your owner. knowing very well that you’re walking on eggshells and can’t do anything to defend yourself when he mounts you and lowers your panties, not unless you wanted to go back to a cold and cramped cell and start from square one again.

re2r!puppy!leon who whines as his cock finally settles into your depths, his balls drawing up as he fought off the immediate urge to cum inside you then and there. it’s uncertain who’s more pathetic at this moment—you, for being forced to let this happen, or him, for not being able to handle the simple warmth of a tight cunt.

re2r!puppy!leon who starts off rutting slowly into your pussy, soon picking up speed as his thrusts begin to lose a proper rhythm and become unceremonious. his ears flop with every harsh thrust into you, his tongue rolling out just a little to lap at your face like a true mutt.

re2r!puppy!leon who begins to blabber incoherently about fucking a litter into your womb, his hands going to squeeze at your tits haphazardly as he smears his saliva all over your mouth and cheeks. his tail wags frantically behind him, his sounds only growing higher and higher in pitch before he suddenly gasps.

re2r!puppy!leon who releases piss into your awaiting pussy, pulling back slightly to watch the stream be partially consumed by your greedy cunt and puddle on the floor beneath you. he gives a boyish chuckle, starting up his hips once more as the filthiest slick sounds fill the air accompanied by the sound of skin against skin.

re2r!puppy!leon whose collar’s pendant dangles above your head almost mockingly. the light occasionally getting caught in the bone-shaped gold where his name was embedded, reminding you of the disgusting dog that’s currently using your body as a fleshlight and urinal. the one your owner would sell a kidney for and die before faulting.

re2r!puppy!leon who mocks you breathlessly and brags about his untouchability, high on the power trip and the feeling of your gummy walls surrounding his dick. his back arching as he finally pumps ropes of hot cum into your womb, his cock inflating to make sure his semen stays inside you and hopefully takes root soon enough.

re2r!puppy!leon who nuzzles you, smiling brightly as if his hands were clean of any cruelties and this were a mutually consensual affair. not only having forced you to take his seed, but also having you bask in the sickening afterglow with him.

whatever he says goes. he’s got your owner wrapped around his finger, and you right under his thumb. and he’ll make sure you know that very well.

a naive re2r puppy leon is nice but what if he was a little fucked uph..

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[alienpossession]

The Shell: The Landing

The right landing should have delivered us right on the doorstep of the townhall of the small town, where we would quickly encounter all sort of human that probably gathered right away to observe us upon our landing.

We would then utilize that opportunity to paralyze them with our venom, gather their DNA, absorb it to our system and built our human shell that copied the townspeople for the perfect integration as we would then dispose their vegetative bodies. But, we instead landed off the town's border due to the rookie that probably put the wrong coordinate which resulted in us stranded in this forest and in human measurement, some 35 kilometres off from our supposed landing spot. That distance is a very miniscule one compared to the intergalactic journey we went through, but for human measurement, that's like a major miss and we ensured that we will relay this message once we are in contact with Mothership that stationed just outside Earth's orbit. The next batch should not experience this unfortunate circumstances

Yet, despite the isolation, we still managed to find a lot of traces of human existence among this wooded path. Sadly, it's not consistent enough to be extracted as a basis to build our shell as most of them tend to be sweat and urine instead of blood, saliva or sperm which has higher DNA consistency. But it's a huge wooded landscape and with that much human traces already, we kept our belief that we will find the necessary DNA source eventually.

After around 30 minutes, we finally found what we're looking for. It's near a structure we learned as a tent and there, we found copious amount of sperm and other things right next to a tree and basically spread around the area. As the one responsible for this pack, I decided to be the first one to initiate this whole thing so I absorbed all the DNA, hair, saliva and practically anything I could find in the perimeter and let the process kickstarted. I can feel my liquid form enlarged and started to harden as I emitted all the information I received from the sources to create the perfect human replica. The flashes of image I received about this human source sharpened the imitation to its finest details. I started from the head as we were taught in our academy to always form the brain and the head first because that's where we will control the shell from. This human has quite an angular facial feature peppered with shaved facial hair based on the genetic data. He has no inherited diseases whatsoever so I take the liberty to assume that this is a healthy person which means that he probably has decent built. The average height of the human in the area where we supposedly landed is around 6 feet tall so that's the height I set my shell to be. But everything becomes much more easier as this human all in a sudden walked out from his tent and started calling out another name

"Colin, is that you?" He faintly whispered. Did I and the pack make too much noise? Well, creating a shell is not necessarily a quiet process as we're practically building a skin but we believe we've been very quiet. Then, an animal we know called as deer appeared but the human seemed to not be that startled. Yet, just a glimpse of his look helped me to really fine-tune everything to perfection. I reshaped my shell's abdominal and pectoral muscle to be tighter and imprinted the ink I saw on the human. The taut legs and tight yet bubbly glutes followed suit alongside the hair on his legs and shaved pubic hair. I also notice the scars in his back and right above his ass crack and make his intricate web of veins that carried the blood to energized his body more visible in my shell to really match his. The final creation is the sexual appendage of the male human and despite not seeing it in full frontal form from the owner, I make an educated guess from the bulge he sported earlier and let the meat formed itself to become a 6.5 inches soft, uncut cock with a large grape-sized sperm glands or human usually called it as balls. It's modifiable after all, so no need to get it perfect on the first go

