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Just to clarify my thoughts (since I've had a number of people ask me about it) re: Job and cursing God. There's a big difference between cursing God as used in Scripture and how we generally would think of cursing at God today.
Cursing someone, in the Bible, has a lot of depth to it. It's not just saying "screw you " in anger, it's got a sense of forsakenness to it. It's the opposite of a blessing, a removal of blessing. If the blessing is presence, your face shining on the person you're blessing, then a curse is absence. In some translations, Job's wife tells him to "renounce God and die," which I honestly think makes a lot more sense to modern ears.
Job says a lot of unpleasant things to and about God in his anger and grief. So do the Psalmists. A number of the Prophets. So can we. God can take it if we come to him with honest expressions of our emotion, including those not-so-nice ones directed at him. I don't think there's anything wrong with getting mad at God and saying, "How dare you, you bastard" when you suffer unjustly. You can say much worse, I think, without sinning, though I don't feel particularly inclined to give examples. But as long as it's an honest expression of your heart, I think you're doing exactly what prayer is for. You're presenting him your heart with an open hand. He can use that. Opposite of love is not hate but indifference, etc.
Job doesn't renounce God. Neither should we. But I think when you're truly suffering, you're gonna have those feelings toward God either way. He'd rather you address them with him directly than try to avoid them. Cursing at God in the modern sense is actually a great way to keep the relationship strong and not end up cursing/renouncing him in the Biblical sense.
#i did try to draw that distinction in the original post but I didn't really go into detail#mostly bc i was trying to be concise and just focus on how the church talks to sufferers#so here's the long version#pontifications and creations#only thou art holy#also side note: there was someone yesterday who responded to that post with the suggestion that suffering is generally the sufferer's fault#and it got worse from there#just an absolutely rank response that had me immediately blocking that person and googling if there was a way to remove someone's addition#idk to what degree that person is an active member of this broader christian community we've got going on here#but if you see that post (and you'll know it when you see it) please as a favor to me don't interact with it#there were some lovely responses and additions to that post yesterday too#but that one made me mad#idk. to a certain degree i wanted to vent#they're blocked now though so whatever#anyway. I've sort of been percolating on these various thoughts for a few weeks#since i went to a really fluffy women's talk on suffering#and now i kind of want to give my version#I'm far from the greatest sufferer in the world. i am well aware of that#but as I've been sick I've just done So Much Thinking and reading about theodicy and struggle with God that i feel qualified to opine#unlike the giver of that talk#anyway#tag rant over#...for now#theodicy
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fun fact: the first time I heard mag 142 scrutiny, I half thought that this was some sort of jon doppelganger going out and harassing people, like maybe it was a pseudo not-them situation, and I think that mistake speaks to something interesting that tma does with the nature of shifting identity and the not-them.
this is most explicit in distant cousin, where the statement giver muses for a while about how if you don't see someone for long enough then when you meet them again, you aren't really talking to them, you're talking to someone who existed years ago and the person before you is actually a complete stranger. when daisy gets out of the coffin, basira asks jon if she's been replaced, because this person is so unlike the daisy basira has always known. in contrast, the only person whose identity tim can ultimately be sure of is jon's, despite how massively the two of them have both changed and despite how people will specifically come to doubt jon's selfhood in the near future. I think about that one behind the scenes round table episode where alex says the directing note he gave to mike for later seasons tim was "you are not playing tim anymore, you are playing a completely different person who is still called tim." man.
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I don’t know if you’ve done something like this but mtl to let you have a threesome w another member ?
MTL: hyung line + let you have a threesome with another member
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★ heeseung: if you were to call a threesome "sharing" then no, heeseung would be at the bottom of this list. and while threesomes are technically sharing, to him he finds it more of just kinky fun where he can be an asshole. i think he would be more inclined to letting the third sit on a chair and watch for an unforgivable amount of time, likely showing them just how his girl likes it, making you cum a solid three times before letting the third come eat up the leftovers. probably saying dirty things in your ear like "probably tastes more of me than you at this point" just so the third can hear it too, probably leading said third to either take the competition and fuck you better, or feel embarrassed, drowsy, and possibly even ashamed at how lucky they feel to be between your legs at all.
☆ jay: he's more adventurous than people give him credit for, but i do feel that threesomes would be a treat in bed with jay only during special occasions. he'd be super into it when it does happen though. likely inviting someone like jake or sunghoon into the bedroom to spice things up and try to control the entire situation. he'd definitely be a talker, saying dirty words not only to you but his friends too, mostly because he's a giver and would want nothing more than to be the point of arousal for anyone in the room when it involves his bed. he would also have no shame in being a cuckold simply so he can see you be spread apart by someone other than him. arguably, on specific holidays and dates throughout the year, you can probably guess all of the members are lining up outside his door trying to be the one invited this time round lmfao.
★ sunghoon: some would disagree but judging by his mars sign, i think that not only can sunghoon be fairly emotionally connected in regards to sex but also super aggressive and maybe even a little bit stubborn. just throwing the idea out there but i genuinely think this mf would invite someone into bed with the two of you either out of spite, or solely to prove to you that no one can do for you what he does. sure, he'd enjoy the fun but it would be a lot deeper to him than it is for you. unlike heeseung, he would absolutely be a cuckold, noting down every single time you moan for someone that isn't him, just so he can crawl on the bed and remind you exactly why you're with him and not one of his friends. threesomes for sunghoon would be nothing but an ego trip or an ego break. either way, i don't think he would necessarily hate seeing you get fucked, especially knowing he gets to do it all time.
☆ jake: he would never be caught dead sharing you if you were his, but he is usually the one being shared with! the second someone offers for him to fuck their girlfriend? immediate boner, immediate nodding of the head, and immediate asking when and where. given, it's always a treat to fuck someone else's girl, especially when he gets them moaning for him right in the face of said boyfriend. arguably, if any enhypen member is open to threesomes, jake will always end up being a third at some point. the best part is that he doesn't mind being submissive or dominant. he'll do just about anything he's asked of. more often than not turning into a puddle of mush while inside of you and said boyfriend is watching, or actively making his cock far more sensitive than it should be by either talking, making you clench him, or perhaps even sliding in right beside him.
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#enhypen smut#heeseung smut#sunghoon smut#jaeyun smut#jongseong smut#enha smut#jay smut#jake smut#hardthots
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Hi! Do you write headcanons? If not than you can just write it as a fic or ignore it. It's ok 😊.
Ryu sio falls in love with a soft and sweet female reader who genuinely cares for him and wants to be his friend unlike Nam soon. He was at first skeptical about her and used to be rude towards her. But slowly he realised that reader is actually a sweet person and wasn't pretending to get close to him. So he starts to like her and tries to win her love.
Thank you 😊
Ryu Sio falling in love with someone sweet:
thank you anon! is this how i make a headcanon
- i think he'd definitely be a bit skeptical after everything that happened with namsoon
- he'd be the type to fall in love at first sight
- he'd walk into the office and you'd be walking into the office with a coffee in hand and he'd be absolutely smitten
- he'd tell himself that he was just being tricked again, but he'd find himself taking walks around the office to catch a glimpse of you
- he'd eventually give your team more benefits, and eventually, he'll begin talking to you
- sio would convince himself that he was just using you to get over namsoon
- would see you as a replacement and would switch moods really fast
- he'd probably think that all your kindness was a facade
- would try to push you to your limit, but somehow, you're too patient and thought he just needed to vent anger
- but he'd find himself waiting for your calls, waiting for your texts and waiting for you
- you'd probably be a bit confused at first, i mean, your boss is literally taking an interest in you
- eventually, he'd find small things about you that he likes
- he'd be in his fancy car, passing the alleyway to your house and he'd see you helping a grandma carry her groceries home, and he'd find himself smiling and giggling like a teenage girl
- he'd find you feeding the neighbourhood cat, and he'd ask you if you like them
- if you say yes, be prepared to get kittens as your christmas gift
- this man doesn't hold back when it comes to you
- whatever you want, is whatever you'll get. he doesn't care if you wanted a mansion, he'll get it.
