#unlimited bacon but no video games

[partyanimal321]

fucking shitballs i did the last ask wrong it’s unlimited bacon or no games or no games but no bacon

huh ???????????

[akkivee]

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games, UNLIMITED GAMES, but no games?

I THINK YOU MEANT NO BACON LOL???? UNLIMITED GAMES BUT NO BACON RIGHT???? but when the world ends and we as a species must forage yet again what has more value i think is unlimited bacon—

[pistachi0art]

Can’t wait for the previous thing I made to be misinterpreted in some way but that’s for future me to worry about- snore mimimimimimi

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

[xvio]

nothing should be taken seriously but at the same time everything is .

[ask-kas-n-lamp]

Yo Kasper-! What kind of games do you like?

👾 - WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE UNLIMITED BACON BUT NO MORE VIDEO GAMES OR GAMES (UNLIMITED GAMES) AND NO GAMES?

[theoldwest]

Having Dean Winchester as a Boyfriend Would Consist of:

(genderless reader perspective)

Waking up to fresh coffee every morning

“Where do you wanna eat?” “Mm… Biggerson’s.” “Dude, again?” “Mhm.”

He’s 100% a physical touch enthusiast

“Dean, you reek, fuckin’ go shower before you lay on me!” “Ha, whaddya mean, it was only half a dozen vamp nests.” “OHH, GET OFF ME, ASSHOLE!”

You end up being pretty well versed in spaghetti westerns after about a month of dating him

Dates always involve food in some way

“Is it good?” “Holy crap, babe, when’d you learn to cook like this?” “Motel rooms always have a cooking channel.”

Introducing him to video games

“So, you said this game is about being a cowboy?” “Ah- Yes, but, you will end up crying your-“ “I’m buying it right now. My credit card is already in my hand.”

Dr. Sexy M.D. marathons

You and Sam messing with him 24/7

Dean pranking you two right back

“You saran-wrapped my entire room?!” “Only because you and Sammy switched out my bacon for that… Tofurkey crap!”

Late night drives while Sam sleeps in the backseat

“D’ya think he’d wake up if I play our song?” “Don’t go past volume five and we’ll be good.”

Unlimited flannel supply

Slow dancing to records when everyone else is asleep

“Wanna go on a beer run with me?”

Custom mixtapes for every anniversary

He’d probably try and keep you from hunting until you do it anyways

nicknames out the wazoo

Secret Taylor Swift + One Direction dance parties

~~~

[felixfeliccis]

do you play any video games?

Unlimited bacon

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

put jeff the killer and sans with unlimited bacon into a battle arena and see what happens

[qjaiden]

i love u chuckle sandwich i love u audio listeners i love u no video games or no games i love u unlimited bacon i love u two silly white guys who killed their third co-host in an unknown explosion i love love love chuckle sandwich

[bamsara]

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games or games, unlimited games, but no more games? 

strawberry milk

[bucketfullofstrawberries]

Would you rather

Have unlimited bacon

But no games

OR

Games, unlimited games

But no games

I SAY, BOY, I SAY, I SAY. NOW LISTEN CLOSELY, SON, I WANT YOUR MOST HONEST OPINION:

WOULD YA RATHER HAVE UNLIMITED BACON, BOY, AND WERE TALKIN A LOT OF BACON, BOY, BACON OF A NEVA ENDIN EXTRAVAGANZAH, BOY!! BUT YA DONT GET NO MORE OF THOSE VIDEO GAMES, YA HEAR, BOY? AINT NO MORE PURCHASIN OR PLAYIN OF THE NEW HIGH TECH GAMIN INDUSTRY OR NONNA THAT WHOLE SHABOO, BOY, YA GOTTA GO LITTLE OR HOME, BOY, THERE AINT NO CHOICE BOY!!! OR. WOULD YA RATHER HAVE YASELF SOME GAMES, BOY, IM TALKIN REAL GAMES, BOY. UNLIMITED GAMES, BOY, A LIFETIME SUPPLY, BOY YA CANT MISS IT!! ...BUT NO GAMES. THATS IT, BOY, THATS THE END OF THE LINE, BOY, YA HEAR, SON? THATS IT, YA AINT GETTIN NO GAMES AFTER THAT, ITS ALL GONE BOY, END OF THE LINE, BOY, ITS OUTTA YA CONTROL' BOY!!!

..NOW. WHAT'LL IT BE, BOY? I SAY, WHAT'LL IT BE?

[chucklesim]

Coming september:

A free fanmade visual novel in development by @ilovlys where your choices matter as you play through the experience of being a Chuckle Week guest on the Chuckle Sandwich podcast! Get your kneecaps busted in smoggy, hellish LA by known menace Ted Nivison, discover what the hell is on aspiring military propagandist Jschlatt's mystery phone, follow the ominous, slimy trail in the cavern rumored to hold the forgotten, ancient secrets of a former third host, say a fervent "FUCK YOU" to the Tucker haters, consume a strange, viscous fluid, and answer the greatest dilemma known to the universe:

"Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games, or games, unlimited games, but no more games?"

If you have anything you'd like to see in the game, please, please, fill out this Google form or send an ask. I'll add as much as I can and if your suggestion is added you will be featured in the credits.

[lowkeywaffling]

Unlimited bacon but no more games or games, unlimited games, but no games.

i used to watch chuckle sandwich when it first started (like 2021) and i remember seeing the video where this originated. i thought it was pretty funny at the time but did not think that it would become so mainstream that people at my school would ask it to me having no idea who jschlatt was. i no longer think it is very funny.

[ask-shane]

Would you rather have unlimited bacon and no video games or unlimited video games and no video games ?

repeat that again, but slowly. and listen to yourself.