#unless he puts a fuzzy sock over it or something

[bluuscreen]

redraw <3 the lyrics have like no relevance to these characters anymore but oh well it’s cute

the original… it’s from 2019 i think

[izzystizzys]

Fox tags along on a smuggling bust one (1) time and subsequently wishes he’d never been decanted.

Well, he’s arrested the perp a lot more than just one time, actually, but that very first tackle into a chokehold and electrocuffs more than sufficed to turn the fates against him - the fates, and Cody, the insufferable twat. They’re not actually even batchmates, the lot of them, and going by numbers Fox was decanted long before them (long as in seconds or minutes, no one actually knows), but Seventeen put them all in a training room together and then stupid kriffing Kote looked him up and down, nodded, and hasn’t stopped calling him vod’ika since.

“Why is one of the Republic’s most wanted criminals asking to speak to you, vod’ika?”, Cody asks, without any preamble, almost making Fox cut the holocall on principle. He would, if General Kenobi wasn’t right there next to the little shit. “And why do I not like his tone?”

Fox has to resist the urge to close his eyes and scream, making do with a deep sigh instead. Force curse the day Cody decided to adopt-nap him, and Wolffe following suit immediately. “Weequay, shifty eyes, stupid fucking pirate bandana?”

Cody’s eyes narrow suspiciously, and Kenobi’s eyebrows raise simultaneously. It’s more than a little creepy.

Fox rolls his eyes so hard he sees stars. “Tell him he can go space himself, unless he wants me to do it for him. And then tell him that if he sends me fuzzy fucking socks again I might just hunt him down and do it anyways.”

Past the slide of the door, Thorn’s unmistakable cackle reaches Fox. And Cody, going by the narrowing of his eyes. “Don’t tell him that, ori’vod, he’s probably into that”, Thorn calls out, gleefully, and Force Fox really should’ve kept this to himself in the first place.

He would’ve, actually, but the constant stream of strange presents into Guard headquarters is hard to miss. It was Alderaanian chocolates, last week, which Fox pawned off on the Shinies. A box from a store with a blacked out label before that, which he launched out the window with burning ears before Thire could get a closer look at it.

“Actually”, Thorn continues, happily, “I don’t think it matters much if you do tell him anything - it’s not like the Commander has been the most graceful courtée, and that hasn’t done anything to discourage our favorite smuggler.”

“Marshall Commander”, Fox hisses, because he’s a pissy bitch, and then, because all professionalism has gone out the window anyways, “This is why Stone is my favourite.”

Thorn’s wounded gasp is lost over Kenobi’s thoughtful hum, and Cody’s patented I’m-going-to-do-something-incredibly-stupid-and-you-can’t-stop-me glare. “That would explain why we have Hondo Ohnaka accosting our troopers about your flavour preferences concerning fruit candies. But the one asking to speak to you is Cad Bane, Marshall Commander.”

The string of curses Fox lets out at that is loud enough to have Mauler stick his head in the com room to ask if everything is alright, and Thorn roll on the floor with howling laughter.

Force curse the day he ever slapped electrocuffs on Hondo Ohnaka, and double-curse the one he threw Cad Bane to the floor with a scissor leg takedown.

[rainbowcarousels]

25 Trinity Gate’s Do’s & Don’ts of Sex in Armand’s Bed 

(or place representing thereof) 

“Who’s your daddy?” will not be tolerated. “Who’s your mommy” will result in Lestat crying and while that doesn’t always ruin the mood, it does mean having to deal with it when there may be other plans for the evening.

The last person to use toys and equipment is responsible for making sure they are cleaned and put away properly. It’s not fair to have Louis do it, even if having them in alphabetical order helps when finding something.

Put everything back where you find it. The Georgian Library is not the proper place for a cat o’nine tails, even if I’m sure King George would have supported the efforts.

The list of safe words cannot be anything to do with parents, former masters or anyone else in the house who may hear it and come running. Sybelle is likely traumatised.

All blood is sacred and any spilled on bedding, carpets or any other surface must be licked up.

Lestat may not sulk if someone else is rightfully called a slut. He does not own the word and if he’s not being enough of one, that’s his problem.

Hair pulling is wonderful. Leaving hair you have pulled out on the floor so it gets tracked into the shower room is not.

Wearing pyjamas means you’re off-limits if you’re just not in the mood, unless you’re Louis. In which case, yes and no pyjamas will be negotiated by colour. 

All dressing must be submitted for dry cleaning before sunrise. Explaining the strains on the cheerleader costume was very awkward and those pom-poms had to be thrown away.

Any cracked walls or tiling needs to be free of blood before someone is called to repair itt.

When Bianca stays, she has first choice of activities and who with. This is just politeness. You must also ask before borrowing her jewelery, I’m looking at you Lestat. Those pearls are not anal beads. Those are in the drawer under the bed.

Reading is not permitted during sex unless previously agreed upon. Remember how upset Louis gets when his books get bloody or their spines broken.

Don’t leave pornographic materials on in standby mode. Marius came over to discuss court business and thtings became very awkward, very quickly.

No lit flames, not even for the purposes of dripping wax. Find another way to do it. Those curtains were 16th century.

Do not poke someone in the shoulder and ask them to move over because you want to watch what’s happening with the person they are pleasuring or punishing. Move yourself, they’re in the moment.

Pinwheels must be washed and sanitised before use. It’s not about infection, it’s about rust. Same goes for vampire gloves, the material will be damaged.

If you are blindfolded, no reading of anyone else's mind is allowed. Sensory deprivation experiments only work if everyone plays along.

You do not bring another person into the bed without agreement from all parties. That includes that stray cat, it almost got thrown against a wall when it was discovered that wasn’t Armand purring.

 Trains do not go up or in orifices without prior consent. It’s not being spontaneous, it's ruining their paint job.

Any collars must be lovingly maintained by their wearers. This is as close to a wedding ring as anyone is likely to get unless Lestat decides to have one of those mass marriages.

The Great Disney experiment is never to be repeated. We’re still finding glitter from fish scales in the carpet and that spinning wheel is an antique, not a prop.

The choking  is symbolic. We all know vampires don’t require breathing. Pointing it out will get you kicked out of bed.

No fake nails. We lost one up there and it still hasn't come out. 

No pet names are to be used outside the bedroom unless agreed upon whether the person is wearing a tail plug under their clothes or not. 

Other things that will get you removed from the bed: mocking Louis’ fuzzy rat socks, losing one of Armand’s rings in the sheets, smacking Daniel without asking for Armand’s consent first, breaking Lestat’s nails if he’s asked for them not to be, putting your hair in anyone’s face if they don’t like it, video conferencing the court while still naked in bed with everyone, smoking and not sharing (also bringing a lighter or matches, see the rule about matches), destroying lingerie and not replacing it, not properly securing the harnesses or breaking down the door (axe optional).

[moonlight-alphafemale]

since you gave me this idea... can you write hcs for henry about him being in littlespace, him telling the reader that he's a little and the reader taking care of him and getting stuff for him? sorry I am bad at descriptions-

Yes ❤

Agere headcanons

—Henry Legolant—

─────────ೋღ 🧸 ღೋ─────────

General—

He's really young, usually 2–6 years old.

He's a good little boy, most of the time.

He's super quiet. Rarely ever speaking unless he really needs something.

Henry is extremely clingy when he's little, always wanting to cuddle with you.

He's a shy little thing, hiding behind you when other people come around and clinging to your shirt.

He also follows you everywhere while clutching your shirt sleeve.

He always wants you by his side. If you leave him alone for too long he'll throw a fit until you return.

He always has a smile on his face, he loves getting to finally having the childhood that he never got 🥺

Henry is surprisingly very easy to care for, happy with simply coloring quietly in his and playing with toys.

He refuses to sleep unless you sing to him.

Short story under the cut ;)

“Henry~ It's bath time...” You muttered, peaking into Henry's room.

“Nooo....!” Henry looked up from his animal themed coloring book. “I don... wanna...”

Henry pouted as you scooped up Henry into your arms with ease. “It's important for you to stay clean...”

“Noo...ooo” Henry whined defiantly. Henry held onto you like a baby koala as you carried him into the bathroom and gently sitting him on the bathroom counter.

You grabbed started running the bath water, heading back to Henry's room to gather his pajamas.

“There's no... bubbles...” Henry said, staring at the rushing water. You smiled, ruffling Henry's hair.

“That's because I haven't put them in yet...” You said, opening the cabinet and pouring some soap into the running water. Henry clapped happily as the bathtub quickly filled with suds.

You turned off the water before turning your attention back to the regressed boy. “Alright Henry, it's time to get in...”

“Ok...” Henry muttered as you pulled his shirt over his head and setting aside before doing the same to his pants and underwear. You guided Henry over to the bathtub and helped him sit down. Henry smiled brightly, playing around with the soap suds in the water.

“Here come all your friends~” You said, dumping a small box of rubber duckies and other rubber animals into the water. Henry giggled happily as the small animals splashed into the water.

“This one... will... always... be my... favorite...” Henry said slowly, holding up his white and blue polka dotted rubber ducky. You allowed Henry play with his toys while you washed his messy blue hair.

“Can you wash yourself for me?” You asked, handing Henry a bath sponge. Henry smiled and nodded happily. “Of course... mama...!”

Henry washed himself as you rinsed out all of the shampoo out of Henry's hair. “There we go... All clean!”

“Ya! All... clean...!” Henry smiled pridefully, looking up at you with wide, golden eyes. “Did I... do... good Mama...?”

“Yes honey... You did very good...” Henry squeezed his eyes closed as you playfully kissed his forehead.

You drained the water from the tub, and carried Henry out of the tub. After drying him off and thoroughly blow drying his hair, you dressed him up in a fluffy blue onesie with some matching blue song bird socks.

You carried the regressed little back into his room, gently placing him down in his bed. Henry sucking his thumb slightly but you quickly replaced his finger with his favorite blue pacifier with white stars.

“Time to get some sleep sweetheart...” You said in a motherly tone, gently stroking Henry's fluffy hair. You handed Henry his favourite white teddy bear with a blue bow, lightly kissing his cheek. “Good night sweetie...”

“But... Bluey needs... a kiss... too...” Henry whined, holding up let fuzzy white bear. You chuckled lightly and placed a gentle kiss on the bear's nose.

“Now.. Goodnight Henry, get some sleep...” You said, turning on his nightlight.

“Goodnight... mama...” Henry said, closing his eyes and going to sleep. You watched him for a moment before turning around and leaving the room.

[unknownjpegs]

halloween

It’s near Halloween so he’s thinking about it. Hates that he’s thinking about it—and knows there will never be a single Halloween that he doesn’t think of it.

Just, this time it’s different. When the memory sneaks up on him in the middle of the night, when it’s lingering there in the morning, when it’s inside his head during his commute to class, when it’s still there picking up food before seeing Maran—he thinks about telling him.

He’s never done that before. Telling someone. There was no avoiding it when he was younger. People would just know. No matter what, people could look at him and sigh and go Oh, that’s Jon’s kid. Yeah. He’s up to no good; that’s why he gets hit. But when it stopped being obvious—because he moved from New York, because he stopped having black eyes, or a permanently blood crusted nose—he realized, no one would ever know. Unless he told them.

So he didn’t. So Ben just didn’t. Anyone. Ever.

He’s worrying a fingernail under his canine tooth when Maran’s body bumps into him. Ben has to blink a few times to remember where he is. On a couch, in Benji’s apartment—not his own, for once, but his place was closer to the University—underneath a blanket. Bowl of popcorn on his lap, arm slung around his boyfriend’s shoulders. He blinks again, feels oddly fuzzy.

“Oh—fuckin’—Don’t go in the basement,” Maran’s cringing, body tilted toward him. One of his legs is thrown over Benny’s lap. Both of his are hooked on the coffee table in front of the TV, a socked foot poking out from under the blanket. He doesn’t really remember settling it; must have run on a really decent fucking auto pilot.

Maybe it’s the guilt of that disassociation that makes Benny want to tell Maran. Because, he doesn’t like the idea of auto piloting around him. No matter how convincing he could be. Felt wrong—felt unnecessary too. Didn’t need to do that around Maran. There’d been plenty of times before when he’d navigated around something difficult without needing to go somewhere else. Christ, it made him a hypocrite too, didn’t it? Lecturing Maran on not repressing things.

He runs a hand over Maran’s short, buzzed hair and the younger man briefly glances up.

“Movie kinda sucks, Ben,” he says, a hand groping for some of the popcorn. Benny had thrown little chocolate candies in for Maran. Because he had a wicked sweet tooth and popcorn with M&M’s was a good combo. He watches Maran’s sneaky fingers digging for a chocolate. He thinks about telling him. Thinks about pausing the movie and putting the popcorn on the table and turning to Maran and holding his shoulders. Telling him. He feels a prickling sensation behind his eyes.

The door to the apartment opens and Benji spills in with Xavier, pumpkins under each arm.

“Oi, this was my night to have the flat to myself,” Maran complains, sinking petulantly into the couch with his face pressed into Benny’s side. Xavier raises a pale hand in greeting, big smiled plastered on his wind reddened face. Benji blows air from his mouth to move a black curl from his face—his hair has steadily grown longer and longer since the first time they’d met. Xavier seems to unconsciously brush his hand back over Benji’s hair.

“Mar, you see that new episode of—”

“Ah, no, don’ spoil it, Xavier!”

Ben’s eyes skate to the B rated horror movie they’d slapped on. His eyes lower to the snack bowl on his lap. It’d become disproportionately all popcorn, no M&M’s as Maran had snacked.

Another time.

—

“Th-This is just an American tradition,” Benny explains, standing outside the Spirit Halloween with a wide, sinister grin. “Legend says that—that a store closes and months later becomes a Sp-Spirit Halloween.”

“What the fuck is Spirit Halloween?” Maran laughs, a hand linking into Benny’s as he passes through the automatic doors. A large looming animatronic of a werewolf in tattered plaid greets them, long thin arms raised. “Ah,” Maran says, nodding. “Shit awful decorations store?” Benny bends and slaps the button on the ground, backing up around it and watching the poor mans American Werewolf in London jerk toward Maran.

He laughs anyway, face cracking open into his warm smile. He hops around the overpriced display. It makes Benny smile too, push his sunglasses up and into his hair to keep his blond strands tamed. He lets Maran choose where to go, a hand tangling back with his to tug him into directions. It’s warehouse sized and sprawling with comically bad Halloween decor.

For a while he can forget the memory. Or at the very least, he can push it somewhere else for the time being. Let it back in when he’s alone in his car, or when he’s staring at the carved pumpkins lining the street, or when Lark is on the phone arguing with a family member. For a while, as he watches Maran absolutely tear through a wall of costumes to find something funny, he can just stand there and enjoy Halloween.

Benny runs a hand over the plastic filled bags of costumes. He stands for a moment, looking at the WHITE TRASH DAD costume. Hilarious with it’s stained white tank top, make up to give yourself a missing tooth. Trucker hat. It came with it’s open empty beer can. Benny’s thumb lingers over the models face on the cardboard insert display. He presses the thumb harder until it indents. Beer bottle. His dad drank Rolling Rock. There’s a scar on the bottom of Benny’s left foot from stepping on a broken green shard before.

“Overpriced garbage,” Maran says, shaking his brain stem out the memory. His hand drops and he turns to face him as he holds up a hockey mask over his face. “Xavier’s probably got these, yeah? Could be Jason Vorhees.”

“Hot,” Benny replies, because he thinks he might only be able to manage one word. Maran drops the mask back into the value bin beside him and slides forward. His arms wrap firmly around Benny’s middle. He’s got exactly two inches of height on him because of his combat boots. Maran likes to sometimes exaggerate that slight height difference by spreading his feet and standing lower.

“Alright?” Maran asks, his head cocked a little, eyebrow raised.

Tell him, he thinks. Even in the middle of some shitty Halloween supply store. You can tell him. Get it over with. You’re going to be weird all fucking month. Just tell him. Say it. Say ‘my dad’ and finish it. Tell him.

No. Not in a fucking Spirit Halloween. Benny exhales and slides his sunglasses down and grins.

“We—We’re going to be late.”