- he would feel doubts once in a while, but then he'll see your text and he's all good again
- he's definitely a hugger
- would lean onto you (eventhough hes two heads taller than you)
- definitely a gift giver and is big on pda
- wouldn't want you to be in danger because you're in a relationship with him, but can't stop himself from holding your hand or clinging onto you
- I'd like to think he would try to convince you to just become his assistant because you're too sociable with everyone in the office
- would get jealous and be all clingy when you take too long to talk to your manager
- would get jealous when you go out for lunch with your coworkers and not him, even though you spend way more time with him
- you'd make a bento box for him to bring to lunch, and he'd be all smiley the whole day, and he'd take a lot of photos of it
- would have a whole album in his gallery of just photos of the both of you and would open it everytime he feels stressed
- he'd probably hide the whole pavel thing from you because he doesn't want you to worry or think he's a monster
- if you did find out, you'd probably be more worried about him than you already were
- if you were worried he was overworking himself, now you were worried for his life
- you'd make him text you every few hours to make sure he's alright and he'd feel guilty because you're worrying for him
- he'd make sure you know his every whereabout so you won't have to worry as much
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DREAMS, FAIRYTALES, FANTASIES — CHOI YEONJUN + CHOI SOOBIN ࿐
summary. ever the unconventional gift giver, yeonjun would rather give you something memorable for valentine’s day. what better gift than his smoking hot best friend?
wc. 2.67k
warnings. threesome! oral (m. receiving), light degradation (use of slut & stupid), heavy praise, heavy pet name use (baby, pretty, princess), shy!soobin <3, needy f!reader, teasing dom!jun, unprotected sex, creampie, facial — MINORS DNI 18+
note. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY MY LOVES!! to everyone who voted in the poll for the yeonbinnie 3way, here it is ! i hope u enjoy it <3 kisses 4 u all 💋
p.s. reblogs and feedback are extremely appreciated— i also love to hear ur thoughts <3
most boyfriends get their significant others chocolates for valentine’s day. maybe jewelry or roses or even a nice book, but yeonjun isn’t like most boyfriends. no, yeonjun is unlike any other man you’ve ever dated. he doesn’t want to gift you flowers that would die within days or shitty chocolates that make your tummy hurt– no. yeonjun wants to grant you memorable experiences. ones that’ll make you happy. ones that you’ll definitely remember. he wants all your dreams and fantasies to come true.
so if not chocolate and flowers… what does yeonjun gift you?
his best friend. choi soobin.
he remembers the first time yeonjun introduced you to him and his other best friends vividly– like it was yesterday. to soobin, you were shy and so cute. just his type. but he started noticing small changes in your behavior every time he saw you.
he noticed the moment things took off in your relationship with yeonjun. he’d only ever observed from afar, but he could just tell yeonjun was becoming more and more intimate with you as the weeks past; he just knew his best friend was corrupting you, the sweet girl he’d so desperately craved. you had gone from innocently twiddling with your thumbs and blushing to showing small acts of public affection to not-so-quietly begging yeonjun to fuck you in the car away from the guys because you couldn’t handle being empty for longer than a few hours. you turned into such an insatiable little thing, all yeonjun’s doing, of course– soobin knew that for sure.
but yeonjun also noticed soobin’s desire from the get-go. soobin could barely hold eye contact with you and he’d blush every time you’d giggle or whine or tease– hell, you just needed to breathe in his direction and soobin’s all red in the face.
once yeonjun knew you were completely comfortable in your relationship, he started implementing things he knew you’d love. i.e. toys, degrading names, and other people. other people being none other than the choi soobin. the soobin he knows you drool over and ramble about from time to time. all he had to do was talk to you.
he did, and just as he suspected– you were all in. of course you were, he could tell from the second the question slipped his lips.
he’d asked you weeks prior to valentine’s day. honestly… you barely remember the conversation. blood quickly rushed to your head and core when he suggested adding him to the mix for just a night. you remember the way you bit back a moan at the thought of his tall, broad, undeniably handsome best friend fucking you with a cock you just knew was huge. you remember trying to mask how turned on you got at the idea of it all– the both of them at the same time– and ended up shifting in your seat, nearly grinding your wet cunt against your sofa. you remember yeonjun fucking you on the very same sofa not long after you agreed, calling you a needy slut for wanting two cocks and for nearly cumming untouched over the idea of soobin fucking you.
so, yes, the conversation was a blur, but you do remember agreeing.
you still found yourself very surprised when yeonjun showed up at your apartment on valentine’s day with soobin trailing awkwardly behind him.
“happy valentine’s day, princess,” yeonjun smiles beautifully and your heart flutters at his unbelievable charm. “brought soobin over since he was all alone, hope that’s okay?” he knew it was one hundred and ten percent okay, but he loves hearing your verbal responses. especially in times like these where he knows you’re needy and excited to be ravished by him– by him and soobin now.
soobin feels his pants tighten at the sight of you. he wonders if there’s anything under your hoodie. or if there’s anything past your cute little shorts. he thinks about the silky material being soaked by your folds. how wet you could be. how much prep it would take to fit inside your pussy and– god, what do you feel like? will you wrap around him like he’s dreamed? will you milk him for what he’s worth? fuck– he needs to stop. he’ll cum before you could even be within arm's length of him if he doesn’t.
“y-yeah…” you blush and soobin can’t help but think back to when he first met you and how you were acting the same way then. cute and shy. “hi, ‘binnie,” you walk up to him to give him a quick, friendly hug.
the height difference has his hard-on pressing into your tummy and his breath hitches, but so does yours. he’s fucking huge. in more ways than one. yeonjun just smiles while watching this unfold, his best friend and his girlfriend exchanging greetings… if they could even be called that.
he stuttered, looking down into your eyes, “h-hi.” you smell so fucking good to him.
“hi,” you parrot, mind forgetting that you already said that. you can’t seem to rid the memory of his cock though. even through his pants, you could feel the shape, the size, the perfection of it all.
yeonjun stifles a laugh and you quickly snap out of your thoughts and the mini-staring contest you didn’t realize you were having with him. “baby?”
your voice comes out thick, dry, “yeah?” you turn to see a cheeky smile spread across his face.
“you wanna go to your room ‘n wait for us?” he asks but you see in his face he’s not really asking, he’s telling you. you nod, padding over to your shared room to wait for the boys. your boys.
only then do you realize how lucky you are to have yeonjun and not only that but have him so willing to share you with his best friend of many years. then you realize again– you’re going to have both of them tonight. you’ll get to feel both of them filling you to the brim, stretching you out, making it work– making themselves fit like a glove.
you find that soobin is a soft kisser when they finally come into your room. quite the contrast from your playful lover. you start with a peck, barely letting your mouth open out of mere shyness, but gradually, the kiss gets more and more heated. his lips are plush as they glide against yours, tongue slipping into your eager mouth. he’s letting out tiny whines while he’s heavily breathing through his nose and you see that he’s just like you– someone who easily gets worked up by a little makeout session.
yeonjun smiles, watching the two of you. he grows harder in his jeans at the sight of you breaking out of your bashfulness and reverting back to your needy self as you are with him. with your arms wrapped around soobin’s neck, you move to straddle him and his large hands laid flat against your back, pulling you deeper into him.
when you finally break from the kiss and blush at your current position, noticing the way your half-covered cunt is just above his clothed bulge. your eyes quickly avert to yeonjun’s, silently asking if this was okay.
he comes to the edge of the bed where soobin sits, patting your head. “‘s all good, princess, want you to feel good, alright? make soobin feel good, too, he’s been dreaming ‘bout this a long time.” yeonjun outs soobin and he blushes furiously, sending his best friend an incredulous look.
your eyes come back to soobin, “you have?” you whisper, core aching at the thought. you’ve been dreaming about both of them for a long time, too.
he nods his head slowly, surely embarrassed.
you let out a sharp breath, rolling your hips against his. “i really want you to fuck me.” you murmur, dreamily sighing out your following words, “both of you.”
and that’s how you ended up in your current position on your knees with your ass raised in between yeonjun’s legs.
