#jellycream speaks

[jellycreamjammedart]

It must be REALLY awkward if Bowser himself ever has to call Mario over to his castle because it's having a pipe problem and he needs a plumber to look it over

[jellycreamjammedart]

Glad to see we all on the same page about that lmao

theN WE HAVE THIS MF ALREADY LIVIN IN 3076

In Paper Mario: Color Splash, there is an event in Toad Trainworks where Mario enters a “battle” against twelve Toads that simply consists of each of them complaining about something to him, dealing 1 damage each. After they each complain once, the battle automatically ends. However, due to it dealing a total of 12 points of damage, it is actually possible for Mario to die if he enters this battle with less than 12 health.

This reveals an oversight whereby the game briefly acts like the battle has ended in the intended way, with the first Toad saying “Ah, I feel so much better now!” and the scene seemingly about to end before Mario suddenly dies.

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[jellycreamjammedart]

as much as i think gregory is innocent, i also think itd be really funny if someone animated the "oh sugar honey ice tea" scene from madagascar with cassie as alex angre at gregory as marty thinking he betrayed her

bonus with freddy and roxy watching

[jellycreamjammedart]

"Glamrock Freddy and Glamrock Bonnie were a gay couple!"

"No!! They were friends!!"

May I suggest...

They were BOTH.

It is very important that they were both, actually. They aren't and shouldn't be mutually exclusive.

It's vital that someone you're in a relationship with is someone you can count on like a true friend and vice-versa. It is vital that you are friends with your partner! And really good for your relationship!

Embrace being best friends with your partner! ❤

[jellycreamjammedart]

That Happy Fazbear Birthday is also giving me brainrot

Like. Hear me out a sec

That silly cute song comes both in Roxy and Glamrock Freddy's voices. And if the AR world kind of collects bits of Plex memories like the faint voices and whispers indicate and Cassie can hear either voice singing to her...

It makes me think that it was not only Roxy and Gregory who showed up to Cassie's birthday, but Freddy aswell. Heck maybe it was Freddy who delivered the carrot cake with his stomach hatch!

Perhaps he delivered the cake and sung Happy Fazbear Birthday along with Roxy to Cassie but just couldn't stick around much (he's the most popular after all, being the main mascot, he's probably got the tightest schedule.)

This brings me to that unused Freddy line in the main game where he supposedly did remember seeing Gregory before actually meeting him at the beginning of the game. "Wait, I know you. I remember you from-" before being cut off.

Maybe it would have been that Freddy remembered Gregory from Cassie's birthday??

AND? Him possibly having delivered the carrot cake there was how Gregory learned about Freddy's stomach hatch thus already knowing how to use it at the beginning of the main game???

Bro????

[jellycreamjammedart]

Both Bowser and Dr. Doofenshmirtz would vaporize that rooster for his awful parenting alone, as villanous but still good dads do.

Then they'd battle one another (as in, settle in court, not fight,) to decide which of the two would get Chicken Little's custody. Also since both are known villains, there's no bias in court that would otherwise probably exist if one of the two parts was a known hero, so it's a tight hard, but fair and square court session.

Twist: the judge decides on shared custody.

trying to think of a worse father figure character that we're still meant to sympathize with and not see as an awful person in any media that comes close to surpassing chicken little's dad but i can't think of anyone. he's the final boss of horrible dads

[madrcams]

*  ANSWER  TWENTY - ONE  QUESTIONS  ! tag  twenty - one  people  you’d  like  to  know  better.