As I then take the time to create all the internal organs and placed myself to wrap this imitation brain of this shell like a cocoon, this shell is finally ready so I stand up and happily grinned looking at the rest of the pack

"Wait here, okay? All of you will have your turn coming,"

He's already back inside his tent when I stand up, so I slowly creep myself to ambush him before that Colin person comes back. He's sleeping naked with his ass on full display inside his tent, the fuzziness and arch of his ass inspired me to alter my shell right then and there for a perfect copy and before he's aware, I lunged right at him and started to circle my muscular forearm to choke him. We battled hard as he flailed around trying to get himself free, but I locked his neck and legs way too tight for him to get out from. When his body goes limp, I finalized the tiny details I failed to get by altering my shell before I enacted the final replication process. As my shell goes limp without me in control, I inserted myself to his brain to gather all information needed. It's a rather quick process as I simply wrap myself around his soon-to-be useless brain and absorbed all the information about.......Ryle Adams. Then, I slide out from his brain and entered my Ryle shell to then inject the memory to the mush of a brain of the shell so I can pass myself on as Ryle Adams with ease and also making this body able to function autopilot even when I'm not inside of him, a perfectly seamless integration

Now, time to clean up the old Ryle and prepare for Colin's arrival after his fishing duty. Maybe to make the replication easy, I should just stuff one member of the pack into Colin's brain, so once it gets out, it can simply replicate everything without making guesses or adjustment. Yeah, that sounds easier to be honest.....

[twola]

Chasing Waterfalls II

Arthur Morgan x F!Reader  Smut (18+), MDNI

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CW: watersports, piss kink You horny, horny degenerates you...

He doesn't quite know how he’s gotten here, but damn him if he’s going to complain. Just off the trail north of Cumberland Falls, his and your clothing are discarded in a pile near where the horses are hitched.

His desperately, achingly hard cock in the velvet, wet warmth of your mouth. The prettiest woman in the world, on your knees for him, bare as the day you were born.

You bob on him again, and he grunts in pleasure as you draw back and take him from your mouth. You nuzzle against his thigh, a string of saliva connecting your lips to the head of his cock for a moment.

“Yer the most perfect thing I’ve ever damn seen.” Arthur muses, petting your hair as a smile crosses his lips.

“Think I’ll be prettier after this.” You give a sly grin up to him as you squeeze his shaft with one hand.

You take his cock and hold it to point toward your chest. Your other hand trails up his thigh to his hip then crosses his lower abdomen. Stopping right above those chestnut curls and pressing against his skin. 

Arthur’s eyes widen.

“Are y’ serious?”

With an amused grin, you nod your head, readjusting your fingers around his cock and pressing again against his lower abdomen.

“You... You want…?” He asks, incredulously. There’s no way you could… 

His mind goes back to last week when he fucked you against that tree on the side of the road. The desperate, pained whine you made when he pressed on your abdomen, the way your breath hitched, and of course, the hot splash of liquid over his hand when you finally let go… For all the times he had fantasized of it, alone and on the road, having it actually happen set him ablaze inside. The force with which he came, jetting hot spend into your cunt, surprised even him.

“Let go, Arthur,” you sweetly say, holding his cock to your decolletage. 

He closes his eyes, biting his lower lip, and a full-body shudder works through the gunslinger’s six-foot frame. He visibly grits his teeth and then the warm liquid splashes hot against your chest. You moan at the feeling, causing Arthur to open his eyes again.

He cannot even try to hide the loud groan that claws up out of his chest. He watches the rivulets of that hot liquid trace down your frame: between your breasts, down your belly before dripping off you to puddle on the ground. You point his cock to the side ever so slightly and the stream of urine lands on the full swell of your breast, tracking down to your nipple and dripping down.

Arthur is damn sure that if he weren’t emptying his bladder he would be coming.

Finally, the stream from his cockhead peters off, and Arthur sucks in a breath. “My god-”

“Ain’t done, c’mon-” You say as you stand up, grabbing his hand and pulling him a few steps away to a soft patch of grass in the river’s bank, “Lay down.”

He fights every instinct he has to throw you to the ground and shove his cock into you and fuck you til you scream. He's so amazingly hard and desperate. This little stunt you’ve pulled has his blood on fire, and it’s all the restraint he has to let you take the lead.

He lays in that soft grass, all six feet of him sprawled out, his cock jutting up proudly from his hips, ready for you. You smile as you step one leg over his hip and let yourself down to your knees, Arthur’s hands clamp to your hips, guiding you down.

You lower yourself slowly onto his cock, his length parting you and burying deep, deep into your body. A whine escapes your mouth as you settle above him, his long, thick cock kissing the deepest parts of you. 

You roll your hips slowly, and both you and he are unable to stifle the moans at the motion. Your knees brace yourself on either side of his hips, your hands spread out on his broad chest; his hands on your hips, helping guide your movements as you begin to ride him.

