#thoughts and prayers to me

[overdramatic-tits]

If you’re gonna make me watch football, you should at least let me sit on your cock while it’s on

[cornerihaunt]

oh man that was a good game

[mindnmybidness]

✨✨I pray your next pay check is stupid fat and your loved ones are all in good health.✨✨

[payasita]

Tracked quest: Kill Shamura in Silk Cradle

i just didnt want to do the fucking enemy wave again

[wolvesandshine]

I’m so convinced that the only reason the Marauders find out about Remus being a werewolf is because of Regulus cause let’s be real all of them are dumbasses like this is how it prob went down

Sirius: My new best friend gets sick every month I don’t know what to do

Regulus *innocently*: oh so he’s like a werewolf?

Sirius *scandalised* : No-

Sirius: *thinking back to all the times Remus’s sickness coincided with the full moon*

Sirius: Oh fuck

[drasticemotions]

rip dean winchester you would’ve loved cowboy deadpool

[izaanagi]

“How does it feel to have your pussy pounded down by the same dick you said you would not come within fifteen feet of? Mh, little peach?”

The words come out stumped, crumbling beneath the strength of the trusts of your boss’ pelvis, his cock balls deep into you. There is no space for any other sounds in your mouth besides the incoherent mumbling of your pussy being stretched. 

“Look at you becoming speechless as soon as you get railed. What a spectacle,” Shouei mutters, his mouth breathing on your neck, “your legs spread wide open only for me.”

The rhythm he has going in and out is steady, not fast enough to make you cum right away but not slow enough to drive you mad. As Barou readjusts, looming over you, an involuntary clench of your pussy envelops Barou’s cock for a second. The split moment is enough to make him hiss, as you tug on the disheveled tie still around his neck - his mouth missing yours by a centimeter. 

“If only I knew fucking you would make your mouth shut, I would have done this sooner.”

[phemiec]

I finished all the music and lyrics for a Mouthwashing song and it’s so good but my voice is SO SHITTTTTT I just need to get 1 decent recording god please Christ almightfyung fucking helllnfucking shit I HATE THAT GERD HAS LITERALLY TAKEN MY VOICE it’s so bad I haven’t sung anything but lullabies to my son in 5 years and I’m a shadow of my former self and I was already not the best vocalist

I want so bad to finish this song today and get it posted before I hate it it;s been so long since I was able to post anything but gooodddddddddd

[anntickwittee]

TAMORA PIERCE HAS RETIRED!?!?

[noirsnonsense]

pov james actually secretly loving that people are attracted to his parents because it proves that they're also attracted to him (ya know, being the literal reincarnation of them both) BUT james acts like its weird and gross. cue regulus meeting james' parents for the first time and very visibly making heart eyes at monty and james watches all giddy cause THERES HOPE REGULUS MAKES HEART EYES AT HIM TOO

[overdramatic-tits]

Today has sucked dick and I am in shambles

[and-her-saints]

it has not stoped raining in Costa Rica. the tropical wave caused by hurricane Rafael has turned into a tropical storm. we are in state of emergency. the entire Pacific Coast is under a red alert, and the Central Valley and Northern regions are under an orange alert. we are talking floodings, landslides. a 23-year-old student at my university died on campus after a tree-branch fell on him. so many more people have died, or are missing. there are 1,400 displaced people. especially in Guanacaste and throughout the Pacific. countless more people have lost their homes, their pets, their cattle, their crops, their livelihoods.

this is not normal.

[334iwatchshit]

yeah this mlm fan ship is fun but what if they were both butch lesbians? you ever think about that?

[cyrusbug]

Krox -> my half of an art trade with @iloveacronix

[starcatching]

SUA ☆ luck inside 7 doors - guilty challenge

[drasticemotions]

I don’t think I’ll ever stop thinking about this scene, I am so passionate to analyse every single second of it