“don’t be so gentle, soobin, she can handle it,” yeonjun grunts, hands tangled in your hair, gently tugging at the strands between his fingers. “isn’t that right, beautiful?”
you hum, looking up at your handsome boyfriend through your wet lashes, attempting to nod your head. he looks so good back pressed against your headboard while you reside in between his legs, but you know he thinks the same of you, if not more. your mouth is full of his cock, hands splayed over the top of his thighs as your pretty, painted nails dig into the muscles causing a delicious sting for your masochistic yeonjun.
soobin was so nervous when you asked him to fuck you. not only fuck you but fuck you raw– promising all will be well with your overly needy and whiny voice. eventually, he couldn’t resist, the offer being too good to pass up.
you were drooling from the second he showed you his pretty, flushed cock to when he pushed into your tight, dripping hole to now. he’s taking yeonjun’s words into consideration before slamming into you harder much like he’s been deprived of pussy.
your face scrunches up in pleasure as you choke over your boyfriend's cock. said boyfriend moans out loudly, “that’s it, baby, is binnie making you feel good?”
you pull off him, gasping and eyes screwing shut, “yes! yes, binnie, you’re making me feel so good!” you praise soobin and his grip on your waist tightens.
yeonjun pushes you back onto his length, thrusting at a nice pace into your mouth concurrently muffling your moans and whines. his grip on your hair tightens and his eyes nearly roll back– your mouth is always so fucking good to him.
“such a perfect little slut, taking me ‘n soobin so well, baby– fuck, so so well.” he groans before looking to soobin. “tell her what a good girl she is, soobin.”
you clamp tightly at your lover's words, a high-pitched sound making its way out your mouth full of cock.
soobin’s hips stutter as he feels your gummy walls contract around him, enveloping him oh-so enticingly. “s-such a good girl, Y/N– so tight ‘n pretty,” he moans breathily, fueling your ego.
you nearly cum on the spot, digging your fingernails deeper into yeonjun’s crescent-marked thighs. you muffle out a ‘thank you’ body taking a mind of its own as you push your hips back desperately to meet his. you don’t forget about yeonjun either, letting your throat constrict around his long cock.
yeonjun notices how the praise spurs you on, “you just love being called pretty things, don’t you?” he chuckles airly, brushing your hair out of your face and admiring the way tear streaks coat your flushed cheeks.
“love it, junnie,” you say, taking a break from constantly gagging on your boyfriend's heaven-sent dick, replacing it with one of your hands instead. “love it s’much.”
“pretty girl,” he coos, thumb brushing against your swollen lips. “look so pretty taking it all for us.” his thumb slips past the pillowy muscle allowing your lips to warp around the digit. he basks in the way you moan, eyes trained on him. “shit, bet soobin wishes he could see you looking like a mess right now.”
soobin moans loudly at this because, god, yes, he would kill to see you right now. he would kill to see you in tears over getting fucked by him and his best friend. he would kill for the way your pussy is swallowing him whole and grasping onto him for dear life.
mindless and unaware, soobin’s thrust grew harder, pushing deeper, tickling that spot. he feels like he may burst any moment and then he hears yeonjun say his name, causing him to halt.
“‘s not fair that i’m the only one who gets to see her,” he says, a devilish smirk overtaking his features. his eyes divert back to yours, “on your back for him, baby, let him see what a pretty princess you are.”
you nod eagerly allowing your boyfriend to move out of the way so you can switch positions. your back hits the mattress and you finally take in soobin’s appearance. silky hair sticking to his forehead, pink lips swollen and parted, chest huffing– he looks like a dream.
he could say the same and more about you, though. he’s sure he’s gonna fall in love with you if he stares at you for a second longer, but he’s just so mesmerized by you that he can’t tear his eyes away. you’re more than a dream, more than a fantasy– you’re a fucking real-life princess.
“put it in me, ‘bin…” you whimper, nimble fingers moving to toy with your clit to avoid losing momentum. “please? wan’ it so bad, baby.”
soobin curses under his breath, the pet name making him twitch. now he knows he’s gonna fall in love with you. he knows it isn’t just because it’s valentine’s day.
he slips his bulbous head back into your soaked cunt, groaning when he feels you stretch to take him again. he’s gonna die, he knows it.
your eyes roll and your back arches with a whine leaving your lips. “‘binnie, ‘s so good, so so so good.”
yeonjun snickers, “stupid girl.” he pinches your nipples, rolling the perky nubs between his fingers while soobin fucks into you eagerly.
you gasp at the onslaught of pleasure, eyes screwed shut and a stream of moans and cries leave your mouth. to yeonjun’s surprise, you blindly grab at his cock, stroking it with your free hand.
“fuck, baby.” your boyfriend moans out when you squeeze the girth in your contrastingly small hand. “not too fast, shit.” his words are breathy and you just wish you could open your eyes to see how gorgeous his god-crafted face looks at this moment.
“wan’ you both to cum– fuck, please cum for me– ‘m so close.” you cry as soobin’s cock finds your sweet spot again, ramming against it with every stroke. “s-soobin! inside, please cum inside me!” you beg him, rubbing your clit faster and gripping him like a vice.
“pretty girl.” soobin whines the pet name out and you gasp, mind fuzzing over the sound of his voice and the cute name he’s called you. “shit, ‘m cumming.”
“f-fill me up!”
at this, soobin chokes, hips stilling as he feels himself cum. you’re suddenly filled with warmth and it practically triggers your own orgasm. the tightrope in your tummy unraveling as you coat his cock in your arousal, a near-silent scream leaving your mouth.
you lay there and he fucks you through his orgasm, the aftershocks leaving you shaking and shivering under the men as you languidly pump yeonjun’s still-hard cock.
“junnie,” you whine, teary eyes finally opening to see how he’s looking at you like he wants to devour you.
he grunts, “so fuckin’ cute, baby, my cute lil fucked out princess.” his rambling makes you realize he’s close just at the sight of you. he’s twitching and throbbing in your hands and you just smile nonchalantly.
“please cum on my face, baby.” you purr, regaining strength and pumping his wet length with more vigor. “make a mess on my face, junnie.”
he moans when you stick out your tongue expectantly, sitting up on his knees and replacing your hand. he comes faster than you think, breathily calling out your name and curses. his seed shoots across your face, some of it landing on your tongue and some landing on your chest.
the room is filled with soft pants as everyone tries to recollect themselves. after a few minutes pass, yeonjun pipes up.
“did you like your valentine’s gift, princess?” he asks with a smug grin.
you and soobin both laugh before you look between the two unbelievably handsome men and you give him the most honest answer you can conjure up.
“i loved it.” you whisper. “but i think it’s your turn to fuck me and soobin’s turn to watch.”
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Could you please do anything that's male reader X Joost? There are almost no fics with male reader I'm dying out here 😭
One night only
Fratboy!Joost klein x fratboy!reader
Warnings: Frat boys! , drinking , smoking , smut , PiA , unprotected sex (wrap it b4 u tap it) , joost is a jock and reader is a theater kid , bottom!Joost , Top reader
Drunken bodies all over eachother , music blasting from the speakers and people basically black out drunk outside
You and a few friends hosted one of the craziest parties of the semester , free entry and plus ones allowed. You even had three? Four? Of your teachers there aswell , to "chaperone"
"You all enjoying the party!!?"
The DJ you hired hyping up everyone , including you , who was equally drunk as everyone else on the property
Heading to the kitchen to get another drink , moving past the drunk girls and horny couples grinding against eachother , slightly cringing at them
"They're fucking disgusting-"
You whipped your head around at the sudden voice behind you , it was a blue eyed blond man , not much taller than you but had some height.
He had to be a jock
"Oh..uh, yeah..but im not shocked , kinda expected it"
"Still disgusting."
There was an awkward silence between you two before he gulped down his drink and introduced himself as 'Joost'.