—

Benny swings Lark up into his arms haphazardly, stumbling back and nearly colliding with Matilda. The runner clings around his neck, his leg almost bent at a severely wrong angle as he slowly makes his way out of the trunk of the mustang. When he lands and untangles, he puts hands to his knees and exhales slowly.

“That fucking sucked,” Lark says, glancing up at Benny.

“Your—Your idea.”

Maran pops his head from the car window, half dangling out of it. A blanket is sprawled over his shoulders and he’s grinning with all his pretty teeth.

“Saved us like twenty bucks,” Lark groans, straightening. As his midriff is revealed, Matilda’s hands sneak up under his shirt and over his sides, her own grin pouty and pretty. Lark leans back in her embrace, stretching his arms above his head and groaning even louder. Theatrical. “Maran didn’t get caught, either?”

“Stayed under the—the blanket like a good b-boy,” Benny teases. Maran gives him two thumbs up before springing back into the car. Xavier’s large, fucked up truck slowly maneuvers into the spot beside them. It’s bed points toward the giant projector, where intermission commercials play. A hot dog chases a mustard packet. FRESH HOT SNACKS AT THE CONCESSION STAND! Ben listens to the truck’s rumbling engine cut off and watches Xavier fall out the drivers side in his lithe, strange way.

“Lark hide in the trunk to save himself money?”

“Fuck you,” Lark shouts, walking hand in hand with Matilda to where she’d set up lawn chairs for them. There’s a few more for more of their friends who slowly exit cars to join. Benny looks away from the slow meandering crowd, his eyes on Xavier’s converses until they rise up. In the dark, Xavier practically glows, because he’s so pale. His red hair is disheveled, like hands had been running through it.

“You wanna lay in the bed with us?” Xavier throws a thumb over his shoulder. Benji stands in it, arranging blankets and pillows. He’s wearing one of Xavier’s hoodies. He raises a hand in moderate greeting.

“We’re going to—to sit in the car.”

When he joins Maran back inside the mustang, both seats are already jerked back as far as they can go. It makes him snort as he climbs back into the drivers side. He puts a hand under the steering wheel, presses a button and easily yanks it off. He tosses it into the back to join the snacks they’d brought. Maran leans in, almost immediately, a hand slipping behind Benny’s neck.

For a moment, they kiss, in the relative comfort and moderate privacy of the car. Their friends gathered out in lawn chairs in front of them, waiting for the terrible movie to begin. For a moment, he’s enjoying Halloween. His hand is soothing down Maran’s chest and then dipping under his shirt to feel his warm skin. Their lips part just barely and it makes Maran drive forward, chase with tongue like he always does. It makes Benny grin into the kiss. He flattens that hand up on Maran’s chest and slowly pushes him back into the seat.

“Going to m-miss the m-mo—movie, Maran.”

“Jokes, yeah?” Maran laughs, slumping back. One of his legs is propped up, bent so he can rest his chin on his knee. He’s smiling at Benny, one of his hands reaching to touch him again. “Not really interested in the movie.”

Again, he’s absolutely struck with the desire to fucking tell him. Now, of all times. When it would ruin everything. Ruin this moment.

The opening credits roll and darken everything. The cinematic lights flicker over Maran, making him look surreal. Beautiful. The radio in his car isn’t connected, so they can’t hear the movie—it’s just silence mingled with the sound of them breathing. Benny has to swallow and exhale to keep himself level headed, to keep his heart rate moderately normal. He watches the entire time Maran crawls over the center console. He wants to tell him why he hates Halloween. But, there’s never going to be a good time, because, he doesn’t really hate Halloween with Maran there.

It’s been fun. Nice. Normal. The way Halloweens are meant to be. Friends watching a drive in movie, shitty truck beside them shaking as Xavier laughs too loud, too obviously wrestling Benji around in the bed of it. Maran’s knees coming to rest on either side of his hips, his mouth finding him in the dark.

—

So there will never be a good time.

“Come outside with me,” Benny tells Maran, lips close to his ear, bent over at the waist while the other man sits. There’s newspaper spread out across the table, pumpkin guts turning it oily looking. Matilda and Mouse look up at him but then quickly continue with their own pumpkins, heads bent together to snicker about their designs. Maran taps the carving knife on his abomination a few times and then stands.

It’s getting chilly again, but it cools Benny’s burning face as he stands on the pleasant balcony. He yanks the inside curtains closed to give them privacy and leans against the railing that overlooks the little neighborhood across from Benji’s place. It’s a short walk to the University, a little farther to their favorite coffee shop. Down the road and to the left is a playground where Benny had snuck Maran to so they could make out inside one of the plastic tunnels. Play on the swings. Push Maran until he almost went fully around and they fell on the wood chips and laughed and wrestled and kissed.

He wants a cigarette, so his shaky hands find the pack in his back pocket. It’s crumpled, no doubt one of them snapped in half with the carelessness. Do you know how fucking expensive these are? His fathers voice is a bullet in his skull, bouncing off calcium. Stealin’ my fucking cigarettes like you pay rent? I oughta make you fuckin’ eat it.

Maran’s hand folds over his.

“Ben,” he says, brows pulled in. “You good?”

“No,” Benny answers truthfully. He sits down on the damp garden chair behind him, but Maran continues standing. Even though there is another chair, he doesn’t move toward it. He leans with his hip against the railing, on leg between Benny’s. He’s wearing shorts, even though it’s cold out; which almost makes Ben feel guilty. Like they should be back inside the warm apartment, cutting up pumpkins to look atrocious and bad. Benny slips his hand around the crux of Maran’s knee, his thumb brushing over all the little freckles he has there.

“I hate Halloween,” he says softly.

“Got the vibe,” Maran admits, smiling a little. He’s looking down at Ben, patiently, but he can see the worry needling behind those pretty brown eyes. Benny didn’t realize it would be this hard; he felt as thought it should be like ripping a bandaid off. You just say it and then it’s over. But it’s not.

“Really?” Ben laughs a little, pale eyes flickering over his boyfriend.

“Been actin’—bit off. Didn’t wanna,” Maran shrugs his shoulders. “Didn’t wanna press.”

“Fuck,” Benny rubs at his mouth a little. “Didn’t th—think I was being obvious.”

“You weren’t.” Maran presses a bit closer. There’s noise from inside the apartment. Matilda and Mouse laughing—Xavier’s loud voice joining them. His mouth goes dry at the idea of them coming out to the balcony. But there is never going to be a good fucking time. “Not to anyone else, don’t think. Just,” Maran’s hand sneaks forward and Ben’s around his knee lifts until their fingers start to lace together. “Well, I know you a bit, right?”

It makes Benny smile, browns upturned. He brings Maran’s hand toward him, rests his forehead against his knuckles. He feels close to throwing up, but starts anyway.

“I go-gotta tell you a story.”

“Alright, Ben.”

He tells it like that, forehead resting against Maran’s hand.

It starts with describing the cast on his arm. Those awful ones that keep the elbow bent, go up the bicep and down to the wrist. Luckily wasn’t his dominant arm. At eight years old, it had felt remarkably like being in prison. I liked baseball as a kid, he tells Maran. You can’t play one armed.

He walks it back then. Just a little, to why his arm was cast in the first place. Benny doesn’t make it graphic. He could, because he very much remembers the graphic details. The horrible snapping sound and the hour his father had waited to bring him to the hospital. Sorry, Jonny, I’m so fucking sorry. Daddy has to sober up first, okay, buddy? He leaves out quoting his father, because it’s not necessary to the story. It’s just that it lives inside his head sometimes, but it’s a ghost, an after image. Not as strong as it used to be.

So he skips talking about how bad it hurt or the fever from it, or the nurse who had tried so hard to get him to admit he hadn’t fallen off his bike. He gets into Halloween.

“My best friends mom,” Benny says, his words coming out wet. “She—She improvised a Hallo—Halloween costume for me. So—So the cast would blend in.” He looks up then, for the first time since he started talking. Maran moves immediately at that. He presses forward again, moves so he’s settling himself onto Ben’s thighs, an arm slung around his shoulder. “Was a mummy.” He feels Maran’s warm palm on his cheek, against the cold October night air. It reminds him that he needs to shave.

Benny chews at his lower lip, his eyes falling away from Maran’s.

“I wanted to be Spiderman,” he admits.

There’s a long stretch of silence then. Or, half silence. There’s the undercurrent of noise from the apartment. Music thrown on that is definitely from Xavier’s phone. Night time traffic across the street. A woman singing in an apartment a floor below, her windows thrown open. Maran’s breathing in his ear as he holds him.

Benny slides his hands up Maran’s back, curl into the fabric of his shirt. He hears that softly whispered I love you and leans his cheek against Maran’s on his shoulder. He says it back, a strong hitch in his chest almost making it impossible to get all the syllables to work together. Maran waits to hear every single one, with patience. Benny could kiss him for that. Kiss him over and over and over and over.

“I wanna do Halloween right,” he says quietly instead. His eyes wander up from Maran’s to take in the blanket of black night sky above them. They can’t see the stars from inner city like this. Just fat gray clouds that obscure the waning moon.

—

“Ow,” Benny complains.

“Oh, shut up,” Matilda mutters back, her fingers widening Benny’s eye. “Don’t blink so much.”

“D-Don’t poke me in—in the eye so much.”

“Learn how to put contacts in yourself.” When he opens his mouth to reply with something nasty and mean, she pushes the contact into his left eye. He jolts backward, blinking furiously and nearly rubbing at it immediately. Matilda catches his wrist to hold it.

“Ah, ah,” she chastises. “Don’t ruin my make up too.” Benny blinks away the furious spring of tears, cringing on the chair in the kitchen and shaking his head. When his eyes no longer feel cloudy, or sting with the foreign feeling of contacts, he glances up at her. “Are you sure you don’t want me to try and so some burns or something?” She crosses her arms over her chest, head tilted with a pout.

Benny stands from the chair, picking up the glove of fake plastic finger knives and shoving it on his hand. He reaches for the brown hat she had put on herself while getting his make up and contacts in for him and puts it on his own head. Makes her smile—that overwhelmingly pretty smile that he can’t blame Lark for falling in love with. She’d taken her time helping him instead of getting her own costume on—but the entire group would pause and wait for her.

“Wa-Wanted to be a sexy Freddy Krueger.” She adjusts his striped sweater for him and rolls her eyes.

“He was kind of hot even with the burns.” She pauses and tucks fingers to her mouth to try and stop herself from snorting with laughter. Her cheeks puff up a bit as she holds it in. “Get it? Hot.”

“Ha ha,” Benny says.

When Benji and Maran arrive, he has to actually leave the room for a minute. He stands in the kitchen again, staring at the chair only moments prior he’d just been sat in, Matilda smearing dark purple under his eyes to pronounce the black contacts that would make him look extra creepy. He feels Maran’s hand sliding over his lower back. When he tilts his chin over his shoulder, he groans loudly.

“That sh-should be illegal,” Benny comments.

“Crop tops?” Maran answers with his blindingly sweet smile. Ben turns fully then to appreciate the costume. Near exact replica of Johnny Depp’s iconic cropped sweatshirt look from before he was completely shredded and turned into gallons of blood. Maran even had slung bulky headphones around his neck to really complete the look. The light blue sweatpants sat low on his hips so Benny hiked them up a little. “Aw, Ben,” Maran laughs, bumping his body forward so they collide a bit.

“What? You—You’ll get cold.”

“Oh,” he says, nodding, pretending to accept the excuse for Benny’s possessive gesture. Maran’s arms wind up around his neck. “Hm,” he comments in a hum. “Kinda miss the blue.” Benny feels his cheeks get warm, his head turning to the side to look at the fridge and all the haphazard pictures hung up on it. Polaroids of Benji and Xavier next to a weeks old note from Lark about finals. A drawing Matilda did of a cartoon character on a stripper pole. There’s a newspaper clipping that features Ben and his lab partner in it, standing for an awkward picture.

Someone had gone and clipped out every JONATHAN in it before tacking it up.

“Happy Halloween,” Maran says softly. Benny turns back to look at him. He feels shivery. His hand cups Maran’s cheek. He wants to kiss him, but he also wants to say it back. Mean it.

“Ha—”

“Happy Halloween!” Xavier yells, bursting into the kitchen with his arms raised dramatically high. He’s clutching the ends of a cape to give himself a presence—wings, maybe. He’s smiling with all his teeth. Fake, pointed paper white fangs are stuck to his canines. Xavier blinks a few times and drops his arms.

“I’m Nosferatu.”

“He’s Dracula,” Benji corrects, coming in behind him and placing a six pack of beer on the kitchen table.

“I don’t fucking watch horror movies,” Xavier explains in an annoyed tone as Maran bursts into loud laughter. He’s leaning back with it, hands clutching Benny’s shoulders for stability as he laughs harder. Benji shoots him looks, tired, exasperated, eyes rolling up. Benny’s non-gloved hand sneaks toward the beer to unhook one from the plastic.

They end up drinking at the apartment and then going out. They form a large, roving crowd, bumping into other large moving crowds of university students enjoying the holiday. They crawl bars and bars and more bars (where Maran wins a costume content purely because the bartender can’t stop staring at him until Benny starts yanking on all the beer taps) before they end up at a food place, one in the morning. They get loud in the corner of the restaurant and leave a huge, pooled together tip.

Benny writes HAPPY HALLOWEEN on the receipt.

[faiwiezz]

👑 - I’m very, very interested in ur answer. pls go offer some explanation:)

🌻 - my hair is long so lmk :)) (although I recently cut off more than a foot to donate)

🌈 - vv important. (don’t let this sway ur answer, but the way you call me ***** makes me 🫠)

🫐 - the way you have me on the polar extremes of what I want to do to you

🍭 - <3

🧃 - <33

🍯 -

🫖 -

🕯️- I know of half the answer, but the other half is vv important

🩹- .?

🧺 - !!

🧴- do go into detail. faewie thoughts <333

🧸 - .?

🎀 - <3

👑- hmmm this one is really hard, but it might be my size kink. idk if that really counts, but i’d rather salivate over a guy who’s so much bigger than me than anything else tbh. or is that technically a fetish? if not that, intox play probably. most of the times i’ve fucked i was either high or crossed

🌻- my head lost all its feeling tbh, so if i have tangles it’s not gonna hurt. the struggle of having long hair when you were little… i’m trying to grow it back out!! but i’d like to think i’m good at brushing hair, so i’d brush my partner’s hair :3 and braid it if they let me

🌈- this is really difficult tbh, bc i love all of them. i use them all interchangeably but it’s really between daddy or dada. daddy is easier to say, but dada feels weird to say for me for some reason. so probably daddy, but i’d use all of them :3

🫐- ohhhh this is so hard, but i’d rather be degraded super hard then pampered afterwards

🍭- hmmm probably big sweater. whether it’s an actual sweater, sweatshirt, or a hoodie. it’s basically a big wearable blanket if it’s big enough :3

🧃- definitely fuzzy socks, my feet get way too hot in any kind of slippers

🍯- another hard one, bc i honestly love drawing. but for coloring, i love me a huge box of crayons :3

🫖- i hate the heat so definitely fall/winter, unless it’s like to a water park or a pool or something, bc i love the water :3

🕯️- i do sleep with stuffed animals, and i used to sleep with a nightlight when i was little, but i need darkness nowadays. but if i was gifted a cute nightlight i’d probably use it

🩹- hard choice but probably getting my food cut up, i like my sandwiches cut into four triangles :3

🧺- definitely dumbification, i love being talked down to like the little kid i am, even tho i’m fairly smart lol

🧴- oh yes, definitely. i really like somno, i’m a heavy sleeper so i’d love to see how long it would take for me to wake up. or taking a walk through the woods late at night, knowing i’m being followed, and it’s just a matter of when he finds and catches me :3 or just relaxing at home and having an “intruder” sneak in and taking advantage of me :3

🧸- mainly just stuffed animals, but i’d love an adorable sippy cup :3

🎀- i’m in between tbh, but i’m more sexual than anything, i really need someone who can put me in little space so i can just be baby :3

JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS SO MANY, i’m impressed i finished it lol. also i’m giving you an emoji and you can’t complain abt what it is >:3

[soothfog]

sleep habits.

