#uni shite

[notcatherinemorland]

the mitigating circs form is IN. i am forcibly removed from consciousness as i am sleeping about 14 hours a day. i am, as the kids say, unhappy*.

*unhappy not meaning unhappy &/ depressed. unhappy meaning extremely malcontent. cannot express enough that this shit is all physical, not mental!!! if i am in any more pain i am simply going to sit myself in a&e and stay there until they Fix Me.

anyway only 1 deadline now (i hope) (if they dont grant me MitCirc im gonna start swinging so. jokes on them if they turn me down.)

[matutito]

zzz

[drawfee-quot3s]

julia's one aspiration in life is to be a muppet

- nathan

[dangeroustaintedflawed]

random question but if by any chance anyone knows stuff about unis here in the uk - which ones have the best nightlife ? lol

[daydreamingastronauts]

sophomore year of uni is killing me. the assignments, lab observation books and skill development? man i DID NOT even expect shit to be like this. (even sad cuz am a CS student)

[justatorturedpoet]

University can suck my ass

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

uni is like I offer you degree* to pursue career in exchange for money

and I’m like sick sign me up! and then weeks after I’ve signed I’m like hang on a sec let me read the small print

*also included deteriorating mental health

gets me every time

[gaytobymeres]

my joie de vivre, where’s my fucking joie de vivre?!

[weedle-testaburger]

i don't give many shits about eurovision but i do love how every year one country goes 'fuck it we're doing a metal song'

[gerard-slayyyyy]

lol i found some stuff i wrote a few months ago when i wanted to die and you can tell i was really into ft willz at the time

[yuneu]

aint no way i have to read the fellowship of the ring for class next semester

[neverquiteeden]

QUEST: Do one (1) thing that scares you

STATUS: Complete ✅

DETAILS: Went on a fairground ride (perhaps a slightly pathetic achievement for a 21-year-old, but we celebrate small wins here). I had previously only been on one rollercoaster before, and it had been a bit too much too quick, and I absolutely hated it for that reason; this time I was actually able to do the deep breathing and accept the lack of control, which I think demonstrates that I've been doing something OK when trying to craft my personality. I'm still a bit of a coward but I'm not as much of a coward as I could be, and if I can show myself that I can face and overcome the small fears, eventually I will be able to face the big fears.

[cha-lii]

anyone have any advice for how to get myself into gear and manage to work more than 2 hours a day?? i can’t find the fucking focus or the motivation and i am losing it

[catescribble]

I hate how academia makes me feel about myself

[judeswhore]

Had a dream about this and omggg🫠You and jude not being together anymore cos of distance and u going to uni somewhere else and whatever, but at new years you both go out with all ur friends together and somehow you end up in jude’s bed. but you just sneak out before he wakes up and before his parents are awake and what not. your families have always been close tho and it’s just a tradition to have a new years dinner together but then it means u have to face jude. and so ur trying to get out of it but ur mums having none of it so you awkwardly have to face jude at dinner and no one knows why yous are acting so awkward because even tho yous broke up the two of you were still civil. but somebting clicks in jobes head and being the wee shite he is he just says soemthing like “You two got something you want to tell us because i did hear someone sneaking away this morning.”

being in the same friend group so ofc u see each other whenever ur both back home but u broke up forever ago and it was a mutual decision bc of distance like the two of u just thought it wld be better to stay friends. but then on nye u both get a little drunk and ur both still stupidly in love with each other so it wasn’t really a surprise to anyone that youse decided to kiss at midnight. but then that one kiss turned into the whole night tucked into a corner making out until jude decided that was enough and he had to get u home. so ofc ur going back with him and the two of u sleep together for the first time in forever and it’s so hot and intense bc you’ve missed each other and it’s never been the same with anyone else and ur both trying so hard to make it as good as possible. jude is drawing out the foreplay until ur little sobbing and then he’s fucking u so slow and deep, hand over ur mouth to keep u quite while he’s whining and whimpering in ur ear abt how ur his best girl and he’s missed u and ur doing so good for him he’s so proud😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫and it really is the perfect night but u have no idea what it means and ur starting to panic so in the morning before he or his family can wake up and catch u ur sneaking out but completely forget ur to spend the day over at his house anyway with both ur families. so ur telling ur mam ur too hungover and whatever and ur sick so ur can’t go but she’s calling ur bullshit and practically drags u there.

and u and jude are acting weird and awkward around each other bc neither of u know what to say or do bc last night was perfect and u don’t want it to be a one night thing but ur also afraid u won’t work bc distance is still a huge thing. and jude is kinda embarrassed that u snuck out on him and ur just having this internal meltdown bc u still love him but u don’t think u can have him :( so ur sitting opposite each other at the table and the tension is so obvious and u just won’t look at each other and whenever someone asks abt how last night went u both sort of clam up. and jobe is just a little shit and he picks up on the vibes so easily so he’s just wearing this sly little grin all “do u two have something u wna share with the rest of us?” and everyone’s like???? bc what??? then he’s going “bc i swear i heard someone sneaking out this morning and yn’s purse was on the sofa” and u and jude are mortified and both ur families are sitting so confused bc they thought you’d broken up?? but jobe being a gobshite and ur families being so nosy actually pushes the two of u to talk so after dinner jude is leading u upstairs to talk out what happened and what u want to happen next

[risa-buck]

мор uni shitpost cause i'm comically obsessed

patho if it was good

pthlgc

yulia my beloved

dakiyosete hoshii tashikamete hoshii machigai nado nain da to omowasete kisu wo shite nurikaete hoshii miwaku no toki ni yoishire oborete itai no