Joost Klein , played rugby - star captain- he's well known amongst the people in your year. An icon and playboy , usually hopping from girl to girl .
Unlike you , a total theatere kid , even for your little hobby you were very well known , basically on the same level as Joost in popularity
It was rare that you guys were near eachother , and even more rare for you guys to be talking
An hour passed of you guys talking and playing beer games , eventually settling down in your bedroom balcony, sharing a joint and taking in the cool summer air , the muffled sounds of music and cheers comming from downstairs
"Have you ever...nevermin-"
"C'mon Joostie , don't be shy"
Your interjection catching him off guard as he stared at you for a moment , huffing to himself as he turned a faint shade of pink , taking a gulp of his drink before he looked you in the eye , taking in a breath
"Have you ever had sex. . .with a guy?"
There was a silence between you two , his pink face turning red , embarrassed by his question , biting on his lip.
"I'm sorry it was a du-"
"Yeah , I have"
The silence returning before he continued his questioning
"How was it-? , like did you take it or-"
"I'm more of a giver , it's a fun experience tho"
"Ah..I see.."
You finally turned over to look at him , head resting on your hand , which was on the mini table , scanning his face for a bit.
"You wanna try it out?"
° ☆ °
"Okay..take a breath in , it's gonna hurt a bit"
"Y-yeah okay-"
You currently had him face down into the pillow , fully exposed and your finger lubed up.You gave him a blow job prior , just to relax his nerves a bit
You slowly prodded your finger inside him , pausing halfway to give him time to adjust before you put your finger in fully , giving him a few minutes to get used to the feeling
"Y'ready?"
He mumbled a shaky yes , nodding his heads aswell. His body jerking as you began to move your finger inside him , searching for that spongey spot.
"W-wait..ah-!"
He choked out a moan ,his body trembled and legs shook as he came.
There is it
"Haven't even finished stretching you out yet."
"What just happened-?"
He turned over to look at you , still catching his breath. . .only to be met with a sly smirk from you
"Don't stress it , just have fun"
He was slightly weirded out by how quick he came , allowing himself to relax once more and turn over , stuffing his face in the pillow as you continued stretching him out to your liking
"Okay. . .I'm gonna enter now..take a breath in"
Lining yourself up and slowly entering , his breath hitched as his body trembled
"You'll tell me when I can start moving."
Bottoming out in him , steading his hips against yours as you caught your breath , waiting for him to adjust
"You can-. . .you can move"
"I'll be slow"
You began moving your hips at a steady and slow rhythm , trying your best to make him comfortable.
After a while your movements became more erratic, your grip on his hips nearly bruising as your thrusts were animalistic , knocking a yelp and whine out of the larger man bellow you
"I-ah!-I'm gonna c..Um!"
The way he was barely coherent and rambling out profanities and pleading for more had you at your edge , his back resting against your chest while your hips continued their movement which was becoming unstable
"C'mon Joostie , let it out-shit.-y'can do it"
Your words of praise was just enough to get him to his breaking point , he shuddered and tightened against you , spilling all om the sheets underneath him before his body gave out and fell limp from overstimulation
You pulled out quickly and came on his lower back , catching your breath as you layed next to him.
The world comming back to the both of you , the cheering and music that was erupting from the party still going on downstairs
You went to go get a warm cloth and a bottle of water from your mini fridge, cleaning him up and helping him get his boxers back on , along with your own
"Y'have fun?"
"I'd do it again..definitely"
#azana#chubby!reader#x black reader#black plus size reader#joost klein#joost klein x black!reader#joost klein x reader#joost smut#joost klein smut#joost klein x y/n#joost klein fanfiction#joost klein fanfic#joost klein x male reader#x male top reader#top male reader
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3 things to say:
1- "being gay is when a married man cheat on wife with another man"- vivziepop's logic (her lgbtq representation is very conservative if you think about it)
2- I feel like fans know that vivziepop's writing is bullshit and full of pilot holes but they Don't care about it as long there's characters to fuck *cough* loona *cough*,people underestimate the power of horny lol and to this day I still don't understand the hype and praise for loona but this is how Internet works I guess
3- I usually don't care about ships and strange kinks as long it stays fictional and no real person is involved in it BUT i hate it when a creator push it in their "morality teaching shows" it's where I draw the line like you either make serious show about taking abuse seriously to spread awareness or a weird fever dream kink show made for gooners to enjoy, you can't have it both,vivziepop made hypersexuals look like bunch of freaks and stigmatised them even more. "Please guys have sympathy for this character for getting sexually harassed but please don't blame him for sexually harassing others cause trauma made him hypersexual and you have to deal with it, he's just coping!" Like wtf are you serious? There's different ways to coping with trauma including drawing fetishes and kinks and i see no problem with it but harassing others is not coping you are just being peirce of shit, her morality is so flawed what is she even trying to tell audience? Victims of SA become assholes and have free card to harassing others? Wtf? And Yes I am a proshipper and I hate HH/HB because I hate it when a show tell you it's ok to cheat and it's ok to sexually harassing others why? because you said that this show is meant to represent victims but you only made victims feel embarrassed even more about themselves and you backstabbed them like don't you realise when you say your shows is about victims your victims watch the show to feel comfortable and feel being understood only for them seeing angel dust being asshole and sir.pentious getting SA'd as a joke? where's the SA awareness? Like yes we know victims who read SA fanfic as coping exist but not all of them cope the same way and we thought you would tell us how terrible SA can be and how it effects victims horribly ,not using trauma to excuse their shitty behaviours? I hate seeing people getting hurt and I don't want to be near someone telling me that them being asshole is ok because "HB is like bojack horseman and told me it's ok because X And Y" like stfu if you truly know anything about bojack horseman you wouldn't even think of comparing the two also you're an adult and if a dumb cartoon made you harassing others then you weren't good person in the first place you bastard maybe talk to therapy instead because creating trauma to others will never help you also not to mention half of fanbase of HH/HB are minors thanks to lazyass parents and society gaslighting everyone with "if it's cartoon then it's for kids" but the audience is out of vivziepop's control do i am not gonna blame her for this one but all i know is that unlike adults who are aware and responsible for their actions minors brain is not fully developed and they can be misguided most of times so i am worried about them growing up with vivziepop's 'morality' so i don't know the solution of who is watching cartoon and i think we should normalizing shaming lazy parents like don't be a parent if you would just let internet babysitting your child instead of you doing it yourself parenting is called parenting for a reason you're called "parent" not "birth giver", why am I proshipper? Because I don't care about others ships but I don't like the She-ra's "lesbians can't be abusive! You must feel bad for your abuser and you owe them everything and you should forgive them" Message and vivziepop's "if you're in straight marriage and you find out you're gay just cheat oh and if you have trauma it's ok to be asshole" Message (I hope you understand what I am trying to say and I hope you understand we have same goals before you tell me I am terrible as abusers just because i don't care about others ships and believing that fictional things doesn't matter as long it's fictional)
Alright I am done,scream at me I guess
The fans would also fill in the holes regarding Helluva Boss and doesn’t help that Vivziepop would like tweets about it. Don’t like tweets of your fans defending your show. Put and write it into your dialogue not on Twitter 😭
Yeah, Vivziepop has a huge problem of wanting her cake and eating it. Like what you mentioned Anon, the sexual assault jokes then another moment taking it seriously. Rinse and repeat. The moral compass in Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss is so wish-washy.
Successfully killed straight married couple. Cool. Oh no, Blitzø doesn’t have the guts to kill a gay couple. Woahh apparently it’s character development (despite Blitzø fighting over a parking lot like an Anon in my last ask mentioned, happily participating in a Wrath competition in Millie’s hometown, killing lumberjacks, happily will screw over the cherubs, etc etc).
Most of the characters especially if a character is Vivziepop’s favorite, don’t get held accountable and when they do have a chance to be called out, it’s usually downgraded in some way or there is some excuse in said action.