RESIDENCE: primarily in his own bed in his bedroom. he’s a perpetually exhausted guy, though, and prone to falling asleep nearly anywhere. since he’s mostly home some common places are on the living room couch while reading, at the small dining table with his chin resting atop his folded arms which are atop the table surface, on the kitchen floor with his back sinking down the wall waiting for water to boil on his stove.

TYPE OF BED: one of the very few costly investments he actually allowed himself. even still, he didn’t go for the largest mattress: it’s a queen sized. he doesn’t need excess. plenty for him and room for the welcoming idea that there’s enough space to share if/when he has someone over.

NUMBER OF BLANKETS: sheets and a comforter. he keeps his apartment very warm and doesn’t need many blankets because of that. the comforter is velvet on the outside silk on the lining and a mossy green. the sheets are white with a small, dainty floral pattern; green foliage and soft pink buds.

NUMBER OF PILLOWS: four. two for him. two next to him. being prepared for someone coming over and joining you makes it feel like, at any moment, someone could. like the preparedness allows for it, calls for it, encourages or indulges it/him.

TYPE OF CLOTHING: usually plaid boxers and miscellaneous t-shirts. always wearing socks. sometimes he sleeps in fuzzy pajama pants. owns a couple of seasonal/holiday ones his mother bought him over the years, some from when he was in high school or college that he still has after all these years. he’s sentimental and doesn’t like throwing things out if they’re still doing what they’re made to.

DO THEY SLEEP WITH COMPANY?: he’d prefer it. he feels much more grounded and here and connected when someone is next to him. when he has an arm loosely draped over their waist. not even romantically. it can be in an entirely platonic sense. almost all nights, he’s alone.

DO THEY SLEEP BETTER WITH COMPANY?: yes!!! he feels safe, at ease, not lost. ironically, when sleeping with another, he’s at his most lucid (whereas his company is usually in that foggy, hazy headspace that sleep brings).

DOES IT MATTER WHERE THEY SLEEP?: he prefers his bed. anywhere else, at his age, he usually wakes up with a sore back or a knot in his neck.

WHAT DO THEY DO IF THEY CANNOT FALL ASLEEP?: it depends on the severity and the cause. if it’s something simple and trivial, he’ll turn his television on and watch whatever until he drifts back to sleep. or he’ll grab the current book resting on his nightstand and read for a bit. if it’s more severe or more explicitly/strongly tied to his prophetic nature, he’ll call someone and talk for awhile to help ground himself by hearing their voice and establishing the factual boundary of now. if it’s disorientingly/inescapably severe, he’ll ask for them to come over or if he can come to them.

POSITION: on his side, palms pressed together as though in prayer and tucked in-between his two pillows.

FREQUENT DREAMS, NIGHTMARES: frequent abstract, existential horror type nightmares. ones that make your presence feel infinitesimal or impotent. dreams like, the earth stalls out. falls apart. and it’s lee’s responsibility to put each silver cog back into place to make everything run again but he doesn’t know where any pieces go and there are an infinite amount of them.

DEEP SLUMBER OR NAPS: both. he’d prefer deep slumbers, if he could reliably achieve such.

WHEN DO THEY SLEEP: unintentional naps can happen sporadically and frequently. as for intentional night sleeping, he doesn’t stay up late. tries to go to bed around 9 to 10pm. often sleeps in until 10 to 11am-ish unless he has piano or reading lessons that day.

WHAT COULD WAKE THEM UP: his own nightmares if they’re too existentially/anxiously upsetting. the intervention of anyone. a soft shake of his shoulder or voice in his ear. he’s not a deep sleeper but he’s not a light one either. especially attuned to others and their irrefutable presence and reacts most strongly to that even if impressed upon him gently.

EARLY OR LATE RISER: depends on what he has planned for the day. also depends on you and your muse’s idea of what early or late is. he gets up around 10-11am on average.

tagged by: @aspirinqs

tagging: you!

[serpentthecrow]

Killer Buns

Pairing:Kaz Brekker x crow!reader (gender neutral, no mentions of y/n, or pronouns in this one!)

Summary: washing the grease of Ketterdam off, Kaz and his partner share a cozy moment.🍂🧇☕🕯️

Warnings: none really, just pure tooth rotting fluff, not proofread, ooc Kaz

A/n :I am back! Exams have been kicking my ass lately. Finally wrote something for my love.Decided to try 1st person. Also, Kaz is more comfortable with the readers touch in this. (Image from Pinterest) ALSO; If you'd like to requests something, my requests are open, please read my pinned post before requesting, there you'll find rules but also the fandoms I write for ❤️❤️

--------------------------------------------------

His hair was still damp from the water he just washed his face with, gloves long forgotten on the basin. His attire consisted of a old black shirt and linen sleep pants, instead of his signature well tailored three-piece suit.

I sat in the big armchair in front of his new mahagony desk i bought him for his for his birthday from several heist pays.

Book in hand, while the warm scented candle threw its light glow at my face, I looked up at him and smiled knowingly, seeing the exhaustion in his eyes. "I still have a couple of documents to look over, but then I will go to bed" he said as if he read my mind. I agreed and returned to reading, cuddling deeper into the infinite count of blankets.

After a couple of minutes he looked up and softly chuckled."What is it?" I asked curiously, as he is not the man to laugh of the blue. "I just can't believe I am looking at the deadliest assassin in the whole of Kerch." He explained. "Well you better believe it Brekker, or perhaps you want a reminder?" I said, though it was not exactly a threat, since the teasing tone of my voice was dead obvious. "I would rather not, darling." He replied with mock fright.

After that, we sat in silence again. One thing -out of many- that I adored about him. We could sit quietly for hours, but the silence had yet to be uncomfortable. After another half an hour or so, Kaz got up and said "I hate to disturb you love, but it's nearly eleven bells. If we want to visit the market tomorrow, we should head to sleep, unless..." He trailed off.

"Not a chance Dirtyhands, Nina ran out of waffle ingredients, so they must be replaced as soon as possible, or we shall not survive!"Both of us let out a small laugh at the thought of the heartrender panicking over the dessert.

After blowing out the candles, we were headed to the other part of the attic, where the bedroom lays. There reside our two beds, that Kaz insisted on pushing closer and closer, until they subconsciously met halfway through the room.

As the last lamp was faded, Kaz whispered a light 'good night' to which I replied with the same words.

"WAIT" echoed loudly through the dark room. "What now Kaz?" I groaned, half asleep. "I forgot to put on my fuzzy socks"he said as I exploded in laughter.

"Kaz Brekker, Bastard of the Barrel, the nightmare of Ketterdams citizens" I exclaimed thought giggles. "Socks are important angel, a significant part of my bedtime routine!" He said, half serious. "Sure darling. Now,let's sleep before Zenik stops my heartbeat before breakfast even starts".

"Right, night love"

[frogtanii]

a roar of competitive cheers burst from your hospital room, the boys all piled up on your bed playing in a smash tournament on bokuto’s switch. it was rather endearing to watch the good and grown men argue about which princess was a better competitor (rosalina, obviously, despite not being an actual princess) and, in sakusa’s case, pouting like a sore loser when his favorite — daisy — wasn’t even regarded as a real threat.

he absolutely dominated the next round in retaliation, to the group’s chagrin.

you eventually decided to take a break, the stuffiness and loudness of the room getting to you. the boys, while giving you a variety of concerned looks, respected your decision, leaving you to wander out of your space, clad in the semi revealing hospital gown and fuzzy yellow socks.

it was less than convenient to trudge around with your iv attached to your arm but you didn’t mind. the struggle kept your mind off of what you dubbed as The Incident™, weird as it sounded.

for some reason, the smallest things helped keep you occupied, thanks to your vigilance. your call with doctor yamada definitely helped, his sarcastic, biting nature criticizing some random kdrama had you cackling in your seat until your throat was (even more) sore.

at first, you felt a bit awkward calling him when you physically couldn’t speak but he took it in stride, filling up the silence with his commentary that was much, much appreciated.

actually, all the boys had been surprisingly good about your predicament. it took a moment for bokuto and suga to get used to your lack of responses but they eventually grew accustomed to it and even relished your minuscule reactions to one of their jokes or funny quips.

you were actually, finally, enjoying your time with your housemates and it felt good.

well, not all of your housemates. daichi was a given. you’d seen very little of him after the dinner, only laying eyes on him when he visited your hospital bed when he thought you were sleeping. the look of remorse and shame written all over his face was burned into your memory and you made a mental note to find a way to have a conversation with him in an attempt to clear the air.

while daichi’s situation at least made sense, kenma’s did not. you missed him deeply, and you had no idea what to do or say to fix what had been broken. apparently, both kuroo and sakusa had attempted to reach out, but they were quickly shut down. you could tell kuroo was more hurt than he let on, occasionally catching the tail-end of intense conversation between him and omi, but they were both quick to slap on a smile and change the subject as not to worry you when you made your presence known.

you appreciated their concern, you did, but kenma was your friend too and you desperately wanted to know what you could do to help.

a deep sigh left your lips, the action only causing a slight twinge in your throat as you meandered through the cold halls. your brain started to hurt as you thought more and more about it, stress climbing up your spine and burrowing at the base of your skull.

annoying, you thought, your eye twitching in irritation. headaches sucked mad ass and you were not looking forward to the hell of the one that was building up as you walked.

turning down another hallway, you abruptly stopped, your iv screeching to halt interrupting the hushed conversation that a certain someone was having at the far end of the corridor.

kenma!

kenma twisted towards you, his feline eyes widening in surprise as he whispered a hushed goodbye to whoever he was speaking to before shoving his phone into his pocket and staring at you in shock, pain, and most prominently,

guilt.

pure, unadulterated guilt permeated from all over him, the stench coming off of him in waves. you nearly flinched at the sight of him, the deep circles under his eyes practically broadcasting his struggle to the whole world.

your name dropped from his lips in a low whisper, his immediate reaction afterwards leading you to believe he hadn’t meant to say it aloud at all.

you chanced a step forward at his utterance, and then another and another until you were face to face with each other. you felt his eyes searching yours but you made sure to keep your face neutral if not for the blatant worry written all over it.

his plush bottom lip was pulled in between his teeth as his hands twitched by his sides as if he wasn’t exactly sure where to put them. you let out a soft breath at the sight, kind of hoping he would just give you a hug like it looked like he wanted to.

but, kenma held back, waiting for you to do something, to say something (not that you could) to absolve this horribly tense silence that the pair of you were now enshrouded in.

gently peeling your fingers from your iv stand, you lifted them to sign in the small space between your chests, in clear view of his observant gaze.

you recalled with fondness when a handful of the house members had decided to learn a bit of sign language, just in case someone was in a panic attack and became nonverbal. the impromptu learning session had been so much fun that the group had began regularly meeting to expand their sign language vocabulary and fluency until you all were at least semi fluent (in all the ways that mattered at least).

kenma was a member of that group and you’d throughly enjoyed his witty remarks throughout the lesson and his occasional cute little giggles that were liberally interspersed into conversation. that kenma was in such stark contrast to this kenma that it was almost jarring as he watched your hands with rapt attention, awaiting anything you had to say.

i missed you, you began slowly, not missing the way his eyes immediately became glassy and his hands tightened to fists by his sides.

“you shouldn’t,” he replied, his voice deep and gritty. “not after what i did.”

you cocked your head in confusion at his words. what he did? you had no idea what he was talking about but you were determined to get to the bottom of it if that was what was making him avoid you like this.

what did you do?

kenma’s jaw clenched, the guilt that had faded away for a moment, coming back full force. “i... i did this to you...” he motioned to the healing bruises on your neck and the iv stand still by your side.

now you were even more perplexed. he wasn’t the one who cornered you in the bathroom so what could he possibly be going on about? unprompted, your mind flashed back to that night, the moment where you were heading off to the bathroom, meeting kenma’s eyes for a second when you did.

oh.

was that what he was feeling so horribly about? that he saw you go into the bathroom? that was hardly news and nothing to be up in arms about unless he also saw meiko go in after you and...

double oh.

suddenly, all his behavior started making sense. kenma felt guilty because he believed he was somehow responsible for allowing this horrible thing to happen to you.

oh, honey, you signed quickly, driven to get your point across without him interrupting. you didn’t do this to me. meiko did.

kenma opened his mouth to protest but you didn’t let him, one of your hands coming up to cover his lips. he let out a muffled protest, his breath hot against your palm, eyes wide in bewilderment.

“listen to me kenma. you are not at fault here,” your voice screamed at you to stop speaking but not yet, not until you were done. “i know for a fact that if you knew what meiko was going to do, you wouldn’t have let me go.... you are good kenma, so good.”

his whole body shuddered at your words, all but collapsing into you, his arms wrapping around your waist and holding you tightly.

if you faintly felt the shoulder of your hospital getting damp, you didn’t say anything, content to let him hold onto you and cry it out.

after a minute or two, he sniffled and pulled away from you, his face red and puffy but content. “you shouldn’t have talked idiot,” kenma chided gently, a soft smile on his face.

you just gave him an apologetic shrug and a hastily signed “sorry” before waving him off to your hospital room, sending him a smile as he meandered off in that direction. you didn’t follow, figuring he and the boys needed some time alone to reconnect without your presence there.

taking a hold of your iv pole again, you continued on your way while staring out the window, watching the tiny birds fly by. unfortunately, your little birdwatching stint sent you careening into a hard body, your feet losing their grip on the slippery ground as you stumbled to the floor.

a quick glance up at the perpetrator had your apology dying in your throat. it was osamu, looking every bit as bewildered as you expected him to, a small jello cup in one hand and a spork in the other.

you couldn’t keep your scowl from off your face as you waved away his helpful arm, completely missing the flash of hurt that appeared across his smooth skin. “please, let me help ya,” he tried again, this time earning a physical slap on the arm, visibly recoiling at the contact.

“leave me the fuck alone osamu,” you growled before picking yourself back up and starting to stroll away but you quickly stopped in your tracks, turning your head to give him a menacing grin. “if you fuck with atsumu again, i swear on bokuto jr, i will castrate you and feed you your sorry, wrinkly ballsack on a silver platter.”

with that you were gone, head held high and a wide grin on your face as osamu watched, his heart flipping annoyingly in endearment. he breathed a deep sigh and slid to the floor of the hall before popping open his jello and taking a bite.

your reaction was well deserved but he couldn’t help praying and hoping that things would change between the two of you.

change for the better. change for good.

℗ poker face

change for the better

series masterlist

(●’◡’●)ﾉ

an - GOLLY GEE THIS WAS A LONG ONE BHT KENMA!!!!!! and samu >:( anYWAYS SLEEP IS CALLING MY NAME, LEMME KNOW WHAT U THINK <3333 don’t forget to feed me :3 also pls kenma’s secret not so secret praise thing :00

taglist - if your name is in bold, i cannot tag you

@boosyboo9206 • @geektastic84 • @elianetsantana • @trashy-simp • @infinitebells • @6mattsun9 • @suhkusa • @katsulovee • @kotarosbabygirl • @fucktheworlddude • @insomniacwreck • @calumsfringe • @saltylettuce • @chai-blu • @al3x1ss • @hawksyoongi • @jooleuuh • @loubells • @kissungjae • @liberhoe • @tetsurocore • @animeoverdosee • @duhsies • @saiKishaircLip • @afire24 • @premiyagi • @kit-kat428 • @doctorspencereid • @daphnxy • @kyomihann • @maer-333 • @sinoflust19 • @peteunderoos • @peachiikichu • @iidanotlida • @yongboxerrr • @kac-chowsballs • @tanakaslastbraincell • @memorableminds • @risjime • @starry-magicshop • @sugavwara • @smuttyanimeslut • @kiwibirbs-library • @haijkk • @airybnb • @crybabygumi • @iwaisa • @decaffinatedtealover • @notameera • @kawaii-angelanne • @rintarovibes • @urlocalsimp • @keiarma • @shrimpypenis

the rest of the tags will be in the replies!!

