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*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

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Apple Bottomjeans is a beautiful gname for a gnome

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Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

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this is making me lose it

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the average tumblr user

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Snoop Dogg watching the Skateboarding finals with an unidentified man

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as a dyke I enjoy homosexual male erotica because it's a genre in which men and only men are the sex objects, making it difficult for heterosexual men to enjoy, but it's also still gay media so I can apply my advanced dyke goggles to it and reinterpret it as though it were about two women all along

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That's my take on them

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mom i can’t go to school today it’s a national holiday

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in my sophomore year of college this guy made these items which quickly became a craze across campus. i myself bought one of his sweaters, which says “GOOD AND DEAD” across the chest and “ARM PAIN” along the sleeves. he showed up at 11 pm on a bicycle to deliver the goods in the dead of winter, wearing a metal t-shirt tucked into khakis. his facebook screen name is an indecipherable series of symbols. i have no authentic way to credit him but i want to share his art with you.

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“The ring is mine”

I had this idea for so longgg. It’s based of the Fallen Angel painting.

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I relied on romantic maladaptive daydreaming for survival as a child, and have been love sick ever since

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choose your fav puppy

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Please go online to www. icarly. com. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.