#wumpuswrites

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WE WON!!!!!! GUNGOO SHIPPERS WON!!!!

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BUT AT WHAT COST?

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I thought Goo just liked Gun’s ‘sloppy seconds’ (with the exception of Logan), but this works too💀💀💀

GOO KIM

Re - reading some chapters of One Night

It makes me ask if Goo has a thing for Momma's boy. (due to this panel) 

Because why does Goo think that Johan will not agree to become one of his secret friends because he is Momma's boy? 

Or perhaps 👀 ..........

Goo has MOMMY ISSUES.

HAHHAHAHAHAHASHHS 😆😭 (I can't/jk) 

Goo's Secret Friends

Goo said that Daniel will be his 4th Friend, if he agree

Theory about his 3 secret friends (Person)

Yoojin (no other than but not sure though)

Logan Lee (confirm)

Sameul (confirm)

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Another one, thank youuuu 🤪

For all the shit I be talking about PTJ, he always delivers AMEN

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Lord Jesus😩

One thing about PTJ, he’s gonna make some eye-candy. Lord have mercy, we must stay focused

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LOOKISM SPOILERS

PTJ WHYYTYYYY????

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If you don’t wanna see any Fraud!Eli slander, don’t go to the Lookism subreddit. They calling him everything but a child of God 

“He’s such a fraud, that he doesn’t deserve to be a father” - I DEADASS saw this shit.

Oh and this extends to Jake now btw

The local fandom in my country are really hate Eli Jang. I'm not fan but I feel bad for the stan. I can understand why, but haters are really obsessed with spreading hate and bullying the stan.

So what do I expect about this fandom? Basically this fandom isn't solid and has too much favoritism

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Positions - J High Boys🤍

Summary: The J High Boys and what sex positions they like and why!!

Author’s Note: I plan on including Eli and Warren even tho they don’t actually attend J-High as of right now. In my head, none of these boys get bitches like that (and yes, Eli too lol). But I thought this was fun

CW: Mentions of Rough Sex and Breeding

ENJOY!!

Daniel: Cowgirl all the way. He’ll never admit it, but Danny just likes to watch your tits move regardless of their size. If you have small tits, that’s okay , because the sight of you bouncing eagerly on his cock is enough to make him a blushing mess!

Zack: Doggystyle. Solely because he's watched so much doggystyle porn to where it’s only natural that he does it. Also he gets a good look at your holes while he’s going to town on you. He’s the type to *jokingly* bend you over and hump you so you know doggy’s his thing.

Vasco: Missionary. Oh come on, you knew it was true lol. Our baby boy loves looking at your face while he’s plowing deep inside your pussy. Or he likes to bury his face in the crook of your neck - leaving you with eye-catching hickeys. (He’d be more embarrassed about it than you the morning after lol)

Eli: Reverse Cowgirl. It’s efficient lol. He’s hung so of course he likes a position in which the full length of his cock can be taken. That, and he likes griping your hips while he makes you take him balls deep.

Warren: Missionary. He deadass doesn’t know any other positions and I’m being serious. Also because he thinks you're pretty and he just wants to see you all sweaty and horny for him. When he realized that he could play with your clit in missionary, oh it was a wrap for you (lol)

Vinjin: Mating Press. This man is a menace to your back and cervix. It's about drive, it’s about power. But no fr, this man is on a mission to get you pregnant or to leave you fucked-out and shaking. Either option is good, but Vin prefers you to get pregnant because he’s already pumped you full so it’d be a waste. Can you tell that Vin has a breeding kink???

I’ve been turning this one around in my mind for a bit. It feels like I’ve written this b4, but idk and idc lol. I wanted to do this same prompt with guys from Workers and Big Deal idk idk. Anyways, BYE!!!