Its funny you bring up the children in Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss because there was literally a situation where like what a 9-10 year old was at a Hazbin convention asking Blake Roman an inappropriate question regarding Angel Dust. It is so mind boggling to watch. Hazbin and Helluva are supposed to be for adults (+18) but the both shows don’t seem adult despite covering big topics like rape, kinks, etc. It feels like 2 kids in a trench coat attempting to sneak into a R rated movie.
At the day it’s the parent’s responsibility and they should be called out. It also doesn’t help that a few voice actors like Amir encourage kids and parents to watch Hazbin Hotel, despite Vivziepop expressing multiple times it’s for adults. I don’t know if he changed his mind about kids accessing Hazbin Hotel but I hope he does.
Vivziepop could potentially age gate Helluva Boss (I’m not talking about the warning sequence from Helluva Boss that flashes for 5-10 seconds every episode). But like manually do this:
But Vivziepop would lose some more views if that happened. Otherwise there isn’t much she can do.
#vivziepop critical#vivziepop criticism#anonymous#hazbin hotel critical#hazbin hotel criticism#helluva boss critical#helluva boss criticism
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NSFW ABCs for LEE KNOW
Mature Content!!! MINORS DO NOT ENTER!!
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Lee Know is the King of Aftercare. He makes sure you eat, pee, and hydrate. He will not move on unless this is done. He needs to make sure you have properly been cared for. If you fight it, he will just withhold sex from you. It's a privilege not a right to him.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
I don't think he thinks of himself in a manner that would allow there to be a favorite of himself. This is the same for you. He sees you as a whole. It doesn't make sense to favor one part of your body. It all needs the same amount of attention.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He loves to cum but he never wants to over do it. He wants to cum 3 out of the 7 days of the week. You can get 6 out of him but he needs one day to let desire build.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He wants to fuck you during random activities such as the dishes. He doesn't want you to stop tho!!! You have to continue your work. He thinks it's so sexy (because it becomes impossible).
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
I don't think he has a huge body count but does have a lot of sexual experience. He is a true romantic at heart. I feel like he is a long term guy so there were only 1 maybe 2 girls before you.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
He loves doggy.. He loves being able to talk in your ear from behind. He also loves being able to shove your face in the bed.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
absolutely not. He is a hard/soft dom. He can't have anything about claiming you to be funny.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Very well groomed. He never lets it get too out of hand. It makes him uncomfortable.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He can be very romantic while other times not so much. It depends on both of your moods. If you are having a bad day, he will match you. He expects the same on his bad days. However, it is not to use each other, but to support each other. He does not think you are an object.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
I think he would only save this for tour. He would much rather have the source of desires. He would be very interested in mutual masturbation though.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
He has a spit kink but I think he would only wanna spit in your mouth. He loves when you get freaky for him. He would never spit on you unless it was your pussy.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
He would be open to everything that doesn't have the risk of being caught. He would be too worried about his idol image.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
He gets turned on when you ask him to fuck you. He lovesssss it because he was so use to being the one to ask for sex. He loves knowing YOU want him without receiving signals.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Very unlikely to let you dom him. Not because of his ego but because he doesn't want you to do any of the work. He is a giver. He wants you to just be a princess for him while matching his freak.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
loves oral.. he loves to give and receive. I see him being big on 69.. that is the kinda shit he thinks is sexy romantic.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Both but usually only the rougher side. He likes it very fast but will take his time every once in a while.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
As long as he can talk dirty in your ear, he will agree. Of course, it can't be too risky. He doesn't care about the boys, only the public. He could care less if the boys hear (he actually does).
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Willing to experiment but not willing to take risks that can hurt both of your reputations.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He can last ages. There are times when you are so tired but he will still hold back his orgasm.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Very open to them. He would need to get suggestions from you. He wouldn't really have a desire to suggest them himself. He thinks he can handle it all himself. He knows it's beyond that which is why he will let them in.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He loves to tease. It depends on his mood if he's unfair about it or just taunting you. He will taunt you a lot more often than deprive you.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Medium sound. He is a deep moaner but doesn't really whimper unless he's super sensitive. Sucks in air through his teeth a lot.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He loves clothed sex. He thinks it's so intimate that you don't have to be naked to want to fuck each other. It makes him think you are so desperate for him that you can't even bother.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He had a very long dick but it's average width. He has a pretty dick. It's very veiny though.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He could fuck every day but prefers to hold himself back. He thinks it feels better this way.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards
He will pass out after caring for you. He give all of his energy to you.
#lee know#lee know smut#stray kids#skz#minho#lee minho#stray kids fanfic#stray kids smut#stray kids imagines#lee know fanfic#lee know imagines#lee know stray kids
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🍷-Heyy Girlie-🍷
I don’t make request like at ALL
but I’m asking for a Nicky Nichole’s x Females reader dating head canons(or short fanfic)
if you smut could you do that pls?But it’s your choice.
please n thx
-☕️📞SIMPS N SLUTS📞☕️
dating nicky nichols hc
bullets: 32
nicky is so sweet
she’s so downbad like she will do anything for you
she is super loyal
she will defend your name till her DEATH and if it comes to it, she’ll fight
she’s always trying to get you alone, especially since intimacy isn’t allowed
dating in prison is hard, considering all the limitations and the fact that you’re not even supposed to hug
she does her best to make it special, though
she’s always around you, spending time with you, talking to you, anything with you
if you’re having a bad day, you always find that her smile and laugh immediately cheer you up
one of your favourite pass times with her is to talk about what your future will be like when the two of you are out of prison
following after lorna, you two have a vision board
you don’t care how impossible or unlikely your future together may seem, its a distraction from your situation
she’s touchy
like suuuperrrr touchy
if she sees that theres no one around she’ll be all over you
even if she sees that theres co’s around, she’ll still be touching you
at lunch she’ll have a hand on your thigh
if you’re walking she’ll have her arm around your waist
she’s just like that
(she’s also super horny 24/7)
she’s a giver
she feels the most pleasure in watching you be pleasured
if there’s any empty room, you better believe the two of you will be in there asap
she does not get tired
she will go for as long as you can handle
there’s nothing that turns you on more than seeing her smirk as she eats you out/fingers you
nothing makes her feel more accomplished than watching you try to cover your moans so no one hears
although she probably won’t admit it, she really enjoys having you go down on her
you can’t count how many times something has fallen on your head when you’re fucking in some kind of closet
your favourite place is the shower, but thats only happened a couple times
overall, dating nicky makes being in prison a lot more tolerable
she really loves you and you really love her
#nicky nichols x you#nicky nichols x reader#nicky nichols x y/n#nicky nichols#nicky nichols hc#oitnb x reader#orange is the new black#lgbtq
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The amount of the fandom who listen to this podcast, which condemns the audience for being a voyeur very openly, and then completely miss that point is staggering. Art has an inherently voyeuristic element, to listen to suffering as one does when listening to TMA is to be a voyeur, to hear the petty office gossip and the drama between characters on tape is inherently invasive.
It's also reflective of reality.
It's such a key piece of analysis and it seems like the fandom is swamped in condemnation of characters for revealing information on tape when the question then is: How else would we know? We are voyeurs, listening to this fictional world where we are dependent on the creator to showcase what details are significant. I think that generally, that is quite well done and at the same time, people get quite angry over it.
I'm not certain I'm articulating this well, but I think the biggest example is Melanie's passing mention of Jon's sexuality. It's so interesting to me that people condemn Georgie and Melanie for talking about it (but not Martin, which...), but that lens is not self-reflective of the fact that we, as listeners, should also not know it. It is representative of a lot of real life interactions in a very specific way that lives outside of idealism where information about people is often revealed and obtained without consent from either party. Part of the purpose of that reveal I believe is genuinely to comment on what the audience has been wondering about Jon in terms of sexuality and to call them in for their own voyeuristic tendencies by making them listening to it.
And yet, the only analysis that comes out of that is fighting over what that statement means in terms of Jon's sexuality. The number of arguments over what flavor of asexual that man is like he's an ice cream freezer crops up every month or so. The information is minimal and three people removed from the source, and not intended to be overhead by us, and then it causes a debate. The purpose of that, and overhearing gossip and learning things about people they haven't revealed themselves is that we are not supposed to know at all!
