#unsanitary /

[ms-demeanor]

Hey kids, wanna learn what signs of botulism look like?

[surskip]

this is killing me

[prokopetz]

"Whatever is in that flask would fix me" it's piss. Any time you see a Medieval illustration of a guy at a sick person's bedside holding up a flask and peering intently at it, nine times out of ten that specific visual trope is meant to be a depiction of a doctor performing urinalysis. The flask is full of piss.

[magicicapra]

looking for recipes so i can find out what to do with the four potatoes i spontaneously purchased when grocery shopping and then getting worried i might make something bad and then laughing when i remembered one of my all time favorite reddit posts + phrase i think about and vocal stim with all the time because of it

[valtsv]

while i respect that it's more of a theoretical kink fantasy than an actual practical consideration, i do think it's pretty funny that blood is the most quote-unquote Acceptable body fluid to get horny about when in reality it's really not any less disgusting or more dignified than sweat, piss, shit or bile. it just looks prettier i guess.

[asheoninactive]

Fuuka has multiple lines in P3R’s Tziah block telling you to not drink the water in the area .

So here’s who I think lead to her reminding the party to not drink it

Btw she’s not here but kotone drank it

[kirby-the-gorb]

[evilsituation]

how fish is mouthwashed

[teaboot]

I've been stuck in bed all day today and I'm morbidly curious

[transguyhawkeye]

chungledown bim is so much more viscerally terrifying to me than any other d20 villain or entity like theyve faced threats that are actively tearing reality apart at the seams but one level 20 gnome warlock singlemindedly dedicated to (and optimized for) shitting in a 17 year olds mouth is so much higher stakes to me than anything else i could imagine. if every other character we love has to die in order for fabian to evade him then i think that price is worth paying

[incognitopolls]

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[egberts]

at the hospital n they put the wrist band, iv, and oxygen all on my dominant hand then gave me a cup to pee in AFTER that was all done. it was very hard to piss in a tiny cup with absolutely zero access to my dominant hand

[nyancrimew]

my worst confession. when i was in 7th grade i was walking home from school with my best friend and i shat myself about halfway home and i had to walk the rest of the way with pooped pants and i had about an hour of being home alone to clean it up and i mostly got it done but i wasn't sure what to do with my underwear so i wrapped it in like a billion layers of toilet paper. by that time my parents had come home and i didnt want anyone to know what had happened so i didnt want to risk throwing it out at home bc my parents could have seen it. so i put the giant wad of tp with shat underwear inside in my closet bc no one ever went in there and it was there for like a month before i had an opportunity to throw it out in a public garbage can. it didnt smell or anything but it weighed heavily on my conscience

this is the type of problem solving younger me wouldve probably also done low key but also oh my god

[rslashrats]

[prokopetz]

Essential genres of British comedy:

Boring man grapples with absurd circumstances

Boring man is unaware of the absurdity of his circumstances

Boring man becomes aware of the absurdity of his circumstances

Boring man is aware of, but does not acknowledge, the absurdity of his circumstances

Boring man's peers fail to acknowledge the absurdity of his circumstances

Boring man hyper-focuses on seemingly insignificant detail of absurd circumstances

Boring man inappropriately reacts as though mundane circumstances are absurd

Boring man's mundane faux pas provokes absurd reaction

Farts, the great equaliser