#unless..jkjk

[baristabomb-draws]

if we met in a dream…

[frownyalfred]

"Bruce isn't really Jewish" right but if his kids come up to him and say "B, it hurts when I do this," he just looks at them deadpan and says "Then...don't do that." That's a Jewish king right there.

[hairaimo]

sometimes a situationship is a prophet, her biggest believer and a non believer

[dear-ao3]

i literally look so hot to go to work today and for what. is anyone going to flirt with me? no :/

[cawtie]

THEY’RE REAL AAAAAA

[gert-the-disaster]

soapy water 👾

[littlecrow4]

I’m kissing every FiddleStan shipper on the mouth

Platonically ofc

[22plus15]

think about the non-financial aspects lucy…

think veerrryyyy carefully 🌀🌀🌀…

[chelbea-art]

My personal onion... This is nothing serious its whatever but I've never been a fan of the "Cedric is Sofias dad" thing. I feel like it undermines their unique friendship in a way. They spend a good amount of time together but its not like Cedric is parental or anything, they feel more.. equal if that makes sense? More importantly Sofia already has two dads that play an important role in her life so adding Ceddy to the mix feels v crowded to me. Any one else feel the same way?

[konoko]

[nyaruelle-art]

Simon Peepaw, my beloved!!! 🥹

(aka me testing out drawing stuff on Krita, I'm still getting used to it, ultimately aiming to switch over from Medibang 🥲)

[frownyalfred]

Every night Alfred reminds Bruce that his no-kill rule includes Bruce too

Alfred: if you accidentally kill yourself you'll break your own rule

Bruce: FUCK

[ghostysn0w]

I JUST FINISHED WATCHING SEASON 6 OF THE DRAGON PRINCE AND I AM NOT OKAY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

FUCK YOU MEAN MY POOKIE WOOKIE MANIPULATOR MALEWIFE AARAVOS HAS A FUCKING DAUGHTER THAT DIED JUST BECAUSE SHE SHOWN MAGIC TO A HUMAN ☹️☹️☹️

[luv-indigo]

OLNF Week Day 5: Sci-fi

this was heavily inspired by those alien cat memes. in this au, i like to think nadine and cheyomi would be siblings. they were hatched from an egg or something. incubator buddies?? :3c

wyd if two aliens pull up to golden grove in a space shuttle?? @olnfweek2024

these two are on their first mission on earth to conduct research on the local environment. they’re not supposed to interact with the humans but they’re just so fascinating. they can’t help it if they watch the locals from afar (especially two particularly interesting individuals) and are incidentally spotted…. oops.

nadine and cheyomi panic at first thinking they blew their mission but to their surprise, the two humans approach them. they declare a new side mission! observe (befriend) the two humans!

[lotus-pear]

guys being mean to me in the askbox doesn’t fucking work anymore bc nine times out of ten if you call me a loser or smt i’ll just agree with u 😭😭

[pinkishhologram]

those poorly written tacked-on het crushes are sooo much nicer when you read them in a dykebreaking/acebreaking perspective.

oh, that girl had so much chemistry with the other female lead, but got a cookie-cutter boyfriend at the last minute to enforce heteronormative standards? noo, don't worry! that boyfriend just taught her the joys of Men, and fixed her silly delusions <3

that girl could be easily read as aro/ace and the presence of a male love interest only seems to invalidate her whole arc and make her seem kind of bland? don't be silly! he just taught her that she needs a Man to survive, and helped her overcome her fear of real love.

that girl who loses all her personality and development to become the male lead's side piece should be a role model! who needs representation when you can have inspiration like this?