Huge fandom miss in my opinion in terms of analysis.
That isn't the only instance--I think the final statements of Elias and Rosie are also very good examples where that is information that we are not supposed to know. Unlike statement givers who have come to the institute or those who are not named, they don't offer that information freely (as much as can be said with an Archivist in tow), and its deeply disturbing that we, as viewers, have access to it. That so many headcanons and thoughts and ideas are built around twenty minutes of what is essentially forcibly extracted information.
The listener as the voyeur is one of the strongest elements of TMA and missing that I think is the core of so much fandom discourse. We could all benefit from some self-awareness, I think.
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#EATING THIS ANON#fav#<- new tag for literally only me to put on asks i rly like#magpod#tma#the magnus archives#magpod confession
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Wow, I rlly like the way you wrote for Techno Branch’s relationships with the other trolls! I wanted to ask if you could do one for a country branch (Delta Dawn, Holly Darling, Gust Tumbleweed, maybe even Clampers!)
P.S. Have a headcanon that when Delta and Holly meet Brozone, they give them the worst guilt tripping ever imagined because it was DESERVED (and Gust couldn’t even feel bad for them as a bonus lolol) It would take ‘em years to recover 😊
Thank you! I can do that!
Delta Dawn would be his adoptive mom in my version of Country Branch. She's immediately worried for this small grey child. A lot of people headcanon that Branch is underweight for his age, but I like the idea that after their doctor visit, both she and the doctor worry about just HOW underweight he is... before realizing it's because he has half the amount of legs they do.
She still tries to feed him a lot. I think she'd be a lot like my grandma in that if you step in her house she's going to attempt to feed you. Branch visits her as an adult and she insists he eats and take home some leftovers.
Clampers looks up to him. She doesn't get why he looks different, so she ends up asking a lot of questions. By this point Branch is either a late teen/adult, so he ends up using this to sorta mess with her.
Clampers: Why don't you have all your legs? Branch: I didn't listen to my mama about being careful by the tractors.
Clampers: Why are your colors so grey? Branch: I didn't eat my greens. Now finish your dinner.
Holly is very outgoing and would make it her goal to befriend Branch. Unlike Poppy (or Synth in the Techno Branch AU) however, Holly attempts to bond with Branch over working in the fields. Her generosity sort of scares Branch a bit, because he doesn't feel like he can ever do enough, so he talks to her a bit and asks if she could tone down the gifts. Holly learns a bit about Branch's love language (as he prefers to receive genuine words or acts rather than presents) and adjusts accordingly. Branch also learns that gift giving makes HER feel happy, and it's not a transaction, so he eventually accepts that Holly's a gift-giver. Branch is too (see The Giver) so he can sort of understand it.
She's absolutely a protective friend, and would do her signature guilt trip on all of BroZone. I also personally see her as they kind of person to say 'Well bless your heart [derogatory]'.
Gust and Branch are both pretty easy going and serious types, so I think they'd hit it off well! I could see Branch doing Gust's job pretty well, even, so I think Branch would fill in for him when he was sick or couldn't do it. Gust is the kind of guy who would see that Branch is grey/different and be like 'That don't bother me none, we both bleed the same'. It's not that he thinks differences don't matter, just that they shouldn't get in the way of treating someone with respect. No matter how different Branch is, Gust focuses on what they have in common. They're both trolls, they both appreciate order, and they both can't resist good pepper jelly.
#sibblings qna#country branch au#trolls branch#delta dawn#clampers#trolls clampers#holly darlin#gust t#gust tumbleweed
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okay so a large part of my issue with halsin is that his character feels inconsistent, right. like larian wanted him to be a wise older man mentor character but then they wanted him to be fuckable, and they wanted him to be a nontraditional/nonmonogamous romance, so they made him sexually experienced and confident and casual, but he's also a romance option, so he talks about having Feelings for the player character. and then he needed to be a quest-giver, so he needed to ask for help. and what we ended up with is "guy who up and abandoned his responsibilities at the first chance of adventure, got captured and needed rescuing, makes all sorts of comments about his sexual experience but loses all self control and wildshapes at the first glimpse of ass, tells you he has feelings for you to get you in bed then leaves at the end of the game, and makes inappropriately sexual comments abt the sexual abuse victim if you're romancing him" - all of which reads as an uncomfortable, unlikeable mess of a guy.
halsin suffers from a lack of focus - he's neither a full romance on the level of the origin companions, nor is he a fling or sub-romance; he got more care and attention than wyll, in some ways, but the writing is flaky and weak and makes him look, frankly, like an incompetent, immature manchild. the bear scene is grossly pubescent (it should've been player choice to initiate that, not have it dropped on you that if he gets too horny there's a risk he'll CAST A SPELL and turn into a literal animal. by mistake. and if that's his reaction to seeing tits what's gonna happen when he cums) and the way he pushes for astarion to join you if you tell him you're in a relationship feels wildly inappropriate.
I know halsin has a history of sexual abuse himself (and I've seen good analyses/critiques of the way that's handled) but again I find it weird that finding out about that is locked behind not just a sex scene but a threesome+ scene - the writers really wanted to drive home that This Guy Fucks to the point where he comes across as pushy, and his trauma is reduced to background noise in a scene where he is essentially a sex object. he is simultaneously objectified by the writers, and in-universe by himself and those around him, but instead of exploring that we're just supposed to go with it; likewise, his lack of commitment and emotional immaturity aren't problems in and of themselves, but it feels like the writers aren't aware that that's the character they've written, and so these things are never appropriately addressed, and his arc and romance don't match up with the other characters' stories about growth and development.
not rly sure where I'm going with this, but it bothers me!! I think it's a nasty mix of the writers' intentions at a cross purpose with the push for fanservice, and the whole thing leaves a sour taste in my mouth t b h.
#ig I wish they'd diverted more of those resources to wyll and left halsin as a simple fling option or smth#I have many meaner things I could say about him but this post isn't about that#it kinda makes me sad. scarred up beefy older elf man should've been my guy but instead I kind of can't stand him:/#this post was much longer with fix its but I cut them out bc I got bored lol#bg3#and like. I wish they'd treated him Better he makes me uncomfortable and I find it difficult to empathise with him but. yeah he should've#got more development and better treatment
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LeoVenus ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆
💝 he wears his heart on his sleeve & always approaches love with bravery. he’s never shy to make the first move & he’s very open abt who he has a crush on. he doesn’t even try to hide his feelings bc he knows he’s bad at it.
💝 initially, he’ll act more like a house cat rather than a lion. he’ll analyse & observe his love interest with a straight face & detached vibe. he’ll leave her guessing & pinning after his affections, which can make her feel unwelcome & unwanted by him. however, once she’s won him over & he realises her worth, he’ll pounce & hunt her down. at this stage he’ll become more open, talkative & friendly with her.
💝 he may cause arguments within rxship out of boredom bc he’s drawn to drama & fireworks. also, his bruised egos may lead to passive-aggressive behaviour & prolonged sulks.
💝 he loves himself first & won’t let you forget that. driven by the desire to be admired & adored, he can come across as snobby & is likely to prioritise his own needs over his partners, leading to an imbalance in the rxship.
💝 he hangs on to dying rxships bc he’s extremely loyal & forgives easily. he desperately needs to be loved & feel love for someone.
💝 when he experiences breakups, he maintains a strong & confident exterior, even if he’s hurting internally. he’ll struggle with his wounded pride & ego. consequently, he might seek validation & attention from others to boost his self-esteem during this vulnerable time.
💝 it’s unlikely he’ll hide his partner bc he prefers to love out loud. he wants a partner he is proud of & is proud of him in return.
💝 he is the best gift giver amongst all the venus signs & he is especially generous with his partner.
💝 sexually, he is open to adventures & experiments as long as it doesn’t lead to a sense of humiliation.
