#unubinary thinks

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Greek demigods shoud be more insane. Annabeth eyes flicker with madness when creating a plan. Travis and Connor faces after a heist, making an expression that no one with sanity should be able to make. A glint in their eyes that fist more with Dionysus followers then on children. Especially year-rounder, you’re planning to tell me that constant close contact to the god of madness doesn’t levels lasting effect. clarisse laugh should sounds like it belongs in a mental hospital before she go’s into a fight.

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there’s probably a reason why favorite characters are the ones I imagine as chronically exhausted.

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I think the best characterization of Grover is where he’s sweet and kind to his friends

and 1000% ready to use psychological warfare were ever and whenever possible.

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designing epic! Hermes

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The head counselors are a master class in parenfication

-Pollux probably

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I keep spinning @bugwolfsstuff dark gods au around in my head, so long post of every thing spinning.

Travis helps Chris escape, even if for a bit. This result in a bit bonding between the two.

Mr. D bringing up mortals need to interact with others to stay mentally healthy, directly insults in Will’s kidnapping

the Stoll brothers start breaking out of boredom.

Hermes tackling one of the Stoll’s after an escape attempt

Hermes attempted to stop the Stoll brothers ability to shadow travel, severely underestimating, how often they needed to do it when it was fairly bright out.

dose Travis get a break of being a Soto parent?

travis and Chris are in college, what are the mortal reactions to their kidnapping?

can demigod interact with other demigod who aren’t their siblings?

What is Hermes reaction to Grover? And with the empathy link in play Does Poseidon grab Grover to keep his son from dying and being depressed?

if this happens after tsats can Will give Hades a disease to escape.

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So I have a headcanon that Grover was blessed by Hermes with persuasion for getting his favorite kid to camp safely. The main reason for this is daring SoM Grover convince the Cyclops that he’s all so a cyclops (which he’s sent should given away he’s a syter.) And piling that off for weeks at least. And with the new a tv series he manipulates Areas. The convincing the nature spirits to Aiden with Manhattan is just more evidence of it.

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not being able to identify emotions

Regardless of your gender or sexuality, reblog this and tag your most hetero male trait. Mine is either obsessing over my Altima or sitting around watching TV shows about air disasters.

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I been thinking about Rachel and Grover meeting with the Romans. Can we talk about the power move’s that Rachel and Grover pulled.

Rachal telling them that she hit the Titan Lord, Kronos, in the eye. that she hit him with a (blue) hairbrush.

And when they rush them, Grover turns the weapons into plants. Here’s something should be very easy to figure out that he would be able to control the plants. He removed their weapons and made them extremely vulnerable to his wims with a few notes from pipes.

I want to know what the Romans were thinking in that moment. The meeting with two beings they consider to be lesser than them, then one of the performance a move that as far as we were aware, only Gods would be able to change inorganic to organic. And the other hits the father of the gods in the eye.

what the fuck did Octavian say to them after that? How did you convince him to fight after that display?!

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Hestia missing au

Hestia is the one taking instead Hara

Leo is a champion for Hestia 

Leo’s Tía Callida is still Hera it to important to his character development

Hara/Juno realizing the Giants and Gaia are rising/awakening sees Hestia goes missing reminding what happened to her, getting the seven of the prophecy ready.

The start follows canon 

Jason not know jack shit

Piper and Leo’s memories of a trio with Jason still happen 

Japer is not happing (I don’t like it)

Grover comes with Annabeth instead of Buch 

why was Hastia is the one taken and not Hera, Hastia would assumedly be less noticeable hostage to raise the king of the Giants 

Hera still switch Percy and Jason 

Like I said similar to canon

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ever getting irrationally angry when someone doesn’t follow headcannons for certain characters.

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imagining dipper learning Mabel stole his identity, bursting out with laughter. He will not let her forget this day they dies.

