#bam!! I finally drew it!!!

[xandyprojects]

Magandang Umaga/hapon /gabi po @questionablealibi look what I made for you!

I hope you like it!

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SIKEEEEEEE!! YOU HAVE BEEN FOOLED! EVIL LAUGHTER

(TW: lots of eyes)

(Cues boss fight ost /silly)

[britishchick09]

rewrite eristine's kiss- a lovely story in three lovely parts ♥♥

[babyleostuff]

── HOME

✩ THEME: fluff, attempt at humour + a bit of angst mainly due to jungkook being away in the military ✩ PAIRING: idol!jungkook x fem!reader ✩ WORD COUNT: 871

“bam!” you yelled out, “stop scratching the door and come for dinner, baby!” 

it was weird to say the least. usually, all you had to do was to pass by the food bowls for bam to be on high alert and ready to be served lunch, tail wagging and ears pointy, but now… he was nowhere near as interested in the 99% meat protein boosters mixed with the whole grain chicken clusters (jungkook loved buying bam all of the funky and fancy food) as he was in the entrance door. 

you sighed, as you heard another scratch. “bam,” you said for the twentieth time in the last five minutes, “dinner is ready,” you crouched down, and placed his bowls on the feeder stand. “if you don’t eat it, i will,” you muttered under your nose, and lowered your head to rest it on your lap. 

these were the moments when you missed jungkook the most. 

as if bam could sense the sudden shift in your mood, he slowly padded over to where you were crouching, his nails tapping against the wooden floors, and nudged you with his snout. “finally changed your mind, hm?” you giggled, scratching your big baby behind his ears. almost as if he could understand your words, he nodded his head excitedly, nearly knocking one of the bowls over. 

“okay big boy, let’s calm down and eat.” 

but before bam could even get a sniff of his food, a quiet, yet very familiar sound drew your attention back to the entrance door. the doberman didn’t waste a second and started barking like crazy, which did not help your paranoia that something was off. jungkook made sure that bam underwent all the necessary training to avoid situations like this one, and never since you’ve met bam had he acted so chaotic and unlike himself. besides, you couldn’t open the door to your apartment with the code anymore since the touchpad was broken, and the only people with keys were you and your boyfriend. 

and jungkook was far away from here, so… 

technically bam could protect you and jungkook in case of a break-in, but you didn’t want to be left without a weapon, so you grabbed the nearest candlestick so you could stab the intruder with a half burned candle. 

“bam, come here,” you whispered, your heart pounding in your chest. 

you managed to grab him by his collar just as the intruder slowly opened the door, so much so that you could take a peek at one of the black military boots that was… oddly familiar. then the person threw a large backpack inside. that’s probably where he’d pack all the things he planned on stealing from your home. mhm, over my dead body. the only thing you were ready to give away were jungkook’s underwear - they took way too much space in the closet. 

you held onto bam a bit tighter as the intruder grunted, and threw inside another duffel bag. wow, so this was a big heist. 

“don’t move!” you shouted out, and raised your hand with the candlestick. “i’m armed and i have a doberman, so if i were you i’d find another place to rob.” 

but before you could unleash the beast in the form of a scaredy-cat doberman though, you heard a giggle. and not any giggle. 

it was the giggle you fell in love with after hearing it for the first time. it belonged to you best friend, to your one and only love, to your comfort person that you’d look out for in any crowd. 

but it was impossible because he wasn't supposed to be home for the next month.

the intruder pushed the door so you could finally take a proper look at the person who was about to rob you. expect for- “hi, baby,” jungkook smiled, and crooked his head in amusement taking in your form. 

with a candlestick in your hand, and crouched over the dog holding onto him for dear life, jungkook couldn’t think of a better welcome back home. “it’s good to know the apartment is safe in your arms,” he laughed, as the realisation hit you. 

he was there. jungkook was standing right in front of you. 

you dropped your makeshift weapon and squealed, quickly making your way over to your boyfriend. “what? why?” you breathed, and threw your hands around his shoulders, that seemed even wider now. as much as you hated being away from him, god - he looked hot as fuck in the uniform. “what are you doing here?” you finally managed to ask. 

jungkook circled one of his strong arms around your waist, keeping your feet off the ground, and cupped your cheek with his other hand, stroking it gently. “you’re really here, aren’t you?” you slowly pulled the cap off his head to get a better look at him, and ran your hair through the short, black strands that were sticking in all different directions. the scar on his cheek, the mole under his lips, the doe eyes.

“i am,” he smiled. jungkook didn’t have to say how much he had missed you - you could see it all in his eyes, and that meant more than a thousand words.

[skriblee-ksk]

BAM! JUMPSCARE! KIYUU LORE!

I finally finished these pages….. I actually drew the rough drafts at school, but I never planned on actually posting it because I was scared wasn’t into twst as much at the time.

Anyways, Ryoko (@kathxrat-01) and Kiyuu, who both lost their homes and are coping in completely diff ways. I don’t actually know THATT much about Ryoko’s mindset, but this is what I think based on the three comically tiny crumbs of twst Ryoko lore she gave me:

From what I know, Ryoko hasn’t completely lost all memories, unlike Kiyuu, but it still applies.

Augh…. Kiyuu who is content about nearly everything except home (the one thing [as of early in-game] she can't give up on)... Kiyuu who's scared she'll be forgotten here if she goes home.. But she can't give up home because she might not be the same person the people who might have been called family remembers.... Scrodinger's memories or something (deffo using that example wrong).....

I have many thoughts but I’d rather draw them out so it’s coherent, aha.

Yeah. That’s it, thank you!

[bernardisgross]

Bim bam boum ! Here's the whole comic i drew for Crossroads @zine--garden , a zine focused one showing and sharing love for Hunter x Hunter ^^

I chose to focus on my two favorite teachers !!!

Bonus, making of & talk in the read more⬇

I was very happy to be able to participate and even more happy to finally share a headcanon i've had for years about Bisky and Wing's meeting.

I don't know how clear it is but basically, Wing is a young nen user who happens to have been taken in by a big criminal family. The boss is using his abilities to forge precious gems from cheap materials, passing them as precious gems he bought for his collection. As a renown collector, he also sells the gems and makes tons of money from it. As Wing's skills become sharper though, his forged gems become more and more precious, making it difficult to tell them apart from real ones.

Having sold a good gem in a batch of "bad" ones, the boss is trying to get it back, framing his client as a thief. He calls for Bisky (a "young" hunter with a good resume) planning to trick her into committing insurance fraud in his place. Unfortunately, she's got a better eye than he thought, and asks for the good gem as compensation.

Feeling antsy about his money, the boss accepts, already planning to get rid of her once the job is done.

Bisky can sense the residual nen from Wing the moment she meets him, that's why she demands he comes with her. She wants to make sure at first that this is a normal child in the wrong place rather than the boss's actual associate.

Making him her disciple just came along the way because she honestly didn't know what to do with that kid LOL but didn't want to return him to a bad place. Also, she saw his potential. Here's a rejected final page (rejected bc I couldn't tie the text properly and wasn't very happy with the visual) where it's a bit clearer that she's got back with the good gem and values it a lot BECAUSE it was made by Wing. (also metaphor, analogy blabla)

I love teachers/masters in stories, i love that trope so much!! It's always so interesting to me to have someone older and wiser share their knowledge with the young waiting for nothing in return. Nurturing and loving, becoming a support with the only satisfaction to witness the growth and blossoming of someone else. I think it's so beautiful to help others in this way, to give a little of yourself with kindness.

I think if touches on other tropes i'm sensitive to like found family etc... So of course, i've loved Bisky & Wings for a looong time, and i'm even more obsessed with the fact they're on the same line of teachers 🥺💕

I was always curious about how they could have met and what could have moved Bisky to take him under ... her ..................... wing.....🔥🔥🔥 lol... anyways !!! I went full indulgence and comics are not my thing at all so if you've enjoyed it, i'm very very, very blessed and happy ^^ !!!

I've also included a rejected sketch of the cover with big Bisky :3

and here's a look at all her outfits !! I love Lolita alt fashion soo much, i do tend to latch onto characters who dress like this... and love making my own outfits for them too !!!

I also made a sticker of Palm for the merch bundles !!

Thank you so much if you've picked up Crossroads, it was great from the start !! I'm so lucky and so grateful to @/gachahugs and all the contributors for having me ^^ !! thank you thank you !

