#unsanitary /

[mychlapci]

i NEED ageswap dratchet where deadlock picks up this CUTE little nurse who's squirming because his period cramps are just the worst. and deadlock spikes him really slowly and gently and makes ratchet cum over and over until he's drooling and half-asleep

Deadlock teaches this young, helpless nurse how to deal with his achy bloated period tummy aches <3 now whenever Ratchet needs cheering up, he can come to Deadlock and beg him to lick and fuck his bloody valve...

[ms-demeanor]

Hey kids, wanna learn what signs of botulism look like?

[surskip]

this is killing me

[prokopetz]

Not gonna put anyone in particular in the spot, but for the folks in the notes asking "why would they write it down if they were evading taxes":

You're pissing on the poor, I'm afraid; my comment about lack of historical records was directed toward the immediately preceding remark concerning guild territory disputes being a potential explanation, not toward the earlier remark concerning tax evasion.

Arguing that the lack of extant records actually makes a speculative explanation more plausible rather than less because obviously people wouldn't have written it down isn't good historiography – it's conspiratorial thinking.

Do you think it's likely that there was a guild territory dispute sufficiently serious and widespread as to influence how bladed weapons were constructed throughout an entire region, and nobody involved at any point saw fit to write anybody else an angry letter about it? In Germany? Really? Really?

Inadvisable Dungeons & Dragons character #137: greatsword-wielding barbarian who refuses to give up their sword when entering areas where weapons of war are banned on the grounds that, owing to certain specific details of the construction of its blade and hilt, according to the laws of the land their sword is technically a pocketknife. They are willing to explain the particulars at length.

[shiftythrifting]

free

[bedupolker]

Eating too much medically pure ketamine can give you a tummy ache

[incognitopolls]

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

[magicicapra]

looking for recipes so i can find out what to do with the four potatoes i spontaneously purchased when grocery shopping and then getting worried i might make something bad and then laughing when i remembered one of my all time favorite reddit posts + phrase i think about and vocal stim with all the time because of it

[valtsv]

while i respect that it's more of a theoretical kink fantasy than an actual practical consideration, i do think it's pretty funny that blood is the most quote-unquote Acceptable body fluid to get horny about when in reality it's really not any less disgusting or more dignified than sweat, piss, shit or bile. it just looks prettier i guess.

[asheoninactive]

Fuuka has multiple lines in P3R’s Tziah block telling you to not drink the water in the area .

So here’s who I think lead to her reminding the party to not drink it

Btw she’s not here but kotone drank it

[prokopetz]

"Whatever is in that flask would fix me" it's piss. Any time you see a Medieval illustration of a guy at a sick person's bedside holding up a flask and peering intently at it, nine times out of ten that specific visual trope is meant to be a depiction of a doctor performing urinalysis. The flask is full of piss.

[mychlapci]

Ok ok so, for that weird blood ask: robot periods, but it’s Dratchet, so it gets freaky.

So, robot periods is the kind of very sparce fenomena, that happens to just very few cybertronian, once every few millennia. Is it a way for the body to prepare for carrying? It’s the frame purging out bad substances accumulated in one’s organism? It’s just a kinky shit? I don’t care, the relevant part is that Ratchet still gets them, and that Drift can tell by scent alone.

At first Drift is concerned cause he believes Ratchet is hiding an injury… but when he realizes what’s really happening… well… in the end, it’s kinda like syphoning, but without hurting someone else.

Man’s Drift, being the sex pest he is, he immediately becomes “particularly obsessed” with Ratchet. He just need a taste, just a drop…

And off course it’s never gonna be just a drop. Drift is going full Deadlock mode on Ratchet, flirting non stop, rubbing all of the medic’s good spots, even in public, anything to get Ratchet to agree. And when he finally does… Drift is gonna face plant and stay in there for a long time…

ohoho Drift getting all flirty when he can smell Ratchet's period, massaging his achy abdomen, telling him how much he wants to pin him down and lick his valve until he's crying... aaand Ratchet's pussy is all sensitive on his period, Drift's hot mouth would just drive him crazy

[tf2playernames]

[evilsituation]

how fish is mouthwashed

[teaboot]

I've been stuck in bed all day today and I'm morbidly curious

[billymayslesbian]

my friends trapped a stoned person in a hyperbeam and forced them to watch bad food prep videos