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caruliaa · 2 years ago

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staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)

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crow-quet · 2 months ago

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appledash?

i know i havent been giving the other ones names but between the talent idea i had and the fact it was RIGHT THERE .... i couldnt help myself HAHA

#my art #art #digital art #artists on tumblr #mlp #mlp fim #mlp fankid requests #mlp fankids #mlp nextgen #appledash #fankid requests #design requests #asks #i have no ideas on how he wouldve gotten his cutiemark but i do feel like he probably got it kinda early #TYPICAL RAINBOWDASH BEHAVIOR /j #i also feel like he takes a little longer to blow up? he'll get mad like dash but he'll sit there and seethe until he cant take it anymore #LMFAO #anyways!!!! a guy :) enjoy !!!!#also i love looking like ur grandparent rep bc. i look like my mom in the face but boy do i take after my memere

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triona-tribblescore · 8 months ago

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Fuggler Mikey says hi

H-hi *holding him at arms length*

#mom pick me up im scared #/j i love his fugly lik face aw come'er lil guy lemme squish ur lil face >w #🤣what an ask lmao #HOW R YOU DOING?? :D #ask #tribbletalks #moots

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thecanvascreature · 1 year ago

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:3c

#madness combat #art dump #hank j. wimbleton #my art #2bdamned #2bhank #<— kinda #chaser.fla #ermmm your mom ur mother ooh ur #mc hank #antipathy hank #9.5 ref

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sseulr1n · 5 months ago

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=͟͟͞♡ tysm for 2.7k !!

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#⠀⠀⠀ sseulr1n ⠀⠀⠀✿⠀⠀⠀ ( tiktalks ) ⠀⠀⠀#⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ i forgt to psot for 2.5k so im foing thjs sorry but wyah here u go i love love loev love love lovelove loevlove lo #love u guys sm ime very very grayeful nd thankful like i could never imagine a little sill girl like me would even reach this far #like omg ppl that know me irl dont know tgat i have 2.7k (almosy) ppl tgat follow me like tgats an insane number u guys should #low ur screen time nd touch grass lmfao laughing laughing im wheezing i love being a comedian sometims #if my mom found out abt tgis theyre gonan be like “damn my kid be lije zendaya #mr beast elon musk taylor swift like i thoght she was nothing but a disappointment good thing i gave birth to her“ /j i love my mom #she would never say such thing but in short all i want to say is im very thankful and grateful to u guys thats all:3 #oh and last thing..................................................................................i love............beomgyu

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that-one-guy-into-these · 9 months ago

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Undead unluck spoilers ⏳

He got too wrapped up in the excitement and failed to notice hes been officially reported as missing for 20 something years 🤷‍♂️

#undead unluck #undead unluck spoilers #uu spoilers #ichico nemuri #nico vorgeil #they prolly kept their families informed off screen #...#probably #plot twist hes actually an orphan /j #pov ur Nicos mom after ur son just magically disappears (all thats left of him is an apartment with a broken door and extinguished fire

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lyddieowl · 2 years ago

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SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 9!!

MOTHER I'M SORRY MOMMY OOPSIE M-

summer rose if ur free call me xoxo

#rwby #rwby volume 9 spoilers #rwby spoilers #summer rose #ruby rose rwby #ruby ur mom is kinda...#when ur done in the tree give me her number /j #team strq #strq

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sieglinde-freud · 7 months ago

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charlotte on the mind i need to show everyone her variation on the ignatius mother support (which if u didnt know, some “generic” parent supports in fates have slight variations in dialogue depending on the parent! its usually slight, but still) because i think it is. so funny. and ive checked, its completely unique to her

LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GIRL!!!i love you

#ann plays fates #ignatius’s generic mom support is actually really funny #but charlottes always gets me #PLEASE IGNORE HIS HAIR. I HAD BENNY MARRY KADEN AND I WASNT GONNA MAKE A WHOLE NEW RUN TO MAKE THE HAIR RIGHT #but yeah. generally im a big charlotte/benny fan i was j doin smthn diff this time #their family dynamic is soooo funny… i love u girl and ur family of cowards

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lesbiantrish · 2 months ago

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#im falling apart #its starting to get to the point that it always does #instead of answering every single message i dont reply every single second #im not replying to my mom as much #fuck i want to fucking disappear holy fuck.#genuinely think everyone would be better off #literally just a burden #not trying to play victim i genuinely feel like j an #i only make everything worse #‘ur so nice!!!’ im literally a horrible person.#and i cant even kms becahse when i feel burnjng i get flashbacks #like what the fuck is wrong with me just man up and die #sui vent #tw sui implied #s/h tw #idk what else #tw sui ideation #vent

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meatriarch · 4 months ago

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ok but also vaguely re: the other post but also just in general like. i think it'd be super funny if like. mr jones taught ginny how to shoot ( at least enough to be somewhat familiar enough with handling them etc. ) but like just imagine mama ginny finally Having Enough and pulling a shotgun out of the backseat of her minivan,