“Oh, Arthur-”

“Tha’s it, that’s it- ngh- ride me, sweetheart-”

After some time, your bucking slows, and Arthur sits up on one elbow, about to whine about how cruel it was for you to stop. But he’s immediately drawn to how your eyes close in concentration for a moment.

It catches him by surprise. 

Your hips stutter, you exhale a breath you had been holding, and before he can react, the hot liquid starts to pool on his abdomen, dripping down either side of his waist and puddling on the ground.

You open your eyes, breathing heavily, and look down at his flabbergasted, aroused face as your bladder empties atop him. His eyes dart down to your cunt, to where you’re splayed atop his hips, where his cock spears into your body. Where the slab of muscle of his abdomen glistens with moisture in the sunlight. The sheen of wetness all over him, all over you.

Without warning, his hips buck up and he’s groaning embarrassingly loudly as he spends himself into your cunt, throwing his head back as the pleasure courses through his veins and out his cock.

“Oh… oh my god, you- you-” he sputters as soon as enough blood flow returns to his head from its southward journey.

You giggle. “C’mon, let’s clean off in the river.” 

Arthur is mesmerized as you push yourself up off of him, his spend trailing down your thighs as you stand above him. The urine on his abdomen cools as you step away from him, walking toward the river.

After a moment that he can confirm that he can indeed walk, he shoots up and follows you into the cold, fresh waters of the Dakota.

You hiss as you step in, the water making your skin break out in gooseflesh, but you quickly get used to the temperature. You wade out to the center of the river, where the water hits your waist. The cool, clear waters sluice down the curves of your body, cleansing your skin of his pleasure. Your hands rub between your legs, across your chest, and down your abdomen. Washing away evidence of the illicit activities just occurred.

For so long, he’s been embarrassed by these proclivities. But here you are, participating in them and even being aroused while doing so.

He too cups his hands full of river water and splashes it over his body. When sufficiently clean, Arthur grabs you and pulls you to him in an embrace. The cold river water rushes by at your waist as you snuggle into his arms.

“I love you.” He mutters into your hair.

You smile, squeezing your arms tighter around him. You can hear everything in those three words the man gives you. I love you, I love you and thank you, thank you for not running away when I showed you this part of me.

“I love you too.” You whisper in response, laying your head on his chest.

[theocddiaries]

Bruce: I know it's lame, but after last year, we promised the neighbors we would keep our decorations more family-friendly. Damian: We can't even carve a pumpkin? Bruce: The petition was very specific. Bruce [V.O.]: Every halloween, we have the best house. Last year, I took things to a whole new level… But apparently, it was too scary for some kids… And one adult.

Clark: I don't care what anyone says. You did not give that man a heart attack. Bruce: Thank you. Clark: You're not even scary. Bruce: …What do you mean, I'm not even scary? I literally almost scared the life out of a man. Clark: You literally scared a little saliva and a little urine out of him. That happens to me every time I see a monkey wearing people clothes. Bruce: I am plenty scary. And I used professional-grade makeup. Clark: That's the point, it was overkill. You're the kind of person who can be twice as scary without wearing any makeup. Bruce: …

[horsebark]

miscesuidae roles & behaviors

inspired by this miscervus post by @ruttingdoe

sow-> voluntary identity not exclusive to females. experience estrous & while they are less aggressive, there are definitely more dominant sow.

boar-> voluntary identity not exclusive to males. year round mating cycle dependent on sow. typically more aggressive.

experiences/behaviors

sounder-> swine social unit typically comprised of family.

eruption-> development of tusks. experienced by both sows and boars, but especially by boar. used by boar in competitive displays, but generally used as protection. cutters->lower tusks. prominent in boar. whetters-> upper tusks. at the base of tusks lie scent glands, which are used for marking and communication.

estrous-> experienced by sow. inclinations to form bedding/nest. increased sensitivity and swollen genitalia. increased barking & squealing vocalizations.

rut-> experienced by boar, but dependent on sow. increased aggression & sexual displays.

sparring-> competitive display between boar, but also done between sounder members (including sow!) to figure out sounder hierarchy.

wallowing-> bonding time amongst sounder members. preferably in a body of water, but always in the shade. gossip and allogrooming are encouraged. during rut/estrous, wallowing fulfills the additional purposes of sexual signaling & privacy.

scent rubbing and glands-> as mentioned, glands exist near the base of tusks and are additionally present near the wrists above the dewclaw, eyes, and genitalia. a boar may choose to rub tusk and other glands on the flank, shoulder, or genital region of a sow. saliva and urination are also used as modes of communication for mating.

vocalizations-> squealing indicates excitement, screaming is different and indicates aggression or fear. grunting indicates pleasure, lower and longer grunts moreso. grunting is also done while feeding, or interacting with sounder members. growling is an aggressive vocalization. sow tend to be more vocal.

[quillpokebiology]

Working in labs is so funny once you really think about it. "Oh, it's lunchtime! Man, working with blood, sweat, saliva, mucus, feces, urine, sperm, fur, teeth, and other weird stuff sure does make you hungry! 🥰🥰🥰🥰"