#unsanitary /

[mychlapci]

First Aid is doing Springer's annual check up and notes he has a terrible mineral deficiency. Luckily he can make up for his low iron content by drinking energon already processed in another mech's body

Aka Freak Aid makes Springer eat out his bloody period pussy -🌱

a shot of menstrual blood a day keeps a bot healthy. First Aid is a doctor, he knows what he's talking about.

[ms-demeanor]

Hey kids, wanna learn what signs of botulism look like?

[surskip]

this is killing me

[prokopetz]

"Whatever is in that flask would fix me" it's piss. Any time you see a Medieval illustration of a guy at a sick person's bedside holding up a flask and peering intently at it, nine times out of ten that specific visual trope is meant to be a depiction of a doctor performing urinalysis. The flask is full of piss.

[shiftythrifting]

free

[incognitopolls]

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[magicicapra]

looking for recipes so i can find out what to do with the four potatoes i spontaneously purchased when grocery shopping and then getting worried i might make something bad and then laughing when i remembered one of my all time favorite reddit posts + phrase i think about and vocal stim with all the time because of it

[valtsv]

while i respect that it's more of a theoretical kink fantasy than an actual practical consideration, i do think it's pretty funny that blood is the most quote-unquote Acceptable body fluid to get horny about when in reality it's really not any less disgusting or more dignified than sweat, piss, shit or bile. it just looks prettier i guess.

[asheoninactive]

Fuuka has multiple lines in P3R’s Tziah block telling you to not drink the water in the area .

So here’s who I think lead to her reminding the party to not drink it

Btw she’s not here but kotone drank it

[bedupolker]

Eating too much medically pure ketamine can give you a tummy ache

[tf2playernames]

[mychlapci]

Recent Scent kink discovery, but i also love bob content. So. Imagine this.

Sunstreaker loves bob dearly, and he's the goodest boy in the whole world. The only problem? Bob seems to have this...smell to him. Its very prominent in swarm members, and in regular insecticons less so. He never liked the smell, but something about bobs smell was different.

He tries bathing bob constantly, but the smell always seems to return regardless, and its not like anyone else seems to notice, so he lets it be.

One night, his optics online, because something warm, thick, and....wet against his face? Thats when he realizes bob has climbed and mounted his face, and rutting that hot spike against him. Primus, it smells so...musky, much stronger than the rest of his body, because he's never washed bob here, nor did he even think bob had junk to begin with.

His processor gets hazy before he can even think about trying to pull Bob off. The scent is so strong, and something about it makes his systems sing and his valve lubricate. He holds back a choked sound when Bob presses past his lips with sudden force, that spike bullying its way into his mouth and down his throat. His jaw aches, and his throat is stretched as bob fucks his mouth like he's nothing more than a whore. Legs squeezed together, Sunstreaker doesnt even resist, proccesor too focused on that delicious smell. It stanks in the best way possible. Sunstreaker overloads untouched as he's forced to swallow Bobs hot load.

smelly insecticon cock... we love to see it. Bob is a naughty bug and Sunstreaker is a weak slut. that gross, stinky insecticon dick makes him moan, valve puffy and swollen behind his hot panel. he sucks his pet’s spike like a good master, letting Bob fuck his mouth until he was squirting through his panels...

i bet he can taste and smell Bob on himself for the rest of the day, delirously horny until it’s time to get back home and he can start begging Bob for more of his nasty cock. this time, he’ll gladly take it into his clean, shiny valve. he doesn’t care if it makes him dirty.

[fishloop]

how fish is mouthwashed

[teaboot]

I've been stuck in bed all day today and I'm morbidly curious

[kirby-the-gorb]

[transguyhawkeye]

chungledown bim is so much more viscerally terrifying to me than any other d20 villain or entity like theyve faced threats that are actively tearing reality apart at the seams but one level 20 gnome warlock singlemindedly dedicated to (and optimized for) shitting in a 17 year olds mouth is so much higher stakes to me than anything else i could imagine. if every other character we love has to die in order for fabian to evade him then i think that price is worth paying