01.    NICKNAME  :  JellyCream, Cream, Jelly, Pizza 02.    REAL  NAME  :   nnnnah 03.    ZODIAC  :   Cancer 04.    HEIGHT  :  A little under 5′ 8′’ last I checked 05.    WHAT  TIME  IS  IT  ?  :  6:13 pm 06.    FAVORITE  MUSICIANS  /  GROUPS  :  Bold of you to assume I know and comprehend my taste in music. If it slaps, it slaps. (love synths and vaporwaves and 80′s pop/rock tho) 07.    FAVORITE  SPORTS  TEAM  :  meh 08.    OTHER  BLOGS  : Theyve fallen into inactivity but, @madomadotsuki​ , list of other blogs 09.    DO  I  GET  ASKS  ?  :  If you mean on this blog specifically, almost never, sadly, but I guess it’s because this blog’s just starting out 10.    HOW  MANY  BLOGS  DO  I  FOLLOW  ?  :  It’s a sideblog so my follow count on my main isn’t a very accurate match of it-- 112 11.   ANY  TUMBLR  CRUSHES  :   If you mean platonic crushes or peeps I just outright adore, there’s quite a few such as @rainb0we​ @ofshippingandpancakes​ @bitevictim​ @musefair​ @bunniteeth​ @acorpseandfouridiots​ and many more! 12.    LUCKY  NUMBER  :  2 13.    WHAT  AM  I  WEARING  RIGHT  NOW  :   A very loose magenta shirt that can actually slip off my body and pj shorts 14.    DREAM  VACATION  :     Just chilling in my house for a good while without having to go out anywhere. 15.    DREAM  CAR  :     Dude I don’t even have driver’s license yet 16.    FAVORITE  FOOD  :    Pepperoni Pizza 17.    DRINK  OF  CHOICE  :   Usually fruit-flavored juices 18.    LANGUAGES  :     Portuguese (BR). English I mostly only read/write, can kinda hear (thanks YouTube), but speak not so much 19.    INSTRUMENTS  :   n/a 20.    CELEBRITY  CRUSHES  :  Eh 21.    RANDOM  FACT  :  I sleep on the wrong side of the bed (feet at the head of the bed, head at the foot of the bed) bc when I was younger I liked to fall asleep to a radio in my room but it had to be very low bc of other residents, the radio was closer to the foot of my bed so i started sleeping on the wrong side so i could listen to it better. But now I just continued sleeping like that ever since even without a radio on. Oops?

TAGGED BY :  I swiftly stole this from @plasticsouled​ like a raccoon

TAGGING : just steal from moi i guess uvu

[madomadotsuki]

knowing your partner well makes writing together a lot easier .  tag this with the people you enjoy roleplaying with but want to get to know better.  (  REPOST , DO NOT REBLOG ! )

BASICS

name. cream (JellyCream, or jelly work too) age. 25 pronouns. she/her but wont mind they/them sexuality. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i dont care at all. ace probably zodiac sign. cancer taken or single. married to my bed single and not interested three facts.   1. i have been in the yume nikki fandom since 2012 and i still havent made it out of there

2. i still have a shitton of vhs tapes and we still watch them (same for vinyl discs)

3. i usually only draw traditionally (on paper) when im not home. cant figure out why

EXPERIENCE

platforms you’ve used. oh god... msn, 4kids forums (we never speak of those ok), many forums, whirled (i miss it tbh) skype, tumblr ofc, discord, rabbit best experience. many after i found tumblr’s rp community tbh-- but one that i will never forget is this rex salazar muse who p much adopted mado as his little sister and the mun was such a sweetheart too-- shadi if youre reading this even tho its been years now i hOPE YOURE DOING GREAT MUSE PREFERENCE

female or male. majority of my muses tend to be female, though im not against playing males, or ambigous muses

least favourite face(s). not sure what the question is. but id have to guess and say art from specific people that you can recognize as theirs, as also anything from ib (the rpg maker game) and, ew, glitch.tal.e

WRITING PREFERENCE

fluff, angst or smut. im okay with all! though im a lil inexperienced with smut (also will only do smut with muses and muns of age) plots or memes. gIMME BOTH long or short replies. they tend to be medium, as i like to be descriptive. but it depends

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[jellycreamjammedart]

Context: i was chatting in a discord server about how fever means your immune system noticed theres something in your body

[jellycreamjammedart]

At some point Cassie decides that yes, the V.A.N.N.I mask is weird as hell and she doesn't like it.

So with left over paint and abandoned paint spray cans she paints its exterior to look like M.X.E.S instead.

