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unimooshi · 2 years ago

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You ever look at old post and just :/. Like damn I really wrote that huh. I really wrote it, proofread it, and sent it out like it was a fully baked thought.

#not transformers #mooshiblurbs

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unimooshi · 2 years ago

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Guess who remembered their tumblr password :)

#unimooshi #mooshiblurbs

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unimooshi · 3 years ago

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WAS ANYONE GONAN TELL ME THAT RUNG IS OFFICIALLY LABELED AS A TUMBLR SEXYMAN ON THE SEXYMAN WIKI OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT OUT MYSELF WHEN DIGGING FOR RUNG CONTENT?? WHAT THE FUCK GUYS. WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME IM FUCKING SCREAMING

#IM FUCKING BALLING TOO THO. LIKE FINALLY I CAN SAY THAT RUNG IS SEXY WITHOUT THINKING IT’S WEIRD #LIKE RUNG IS HOT RIGHT??? WE CAN ALL AGREE ON THAT?? HE’S SEXY WE CAN ALL AGREE ON THAT #BUT THE FACT THAT NOBODY BOTHERED TO TELL ME IM FUCKING DEVASTATED. I JUST GOT OFF WORK LIKE 30 MINUTES AGO I CANT HANLDE THIS RN DHAKAOSOAL #god rung I just dhskakaks. I love rung but why didn’t anyone tell me he’s on the sexypedia wiki I’m fucking sobbing #there needs to be more rung love. he’s the perfect man. that’s it.#transformers #rung #transformers rung #tf rung #rung is a tumblr sexyman and I’m mad y’all didn’t fucking tell me I’m so upset #mooshiblurbs #maccadams #maccadam

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unimooshi · 2 years ago

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TWITTER POLLS ARE GOING INSANE RN BUT PLEASE VOTE FOR TRACKS I AM BEGGING I LOVE BLITZWING BUT PLEASE TRACKS NEEDS A DUB BRO IM GOING INSANE

#transformers #tracks #maccadams #I’m going for a tracks sweep but I know it’s not gonna happen #BUT IT DOESNT HURT TO TRY BABY LETS GO #PLEASE I AM BEGGING #VOTE TRACKS IM GOING INSANE #mooshiblurbs #LITERALLY USING EVERY TAG I CAN TO GET THIS OUT #tf #Blitzwing #please let my man win #he needs the W

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unimooshi · 3 years ago

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I hc that this is exactly how Rodimus responds to everyone on the Lost Light at some point. No one is safe. Anyone that has ever dm’d Roddi has this picture. Mags has a portfolio of just this picture.

#i love megamind no bitches #we’ve peaked as a society #there will never be a funnier image #i like to think swerve is the one who gave Rodi this image and has regretted it ever since #he thinks it’s hilarious but still. no one is safe. god can you imagine #the entire coup that happened probably happened bc everyone was tired of being sent this #Roddi cyber bullies people and I think that’s hilarious and I’m willing it to be canon rn #I’m telepathically making this canon #transformers #Rodimus #lost light #tf #mooshiblurbs #no bitches #he sends getaway this picture every day before the coup

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unimooshi · 3 years ago

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You know what? I like you. Lesbian flags your Tracks

#yes I spent 30 minutes editing this and it still looks bad. deal with it #I’ve wanted to do this for so long but I kept forgetting and it’s almost midnight so I might as well #my discord is this but with crankcase lol bc crankcase is my con comfort character #i will not elaborate #he is my ultimate comfort character and I will adore him as such #not as much as I love tracks but yes #lesbian tracks pog bro listen #every robot could be a he/him lesbian think abt it #like 👁👁#transformers #lesbian #tracks #tf tracks #my edits #mooshiblurbs

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unimooshi · 3 years ago

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Plantcrum <3

#I very strongly HC that Fulcrum is a gardener/loves plant life #Idc if he hates organics he loves plants bc I love plants #He needs to inherit this love from me #There is no other way #i need to project my love of plants and gardens on to fulcrum #he needs to be the one who has a mini garden on the WAP and spends his time in there misting and pruning his plants with a lil straw hat #with gentle hands touching his leaves and admiring them #hourgrhrhrhrhrhhrrhhrhrhrhrhrhrhr #transformers #fulcrum #mtmte #mtmte fulcrum #i love flowers so much they’re so prettyyyytt #plantcrum #mooshiblurbs #art #maccadams #maccadam #tf

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unimooshi · 3 years ago

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One of the best things abt being in the transformers fandom is the power to make any middle aged dude who smells like stale Doritos and BO absolutely tremble with rage at mention of any character being anything other than a cis straight man. Like Optimus is a bi transmasc king idc what to tell you bro that’s just facts

#rage harder baby man #oh no you’re gonna call me a slur? still doesn’t change the fact I think he’s an lgbt icon idk what to tell you #go be bald and sad somewhere else 🙄🙄#like don’t you have a failing marriage and 3 kids you never see to try and talk to instead?#anyway I don’t like middle aged men y’all smell like a nursing home for no reason and I don’t get that #invest in deodorant and therapy #come in bestie let’s do it together :))#transformers #optimus prime #transmasc #bisexual #mooshiblurbs #maccadams #maccadam

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unimooshi · 3 years ago

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I started watching BotBots and I love it so much! It’s so cute I’m going insane. They’re just guys. Just some guys.

