#unserioes

[muxas-world]

Motogp in a nusttel

[19871997]

some fuckass asked willy nylander if he wanted to see sidcros in the playoffs five hours ago and the leafs took that to mean We will exterminate that old man

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

DISCLAIMER: DANIEL ESTRIN IS A HIGHLY QUALIFIED LAWYER. NO DISRESPECT IS INTENDED. UNSERIOUS POST.

[akuasucc]

she seen the cartier and got a cardiac arrest you know what happened next!

[jacksonxellis]

"Yeah...." He dragged his answer on, "Sort of pathetic." He chuckled slightly and cleared his throat. He didn't want to come off to insensitive by a little joke. "Not pathetic at all." It had only just happened. He wasn't sure that everyone had a backup because he sure didn't. "I'd offer my place, but stranger danger." Though, his place could be open. Always open for cute women. "I'm sure you'll figure something out. I'll keep you in my thoughts."

Phoebe wasn't sure if anything about this was actually good, but she nodded along regardless. She figured it was kind of good that she wasn't too traumatized. "I guess you could say that, yeah," she said with a hint of a smile. This guy was sort of weird, but he seemed to be particularly well-versed in making light of serious shit and she kind of needed that in this instance. "I hadn't really given that a lot of thought just yet, but I guess I don't. Sort of pathetic."

[ffrederiks]

They're so unserios like pls 💀

[spot-the-antisemitism]

(((Israel))) is the most unserios thing I've written

no neo-nazi would be like

"hey Nick did you know Israel is RUN SOLELY BY JEWS. Suspicious"

"Yes Milo, you idiot, we fucking know."

[dogjak]

Jill Tuck is such an unserios name, what the hell are you?? a drag queen?

[winterwump]

Hii can i request goo x gun nsfw hcs? 🥺 Love you, stay safe 💘

💚NSFW Headcanons for Gun x Goo💚

Author’s Note: 🚨THIS IS A MLM PAIRING, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE MLM SHIPS, KEEP IT PUSHING🚨 Hi Anon! I’m glad you requested this bc I ADORE these two more than I love most things!!! I REALLY hope you meant these two as a couple and not individually lol. I have made this mistake b4😅 Here's the SFW Headcanons 🩵 This is a LONG one so ENJOY!!!

Just to get this out of the way: They’re both switches!!! Fuck all of that heteronormative “who’s the top?” and “who’s the bottom?” bullshit.

They both think it's dumb and, there was a mutual understanding between the two that they don't mind going both ways with each other.

Sex happens in the most yee-yee ways. Like, at random while Goo is cooking, Gun decides that he wants to give head.

And 9 times out of 10, Goo is down for impromptu sex.

But funnily enough, Gun is not very likely to have a moment like the one previously described.

Gun would have to be super wound up sexually to just suck dick on Impulse lol.

They have matching sex drives…kinda.

I know that sounds like I contradicted myself from what I said about Gun, just hear me out please:

Both Gun and Goo have high sex drives, it’s just that Gun doesn't typically initiate sex and it takes him a while to get going (NO Gun does not have an erectile dysfunction lolol)

Goo, however, seems like he’s ready to go at all times, and he’s much more likely to initiate sex.

Goo is the type to drop random sexual innuendos into casual conversations that he’s having with Gun.

Like Goo is known for being “The Most Unserios Man on The Planet™”, but he’s not the type to be blatantly sexual even with Gun.

So chances are, if Goo is throwing out sex joke after sex joke, it's safe to say that Goo NEEDS to get off.

These two have mastered the art of a quickie and all variations of the proverbial quickie.

Handjobs under a table?- You got it!

Super GawkGawk-3000 WITH a facial while being chauffeured to an event? - They’ve done it (Lil Nasties lol)

Even though they’ve mastered the ancient art of being sexual deviants in public, Gun and Goo do find the time to have long-form bedroom fun.

Marathon sex. They have marathon sex. Albeit, not that often but the point still stands.

So when I say marathon sex, I mean upwards of 3 to 4 hours.

For context, sex on average last for about an hour (including foreplay). So these mfs are going at it.

But don't think that GG aren’t taking breaks throughout the marathon. Because trust me, they are. But with a caveat.

Marathon sex for GG is like a war of attrition. Think back to when they were in the sauna. Except for this time, they’re seeing which one of them cums first lol.

I lied in my SFW HC for these two when I said that paying for their penthouse was the only thing that they went 50/50.

I say that because whenever these idiots are doing their war of attrition, its split 50/50 on who cums first lol. 

But once they’re both completely spent and can't go anymore, these two don't cuddle. At least Gun doesn't

Gun: It's too damn hot for cuddling, move (Cuz Goo would, no doubt, would be sprawled out on Gun regardless of who topped)

Goo: Boo you’re no fun!! Don’t you wanna hold each other?

Gun: Fuck no.