[jellycreamjammedart]

I remember when FNAF HW2 came out and with the notion we play as Cassie's dad (and Map/Mask Bot,) and some of Glamrock Freddy's lines in his minigame made some people joke about Freddy flirting with Cassie's dad lmfao

But joking aside, I kinda think it made sense if these two were close at some point (I don't mean romantically or anything specific.)

Glamrock Bonnie. Freddy and Cassie's dad had Bonnie in common.

Bonnie was Freddy's partner. Bonnie was Cassie's dad's favorite. So when Bonnie went missing and Freddy was devastated, I don't think Cassie's dad was very happy either.

So having to continue work as usual, Cassie's dad may have started forming a bond with Freddy over their mutual relationships with Bonnie. Their shared grief, shared memories, shared fondness towards the same rabbit they both appreciated, even if with different dynamics. They both cared about Bonnie, and may have found a little bit of solace in eachother after the rabbit went missing.

Heck, even Cassie is suggested to have cared about Bonnie despite her favorite being Roxy. She must have if she wanted to know what happened to him (and her dad wouldn't tell her, probably because he didn't know either or maybe he had to sign an NDA or something that barred him from speaking.) So this bonding may also include Cassie, not just Freddy and her dad.

Bonnie may have connected the three in a way, so a close bond between them doesn't seem that strange or far-fetched to me.

So

TLDR: Glamrock Freddy is Cassie's step-dad.

[jellycreamjammedart]

Hey if youre fast enough you can high-five the booping paws!

[jellycreamjammedart]

I mean yeah but

"Poking springtrap with a stick" more like

"Playing piñata with the other missing kids (springtrap is the piñata)"

so like. fnaf movie. after night five, all outside observers know is "this 30yo guy with severe anger issues + his 10yo mentally ill sister just walked out of his collapsing workplace with an unconscious, stabbed police officer, saying that someone inside the building tried to kill them but we can't get into the building to check. we went to their house and the aunt who was fighting for custody of the child is dead on the floor. the guy's career counselor is missing, as is his babysitter and her family and apparently they're all dead in the building we can't get into." and like. that all looks suspicious as FUCK however we know that in the few-weeks timeskip both mike and abby seem happy and fine so it's not like mike was arrested or anything. he seems to be more adjusted and is happily talking with her teacher so i doubt he's under stress of interrogation or anything

there's a lot of implications there that mike mighta pulled something but it's all circumstantial evidence at best. i'm sure in jane's autopsy and crime scene evidence they couldn't find any evidence of mike being the one to attack her, esp since it was probably just golden freddy bopping her in the head so they dont even have the weapon, and if she was strangled they'd be able to tell it wasn't by bare hands and they couldnt get prints or anyth. especially if golden freddy is a FULL ghost and thus left no trail.

mike would be smart enough to only tell the cops what they need to know without mentioning ghosts to sound crazy. abby might be more honest with the cops just bc of #autism but they'd be more likely to consider her talking about ghosts and imaginary friends as a child's way of coping, and they cant get anything out of her that would incriminate mike. ADD TO THAT that mike has wounds that are clearly defensive and is SUPER banged up and his wounds would likely match his story way better than evidence of him attacking anyone, AND that there's likely footage and witnesses of him being in the pharmacy and then driving to work (and thus not in the area to attack jane), AND if/when nessie wakes up she'll probably vouch for mike as well, and the cops dont have anything on him

though i DO wonder if they would have records of vanessa patching him up in the police outpost. if they do, that would also back up mike's story as it's 1) far away from the aunt jane crime scene, 2) confirms that he and vanessa were working together, so either she's complicit in Crime™ or his story is accurate and she was helping him save his sister. him going to defend her instead of calling backup is also consistent with his personality of getting triggered and jumping into action around child abduction, esp w/ his sibling in danger

