#uno karte

[catscidr]

hiiiii omg your childe fic was SO. CUTE. 😭😭🩷🩷🩷 sooooo could I request a scenario where alhaitham and reader are roommates???? romantic tension is real 🤭 imagine the lingering stares at his body (muscles) and getting caught ??? you cooking for him?? falling asleep on his shoulder on the couch?? helping him fix his tie for work???? he's so cute i am absolutely deranged i am so sorry ☺️☺️☺️ dating but not dating fr

i made this into a drabble-y format because i wanted to write things inspired by ur ideas without the story dragging on or being repetitive ueagdhfgs i GET the al haitham brainrot he’s so. aa. if i ever say no to romanticizing mundane life call the fire dept because that is Not me. also never apologize for being feral over a fictional man...... no one is immune to hot 2d men ⸝⸝⸝⸝⸝⸝ cw: fluff, domestic life shenanigans, reader ogles his muscles bc Yeah, lowkey crack a little bit includes: gn!reader, alhaitham, lowkey modern au sorta kindof maybe wc: 1,3k

Living with Alhaitham is easy. Living with your feelings for him, however, is not. At first you thought you would simply get flustered by him because he looked intimidating and because you didn’t know him all that well- you were just a little scared of him and the way your heart raced around him was because of your body panicking. Surely. But, the more time went on and you got to know him, slowly but surely, he came out of his shell and your schedules began to merge to allow yourselves to easily (metaphorically) dance around the other, a seamless waltz that you perfected to a tee. And, to no one's surprise, you weren't perpetually flustered because of how scary he could look.

-ˋˏ his and your chores

Cleaning up after yourself when you live with someone is imperative; when you live alone you can let yourself go a little, but when you share a living space with someone it’s only courteous to keep your shared space clean of any messes. 

You and Alhaitham had agreed that you’d share chores. Most of the time, when you were on picking-up-the-trash duty you wouldn’t need to do too much since he would have emptied out his own trashcan in the communal bin, and the same thing applied to him when it was his turn to maintain your shared bathroom clean since you’d do your best to keep it as clean as possible. However, one of the things you didn’t realize would affect you so much was when you had agreed to this “system” was when you’d see him do the dishes for the first time. 

Something as banal as your roommate standing over the kitchen sink, sleeveless shirt exposing his muscles as he scrubbed the plates you had both used to eat dinner. Was it the water that would occasionally splash on him, making his black tank look even the slightest bit sheer and making you stare shamelessly, drinking in the sight? Was it his small scowl whenever he touched soggy bits of food in the sink? (making you wish he was scowling at you in a strange desire to have his attention even if it was as a result of a bad thing)

...it was probably because, when he was doing the dishes, you realized he always had his headphones in, and it allowed you to stare at him all you wanted when he wasn’t facing you because he was so focused on his task. 

He caught you staring once, but you managed to convince him that it wasn't what it looked like (it was) 

-ˋˏ coming back from the gym 

Alhaitham went to the gym often, that much you could guess from his build. No one had biceps that thick from genes alone- you got to confirm your guess when you (literally) ran into him when he was coming back from the gym in the middle of the night. He promptly apologized (with an expressionless face) and explained that the gym was much quieter at 3am when you asked him why in the Seven he was at the gym so late. Though the flat was dark, you could still see the faint outline of his body from the small bits of moonlight shining through... somewhere. Peeling your eyes away from him you make your way to the fridge to do what you had come out of your room for- that good cold, mid-night glass of water. 

His eyes followed your sluggish figure, scoffing amusedly. With only a few steps, he catches up to you and grabs the glass from your hands, chugging it. Some water dribbles down the side of his mouth down his chin and you do nothing but gawk at him, emotions a mess. 

Should you be mad he so rudely took your glass of water? Or should you be grateful you could see how body properly, illuminated by the fridge light? One thing you knew for sure, you were going to need to grab a new glass of water since he stole yours. 

-ˋˏ making food

With your chores separated, there was one thing you had agreed to do on your own- that being anything regarding lunch and dinner. Breakfast was easy enough; you’d eat a normal portion of a normal breakfast while Al Haitham would eat almost twice as much as you because of his workout routine (he had explained how he had to bulk and offered to pay for the extra groceries) so you often ate the same thing since it was more convenient. 

Lunch was different. Sometimes you had places to be (whether it be work or class) and you wouldn’t be there to eat lunch, vice versa. The same thing applied to dinner. So, when you both were at the apartment at the same time for a meal that wasn’t breakfast, you’d make food for the other- but only occasionally. Basically, only when you felt like it. 

The first time he cooked you dinner he made a hearty soup that, by taking one glance at it, made your mouth water. You insisted that he make more to keep as leftovers so you could bring some to eat when you had time between classes, but he refused, saying that it was best fresh. 