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Gun x goo x reader smut plzzzzzz love your writing ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

🎄🤍Happy-Poly Days🤍🎄

Author’s Note: Hello Hello!! Thx so much for the request. I really hope this is good cuz I feel rusty (even tho it’s been 3 months��)

CW: 🚨BREATHPLAY/CHOKING🚨 (it’s mild tho), And very light BDSM dynamics

This was not beta read so if you see an error, just kindly ignore it pls!! Oh and, this is the position I had in mind when writing this 💦

ENJOY!!

You never thought that a poly real would ever work for you, especially with guys like Gun and Goo. If anything, you thought that the two were better off with each other. But here you are interlocked between their sweaty bodies. And you couldn’t say you hated it, because it was the most heavenly experience.

Gun had his hands firmly around your neck, depriving you of just the right amount while Goo kept up the ruthless pace he’d set as thrusted up into your needy pussy. The breath play just sort of happened. Gun and Goo liked it and it turns out that you loved it. And of course, you all loved breath play for different reasons. Each nastier than the next.

Gun liked choking you because he loved how glassy and lost your eyes became as you let your pleasure take over. Even if you weren’t staring back at him, which was most times, Gun would still hazily study how your facial expression would change as you were getting fucked- all the while whispered sweet nothings to you. Goo liked it for the simple-carnal reason that whenever you were getting choked, your pussy was tightest it’s ever been. Goo saw your vice-like grip on his cock as a challenge to see how long he could keep fucking you. And despite his impressive sexual stamina, the grip of your pussy made him crumble in the best way.

You loved being choked because: God, it felt good to just let go (ironically). While your pussy was throbbing and spasming around anything your walls could feel, the rest of you was so pleasantly lost in all the sensations (or lack there of them) that came with the frequent threesome that you three engaged in. Be it the way that Goo kept your G-spot perfectly stimulated, or the firm and dominant nature that Gun took on while coaching you an orgasm that would surely wreck you. And wreck you it did. Because even in your dazed orgasmic state you managed to hear about how you drenched Goo, coincidentally, at the same time he filled your insides. You could hear the two sharing a laugh, you always loved that sound.

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The smell of a cigarette hit you first when you came back to your body. Looking around, you found yourself being securely held by Gun in a scene that looked borderline domestic.

���Finally you’re up. You good?” - He was giving you bedroom eyes which indicated that the night was far from over.

When you opened your mouth in a move to reassure him, you realized that your voice was nowhere to be found.

“Now you know she can’t speak yet, Gun” - Goo said with a smug laugh as he threw his naked self onto the bed next to you.

Choosing to ignore Goo in that moment, Gun used a free hand to gently bring your attention back to him - “That’s okay, you can nod right [Y/N]?”

And to that you gave a demure nod, your anticipation was evident even when your voice was gone.

“Good girl.”

I really hope you liked thisss. And kudos to you if you got the pun in the title lol. BYE!!

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IM GOING TO RIDE HIM TILL HE BREAKS😤

Respectfully🥴

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My angry lil baby🥰

Samuel like this

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YALL 💀💀💀

A damn MESS

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Chapter 514 Spoilers: Due to recent developments, I am dropping Lookism 🤪

Like deadass. If I post on here, it will be my delulu headcanons ONLY, it’s the only way I can be happy ibjol 🥲

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Hi! I lived your gun x reader x goo nsfw, can you pls do one with jake x reader x samuel one? Where both are fighting to win reader over and choose to make reader decide who reader thinks is better.

Tough Decisions

Author’s Notes: I’ve been sitting on this request for a hot minute, but here it is Anon. I think that this 3some fic is MUCH better than my 3some fic with Gun & Goo. I really like this one.

Words: 821

Content Tags: Cervix fucking (kinda) and Pierced Genitalia

You never thought you’d be in a situation like this, but you’re not gonna complain. Because aside from the two nude men in front of you, who would complain about this?

“C’mon y/n, it’s a really simple question” - Jake spoke first, breaking the tension between you all.

