#she said this on MULTIPLE OCCASIONS!!

[joculatrick]

Luz Noceda, bicon of cartoons, profile pic because my ex/friend says I'm exactly like her and honestly I've never been more flattered

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

JoJo Siwa doesn’t deserve all the hate (and homophobia) she’s getting for her style and music; but she does deserve scrutiny for defending Colleen Ballinger and being both active and complicit in abuse that happened on her TV show. Like the girl has been under the public eye in unhealthy environments all her life; cut her some slack — not too much; she’s still a responsible adult — but if you’re going to dogpile her, then at least dogpile her for the right reasons. Jesus Fucking Christ.

[empress-hancock]

Oh this is hysterical

[thewhizzyhead]

yo so there is this Philippine girl pop group called BINI and they've been growing in popularity on twitter not just because of their genuinely impressive vocals and performances, but because of them being one of, if not, the most unhinged OPM stars to ever exist. They are also going viral for being among seemingly the gayest group of Filipino pop girls to ever exist. Both unhingedness and gayness have been at display with surprising genuineness like I'm not kidding those two descriptors seem very much so real so go check them out-

[homingpigecns]

this is like a sadgirl pathetic post but this guy i met recently at work was like, very direct and polite in being interested in me and i've been feeling him out bc i literally do not know him well enough to have an opinion but i can't like. he is so normal and nice. hes like a nice normal guy. every time i text him he doesn't say anything weird and he's extremely nice. what the hell. he's literally so nice. WHY. does he like. me???? like what's wrong with him that he specifically is interested in me????

[pengillys]

i made that post unrebloggable bc I don’t really care to have arguments about that right now – my day was long enough and stressful already. and also people are entitled to their own opinions but you don’t need to come at me and act like an asshole in my asks because of a slightly differing opinion to mine lol

[dirt-str1der]

This makes me so sad ... shouldnt you be with kiryu ....?? Like she SHOULD , nobody else in the entire world but kiryu ever had the notion that they were to split up one day

[nordic-language-love]

i have this colleague and whenever we’re talking about learning japanese he always just proudly says how he has this phrase book and he just shows people and points to the phrase he wants to say instead of bothering to learn the language and i’m like dude why tf are you here

[yuelun]

Alright, little thoughts/headcanons/reminders that will be expanded upon in separate posts in the future, but:

— By all accounts, we know that Guizhong's actual name is Haagentus, this is likely the same to 'Morax' and 'Osial'. Guizhong, keeping in mind that this is what the adepti seem to refer to her as and they also refer to Morax as Rex Lapis (which is the title given to him by the mortals?); I'm tempted to believe that it was given to her by the mortals as well. Granted, this is heartbreaking to think about as Guizhong in Chinese is 归终, of which 归 translates to 'to return' and 终 'to end'. Yep, we all return to dust in the end— yeah, I hate HoYo too. 😭

— She's a bit of a pain in the neck. I say this affectionately, but you need two hands to deal with her. Based on Echoes of the Heart and the quest A Single Harmony for an Irreplaceable Soul, we learn that she's rather competitive, she has no qualms about standing her ground, she tends to push boundaries a little socially even if apparently endearingly enough so (CR: "(...) no matter what nonsense she said, one never felt bothered or offended."), she is very determined (her little tongue as she's working on the Cleansing Bell thrills me so very much) and opinionated/stubborn. Granted, all of this seems to come paired with a certain eloquence and kind air as she was referenced as having been well loved by mortals and adepti alike, as all still speak very sorrowfully even 3700(ish) years after her passing.

— She's very hands-on, she touches everything— she simply experiences life through touch, if you will. As an engineer, she touches to find out how things feel, how they operate. This is, in my opinion, further substantiated by her attire. She's the least clothed of all of the gods and adepti, she's also the only one who's actively shown to always be barefoot. So while I can see this as an entirely standalone aesthetic decision, HoYo is so thorough, so I think there's more to it. So along with being an engineer and what that can imply, I think that the intention of how exposed she is and the specific places where this is a fact (her back, her legs), plays into stimulants. The wind, water, the sun, warmth, the cold, everything is experienced through one's skin, the best way to experience 'mortal life', is to experience the little things that make life... life. This is something you'll see me play a lot into in threads.

[irregularbillcipher]

someday i'm gonna write something about how futurama is such a rich series from a "literally all three protagonists are disabled in some way and parts of this show are such a disability power fantasy" perspective

[brine-in-my-eyes]

Somehow, while I was reading Order of the Stick #406-409, I was both “Oh my god noooooooooooo Miko girl stop this isn’t you 🥺🥺🥺🥺” and “Oh my god somebody obliterate this girl NOW 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥”

[jonny-b-meowborn]

It's genuinely so funny to me how many people assume/believe me and my best friend are dating. There are absolutely no reasons for anyone to believe that, other than just, we're close friends. People are funny sometimes

[maddie-grove]

The “gifted kid” discourse always just reminds me of the only three years I was in a school with an accelerated learner program, which went thusly:

Third grade: I was not in the program even though I’m pretty sure I was no less eligible than I was in the following years, because my parents did not have the wherewithal to figure that stuff out at that time (not a big deal but illustrative of how those programs tend to work probably).

Fourth grade: fun! We learned a lot about Pompeii and space.

Fifth grade: one time the AL teacher scolded me for covering my face while crying, without addressing what now seems to be the salient issue (why I was always crying in her class specifically). She also screamed at the entire class because she thought we were lying about not knowing the saying “eating high on the hog.”

So, not that different from the rest of school.

[indiiglow]

I swear if this movie coming out doesn't get Mark and Mykie talking nothing will

[one-million-tears]

dunno why my mom has to bring my weight up randomly for no reason whatsoever. like yesterday she said my outfit made me look fat (context; i was wearing baggy clothes) and how it was such a trip because i'm 'not fat' (a lie!). she said i;m thin (I'M NOT????) and how i need to wear clothes that accentuate that or whatever. stay delusional or whatever, doesn't change the fact i'm a fatty

[fluffycatofdooom]

My and my friend's English teacher was a bitch all semester so now we're gonna tell her to watch hazbin hotel.