[mellowwillowy]

Teasing (Bullying) Yan! Eldritch Horrors/TricksterS' Cock

(*peaces out after making them jealous*)

CW: GN! God Reader (mentioned as male and female), mentioned breeding,Bullied cocks (RIP Erickson), "what happens when you accidentally touch their pee pee" :D ps: don't mind the names.

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- You were only doing what you usually do, your hand inside the bathtub feeling his tentacles until you were actually feeling something else.

- You did not realize it until you finally touched something hairy, there's no way a slimy tentacle has that right?

- Your left hand went to feel another thing in the hope of finding his tentacle. Bam bam, you got his tensed thigh instead. You could have sworn you heard him hissed slightly from the contact.

- "No looking back."

- That was the deal you had with him. You got to relax with him in the tub but you were not allowed to turn back. Why? Because he knew his face would be peppered by kisses non-stop if you were allowed to look at him.

- You decided to act dumb and kept on feeling it, squeezing and tickling it every now and then.

- He didn't voice any of his discontent and only stayed silent while occasionally twitching when you teased one of his veins.

- You wiggled on his lap, teasing his boner with your plump ass while humming to yourself.

- "Your tentacle isn't that large this time hm?"

- You did not even bother to stroke his ego (both literal and), even worse, you start to compare his sizes with his brother's.

- "I never knew he has larger tentacles than yours. Perhaps his tentacle would be waaaay stronger in both squeezing and penetrating?" (Penetrating, what?)

- He stayed silent but you could feel his hands feeling your shoulder blades, peppering your wet neck with kisses before it turned into hickeys and bite marks.

- You squealed a bit at the contact and pain, relishing in the sting of it.

- "Are you competing for the power of your bites with his? I can give you the win if you want~"

- Another splash of oil to the burning fire. He may be silent and demeaning, but angering him will have you faced with something even worse than the worst.

- "Ahh, I remember how one of my devotees used to go crazy and mark me, hard. Here." You pointed to the place where your follower bit, "Mmh, he even drew a lot of blood to the point I thought he was some kind of vampire or he was trying to bring me with him to death."

- Rest assured, that man had long been sent his way driven to madness as the man bit himself to death. His teeth were all shaped into sharp rows of shark's teeth to make him feast himself easier, all done by himself under his influence.

- "I promise you that I'll reserve you the best place in the lake."

- He licked the blood he drew clean, relishing in how tasty it tasted in his tongue.

- "I'd rather not demonstrate just how much it's capable of binding you to me for eternity. Even if this body could not conceive, a miracle is still a miracle, no?" (works both F/M)

- He knew you were acting dumb, but who was he to confront you about stuff that he had known you would never admit about?

- "What can this little thing do to me? Break my bones? Can it even crack me?"

- "Rest assured that it can birth me genuine happiness of seeing my offspring inside you." (Be it a male, female, or intersex, it'll work either way~)

- You wiggled your ass on him again, this time you let go of his cock and feel it with your ass instead, "Then how about you show me just how mighty the King in Yellow is?"

- He was mighty, all evident in the bulge of your stomach filled with dripping cum. You whined when he pushed the leaking cum back into you before lining his cock to your entrance again.

- "Stop acting like a damn innocent virgin when you are nothing but a god that is turned on by my degradations."

- Don't worry, HAITA will be there to pamper you with his never-ending praises of worship.

Hastur (HAITA - ???)

- You were only cuddling with him under the weighted blankets, shutting yourselves away from the cruel cold.

- Your hand was ruffling his fluffy air and then moved to his back, hugging him tightly.

- He responded by pulling you closer to his chest, nose nestling on your head while his leg wrapped around yours.

- You moved your hand to feel his chiseled chest before turning away from him, turning yourself into a small spoon.

- Noel who was oblivious to this whined a bit, his arms wrapped around you tightly.

- You chuckled and moved your hand to bring his leg to wrap it around your leg. Boom. It's his crotch (How? Don't ask me).

- He immediately hissed at the contact, body jolting forward as your hand made contact with his member.

- You were certain you were feeling something you shouldn't have and as though you were trying to confirm it, you felt it by rubbing it up and down, his meat slowly getting harder.

- "Dear... not there..." he whispered into your nape, lip feeling your bare neck while leaving a trail of kisses.

- You knew you should let it to but you were feeling rather 'needy', wanting more of his reactions and whimpers. So what did you do? You let go of your hand and grind your ass around his hardened cock instead.

- "Dear... what are you doing...?"

- "It feels cold if I don't snuggle myself closer to you." And that was a fucking lie.

- Just how convenient was it to have his meat ground by your ass? Was your ass freezing and in need of heating itself with his cock? If so, he wouldn't hesitate to help you.

- His hands put you still in place as he started grinding his member against you, rubbing himself with your ass? Had he lost all his feelings of shame like his brother? (Erickson slander time)

- You relished the way he needily used you, something he doesn't do that often. You could feel his cock growing larger as his breath grew raggier. You could feel him panting into your neck while his grip tightened around your waist.

- You lived for this, to see and feel your adorable lover getting all flustered over the slightest sleight of hand. Just how sensitive was he that a mere touch could turn him this needy?

- "Mmh... faster... wanna feel warmer..."

- He complied and increased his pace, lip bitten to prevent his moans from slipping out. Grunts echoed in your ears as you started rubbing your thighs together.

- "So good hm? Just like someone I remember although... who was it again?" Your mind drifted to find the identity of the person who you said was similar to him, unaware of how his jaw clenched at the mention of someone else. Who was it? Someone he had not personally had their bones crushed into pieces? Perhaps he should start checking his journal again...

- "Ahh... It's that one crazy devotee. Come to think of it, what happened to him?" Your statement did not help him at all and instead made him brim with rage and jealousy. How could someone of a low-life be allowed to grind their disgusting thing onto you?

- Oh no no, he would never be angry with you. He could only be furious with those who deemed themselves worthy of feeling you even just for the slightest. Could you imagine what happened to their fingers and anything that touched you?

- "It seemed like you were out of your mind. Even I myself could hold back so why couldn't you?"

- Unlike his usual calm or flustered facade, his pace increased and it grew rougher. He felt the need to prove himself that he was allowed to do more and better than those dust, of course, still mindful of his power to not accidentally hurt you.

- "This damn pant is in the way..."

- Also him asking you non-stop if you were OK after you two had done the deed... "Are you alright? Did I go too hard? Should I get you an ice pack? Oh no no, of course I should! Please wait!" (King of Aftercare...)

Noel (NUG/???) - Trickster

- You two were twirling around in the middle of the air with cosmic glowing below you, performing your favorite waltz while fooling around with him. The two of you jumped like a rabbit while occasionally wrestling each other like bulls.

- All were fun and joy until you locked him into the wrong position. No, it wasn't wrong, it was inconvenient. The two of you cackled before you tried to pull away from the position, hand on the place you shouldn't be.

- "Oof-" Erickson groaned the moment your palm held onto something soft of him. You paid no mind and held the soft surface even harder, making him double immediately. (RIP baby trapping)

- You immediately let go when he double, examining him closely before you realized it was his cock that you gripped earlier judging by how he was cupping it. You could have sworn you saw his soul leaving his body for a moment.

- "Did that hurt so much?" You patted his back, "Or are you just being a lil wussy?"

- Erickson shot a glare at you with a tear in one of his eyes, "Why don't you have a feel of it? Better yet, who would even enjoy this?"

- You thought to yourself, "There are though. Some of my devotees once offered themselves to be kicked right into their nuts." You were not wrong, but you were talking to the wrong person at the wrong time as well.

- "They said something like they have no use for it since they could never do me anyway." You shrugged your shoulders, grinning stupidly at his face. Your followers cared not about your gender, they only cared about you gracing them with your appearance and smile.

- Erickson gritted his teeth in annoyance, he planned on breaking their legs one by one again this time. (RIP Noel's leg)

- It wasn't like he was oblivious to everything just like how he presented himself to you. Oh no no, he was way more than that. Could you even count how many pitiful souls were sent to the Church for purification? Noel was there dusting them after Ollie wrung them like dirty cloth, squeezing blood out of their body for the Gods to drink later.

- Of course, he and Noel did not even bother to drink it. Such a disgusting thing going inside their throat? They'd rather drink the blood of other beasts.

- He had to make sure he wrung more of them again after this. His priority now was to give you a taste of your own words.

- He caged your body that was sitting despite the two of you were not on any ground. He was smart enough to tie you with his ties first just in case you threw yourself down to run away. Both your wrists were tied into one, his hand holding your wrists while his knee feel your sex.

