#unimooshi

[unimooshi]

Guess who remembered their tumblr password :)

[mypaperstarfish]

#LET OPTIMUS HAVE THERAPY 2021#GIVE HIM MORE DIMENSIONS#OR HAVE A SOLENT BREAKDOWN BC HE DOESNT WANNA BURDEN HIS TEAM WHICH ISNT A HEALTHY COPE#AND IT ALL COMES TO AN EMOTIONAL CLIMAX#IT WIULD BE SO FUCKING GOOD#LET HIM BE VULNERABLE (via @unimooshi)

You know what I want?? Optimus being allowed to lose his cool, maybe even over something small, and all his pain and internal struggle pouring out in the form of oddly well-worded/grammatically correct frustrated swearing and ranting and then?? He is comforted and validated by his team members.

That's all I want.

Let Optimus express his emotions instead of forcing him to be so darn stoic; he is not looked at oddly, even though he doesn't let this side of himself out too often, and instead Ratchet strokes his back, calming the Prime who's vibrating with emotion, and someone else adding that they feel the same. The base falls to silence and Optimus bows his head, sitting down. He apologizes but is told it's fine, and it's better he didn't pent this all up.

"We're a team, remember?"

'Yeah, and you're our noble leader!'

"They're right. You deal with a lot, Optimus, you are absolutely allowed to let your emotions. Especially to us."

"You're a good bot, we know how much life means to you, Optimus."

"....yes. Yes, you are right, we are. And thank you all for being the best team I could ask for."

<3 💝✨

Hskahshdnf sorry I just want Optimus to be happy and sometimes you gotta let it out and I almost never get to do that so I'm projecting on Optimus I guess,, if he's happy at least then so am I

[edencallsme]

A treat for my sister in battle @unimooshi uwu

Miko found a mountain-full of fabric in one of the many rooms inside the Autobot base and decided that she wanted to dress up two of her favorite Bots. It was surprisingly easy since she only had to wrap the fabric in specific shapes, though OP and Starscream had to remove some of their kibble. The flowers were from Raf, it's made from cardboard.

[kabukiaku]

Is there a reason Jazz is your favorite? Personally I just think he’s neat :)

Also what’s BPJD (BDJP? I don’t remember the acronym it it’s one of those two)? Where do you watch it?

OKAY so Jazz became a HUGE fav after rediscovering TFA. It’s sad that as a kid I only briefly remembered him and my fav was TFA Prowl. (he still is!)

Over the past two years I just was like: this boy....he has everything....the looks, the smile, the voice, (Phil Lamarr ahHHHH) the personality, the lips, the hips WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN IN ALL MY LIFE? boom. i fell in love. i drew him, a lot because i wanted to get better in drawing robots. I got obsessed. Jazz is just such a good vibes mech. He has so much energy carrying with him, the idea that he loves music culture and named himself after a music genre!! in tfa he get so happy about rain! what a CUTIE. he has a cool ass alt mode in every verse! those iconic blue and red racing stripes man, I want a car like that in real life.

He brings joy to everyone. He’s a total sweetheart and he definitely seems fun to be around. He has one of the most HANDSOME tfa designs in my opinion so he’s just beautiful inside and out! he brought me a lot of joy to me and i’ve never felt such excitement and passion for a character man. people literally come to me for jazz and they know i love jazz and artists even draw tfa jazz because of me, saying they got inspired by my own jazz art which makes me feel giddy and stupidly special ngl....I'm really really glad i discovered tfa again. and this GORgEOUS angel cakes of a robot.

also: BPJD stands for brave police j decker! i watch it on youtube. the whole series is subbed! All 48 episodes. Enjoy. 

[sariahsue]

Marinette, trying to cheer up Cat Noir: Okay, now what do we say when we’re sad and need someone to give us a hug?

Cat Noir: :(

Marinette: Okay, how the heck did you say that out loud? We’re talking face to face.