“Is it really that simple?” - You asked, even though your tone was lax you were genuinely asking. Your response however, earned you an eye roll from Samuel. He’s so bratty.

“Stop bullshitting. After what we did, you know which one you like better” - The annoyance in Samuel’s voice was palpable.

‘After what we did’. Fuck, that alone made your pussy throb. What you wouldn’t give to be filled again. To be frank, you were thoroughly plowed by both Jake and Samuel. You felt your mind begin to wander back to earlier events:

Jake took the initiative and made light work of your pussy when he ate you out so eagerly. He wanted you nice and wet for him. Your pussy was so pliant for Jake as he entered you. Fuck, Jake’s length alone could make you cum. He was so deep inside you that he laughed when you whined as he pushed further in you.

Samuel on the other hand, gave you a taste of his cock. He let you get acclimated to his girth, guiding your tounge with soft words that you didn’t even know he was capable of producing. In contrast to his sultry voice, Samuel’s grip your hair was so firm and needy.

You felt yourself get lightheaded while you were being fucked out. It was hard to keep up with the change in position, but you knew who was in what hole. You could tell it was Samuel inside you when your walls were being massaged by the piercings along his shaft, and you knew it was Jake when the tip kissed your cervix ever so gently. Both sensations, in their lovely differences, made cumming a near constant for you. It’s almost too much to handle.

Giving head was another story entirely, both cocks presented challenges that you loved. Jake was easier to deepthroat, but only by a small margin. His cock was lengthy, so you could only take about 5 inches down before you got teary eyed. He wouldn’t say it for fear of making you feel bad, but Jake loved watching you struggle to take all of him.

Taking Samuel’s cock down your throat was a challenge that you happily accepted. Even though his length wasn’t anything to scoff at, it was his girth that really tripped you up. Sammy is coke can thick, so getting your mouth around the whole thing was a task. The stretching, the drooling, and the gagging all served as an ego boost for Samuel. Unlike Jake, Samuel let you know that he relished in your squirming:

“Is my cock too big for you little throat, y/n?” - He teased while gazing down at your flushed face.

“So” - Samuel started - “Who’s better?” - The bluntness in his tone brought you out of your sex flashback.

“Stop rushing her, Sam. I think she’s finally got it.” - Jake said with an air of confidence to him.

Samuel scoffed, his face scrunched up indignantly - “Oh you think it’s gonna be you, huh? And don’t call me Sam.”

“What??? I didn’t say that” - The other man said with a jovial laugh, his hands were up in faux surrender - “All I said was that it seems like y/n made her decision. That’s all.”

“Yeah right” - Samuel scoffed again, this time with a side-eye included.

If you were extremely honest with yourself, you thought their bickering was one of the hottest things you could ever witness. But it was only second to getting fucked by them. You still can’t believe they agree to doing that with you, let alone each other.

Pulling yourself up from the mattress, you gave an exaggerated “Ahem”. Now eyes were on you, and those two were on bated breaths.

“My decision is…” - You trailed off for dramatic effect, your eyes darting between Samuel and Jake’s faces.

“Don’t play like that, y/n” - Jake huffed. God, he was so cute.

“Fine fine, my decision is that I’m undecided.”

“WHAT?!?!” - Exclaimed in exasperated unison. You’d said with such a laissez faire tone, the two were left dumbfounded.

“Yep, but I think I’ll have a proper decision if I have another go at the competition.” - If your grin could get any wider, it would.

Samuel cackled in disbelief, Jake’s mouth was still ajar - “She played us, and she wants to play again”

“Yea but, I kinda don’t mind” - Jake chided once he recovered from his own disbelief. - “Let’s get to it then, cuz I’m gonna win.”

“The hell you will!!”- Samuel retorted as he pulled you into his lap.

You stifled your laughter as they bickered again. If only they knew they were getting played again.