💝 he has an inherent ability to radiate positive motivation, make others feel special & validate people’s point of view. the only time he doesn't fill someone with extraordinary support is when he realises that person is a potential competitor.
💝 you rarely see him have ugly days bc he’s so well kept.
Turn On’s:
💝 leo placements are known to have a lot of confidence, yet leo venuses tend to question their place in their partners lives a lot & need constant reassurance to feel sure of their partner’s love for them. he wants constant attention, obsession & expression of emotions from his partner. he even likes his partner to beg for his attention. he feels loved when being spoiled, praised & applauded so tell him you’re proud of them. he has a fundamental need for positive & supportive feedback. if it's negative or not supportive enough, he can inwardly feel unworthy. compliment him but only genuinely & at the right timing.
💝 he loves grand gestures & larger displays of love.
💝 he prefers to be the leader or in charge since he hates taking orders. but he needs a woman who is strong & assertive, not weak & caving in.
💝 he dates for a good time, not to be overly serious. he enjoys flirting & playing around. playing is very important to this placement so whenever you are together, wherever you are, whatever boring thing you are doing they will make it fun. promise him fun, adventure & laughter. he needs a partner who is the life of the party (outgoing, warm, happy, optimistic. honest caring).
💝 he enjoys chasing (playing cat & mouse) so ensure to be hard to get.
💝 he wants a partner who’s like a celebrity (popular, sociable, well respected, widely attracted, impressive, sought after, bold, confident, radiant, charismatic & proud). she is sure of herself, has strong values & high respect for those she’s closest to. she makes noise wherever she goes & rarely lets other people override her opinion.
💝 his ideal lover will have a fire sign sun, moon or asc.
💝 he wants a partner who is always overdressed in attention grabbing clothing bc he wants everyone staring at her! he likes anything shiny, bold, extra, unique, extraordinary, creative & fun; titties out, booty out, excessive makeup, XL acrylics, hoop earrings, leopard print, designer accessories, tacky clothing, flower crowns, highlighters, gold eye shadow, crop tops, etc. dress brightly in colours ruled by the sun (yellow, bronze & gold). he
💝 all fire venus’s want a passionate partner who encourages them to be confident & expressive, they want someone to be proud of them.
Turn Off’s:
💝 someone who is negative, selfish, patronising, unoriginal & domineering.
💝 never judge him for being generous or kind to you/others.
💝 don’t ever question or humiliate him in public.
💝 if you do something to try make him feel insecure in himself. (same for all fire venus)
💝 ghost him (this will HURT)
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~ Kinktober Day 7 - Zora Ideale ~
A/N: Welcome to the first annual Kinktober right here with our very own Black Clover characters. And of course, we're starting this thing off with the love of my life, Zora Ideale. 😌 So let's get this thing going with a bang and have a good kinktober collaboration. Remember, if you want to be added to the taglist your age must be in your bio or easily found on your blog. The taglist is open until October 25th! We'll be back with another piece for you on day 15. 👏
Genre: Drabble
Kink: Cunnilingus
Word Count: 0.4k
TW: cunnilingus, oral sex, 18+ content, praise, dirty talk, fem!reader, spanking, teasing, pet names, scratching, minors DNI
Kinktober Masterlist 🎃
You had never seen him look hungrier. The lust in his eyes was about to swallow you whole as you watched them roll into the back of his head. If there was one thing that Zora Ideale was, it was a giver.
His long fingers dug into the sides of your thighs, making indents that made your head spin. The feeling of his nails sliding down your skin made your head push back into the pillows. The flick of his tongue over your swollen clit pulled a moan from you, your hands gripping the bedsheet just a little harder.
Your knuckles began to turn white as you felt one of his hands move from your thigh to your ass, squeezing with all he had. "F-Fuck, Zora, please."
An evil chuckle filled your ears as he pulled away, all the pleasure disappearing in a second, a devious tone in his voice. "Please? Please what? Why don't you tell me exactly what you want from me?"
You nearly screamed with frustration as you moved your hips toward his face, wanting nothing more than the pleasure to come back. Zora watched as beads of cum ran down the sides of your thighs, licking his lips as he tilted his head with a dastardly grin.
You were so perfect to him, and even more perfect when you couldn't get enough of him.
"N-need you. Please, fuck me with your tongue." The desperation in your voice was almost too much for him as his cock twitched against his sweatpants.
"That's my good girl."
There was no time for you to prepare before the smooth muscles of his tongue pushed inside you with brutal strokes. You were done for, your hips instinctively grinding against his face as his strokes grew more intense, like he was claiming you.
Moans broke free from you as you turned into a deep mess of desire. His tongue moved from your core, flicking at the bundle of nerves, sending electricity through your entire body as your fingers raked through your hair. "Fuck, you feel so good, Zora."
Pressure in your hips built as his mouth sucked on your clit, ecstasy threatening to overtake you as your hips bucked harder and harder. Zora's hand came up and slapped the side of your ass, the final thing you needed as you felt the dam break.
Another slap against your ass and an audible moan leaving Zora, just barely muffled against your heat, sends you over the edge. Your toes curl as your orgasm hits you with a force that is unlike any other.
Half-lidded eyes look back at you as Zora sits up, your arousal dripping from his lips as he hums with contentment. "Good fucking girl."
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Twilight is an attentive lover, but he's most used to the affections shared between couples in Ordon— whether he's with the other Links or not. He's always willing to change something he's doing for his significant other so long as it's within his moral values.
Dates are strange if you can excuse his dislike for sitting in fancy restaurants and being crowded around others. He prefers going on walks in towns or (preferably) a forest due to his more rural upbringing.
He prefers using nicknames as opposed to his significant other's name. Doll, sweetheart, and beau are some of his favorites, but he has a much more expansive list. On the off chance he does use their real name, it's likely to call their attention or show his displeasure.
Between being a rancher, the (one of) Goddesses’ Chosen Hero(es), entertaining Ordon’s children, and trekking throughout all eras of Hyrule; Twilight has quite a busy schedule.
The most downtime he has is between past sundown and a few hours before sunup. He knows his significant other might not have the same schedule as him, so he always offers to bring them along with him. He rarely asks them to assist in anything he has to do, not wanting them to get their hands dirty regardless of if they do similar work.
Twilight is just like his (great?) grandfather in terms of being a gentleman. He'll open doors, offer his hand when getting off something or over puddles, and stand behind them when going up stairs regardless of if they're bigger or smaller than him.
Unlike a few other Links, Twilight is the type of lover to walk on the side of the road where all the horses and carriages are, gently pulling his significant other to the side where the danger isn't.
(Wind and Wild are the types to pull someone into the middle of the road with them while traffic is high.)
Twilight isn't the best gift giver and it's a fact he's very aware of. He prefers acts of service, quality time, and physical touch when it comes to giving his significant other a love language. In return, he doesn't quite care which one he receives given his lack of experience in relationships, though any of them are enough to make him flustered.
He loves public displays of affection when he's around the other Links or anyone from Ordon— the issue comes up when it's around anyone with a noble background. He knows he saved his Hyrule, but royalty always makes him nervous. An easy workaround for him is to completely avoid any event he's invited to, but he's easily persuaded into joining.
You can feel Twilight's hands become clammy beneath the gloves he wore. He tries to inconspicuously wipe them off on his button-up, the lace of the collar and the way your arm looped through his made it look more awkward than he intended.
I hate this, he signs as his tongue darts out to wet his lips. I don't know why you talked me into this.
Ignoring his words, you fix the tie that lay between the lace, eyes just barely sliding over the nobility of Hyrule that surrounded you. “Relax,” you respond in a hushed whisper, placing a hand on his rigid back, “they're Hylians, not Bokoblins. They won't eat you.”
Almost against his will, Twilight’s spine begins to curve when you pull away. The arm that held onto his moves to instead grab hold of his hold, pulling him through the conversing crowd to one of the less populated hallways.
The air was less suffocating to him, thankfully, but his muscles still ached from his stiffness.