#[ ♡ ] ── * virginia j. / 𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘦.#... she doesnt have a minivan. but the sentiment still stands-#idk its like the picture-perfect all-american stereotype kinda family on the surface that the Jones' give off. but then mr jones ofc having #the unfortunate aftermaths of being active m.ilitary in certain instances. ginny being so warm-hearted motherly nurturing etc #but also in her own right kind of hardened herself bc being a nurse / in the medical field is often fucking Horrendous & the shit u see-#but the both of them having tried incredibly hard in spite of both ends to give jesse as normal & loving & supportive of a family unit.#but i feel mr jones & vice versa with ginny - they were each others pillars in so many ways & him not being around both beats her down #& also reinforces her if that makes any sense idk #either way i just think mama ginny deserves a Fucking Gun sometimes- thats it. thats the hc. ur welcome !#( im also listening to ginnys playlist & im still so right for milf$ / stacys mom / & all the mom-cleaning-music type songs on here )

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handsomegentlebutch · 7 months ago

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My 3 little cousins were baptized today. "Triggered" is kind of a strong word but being in a catholic church again... I'm a little fragile rn ngl.

#butch speaks #it was hard not to shake as i held J over the basin to have the water poured on his head #when he was cleansed of sin. as if a little kid could ever knowly or intentionally offend a so-called loving god #the words came naturally to me #but they meant nothing #i remember when they used to mean something. when i begged gods forgiveness for my sin (being a lesbian) and tried to pray the gay away #i remember how much i wanted to die bc i could never truly embrace the sacred #i STILL deal with the complex of catholic guilt. its a very real thing. its hard to shake #i cant help but wonder if the catholicism ingrained in my brain is why i have a hard time with casual dating n sex #fun fact: there was a point when i was a teen that i got REALLY catholic #i prayed everyday. i talked to my patrin saint (st agnes) every day. i wantsd to become a nun #the thought of marrying a man mad me more sad than feeling like an alien did. so id marry the church as a nun.#not the way to hide being a dyke when ur fam is catholic btw LMAO #the first priest i knew was father joe. i loved that guy. he was so kind. friendly. briming with love.#he was one of my biggest references for what a good person was like #he talked about gods love a lot. how its for everyone. no one is exluded. ever.#he used to look right at me when he said stuff like that. a few other kids too. all of whom grew up to be queer #then father joe passed away. our church merged with another church. father jeff was the priest there.#he was kind but not as kind. he talked about hell and sin more. he looked at the same kids father joe did.#but the kindness in his eyes wasnt there.#that wasnt for us.#my family wasnt even THAT catholic #i went to church every sunday i did vacation bible school and catechism classes and youth group #i was an altar servant and in the choir #i even used to speak/understand a little latin #imagine how much worse id have been if my mom could have afforded catholic school lmao #grateful to have grown up poor in that regard #hm. actually... reading my own tags. mayne we were pretty catholic actually.#fucking hell.#i need to have lesbian sex in a church before god and everyone. mayeb that would fix me.

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17gz · 19 days ago

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loooove when some skinny bitch says shes gonna fight me if she sees me irl (even though she was the problem LOL) like im a big fat man wtf are u gonna do. all i gotta do is tug on ur split end riddled hair that u use as ur entire personality. like pleeeaseeee try me i could fold you like a lawn chair

#anyways j***** if you see this do ur mom a favor and kys #she likes me more than you LOL

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sandpapersnowman · 27 days ago

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does anyone have any suggestions for like. side hustling things? not to get too personal but my mom's work place was destroyed by Helene and she's getting unemployment for now but is thinking she ultimately wants to use the circumstances to relocate up closer to where I live

I want to like. do Something. art commissions? writing commissions?? I have some jewelry I've made that I need to like set up a website to sell or like go to a local art thing and sell or something. I'm getting back into pixel art/animation. idk. I'm gonna be earning more from work with the holiday busies but I want to be able to like Really help her financially bluh

#I'm thinking I should also make a solid list of like Christmas gifts and stick to them rather than going wild this year #so technically alice is covered bc I bought her new headphones and said they're early Christmas #Taylor is covered mostly. J is covered mostly. jena and Alex I'm working on. fen and Heather I got no damn clue #ugh I should get my boss something but she would also understand if I Didn't bc of helping my mom move lol #idk. this is a general outreach for ideas #maybe once it gets down to it I'll just start promoting my Kofi and being like yeah I'll doodle ur blorbos or something #we don't know the timeline yet either of like if she's gonna move right away or if she's going to wait until spring or what #if she waits until spring she wants a laptop to work from home where she's at right now #but if she wants to move Now then I need money Now u know 😬#idk idk. stressed but not crazy stressed but also Stressed lmao

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levforfakes · 10 months ago

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UM

UM LUKE

WHAT ARE U DOING.

DONT TOUCH MY GUY LIKE THAT

#j saw the prev for the next episode #the little scene where luke pats percy on the shoulder in the woods #alone #in the dark #gods percy #didnt ur mom ever teach you to be weary of strange men #i cant watch this #im gonna die #watch me vanish off the face of the earth next week #pjo #percy jackson #pjoverse #pjo tv show #pjo tv spoilers #pjo series #luke castellan

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that-one-guy-into-these · 9 months ago

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