So, he made you dinner more often. Every time he did you felt your heart clench at the domestic sight; Alhaitham in a corny, pink and frilly apron with his sleeves rolled up, carefully chopping up vegetables and tossing spices in the pot. 

One time he accidentally cut his finger and you rushed to his side to help. You held his hand under the running water of the sink and had to force your brain to act normally- it was hard not to let it wander when you kept focusing on the feeling of his hand in yours. 

A different time, he made you taste the broth by holding the spoon up to your mouth. The proximity nearly killed you. 

-ˋˏ convincing him to play games together 

Your roommate spent most of his time being productive, unlike you. Most of the time. 

You offered to play games together every so often when you had first moved in. His answer was a polite no (but still equally gut-wrenching and embarrassing to be on the receiving end of) and you gave up for a while. It couldn’t be that bad to have a beefy, intimidating roommate you barely knew, right? It was fine if you stayed strangers and just... respected the other person’s space. Probably. 

But eventually, your relationship changed from strangers to roommates to acquainted roommates. It was then that, when he saw you on your laptop in the living room, playing the role of Player 1 and Player 2 to solve puzzles, that he thought maybe he should just... play something with you. He told himself that he just felt bad for you, but part of him was actually interested in what you were playing. 

He sat next to you, startling you from the sudden shift on the sofa. 

“Is your offer still on the table?” he asked with an amused smirk, watching the character on your screen fall into poison. With a bashful smile you nod, placing the laptop closer to him so it could rest on your right thigh and his left thigh. 

Explaining the rules of the game was easy enough; you’re fireboy and he’s watergirl, each of you have to go through your own door to clear the level and to get to those doors you have to solve puzzles with the other one’s help. Needless to say, you both learned a lot from each other.  

You didn’t know your silver haired, perpetually calm roommate could raise his voice and he didn’t know you had such a wide, extensive vocabulary. 

[issuesntissues]

when 141 plays Mario Kart !!!

Price

what the hell is this—

doesn't know how to throw items

keeps falling off the map

has had enough of red shells

thinks Bowser is cool

never wants to play again, the sensory overload is atrocious

Ghost

knows what he's doing but pretends not to.

if he's 1st, he's silent while everyone else yells at each other

if he gets last consistently, he'll rage quit silently

always picks King Boo and uses bikes.

Soap

this mf needs a leash. tryhard ™️

knows all the shortcuts and maximizes drifts

in his mind, if he's not first, he's last

gets the gamer lean when he's locked in

almost always misses 1st place because of a random shell (and will question everybody about who threw it 💀 )

picks Isabelle & Yoshi on bikes

Gaz

him and soap together are the loudest, they're both just too good

loves tormenting soap by throwing red shells backwards

is a whole mile in front of everybody else

picks Peach and Luigi on bikes

always says gg's 🫶

!! BONUS !!

Laswell

the most relaxed, always places top 4

always lands her green shells

thinks soap is insufferable but enjoys playing with gaz

if graves is playing she won't play until he rage quits

tries to help Price but gives up (the man can't even stay on the map—)

Picks Toadette and Bowser Jr. on karts

Graves

better than price, but worse than everybody else

the shit talking is unbelievable

throws bananas ahead and then runs into them—

throws shells backwards and they bounce right back and hit his ass

always says shit after throwing a red shell

gaz and soap gang up on him to make him leave 💀

picks Donkey Kong and Roy, hates bikes

Konig

sweaty palms ™️

apologizes after throwing red shells

if he's in the top 3 he's nervous

know's what he's doing but tries to be unnoticeable

consistently gets crazy eights 🤔

always says gg's no matter what place he's in

picks Koopa Troopa or Shy Guy on karts (he gets nervous on bikes)

Keegan

this man can play on 200cc

acts like he doesn't want to play, but is the only one who can beat Gaz

says nothing the whole time (it's kind of infuriating)

will use green shells & bananas as offensive defense

mutters gg's then gets up & leaves, but will eavesdrop & enjoy the commencing arguing

always picks Baby Rosalina or Villager, with both bikes & karts

[empressburbey]

I was rewatching The Untamed in class as one does on Monday. My friend was sitting next to me and looked at their phone until turned to me and my tablet to watch The Untamed with me. They didn't have much of an idea of the show and how it's looks. They just know information provided by my canva presentations. Did I hold presentations to my friends who would be their fave character in mdzs? Yes.

So that friend just sat there and watched the first episode with me.

I'm used to the whacky and wonky editing of the show and just how ridiculous it looks. But my friend just watches it and is just so confused and amused by the ridiculousness.

And then the scene comes where Lan Wangji flies up.

He just started laughing.

And I'm thinking about it since then.