- "I wonder what your devotees thought of you, whether they saw you as a maiden or a respectful God, they would never know how much of a whore you are." He hissed as his mouth rested on your neck, peppering it with bitemarks, drawing blood only for him to drink.

- You looked down into his crotch, eyeing him in worry.

- "Ya' think that would stop me from railing you? I ain't a wussy, baby. An effeminate would never be that wussy." He pulled you by your ankles, his clothed crotch feeling yours, "My junior is still capable of producing more Juniors after all... but ah, even if your body could not conceive, I'll find a way and fuck this body of yours until a miracle happened." (Both fem and male works...)

- His words burnt, but you knew he had always been the burning one. Always using your weakness against you but who were you to complain?

- "Get ready for lots of icepacks, no, not for me but for you~"

- He might not be able to win against Hastur in the competition of filling you up so much but that doesn't mean he did not fill you to the brim <3

Erickson (YEB/???) - Trickster

ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀɴᴏᴛᴇꜱ:

OC used: ???, Noel, Erickson

Reader:

Fox Reader :Fox reader is a deity that appears as a Man and Woman, mostly as a Man when meeting devotees. Fox Reader's gender is questionable but is depicted as feminine. Nonetheless, their body could never conceive until a miracle happened *it happened* Unlike Cat Reader who is intersex, Fox Reader's body is questionable thoroughly. For Male Readers, I'm aware that Omega? can get pregnant? Sorry, I just really wanna write breeding shits- Pink colored text = +Jealousy

[wingzie]

I am so sorry to those who don't have access to Twitter, I tried to add links and videos seperately but Tumblr wouldn't let me. Here is the text version:

In 2018, the staff took BTS to dinner and announced that BV3 would be in Malta. The schedule was discussed and also who would drive. Jungkook said he would drive because he has an international licence and Jimin responded back with “Just sit next to me.”

At the airport, Jimin and Jungkook checked-in their luggage with the others.As Jimin moved forward, Jungkook tried to put the suitcase in between his legs. 

On the way to Malta, they stopped at Turkey for a layover. Jimin and Jungkook had breakfast together. They then sat together for the final stretch of the flight. Jungkook said that he was sleepy. Jimin said he would keep him busy.

When they landed, the members put suncream on to protect themselves from the sun. Jimin helped Jungkook by putting suncream on him.

The members ate food together and Jimin offered some fillet to Jungkook to eat.

After eating, the members eventually found the residence they would be staying at and took turns to choose their rooms. Whilst waiting, Jimin and Jungkook played with a pool noodle together. Jin then joined in and they started to hit each other.

Later that night, the members went out on a boat. Jimin and Jungkook stayed on to enjoy the vibes and the red moon together. Jimin later posted a video filmed at the time.

In 2022, they mentioned how they had also seen a shooting star split into two whilst on the boat.

Hobi filmed around the residence as the members were showering. He went to Jungkook’s room and mentioned his body, to which Jimin responded with “don’t look.” He then mentioned Jungkook's pajamas and showed them on camera, as Jimin came up behind him.

The next morning, Jimin woke up Jungkook. Jimin mentioned to him that they were out of shampoo and that he should be careful with his joints first thing in the morning.

Jimin and Jungkook then walked around Malta together. They went to a restaurant but it wasn’t open yet. They continued to explore and made plans for the rest of their day. Jimin then got close to Jungkook, saying that he was hungry.

They went back to the restaurant which was now open and ate together. Whilst ordering, Jungkook said “together bam” to indicate that they wanted their meals together and Jimin laughed. They then enjoyed their meal.

After eating, Jimin and Jungkook went to the Grandmaster Palace. Jimin asked Jungkook to speak english to buy tickets. Jungkook did and used Jimin’s money. They then asked for directions and bought some figurines before exploring.

Jimin and Jungkook got henna. Jimin drew it on himself, whilst Jungkook got a caricature of himself. They then rested for a bit and took more photos as they made their way back to the canons. However, they were late and missed them.

On their way back, Jimin and Jungkook bought slushies and ice cream, for themselves and the staff. They then discussed how hot, pretty and yummy Malta was.

The members started to make a meal and Jungkook scolded Jimin for the way he was peeling the garlic. Jimin then tried the gambas and fed some to Jungkook

The next day, the members travelled to Gozo for ocean activities. Whilst driving with Namjoon, Jimin and Jungkook spoke in satoori to each other about skipping breakfast. 

Jimin continued to give directions to Jungkook of where to go. There was a mistake in the directions and Jungkook yelled out “JIMIN SSI.”

When they arrived, they put their wetsuits on and Jimin had his on the wrong way. When they got into the water, Jimin asked Jungkook to stick by him.

On the way to horse riding, Jimin and Jungkook sang a little bit together.

Jimin and Jungkook ate some snacks and then went “ahh” with them to the camera.

[respectthepetty]

Addicted Heroin (Th) Cut Scenes and Colors - Episode 5

I'm reporting on the missing scenes from YouTube's version of Addicted Heroin [episode: one, two, three, four], so here I am with episode five!

First cut scene:

After Blue Boy Hero realizes that he tied Green Guy Pop up with color-coded green rope for nothing because Pop was planning to apologize to him before he kidnapped him and forced a kiss on him, Hero goes to Pop's house to eat dinner and stay the night; however, as usual, they argue.

Pop divides the food up but gives his father more and Hero the least. Hero gets upsets and says Pop can't divide properly, and Pop tells him he divided right (implying Hero was meant to get less). Hero tells PopPY he is being childish. Pop is upset that Hero is calling him Poppy, so Hero responds that since they are brothers now and Hero is the oldest brother, it's fine.

But that's lies! They bring out their IDs and learn Pop is older by two days, so even though Hero is taller (which is something he points out), Pop is the Phi in this house! So as the older brother, he kicks Hero out of the room, and sleeps on Hero's side of their color-coded beds.

Second cut scene:

I'm going off vibes here, but the next day after kicking Hero out of the room, Pop seems to be thinking about the kidnap kiss at school when Hero walks up. Hero notices and asks Pop to look at his face for . . . something on it(?), but it really is just to get Pop to look at his lips.

Pop gets upsets and leaves.

Third cut scene:

Hero doesn't just buy Pop a make-up New Year's gift; he buys the entire family gifts. Grandma gets a neck massager, the dad gets Nike shoes, auntie gets a gift, and the future little brother gets a painting/drawing set. Everyone resists, but eventually gives in, yet Poppy is still displeased, so the green color-coded ruler comes in handy.

Fourth cut scene:

After the teacher announces the students have to work as pairs for the next assignment, Pink Person Only immediately approaches Pop stating they will be partners, which upsets Hero, and Hero and Pop start to argue. Both keep suggesting Yellow Yal Tiger as the other's partner and both keep rejecting him WHILE HE SITS RIGHT THERE! Finally, Pop says HE will be Tiger's partner, and Hero and Only can be partners.

The two girls who like Hero and Only immediately step up to offer themselves as volunteers for a partnership, but the boys quickly reject them because this is a BL and they understand the queer agenda.

Pop is worried they might not have a good idea but learns that Tiger is more than prepared for their assignment as Tiger shows him all the research he has already done on his product for nose strips that ~help people with runny noses~

Hero and Only lurk from a small distance trying to figure out how to remedy this unsatisfactory situation. Hero discloses that he is designing a robot, to which Only questions why he needs Pop then when he already has a plan in mind. Hero does what he does best and threatens Only to go partner up with Tiger or he will squash him like a disposable cup.

So my color-coded OTP sails the shipping seas another day.

Because it's clear that Tiger designed the product with needs-eighty-million-tisssues-to-get-through-the-day Only.

Fifth cut scene:

After the incident in the classroom between Only and Tiger when Only became super defensive out of nowhere then invited Tiger over to his house all in one breath (even though we know Only was actually trying to hide a picture he drew of Tiger), he threatens to haunt his "kitty cat" until he accepts the invite like the girl in Shudder who sits on people's shoulders.

Tiger leaves, but while washing his hands, Tiger's color-coded phones alerts him that Only is sending a text to hound him some more about coming over. Tiger ignores it, and BAM!

He sees Only sitting on his shoulders in the mirror being super creepy. Then, BAM!

He sees Only everywhere stalking him and haunting him around campus.

However, it's clear from Only's reaction after being questioned by Hero and Pop while getting his PINK MILK that not all of this is in Tiger's mind.

Sixth cut scene:

These scenes were in the edited version, but the colors were coloring, and I love that Pop was really going to be a BL boy who lets his love interest soak in the rain without any effs to give.

