#unsanitary /

[magz]

The original source is Robby Witt (@ thesephew)/TikTok, a satire comedy page. (Misinformation information)

So for those that don't know: that didn't actually happen. It's a joke. thesephew's bio also explicitly states the account is a satire page:

Original image's transcript:

"The New York CEO who had his Lamborgini pooped in by his employees after he cancelled their Christmas bonuses has just learned that they have all resigned. Literally every employee from the sales staff to the shipping department emailed in their resignation to the CEO at the same time."

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[mychlapci]

https://www.tumblr.com/mychlapci/770771666833948672/i-need-tfa-optimus-sparked-up-rn-rn-hit-him-with?source=share

He starts out with a cute little bump to hold and let other people touch, it just turns into a grossly pregnant tummy with big milky titties splayed on top, and Oppy is achey and sweaty and he peed himself a little cause that big baby kicked him in the bladder but it's fine cause he still holds his belly and looks at it with so much love -🌱

aaaaaaah he swells out slowly... at first his tummy is cute and round and he loves to rub it idly while doing something else... over the next few months, though, his little bump grows so big, his belly mesh covered in stretch marks and flushed, little bumps rising where the baby just shifted or kicked. he has such a lively bitty, but it's not at all eager to leave mommy, growing big and strong well past its due date. hgrhgh he keeps peeing himself and his titties just won't stop leaking, he's one wet mess.... It's so much hard work but Optimus doesn't regret it one bit once he has his huge, fat sparkling in his arms.

[hatreds-og-imagedescriptions]

[ID: a bowl of flour with tons of small black insects in it. End of ID.]

I have two choices : either I eat bread made from flour that has insects and worms in it, or I die of hunger :(

I know that if I eat this bread I will get many diseases such as hepatitis!!

But I don't want to die of hunger!!😭😭

The price of flour is 400$ , I need your support, I need your help to buy flour at least, maybe someone with a merciful heart will see this story of a family that lost everything and left the house without anything and decide to donate to them and contribute to their happiness and warmth. Help us and support us in this terrifying nightmare that we are living, even if it is with something simple 🙏 Your donation will save us and make us happy 🥺🥺⚘️🍉

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #241 )✅️

[ms-demeanor]

Hey kids, wanna learn what signs of botulism look like?

[surskip]

this is killing me

[prokopetz]

"Whatever is in that flask would fix me" it's piss. Any time you see a Medieval illustration of a guy at a sick person's bedside holding up a flask and peering intently at it, nine times out of ten that specific visual trope is meant to be a depiction of a doctor performing urinalysis. The flask is full of piss.

[shiftythrifting]

free

[incognitopolls]

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[magicicapra]

looking for recipes so i can find out what to do with the four potatoes i spontaneously purchased when grocery shopping and then getting worried i might make something bad and then laughing when i remembered one of my all time favorite reddit posts + phrase i think about and vocal stim with all the time because of it

[valtsv]

while i respect that it's more of a theoretical kink fantasy than an actual practical consideration, i do think it's pretty funny that blood is the most quote-unquote Acceptable body fluid to get horny about when in reality it's really not any less disgusting or more dignified than sweat, piss, shit or bile. it just looks prettier i guess.

[asheoninactive]

Fuuka has multiple lines in P3R’s Tziah block telling you to not drink the water in the area .

So here’s who I think lead to her reminding the party to not drink it

Btw she’s not here but kotone drank it

[bedupolker]

Eating too much medically pure ketamine can give you a tummy ache

[mychlapci]

Swerve is smoking over the grill and putting his cigarettes out on the burgers. This isn't particularly sexy, but it is what's happening back there, and I don't think the health inspector is gonna let it slide just because it adds that "signature smokey flavor" -🌱

you cannot even imagine how fucking sexy that is actually. Swerve is so dirty. I bet cigarettes aren't the only thing that gets all over the burgers. i bet he sweats and spits all over them too. it gives them their signature taste (alongside that tasty cum, of course)

he should not be allowed to make food

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