Could you draw that "I trust you" scene with Mabel and Stan but with the relativity AU? (The stan twins and pine twins swap ages au)

OF COURSE, I WILL GLADLY DRAW THEM!!! 💥💥💥

I’m gonna post a long winded thesis about my thoughts on this AU, my take on the AU, and two additional arts under the cut because ooooh boy it’s a tad bit long lol. Also, please please forgive the formatting, I’m writing this all on the fly and it’s extremely disjointed, sorry- 💥

I know there’s the ‘canon’ Relativity AU designs and character dynamics, however I don’t really like them that much ngl. I feel like it mostly just ends up with ‘Mabel and Dipper get switched with Stan and Ford with no nuances once so ever’ and that BLOWS!!! There’s so much potential there and no one is playing with it!! YOU GUYS DON’T EVEN HAVE MABEL PRETENDING TO BE DIPPER, WHATS THE POINT????

Not only that but I feel like making Dipper and Mabel’s dynamic just Ford and Stan’s when they’re adults is a HUGE simplification of their characters. Like, Mabel and Dipper fight, but they don’t fight like Stan and Ford, they’re not as hard headed and stubborn. Mabel would commit some crimes yes, but I don’t believe she would get into some of the heavy shit Stan had in his past. I refuse to believe Mr. Dipper ‘Undiagnosed Anxiety Disorder’ Pines would fall for Bill’s flattery as easily as Ford did.

The Pines Twins are very different from the Mystery Twins. Mabel and Dipper didn’t grow up with a father constantly comparing the two and pinning them against each other, outright telling one kid they’ll always be a failure while the other is going to have the burden of making their family rich. They never had that tension. They wouldn’t be walking on eggshells around eachother as adults.

I know that makes the concept sound boring to some, ‘Where’s the fun in the AU if you take away the sibling fighting’. You cowards, you can still have it, young Stan and Ford are RIGHT THERE. During the second half of the show when Dipper comes back through the portal, instead of having the older set of twins, something that doesn’t male sense with their characters, have a building tension that’s going to explode soon and keep it between Stan and Ford, don’t take it away from them. If anything, I think taking away the resentment and anger growing between the two and giving it to Mabel and Dipped is a butchering of all the characters.

Sure that means some of the episodes would have to change or be completely erased, but that’s fine!!! Make up some new ones!!! Get silly with it!!!

Mabel and Dipper talk about feelings, Stan and Ford don’t. Mabel and Dipper can’t stay mad at each other, Stan and Ford will try and stay mad for decades because being angry is easier than being upset.

In my idea of this AU that fight at the end of Weirdmageddon HAS to be between Stan and Ford, and Stan HAS to still be the one getting his memories erased.

💥 Post Not-What-He-Seems Relativity AU Rambling Below 💥

Dipper is a paranoid man, fool him once you’re never going to fool him again. He would never in a million years ever work with Bill again. Ford however is an extremely lonely child, both he and his brother are desperate for any type of positive attention. I think Bill would see him as a potential protege, especially since Ford is a ‘freak’ like he is and the kid is extremely smart for his age. He’s malleable, Bill probably thinks he could shape him uo to be the perfect lackey.

Ford, being the lonely kid he is, probably does fall for the praise initially. He craves attention and Bill pushes all the right buttons and says all the right words, tries and gains his trust even if time has proven again and again that he shouldn’t be trusting the demon.

The tension between the Stan Twins would grow after Grunkle Dipper comes back because Ford is upset that Stan didn’t listen to him (even if it was for the best that he did) and that Grunkle Dipper forgave Graunty Mabel so easily because if Ford was in those shoes he wouldn’t have. It grows more and more as Ford becomes distant and Stan tries to connect with his brother to no avail. Which, of course, comes to a boiling point when Ford says he’s going to stay in Gravity Falls and learn under Grunkle Dipper. Stan is rightfully upset. He can’t go back to New Jersey by himself. It’s always just been the two of them, he needed Ford, he couldn’t handle school or their father by himself. He can’t be alone.

