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If you’re gonna make me watch football, you should at least let me sit on your cock while it’s on
#the only way#I will pretend to care#unless it’s the bills#but we dont talk about that#I’m just trying to have a good time#I can’t yap in these conditions#if you don’t let me#I will start making up things about football to rile up the crowd#can’t handle the big emotions it brings out#football#go sports#just girly things#just girly thoughts#girlblogging#attention wh0r3#daddy#i’m just a girl#thoughts and prayers to me#daddy’s wh0re
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hello! for the billford request could you do Bill seeing Ford again after leaving the theraprism? (whether he escaped of genuinely got better is up to you)
omg yes
I think bill would just randomly teleport to ford to tell him about his great achievements 😇🙏 and ford would definitely be shocked cuz he thought bill was dead
Bonus:
#gravity falls#the book of bill#bill cipher#stanford pines#billford#Tbh I don’t think bill would come back UNLESS he needed ford for something#If he does come back it would be to kill the pines with sharp objects#But…if he needed fords help again……..#I might play around with that idea later….……..
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Alex Hirsch right now watching us all suffer while being more quiet today than a Sears at rush hour.
#gravity falls#The Book of Bill#Alex Hirsch#The mad man is watching us#gravity falls fandom#Alex please DM me a clue#JK#UNLESS#that gf fan#Gravity Falls is real and it will never die#ThatGFFAN#This is not a website dot com#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#Bill Cipher#soos#soos ramirez#dipper pines#gravity falls soos#mabel pines#dipper and mabel#dipper#mabel#grunkle stan
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i think they're gonna make it, guys
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#billford#stanford pines#bill cipher#gravity falls#the book of bill#writing a relationship guide book#gonna call it 'knives needles and poison: what YOU need to spice up your sex life'#hahaha just kidding . unless#stump art
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Hey has anyone done this yet
I couldn't stop thinking about my friends' comment on my humanoid Bill Cipher design looking like Six so I did this
Bonus screenshot redraw . I spent like 10-15 minutes struggling to meticulously line up these cans because I was scared to enter the next room. I think Ford would also do that
#i dont think ill ever elaborate on this as a concept#so if anyone else wants to take the idea and run with it you like#can#you dont need to credit me unless you use my designs#gravity falls#gravity falls au#bill cipher#stanford pines#im not gonna tag this as billford because the characters in the game are children#gravity falls bill#gravity falls ford#little nightmares#little nightmares 2
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@bapple117's fic The Theraprist is PEAK LITERATURE
(in which we do a little trolling and a lot of therapy- if you're into fluffy hurt/comfort with a good helping of angst, this fic is for you)
#this scene cracked me up#and it's not gonna make sense unless you read the fic#please go read it XD#gravity falls#bill cipher#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls fanfiction#the book of bill#riantart
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If you’re still taking drawing requests…a few of your favorite hermits possessed by Bill…Billsuma???? Pls Billsuma
Axolsuma is Bill Repellant
I had a lot of fun with the design so I only did Xisuma since you asked for him specifically :>
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#the book of bill#hermitcraft#bill cipher#xisumavoid#gravity falls fanart#hermitcraft fanart#doodle requests#digital art#my art#procreate#I turned X’s scars into the crack 😁😁😁#I think it would be fun because X already has Admin powers#so I think he’d be a pretty useful puppet/vessel#although he would never agree to a deal (unless it was like ‘uhh you’ll get unlimited tea. or something. British boy.’#) I didn’t close the parentheses#hey bill what’s…what’s with your affinity for square men with sideburns huh…why…why are you me?
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I know he’s just lying to protect his secret identity but I’m sobbing over the idea of Jack Drake being the Tony Hawk of philanthropists in Gotham
#nobody recognizes him unless he’s holding up a stack of hundred dollar bills#he bitches to Tim at dinner about how Brucie Wayne gets more recognition than he does#and time has to sit there and say things like#‘yeah dad you’ve done more for the city than that Bruce Wayne ever has#robin#dc comics#tim drake#batman#red robin#bruce wayne#funny#spoiler#stephanie brown#batfam#black bat#batfamily#batman and robin#batgirl#conner hawke#connor hawke#green arrow#arrowfam
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d'bill. you get it
#alientoastt#the mechanisms#jonny#bill cipher#gravity falls#kinda.#none of you know how fucking into bill i was. you dont even KJNOW#ive BEEN HERE#anyway bill would get bored of jonny not sustaining any injuries and cut things off first#i will return to ID this when i have spoons unless someone wants to id it in which case i will kiss them on the lips and add it to the post#not described
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Two possibilities come to mind when I think about the concept of bill running around with his baby self: either he somehow accidentally clones himself and the clone process only makes newborns, or the theraprism decides one day "well you're never getting any better. Time to blow up your baby self to stop you from ever even existing!" and Bill stops them, rescues his baby self, and then is on the run with it, all the while going through periods of memory loss and glitching out of reality because the paradox of rescuing his baby self is destabilizing his entire existence.