Twilight has to clear his throat to remove the wavering feeling from it. “You don't think they’ll talk?” His voice was low, almost a murmur of fear. “Do I look fine? Do you think they think I look fine? Is my—”
You shush him by placing a hand on the nape of his neck, carefully minding his slicked hair, and pulling him closer so he could be level. “They don't care,” you hum. You press a kiss to his cheek, ignoring how he chases after you pull away. “They really don't,” you reiterate, “just calm down and act somewhat natural.”
“Do we have to go back?”
“Yes.”
Twilight's mood quickly dampens once more.
(So much for the Hero of Courage.)
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Joining the Steddie Valentine avalanche!
In all Steve's previous relationships, he was the one taking care of everything related to the Valentine's Day. Chocolates, roses, a nice candlelit dinner, a romantic movie - he did it all because it was expected of him. And sure, he enjoyed doing it, he loved showering his dates with gifts and affection, but it was always about meeting someone else's needs. And sure, dating a guy might be different, but Steve is a giver so he's fully prepared to do the whole spiel with Eddie. He's not fully sure if Eddie would like roses so he's researching, trying to blend the typical Valentine activities and gifts with Eddie's uniqueness. He wants everything to be perfect for Eddie because damn it, he deserves it more than anyone.
So when Eddie shows up under his window after his shift on February 7th, blasting Van Halen's "Why Can't This Be Love", just briefly shouting "stay up there baby, I'm serenading you here and for that you need a balcony or something!" before belting out the lyrics, adding a comment here and there that has Steve snickering in his window:
Whoa, here it comes That funny feeling again Winding me up inside Every time we touch
"And I would love to talk about the touching bit more but you've got neighbors, baby, and they're a nosy bunch, so-"
Hey, I don't know Oh, tell me where to begin 'Cause I never, ever, felt so much Hey!
And I can't recall Any love at all Oh, baby, this blows 'em all away
"And before you ask, yep, wanna talk about the blowing bit too, but still neighbors, we're moving to a cave in the mountains, I tell you..."
It's got what it takes So, tell me why can't this be love? Straight from my heart Oh, tell me why can't this be love?
He ends up kneeling under the window as the tape clicks and he looks at Steve with those large dark eyes, flashes him a toothy grin and digs in his pockets, producing a surprisingly well preserved envelope. "Steve Harrington, the sun of my life which, unlike real sun, isn't hurting my skin or making my head spin, well actually you do the second thing, but in a good way! So you're the superior sun for me. Where was I. Oh yeah. Be my Valentine? In a week. I think. I double-checked the calendar, so it should be a week. What do you say, pretty boy? You and me and some romance? Please say yes, I'm kneeling in the snow here and it's cold as fuck."
Steve is still wheezing with laughter when he assures Eddie that he will be his Valentine, he will be the sun of his life or anything he needs and offers to let him in and warm him but, but Eddie just blows him a kiss, wiggles his finger and shakes his head. "Na-ah Stevie, I've got preparations to do. Which means, no planning or worrying your pretty head, I will handle everything for our big day. Let me just slide this bad boy in," he shows the envelope again, "which I would love to, but innuendos aside, it's just this paper thing and through your door. Open it on the morning of 14th, yeah? And follow the instructions."
And Steve just smiles down at him and blows him a kiss in return, feeling silly but also excited. "Don't I always?"
They end up calling each other in the evening of February 13th, chatting about anything and everything. Steve starts yawning but when Eddie nudges him to go to sleep, he firmly rejects. "I consider anything past midnight morning, you know," he tells Eddie and Eddie's cackling fills his ears as they wait together for the date to change into 14th.
When Steve tears the envelope open with Eddie's quiet blessing, he's surprised to see that there's nothing concrete. Just Be ready at 10, Stevie. Comfortable clothes and that pretty smile of yours are the only two things you'll need.
Eddie snickers when Steve asks him about it. "You always follow instructions, Steve, but you're way too smart about it for your own good. See you in ten hours, love you!" And with that, the phone goes silent.
Steve Harrington knows exactly how Valentine's day normally goes. It's fairly pleasant. Very romantic, all that. It never occurred to him that maybe things could be different...and better.
Eddie picks him up at 10 with hot coffee in travel cups. He asks Steve to hold both and when he does so, Eddie reaches behind his back and produces a single flower, tucks it into Steve's hair. "Flowers are not ideal for where we're going, but there's no way you're not getting at least one," he says, quickly checks the neighborhood and presses his lips against Steve's cheek before heading to his van.
And out of all places he could have thought of, Eddie takes him to a basketball game. He proudly presents the tickets and ushers Steve in, squeezing next to him into uncomfortable plastic chairs. And Steve just stares because he was supposed to be the one taking care of things, he was supposed to choose whatever Eddie likes but Eddie is here, smiling at him, even looking excited. He can't help but ask then, thank him profusely, but Eddie didn't have to, they both know it's not exactly Eddie's thing, is Eddie going to be okay-
But Eddie stops him right there with a squeeze of his hand, warm against Steve's. "I appreciate you thinking about me, Steve, you always do and I love you for it. But you deserve something nice too, you know? And sure, I originally thought - let me give you the whole thing, flowers, chocolates, fancy dinner, but...the more I thought about it, it wasn't you. Or it was, but not really? Because I don't know if you really like those things, if you want to be reminded of those formal dinners with your parents, if you want to sit in a restaurant where we can't even share a dessert because people would be assholes about it. Here," he turns to the crowd humming with anticipation, "no one cares. No one watches us. So we can do something you like and I can hold your hand. And," he admits, pulling a strand of hair in front of his face, "I might have found your...comparison to chess or even strategic games inspiring. It sort of is like a battle. And I need a good fight dynamic for my next campaign for all those nuggets of yours, so...happy Valentine's day, Steve." He phrases it as a question, unsure whether Steve found the explanation enough, but the beaming smile and interlocking of their fingers tells him everything he needs.
Steve doesn't spend the Valentine's day of 1987 sitting in a restaurant with a pretty girl. He goes wild cheering with Eddie by his side, Eddie who shares his hobby as if it was his all along. Their hands are comfortably slotted together and they are drunk on it, being together in public, side by side. When the cheering gets too loud and Steve winces, his head warning him that the noise was too much, Eddie just smiles and reaches into his pocket, producing a carefully wrapped pair of earplugs.
Steve doesn't eat a fancy pasta dish, terrified his fingers will slip and the spaghetti will fly everywhere. He returns with Eddie to his and Wayne's small home (Wayne conveniently having a shift and then stopping by Scott's) where Eddie proudly presents him with a bucket of KFC because "I've heard from a reliable source that someone finds this finger lickin' good." The painful memory has been long overshadowed by the new love and Steve listens to more of Eddie's rambling, explanations on how he thought it's either something he knows Steve likes or experimenting and then eating an inedible disaster, and Steve can't help himself but kiss Eddie to shut him up so he can tell him it's perfect.
Steve doesn't watch a romantic comedy or a period drama that day. Instead, Eddie sits him down to The Golden Girls, one of Steve's not so guilty pleasures, and combs through his hair, laughing at the jokes and arguing with Steve which of the characters is the best.
Steve doesn't get a card, a box of chocolates or something similar. Instead, Eddie gives him a mix tape with all the songs that remind him of Steve, with short recorded explanations in between. Steve wants to keep the tape - and Eddie - forever.
And finally, Steve doesn't give Eddie any generic gift either. Instead, he presents Eddie with curtains for his new room - because Eddie is a self-proclaimed vampire and the morning after Valentine, Steve examines his neck and wonders if those claims were true - with an illustration he commissioned from Will, the Hellfire logo next to the Corroded Coffin one in vivid colors on the textile. As Eddie turns a lovely shade of pink and sputters how wonderful that is, Steve reaches around Eddie's neck and gently claps a chain there, letting Eddie examine the new guitar pick with a small "S+E" engraved into the back side.
Steve Harrington didn't do a single thing he normally does on a Valentine's day during 1987. And, as he whispered to Eddie under their covers when they were falling asleep, now that he saw what the holiday could be about, he could never go back.
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