[meowzfordayz]

tryin’ to put it into words

Author’s Note: my brain kept unraveling this one shot further and further… this is why we can’t have sleep nice things — we get carried away and then it’s 4am. 😂

tryin’ to put it into words

Rengoku Kyojuro x Reader

Word Count: ~2,000

CW: explicit language, mild sexual content

Song Inspo: You Are in Love by Taylor Swift

Request Fulfilled: Hey there! I'm gonna take the liberty to request something about Rengoku 🌝💖 a fem!reader asking Kyojuro to help her about "how to kiss" (but that's an excuse), since she have a crush on him (since like a lot of years) and she's afraid of his reaction of hearing her confession, so she pretend she doesn't know kiss correctly. I imagine this idea in a alternative universe

~faqs~

9:47PM [y/n]: ‼️ URGENT ‼️

9:47PM [y/n]: URGENT as in WHERE TF ARE YOOUUU?

9:49PM [y/n]: I stg did you forget you have read receipts on? 

9:50PM [y/n]: Kyyyo… Ik you’re reading these

9:50PM [y/n]: oh ffs help me pls

9:50PM [y/n]: 😭

9:51PM Kyojuro: Hi [y/n]! 😁

9:51PM [y/n]: don’t give me that bs

9:53PM [y/n]: I have a proposition for you 😇

9:53PM Kyojuro: That emoji is typically not good news.

Kyojuro chuckles as his phone rings, leaning back in his swivel chair. Muted buttery light shines a halo onto his desk illuminating precise piles of neatly labeled folders, a shoddily crafted ceramic pencil holder, and his laptop with an open notebook beside it. Homework can wait.

“KYYYO,” his phone is already a safe distance from his ear — he knows how you get when he doesn’t pick up immediately. He does it on purpose

“Good evening [y/n]! How may I be of assistance?”

“Don’t greet me like a phone operator Kyo,” you huff.

“A phone operator wouldn’t know your name. Are you alright?”

He figures it pertains to homework, and braces himself to disappoint you. Since middle school, he’s finished assignments early so he can offer a helping hand when you inevitably call him freaking out the evening they’re due he slowly turned into a night owl for the same reason, but this specific assignment’s still troubling him. Also, the fact that he’s basically enabled your poor time management for years has NOT yet occurred to him. He’s an angel for goodness gracious.

“Yes!” you pause, “I mean- No! Well, like, yes. I’m fine. But no, I do need help.” Another pause. “Your, help.”

“Sadly, [y/n], I haven’t finished this week’s assignment,” he grimaces.

“Oh that’s okay I can totally help you with it! Actually though are you free tomorrow? I have some very interesting gossip regarding yours truly BUT I refuse to reveal anything unless you buy me bubble tea.”

He admires how freely you ramble talk. How you stumble and twirl around each word. Every inhale and exhale a choose-your-own-adventure with him simply along for the ride. You’re so lively and genuine! Even through the phone he can picture you pacing endearingly, wearing fuzzy socks and an old shirt of his, with at least two half full drinks forgotten on your bedside table.

“What shirt are you wearing tonight?”

“Okay ruuude Kyo. I asked my question before you. But whatever. I’m wearing that shirt you gave me back in the spring Kyojuro LOVES spring cleaning: out with the old, in with the new because it had that stain but it’s super cozy so I don’t know why you got so worked up over some soy sauce when it’s a very nice shirt otherwise.”

This is why you’re Kyojuro’s best friend. Nobody else could keep him on his toes in such an enjoyable, whirlwind manner.

“Do you wear it out in public?” “Uh,” you cluck your tongue in thought, “Nope.”

“Exactly! It is a very nice shirt otherwise, but I did not feel comfortable wearing it out in public, and now that it is in your possession, you also do not wear it out in public.”

“Are you implying a dare Kyo…”

“I am not!” he backtracks hurriedly, “I was only pointing out that while a stain may not retire a shirt completely, it was not unreasonable of me to give it up either!”

You snort, “Yeah, yeah. Now answer my question Mr. not-unreasonable-Rengoku-Kyojuro: are you free tomorrow?”

“What if I am free, but do not care for your gossip?”

“Ah but you care about me, and the gossip happens to be about me!” you quip.

Who is he kidding? Kyojuro is definitely free tomorrow. And, you’re right. He cares about you.

“Are we meeting there, here, or at yours?”

“Can I bring the bubble tea to yours?”

“[y/n], as politely as possible: do not mess up my order again.”

He adores you. Sincerely. But, he does not handle mistakes regarding his bubble tea order particularly well. And you have erred previously.

“Text me it. I promise I’ll show it to the barista.”

Kyojuro takes a moment to consider his roommate. Uzui Tengen: man of many women. Surprisingly tidy, and frequently not on the premise due to aforementioned many women. Uzui has no qualms with you — Kyojuro wouldn’t be roommates with anyone who did.

“If you do not mind me doing homework, then I am available at anytime!”

He knows you won’t show up until at least noon: you’re a sleepyhead.

“Yay! Sleep tight. Cya tomorrow.”

Kyojuro shrugs in amusement as your Caller ID icon vanishes. You never give him a chance to say, “Sweet dreams, [y/n]!” back.

···

1:07PM [y/n]: hey hey you you

1:07PM [y/n]: I’m outside

1:07PM [y/n]: with bubble tea 

1:08PM [y/n]: let me iiin 🤬

You’re not a klutz. You swear. Which is why you do NOT drop the drink tray when you see Kyojuro but like, you very nearly did. You can tell he showered earlier: his hair’s especially fluffy in a freshly unkempt way, and the faint hint of sandalwood floating from his collarbones forces you to double check that you’re not melting into a gooey puddle.

“Why do you use essential oil?” you’d ask him in high school.

“Natural cosmetics feel better on my skin! And I imagine I am more pleasant to be around when I smell good!”

“What exactly am I smelling?”

“Sandalwood!” he’d held out his arm toward you.

You’d sniffed his wrist and blinked contentedly. And no, you had not bought a sandalwood candle shortly after. Self restraint who?

“I sent you a Venmo request,” you step into his apartment, kicking your shoes off.

“Paid! With an additional tip!”

He’s too kind. The amount he Venmos you, whether paying for his portion or both, could count as disposable income.

“Is Uzui home?” you peer around nonchalantly.

“He is with Makio! Or was it Suma? He may be with Hina, or was it-”

“So he isn’t home,” you poke Kyojuro fondly.

You head to his room, plop your bag onto his carpet, and put the drink tray on his desk.

“Can, we, uh… sit?”

That’s odd. You don’t normally pause between words — only sentences. Perhaps the gossip about you isn’t… good? He hates to think you’re here doing damage control. Worried now, he sits cross legged on his bed and motions for you to join him.

Ohmygosh.

You join him.

He has no idea you’re on the verge of bolting from his room. It’s not his fault! Not at all. It’s just. You’ve had this grand plan of a slow burn, romantic wooing for ages. In middle school, the concept of love was more so wow he’s cute! and I hope we’re partners for ballroom dancing; playing spin the bottle for feathery cheek kisses and nauseating butterflies. High school introduced when did he grow taller than me? and what if we don’t have any classes together and he forgets about me?; he didn’t forget about you though, and those butterflies persisted. College? Hah. College brought strangers’ mouths to yours: wet and enticing, but never his. Brought finally getting to wear his shirts (high school you was sooo excited), but only because he didn’t want them anymore (middle school you insisted it was better than nothing). Brought 3am conversations after too much homework and too much drinking. Cooking in his kitchen pretending to be lovers. Well. You indulged in pretend; you doubted he did. Stirred those butterflies into a naive, hopeful frenzy. And yet. You’d never consciously initiated your grand plan. Never snuck past that line of we’ve known each other too long and if he loved me, then he would’ve made it obvious… right?

“[y/n],” Kyojuro’s tone is soft. Overwhelmingly soft. “I trust you. You’re wonderful.”

W-what?

“Thanks buddy,” oof. How uncharming of you. Idiot. You look sharply down into your lap.

“Whatever I may hear, I will always ask for your side of the story.”

“Kyo?” you glance at him.

“[y/n],” his eyebrows scrunch, “What is your proposition?”

Gulp.

“So I know I probably seem forever-doomed-to-be-alone but I recently met this person and they’re very attractive like yeah their face and whatever but their personality too and I asked them out on a casual coffee date which was totally awesome of me, they said yes by the way, but now I’m scared that they’ll try to end the date with a kiss because I’m terrible kisser and what a horrible impression that would leave.”

How do they ramble talk so darn fast?! And when, why, how, what they’re going on a date?

Kyojuro maintains a careful gaze, consciously willing his hands to relax from their involuntary fists.

“I am confident you are an excellent kisser!”

You’re too nervous yourself to notice the lowness of his voice.

“Yeah but I well could you maybe wouldyouteachme Kyo?”

Even he couldn’t catch that.

“Could you repeat that [y/n]?”

“Wouldyouteachme?”

“Slower, [y/n].”

“Would. You. Teach. Me?”

Kyojuro chokes. Quietly. He hates denying you. It pains him when he can’t provide. When he can’t be, find, or create what you ask for. But this? This doesn’t pain him. Doesn’t feel challenging. Thrilling. Worth it. It just aches.

“Please don’t ask that of me.”

His whisper splinters you.

He never whispers.

And his rejection snaps you.

He hardly ever rejects you.

You stand abruptly. He doesn’t budge. Doesn’t acknowledge your movement. Well fuck me your eyes sting. Great job [y/n]! your eyes burn. What the hell did you do?

“That was inappropriate of me. Rengoku…”

His heart wobbles.

You never use Rengoku.

He’s Kyo.

Kyyyo.

He’s your Kyo.

“Why did you ask that of me?” his voice cracks.

“Rengoku. I’m so sorry. So, so, so sorry. We’re best friends. And best friends don’t. Don’t do that. Or ask that. Of each other. I’m sorry.”

“If best friends don’t, then why did you?”

He isn’t angry.

You know his angry voice. You know all of his voices.

Except this voice.

You know all of his expressions.

Except this expression.

Somewhere, somehow. He’s, faded. The crisp, enthralling flicker of his stare dimmed to a distracted, disheveled fog. And his hands. Usually so steady. So firm. So reliable. Twitching. His back haunches with unsettling tension. Broad frame shrunken. You’d never seen him miserable. He’s sing-in-the-shower exuberant. Dance-in-the-rain passionate. Fall-in-love-a-first-sight magnetic. And never-gonna-give-you-up, never-gonna-let-you-down honest.

Realization hits you square in the jaw.

“I love you Kyo.” The tenderness that ripples through his body shatters the thread of familiar between you.

His hands, steady, firm, reliable are on you in an instant touching touching touching. Soothing your trembling wrists, tugging you closer by your elbows, cupping your cheeks gently gently gently. As his beautiful, desperate, fragile breaths caress your forehead, both eyelids, the tip of your runny nose. Your toes wiggle against his, your fingers digging into his hips, guiding the warmth of his chest to your exhilarated heart.

“I love you [y/n]!”.

The loudness of his affection reverberates in his tiny room. Sinks itself patiently, safely into your contagious smile.

“Your smile is my most precious memory!”

“Kyo,” you murmur, “How many memories of my smile do you have?”

“All of them!” he declares.

You giggle.

“Kyo,” he pulls back slightly, hands traveling from your cheeks to your ears. “Would you like to get coffee with me?”

His cheerful laughter reassures you as he teasingly pinches your earlobe, “Do I get to kiss you at the beginning or end?”

“Can I be greedy?”

“I suppose.”

“How about both?”

“What a fantastic choice!” he grins,  suddenly gripping your chin with tantalizing, delicate intent, “Kissing 101, lesson 1, are you ready?”

You squeak.

He tastes of lemongrass and sweetness, lips moist and plush. Of course, he isn’t overbearing. Listens to your sighs. Follows the tickle of your eyelashes. Makes sure to press deeply, heavily. And linger promisingly, lovingly. Even when your teeth accidentally clink. Even when your neck cramps. He’s perfect.

You are in love.

He is in love.​

[jiamour]

💿 now playing: pushin’ n pullin’

povs: 💗-yn, 🖤-js, 💛-rj, 💙-jn, 🧡-mk, 💜-dh, ❤️-jm, 💚-cl

track 18: :( (manipulatively)

guitarist!jisung x reader

a/n: i’ve risen from the dead and i’m trying something new so instead of the hearts to distinguish people their texts are different colours

album tracklist

written: 1.7k under cut

“you’re up early,” the electronic clock screen of the radio on your side table blinks 14:42.

“you’re in my house again,” you note in retaliation, shoveling a spoonful of mashed potatoes into your mouth as you turn to look at jisung. he’s standing in the entryway but as soon as you give him your attention he comes closer and pulls out a seat beside you at the kitchen table. he sits with his fuzzy socked feet resting on the seat, his knees pulled into his chest.

“renjun kicked me out of his room,” jisung pouts, resting his chin atop his knee, eyeing your bowl of potatoes, “said it would be unprofessional to have me sleeping in the background of his meeting.”

“poor you,” you hum mockingly and scroll through your tiktok fyp, your phone placed flat on the table beside you.

“what are you up to today?” his question takes you by suprise, though it probably shouldn’t. the number of civil conversations you’ve been having with him have been steadily increasing but it still took some - a lot of - getting used to.

~ impromptu text so tumblr isn’t annoying ~

~ impromptu text so tumblr isn’t annoying ~

you freeze, your spoon half way to your mouth, as you turn your head to him slowly, eyebrows furrowed, “why?”

“i’m trying to make conversation,” he chuckles softly, then yawns, stretching out one of his arms while the other covers his mouth, “is that allowed?”

“yeah…?” you’re still hesitant, “but why?”

“why not?” he pouts more dramatically than he had when he first sat down, “i can’t ask a friend about their day?”

‘friend’. now that was weird. were you friends? was this friendship? have you accidentally befriended your mortal enemy during one of your pokémon movie nights? those were probably your first mistake, you shouldn’t have let your guard down, crazy things happen when you do. crazy things like jisung calling you a friend.

he seems to notice your internal conflict, his puppy dog eyes turn on as he looks at you, “we are friends aren’t we?”

well now you look like an asshole if you say no. but you’ll be a liar if you said yes, or will you? you don’t know, this was all confusing. maybe you really are friends. if jisung considers you a friend then you’re probably friends? he seems like a tough cookie to crack. unless… he could be joking, what if you say yes and this was all just a silly goof, a gag, a hoax? will you take the risk? maybe. you can deal with the 3 seconds of humiliation. probably.

“i guess,” you let out, barely audible, refusing to make eye contact with him like this was the most embarrassing moment of your life, “i mean i’ve been learning that you’re not completely unlikeable.”

that made him laugh, he leans over in his chair just enough to bump his shoulder with yours in jest, “that must have been so hard for you.”

“it has been,” you agree with a breathy laugh, “i’m still going through the mental turmoil of the realization right now.”

jisung continues to laugh a little with you and then goes quiet. you weren’t sure if it was because he didn’t know how to respond or hold a conversation with you or if this was just comfortable. but you like jisung best when he doesn’t speak so you don’t have any complaints about the situation.

you like jisung second best when he’s like this too, speaking softly, not trying to put on an obnoxious front. you probably would have considered him a friend ages before this if he didn’t manage to ruin it with comments made specifically to annoy you.

though, to be fair, you weren’t exactly very welcoming to him either. maybe, just maybe, you could try to be nicer.. if he didn’t purposely grind your gears.. you didn’t plan on being the bigger person. especially not to a bratty asshole who throws a temper tantrum at any minor inconvenience. no. no. be nice. you have to be nice to him. he’s your ‘friend’. you’re ‘friends’ now.. apparently. god, donghyuck’s going to call you a traitor when he hears the news.

“can i have some?” jisung asks, breaking the silence and pointing a hoodie covered hand towards your bowl. you shift it away from him.

“if you get your own spoon,” now he was going too far. being friends was one thing, but sharing a spoon? no. that would break you. all that bacteria… you don’t know where his mouth has been but it couldn’t have been very good places.

jisung sighs, “‘m too tired,” he let his posture slump dramatically too prove his point.

