#urge to pet them

[raeb33s-art]

Gale needs some glasses...

This did happen in this exact order and I had to step away

[monsterboyblood]

Some au concepts I’m gonna redo them cause there’s some stuff I don’t really like

[maegalkarven]

The "You have ruined me" Durgetash but with a twist.

Gortash ruined Durge for Bhaal, making them desire something over than death and destruction, making them want something (someone) for themselves. Making them lower their defences around him and inevitably providing Orin an opening to strike (I'm a firm believer Orin shifted into Gortash to get close to Durge).

And Durge ruined Gortash for Bane, making him...dare I say a little bit soft, making him wish to SHARE power and not hoard it all in his steely grasp. Making Gotrash seek an alliance, wanting an equal. Wanting the things for himself, things what contradict what Bane tells him he should seek or want.

In the end they both are worse by that, but in the unexpected way.

Neither Gortash nor Durge are what their gods want them to be. They're traitors, if merely in thoughts, of their goals, their paths, what they were meant to be.

In the end The Absolute plot falls because mortals do what they always do: act by their own will, compromising carefully constructed plan of the gods.

[rhadamantthys]

level 4 going great, took shadowheart off the party bc i had to do karlach's questline rq and then forgot to put her back on so we beefin our way thru every encounter

[vialae]

I do find the idea of Gortash doing a political/arranged marriage thing interesting because it does play into the notion that he clearly doesn’t care for other people and instead only sees them as pieces to use to get to his goals.

However, if durgetash is also a thing within that, then that poor spouse.

Gortash would have to make Durge promise not to kill them; swear on it since this spouse is simply a piece of their plan and nothing more.

However, Durge is still very upset with their existence as a spouse regardless of genuine emotions being there or not. Besides, just because Durge agreed not to kill them, they could still scare them, make them ill, maybe even outright injure them.

Maybe even at some point, the spouse wakes up in the middle of the night and can hear a muffled argument. They get up and step closer to the door, and they can hear Gortash whisper shouting about a pact and how they need to remain alive for the domination of whichever city/country they are aiming for next.

Not only would they suffer with being in a marriage that is clearly nothing more than a business transaction with one of the craziest men in Faerun, but there seems to be an even crazier individual always lingering just being him, with eyes that burn hot and are full of pure hatred whenever they look at the spouse.

Nothing but psychological torment for the rest of their life because they got dropped into the middle of the most complex toxic and vicious relationship in Baldur’s Gate.

[salparadiselost]

I am currently resisting the urge to write another animal transformation fic.

[good-beanswrites]

I have questions about that last fic. How did the prisoners alter their uniforms, and what were the consequences? What did they throw at Es? What did they trick Fuuta into eating and how? How did they try to catch Jackalope?

LMAO murder aside these ten know how to cause problems on purpose 😭 Hehe thank you for your curiosity, I genuinely had visualized some specifics for these while writing >:3 So --

Mahiru started sewing patches and ribbons and things onto her uniform dress. She got very bold very quickly, though, completely replacing whole sections with colorful fabric (like swapping out the entire skirt/bodice/sleeves) so it was pretty obvious. Es replaced all her uniforms with the standard ones and limited her requests to only small amounts of fabric at a time. (Who’s to say she isn’t secreting these away to patch together later, though…)

I was influenced by seeing two “what are the limits of Milgram’s no-violence policy, really” posts very recently. I think if the object could cause absolutely no harm, it’s possible to hit Es with it. I’m thinking basic crumpled paper or even a lightweight food -- something harmless but very sticky and gets in their hair… either way Es is Not Pleased. I feel like this could have been anyone except Haruka and Mahiru, as even the more "mature" prisoners would just be curious about what would happen.

My original thought was cake, but now that I’m fact checking I see that it grows mold pretty quickly… So maybe pudding: the eggs and milk spoil a bit before you see actual mold. Whoever has decided to be a menace (my guess is Yuno or Mikoto) puts up a whole farce about food preferences and whether or not they can identify specific flavors in this special dessert Jackalope secreted away, and unfortunately Fuuta is a hungry boy and it’s not very difficult to get him to take a big bite 😔

Jackalope lounges around the prison, chilling with the prisoners and taking naps in whatever place he finds comfortable. They try sneaking up to where he’s settled in, distracting him with treats and gentle words to see how long they can keep him in place as they give him gradually more noticeable pets. Muu has coaxed him into enough peace to take off his hat and pet his head, but no one’s managed to give him little scritches before he tries to regain his dignity and scurries away. Little do they know, he forces Es to scratch, pet, brush, and cuddle him every single night under the pretense of their official duties.

[emissary-of-dog]

augh. aro but only in the case of real people. i am very very very interested in some fictional characters you see

[fairycosmos]

These are Mischa (cow spots) Blue (gray) and Sam (puppy dressed as a sheep)

[bibleofficial]

obsessed w gen alpha

[meownotgood]

Tbh I'd let Aki dogsit my babies,,, they are a weird bunch but I feel like Aki would get along a bit with them

THEIR SILLY SMUSHY FACES 😭😭😭😭💓 I CAN'T THEY'RE SO CUTE

[frogspawned]

anyone who has ever had to re-home a pet. you chose to look at your circumstances, or your pet's needs, and you chose to make sure they went somewhere right for them. you did good. i love you

[verved]

Connor is so pretty but while most other ppl w that shared opinion want to kiss him or something my first thought is "chew his face off" or "put him in a blender"

He is like a stim toy. To me.

[nostalgicfun]

"Obscure Games from My Childhood” | The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius: Attack of the Twonkies | (1/7) 🌈

[magicstormfrostfire]

Nothing to me is more miserable than waking up from a dream and the only things I remember from it is the sensation of being deeply loved, and getting ripped away from the sensation by waking up and coming back to reality.

[urthemiiel]

my personal hc for the dark urge is that the urges were used as like a training tool while durge was growing up. like a shock collar conditioning a dog into being submissive