[fraudulent-cheese]

alecourtney friendship headcanons?

do not, under any circomstances, play any kind of competitive board game with both of them. If it's free for all, they'll tear the competition appart, and then eachother. If it's team based, they'll dominate the game and then loose by 1 point because they argued on some tiny detail and get incredibly frustated.

They also tend to dominate party games, especially ones reliant on strategy (or in Alejandro's case, bluffing). There's a reason no one has ever tried playing a game of monopoly or starting a Kahoot game during a cast party ever again.

[blkkizzat]

Im sorry but what is mudae?? Not me eating up this nine month old gossip hdjsks

dkjdsjhsdfjk save urself. don't ever put it in your server unless u tryna see who real and who fake 😭😭. I can't explain it better than this video. this girl who made this bot is literally making $50k a month for ruining lives kjdhshfdaksjhasj.

but if u have good friends who are chill its a fun competitive game. i still play it with friends its completely possible to be mature adults about it contrary to popular belief lmfao

[your-local-uwu-artist]

sleepover~

had a lot of fun with this, I wanted to practice poses, character interaction, and composition: + I wanted to try out a softer color scheme ...well as soft as my endless love for super saturated colors allows

[sillygoofynerd]

Concept: Disco crew playing mariokart

Zora is trying to learn more about human culture, and comes across a copy of MK8 and ports it to Disco's systems (she would 100% pirate it).

She asks Gray to play, who grabs Adira, and together they quickly rope Paul and Hugh into it (through no small amount of puppy dog eyes).

Zora chooses Mario as a traditional/logical choice, Adira chooses Dry Bones (they're me fr), and Gray chooses Link (he plans on winning with the power of Twinks and Twinks alone). Paul picks Toad and Hugh picks Rosalina (pretend that through the power of the Future more than 4 players can play locally).

They start up the first race and instantly Adira and Paul are jostling over first with Gray and Hugh a little behind, and Zora in the middle. By the end though, Hugh passes them all with Gray, Adira, Paul, and Zora in 2-5.

He's definitely played before with his siblings and cousins and just wanted to be a little shit about it. Chaos and laughter ensues

After a while, Michael and Saru pop in ("hey Mr. Saru wheres our chief engineer and doctor" "idk lets go find out") and get roped into the shenanigans. Michael and Spock played the Space-Wii version of it a lot as kids (Sarek denies that he loved it too. Amanda crushed them all) so she's a bit of a veteran player. She picks Bowser and convinces Saru to play as well (he picks Isabelle) and they start up the courses again.

Michael and Hugh go back and forth in first. Saru unintentionally item bags much to everyone's dismay.

Jett joins shortly after, picking DK. She talks mad shit and comes in 11th ("I not like you. I don't need to win to be a hater"), and constantly is distracting/annoying Paul so that he falls off the track or misses and item.

Finally, they get to rainbow road.

Tears. Screams. Pain.

They finish it with only minor casualties (Paul's sanity). Jett comes in first for the first time. ("What, like its hard?")

They collectively agree that rainbow road is no longer allowed.

[irbcallmefynn]

Do they play games together? Like board games, card games, stuff like that. What do they play? :3c

Well they do have a Wii! I like to think they probably only have the one remote though, so they take turns playing Mario Kart Wii. Fynn's not good, but I imagine Nauno is even worse, like can't even comprehend motion controls bad.

I imagine finding games you can play with your illiterate friend with practically no ability to retain useful information is hard. Maybe they try and play Go Fish sometimes, or UNO or something.

[jellycreamjammedart]

Uno is like the Mario Kart of card games

[monty-glasses-roxy]

You know, Meteors AU is a good AU. It’s full of horrors big and small but its also full of softness, friendships, kindness, comfort, support, and the stupidest shenanigans possible in such a setting. I should really go back and try again with the revamped version. I’ve shifted the order of things around because I think it would be way more impactful and would lessen the favouritism significantly and I haven’t played around with this new version much yet

[itsactuallyluna9]

don’t spoil 9-S!!!!!

MANKIND IS DEAD

BLOOD IS FUEL

HELL IS FULL

BABA IS YOU

[covergirlnay]

What Games did you play with your siblings growing up?

Video Games: Super Mario All Stars, Mario Kart 64, Yoshi Island, Mario 64, Donkey Kong, and the dreaded Penny Racers (I couldn’t stand that game but the Gentle Giant always wanted someone to play it with him 😂).

Regular games: Uno, Dream Phone 📞 , and Mall Madness 🛍️ 💳 💰

[photo-roulette-wheel]

The uno card games

[kimchionps5]

[amypihcs]

@i-dont-talk-for-days-on-end and @tyrannosaurusnacks what games do we play?

[qualityrain]

athenyos range 🥺