But the next day, while they are talking about the auntie and the dad flirting, the scene is longer and explains the auntie's situation. Her ex cheated on her and picked the other woman over her. She wanted their kid, so she kept him, yet the ex continues to come around asking for money and others things but never helps out.

Pop mentions how kind and motherly she has been to him, so Hero asks if she was married to someone else, would the ex finally get the hint that she has moved on and quit brothering her.

Hence why our Green Guy tells his dad to step up and be the guy the auntie needs in her life after the ex tries to rob his own son!

So it does make sense that Pop is still sad his dad is married even though it was his idea only because he just wanted to help out the auntie.

The boys end the episode in red, so I'm unsure if we are entering into the danger zone, the passion era, or both.

But either way, MY SHIP IS SAILING!

[honeybeelec]

Yo, a little while ago I drew some Uraraka fanart and reblogged an entire analysis based on what she was wearing here. But here's a repost of it just in case 👍

Alright, since mha is coming back in full swing, i thought I'd share a little something I noticed back when I was drawing this little doodle. So, spoilers for season 7/manga spoliers past chapter 327!!!!

Ok, so at the start of the year back in January, I started getting back into mha, back when promo posters like this one were being released for season 7

And so I drew Uraraka based off her design in this poster. However, while I was drawing her, the whole time I was wondering "what's up with her little button up. I swear I've seen it before, and it's gotta have some kinda deeper meaning".

I remembered I recognized it from Uraraka and Deku's talk about Toga and Shigaraki in chapter 342, setting up for the final battle where the heroes have to save their respective villains.

But in the context of the scene, I was wondering why it was so so important for her to be wearing that button up shirt over her hero costume? Surely it wasn't just "oh she's a little cold, obviously she would want a little shirt to wear to keep her cozy". There had to be a meaning!

And then, a certain vision popped into my head of where I'd seen Uraraka wear it before. But I wasn't sure if I was imagining things or making things up in my mind, so I went back through season 3 of mha during the training camp arc and found episode 44 - Roaring Upheaval, where Uraraka first encounters Toga.

And Bam, I'd found my culprit. The reason she is wearing that shirt during her talk with Deku is to show how much she has been thinking about Toga and to visually show those thoughts by bringing back an article of clothing linking to their meeting.

I gotta love the time and thought Hori puts into crafting these characters and their arcs through words and visuals. And as always, I will be crazy over togachako and their moments together.

Anyways, I'm currently working on some fanart for these two for season 7 coming up since I'm done with school for the semester, yayyy!!!

[ragingbullmode]

finally drew my kelpie beast man uhhhh i actually didnt have a name at all for them but i found an old chamois cloth when i cleaned my room today so. bam lol

um um their hands & feet are also webbed (also yes i know kelpies dont have gills i just dont care haha)

[blubrown9637]

“Cureville”

“When some children have a hard time dealing with troubles of the world, the are transported through the magical land of Cureville. Where they can play, sleep, eat and hopefully finally heal.”

This is a story/concept I came up last year. Where kids(or anyone under 18) with troubles would be transported to another world and be taken care of by a “Guardian” until or if they’re ready to return back to earth. It’s heavily inspired by 1980-1990’s cartoons such as mlp, carebears, etc.

The story would follow Nova and Astro, who was a new appointed guardian as he tries his best to learn to take care of her. This is the main plot I had while drawing this, As you can see some things changed including Nova’s design. I originally drew a bunch of kiddos on a canvas and picked one, nova was the winner (tho Marianne and Arthur were really close!!). Who knows they might come back.

I then redesigned her to correlate wit Astro, like giving her “Astro” puffs and such! The other hairstyle is for winter. I made her rainbows more saturated and changed her ribbons to bracelets, then bam she was done!

Astro is a very energetic dog who’s a bit of a jock! He’s so naive an playful that he’s still referred to as a pup, he’s also the newest guardian! Since he’s new to being a guardian he still has trouble understanding how to take care of Nova, good thing his friends are here to help!

I would write more a bout the world and characters but this post is already pretty long. If you have questions about these guys just ask, expect tons more art and animations later on!

[fizzello]

Look at me posting I'm so proud of myself

Anyway, I finally caught up on the new season, and I wanted to practice my shading. So, I drew headshots of the kids, bam!

Under shading + Close up head shots

[jackassbrainrot]

god bless you for writing for dico this place was in dire needs of some dico love <3333

having said that I need more of him being bratty and meannnn

always right [dico x f!reader]

desc: you and dico are friends with benefits, and the benefits are that he gets to bully and fuck you

a/n: jackass tumblr is experiencing extreme (mean) dico brainrot lol so I have to be the supply for this demand, hope y'all like it! love writing dico, I want him so bad it makes me look stupid. btw eating ice cream cake while writing >>>

warnings: smut, teasing, masturbation, vaginal fingering, dirty talk, degradation kink, dico being a bastard, little bit of overstimulation

word count: 953

"You're such a slut." Dico's breath tickled your ear, standing behind you while you watched Bam and Raab run shopping carts into walls. "What?" You asked, ignoring the blood rushing to your cheeks, not turning to meet his gaze. "You know exactly what I'm talking about." You did, of course you did, but why would you admit that to him? You heard his cocky grin in his words even though you couldn't see his face, and you refused to fall into his little trap. "Cat got your tongue?" It sounded like his smile somehow grew even wider, your defiance making the whole ordeal more fun for him.

"I have no idea what you're talking about." You retort, still refusing to look at him, or dignify him with any kind of major reaction. "Mm, so that's a normal reaction to being called a useless bitch?" His tone was condescending, repeating the words that made you rub your thighs together earlier that day while filming. Your cheeks were red now, breath hitching in your throat. He laughed cruelly, satisfied with your reaction. "Thought so."

That night you find yourself in his bed, again. You were lying next to each other, naked, lips swollen, exchanging violent kisses. "You were such a fucking dick today." You said between kisses, making him laugh. "I'm always a dick." He bites your lower lip hard, as if to prove his point, hands moving down your body. "You can't do that in front of people, Bran."

"No one would notice if you didn't react like that." He placed his hand on your pussy as if he was going to push his fingers into you but he just rested it there, making you squirm impatiently. "See, that's what I'm talking about. You're so easy." His words were laced with fake sympathy, his self satisfied smirk betraying him. "Am not."

"Oh yeah?" He took your words as a challenge, per usual, barely dipping his fingers into you, pulling away when your hips moved upwards to get his fingers deeper. "Come ooooon" You whine, hearing him giggle in your ear as he moves his fingers teasingly, barely touching you. "Just admit I'm right."

"Fuck you, I'll do it myself then." You swat his hand away, sliding two fingers into yourself, fucking yourself with your fingers. Dico chuckles, his lips almost touching the shell of your ear. "You know it doesn't feel nearly as good as when I do it." His voice dropped an octave, and you nodded dumbly, fingers still moving in and out of your pussy.

"Just say I'm right and I'll make you feel so good." He drew out the last two words, hand moving to rest over yours while you kept fucking yourself with it. Despite the heat of his hand so close to where you wanted it to be, you shook your head, determined to get your way for once. He tsked at your defiance, nibbling at your ear, making goosebumps rise on your skin. "Oh, Dico, you're always right, please finger fuck me." His voice was mocking, an exaggerated high pitched tone.

"Shut up." You gritted through your teeth, even though you were so close to repeating his words. The hand that was resting on top of yours pushed, making your fingers go deeper, finally pulling a moan out of you. "See, can't even make yourself feel good without my help." He was so proud of himself, smiling against your neck deviously. "Maybe you need my help saying it too, huh? Maybe you're just that dumb." His words made you whine and buck up into your own hand, the little self control you still had quickly slipping away. "C'mon, repeat after me. 'Dico, you're always right.'"

"Fuck you, you're always right." You said, frustrated and desperate, as you pulled your fingers out, waiting for him to make good on his promise. "Hm, close enough." He hummed before pushing his fingers deeper into you than you ever could, a pathetic moan leaving your mouth at the stretch. His fingers were longer, thicker, and though you hated to admit it, he knew your body better than you did.

"Doesn't that just feel so much better?" He asked despite knowing the answer, curling his fingers inside you. You couldn't do anything but moan, his skilled hands making your mind go blank and your body melt into his. He pressed kisses to your sensitive neck as he fucked you with his fingers mercilessly, making you squirm in his arms. You moaned his name loudly, nails digging into his back as you came on his fingers.