considering what abby would probably say, AND the history of freddy's, it's likely that they would come to the conclusion of is "someone [likely the og kidnapper from the 80s] found out that the guy working at freddy's had a sister, kidnapped abby from her house while her aunt was babysitting and tried to recreate the crimes, his story of him and vanessa defending her and escaping vaguely checks out." whether or not mike would incriminate vanessa by mentioning her dad was the killer is up in the air, and there's obviously some huge holes that are left from nobody believing that there are ghosts in the building but that would probably be the eventual conclusion

but throwing that all away, it would be really, REALLY funny if the rest of the town, being really fuckin nosy and getting into the juiciest gossip they've had in decades, took one look at michael "big teddy bear falling asleep on himself" schmidt and said "there's no way. there's no way this guy murdered his aunt, stabbed an officer and then destroyed his own workplace, especially when he really needed that job and was on sleeping medication," and then turned around to look at abby "neurodivergent in the early 2000s (ableist af time period)" "vocally hates her aunt" "doesn't talk to anyone and claims that she can see ghosts" "vaguely possessive of her brother" "claims that she found the guy who hurt her friends and got him jumped by a cupcake(?)" schmidt and said "oh my god. it was her."

and nobody's gonna directly say anything but they've got cautious eyes on the situation and someone quietly slips mike a copy of the bad seed to see if he has a realization but instead he's just like "hey this book kinda reminds of that golden freddy kid lmao. wonder how he's doin" and then we smashcut to golden freddy kid poking springtrap with a stick

[jellycreamjammedart]

Ah yes, April 1st, 2024.

Or, as we like to call it around these lands:

Ides of March 2: Electric Boopaloo

[jellycreamjammedart]

This might be a risky hot take but

Some of you "Gregory Defenders" are starting to annoy the absolute hell out of me

And this isn't about the "whether Gregory is innocent or guilty" side of the argument you're on, but about how obnoxious and unhinged some of y'all are about it regardless of the "side" you're on.

Not everyone in the fandom is going to like Gregory, nor will everyone see him as innocent. Some may even say he's a cold and manipulative backstabber, or that he's only popular because of "male protag privilege". And you know what, that's actually all okay and valid. And you know why?

Because Gregory is not real.

"He's only like 12!!!!" he's not real.

"He's just a child!!!" he's not real.

"He's not guilty he was brainwashed!!" he's not real.

"He's only trying to protect himself he doesn't deserve hate!!!" Let people dislike/hate him if they want, it won't affect Gregory at all because he's not real.

It's not like people are bullying a real child. He's a fictional character, in case y'all ever forgot that detail.

Actually no, I am SURE y'all forgot that detail, with how you treat people who dislike him as if it was an actual moral issue and paint them as evil for not sharing your image of your perfect cinnamon roll gremlin boy.

"How DARE you say Gregory's not innocent? How can you HATE him he's just a kid!!! It's not his fault STOP punishing him!!! How evil do you have to be to blame a literal child!!!? You're disgusting!!!" HE'S NOT FUCKING REAL.

Where in the fucking hell is it okay to label a person as evil or bully them for like, liking Cassie (another fictional character in case you also forgot) over Gregory??

Yes this also goes to y'all who approach people unprompted to tell them like a lawyer why Gregory is not to blame, especially with how condescending and obnoxious you are about it, pretty much reeking the vibe of "I'm telling you how wrong you are for blaming Gregory because you're clearly stupid for not believing otherwise, here's why I'm right and why my vision of this character is the correct one."

I'm sick of "Gregory defense lawyers" coming to my inbox after my ramblings about Cassie blaming Gregory for the elevator drop all condenscendingly like "Ummm actually you can't do that because Gregory is innocent it was all the Mimic in case you missed the details blah blah-" did I fucking ask???

(Unless people seem confused or are new to the fandom and they ask, then you may be entitled to tell them... but I still suggest being unbiased and focusing on canon aspects only rather than your personal opinion about it.)

Don't even get me started on y'all's flat out hostility towards people who don't like Gregory

"If you think Gregory did anything wrong ever I'LL FUCKING FIGHT YOU" is this really all that necessary to protect a kid that doesn't even exist??? Is it worth ending friendships or snuffing out potential new friendships with other real people over??? Worth bullying and witch-hunting other real people whose only apparent crime was loving the same franchise as you? How can you be proud of that?