“too bad for you then,” you bite back. refusing to look at the boy very clearly trying to put on a show for sympathy points so you’ll feed him, you continue to scroll through tiktok.

he exaggeratedly ‘HMPH’s and sighs waiting for just a sliver of attention. he gives up eventually, quickly realizing you weren’t going to crack, you’re trying just as hard to ignore him as he was to get your attention.

he lifts his head upright like it’s the heaviest thing in the world and plops it down on your shoulder so his scratchy white hair tickles your neck. you don’t make a move to shove him off right away like he expects so he makes himself more comfortable, watching the tiktoks on your phone now that he has a better view.

“may i?” he hums softly.

“may you what?” you ask, debating whether to shrug him off now or let him have his little moment.

“do this?” he answers, making sure to put extra pressure on your shoulder with his head for a second to ensure you know what he’s talking about.

you want to roll your eyes BUT you don’t. because you’re nice, spontaneously having started your good person arc five minutes ago, “you already are, aren’t you?”

“is that a yes?”

“it’s a do whatever you want,” you’re cool, you’re nonchalant. you’re 99% sure everything in life isn’t a competition but just incase it is you’re not about to show that you care and lose.

“hmm,” he lets himself relax and close his eyes, “you like me sooo much.”

“okay,” you shrug your shoulder up to knock him off, “get off.”

“nooo,” he retaliates and whines, holding his ground, “i was kidding, you’re comfortable, let me stay.”

“you get 5 minutes,” you relent, it was early in the morning (read: 3pm), you could give him a break it wasn’t like he was that uncomfortable, “because i’m feeling nice today.”

“mhmm,” he hums teasingly, like he doesn’t believe you. you did NOT like his tone. if jisung thought you enjoyed his company you’d lose your footing in this war that was totally mutual and not just in your head.

“you’re on thin ice buddy,” you glare off at your mashed potatoes even though he can’t see you.

jisung laughs softly, “you sound like mark.”

this is not what you thought you’d be doing today. this is not what you thought you’d be doing any day ever.

after a couple minutes of watching tiktoks, you weren’t really tracking the time, jisung sighs, then sighs again, and then a third time even louder.

“i’m making lunch,” he lifts his head off your shoulder, the combination of his hunger and the lack of attention he was getting winning out.

“don’t take from my shelf,” you call over your shoulder as he walks into the kitchen.

“which ones that?” he asks, looking back at you from where he was leaning in entryway to the kitchen.

“bottom shelf.”

“got it,” he pushes himself off the wall, hitting it lightly with the palm of his hand.

you finish up your bowl of potato’s and bring it to the kitchen to be washed. jisung’s squatting down to the bottom shelf with the fridge door open, his hand grabbing at an apple so you lightly hit the back of his head to get his attention.

“ouch,” he grumbles, standing up so he had higher ground, “how was i even supposed to steal from you all you have is an apple, this is-“

“and some eggs,” you correct, turning on the sink tap and holding your hand under it to check the temperature.

he shuts the fridge to rummage through your cupboards, he takes out a box of cereal and reaches his hand in, eating it dry.

“do you wanna go get groceries together?” he asks, his mouth still full, “i was planning to go later today anyways.”

if you weren’t focused on washing your bowl and spoon you would have looked at him like he was crazy.

“no, it’s fine,” you say, drying off the dishes with a towel.

“why?” he’s smiling at you, you can feel the evil energy from behind, “do you have plans today?”

you turn, looking back at him, and yep just as you suspected, he’s smiling, taunting you, “you didn’t answer me earlier.”

“i don’t have plans,” you reach past him to put your dish back in the cupboard. you pull out the drawer for utensils and in the process you drop your spoon. somehow you were gonna blame jisung for this mild inconvenience.

“then come with me,” he chuckes at the scowl on your face as you duck down to pick up the spoon. he holds his hand over the corner of the drawer to make sure you didn’t accidentally hit your head, “you’ll get some company and i can even help you carry your bags back on the bus, there’s no downsides.”

“you sure about that?” you mumble back as you begin to wash your spoon again, with extra effort this time, he takes it from your hands after you scrub it for the 7th time and runs it underwater, shaking it off before putting it into the drawer where it belongs. he closes the drawer and stands in front of it, so you can’t grab the spoon again.

“come on,” he pushes, giving you pretty wide eyes that he only pulled out when he was trying to be persuasive, “i’ll let you use my employees discount.”

“do you even get a discount?” you ask and jisung’s smile turns big and goofy.

“no,” he juts his head to the side, gesturing for you to follow him out of the kitchen, “but i didnt want you to know that, let’s go.”

“fine,” you give in, “i’ll go get my bag.”

↻ ◁ II ▷ ↺

[gemma-collins-ily]

Hi, sorry to bother you but could I request a possessive/jealous kaz x female reader please? If you do it and it's not a bother please tag me in it

Keep You Smiling

Kaz Brekker X Reader

a/n - ooh, bit of angst, bit of fluff! Not sure yet if this will be headcanons or not!

Warnings: jealousy, flirting and generally horrible people I guess.

Tagged: @mrs-brekker15 @melody13522

The Bastard of the Barrel had lost everything he ever owned and built up an empire from the ashes.

The only thing he had was you and the Crows.

He may have acted as though he detested them but he did truly care for them. He just had an extraordinarily disconnected way of showing it and little to no tolerance of Jesper's antics.

So naturally, when you got together, he was especially overprotective and possessive. It was partly to make up for the lack of physical touch in your relationship, to show he did truly care and mainly because he couldn't help it.

Kaz often found himself surprised at the urge to bring you close and wrap an arm around your waist when he was jealous. He wasn't sure if it was because he wanted to gloat that you were his without saying it, if he felt the need to protect you or to just have a reason. A reason to touch.

Because, the truth was, Kaz always had the desire to pull you into his side or reach out to you. However, he would never give in to those thoughts.

Because he couldn't give you false hope.

Hope for a future in which he could be normal. Take your hand without shuddering, care for you with touch naturally and cup your cheek without being repulsed.

He wanted to connect: the only thing was, Kaz was so certain he would flinch and compare you to that of his past.

He was also so stiff - he didn't flirt and if he attempted to it ended quite badly for both parties involved.

Subsequently, when Kaz saw someone else flirt with you and do something he knew he couldn't, he would step in.

Unless it was Jesper. Because the root of his jealousy came from distrust, not of you, but of the person you were having a conversation with.

And he did trust Jesper. Plus the sharpshooter knew he shouldn't mess with you, even if he didn't, he would never. The reason he wouldn't was that you were the one for Kaz and Jesper had the opinion that Kaz deserved you after all he'd been through.

Inej and Nina also shared that very strong opinion and if someone disagreed, they would probably attack them brutally.

And it was a very real possibility they would collectively murder them brutally too.

They saw the way he looked at you, even before you were together and they identified it as the same look Matthias gave Nina or Jesper gave Wylan.

It was love.

Kaz's eyes always held such adoration and wonder when he saw you. The adoration, simply because you put up with his moods or rages, you barely shed a tear when he took his lashed out at you.

In fact, you stood up for yourself. Made him realise he was in the wrong.

The wonder was because you were so innocent, sometimes child-like and it wasn't just a show. He remembered when he had been bewildered and slightly concerned for your mental well-being several times.

His lips lifted just thinking of it.

Kaz came downstairs to see what the cacophony of noise and giggles was about. He stopped his descent on the stairs after he saw you and Nina pulling on wellies at the bottom.

"You know one fantastic thing about fuzzy socks?"

Jesper shook his head and asked you what you meant with a twinkle in his eyes.

"You can slide along floors with them!"

Halfway through your sentence, you had erupted into laughter again and by the end, you were almost rolling around on the floor. It was as though you had told the funniest joke known to man and the others joined in, seeing you with such mirth lifting their spirits further.

You rotated on your heel as you stood to see him standing, seemingly completely unsure of if you were mad. You giggled again.

"Where are you going?"

"Outside, duh."

"It's raining and freezing, don't be so idiotic." He was trying to keep the concern out of his voice and act as though he couldn't care less what you did.

"Uh huh, sure, but I won't be cold if..."

You trailed off as you made grabby hands at his coat and he sighed deeply. He removed it and tossed it your way, making sure to hit you slightly in the arm with it, where he knew it wouldn't really hurt.

The others gaped in confusion but you only skipped through the door, into the rain outside.

Wylan was the first to get over his shock and smiled at Kaz. In return he received a scowl but he knew it was better than an emotionless expression. It meant he was having to repress a grin, or smirk at least.

The Crows followed you out of the door, while Jesper had to be dragged along by his boyfriend, who was mumbling about how overdramatic the sharpshooter could be.

A minute later, he looked outside to see you jumping in puddles and having splash fights, running your fingertips through the water and flicking them towards others.

Kaz opened the door and stuck his head out into the rain.

"(Y/N)," he yelled and carried on when he had your attention, "Pop the coat collar up, would you? If you're going to be stupid, try not to catch a cold!"

You smiled at his concealed concern and saluted, shouting a quick, "Will do! Sir, yes Sir!" just as an army soldier would.

He ducked inside and leant against the wall as he felt his lips quirking upwards. The door blew shut with the wind and he returned to the window to observe the blissful, innocent joy that looked so beautiful painted on your features.

An example of one of the times he would invite himself to the conversation, happened as you chatted away with the bartender of the evening.

She was pretty and multitasking, cleaning glasses as she talked with you, slipping in small compliments here and there.

The thing was, you were completely oblivious to when others would throw a flirtatious remark your way. You never even thought they were doing anything except being friendly.

Kaz had realised this in the past after he had observed you deflect compliments for your eyes, smile and hair, returning the admiration.

You only wanted to make the gloomy citizens of Ketterdam have brighter days by making them feel good about themselves and you weren't trying to flirt back - only be kind.

Kaz noticed the sparkle in the girl's eyes, the slight malicious glint that revealed her intentions. He stood, grunting as he took his first step after sitting for so long and marched over.

He then took things into his own hands. He greeted her in a clearly false tone, one that mirrored how close he was to snapping. The server gulped and he smirked as she looked down.

"Hiya Kaz, we were just having a nice talk. Did you know, she thinks my hair is lovely long?"

Once more, you were not trying to flatter yourself, only telling him of what had been said.

The woman almost lurched over the bar counter to get you to hush but he had heard enough.

"Oh did she now?"

He moved his burning stare to the woman and said tauntingly, "I do agree, that my girlfriend's hair is, in fact, stunning. Now, why don't you go and serve that pigeon that looks so inviting waiting for his drink."

She opened her mouth and his voice didn't even try to cloak his loathing of her as he snarled.

"Go and do what you were paid to do."

She scurried off and your face dropped. He had been trying to be polite, knowing you had no clue of her pursuance of you. Now you had recognised the poisonous animosity in his speech, you realised she had only wanted to have a quick fling.

Kaz noticed how your shoulders slumped and the prickling of guilt started to poke at his heart. He nudged your foot with his cane and you looked up to him, your eyes swimming with unshed tears.

He walked up the stairs to his office and once you had entered behind him, he closed the door gently.

"I thought she just wanted to be friends."

You were so upset because you yearned to have someone other than the Crows, who wasn't just trying to get in your pants, to strike up a conversation with.

"I know love. One day you'll find someone who will adore you as a friend."

Your gaze was still cast downward and it was obvious you did not believe him.

"Hey, hey, look at me. Jesper loves being your friend, so do Inej and Nina. If they exist, others like them must too."

He was making sure to lock eyes with you, letting you know he was absolutely sincere and you nodded, wiped your tears and squared your shoulders.

"There she is." he said gently.

Then suddenly, you remembered how he had shifted a little before you downstairs. Maybe it was to protect you or maybe, just maybe, he had been jealous. You laughed at the thought.

"What?"

"Were you... Jealous?"

He stuttered through his next unintelligible phrase then said in return, "Who wouldn't want to keep you to themselves?"

You flushed and he smiled.

"I'm glad you're giggling again."

He was teasing you, however there was an underlying note of sincerity lining his words.

He would keep protecting you and he would keep you smiling.

[spenciegoob]

A Short Film

A/N: hey hey hey... mid writing this I realized how much I jumped the gun and thought this was a good concept, but now that I’m thinking too hard about it, maybe it’s not. I also wrote too much of it to back down now, so hopefully someone out there enjoys this as much as I did in my head lol.

Summary: Spencer steps way out of his comfort zone to ask his film major girlfriend a question.

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader

Category: Fluff

Content Warnings: nothing really...  Spencer hardcore struggling with technology

Word Count: 3.5k

Masterlist

___

“Hey Garcia, do you think you could help with something?” Spencer asked, rubbing the back of his neck nervously and not looking up from the floor of her office.

“Of course, Boy Wonder? What can I do for you?” Garcia answered while excitedly turning her chair back to her wall of screens.

Spencer grabbed the extra chair in her office and mumbled, “Actually um,” causing Garcia to completely abandon her position and fully face the genius.

“Spencer, are you okay? Is something wrong?” Spencer couldn’t blame her for asking. He was sweating more than usual, his face was bright red and he hadn’t stop fiddling with his hands since he shut the door.

“Oh no, nothing’s wrong. I just, uh, I don’t really know how to ask this,” Spencer stumbled back. It was the truth after all. No life experience had prepared him for such a request, one that in the grand scheme of things was not a lot, but to Spencer.

To Spencer, it was everything.

“That’s okay. Take your time,” Penelope stated back, and coming from anyone else, Spencer would have believed it was sarcastic in nature. But he also knew that Penelope was one of the only people he could never find judgement or maliciousness from.

You were the other.

“So Y/N and I as you’re probably aware have been together for 2 years now, and you also know that she just got her degree in cinematography and design, which is really funny if you think about it because I know nothing about any of that, but she knows everything. You know, sometimes she’ll explain to me what she sees through her eyes and it’s nothing like what I’ve ever been able to. I’m rambling now but I want to do that,” Spencer spurted out, and once he was done, he took a breath so deep Penelope whole-heartedly believed if he spent one more second talking, he may pass out.

“Woah there, slow down. First of all, that’s adorable. I love Y/N so much. Second of all, how exactly am I supposed to help you see things that way? Shouldn’t she be more help?” Penelope questioned, now completely confused about Spencer’s intentions with this very early morning visit.

“She can’t exactly know. It’s kind of a surprise thing,” Spencer answered shyly. He hadn’t even gotten to the punchline and yet, he was contemplating every move.

Was this a good idea?

But when he saw the way Penelope lit up before she yelled, “Tell me everything, and spare no details. None!” He knew he would stop at nothing to make this perfect.

“So here’s what I was thinking.”

That was 1 year ago today, and since then, Spencer has tried to figure out what to say when he revealed his big project. He stood in front of the mirror every day for 365 days trying to find the perfect way to put it. Still when you sat on your shared couch gazing up at him in amusement, confusion and adoration all at once, his mouth was dry and his throat clamped up.

“Spence, you’re starting to scare me. Are you okay?” You asked, watching as your boyfriend stared at you like a deer caught in headlights with a laptop and assorted cords in his hands.

“Uh, yes! Yes I am okay. I just need to um, this needs to go. You know what? I wasn’t told how to do this part, can you help me?” Spencer paced back and forth between you and the TV four times while he was talking before he stopped defeated in front of you. He wouldn’t have asked for help unless he was certain Penelope was smart enough to insert a black screen in the beginning of what caused the laptop to burn a hole in his hand.

“Yes, of course,” you said, slightly chuckling at his confusion. Spencer Reid and technology, whilst tragic, was also very adorable. “What are you trying to do?”

“I need the video on the laptop to play on the TV,” he stated simply. At least he knew what he wanted. That was a new, first step in the right direction.

“Okay easy. Just hand me that cord, and,” you drew out the ‘and’ as you bent around the TV and plugged in the cord. “Perfect. Now just plug this end into the laptop and hit play.” You handed Spencer back his end of the cord, watching as he examined the object and the side of the computer to know where exactly to put it. It almost felt like watching a toddler try and find the rightly shaped hole for the triangle piece, and you’d be lying if you said it wasn’t endearing.

Before he could break anything, you stepped in. “I know you’d be able to figure it out, but it’s that one.”

“Thank you,” he mumbled back sheepishly. 