Goo: Yea, I don’t blame you!

And Goo goes to sleep, while Gun has one last cigarette before going to sleep as well.

This was fun to write, and I really hope you enjoyed reading this. I still have some WIPS to get back to, and I’ll get to them…eventually lol. Anyways, feel free to comment and request stuff. My inbox is open so have fun. BYE!!!!

[the-acid-pear]

so pissed off about artfight still being down and me being kinda tied of hands and legs im learning to draw ennard. I love his stupid fucking cheeks. Deeply unserios robot.

[unnecessarilygrandiose]

THE FUCK DID WE JSUT SEE LMFAOOOOO I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MCUH SO SO MCUH THEY ARE SO UNSERIOS EDDIE'S CATHOLIUC TRAUMA IS DELICIOUS AS USUAL I MEAN MWAHHHH

[tmbatcat]

i can only explain this interaction that i had the other day thru disco elysium dialog

(btw, never written in my life. only experience is the 8-12th grade assignments and reading AO3. hope it's readable [: also had to translate from other languages so it may sound a bit weird)

YOU - You are standing in a dimly lit office decorated with maybe too much personal touch waiting to know if you could go home a little early. The boss is asking which days everyone is available on, you were the first one to answer. Now you don't have anything to do except wait until everyone is done.

DAY DREAM - Good time to think over what we will do home. Let's play that new game that just cam-

YOU - You are swiftly pulled out of your zone out session by a girl next to you.

DOUBT - You always forget her name...

KNOW-HOW [ Medium - Failed ] - Ah, eh... It starts with a Z... I think

DOUBT - Like usual.

Z-SOMETHING - She is gesturing towards you with a pack of gum in her hand.

KNOW-HOW [ Trivial - Success ] - She is asking you if you want gum. I know that alright.

CHASE - Uuuu , I love gum :)

MECHANICAL HEART - It's not that you don't want gum, but it may be seen as a little unpolite to chew gum while your boss is talking to you, even though you are not paying attention.

YOU - You push her hand away. You don't need it.

Z-SOMETHING - She pushes your hand away and gives you a look that silently says "Are you sure you don't want one?"

CHASE - Aaah!! Dude, she is asking for it. JUST TAKE ONE!

YOU - You can't resist, you take one. By accident you make a happy sound. It's just a thing that you do when you are very excited. Maybe an autistic trait.

Z-SOMETHING - She seems to notice your excitement and gestures again to the pack of gum.

KNOW-HOW - She wants to give you the full pack.

CHASE - Oh my, all of it? For lil ol' me?

YOU - "You sure?"

Z-SOMETHING - "Ya, all yours."

YOU - *You take the pack of gum*

MECHANICAL HEART [ Medium - Failed ]- Oh, this is a good time to make a joke. That's what people do!

CHASE - Say "Thanks, I'm gonna put like 4 in my mouth and choke on them!" It's the truth.

DOUBT - Very bad idea. It's not even a joke. Don't say something self depricating at someone that you barely know. This is the third time that you even saw each other.

YOU - Kinda late, it already left your mouth.

Z-SOMETHING - The smile she gave when you took the pack of gum washes off her face. She looks like she saw a ghost.

DOUBT - What did I tell you, she did not take it good in any way. She took it completely seriously.

Z-SOMETHING - She raises her hand to try to snach the gum packet out of your hand.

MECHANICAL HEART - Play it as joke, run to the other side of the room. Maybe she will see how unserios you really are.

YOU - You walts over to the other corner of the room while smiling and almost giggling. Now everyone is noticing the terrified expression she has.

THE GROUP - "What is going on?" one of them says.

Z-SOMETHING - She starts talking before you can. "She said she wants to put a ton of gum in her mouth and choke and die!" she seems noticeably less terrified now that she took it off her chest.

SENSOR - They all stopped talking. All atention is on you. So much pressure.

DOUBT - Do something, explain yourself!

YOU - "I was just joking."

KNOW-HOW [ Trivial - Success ]- "I do like to chew 3 at once, I choked once."

DOUBT - WHY DID YOU SAY THAAAAT?.!!,?!? YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY EVERYTHING THAT COMES INTO YOUR MIND!! Don't you have any self-control??!

YOU - "Don't worry, I choked only once and I'm still a-ok."

DOUBT - Good try, all they heard was "choked".

SIDE MANAGER, ELA - The side manager, Ela, stand up and holds her hand open towards you "Give me the gum. You are not allowed to have it anymore."

MECHANICAL HEART - She always parented you, because she cares.

DOUBT - Or she thinks you are incapable. She thinks that if she left you alone for a second she will find you dead in a corner choking on gum and it's all going to be her fault. She also doesn't want a lawsuit on her hands.

SIDE MANAGER, ELA - You hand it over, she gives it back to Z-something.

