#unsanitary /

[ms-demeanor]

Hey kids, wanna learn what signs of botulism look like?

[surskip]

this is killing me

[dribevoli]

Dogs will be dogs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[magicicapra]

looking for recipes so i can find out what to do with the four potatoes i spontaneously purchased when grocery shopping and then getting worried i might make something bad and then laughing when i remembered one of my all time favorite reddit posts + phrase i think about and vocal stim with all the time because of it

[valtsv]

while i respect that it's more of a theoretical kink fantasy than an actual practical consideration, i do think it's pretty funny that blood is the most quote-unquote Acceptable body fluid to get horny about when in reality it's really not any less disgusting or more dignified than sweat, piss, shit or bile. it just looks prettier i guess.

[quarterlifekitty]

Man. Imagine being soap’s gym crush and he sees your water bottle show up in the gym lost and found

He’s going to

French kiss the mouth piece while jerking off

Jerk off into the inside (cause like, who washes the inside bit? Not him)

Use it as an excuse to talk to you. Says they were about to clear the bin for donation/disposal and he saved it cause he recognized it was yours

Stare even harder when you drink from it now

[asheoninactive]

Fuuka has multiple lines in P3R’s Tziah block telling you to not drink the water in the area .

So here’s who I think lead to her reminding the party to not drink it

Btw she’s not here but kotone drank it

[kirby-the-gorb]

[prokopetz]

"Whatever is in that flask would fix me" it's piss. Any time you see a Medieval illustration of a guy at a sick person's bedside holding up a flask and peering intently at it, nine times out of ten that specific visual trope is meant to be a depiction of a doctor performing urinalysis. The flask is full of piss.

[evilsituation]

how fish is mouthwashed

[teaboot]

I've been stuck in bed all day today and I'm morbidly curious

[incognitopolls]

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[joeyclaire]

sneezed while my nose was bleeding and now i’m scrubbing bloodstains off the highest part of the ceiling

[rslashrats]

[transguyhawkeye]

chungledown bim is so much more viscerally terrifying to me than any other d20 villain or entity like theyve faced threats that are actively tearing reality apart at the seams but one level 20 gnome warlock singlemindedly dedicated to (and optimized for) shitting in a 17 year olds mouth is so much higher stakes to me than anything else i could imagine. if every other character we love has to die in order for fabian to evade him then i think that price is worth paying

[egberts]

at the hospital n they put the wrist band, iv, and oxygen all on my dominant hand then gave me a cup to pee in AFTER that was all done. it was very hard to piss in a tiny cup with absolutely zero access to my dominant hand