“Okay so a little back story. A year ago today, I asked Penelope to teach me how to record videos on my new phone. Thank you for that by the way, the camera on it is really cool, and I’m not just saying that because it’s one of the only things I know how to work. Anyways, I started secretly recording videos of you, of us, anything that reminded me of you, and me talking about you. So I sent them over to Garcia and she pushed them all together, and I think what I’m trying to say is I made a short film? Home video? It doesn’t really matter, but I’m showing it to you now.” Spencer didn’t acknowledge the shocked look on your face as he settled next to you and put the laptop on the coffee table.

But as you watched him find the video and set up, your jaw stayed slack. Spencer Reid, the world’s biggest technophobe, figured out how to use an iPhone camera just for you. While to others it may not seem like a lot, to you. 

To you, it was everything.

“Spence, I don’t even know what to say. This is the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for me.” It didn’t feel like enough. The amount of awe, and love that filled your chest was so comforting, so warm.

It felt like home. It felt like Spencer.

“You don’t have to say anything, just watch,” he stated before hitting the spacebar, something he’s seen you do plenty of times.

The video started out with Spencer crouching down slightly to where the phone was set up against a bookcase in front of the couch.

“Is it recording?” He whispered, and when he realized it was, he took a step back and gave a thumbs up before rushing to sit on the couch. You couldn’t help but let a full smile stretch across your face, an involuntary act when it came to Spencer.

“Hey, love bug. It’s Spencer, but wait you knew that because you can see me.” There was a small pause as Spencer squinted to see if you could actually see him from his position on the couch. When he realized he was in frame, he continued. “This is totally weird that I’m technically talking to myself right now, but I hope future me gave you an explanation. I tried to wait for a good time to start recording this, and in the two weeks I’ve known how to work that thing,” Spencer said as he pointed to the camera. “We’ve been on a case. I came home tonight, and you’re sleeping right now, but if I stay quiet enough I can say what I need to.”

You looked over at Spencer as he was twiddling with his fingers. Something he only did when he was nervous. You reached over and grabbed one of his hands, giving it a reassuring squeeze, but when you tried to pull away so as to not truly disturb his fidgeting, he caught it. So, you intertwined your fingers together, and continued to watch past Spencer.

“I came home today, and all I wanted to do was hold you. Granted, that’s every day, but today was just, it was really hard. When I came home you were asleep on the couch. One time you told me you didn't like to sleep in our bed while I was away, something about it being too big. At first, I was mad because your poor back, but today I changed my mind because the amount of steps to get to you was much less.”

Spencer unlocked the door to the apartment, resting his head against the wood as he inserted the key into the lock. The most recent case had ended with the death of both the latest victim and the unsub, and he couldn’t bear another second of remembering the scene play out in front of him.

All he wanted to do was lay in her arms, but when he opened the door, the apartment was completely silent.

And then he saw a little fuzzy sock clad foot sticking out from underneath the huge, fluffy blanket on the couch. Slowly, he walked towards you, finding you fast asleep with a t-shirt of his tightly snuggled up to your neck and face.

Spencer got down on a knee in front of you, and brushed the hair that had fallen over your eyes. Slowly, they fluttered open at his feather touch, only to widen with realization.

“You’re home!” You squealed, throwing your hands around his neck. Immediately, he reciprocated the hug, tighter than usual. Spencer tucked his head into your neck and inhaled the scent of your shampoo, a grounding technique he would never tell you he developed. The hands he delicately placed at first across the expanse of your back grew heavier, drawing your body closer to his. 

You pulled your head back, him following your movements, and stared deeply into his eyes for a second. The moment you two locked eyes, he knew the jig was up. Spencer knew you could see right through him, and he knew that even if you weren’t there to witness what he had, you saw it replaying over and over in his eyes.

“You must be tired, let’s get you to bed.” Your words shocked him at first. Usually, the people in his life would ask insistent questions on his mental well-being, and while they were greatly appreciated, Spencer was never one to open up when asked to.

You, however, didn’t meddle, you didn’t push. You simply gave him a place to feel safe as you two settled under the duvet together, never letting go of one another even for a second. You held the back of his head, slowly brushing your fingers through his curls as he laid against your chest. Your fingers were medicinal to him, softly taking away the pain and violence of the day, and replacing it with security, comfort, love.

“No one’s ever been that excited to see me before, let alone knew how to take care of me the way you did. I just,” Spencer trailed off and looked towards our bedroom, where you stirred in your sleep looking for him. “You’re about to wake up and wonder where I went. Now you know what I was doing in “the bathroom” for 30 minutes actually meant. Alright, see you next video, love bug.”

The screen cut to Spencer obviously holding the phone close to his chest, the only thing in frame the space where his shoulder and neck met. The soft chords of the start of Vienna by Billy Joel can be heard from outside the room he was in. 

“Okay, I’m gonna have to sneak up on you. I’m sorry in advance.” 

Spencer finally addressed the camera. As the Spencer on the TV quietly left his position in what you could only assume was your bedroom, you looked over at your very real Spencer softly smiling at the TV.

When he caught your stare, he said “Watch, this is my favorite part.” Turning back to the TV, you watched as Spencer carefully tiptoed to the living room, placing the camera to lean against the vase in the middle of the dinner table to face the kitchen.

In the kitchen, you watched yourself very poorly sing along with Billy Joel using a whisk that you just got done washing as a microphone. The blush that crept up your neck and to your cheeks with embarrassment still felt the same as it did that day.

You hadn’t heard Spencer sneak up on you, not until he was right behind you and let out a soft chuckle at a note you missed. Spencer had never seen someone jump out of their skin as much as you did when he made his presence known. 

“Jesus Spencer, you scared me!” You yelled before a smile crept up your face. You couldn’t help it, even in the most embarrassing times, not when Spencer looked at you like that.

“Sorry, love bug. Although, I didn’t mean for you to stop the show.” At that you hit his chest with the whisk/microphone, both of you laughing fully now. “Come here.”

Spencer took your hand, pulling you softly to his chest where you laid your head to his heart. Wrapping his hand around your waist, the two of you started to slowly sway to the music. You both were incredibly offbeat to Vienna, but listening to Spencer’s heart, you realized that the tempo you were dancing at matched up. Unbeknownst to you, due to the adrenaline of being scared, Spencer could feel your heartbeat on his abdomen, and was swaying to that.

You didn’t know how long you stayed like that, dancing to the in sync beat of each other’s hearts.

The clip of you dancing however only lasted 10 more seconds as the next scene of Spencer bundled up for the fall played. You had met Spencer during the fall, and fell in love with the way the red, yellow and orange leaves contrasted against his honey eyes. This clip was no different.

“Hey, love bug. I’m on my way to deliver this coffee to you in between classes, but I had to stop so I can show you my new friends I’ve made along the way.”

The camera panned down to 4 little ducklings surrounding Spencer’s converse, most of them just waddling around, but one was insistently pecking at the rubber toe of his left shoe. Spencer pointed at the little deviant and said ‘that’s you’ before bringing the camera back up to his face.

“I may have made the mistake of feeding them the fruit I was bringing you, which reminds me I should probably go get you more. I don’t think you’ll be mad though. How could you? Look how cute they are! I kind of want to take them home, but I definitely know that’ll make you mad. Anyways, I just wanted to show off that you’re not always the animal person in this relationship. See you soon, love bug.”

“Oh my god, Spencer. That was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen, but to confirm your thoughts, yes, I would’ve been mad,” you stated, the giddy smile never leaving your face, and giggles spreading themselves through your words.

“I know, I know. They belong in the wild,” he said back, holding up his free hand in faux defeat.

A new scene presented itself to you, this one being Spencer setting up the camera on the bathroom sink while brushing his teeth. You knew you were approaching by the music slowly getting louder.

You entered you and Spencer’s shared bathroom, Don’t Go Breaking My Heart by Elton John playing out of your phone. He was brushing his teeth, and you followed suit, not stopping the small dancing as you did.

You looked at Spencer, and started moving side to side, your free hand grabbing the crook of his elbow to join you. Looking in the mirror expectedly, you watched Spencer look up at the ceiling before joining you, a smile on his face.

Slowly, the two of you fell into a rhythm to the beat of Elton John, making funny faces to each other in the mirror as you did so.

You reached out fully to lean your head on Spencer’s shoulder as you watched.

The scene on the TV shifted once again to show a very flustered you standing in front of the TV with Citizen Kane paused. Your hair was in a messy bun, and you were sporting one of Spencer’s old Caltech t-shirts, and fuzzy black pants with little pumpkins printed everywhere.

Spencer was also wearing the same fuzzy pants.

“Spence, I’m gonna sound crazy here,” you sprinting off the couch after pausing the film you were currently trying to study for your film analysis class. 

“You’re not off to a great start here,” Spencer laughed out. Spencer once told you that no matter what he thought about a book or film, he wanted to listen to you ramble about it for hours. The first thing he fell in love with about you was the way you challenged his thinking, expanding his mind to the possibilities of learning about the difference between production design and cinematography. You taught him something that no class, book or person could ever.

Your mouth dropped open, an over exaggerated gasp leaving your lips, your hand meeting your chest softly. 

“Meanie.” Spencer and you chuckled at the antics, and when the laughs died down, you continued. “Here me out, though.”

And from there, you went into a deep dive about the unreliable narrator, and how it affects camera placement in the scene you two just watched. 

“Oh my god. I talk that fast?” You asked Spencer, who just let a breathy laugh out at your realization.

“Don’t worry, I think it’s adorable,” he whispered the last part, the smile on his face turning from one of hilarity to one full of love.

30 seconds into your rant, you realize the phone he was attempting to hide close to his lap. Your eyes flicked between the camera that was pointed at you, and Spencer, who’s face filled with confusion as to why you stopped talking.

“Are you recording me?” You asked, a smile never leaving your face. Oh no, he’d been caught. Spencer has to think of a believable excuse, and quick.

“Uh, yeah, sorry, I just uh... I figured instead of you trying to write it down later, you’d want all your notes now.” Perfect!

“Damn, that was good,” you said, nodding softly at his swiftness. You couldn’t be mad he lied, how could you when the truth was this beautiful?

“I know, right? I came up with it on the spot,” Spencer joked with you. As if TV Spencer knew he was interrupting a moment, a throat clearing came from the video. The Spencer you saw was from 3 days ago, and was sitting in his car in what looked to be the Quantico parking garage.

“Hi, love bug. I’m days away from showing you this, and I still don’t know what to say. I hope the me you’re with now has figured it out. So, uh, yeah. That’s it. Uh, take it away, future Spencer. Actually, you’d be present Spenc-” The video cut off, courtesy of Penelope Garcia.

“Y/N,” Spencer started, turning to face a very emotional you fully. “I still haven’t found the right words. None of them could express my love for you, and perfect doesn’t come close to describing you. I know you have a thing for supporting evidence, and I think I just provided a lot to prove that the best thing to ever happen in my life is you.” You let out a small giggle, the tears welling in your eyes breaking free. “Oh no, if you cry, then I’m going to.”

You let out a full laugh now as Spencer wiped the tears falling down your cheeks before continuing.

“Before you, I was reckless. I didn’t care what happened as long as I did something to help. Now, I have a reason to be careful, a reason to care. I can’t do that to you, and if I’m going to spend the rest of my life with you, I need to live.”

You inhaled softly as Spencer reached into the pocket of his pants, taking your hand in his.

“Which brings me to my question,” he said with a small smile and cocked his head. Slowly, he dropped down to one knee in front of you.

“Y/N Y/L/N, will you marry me?” Spencer opened the velvet box to reveal a simple silver band with a square cut diamond delicately placed on top.

“Spencer Reid, yes. I will marry you.”

With shaky fingers, he slid the ring on your fingers, the fit perfect. You couldn’t wait any longer, and grabbed his face in your hands to pull his lips to yours. Your lips molded together in perfect harmony, lulling you deeper into Spencer’s embrace. 

“I love you,” you whispered against his lips.

“I love you, too,” Spencer answered, only pulling back far enough to mumble before kissing you again.

Note to self: thank Penelope Garcia.

____

Join a taglist here Tell me your thoughts on this fic here Have a request? Send it in here

Taglist: @the-girl-who-writes-fanfiction @haylaansmi @masumiyetimziyanoldu @cielo1984 @rexorangecouny @username2002 @calm-and-doctor @pieceofried @mermaidshmari @missyoumaybank @everythingbutnormal @seasonfivereid @no-honey-no @muffin-cup

[handsomelyhiddleston]

The Cabin - Tom Hiddleston x Curvy Reader (Part 2/3)

Part 1

You woke up as the movie credits were scrolling. The kiddos were all still asleep strewn about the den. Looking at the clock, you realized it was about lunch time.

Walking into the kitchen, you saw Lisa sorting out the food that needed to go to the grill while one of Chris’ sisters was working on making some side dishes. “Anything I can help with?” You walked to the coffee maker to make a second cup of coffee.

“I think we’ve got everything sorted” Lisa answered. “Can you bring these out to the guys?” She was holding a large tin pan full of hot dogs, hamburgers, and veggie burgers.

“Of course.” You answered, holding your coffee in a way that let you grab the pan. “Do you mind opening the door?”

Chris’ sister hurried to the door, sliding it open.

“Thank you” you said, heading down the wooden deck to where the guys were sat by the grill.

“Look who’s awake” Chris teased, jogging to you to take the pan.

“I have to say, I needed that nap.” You laughed, following Chris to the grill.

“Are the kids still passed out?” Scott asked, watching you take a seat next to Tom. Chris started grilling the food.

“Yup” you answered. “I restarted the movie so they’d have the background noise.”

“Aren’t you cold?” Tom asked, seeing you were still in your fuzzy socks and sweater.

You shrugged, sipping your coffee. “I’m good for now. Anyone know what the plans are for the rest of the day?”

“Food. Probably hit the store in a bit. I think jetlag is gonna hit everyone harder than they think” Chris laughed.

“We should go get stuff for drinks after lunch” Scott suggested.

“I’m in. We should get a list from your mom of anything else she thinks we’ll need right away” you replied.

“Do you mind if I tag along?” Tom asked, looking between you and Scott.

“Of course, not” you answered, shivering a bit as the cold soaked through your sweater.

“Scott, can you go grab a pan for the cooked meat” Chris asked.

“Sure thing” Scott answered, getting up.

“Can you grab the blanket by the door?” you called out as he walked towards the cabin.

“God, do I have to do everything around here” Scott teased in a dramatic voice, making the rest of you laugh.

“Would you like my jacket?” Tom asked as you took another sip of your coffee.

You turned to look at him and shook your head no, a soft smile on your face.

When your gaze lingered a bit longer than one would call socially acceptable, Tom’s cheeks turned pink. “Do I have something on my face?”

You laughed. “No, you’re just…hear me out…like, if I were to write a perfect gentleman into whatever story I’m writing…I think that’s you…you check all of the boxes.”

Tom smiled and cleared his throat. “If I may ask, is that a compliment or are you trying to gently inform me that I’m incredibly boring.”

Chris let out a loud laugh, which prompted both of you to laugh. “I meant it as the highest compliment” you assured him.

“Well, in that case, I’m extremely flattered.” Tom replied, lifting his arm and prompting you to fill the small gap between the two of you. When you’d scooted against his side, he wrapped his arm around your shoulders.

When Scott returned, he tossed the blanket over both of your laps, going to stand by the grill with Chris. By the way they would take turns glancing back at you and Tom, you assumed they were talking about you.

“Chris mentioned that you do some sort of writing or consulting outside of your books.” Tom said, simply wanting to get to know you better.

You laughed, knowing that it drove Chris crazy not knowing what else you did for work. “Well, that’s accurate.”

“Is it safe to assume you won’t tell me what it is?” Tom smirked.

“I mean, never say never” you replied, looking up at Tom.

“Well, if I can’t know what else you do for work, what do you do for fun?” He continued, the two of you chatting until it was time to go inside to eat.

It felt good to have the cabin full of people. Chris’ family and a few of their family friends, including you and Tom, spent the next hour eating, laughing, and telling embarrassing stories about each other as you do when you’ve got the whole family together.