Z-SOMETHING - She seams kinda relieved that the gum pack is back in her hand, but now she understands that you were trying to make a joke and she took it a bit far by almost screaming.

"You can have it back-"

SIDE MANAGER, ELA - "Nope, not letting you do that."

YOU - You gesture to her that you don't need the gum, to let go of the idea. That's not what's important.

THE GROUP - They start talking over each other, some of them going back to their previous conversation, and some trying to make sense of your "joke".

THE BOSS - She basically glides from behind you and puts a hand on your shoulder and starts walking out the door, practically forceing you to walk with her.

"Ignore them... "

MECHANICAL HEART [ Challenging - Failed ] - Wow, she is so nice. She even gloosed over what you said.

DOUBT - I think she just didn't understand what's going on... You know she doesn't understand other languages well, and everything you said was in English.

FLARE - Just accept the escape she so kindly gave you.

YOU - You do just that and walk down the stairs together to the main entrance, where everybodys outside shoes sit.

FLARE - Change as fast as possible. You don't want anymore interactions for today, you are all spent. You don't want me talking for you, don't we?

YOU - You start changing your shoes to leave while everybody left upstairs starts trickeling down the staircase.

Z-something shows up after a few people have already come down. The people changing next to you are ignoring you, they almost forget the whole interaction that happened upstairs.

DOUBT - They will never forget this.

WILLPOWER - They probably just want to go home just as bad as you after a long day.

Z-SOMETHING - "So, do you want the gum pack, or-?" she trails off. She seems a little nervous.

MECHANICAL HEART - Normally, she is super confident, at a point that you are anxious around her. Now, she feels a little sorry for going overboard.

DAY DREAM - You don't want Ela to find out. She wouldn't do anythig to you, but she would eat Z-something alive.

YOU - "Nah, I don't need it."

MECHANICAL HEART [ Medium - Failed ] - NOW, this is a good time to make a joke!

DOUBT - NO, not again!

KNOW-HOW - Please say "Don't worry, I have depression. I say stuff like that all the time." It's the truth and it will also be very funny.

YOU - And you say exactly that.

Z-SOMETHING - She chuckles out of nowhere, then a small pause, the she burst out into laughter.

MECHANICAL HEART - Conversation won!

DOUBT - Wow, better then I expect it.

WILLPOWER - Second time's the charm.

KNOW-HOW - Look, I'm so good at jokes! She literally had to process what you said twice.

CHASE - You fell like you could make anybody laugh, you are just that powerful!

YOU - You say bye to everyone before you go home. Kinda happy, mostly tired.

SENSOR - So tired.

WILLPOWER - Another day concured!

[simon-loof]

Omar literaly posted a few years ago an almost orgy like pic with felix hultgren with his hands on his ass and licking his nipple and hugo almost choking him from behind like bfr the guy doesn't care what he posts. And look at his twt and tiktok, he's as unserios as possible. And all those stuff is what bring him the most engagemnet btw

Okay I don't think I've seen that pic with Hugo and Felix 👀 but Omar is so bold and cheeky these days. I love him for it 😁 I wouldn't say he doesn't care what he posts, at least right now. He knows what we brings him engagement and uses this knowledge to his advantage.

[torosytoreros6]

Serio encierro de Antonio Silva para la corrida de este jueves en Lisboa

La empresa de Campo Pequeno, dirigida por Luis Miguel Pombeiro, ha reseñado unserio encierro de Antonio Silva para la corrida de este jueves en Lisboa. La despedida de Rui Salvador se conjuga con nombres como los de Rui Fernandes, Francisco Palha y Miguel Moura, en una corrida de ocho toros este jueves en Campo Pequeno … La entrada Serio encierro de Antonio Silva para la corrida de este jueves en…

[nikanikasims4]

Capp-Family: Members

Juliette Capp, Romeo Monty-Capp

Lovers since teenhood, they got married at the end of university. This was not what their guardians wanted. Juliette inherited her families mansion and they moved in there together. Shortly after they had their first son Orlando. Romeo has many affairs and children from them, he is not the best husband. Juliette is starting to suspect he had them before their marriage.

Orlando is the oldest child and has been best friends with Henry broke since forever. Now in highschool he is dating Alina and is enaged to Xenobia Goth. Though he knows she does not want to go through with the marriage. Portia is the oldest daughter and heir to the matriarchal Capp family. She is a funny and unserios child, but wants to fullfill her mothers expectation.

Hermia Capp, Lorenzo Capp

Hermia Capp is an author and likes to have adventure in life. The younger sister to Juliette she did not like Romeo at first but now is one off his girlfriends. As she wanted a child she had Lorenzo with him, though she hasn't been the best mother. Juliette took care of him during his early years.

[travelomat]

liebe deutsche bundesregierung in berlin

bitte um ueberdenkung der ausstrahlung von deutschen kanalen in der republik oesterreich

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