#unmatchable

[halfelven]

i’ve given this living in a city thing a good shot but when i’m done with grad school i’m ditching it for a place where you can actually see stars

[hogans-heroes]

Wake up folks new absolute Legend on TikTok

[philtstone]

considering gus was almost canonically a "pleasure to have in class" neurodivergent and shawn was almost canonically a "the whole years lesson plan has been disrupted in one afternoon" neurodivergent i like to think that every New teacher they ever had did one cursory scan of the room on their first day and unwittingly decided that a Great and Brilliant way to solve their shawn problem was to seat him next to gus. which of course, naturally and immediately, resulted every time in what was now a much bigger and indeed catastrophically worst shawn AND gus problem. this happened multiple times

[floralpascal]

NSFW, 18+

John Price always convinces himself that he means it. He’s not the kind of man who breaks his promises.

“Just the tip, love,” he groans, positioning himself at your entrance. Your desperate nod and pleas for him only spur him on.

He swears that he’ll restrain himself, that he’ll keep his promise. He just wants to feel you bare, if only a little. He’s a man of iron resolve — he should be able to control himself without a problem…

But he never was good at keeping this promise when it came to you.

Instead, he finds himself balls deep in your heat, fucking you furiously. The way you’re screaming his name in ecstasy would make him break any promise if only to give you more pleasure. When his cum has painted your walls and you’re both coming down from your highs, he can’t even find the decency to feel sorry for it.

“Fuck…” you groan, pulling him down to kiss you before begging, “Just… just do it again. Please.”

John smiles. With a low, seductive voice, he teases, “Just the tip, yeah?”

[wormtime123]

i <3 secret life i'm not ready for it to end

[angel-in-your-basement]

God, I love giving blowjobs. I love giving someone pleasure like that. Licking, kissing and sucking their cock to find out which spots draw out the best sounds. Stroking them up and down with my mouth and hands. Letting them push my head down so they can feel the back of my throat on their dick. Gagging and hearing them groan at how good it feels. Licking their balls while I stroke their cock. Feeling them tighten up just before they fill my mouth with cum. Holy fuck, it gets me so turned on to have my mouth put to use like that.

[chxrrylungs]

what's another demon deal on cas's record

[placeinsideyou]

fans using their hands and bags to block paparazzi from photographing liam payne’s dad, who arrived at the scene of liam’s hotel.

there’s a lot that can be said about celebrity culture and all that but FANGIRLS MAKE SHIT HAPPEN

[qwakque]

Follow the leader Kalim ♪

[yamujiburo]

i can't believe that as a hanamusashipper and former (kinda still) pokeshipper i never realized the funny parallel of jessie and misty having the same VAs and delia and ash having the same VAs

hanamusashipping is just pokeshipping but adult and lesbians

[ruizpizzaria]

ms paint park

check it kenny can really flip it

[lucyllawless]

Heartbreak, sorrow, grief.

[happyheidi]

𝘈𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘸 𝘚. 𝘉𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯

[duncanor]

Insane things are happening on Trigun Twitter today

[audreyestok]

Obsessed w them

[emily-e-draws]

smoochies !