#zora suggests they play another Earth classic afterwards
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sillygoofynerd · 3 months ago
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Concept: Disco crew playing mariokart
Zora is trying to learn more about human culture, and comes across a copy of MK8 and ports it to Disco's systems (she would 100% pirate it).
She asks Gray to play, who grabs Adira, and together they quickly rope Paul and Hugh into it (through no small amount of puppy dog eyes).
Zora chooses Mario as a traditional/logical choice, Adira chooses Dry Bones (they're me fr), and Gray chooses Link (he plans on winning with the power of Twinks and Twinks alone). Paul picks Toad and Hugh picks Rosalina (pretend that through the power of the Future more than 4 players can play locally).
They start up the first race and instantly Adira and Paul are jostling over first with Gray and Hugh a little behind, and Zora in the middle. By the end though, Hugh passes them all with Gray, Adira, Paul, and Zora in 2-5.
He's definitely played before with his siblings and cousins and just wanted to be a little shit about it. Chaos and laughter ensues
After a while, Michael and Saru pop in ("hey Mr. Saru wheres our chief engineer and doctor" "idk lets go find out") and get roped into the shenanigans. Michael and Spock played the Space-Wii version of it a lot as kids (Sarek denies that he loved it too. Amanda crushed them all) so she's a bit of a veteran player. She picks Bowser and convinces Saru to play as well (he picks Isabelle) and they start up the courses again.
Michael and Hugh go back and forth in first. Saru unintentionally item bags much to everyone's dismay.
Jett joins shortly after, picking DK. She talks mad shit and comes in 11th ("I not like you. I don't need to win to be a hater"), and constantly is distracting/annoying Paul so that he falls off the track or misses and item.
Finally, they get to rainbow road.
Tears. Screams. Pain.
They finish it with only minor casualties (Paul's sanity). Jett comes in first for the first time. ("What, like its hard?")
They collectively agree that rainbow road is no longer allowed.
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