#unprompted.

[calamitysong]

[youngpettyqueen]

"Hippocrates would not have approved of lame excuses, Doctor." SPOCK.

[carpthecarp]

jason todd fans who treat him like a child and also say he did nothing wrong....euughh....

[eosphorusss]

my boyfriend’s been on vacation with his friends for like a week now and my mother just came into my room and told me it’s about time i found myself another “boy toy” bc he can’t be out and about leaving such a beautiful girl alone for such a long time

[pvtchurch]

COREY PERRY FUCKED BEDARDS MOM?

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ASK EVER. What 😭

[mielmoto]

@remunporium​ said:

" Human! You dare intrude upon MY alone time? Such an action sours my perception of the rest of  your kind... " The purple-haired girl floats with arms crossed and lips curled into a disapproving frown. " I will only forgive you... if you compensate with those treats you're holding~. "

Yes, she wants her baked goods. Yes, she is trying to intimidate them out of her grasp. Would she have given them if Sirin wasn't trying to be intimidating? Who knows!

‘Human!’– what a strong opener, even if it wasn’t totally correct; immediately imposing a sense of superiority, an air of ‘I am not some plebian mortal like the rest of you’ and ‘your very existence inconveniences me.’ Good stuff! Very dramatic. Honey indulges the call with a wide-eyed blink and an equally overwrought gasp! behind splayed fingers.

❝   Gosh! The good esteem of all mankind hangs in the balance? heavy. ❞ The same hand moves down from her chin to briefly cover her heart, ❝   I guess I’m helpless but to make this sacrifice– please, forgive my wretched transgressions. ❞

And just like that! All weeping wilty-ness disappears, the faeling practically glittering as she properly opens the clear-topped box with said sweets in store and lifted it a touch higher, for Sirin’s consideration.  ❝   —oh, before you do, though: do you have any nut allergies? because, like, half of these bad boys have almond in them. or pistachio. and I’d HATE to poison you mid-amends. ❞

[mothpile]

oh my god fucking terrifying i talked for 50 minutes all by myself about my ocs into th discord chat waht the fuck

[bakuraryxu]

I forgot how fun it is to be mean to humans

[joculatrick]

Luz Noceda, bicon of cartoons, profile pic because my ex/friend says I'm exactly like her and honestly I've never been more flattered

[hinamie]

surprise it's yuri!!!in 2024

[chloesimaginationthings]

The toy animatronics are the divas of FNAF,,

[emptyjunior]

Enough random notes that have a written story on them as environmental storytelling, explore the space, get crazier with it.

You move into a house and aw cute, it has the kids height on the walls but you notice there's a three foot difference in height between measurements, you check the date, they're a month apart. The final measurement is on the ceiling. It's dated two days ago.

You're part of a recovery team that have finally found a stranded ship, they were found too late and have all passed a long time ago. They all died of starvation. You enter their storeroom, it's filled with food. In the dining hall you find the tables laden with perfectly fine looking breads, cakes, cured meats, jams, candies. Your medic says all the people sitting at the table didn't eat a Thing.

You wake up in an apocalypse. You can't find anyone at all as you wander the streets but you do hear faint music playing from somewhere. You stumble into a supermarket, to see all the aisles still full, except for the shelf that was full of ear plugs, which look to be the only thing that was looted.

Like there's light, sound, props. Having a street where every house is decimated except for One. Landing on a planet known for having No Water and a plant is growing and you don't know where it could have possibly gotten moisture from but you can't find the citizens Anywhere.

I'm sorry, I'm just kinda over the "graffiti on the wall to show the bad guy is around". That's not environmental storytelling that's just normal story. Show me I'm in the villains territory by the rain suddenly cutting out above me as I'm driving, even though it's meant to be raining all night. I park the car and step out, and realise the constellations are Wrong, until I see they're Not constellations, they're the blinking lights of a massive ship-

I Will stop now because everytime I go to write a sentence it devolves into another prompt but I'm just saying we have a Lot of senses, engage them, show me the Environment in environmental storytelling.

[larkiethings]

so today at work one of my coworkers hands me a box

I have no context for this. He’s a 50? 60? Year old plumber who tends to walk into the office, tell a dad joke, and leave. I’ve just arrived at work and am still putting my purse away. So he hands me this box and says it comes with instructions. I open it and unfold this

He says his great grandma probably made it

This pansy is the tiniest pocket in the world

It could use some blocking after who knows how many years in the box but look at these sweet little pansies!

The pattern was clearly typed on a typewriter, several pages of it. I guess this was an apron specifically for having your friends over for tea.

I just happened to be wearing a skirt that kind of goes with it, so I did wear it all day (it’s a @mayakern skirt!) and another friend said I look like I should be living in a shoe. Perhaps as some sort of mouse girl making pastries for the other woodland creatures. But uhhhhh what an incredible heirloom piece to just be handed. It’s probably twice as old as I am. I’m definitely going to bring it to stitch circle this week

[artkaninchenbau]

People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

[buggachat]

legitimate question ....... why do people like to tell me all the reasons they don't like miraculous ladybug? i know i complain about the fact a lot, and i find myself on the defensive a lot, and i keep telling myself i'll stop and let it go, but it really is hard when people are always coming onto my posts, in my replies, in my comments, on my art and my fics and my text posts and anything i make, and telling me blatantly all the ways that they don't like the thing that i so blatantly find enjoyment in. "the show is bad". okay? good for you? why are you on my post about it? why don't you make your own? why are you telling me, specifically, this, on the art/fic/analysis i made that i assume you found by searching through the tag?

it's kind of a behavior that i legitimately don't understand. I'm a human being and I hate a lot of things, too. there are things i've loved at first and been disappointed by and have strong opinions about. there are things i like to complain about. so i'll complain about them to my friends or my family or my cat. but i have never, once, not even for a single moment, thought, "oh let me go into the tags of this media, find a positive post about it written by someone who's having fun with it, and make it that random stranger's problem". never once.

i just don't get it. i really don't get it. i sometimes worry that i come across like i'm heavily critical of people who just personally don't like the show, when really i'm just trying to defend my interests to the droves of strangers who are always coming specifically to me to tell me all the ways they hate the thing that makes me happy.

just.......... why? where does the urge come from? what do you get out of this?

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.