You were banished from the kitchen when you’d tried to help with the dishes. “You and the boys go do your shopping, we’ll clean up” Lisa said, handing you a short list and shooing you away.

“Now I know where Chris gets his stubbornness” you teased, hearing Lisa laugh as you left the kitchen.

You climbed the stairs, stopping at Chris and Tom’s rooms, both of them sitting in Chris’ room with Scott. “You guys ready to go?”

“Just waiting for you” Scott replied.

“Let me grab my jacket and my shoes and I’ll meet you guys’ downstairs.” When you made it outside, Chris already had your SUV started, letting the heating warm up.

“Mind if I drive?” he hollered out the window.

You shook your head no, walking around to the side of the truck and climbing into the back seat next to Tom. Scott was sat up front in the passenger seat. “I’ve got the list from your mom.”

“Then we are ready to rock n roll” Chris said, looking in the various mirrors to make sure it was safe to back-up.

Chris drove around the town for a while. He drove down a few scenic roads showing Tom the beautiful landmarks. When he saw a perfect, untouched patch of snow he insisted the four of you make snow angels. Of course, he made sure to get a picture of everyone laying in their angel.

Next stop was the liquor store. You pushed the cart around with Tom as Scott and Chris added various bottles and pre-made beverages to the cart.

“Y/n!” you heard Scott call from a few aisles over.

“Yes?” you laughed, looking to see if he was going to pop around the corner.

“Do you have a beer pong table?” It was Chris’ voice you heard this time.

You and Tom laughed at the brothers. “No” you answered.

“If I had to bet, I’d say that you’re about to be the proud owner of a brand-new beer pong table.” Tom laughed, walking with you towards the front of the store.

When you rounded the corner, you saw the brothers walking towards you. Scott had a fold-up beer pong table in his hands and Chris had two cases of White Claw and a bag of red solo cups in his.

“White Claw?” you laughed.

“Less calories than beer means that I have to spend less time at the gym while I’m here.” Chris replied, putting everything in the cart. “Speaking of, Tom do you want to work out with me in the mornings?”

“Absolutely” Tom replied. “I was a bit nervous to go running with all of the ice and snow.”

“I’d be more worried about the bears” you said, watching his eyes go wide.

“Now I’m extra glad that I didn’t try to run this morning” Tom said, following you as you pushed your cart to the front of store checkout. Chris pulled his card out before you could even offer to pay.

Next stop was the grocery store.

As Chris and Scott gathered the things on their mother’s shopping list, you took Tom to the baking aisle. “You mentioned that your family bakes when everyone gets together.”

“I did.” Tom smiled as he continued. “My mother and my sisters are usually baking some sort of sweet.”

“Well…” You gestured to the various options laid out in front of you. “What do you want to bake?”

“Really?” Tom asked, looking over at you.

“We can make pretty much anything” you answered. “I mean, unless you don’t want to.”

“No, no. I do.” Tom replied, swallowing back a bit of emotion. “I just…I know we really only just met so you have no way of knowing any of the craziness that has been going on in my life.”

You could sense a bit of hesitation in Tom so you reached out and grabbed one of his hands in yours.

Tom smiled, his eyes watering a touch. “And I’m not complaining, I promise you. I’m grateful that I’ve been afforded so many opportunities. I just…I only got to see my family for 4 days all last year. Home is the one place I feel like I can completely be myself and relax and…Well, when I found out I wasn’t going to see my family on the one break I have for the next three months, I didn’t expect…”

When he stopped talking, you slid your arms around his middle, pulling him into a hug.

“I apologize.” He said, wrapping his arms around you. “I’m sure a simple ‘thank you’ would have been a much more eloquent response.”

You could feel a light laugh rumble in his chest. “Don’t apologize.” You loosened your arms a bit to pull back from the hug.

Tom’s arms held you against himself for a moment before letting you go. “What is your favorite thing to bake?” he asked you.

You thought for a moment before answering. “Cookies.”

“Then I’d love to bake cookies with you” he replied, turning towards the various bags of chocolate chips.

“FYI” you said, grabbing a small bag of sugar and flour.

“Yes?” he put two different types of chocolate chips in the basket.

“I think anything you say in that accent sounds eloquent.” You pushed the cart further down the aisle to grab the oil. You could hear Tom laugh behind you.

“I’ll have to remember that.”

When the four of you got back to the car, Chris recommended picking up pizza for dinner since you guys had been gone a few hours.

“Just text your mom to make sure she isn’t already working on something.” You replied

When Chris got the green light on his pizza plans from Lisa, he placed the order over the phone and you guys picked it up on the way back to the cabin.

As everybody dug into the pizza, you took your baking supplies to the kitchen to tuck them away. You wanted to make sure that no one else used them before you could bake the cookies with Tom. Deciding to catch up on your work emails, you grabbed a slice of pizza and headed upstairs to your room. Sat at your desk with your headphones blasting your favorite music, you started replying to potential project proposals and questions your publishers had about your next works.

Because of your headphones, you didn’t hear Tom walk into your room about a half hour later. As he walked up to your desk, he was calling out your name not realizing you couldn’t hear him.

Standing behind your chair, he glanced at one of your computer screens, understanding what you’d been doing since you’d disappeared. What he didn’t expect, though, was what project you were currently emailing about.

See, most of the people that knew you as an author knew you wrote books in the same category as Hunger Games or Beautiful Creatures…Well, having the ability to hide completely behind an anonymous pen name let you venture into some projects that you deemed a bit more…fun? Maybe spicy is the right word.

Feeling bad for accidentally snooping, Tom put his hand on your shoulder to get your attention, scaring the absolute shit out of you. You threw your headphones off and turned in your chair, your heart going a million miles an hour.

Tom was stood there trying not to laugh. “I’m so sorry.”

“OH, dear god” you laughed, laying your hand over your heart and leaning back in your chair. “You about gave me a heart attack.”

“I was meant to come and tell you the brothers want to play beer pong, but I think they can wait a bit longer.” Tom said with a grin on his face.

You tilted your head to the side, confused as to what Tom meant. “That sounds both ominous and sexy” you laughed.

Tom chuckled and turned your chair back to face your computer. “Mind telling me what project you’ve got coming up?”

“Now it makes more sense” you continued laughing. On your screen was the proposed cover of your new book in an email you were replying to. You leaned your chair back so you were looking at Tom upside down. “You sure you can handle it?”

“I’m a bit offended that you think I can’t” Tom answered.

“You asked for it” you replied, standing up and walking over to your door. Sliding the lock in place, you walked to your closet, turning to Tom. “You coming?”

Tom opened his mouth to speak and paused, choosing to simply nod and follow.

Walking to the back of your closet, you pushed your clothes to the side and opened another door. This was your writing room. Specifically, for your ‘adult’ books.

You’d covered the walls in inspiration, essentially. In addition to your mainstream ‘young adult’ or ‘new adult’ novels, you wrote adult books…erotica…but your books were very inclusive. They featured various orientations, gendered pairings, gender identities, ethnicities, body shapes, body sizes, and various forms of being differently abled. Your walls were covered in artwork that featured real bodies in all of their various forms.

“So, this is your secret career?” Tom asked, looking at all of the various things hung on the walls.

“One of them” you answered, opening a cabinet full of dozens of books.

As Tom sorted through them, he understood your niche. “I think this is brilliant” he said, staring at you with an eye crinkling smile.

“Thanks” you replied, feeling your cheeks warm. “I don’t know how I thought you were going to react, but that definitely wasn’t it.”

“I mean it” he replied, continuing to look at the various books. “I love storytelling. Obviously, it’s a huge reason why I pursued acting. I love literature and music and many other various forms of art but acting has been my passion for so long. It’s only now that I’m realizing how narrow of a range that I’m personally capable of expressing.”

“Hey, that’s not true” you replied.

“That came out wrong” Tom turned to you. “What I meant to say was that as an actor I will never be able to personally tell many of these stories. Sex aside, obviously.” Tom lightly laughed.

“The only reason I was able to tell a lot of them was because I talked to and got to know people that had little to no representation IN these kinds of stories.” You pulled out a box of letters and printed emails. “When I started writing these books, I wrote for women that looked like me. Bigger women are rarely cast as the romantic lead, in literature or on screen. When we are, we have to go through some stupid ‘worthless to worthy’ journey where a ‘special kind of man’ swoops in to complete us and convince us we deserve love. We’re never just allowed to happily exist AND have a happy ever after.”

When you turned to look at Tom, he caught you off guard by roughly pressing his lips against yours as his hands held either side of your face. When he pulled back, his hands lingered a moment longer. “I do apologize. I couldn’t help myself.” He cleared his throat and turned back to the box you had pulled out. “Please, go on.”

You stared at him a moment longer, trying to gather your thoughts before turning back to the letters. “What I was saying before you so delightfully interrupted me…” You glanced at him, seeing him lick his bottom lip as he smiled. “Under my pen name, I run a page online. People send me their personal stories, fantasies, questions, worries…These people come in more than just various shapes and sizes. Some of them are in wheelchairs or are not as able bodied as you and me. I have a woman with Tourette’s who shares stories about her sex life and romantic life with her wife while living with her various tics. I just saw that someone started a new forum for people who have had mastectomies. When I go to write a story that represents something I can’t personally speak to, I talk to those that can. I get permission to even attempt to represent them. Sex is the easiest part of these to write. I feel responsible to do right by them and to translate the truth of their experience into a bit of romantic escapism. If they want to, everyone should be able to find characters they can relate to.”

“I think that what you’ve done is really, quite incredible.” Tom complimented you.

“Thank you” you replied, chuckling. “It’s weird getting compliments for essentially writing porn.”

Tom laughed, turning one of the books over in his hand. “Am I allowed to read any of them?”

“Go for it” you replied. “You just cannot tell Chris about any of this. At all. Pinky promise?” You extended your pinky towards Tom.

With a very serious face, Tom hooked his pinky in yours and answered. “I wouldn’t dare.”

“We should probably go downstairs. Chris and Scott are probably wondering why the hell we’re taking so long” you laughed, walking out of your writing room.

Tom turned to grab a book before following you out, closing the door on his way. “I’m going to tuck this in my bag in my room.”

“I’ll meet you down there.” When you got to the bottom of the stairs, you saw Scott and Chris practicing their aim with no beer in the cups. “Who against who?”

“Us against you two, obviously” Chris answered, Scott switching to stand on the same side of the table as Chris.

“Oh, it’s like that?” you laughed, opening two of the cans and filling your cups.

“You guys don’t stand a chance” Scott added. “Has Tom ever even played beer pong?”

“I have, actually” he answered, coming down the stairs.

“Then let’s see what you got!” Chris teased, acting like a total frat boy.

The four of you played quite a few rounds before your lack of sleep and buzz from the alcohol finally got the better of you.

“I’m calling it quits” you said, covering your mouth as you yawned.

“I should probably go to bed too since I’m setting an alarm for 6 am to go work out” Chris pouted, letting his head fall back.

“I’ll set mine as well” Tom added.

“You guys are so boring” Scott teased, starting to clean up the cups.

You grabbed the cups from yours and Tom’s side as well as all of the empty cans and started walking towards the kitchen to throw them away.

“I’ll grab those” Tom said, taking the cups from Scott and following you into the kitchen.

You dumped the cups and cans in the trash and turned to see Tom walking in with the rest of them. “Thanks.”

Tom dropped the cups into the trash and turned to you. “About earlier…”

“About that…” you smiled, half asleep and tipsy. You loosely wrapped your arms around Tom’s middle. “Want to explain yourself?”

Tom chuckled. “I think my actions were self-explanatory.” He placed one hand on your cheek, the other pushing your hair out of your face.

“I don’t know” you teased. “I think I need further explanation.”

“Explanation or demonstration?” Tom asked, his thumb brushing against your bottom lip.

You pretended to be considering the two options for only a few seconds before his lips were against yours again.

“Y/n!” Scott called. You could hear him and Chris talking just around the corner.

You felt like two teenagers being caught by parents. You and Tom broke apart, both scrambling to be pretending to do something else. He ended up pulling the trash bag out of the bin and tying it up even though it could clearly hold more trash and you ended up unloading the dishwasher.

“What happened to going to bed?” Chris asked, confused as to why you two were doing chores.

“I’m going” you replied. “I just didn’t want your mom to have to do this in the morning.”

“Well then you should have asked for help” Chris replied, helping you finish unloading the dishes. Scott started wiping down the counters and refilled the paper towels. Tom tried to hide the smirk on his face as he took the trash to the outside bin, but he wasn’t doing a very good job of it.

“Okay, that’s it. I’m going to bed for real this time” you said, putting the last glass away.

When you woke up the next morning you could hear someone in your shower. Part of you hoped that maybe Tom had come up to use yours since him and Chris would both want to shower after coming back from the gym.

“Good morning, sunshine.” Chris said, interrupting your short daydream about a very sweaty Tom walking into your room after working out.

“Oh, it’s just you” you teased him, turning over and snuggling back into your bed.

“Damn, someone woke up in a mood” Chris teased back, walking toward your bed with a towel wrapped around his bottom half. “You hoping it was someone else?”

“A girl can dream” you turned over to smirk at him.

“Are you two a thing?” He asked, dropping down to lay in your bed.

“I don’t know” you answered honestly.

“Do you like him?” Chris continued, laughing when you blushed.

“I mean, I haven’t exactly gotten to know everything about him, but I think he’s kind of great.” You replied.

“Well, for what it’s worth I approve” he said, rolling back out of your bed and heading downstairs to get dressed.

Part 3

[honorguk]

dating ➔ lee felix

» navigation | REQUESTED 

what it’s like to date felix from stray kids (based on my assumptions)

──────✱*.｡:｡✱*.:｡✧*.｡✰*.:｡✧*.｡:｡*.｡✱ ──────

─ • OVERALL:

“honey! i made you cookies!” (this is expected obviously)

does a lot of grandiose yet still secret gestures, like order flowers to your door without telling you 

cuddles !!! holy crap i can’t stress this enough !!!

your relationship is so affectionate and romantic - it’s actually a kdrama, with a tad more westernization

*you obsessing over his silky voice* 

“y/n? are you listening?” “sorry, what? say it again, babe, i couldn’t quite hear..”

looooves stroking your hair and playing with it

he’ll even make you sit down on the floor as he’s above you on the couch and will braid or brush your hair as you guys watch a movie

and you’ll paint his nails and do face masks and all of that

you guys were best friends before being lovers, and that’s always been visible in your relationship

you’d be talking shit about the same people, too, and it would get soooo dramatic

“do you even know what she said to me today?” you’d say as you stood up from the couch and raised your arms

“what did she say?” felix sat at the edge of his seat with widened eyes as he awaited your response

can’t go to sleep unless you’re with him (which makes sleeping on tour incredibly hard)

helps you with your revision and homework if you’re in school, and helps you to sort emails and paperwork if you’re older than that

you’d come to his practices with bags of food for all the boys and they’d cheer

you’re the literal mom of the group

and you’re in the stray kids group chats too

honestly your relationship is so wholesome and sweet and gentle with just enough playfulness and passion that it’s such an ideal example for everyone else

─ • DATES YOU GO ON:

prefers the typical late night Netflix session since he barely has any time to lounge, and prefers to lounge with you

or you go out to get takeaway from a nearby kebab place or something, fully in your sweats and jumpers 

rarely it’s a fancy outing, but when it happens, he wears a white dress shirt that you always end up in at the end of the night 

but yeah, video game competitions, snacks, and fuzzy socks

bro like a grocery shopping trip is a date (he’ll make you ride the shopping cart and film you fall over and then ditch the isle in laughter) 

(but he will come pick you up afterwards and pretend to fall to lessen the embarrassment)

(because he cares)

─ • PET NAMES:

“babyyy” “sweetieeee” a lot of those sweet little nicknames that really make your heart thump

also a lot of ‘love’ and ‘sweetheart’

i see you calling him ‘kitten’ often which he secretly adored but it makes him blush every time

he has you in his phone as ‘sweetheart <3’ which is just so gay and so cute 

─ • WHILE ON TOUR:

honestly, the kid’s so focused on work he barely had time to pick up his phone :( 

he tries his best to respond to everything, but he really, really can’t

yet, that means that when he comes back home from tour the time spent together will be so much more special (you two lowkey love missing each other)

he will buy so many little gifts and souvenirs and keep a few stray posters and merchandise pieces he found for when he greets you again

the company allowed him to talk to you on the V-Live app since that’s when you’d tune in for sure, and he would have full blown conversations with you just through chat (or try to)

that’s also when when people found out you two were a thing, and the internet went crazy, but that’s a different story

but yeah, tour felix is on constant ‘do not disturb’ mode, but i promise you that he misses you every passing second

─ • ARGUING/MAKING UP:

felix HATES to argue and so do you, especially since he has the tendency to make faces and roll his eyes a LOT

“felix, could you please stop being so childish?” “only if you do it first” - you see what i’m talking about?

he does try to be reasonable but often fails, so arguments could get out of hand

they don’t happen often but there are times where you find yourself being sassy and shady for a minute or so, then forget about it

very pouty and whiny if it’s not that serious, but that can easily turn to groans and exclamations if the boy gets riled up

can say things he doesn’t mean because he’s still learning how to balance and compromise and understand

but the way you’ll make up is usually by felix coming to you first

whether you’ve come to visit his practice room or you’re just chilling on the couch, felix will solemnly walk towards you and pressing his forehead against your shoulder, waiting for you to hug him

if you don’t, he knew he fucked up, but most times you do, and then you’ll talk it out

gosh he’s so scared to lose you please don’t leave ;(

─ • NSFW:

in my eyes, the boy’s a switch

could go from soft to hard, dom to sub, whines to growls at any time but mostly based on your commands and preferences for the night

once he���s done he’ll often collapse on you, out of breath, and you guys would just lie there for a bit, enjoying the weight and contact of your bodies in heat

he’s the type to take off and put on your clothes back on you, but very very gently 

would also bring up water and a shirt of his as part of aftercare

also very down for experiments (daddy/mommy, pet play, bondage, blindfolds, ice cubes...you name it)

loves being a sub though (and will probably let you peg him let’s be honest here)

(and maid dresses)

(and cat ears and leashes and stockings and skirts)

would also hold your hand throughout

DEFINITELY has a sadistic side!! you’ve seen his smirks on stage? how feisty he is with the members??? it’s very deep down and he barely knows it's there himself but it is there

equally masochistic, his eyes are begging for you to slap him

if you’re asking for it, and have really gotten on his nerves that day, he’ll degrade you with “my dumb little pup” and “nothing but a cumslut” “all you are is a toy”

but of course, at the end he’ll say he didn’t mean it, even though you already know that

wouldn’t end the night without telling you how much he loves you while cradling you in his arms whilst falling asleep

[marauderundercover]

Taking Chances Ch. 18: Girl’s Night (Heroes/Villains)

AO3

Prev

First

Teleporting back into her room in Gotham, Marinette flops onto her bed. Passing Kaalki sugar cubes and Tikki a cookie, she suppresses the urge to scream into her pillow. She was sick and tired of Hawkmoth. Sick and tired of being the one who has to fix everything. She just wanted one week with no Hawkmoth, no akuma attacks. But no. Of course not. Of course he just had to send out a stupid akuma every single day. Because why not. How’re people supposed to know he’s still being the main villain of Paris if he takes a freaking day off? Once she finds out who he is, she’s going to punch him in his stupid face. A knock on her door pulls her from her plotting ways to get back at Hawkmoth. 

“Come in.” She sighs, sitting up and forcing a tired smile on her face. 

“Marinette, your father wanted-” Selina starts, pausing as she looks her over. “Come on kitten, we’re having a girls day.” She says. Marinette raises an eyebrow. Sure she’d met Selina before, but they hadn’t really hung out yet. 

“What?” She asks. 

“You look exhausted and angry, sweetheart. Spending too much time with these boys isn’t going to help. So you’re gonna grab anything you need for an overnight trip and we’re going to go watch movies and eat junk food til we’re sick.” Selina instructs. Marinette grins, jumping up and shoving stuff into her backpack. She puts Kaalki’s glasses into her purse and lets her and Tikki fly in before she turns to Selina. 

“Ready!” She says, practically bouncing up and down in excitement. It’d been ages since she’d had a girls day with anyone. She was so ready to just take a break and be silly. 

“Well come on then. Harley and Ivy are going to adore you.” Selina says, slinging her arm around Marinette’s shoulders. Somehow, they manage to not see anyone on the way to Selina’s car. Which is weird, but it is a weekday so everyone probably had something to do besides sit around the manor. Pulling away from the manor, Selina flips on the radio, the new Jagged Stone song blasting full volume.

“Nice taste in music.” Marinette says with a wide grin. Selina smirks. 

“I have to like the man at least a little, his designer is one of my kids after all.” She says. Marinette smiles, a warm feeling flooding through her. Selina didn’t have to accept her with open arms, she didn’t have to treat her like she was her own daughter. But she did, and Marinette was so thankful for that. Thankful that even so far away from her Maman, she still had a Mom there for her. The two nod along to the music, scream singing the chorus together as the car pulls to a stop in front of an apartment building. Marinette glances at the building, suddenly nervous. Would Harley and Ivy like her? Or would they just tolerate her for Selina. 

“Don’t make yourself nervous, sweetheart. Harley and Ivy are two of the sweetest people I know. They’re gonna love you.” Selina says reassuringly, reaching over and squeezing Marinette’s shoulder. Marinette lets out a breath before nodding. 

“Okay, let’s go.” She says, grabbing her bag and jumping out of the car. She follows closely behind Selina, not wanting to give anyone the chance to get between them. You could never be too careful in Gotham. They walk into the building and go straight into the elevator, Selina pushing the button and leaning up against the wall while they wait. Marinette bounces on the balls of her feet, excitement and nerves bundling together. The second the elevator stops, Marinette’s out, following Selina down the hall. She pulls out a key, winking at Marinette before turning and unlocking the door. 

“Honey, I’m home!” She calls, and Marinette’s jaw drops. The apartment was quite literally covered in plants and vines. They were beautiful. She grins as one of the vines near her leans towards her, a small flower blooming at the end of it. 

“And who did you bring with you?” A tall woman with red hair asks, walking into the room. The designer inside of Marinette instantly has a million questions about the woman’s outfit. It seemed to be made entirely of plants, but she could also tell that they were still alive. She had no idea how the woman had managed that, but she guessed that it was something that couldn’t be replicated for someone else. 

“I’m Marinette. Nice to meet you!” She says with a wide smile. The woman, who Marinette assumes is Ivy, grins back. 

“Nice to meet you, Flower. I see you’ve already made a friend.” She says, gesturing to the vine which was now wrapped around Marinette’s wrist. Marinette giggles. 

“Well, I was hoping they liked me and that’s what this was. I have a garden back in Paris, and I’d hate to find out plants actually hate me.” She says. Ivy shakes her head. 

“No worries there. They adore you, it’s a little odd if I’m honest.” Ivy says, dodging Selina who tries to flick her. 

“Did I hear Selina?” Another voice asks, a short blonde woman walking into the room. Her hair was short and choppy, the small pigtails at the top of her head dyed pink. Marinette grinned at the woman’s outfit- a Gotham Amusement Pier t-shirt, Batman pajama pants, and hot pink fuzzy socks. She wondered if her dad knows that Harley Quinn has Batman pj pants….probably not. 

“Yes, with a guest.” Selina says, plopping onto the couch and gesturing over to Marinette, who was still standing by her new vine friend. 

“Hi! I’m Marinette, it’s nice to meet you.” She says, smiling and waving with her free hand. Ivy whispers something and the vine squeezes a bit before letting go, letting her move away from the door. 

“Well aren’t ya just the cutest!” Harley squeals, running forward and giving her a big hug. “Didjya finally join your boytoy’s adopting habits?” Harley adds, still clutching onto Marinette. Selina snorts. 

“No, he beat me to her. But she’s definitely mine, too.” She says, making Marinette’s face turn red. Harley coos at her, ruffling her hair before stepping back. 

“So what brings ya here? Get annoyed with Bats already?” Harley asks. Marinette blinks in shock. Harley knows? She thinks about it for a minute, and realizes it just makes sense. They’d been fighting long enough and then he started his relationship with Selina, who was one of Harley’s best friends. It just made sense that Harley (who was extremely smart) would put two and two together. 

“No, just thought that Mari could use a girl’s day. She’s been stuck with just the boys for over a week.” Selina explains. Harley gasps. 

“The horror!” She says, making Marinette giggle. “Come on pumpkin, I’ve got the comfiest jammies ever. Oooo, and we can paint our nails! Ivy, find the movies, Selina, you’re on snacks. This is gonna be so much fun!” Harley orders, grabbing Marinette’s hand and tugging her along to one of the bedrooms, Selina’s laugh echoing throughout the apartment. 

“I did bring pjs, ma’am.” Marinette says, once Harley stops tugging her and starts searching through a drawer. 

“Bet that can’t be comfier than the ones I’ve got for ya! And call me Harley kiddo, or Auntie Harley if ya wanna.” She says, looking up from the drawer to smile widely. She looks back and cheers in victory, pulling out a pair of bright red pajama pants. Marinette snorts when she notices the logo all over the pants. 

“Really?” She asks, giggling. Harley smirks. 

“We’ll have to take a picture of us and send it to your old man. Really get ‘im riled up.” She says. Marinette nods excitedly, taking the Robin pants from Harley. This was gonna be awesome. 

---

Bruce sighs, looking at the news report from Paris from earlier. The damned butterflies were hard to track. He was used to figuring out problems quickly, and this one was taking too long for comfort. It wouldn’t bother him as much if it was anywhere else, but it was directly impacting his daughter. She was being hurt daily, and she’d even died and now she was plagued with nightmares. All because of a man with some magic jewelry. God, he hated magic. A knock on the study door stirs him from his thoughts. 

“Come in.” He says.

“Hey B, have you seen Mari? I was gonna ask her if she wanted to go get ice cream with me and Little D.” Dick asks, leaning against the door frame, Damian standing next to him with his arms crossed.

“Not since breakfast. There was another akuma attack earlier, but it wasn’t a bad one. She wasn’t injured.” He says, remembering the completely strange battle from earlier. It was some man with pigeons, and apparently this was the 34th time the man had been akumatized over pigeons. 

“Did you not check her room after the battle?” Damian asks, eyebrow quirked. Bruce sighs. 

“It was the pigeon one again. I assumed that she’d want to take a nap, if anything. She still hasn’t been sleeping well. Tim said she’s awake every morning when he comes up for coffee, whether it’s three or five, she’s up.” Bruce explains, frowning at the thought of his youngest daughter’s sleep habits. He certainly didn’t need another sleep deprived coffee addict like Tim. It wasn’t healthy. 

“Well I already checked her room. She wasn’t there.” Dick says, and Bruce frowns, pulling out his phone to send a text to Tim and call Jason. One of them had to have seen her. She never left the house without telling one of the family, unless it was for a battle. 

“What.” Jason says gruffly, Bruce is just grateful he answered. Up until a couple of months ago, Jason would have rather thrown his phone in the river than answer one of Bruce’s calls. 

“Have you seen Marinette?” He asks, getting straight to the point.

“No? Why? What’s wrong?” Jason asks, and Bruce hears shuffling as Jason rushes around wherever it is he is. 

“Nothing. I’ll call you back.” He says, hanging up. He glances down at his texts and notices Tim hasn’t seen her either. He frowns, but doesn’t panic yet. Pulling out his computer, he pulls up the tracker that was on each of his children’s phones. He scans the map, frowning when he sees that her phone is still in the manor. In her room. He stands and swiftly moves past his sons to get to his daughter’s room. He knocks, waiting for an answer. None. 

“Marinette?” He calls, knocking again. “I’m opening the door.” He warns, pushing it open. He frowns at the empty room, nothing appearing out of place. 

“Do you think she had to pop back to Paris for something?” Dick asks, coming up behind him. Bruce shakes his head. 

“No, she would have told us. Suit up, she has to be somewhere in-” He stops as his phone chimes. He looks at it and feels all of the tension leave his shoulders. 

Took our youngest daughter for a girl’s day, back tomorrow XO. Of course Selina had her. 

“She’s with the Sirens. She’ll be back tomorrow.” Bruce says, suppressing a smile at the annoyed look on his youngest’s face. She was safe, and that’s what matters. Even if he was certain he’d have to listen to Damian complain for the entirety of patrol. 

---

“Make all the boy moose go WAAAAAAAAA!” Harley says with the movie, laughing loudly. Marinette chuckles, passing Tikki a cookie in her purse before sticking another spoonful of ice cream in her mouth. 

“I still like the first one more.” Selina says, taking a sip of her wine. Harley sticks her tongue out at her before turning her attention back to the movie. 

“Do you think Mia is secretly a superhero?” Marinette asks, frowning in thought. 

“What on earth are you talking about?” Ivy asks, eyebrows furrowed in confusion. Even Harley pauses the movie to turn and stare at her. 

“Stan Lee.” Marinette says with a shrug. 

“Is that s’posed to mean something to me, kid? Cause I have no idea what the hell you’re talking about.” Harley says, obviously confused. Marinette huffs. 

“Stan Lee makes a cameo in this movie. And Stan Lee is the creator of Marvel, right? He’s made a cameo in like, every single Marvel movie. So is Mia secretly a superhero? Is that why he’s in the movie?” Marinette rambles, almost flinging ice cream at Selina as she gestures crazily. 

“Sweetie, how much sleep have you had in the past three days?” Selina asks after a few moments of silence. 

“Not important. Is Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Princess of Genovia, also a superhero? Does she secretly work for SHIELD? Or is she more like Iron Man, like a freelance superhero? Was she a hero in San Francisco too? Or did she take over a hero's mantle when she moved to Genovia? Cause she was really clumsy in the first movie and also super awkward, but now she’s less clumsy and she seems to be more put together, but are heroes really put together? I don’t think so. I think sometimes heroes pretend that they’re put together to make everyone else feel better when in all reality they’re seconds away from a breakdown themselves. Is Stan Lee coming to recruit her for SHIELD? Is that why he’s in Genovia? Does SHIELD have any jurisdiction there? Is there a Genovian branch of SHIELD?” Marinette rambles, suddenly stuck on the topic. Seriously, why is Stan Lee in Princess Diaries 2 if Mia isn’t a hero? Why would he-

“Kitten, take a breath.” Selina says, her hands on Marinette’s shoulders helping her to ground herself. Marinette takes in a deep breath, letting it out slowly. She blinks a few times, instantly feeling bad. 

“I’m so sorry.” She says, frowning. 

“What for?” Harley asks, looking confused. 

“For ruining girl’s night.” She says quietly. Selina pulls her into a tight hug and Marinette sinks into it. 

“Sweetheart, you didn’t ruin anything. I don’t know everything that’s going on. But what I do know, is that you rambling out a conspiracy theory about the movie we’re watching is not ruining girl’s night. Trust me. One time, we invited your brother Dick, and he ate all of the cookies by himself.” Selina says, Marinette snorts. Of course he did. “Now that’s a way to ruin girl’s night.” She adds, squeezing her once more before leaning back.

“Let's watch something that we can just get lost in and not have to think at all.” Ivy suggests, looking through the stack of dvd’s. Marinette glances over, eyes instantly catching one of her favorite movies. 

“Legally Blonde?” She suggests, Harley squeals. 

“That’s it, you’re officially ours. Brucie can fight me.” She says, putting in the dvd. Marinette laughs, laying her head on Selina’s shoulder, grabbing a handful of popcorn. She could get used to nights like these.

Next Chapter

Bonus chapter: Harley Vs Bruce

Drawing of Harley and Mari’s pajamas

Tag list: @maribat-bdbwm @vixen-uchiha @stainedglassm @liquid-luck-00 @jayjayspixiepop @jjmjjktth @mizzy-pop @trippingovermyfeet @queenz-z @thepaceperson @iloontjeboontje @waiting247 @laurcad123 @toodaloo-kangaroo @ritacrow-blog @deathssilentapproach-blog @kittenmywaythrulife @nerd-nowandforever @tazanna-blythe @jaybird-and-co @jumpingjoy82