Unlike Mabel who just wanted one more day of summer, Stan wishes that he wouldn’t be alone, which indirectly causes Weirdmaggendon.

Stan’s prison bubble would probably be a fake New Jersey-esc town full of a bunch of little Stan running around. Town O’ Stan. A place where no Stan is left behind.

Ford says some nice words to Stan there to get him outta there but there is still this intense tension between the two.

During the Cipher Wheel Ford is the one who tackles Stan. The two fight, whining out hurtful words neither of them mean and only stop when Bill shows up and captures them. Graunty Mabel and Grunkle Dipper run off and distract Cipher in hopes that they can keep the attention on themselves long enough that their great nephews could come up with a plan to escape.

The younger twins don’t find a way out and instead, finally, have an actual talk about their feelings, one that definitely ends up in tears as the two talk about the pressure that’s put on them or how worthless they feel. After that the boys get a rush of determination to escape when Stanley has a plan. Ford immediately hates the plan but Stan insists that they do it, in his own words, ‘Let me prove I can do something right for once.’

When Bill comes back and threatens to kill either Mabel or Dipper just for the hell of it, Ford calls out that he’d like to make a deal.

He wants to work with Bill, let Bill into his mind willingly. Bill immediately jumps on that offer. Ford is a promising young kid, perfect henchmaniac potential, not to mention it would absolutely devastate Dipper is his great nephew willingly turned to Bill’s side.

He goes into Ford’s head, revealing Stanley just in time to reveal that he was trapped, panicking as he was erased with a swift left-hook along with a kid who was happy to prove he was good for something after all.

Everyone was devastated after Weirdmaggedon of course, a child had his mind completely wiped. Stanford took it the worst, he just managed to finally break down those words that others built in his head, that he was too good for Stanley or that he didn’t need a knucklehead like him dumbing down his brain, and now his brother was gone. Just like that.

We all know what happens after this, Stan gets his memory back, everyone celebrates and the Stan twins are sent home, promising each other that they’ll never let anyone try and tear them apart ever again. Dipper and Mabel stay at the shack, after all, all they could ever want is there, where else could they possibly go?

Sorry this was… extremely rambly and long, I am extremely tired and can’t think straight I have a bunch more ideas and concepts so if anyone’s desperately wants to hear them just ask I guess, sorry you read this dumb of ass essay haha 💥

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a another reason, grover should’ve been a part of heroes of Olympus

I’m thinking about the first time I read tlh, and Percy should have haunted the narrative more. I’ve honestly forgot he was missing for the majority of the book. And until Thalia showed up I’ve forgotten at all he should’ve been haunting the narrative.

I think Grover would have been a good way to do that, when we think of Grover, we think of his relationship with Percy. Grover after his been saved from Mina, what I’ve been a good reminder of Percy to the readers. After saving Grover from Medea, we could have comment of preferring Polyphemus because he had some agency. That would have been such a good way to remind readers of the empathy like and how it works.

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Travis Stoll headcanon

• Travis is two years older than Connor

• he very protective

• inherited his dad domains of travel, trickery, persuasion, and hospitality

• got to camp to camp at 8

• lead himself and Connor to the state of New York, finding their Syter guide going to the city

• fate flow is familiar loyalty

• chronically physically and emotionally exhausted

• At 18 becomes the sole legal Guardian for claimed year-rounders Hermes kids

• Travis is more brutal than Conner, threat to his home or family is treated with extreme prejudice

• was solo head counselor until the summer of manhattan

• help the new head counselors after Manhattan get used to responsibilities

• when to a college in New York

• made his college plans before the second giant war started

• Hermes founded and owns the apartment technically, Travis doesn’t have any bills for it

• lots of pets. Pigeons, dogs, ferrets

• daydreams of living alone in the woods but could never do that to his siblings

• one night after prank someone he found two German shepherds puppies in his bed from Hermes

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something happened to to ao3 visuals and it’s messing with me

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friends to lovers with kink discovery

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