#mooshiblurbs

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You ever look at old post and just :/. Like damn I really wrote that huh. I really wrote it, proofread it, and sent it out like it was a fully baked thought.

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Guess who remembered their tumblr password :)

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WAS ANYONE GONAN TELL ME THAT RUNG IS OFFICIALLY LABELED AS A TUMBLR SEXYMAN ON THE SEXYMAN WIKI OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT OUT MYSELF WHEN DIGGING FOR RUNG CONTENT?? WHAT THE FUCK GUYS. WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME IM FUCKING SCREAMING

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TWITTER POLLS ARE GOING INSANE RN BUT PLEASE VOTE FOR TRACKS I AM BEGGING I LOVE BLITZWING BUT PLEASE TRACKS NEEDS A DUB BRO IM GOING INSANE

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I hc that this is exactly how Rodimus responds to everyone on the Lost Light at some point. No one is safe. Anyone that has ever dm’d Roddi has this picture. Mags has a portfolio of just this picture.

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You know what? I like you. Lesbian flags your Tracks

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Plantcrum <3

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One of the best things abt being in the transformers fandom is the power to make any middle aged dude who smells like stale Doritos and BO absolutely tremble with rage at mention of any character being anything other than a cis straight man. Like Optimus is a bi transmasc king idc what to tell you bro that’s just facts

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I started watching BotBots and I love it so much! It’s so cute I’m going insane. They’re just guys. Just some guys.

THEY ARE LITERALLY JUST GUYS. NOTHING SPECIAL. NO WARS. NO DRAMA. NOTHING. JUST GUYS DOING THINGS. LOVE THIS SHOW HOURGRHRHRHHRHR

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drawing sans undertale in online mspaint is the peak of my artistic prowess

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Swerve consuming all earth media from the past and the present implies he knows the existence of Undertale and because of that, I propose to you, Swerve doesn’t sound like John Mulaney, but in fact sounds exactly like Sans Undertale

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Y’all know that thing that cats do where they’re tired but want affection. So they outstretch a paw and hold onto your hand gently. Like hey I’m tired but just so you know I love you.

Yea that’s starscream. I won’t elaborate. Bird man has cat like tendencies at times and that’s one of them.

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I finished a TikTok thing and I’m really tired but Fulcrum suffers from frat boy attraction syndrome. He needs hospitalization quickly.

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HI. SORRY FOR NOT POSTING AT ALL IN DECEMBER IVE BEEN BUSY WITH FINALS AND SUCH BUT IT’S OVER NOW AND S/O TO @flamingowos FOR THE RODI PRINT AND CHARM I LOVE HIM SO MUCH DHSJAKSJSOWKEIDJE

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Ok 11 pm post, but hear me out on this one cause I think it’s a really good idea and I haven’t felt this excited in a while let me have this.

Ahem.

Starscream has rats.

That’s it.

That’s the fucking post.

I’m just playing lol, but seriously I feel like he would keep rats and he would have a happy rat family with Optimus. Like he just would. As soon as starscream spots a rat fkr the first time he would instantly fall in love with it cause it’s like cone but alive. And they’re super smart and sneaky like so they remind him of himself and he gets really excited like tiny rodent go brrrr.

Rats are like Cybertronian sized mice and Starscream would find it super adorable. Like yea ew organic life, but these little things Starscream just can’t find the spark to hurt them in anyway and grows super attached to these small critters that munch on pretty much anything edible he gives them. Ofc he would do some proper research into what a rat was and how to take care of it, how else would he care for his army.

Optimus ofc wouldn’t really care and if anything encourages him to find happiness in his rats bc he just wants his conjux to be happy and if that means watching and listening to Starscream ramble on and on abt his rats then so be it. He looks adorable talking so passionately anyway.

I imagine Optimus would sit next to Starscream and would happily hold the rats in his hand while Star lets them have their daily playtime. He would even help Star out building mazes and toys for them to explore while also being able to keep an eye on them. And then they would bond over that like yes this will be perfect for our rodent children.

And then they smile, hug, and then they go in for a quick kiss cause they’re just excited to let the rats try it out and watch them explore their new toys.

Idk I just feel like Starscream keeping rats would be a healthy cope for him and they would allow him to feel empathy for others which Optimus would be proud of him for. Like look at my husband he used to be angry rat bastard but now he’s just a rat bastard. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.

He would melt whenever Starscream gushes abt his little pets. That’s my HC now and I’m crying.

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I just know Starscream lurks in the shadows on the Autobot base to give out kisses on sight. Mostly to Optimus but ya know. Free kisses but he scares the shit out of your first. Like an eagle in the night. He snatches your soul and then a kissy. Mwah

I have no way of proving this but just take my word for it.