His movements didn't cease even as your body shook and twitched, overstimulated. "Bran, stop, I-" He cut you off, not letting you finish your sentence. "You can take it." His fingers slipped out of you soon enough and he flipped you onto himself by your hips. You were straddling his lap now as he positioned you over his dick before pushing you down on it. You moaned in unison, yours desperate and overstimulated, his relieved.

He fucked up into you, every thrust pulling a whimper out of your already fucked out body as he used you to chase his own high. You felt the pleasure build up in your stomach again, muscles tightening around him, making his breathing unsteady. He lost his tempo quickly, movements becoming sloppy as he grabbed your hips to pull you down fully on his cock. The feeling was too much for you, a yelp leaving your mouth as you came, the tightening of your pussy pushing him over the edge.You collapsed onto his chest, feeling it rise and fall quickly, his breaths uneven.

"I fucking hate you."

"No, you don't."

"Yeah, you're right."

"Always am."

[miscellaneouslibrary]

"Sword Fight" short comic

Lol, more Philomina content.

I drew this in my handheld calendar so that's why there's spotted lines.

For this comic, I was really inspired by the fights in Dandadan(great manga, though a very surprising first chapter). Paneling, perspective, foreshortening, speed lines, dynamic posing, I did my best in incorporating all those in this here mini comic. There's a lot of cut corners, like how Phil and Blade seem to be battling in a white void, and where the heck both their swords have gone, too. Next time, I'll draw the background so the space doesn't feel so barren!

I'm very proud of panel 7. In manga, I love how characters are sometime drawn out of frame to showcase speed or power. In this case, Phil looks like she's jumping into the frame to show her speed to the reader! It's just really neat. Hopefully, the way she's posing guides the readers to the next few panels. Also, the way Blade is flying backwards and the way the onomatopoeia "BAM" is drawn just accentuates the force behind Phil's kick, with the speed lines and negative space attracting your eyes to her shoes 😌 Absolute chef's kiss imo.

Honestly, this is the first time I've ever drawn Blade, so I don't really know if I did the man justice in the handsome department 😅. I didn't draw his mouth most of the time because I wanted his eyes to do the talking. I tried my best to draw him as a beast of sorts with determined and crazed eyes looking only at his prey, in this case Philomina(who we sometimes take the perspective of). His focused expression only falters when Phil does something that surprises him.

I don't know if I showcased it well in the comic but Phil is using her rapier to pierce through Blade and curving the rapier's blade to stab him multiple times in order to restrict his movements(panel 5). Then after that, Phil has the rapier spiral behind Blade to an unrecorded amount of length hence the star. Then, while Blade is confused because he's never fought an opponent who's done this before, Phil kicks him in the gut real hard, the force pushing him back. And you know what's behind him? That's right, a spiraling blade that breaks if applied too much pressure to the sides of it. So while, Blade is being kicked by Phil, he's also getting sliced up in the back by multiple shattered pieces of the rapier's blade. And because Phil is significantly smaller than Blade, she won't sustain as bad of injuries as him.

Little tidbit: Philomina despises the Stellaron Hunters. She believes that the actions they've done are unorthodox and vehemently believes that there are other options in changing fate than committing crimes. Speaking of fate, she doesn't believe it at all. Phil believes that the future can never be predetermined and claims that prophecies are psychological traps that prevent people from recognizing other options than what was shown to them by "fate". You can see why she has vendetta against Elio of the Stellaron Hunters. By looking into the future, you are cementing that future as the only option forward.

Because of that, she doesn't believe the Finality is actually real(never has she seen such evidence aside from stories from the Creed Exequys and Omen Vanguards) and argues a lot with a pink-haired master diviner from the Xianzhou Luofu.

[space-woomy]

MURDER DRONES EPISODE 8 SPOILERS

AAAAAAAH I LOVED IT I LOVED IT I LOVED IT I LOVED IT I LOVED IT I LOVED IIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!

COD WHAT A FINALE!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY COD WHEN N AND UZI WERE FALLING DOWN FROM SPACE AND THEY HELD HANDS AND THEN HUGGED FUSKMWKEKFNFBFBSBBSSNNSNDKFKF

Emotional rambles aside, It was a good finale in NY opinion. Not the most satisfying story wise, and it leaves so much out in the open, but I still think it was great none-the-less. The fight and animation overall was FANTASTIC! I loved how they kept up with cyn's body horror movements. Her fucking ankle snapping when she was walking towards N and Uzi was amazing, I love that shit so so so so much! V LIVED!!!!!!! YES! I love that she's back, but it was a bit unsatisfying seeing that "she's back :D" without any explanation really. She just....won. that was it.

Ok ok ok ok OK. I'm going to go through it chronologically:

Loved how the radio started playing the theme from the gala in episode 5, I love when they do callbacks like that. The teacher just being DONE with everything was funny as well. The way it smacked him and he just didn't fucking care. He was just like "...the fuck?".

I love how uzi's mom is for the short times we sew her. The "if ur a bitch" part is awsome. AND THE LITTLE EMOTICON SHE DREW YES!!!!! So fun....

Then BAM N runs Uzi over. I also love how he's being a poilet! Actually putting those skills to use! I'm sure my man could do fucking donuts with rhat ship, IN SPACE! Also their hug is so cute. THE HAND HOLD!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaah.......

"L-like...yeah?" " ...yay..." AAAAABSNFJGIEJEBEBRBJFJGJGJFJ

It would've been cool if they kissed but the hug is just as cool for me. Also the "Gross!" Is fun.

The "I O U 1 SPACESHIP" from cyn is also fun!

So...Thad, Kahn, and Lizzy. I wish they got more screen time, and maybe fought a bit more. That would've been fun to see them fight the sentinel more. I wished they were more involved.

V IS ALIVE!!!!! Like I said above, I wish it was expanded upon more. And not just her showing up suddenly with the Dino. Also, I'll talk about all the lore we get from this at the end.

Uzi throwing her own singularity was awsome. When she was saying "SUCK!!!! ON!!!!! DIIIIIISSSS!!!!" I genuinely thought she was about to say "suck on dick".

CYN!!!!!!! I have to gush about cyn/solver. I fucking LOVE her character desgin. COD the way she moves and handles the body is SO cool. It's like cyn isn't just wearing Tessa's corpse, but is also fused with it? Like, we see at the end that some bones are still I'm there, so it's less like a flesh suit, and more like a fusion between their bodies if that makes sense? If tesa's body was just over cyns drone body, then that ankle snap wouldn't have happened, her legs wouldn't be bent and in weird positions. It's weird. And the way she calls around like a fucking bug or some shit is AWSOME! And fucking terrifying!!!!

The fight between Biscuit bites and Cyn! AMAZING ALL THE WAY THROUGH!!! N is fucking terrified and rightfully so...like...cod...The 2 people who cared for him the most back before he was a MD, he has the image of his 2 best friends stacked in top of eachother, figuratively and literally, clawing through him just....COD...I'm also fascinated with the MD/solver infected anatomy like...the way the core clings into the body, how their half robot half flesh essentially, COD thus is peak body horror for me. Like, I have 2 ends of body horror for me: "Ew yucky please stop" and "YES THATS RAD FUCK YEAH.". On the "Ew" end, is "The thing" type body horror. That shit creeps me out and I don't like it. I think it's the infection part of it, like how your assimilated into the creature itself. On the "Rad" end is Tessa/Cyn. Idk why, but I think that it's just...cleaner? It's more geared towards cyn herself. It's only happening to cyn all the crazy shit with limbs coming out...despite it happening to uzi. IDK OK it's just different to me. It's so fucking cool. I love her mannerisms and how she moves, but HATE (Affectionate) her character. I hate her in the way that you hate a well written Villan.

Also, cyn just Repeating "Let me in" while you can also hear the echo of Tessa saying the same thing, just...OH MY COD!!!!!! It's horrifying!!!! WHY MUST MY BOY BE TRAUMATIZED :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:( THE WAY HE SCREAMED TOO NOOOOOO MY BABY BOY!!!!!! Also...Cyn is fucking down bad for N I'm sorry, just...that fucking tapping on his chest and calling him an "Eager beaver" Naaaaaa keep it in your pants bitch that's Uzi's man.

Speaking of which, UZI COME GET YOUR MANS LIKE SEIOUSLY CYN IS FIENDING FOR HIM!!!! SHE WANTS THAT ROBO DICK!!!!!! And she saved them with the rotating!!!

The little tapping cyn does....AUGH ITS JUST......GGGGH YOU SNEAKY MOTHERFICKER!!!!!!