I really like the thought of me just dropping raunchy garbage on here and then leaving for another month, it’s so funny😆 But I really hate that 4 ppl who actually like my writing cuz damn. Anyways, I hope y’all o liked this nonsense. BYE!!!!

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THESE DAMN POSTERS BEING SOLD OUT IS MY 13TH REASON AND IM NOT EVEN JOKING

RAAAAAAHHHHHHH I WISH I WAS KOREAN SO I DONT HAVE TO PAY FOR INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING

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But yo girl did snag these bad boys 😎

Best birthday gift ever 😜 BYE!!!

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Suggestion: cheon taejin x kwak jihan head cannons (general) please! If u have time ❤

General Headcanons for Taejin & Jihan

Here you gooo!!! I’m so surprised that you came to me with a request, but thank you. I’m dangerously in love with Taejin, so to have someone request something with him in it was fun!! ENJOY🤩

❎Cheon Taejin❎

Like most people, Taejin has his set of guilty pleasures. One that immediately came to me is that he loves trash tv. I mean like the over-produced melodramatic dramas that come on in the dead of night. He LOVES that shit💀💀💀

Tbh, I can make a whole list of hygiene Headcanons for this man just cuz I know he smells good, but Imma keep it short🥴:

Taejin is a FIRM believer in the power that good grooming holds. He takes extra extra care of his hair, using high-quality (and prolly overpriced) products. And he always makes it to his regularly scheduled hair appointments to keep the color on point.

I’m pretty sure he’s a bottle blonde, but he's so proud of that so there’s no point in making jokes about it.

Buuuut if you really wanna get on his nerves, just pretend like you can see his roots. That would drive him up a wall😵

For someone who lives in South Korea, Taejin is not a huge fan of foods that have an ass load of garlic in them. He knows that his diet has an impact on his body odor so he has to limit his garlic intake.

Taejin runs hot (I mean just look at him🥵)

 like he’s just one big space heater so he prefers - no he NEEDS to sleep with a fan going. Like, that bitch is up high and there are fuckin gale force winds in the room and he’s KNOCKED OUT like *watch dis* 

He doesn’t look like it but, Taejin is a light-ass sleeper. If it's not humming from his fan, then it needs to either shut up or go to hell💀

✳️Kwak Jihan✳️

He’s never been to an amusement park EVER. He’s always wanted to go to one, but he either doesn't have time or he just forgets to go.

He’s been to one of those fall-time southern fairs so that’s close enough (lol)

Ya’ll, when I tell you that  Jihan is sick of people asking about his eyes - I mean he is SICK of it.

Like 2 or 3 questions about his eyes are manageable, but after the 3rd time, he’s ready to go like the convo gets cut short.

This man is so unaware of how jarring his accent and dialect are. Like, if it's ever brought up when he’s in Seoul, he’ll be so confused “II’m speaking so normally tho💀” (As a Southerner, this is my life)

Despite what his hair looks like, Jihan doesn’t actually style his hair much if not at all. He has a perfect Shake-N-Go growing from his scalp (Lucky bastard lolol)

Oh and the same thing with his eyebrows (Tbh, none of these men do their eyebrows prolly)

He’s a sucker for soup. Soup of all kinds, but meaty soups with light broths are what does him in for real. Example: Dak Gomtang 

I feel like even though he’s young, Jihan watches the news (and by extension all TV) like an old man. I mean this exact picture *dis* 

I think he gets it from Jibeom, who gets it from Jichang, who prolly got it from Bakgu. They all do it and none of them acknowledge it🤣

Oh and the weather channel is his favorite (cuz I said so lol)

Okayy I hope ya'll like this one. I feel as if I misinterpreted the request so take this for now, and I will rewrite this in a shipping context. BYE!!!

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I’m honestly getting mad now. Like where the hell is Goo????

It’s getting to the point where I honestly think PTJ has forgotten about my husband. It’s almost insulting 🤬 /hj

AND ANOTHER THING: Where the fuck is SINU HAN?????