mystic in the glow of the spotlight, ringing out the funeral bells
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one of my fave tumblr quirks is that when you initially block someone in a reply thread (on the app) it just removes their reply like you've deleted a row, so you get wild interactions like this lol
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i will concede on the usage of celsius but one thing i will never let those sickening eurochuds win on is the proper decimal separator. dot or die
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1 beer in talking to a new friend: "dude dude I know what our bros attack would be."
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It’s that time of year. Reblog with how many you’ve heard of.
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i think a lot about that picture dril posted a while ago of a crab holding a dead bee in its claws and the crab is labeled "MY WORLD" and the bee is labeled "YOU" and the saturation on it it blown the fuck out
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Farhad Moshiri (Iranian, 1963-2024), Control Room, 2004. Embroidery on black velvet, 50 x 68 cm.
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need big tiger to cuddle...
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Grow up. Make a fursona. Show me your fursona. It's time to get real. No more messing around. Act your age. Become a furry.
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paleontologist maid with a little feather duster brushing away at a fossil :)
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Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.
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TCAF’s over, here’s Sex Fantasy 6.
I picked up a lot of great books (and pins & things) and met new people, spent time with friends, it was a wonderful fest, thanks to everyone who was warm and welcoming. Shortly before the weekend I participated in a reading for the launch of Lovers Only #1, in which I have a short comic about teen romance – along with Cathy G. Johnson and Mickey Zacchilli.
You can read all the Sex Fantasies here. If you’re new to the series and want to read through the issues in chronological order (they are not sequential issue-to-issue but if you read them in chronological order they get better instead of worse) use this link.
By the way, this series is now more than halfway over. After 10 Sex Fantasies there will be no more.
#putting this comic at the center of my brain like some sort of altar or pillar or sacred statuette#i too would like to sweep my mind clean of every last mote of impropriety and clumsiness until only Correct Action#and Consideration of Correct Action (Optimized To Nanoseconds) remain
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if somebody you knew for a year said "listen. im just gonna be honest here. i know ive known you too long to not know your name. but i simply do not. i dont know how this happened. im reasonably confident you told me your name at some point. could you remind me please" how would you react
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anybody else in here feel like they're constantly and involuntarily calculating their every thought and action. and doing it wrong
#imagine the decisions one makes while they're alive like a billiards table. each decision no matter how minute gives the cue ball velocity#and spin. to play billiards well you must accurately predict how the collection of balls ricochets - what sinks and what knocks around.#let us recall that the average professional billiards player can predict only 6 ricochets at most.#let us recall that to predict 9 ricochets one must factor in the gravitational exertion of the people standing around the table.#let us recall that to predict 65 ricochets physical information about literally every particle in the observable universe must be known.#now imagine that once the cue is slung at the cue ball the other balls on the table never lose energy.#now imagine a swarm of billiards tables - hung in the sky and below your feet as you play. a mess of innumerable angles. trajectories.#now imagine the ricochets of those tables interfering with your own.#now imagine the countless tables and their countless balls and all their violent energy that were set in motion long before you were born.#now imagine the ones that will be set in motion long after you become insensate in death.#now imagine that this situation is the same for each person on earth - whether or not they realize it. most do not realize.#most do not care.#now imagine the truth - that in this visualization a single second has been sliced off eternity.
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