J and V's conflict here feels...odd. it's really just because neither of them got enough screen time for full development and all, but it does feel nice that their both getting something.

THE ENTIRE SCENE WITH UZI AND N AND V AND CYN IS AMAZING!!!!! OKokokokokok...first, "CallBack ping" is...really odd to me. It's obviously "calling back" to episode 2 with the hands l but there's other stuff about the scene that are weird. Like, it's a "ping", as in a computer or program calling out to another computer. Like cyn's calling out, and waiting for a response to that point? Or maybe it's just that it's "pinging" that moment with the hands, and repeating what happened by shutting the lights and creating all those hands. Idk jf I explained that right.

STOP TRAUMATIAING MY BOY!!!!!! NO!!!!!!! CYN DIGGING THROUGH HIS CHEST NOOOOOO

Ok wait, just realized, with N's flashbacks it alsos seems like that callback ping (in universe or just for the sake of the references) is causing Uzi's corruption, and N's flashbacks as well.

OK WAIT THIS SCENE!!!! ITS A FUCKING MASTERPECIE IN WRITING LET ME BREAK JT DOWN:

To N and Uzi, V is dead, so hearing her voice makes it seem like a trap to them, but we also know that V IS actually alive still. BUT at the same time, the framing of it makes it look like V is facing towards the 2 of them, just for a few seconds, then it shows us that it IS infact a hologram....as a trick for V. The tension built from the "CallBack ping" sequence is added on by the new threat of Cyn running back to were B.Bites (N and Uzi) are, which tells us AND B.Bites that Cyn noticed it as well. So it tricks us and our characters as to if this isna trick or not. At the reveal that V isn't a trick, and is instead being tricked, the tension is doubled once we realize this, and then further EVEN MORE when N shouts out to V, with him taking the risk to save V if she really is there LIKE THE GOOD BOY HE IS, and finally it's released once N gets impaled through the chest. It's a MASTERFUL scene, fucking hell it's SO GOOD!!! IN EVERYWAY OH MY COD!!!!

Woo...anyways, what i noticed in my 3rd watch through was how one of Cyn's tentacle hands does a thumbs up when she says, "right, V?", and then jt turns into a thumbs down. Also, when cyn does the "snip" with her hand, it does it with BOTH hands, so it adds to my theory of Cyn's body and Tessa's corpse being kind of fused together maybe. Also what cyn says mirrors what V said to uzi in cabin fever...or wherever she said it, I can't remember which episode it was.

Cyn having the censored curse is Great. Also Kahn thank you for the "HAH" I can totally see how your Uzi's dad now oh my cod. ALSO THAD FROM DOWNTOWN WITH THAT THROW MAN GOOD JOB!!!!!!

Also BI UZI!?!?!??! LETS GO!?!?!? WE LOVE THE BI REP!!!!!!!!!!

UZI IS CRINGE BUT FREE LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!

Also oh my cod...AJ Dispirito's "BiteMe" goes SO FUCKING HARD!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? Definitlt adding it to my Playlist.

The fight is so good, Uzi's fucking wing slice, and the way cyn got up to throw the sword was awsome. The entire fight sequence was AMAZING to me. It's come such a long way from Uzi's fight with J and the...pen...but jajsbaJAJSHDJDJ it's soooo good...

OH SHIT I didn't even realize it, but the reason why Cyn's core burn when Uzi does the NULL thing is because she PUNCHED A WHOLE THROUGH TBMHE PLANET TO GET THE SUNLIGHT which is so cool. I think ot could've been communicated better, but MAN that's sick to actually use that aspect of the M.D's to defeat her.

So...swallowing the AbsoluteSolver singularity...I'll talk about it at the end.

COD lizzy please....Thad saved your ass just now come ON.

Norry your kid is just like you oh my cod...YOUR A DORK GO HUG YOUR HUSBAND!!!!! Kahn...yeahbyour down bad. Also why did the lizard live?

HELL YEAH DAMAGED OC!!!!! WELCOME TO THE CLUB!!!!

Also the squeal and groan from those 2...aaaawww...jsjdjdbdbdne...

HA THE "forget about all of this instantly, get tunneled visioned on spooky corpse robot reveal. Work backwards from there." Is such an Uzi thing. It also feels like a small callous to when Film theory did a video on M.D. I love the revised.

Ok so....a lot of robots are still alive in the colony weirdly enough. One of them...is just a body so...uh...yeah...

Ok honestly, they did doll dirty. They should've given more focus or respect for doll. They did her dirty.

N LEARNING THE FUCKING ANIME DRAWING MAGA BOOK FHSNDNFBFB

It looks like the solver symbol has been carved into the plant itself, so the colony is probably in that.

Also J is repairing the ship it seems...odd....

THEY PLAY CARDS TOGETHER YAY!!!!! I hope nori, like, gets a body...somehow...Also Yayy!!!! Uzi has both their parents now!!!!!!

...doll...I hope...

J faje out deaths huh? So...she's alive still. Good to know

I'd that dolls head in uzi's room? Uzi thats weird....

I love the human them anime their watching btw

Why they gotta put the disrespect on doll man...

Kind glad the dinosaur is now ouppy :)!!!!

V NO THATS NOT ALLOWED

Why is there monster in cryosleep still?

Alrighty...lore time:

From what J says I'm her fight with V, "You can't escape it, not even in death." It seems like the solver doesn't JUST Kill you. The assimilate lines from Cyn are more literal than we thought. It looks like the coniousnesses of whoever is eaten or "Assimilated" remains a part of the solver's consciousness. We can also infer this from the Screams we hear when the core is burned. We can also tell from the conversation in Cyn's face, they "won't be alone". I think this basically confirms that the solver is a collection of consiousnesses in some way or another soooo...doll being consumed by cyn...and the doll ghost In the hallway...she could come back!

So. Overall:

I think the finale was great. I liked it. It feels like it's setting up for a season 2, but we know that's not happening so....yeah...

The animation, overall writing for the episode alone, the voice acting, It was ALL great! But I think those listed aspects are what carry it for me. I do love the episode, I really do, but COD I wish we got some definitive answers. This epsidoe should've been 49 minutes, and contained answers for what the fuck the solver is to be a PERFECT finale. I'm seeing a lot of people hating the episode because there were no answers but I don't agree. There's more too it than just the answers for the solver. Yes, I agree, there SHOULD HAVE been answers for the solver, but at the very least we get some hints, and y'know? That's disappointing, but not horrible. I feel like this episode was VERY "Murder drones". It was very much in the spirit of the show. It could've taken itself a but more serious, but even so, I think it did take itself serious enough at times to be servisable.

TLDR: the finale wasn't perfect, but it was definitly a finale to murder drones.

I'm gonna stick with the Fandom, abd hope Glutch says "SIKE" And gives us a season 2 anyways :')

Now how do I incorporate this into my fan fiction.........

[stratossphere]

jealousy | v.v

ville only has so much patience for talkative men in bars.

warnings: fluff!, fistfight in the beginning, everyone’s a little drunk, suggestive language

word count: 4.3k

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One thing that you ultimately had to accept when you'd started to include yourself in the life that came with Ville’s popularity and the crowd it drew in was that there were always going to be people. No matter how much privacy you battled for, there would always. be. people.

So, tonight was no different. Despite the fact that you were in kind of a shitty bar in the bowels of Philly, you could tell soon after you both arrived that there were going to be some of those people.

Albeit, it wasn't as bad as it could've been, because although you were staying with Bam, you and Ville were out on a half-drunk version of date night, so it was just the two of you. But, despite not being followed around by one of the most famous faces in Pennsylvania, you still had fame painted on your own faces. And people in bars never treated you normally when they recognized your face off of some magazine or movie poster. No, they waited until you were alone and then basically crawled up your ass the first chance they got.

"—then phone called me from downstairs while I was pissing last night just to ask me to give him a condom when he knows mine won't fit him." Ville was in the middle of a lengthy complaining session over Bam's past week discretions against him, and he patted your leg animatedly for emphasis every so often where your feet were resting in his lap across the booth. "You can hear those two screaming at each other all hours of the night down there. It's fucking ridiculous."

"You wanted to visit." You reminded him pointedly, making a face when you noticed that, once again, both of your glasses were empty. "Go get the next round."

"Fuck no. It's your turn." Neither of you wanted to get up, because if you did, people would no doubt come up to the bar while you were trying to order and avoid respecting any personal space in order to talk your ears off. They'd been doing it all night, and every time one of you got up it seemed to be somebody else.