THEY ARE LITERALLY JUST GUYS. NOTHING SPECIAL. NO WARS. NO DRAMA. NOTHING. JUST GUYS DOING THINGS. LOVE THIS SHOW HOURGRHRHRHHRHR

#this show is so fucking waghghghhhh #i adore Dimlit. he’s just so adorable I love him. a guy #he literally says he wants to be held I love him #transformers #it’s just a fun lil show #botbots #mooshiblurbs #unimooshi

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unimooshi · 2 years ago

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drawing sans undertale in online mspaint is the peak of my artistic prowess

#sans lol #idk why im drawing sans undertale im still obesed with the tumblr sexyman poll #sansweep #not trasnformers #mooshiblurbs #unimooshi

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unimooshi · 2 years ago

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Swerve consuming all earth media from the past and the present implies he knows the existence of Undertale and because of that, I propose to you, Swerve doesn’t sound like John Mulaney, but in fact sounds exactly like Sans Undertale

#he doesn’t say anything he just makes the sans noise and it’s just translates in everyone head #this post was way funnier when I thought abt it #transformers #swerve #undertale #sans undertale #mooshiblurbs

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unimooshi · 3 years ago

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Y’all know that thing that cats do where they’re tired but want affection. So they outstretch a paw and hold onto your hand gently. Like hey I’m tired but just so you know I love you.

Yea that’s starscream. I won’t elaborate. Bird man has cat like tendencies at times and that’s one of them.

#he crawls on all 4’s at home on the ceiling and reaches out to touch Op’s cat ears like the menace he is #and then skitters away. or he lays in bed and is like half asleep but wants cuddles but doesn’t wanna do body on body contact #so he just puts out a hand. like. here. love me. now.#and then they got to sleep holding hands :)))#this thiught is giving me serotonin I’m houghhhhghhhhhh #they’re in LOVEEEEEE #FUCK. LET THEM KISSSS AND ME DOMESTICCCCC #Starscream and Op would be the relationship goals. the ultimate enemies to lovers arc #ayo babe new gremlin just dropped #transformers #starscream #optimus prime #starop #starprime #mooshiblurbs #I would do anything for soft ship content #I used to be super into angels but now I just wanna be loved #let them be loved #let them be happy goddamn it

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unimooshi · 3 years ago

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I finished a TikTok thing and I’m really tired but Fulcrum suffers from frat boy attraction syndrome. He needs hospitalization quickly.

#transformers #fulfire #misfire #fulcrum #they chew on my brain sometimes and this audio was too good to pass on #it suits them perfectly jdskalallalsslala #I put minimal effort in for his hut I do like how it turned out fbh #anyway I’m really tired I’m probably gonna go to bed. but follow me on TikTok if you want #whatever no pressure. it’s not like I post much anyway #goodnight everyone #I love y’all mwahhhh #mooshiblurbs #scavengers #mtmte #maccadams #maccadam #video post

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unimooshi · 3 years ago

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HI. SORRY FOR NOT POSTING AT ALL IN DECEMBER IVE BEEN BUSY WITH FINALS AND SUCH BUT IT’S OVER NOW AND S/O TO @flamingowos FOR THE RODI PRINT AND CHARM I LOVE HIM SO MUCH DHSJAKSJSOWKEIDJE

#he’s so cute #his smile. precious✨✨#i would kill for him #this is on Etsy btw go check out the artist if you want to purchase one for yourself #i wanna give him a big ol kiss #horuehehhehee the fact I almost cried when I unwrapped my gift 😭😭😭#i love you babe thank you so much dhsjsksksk walla #transformers #rodimus #idw tf #idw rodimus #mtmte #mtmte rodimus #charm #print #mooshiblurbs

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unimooshi · 4 years ago

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Ok 11 pm post, but hear me out on this one cause I think it’s a really good idea and I haven’t felt this excited in a while let me have this.

Ahem.

Starscream has rats.

That’s it.

That’s the fucking post.

I’m just playing lol, but seriously I feel like he would keep rats and he would have a happy rat family with Optimus. Like he just would. As soon as starscream spots a rat fkr the first time he would instantly fall in love with it cause it’s like cone but alive. And they’re super smart and sneaky like so they remind him of himself and he gets really excited like tiny rodent go brrrr.

Rats are like Cybertronian sized mice and Starscream would find it super adorable. Like yea ew organic life, but these little things Starscream just can’t find the spark to hurt them in anyway and grows super attached to these small critters that munch on pretty much anything edible he gives them. Ofc he would do some proper research into what a rat was and how to take care of it, how else would he care for his army.

Optimus ofc wouldn’t really care and if anything encourages him to find happiness in his rats bc he just wants his conjux to be happy and if that means watching and listening to Starscream ramble on and on abt his rats then so be it. He looks adorable talking so passionately anyway.

I imagine Optimus would sit next to Starscream and would happily hold the rats in his hand while Star lets them have their daily playtime. He would even help Star out building mazes and toys for them to explore while also being able to keep an eye on them. And then they would bond over that like yes this will be perfect for our rodent children.

And then they smile, hug, and then they go in for a quick kiss cause they’re just excited to let the rats try it out and watch them explore their new toys.

Idk I just feel like Starscream keeping rats would be a healthy cope for him and they would allow him to feel empathy for others which Optimus would be proud of him for. Like look at my husband he used to be angry rat bastard but now he’s just a rat bastard. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.

He would melt whenever Starscream gushes abt his little pets. That’s my HC now and I’m crying.

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unimooshi · 3 years ago

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I just know Starscream lurks in the shadows on the Autobot base to give out kisses on sight. Mostly to Optimus but ya know. Free kisses but he scares the shit out of your first. Like an eagle in the night. He snatches your soul and then a kissy. Mwah

I have no way of proving this but just take my word for it.

#transformers #starscream #optimus prime #optimus #team prime #hide yo kids hide yo wife #the gongoozler #it’s not actually the gongoozler but it reminds me of this #and was the inspo so….#any universe honestly #but I envision TFP with this one #mooshiblurbs #maccadams #maccadam #starprime #starop

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