(Unless you mean you will fight people in that memey or shitpost way then idc keep being a silly little guy actually)

"But I adore Gregory, and he's my favorite character!! It makes me really upset when people hate him/make art/write about him being guilty or blamed, or say Cassie is better! I don't agree with it!!" ... then why are you making yourself upset by checking out content about Gregory that you don't like? Like... dude.

People are going to create stuff about Gregory (or any other fictional character really,) that won't always align with you. And they're entitled to do it, no matter how wrong you think they are! Instead of policing what other people create about your blorbo, just look away and seek content about them that you actually like. If a particular creator's vision on Gregory is too much of a deal-breaker for you, just block and blacklist and move on. Or create the content you want yourself instead of badgering other people.

Also keep in mind that Gregory being antagonized in a fic/art/etc doesn't always translate to the authors hating him, chances are they're just writting it from other characters' perspectives who may have whatever beef with him in the given setting, so don't go jumping to conclusions either. And even if the antagonism does come from the author's personal bias, that still gives you no right to harrass them anyways.

I will continue liking Cassie over Gregory and I do think she's better and I will continue rambling about Cassie hating Gregory for believing he betrayed her even if it was the Mimic, because it is an interesting scenario, and I personally think the whole GGY thing was dumb and unnecessary (he could still have been an interesting character as just an unlucky homeless boy without any sinister plot-twist.) That's it; There's no fucking need to make it about morality, ffs. If you don't like that, ignore it, or unfollow me if it's that much of a deal-breaker for you.

All y'all are doing is giving reasonable Gregory fans a bad name, and actually making people dislike him further by oversaturating him and forcing him into a source of stress and disdain rather than enjoyment for them, where people start actually getting sick of seeing him around (and I feel that myself already.)

Let people dislike Gregory for whatever reason.

By the way...

You "Gregory Haters" are annoying me as well

As entitled as you are to your opinion about this annoying manipulative liar of a brat, there are people who share a different sentiment about him. Let them.

You don't have to reblog or comment on someone's post how much they adore Gregory to tell why you hate him, or go to the spaces of Gregory fans to spew why you hate so much this little guy they like. That's just fucking mean and rude. Make your own post, or go to the spaces that share your opinion.

Quit making people feel bad for liking a character you dislike. If you don't like Gregory, why are you even bothering to check out content about him, then? Check out content about characters you LIKE. I bet that'd make you much happier than spending your time regurgitating your hate over someone's creation about a character they like but you don't and unsurprisingly start an argument about it. Look for things you like, block and blacklist stuff and people about your hated character if you gotta but leave them alone

Let people like Gregory for whatever reason, too.

Let people see Gregory however way they see fit.

Because this bears repeating: He's not real. He's a fictional character. He's a tool. Let people use him however way they see fit to drive a story or scenario; that's his purpose, as a fictional character.

[jellycreamjammedart]

so ive began playing sm64coopdx recently. mods really do make a whole new experience-- but also a whole nother kind of nightmare when you have to play it on a KEYBOARD like i do

anyway, one of these mods is a weather mod, which adds mainly rain and storm, the later actually can strike you instantly with lightning bolts but its rare, and even rarer is it insta-killing you on full health. however i realized that if youre in the water or climbing a tree, you'll get struck by lighting like 99% of chance (yikes)

so i was in dire dire docks trying to get the chests star while trying not to get pulled into the jet stream while also being constantly struck by lighting which ALSO made me have to refill my health constantly and HOPE none of those strikes insta-killed me

but i got the star but it was the 70th star in my collection so i got the pop up text (only one line per time, strangely enough) but as the camera turns around during the pop up i see this

look at the freaking bolt of lightning just coming for me

it was frozen in place because of the text box, the instant it goes away, im cooked

LITERALLY a "Photos Taken Moments Before Disaster" moment bruh