"But I don't want to talk to anyone." You whined, glancing warily in the direction of the bar. You needed to find more low-key places for your very rare date nights. Ville just snorted and shook his head.

"Neither do I. Get me another Heineken." He patted your leg once more before he was shoving your feet out of his lap, signaling that he'd made up his mind about who was getting up. You shot him a venomous look as you stood, waving him away when he reached out to smack your ass with a grin before you were mentally preparing yourself to head up the bar.

Of course, as soon as you reached it, the same guy that had been clearly trying to put himself out there to you was right back at your side. The only reason you’d escaped him the first time was because he'd gotten distracted by one of his friends shoving him from behind.

"Oh, you're back! How's your night going?" He shouted over the music right in your ear as you leaned in to order more drinks, standing way too close as he did so. You barely glanced in his direction as you finished ordering, hellbent on getting him to leave you alone due to the fact that this was the fifth time he'd asked you that same question since you and Ville had arrived. However, that clearly didn't fly, because he cleared his throat loudly and then his hand was on your shoulder. "Hey! How's your night!"

"Still good. Still on a date, since you last asked me." You were kind of getting annoyed, and it was unintentionally apparent in your tone as you finally caved and acknowledged his presence while shrugging out of his touch.

"Come on. You didn't need to bring up the date thing. I'm not trying anything on you." Coming from someone who, clearly, was trying several things on you. "I just wanted to see how you were doing. You don't look like you're having much fun."

"It's because I have resting bitch face! I am having a good time!" You admitted, motioning to the mostly-dead look that often plagued your features. Admittedly, his pestering wasn't making that look any better, but still. He laughed loudly.

"Hey. I'm not trying to be a douche. I'm just saying that girls like you should smile more." Girls like you. Wow. That was really a winning line right there. And, to add onto it, he decided to reach his hand out and rub it down your arm. You moved away slightly.

"My boyfriend makes me smile all the time. Guess you just have to be funny to pull it out of me." You made a point to direct his gaze right over to where Ville was sitting, and in that moment you noticed that said boyfriend had completely turned to face the bar and was scowling in your direction. The man next to you must've been drunk enough to where your subtle insult rolled over his head, because he just shrugged.

"He doesn't look like he's having a good time, either. Maybe you're just not right for each other." Ah, blind advice from strangers who wanted to get in your pants. The most eye-opening, if you did say so yourself. You laughed at that, and his eyes just went serious. "See? Now you're smiling. I make people laugh instead of brooding in dark corners and giving women dirty looks."

"No, I'm laughing at the fact that you think you know whether or not we're right for each other. You're just some guy in a shitty Pennsylvania bar." You were really wishing that the bartender would hurry up with your drinks, because it seemed like with every word he spoke this guy got closer, and you were getting really sick of being nice. Especially because, despite how many times you moved away, his hand found its way back onto you somehow.

"Ditch him for the night and come up here and sit with me. Let me show you what you're missing out on." Just as he gave out his ridiculous offer, his hand reached out, sliding to grip your hip so that his palm was touching the bare skin above your belt line. Okay. Now you were fucking done.

You made a face at the touching, which he clearly saw, but before you could even move or speak, his hand was being ripped off of you, and then it was in a death grip as a familiar tattooed arm came into your peripheral view. Thank fucking god.

"Keep your fucking hands to yourself, cunt." Ville had clearly had enough of watching from where he’d been sitting, and the look in his eyes told you that your night at the bar probably wasn't going to end on a smooth note. As if you cared.

"Chill, dude. Your girl is the one being a bitch." Mind you, this guy was 5'7 at best, and Ville, who was right in his face staring with the guy's wrist twisted in his grasp, completely dwarfed him in appearance. It was actually kind of funny, ignoring the circumstances.

"What? Because I wouldn't flirt with your ugly fucking ass?" You spat, wishing that your drinks had been delivered by that point so you could've poured your beer right down his stained Guns n Roses t-shirt. Fucking prick. Ville held you back where you were trying to get around him and throw something else (preferably your fist) at him instead, but god be damned if you weren’t pushing.

"Oh, believe me. It wouldn't have taken much more to get you to go bend over in the bathroom." And that was the final straw. Before the words were even fully out of his mouth, Ville let out a sound of disbelief, reached forward to grab the guy by his hair, and then proceeded to spit right in his face before throwing a right hook that hit the guy dead center in his nose with the metal of Ville's rings.

And then all hell broke loose.

As soon as the guy registered that Ville had just basically destroyed his nose, he started screaming and throwing his hands out wildly, only to be shut right up when Ville threw a second punch that connected with his mouth. Then people were trying to pull Ville back, you were getting shoved out of the way, and everyone was shouting at each other.

So, as a result, your date night was quickly cut short in the same way it usually was. The both of you got kicked out. But, for once, you weren’t even mad.

"I can't believe you did that. That was so fucking hot." You gushed as you followed Ville out into the street, basically being yanked along by his tight grip on your upper arm that hadn't ceased since he'd first grabbed you to prevent you from being shoved back away from him.

"It was not hot. Why does it always have to get to the point where we get kicked out in order for us to enjoy our night?" Ville grumbled, finally easing his grip on you once you were far enough from the bar to where you wouldn't get in trouble for hanging around. You felt a light smirk tugging at your lips when you got a look at his reddened knuckles that still had flecks of blood on them.

"Are you actually that mad about it?" You were a little surprised. Usually it took Ville a lot to get beyond the 'slightly irritated' level of his anger. Sure, sometimes he got really drunk and just started getting into fights for the hell of it, but to see him throwing genuine punches was very rare.

"His hands were all fucking over you, Y/n. Of course I'm fucking mad." He snapped, glaring at the bar as if he thought that if his dirty look was harsh enough, it would kill the guy still inside. You smiled and took his hand in yours, swinging it back and forth languidly as you both walked.

"So...you punched him because you were jealous." You concurred, giving him your best shit-eating grin as he glanced down at you with a dirty look at your words. You then leaned your head against his shoulder and let out an over-dramatic, pleased sigh. "You're so romantic."

"Will you shut up? I wasn't jealous, I was defending you because he was basically calling you a whore." He rephrased, shrugging you off of his shoulder because you were annoying him. You raised your eyebrows at him telling you to shut up, yanking on his arm just slightly when he pushed you away just to see that irritated look again.

"A lot of people have called me a whore before. Maybe it just means I am one." You were just playing for a reaction, and you knew you were going to get one. You saw his look change into one that suggested he was about to delve into a lecture, and you tried to keep your laughing to yourself as you quickly shot to talk over him so that he couldn't yell at you for poking. "You look so hot when you fight, you know that?"

"Yeah? Is that why you let yourself get groped a million times before I did something?" Sometimes it was unfortunate that Ville had such a high tolerance to alcohol, because where you were in your five-beers-deep giggly stage, he was still completely, irritably sober. You groaned.

"Babe. The last time I did something, you chewed me out for like, half an hour." And that was as a result of a long list of other times you’d done something. Or were just being an idiot in public. Either one worked. "Tonight was a patience exercise."

"Maybe you just shouldn't pick bars for dates anymore." Ville muttered, giving you a knowing look as he no-doubt recalled several different instances of drunken escapades going violent. You liked to have real fun, okay?

"But you're so fun to drink with. Candlelit dinners are stupid." You complained, ducking under his arm where he was still holding your hand so that he was forced to wrap it around you whether he liked it or not. He chuckled at that, which made you feel a little bit better about everything.

"I fucking love you." He lifted his hand from your shoulder to cup your head and pull you in so that he could kiss the top of your hair before shaking his head in amusement. "The only girl in history who chooses getting groped in a dirty bar over a romantic, candlelit dinner."

"Are you saying I'm not romantic enough?" You scoffed, pulling away from him slightly so that you could put on your best show of looking offended. He shrugged, letting go of you as you pulled further away.

"I didn't say anything." There was a playful smirk on his face, and you shook your head in disbelief as you walked backwards so that you could be in front of him whilst actually looking at him. There was no way Ville Valo himself, who was infamous for going on about how he didn't like stereotypical romantic acts, was telling you that you weren’t romantic enough.

"Some of us can't write songs. Or draw. Or play instruments." You complained, listing off all of his romantic advantages against you. He already had all the good hobbies for a job, and all you could do was tell him how handsome he was and bring him to bed when he passed out drunk on the floor.

"Those aren't romance. Those are my profession." Ville pointed out very obviously, slowing down slightly so he wouldn't walk right into you due to the fact that you weren’t tall enough to keep his fast pace (especially backwards). "There's romance in beauty and the feelings it produces."