#godsrambles#big bro bill au#<-can i tag that if im thinking up totally different storyline concepts for the same base idea? if not i'll remove the tag#its a race against the clock to try and find a way to stabilize himself and stop the paradox from erasing him from existence#the broader implications of bill never having existed.... even just as far as earth history in the world of gf.....#ah well i wont worry about that unless im possessed by the urge to write the fic which i probably wont be#godsficideas
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An aspect of the Theraprism plot element that I think is really important is that, as readers, I fully believe that we are meant to be uncomfortable with it.
It's fitting for Bill to end up in an environment where he is trapped and unable to exert power over others, and the fact that he describes the Theraprism specifically as "overmedicated" is a full-circle moment IMO. As a child, his bodily autonomy was disrespected through the medical abuse he was subject to, and when he became an adult, he abused others through violation of their own bodily autonomy (see: the entire section of the lost Journal 3 pages concerning the possession battle). Bill isn't unpersoned by the narrative -- the book makes clear that he has feelings, no matter how much he denies them -- but the Theraprism unpersons him. In a literal sense, it *will* unperson him by transforming him into a being that lacks higher consciousness. The Theraprism brands itself as an institution that operates on the principle of restorative justice but is in fact fundamentally punitive.
From the angle that Bill needs to face the consequences of his actions, it's perfect. He might not recognize the suffering of others -- he might not even acknowledge his own suffering -- but he will be forced to feel his own suffering either way.
But from the angle that Gravity Falls is a show about healing from the past and moving toward a future with those who love you, Bill's situation is an utter nightmare for someone like him. You can't argue that he isn't a tragic villain at this point because it is so clear by now that he is trapped by the past, both in terms of the flashbacks he is stated to experience and in the way that the Theraprism is a punishment for his past actions. And the Theraprism, when it comes down to it, is not meant to accomodate someone like Bill.
The Theraprism's goal is not to rehabilitate Bill, but to keep him there alone forever. His recommended treatment is "infinite karmic rehabilitation". That's not atonement, it's a plain and simple sentence to life in prison.
I think that tension is very intentional.
#gravity falls#bill cipher#the book of bill#does this all make sense. i feel strongly about it.#i would have gone in more depth but i'm writing this on my lunch break so. alas#my meta#changed the last bit because unless hirsch himself descends upon my post like a pack of wild bees and responds 'TRUE!'#i can't really make any holistic claims about intentionality. but there are too many parallels for certain aspects to be accidental imo.
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stan never comes out to ford exactly but in their travels he turns to him like “ugh don’t look it’s my ex” and, naturally, ford looks. and it’s some scarred, jacked, tattooed man who looks like he was most likely a gang leader or something at some point. and ford’s like ????
#i feel like stan just doesn’t care to tell people he’s bi unless the topic comes up#‘i didn’t realize you liked men’ ‘ok and i didn’t realize you liked three sided demons’#(obviously he will never stop teasing him about bill)#bisexual stanley pines#🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines
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I’m kissing every FiddleStan shipper on the mouth
Platonically ofc
#gravity falls#fiddleford x stan#stan x fiddleford#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#stan pines#stanley pines#FiddleStan#book of bill#the book of bill#platonic kisses#unless👀#jkjk
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I'm looking...
#DISRESPECTFULLY#house md#hilson#gregory house#james wilson#screencap#s08e09 “better half”#ive been looking at this for hours#fellas...#homoerotic smoking#rb if you agree#they didn't light each other cigs but ill take the fire of 100 bill#everybody should smoke actually#(not. don't. unless it to look gay on camera. that's valid)
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new comic in the works, dontcha just wanna snap him in half
#im inventing a new genre called TraumCom#guess what it stands for#local triangle knows trigonometry#and mabel does not#and perhaps someone's dead parents get mentioned#never take a summer math class at college unless you like or are good at math#speaking from experience#it's relevant i swear#this is self-indulgent crack taken seriously fr#also wooooo got 10 pages sketched so far and prolly more to come#god i love comics#gravity falls#handyman bill au#gravity falls au#gf comic#bill cipher#mabel pines#riantwip#aight time to pass out
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i hate him
#hyperfixation is going crazy rn#bill is the only one i can draw unless i turn the other characters into furries so you and i are stuck with him for now#i still hate him though. i want to kick him into the sun#gravity falls#gf#bill cipher#the book of bill#book of bill#my art#my posts
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