[unimooshi]

If it’s any consultation, here’s some short takes on how they would act if they were high. Ahem, see end for notes*:

Shockwave: Laughing and crying. Is he happy? Is he sad? Where are the tears coming from? The world may never know. He’s also drafting up more blueprints for predacons and mumbling something about babies. He’s the emotional type of mech when sniffing air fresheners.

Breakdown: He’s laughing, but it’s mainly nervous laughter. He’s never been high outside of medical reasons and even when he was he always got clonked out before the feeling of being high settled in. He’s freaking out internally because he’s never been this relaxed before, and barely keeping his cool while buzzed. Also borderline crying bc he doesn’t know what to do and he’s lowkey scared. He looks tough on the outside but on the inside he’s just a softie who likes to bake bread. He also can’t stop watching earth pet videos.

Knockout: He’s the only one comforting Breakdown in the MedBay and laughing his ass off while doing so. He gives him small hugs, pats, and kisses while repeating “a ha don’t cry king you’re too sexy a ha” while barely holding back a monstrous wave of giggles. He thinks this is hilarious and wishes this could happen more often, Breakdown getting a smaller dose of course.

TL;DR: Shockwave is having an existential crisis, Breakdown is a mix of “[chuckles] I’m in danger” and “Mom come pick me up I’m scared”, Knockout is having a grand ol’ time helping his partner get through his first high.

*note: It’s been literal years since I’ve watched TFP so this may not be entirely acurate.

Dndnsjd blame Yeet for this one lads.

The kids are at the dollar store and Miko finds the air fresheners and announced she’s gonna buy “the good kush.”

Little did they know it actually was the good kush for the bots.

Like, they offer Optimus one to have for his alt mode and he holds it closer to his face to inspect it, and it gets all up in his olfactory sensor.

Within minutes he’s a wide-eyed, limp pile of robot. Giggly fucking mess. Wants everyone to cuddle him, bring it in. The kids’ guardians also all turn into robot goo when they give in to the cuddles, because Optimus shares the air freshener with them.

Ratchet does further analysis and finds that, somehow, air fresheners have some compound that’s intoxicating to Cybertronians. Because of his analysis, he’s only just a little buzzed and less grumpy, but this is because he probably has a higher tolerance given his past as a party animal and potentially dealing with a lot of accidental sedative exposure as a wartime doctor.

Resistant to the Good Kush, if you will.

[optimus-faked-his-own-death]

:) birb @unimooshi

[unimooshi]

New TF series Idea:

everything is the same and the war still happens, but instead of fighting with guns they all play yugioh and it all depends on who has the bigger power of friendship

[edencallsme]

@unimooshi and I are now sisters in battle. I spent 5 minutes on this.

[optimus-faked-his-own-death]

i made a tf au Jazz!! thoughts?? @unimooshi

[unimooshi]

I started watching BotBots and I love it so much! It’s so cute I’m going insane. They’re just guys. Just some guys.

THEY ARE LITERALLY JUST GUYS. NOTHING SPECIAL. NO WARS. NO DRAMA. NOTHING. JUST GUYS DOING THINGS. LOVE THIS SHOW HOURGRHRHRHHRHR

[optimus-faked-his-own-death]

@unimooshi !!! look!!! saw this at Walmart!!!

[unimooshi]

Behold

Draikon Radish

(Day 1 of shitposting)

[unimooshi]

Optimus, presenting a neat rock: I found this in the desert while on patrol. It reminded me of you :).

Starscream, already polishing it and holding it tightly in his hands: That’s stupid

[tea-mew96]

Reblogging for this response because it’s golden

In a G1 AU where a MegOP relationship led to a tentative peace

Jazz: Hey, Prime! Can I borrow your favorite gun for a couple hours?

Optimus, while absentmindedly perusing a datapad: Sorry, he’s out doing a troop inspection, won’t be back for another few hours.

Jazz: …Who? No, I don’t think you heard me right - I asked if I could borrow your favorite gun?

Optimus: …Yes? I told you, Megatron’s not here. What did you need him for anyway?

Jazz: *slowly backs out of the room*

[optimus-faked-his-own-death]

the colored version of my tf au jazz and tfa tracks for @unimooshi for always being so enthusiastic and sweet!!!!