"What does that even mean?" Sometimes he was a little too poetic for your understanding. Also, sometimes he had a habit of quoting lyrics to songs that no one had ever heard and that you definitely weren't going to catch. "Talk normally or you're going to give me a migraine."

"It means that I feel fulfilled when it comes to romance because of how I feel by just being with you. Love and romance are an experience, not just a feeling that you're supposed to conjure up on your own through stupid gestures." That still didn't qualify as talking normally, but you didn't even care because of how (goddammit!) romantic it was. "Stop walking backwards or else you're going to trip, love."

You stopped walking completely then, because his words had left you effectively speechless, and he seemed completely confused by the fact. He stopped too, and then you both were just standing face-to-face, you looking like a love-drunk (and regular drunk) idiot and him looking slightly inconvenienced.

"No stopping. We're going somewhere." He clearly didn't want to acknowledge the weight of his words, because he took your hand and pulled you right along, not giving you the chance to kiss him ten times in a row like you wanted to as you resumed your path. You weren’t quite sure exactly where you were going, because you’d been diverting down side streets for a while and were nearing the forest that Bam had grown up playing in, but you weren’t exactly about to argue. He was mostly sober, and you didn't have anywhere to be in the morning.

It took a little while of Ville muttering under his breath and backtracking every-so-often, but eventually you got to what you determined to be your destination, which you were pleasantly surprised to determine was one of the fishing docks in front of the lake to the left of the forest.

"Here. Now you can act like a drunk bastard and no one will put you under house arrest." Ville announced as he led you onto the dock, his boots kicking up flecks of wet leaves and splinters as you walked across the wood. You laughed, and then gasped in excitement when he opened his jacket and pulled out a full bottle of Jäegermeister. Romantic in a completely different sense of the word.

"No fucking way! Where did you get this?" You accepted the bottle eagerly, dropping down once you got to a certain point on the dock and then motioning for him to do the same. He came down next to you, reaching out to open the bottle for you before you could even ask.

"They had it out on the bartop when they were telling you we had to leave. Thought we deserved it considering that bar was a shithole." He said casually as he watched you take a small drink. Sure, you were away from the public, but getting ridiculously plastered right next to a lake when you had a habit of getting a little unsteady on your feet under the influence of alcohol probably wasn't the best idea.

"Y/n Valo has a good ring to it, doesn't it?" You joked, wiggling your eyebrows at him as you handed the bottle over so that he could take a drink. A wide grin broke out on his face at that, and he chuckled and shook his head as he took a much longer swig than you.

"It does. If you say it the right way." He then proceeded to pronounce ‘Y/n Y/m/n Valo’ in the thickest Finnish accent he could muster, his tongue rolling almost every single syllable as he spoke. You made a face, because he knew just as well as you did how infamously terrible you were at pronouncing words the same way he did (besides his name, which came naturally at this point).

"Yeah, whatever. I'll just get your name tattooed on me or something." You grumbled, leaning against his shoulder and then dropping your head to rest on top of it. You then grabbed his hand, twisting one of the ten rings on his fingers around slightly. "When we get married someday, you're not allowed to wear these."

"What? Why not?" He sounded genuinely offended by your rule. You snorted, because you really didn't know why he was so obsessed with that many rings (they had their own carrying case, for fuck's sake), before pulling the ring up his finger slightly to reveal the rings of dirt that were left behind.

"Because they're disgusting." You pointed to your evidence, and he snickered at his own lack of hand washing. To his credit, he'd been out doing god-knows-what with Bam and Brandon Novak for most of the afternoon, but still. "You know, I'm going to stop letting you put your fingers in me if this is how your hands look all the time."

"I can eat pussy with no hands." His tone was so sly, you couldn't help but giggle like an idiot at his words. Jaeger really brought out the honesty in him. "One time I forget to wash my hands, and now you're calling me grimy."

"Believe me. You've been grimy before this." He wasn't the one who had been on the receiving end of the world's sweatiest hugs after he'd been up on stage in the hot sun for two and a half hours. There'd also been multiple times where you’d showed up to spend a few days with him while he was on tour and his hair had been cooking under a beanie for about five days. Not pleasant to touch.

"Fine. Here." He suddenly began to pull all of the rings from his fingers, pulling your hand open before dropping each one in your palm until you had a pile of ten and then leaning over to stick both of his hands into the lake next to you. You watched with silent laughter as he scrubbed his hands together in the water, splashing everywhere in the process and being super loud while he grumbled to himself the entire time.

Once he was apparently satisfied with the level of 'cleanliness' achieved by the lake water, he pulled his hands back out, using his jeans as a towel before he then presented ten cleaner-looking fingers to you.

"Is this acceptable?" The level of snark in his tone made you roll your eyes, but you nodded nevertheless before pocketing his filthy rings and zipping your jacket pocket closed so that he couldn't slip them right back on.

"Beautiful." Then, to stop him from pouting, you reached out and wrapped an arm around his neck, pulling him towards you so that you could press a purposely-wet kiss right to his cheek. Then another. Then another. "You know, the guy at the bar said that you look like you brood in dark corners and give women dirty looks. I'm starting to think he was right."

"The 'guy at the bar' can suck my fucking ass. I hope his nose is broken." Ville spat as soon as you mentioned it, the jealousy he'd clearly acted on in the bar soaking right back into his voice as if it had never left. "You know what he looked like? The type of asshole who refuses to eat you out and says he'd rather just watch you finish yourself off."

Oh yeah. The Jaeger was definitely starting to kick in. Once Ville had consumed a certain amount of hard liquor, he was never a good person to have anywhere near polite company for fear of whatever derogatory thing (which came loudly and often) was going to come out of his mouth.

"Point to you." You rolled your eyes at his dramatic response, pressing another kiss to his cheek before taking your arm away so that he didn't have to bend down at an awkward angle. He also finally handed back the bottle after having hogged it this entire time so that he could pull his cigarette pack out of his jacket pocket. "Alright. No more carpet-munching talk. You're ruining our romantic date."

"My apologies, darling." He said very seriously as he lit his cigarette, smoke puffing out through his nose as he took a long drag. If he hadn't been in such a no-nonsense mood, you would've told him how handsome he looked when he smoked at night. Upon reciting the words in your head, however, you jumped at the realization that those words sounded perfectly romantic. Win!

"You look so handsome when you smoke in the moonlight." That was a winning line if you’d ever heard one. You were grinning like an idiot when you said it, and he just laughed when he saw the look on your face. After a pause, he suddenly started to sing.

"What a beautiful sight, in the moonlight. The way you're looking at me with your loving eyes, you let me know that for all my life, you would always be my only girl." There he went singing songs no one had ever heard of again. And in a southern accent, to put the cherry on top. He seemed to be able to immediately tell that you had no idea what he was talking about, and he sighed. "In Another World by Joe Diffie. Mige heard it in a bar in Texas one time and then played it all the time for like, a month straight."

"You're ridiculous." You then made a point to look directly at his lips, because you weren’t going to be taken out to a secluded dock where no one was around without doing a little making out while you were alone. He clearly noticed your cue, because his lips immediately curled into a smirk.

"And you're beautiful." And then he was closing the space between you, starting the kiss out softly and then not-so-slowly deepening it as his cold hand cupped your cheek with his cigarette still burning between his fingers. You were completely enveloped in his smell, both from his cologne and his cigarette smoke, and you let out a small whimper into the kiss.

You knew you obviously weren't going to fuck on a random dock in front of some random lake, but you couldn't help yourself out of slowly shifting into his lap, the urge to touch him overpowering your common sense, which had already been weakened by alcohol. He obviously didn't mind, and slid his hand under your jacket and shirt to press his palm into your lower back so that your chests were completely together as his tongue slid against yours.

"The next time some piece of shit starts flirting with you at the bar and they so much as lay a finger on you, I will bend you over and fuck you right then and there in front of them." After a few minutes Ville broke away, and as he mumbled those words against your lips, you felt a deep jolt of arousal shoot through several parts of your body. You shivered in his arms, quickly making a decision right then and there.

"Let's go back. I want you." You whined, fighting the urge to press your thighs together. Ville's voice already made you generally pretty horny, but adding a lot of booze and his possessiveness to the mix was ruining your underwear. He leaned in to kiss and then suck gently at the sweet spot just under your ear, humming in satisfaction when you let out a breathy moan at the feeling.

"Whatever you want, my love. I'll put all this pussy-eating talk to good use when we get there."