#until i was literally 17

[saphushia]

i require an extremely specific variety of dp x gf crossover so i am resorting to creating it myself

[hisirdouxcasperan]

“Ah, Man in Moon! Sandy, why didn't you say something?”

Bonus:

[fujii-draws]

OKAY! Chatot rant in tags below! Read at your own discretion.

[bikerboyfriend]

he's listening to kaanapali beach by tom braxton on his jailbroken radioport

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

i love skk theyre so everything

[cosmicrhetoric]

this is what those damn one piece episode title cards are like

[anotherpapercut]

yesterday a couple of the teens at work mentioned that they assumed I was like 18-20 years old and did not want to believe that I was older than the other staff member so I showed them my ID and said "see, 1999" and one of them yelled "IT HAS A 19 IN IT???"

then not 2 hours later a child I do not know asked if I was "a teen or a staff" and when I said staff he said "well you look like a teen"

[guinevereslancelot]

for the first time in my life i was just asked if i have kids instead of if i'm in college yet. the years start coming and they don't stop coming huh

[shiraoyagi]

getting back into danganronpa (sort of) is so funny because of how different its fandom is from prsks. i scroll through the komahina tag and the second post is some kind of sexual reference, and nobody cares because the characters are canonically 18. meanwhile, if you say something like "i need tsukasa tenma carnally" (character that is also canonically 18), you will be publicly executed in prsk fandom and i think the polarity is absolutely hilarious

[outfoxt]

there need to be more hours in the day

[p4nishers]

are you normal or can you recite the entirety of good omens s2 ep1 (yes that specific ep) with sound effects and exact faces because you've started over so many times and you never finish it bc im obviously the first one i don't even– excuse me oooiiii yes was that you oh err hi yeah if you don't mind could you hold this while i crank it all up um which way up does it go well like that just hold it tight there you go–

[arts-i-enjoy]

AHHHHHH

[spriteofmushrooms]

Wei Wuxian's complete disregard for Jiang Cheng's personhood compels me almost as much as Wen Ning treating him like an accessory person. Little brother shaped. Princess in a tower boy. Object man.

[synelven]

tell me im a bad man kick me like a stray

(ceres when she was 16 and 32)

[sa-bo]

Genuinely need a break from this arc real quick why does One Piece delve so deep into the ethics of war this arc, like holy shit I'm gonna fucking die

[lem-argentum]

playing ff.xiv blind as a th.ancred fan from the beginning is so funny. “hmm i wonder where than is- WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS POSSESSED BY ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL BEINGS IN THE UNIVERSE….....” “hmm i wonder what happened to than after he was teleported from the- HIS ABILITY TO INTERACT WITH THE NATURAL ENERGY OF THE WORLD WAS SEVERED AND HE HAD TO FEND FOR HIMSELF FOR MONTHS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE????” “yaay than gets to help us with planning our defenses :D- DID HE JUST DIEoh he’s not dead his soul was just RIPPED AWAY TO ANOTJEJR WORLD????!?!?” “ohh he gets to fight r.yne’s awful guardian figure i wonder what he’s gonna- DID HE JUST DIEoh he’s fine nevermind he gets to have resolved character development now :)” “aww okay we get to go to the end of the universe together, and he’s already gone through so much so clearly nothing bad will happen to hDID HE J