#unhinged scott

[yakichoufd]

[kvtnisseverdeen]

Christmas is awesome. First of all, you get to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything. Third, you give presents. What's better than giving presents? And fourth, getting presents. So, four things. Not bad for one day. It's really the greatest day of all time.

[allisonjamaica]

tags courtesy of @dear-ao3

[thisisasundrysideblog]

mama keeps it tight

[blusandbirds]

teen wolf should've had more sitcomy episodes. like episode idea: scott invites allison and isaac over for date night to wow them with his superior cooking skills (yes scallisaac is canon in my sitcom scenario universe OBVIOUSLY. [and yes scott did invite isaac over to the house where he also lives its the thought that counts]) but the kicker is that while yes, scott can technically cook, he can only cook when stiles is in the kitchen with him. (they are a set. do not separate.) this goes both ways because scott has terrible knife skills and werewolfism does NOT protect his delicate eyes from onion fumes and stiles will forget anything on the stove even if he's currently got a spoon stirring the pot, it's like a terrible real life version of overcooked (anachronistic reference i know but lets get on with the post) where teamwork is the only thing that makes the dream work and in this case the dream is a lasagna.

so they do a little training montage reminiscent of scotts early days of teen werewolfism (we can even bring the heart monitor strap back if we want) to prepare him to cook this one date night meal and even though he somewhat successfully completes the training, on the night itself, things go terribly wrong and he has to emergency call stiles to come over and sneak into the kitchen while keeping allisaac distracted in the dining room (or upstairs if the mccall house had an open kitchen moment, i dont remember). stiles and scott bestie shenanigans as they barely successfully manage to pull off a romantic dinner for three, completely forgetful of the fact that isaac is a werewolf too and has been recounting all the chaos he can hear to a thoroughly amused allison. they agree that they can just go out to eat next time ("you know how much i love mexican" isaac says, smirking and wearing a scarf inside.) and stiles laments his singleness but at least he has this bombass tiramisu they made. since this is teen wolf we can also intersperse this with scenes of derek having sex or dying, whichever fits the plot of the week. roll credits.

[lynnospen]

mean gills cute moments and then they start a serverwide massacre

[incorrect-koh-posts]

Inspired by the recent asks I got (and totally not procrastinating), please enjoy this very silly line-up of the KoH gentlemen looking like they fell out of a bad mid-2000s sitcom.

1) The twinkiest twink that ever twinked:

He looks approximately fourteen and his attempts at growing a beard can only be termed valiant. The 'previous work experience' section on his CV says "boytoy". Protect him and the amazing rat's nest he calls a hairstyle at all costs.

2) Man you randomly met on the street five minutes ago and who claims he is about to let you in on the shadiest secrets of the government:

Don't trust him.

3) "I want out, please get me out of here":

Someone please get him out of here. He just received three death threats via fax from Reynald of Châtillon and his fifth wife is filing for divorce. He has seventeen children. His frown lines are campaigning to form their own sovereign state. He can't be expected to work under these conditions.

4) Man who just came back from a photo shoot for a magazine whose audience definitely isn't straight :

"Blue steel, baby. I'm doing the blue steel, see?"

5) Hippie stoner uncle who is trying to explain to you how he reached Nirvana last night:

His eyebags have eyebags. He doesn't know where he is, but he can hear colours now.

6) Absolute darling, could never hurt anyone:

"I play the good guy, right? Right??"

7) Absolute darling #2, might hurt someone if provoked but is currently much happier twinkling sweetly at his surroundings:

Awwww.

8) The little bearded Babushka responsible for all this:

Beautiful. Babygirl. She looks like Little Red Riding Hood and I love her.

[spoomkeearts]

Sparkle on

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[sherlockggrian]

first round of secret life headcanons so far:

-the group felt this one coming back in Hermitcraft (the empires people’s world connects to hermitcraft ok don’t question it). they knew that the life games would happen again.

-Gem wanted desperately to be a part of it. she’s been watching her friends come back for years now, not being able to understand what’s going on, and I see her as Scott’s sister, so of course she’d want to be a part of it. she wants to help. the watchers saw her intense determination and thought it could be interesting.

-the watchers actually love Gem. she’s crazy. she’s nice to everyone. she’s like Scott, but a little more unhinged, a little easier to corrupt (in their mind). she’s new to the game, she doesn’t quite understand what will happen yet. they give her the end portal task on purpose. they want her to succeed. they want her to win. they want her to kill, they even see in her a bit of what they said in Grian - determined, resourceful, and with a lack of regard for the rules (Gem in session 4 basically chose to fail her task)

-they gave up on Martyn a bit. maybe it’s a punishment for limited life. he did win, but his original task was always to kill Grian, right? or maybe Martyn is just rejecting the voice of the watchers a lot more this season and they’re punishing him for it

-Jimmy’s not beating the canary allegations guys

-less of a lore one, but I always like the seasons to line up with whatever season it actually is at the time, so for me secret life started late fall/winter, and it’s set in a utah/arizona type area, with mountains and red rocks. the cherry trees are actually yellow if you pretend.

[wolf-tail]

Since Elon Musk is comparable to a modern Rasputin (but with none of the sexual weirdo swag), I think we should poison him, shoot him, and dump him into the Potomac.

[piningpercussionist]

Oh! Fucking. Duh. Obvious Roxie post I can make today: here's an emote I made for the sp:te server! (With variants of different degrees of completion...)

I was gonna go back and shade the comic colors Roxie but. Just ended up going w the colors picked off the screenshot. This screenshot, specifically!

[kvtnisseverdeen]

[thyknife]

Hi I’m insane!

I wrote this awful little thing in an absolute delirium right after I got home from seeing the movie.

And if there’s one thing I’m going to be, it’s a shameless apologist for the most irredeemable character in any piece of media.

Also, mind the tags.

Selfish

Fandom: Twisters (2024)

Relationship: Tyler Owens/Scott

Yes, Scott.

SCOTT!

Rated: M

Summary:

There’s no way to escape the swirling beast headed directly for him and the tiny country town beyond. There’s not enough time to run nearly a mile-wide.

🌪️

[thewrittenpodcast]

I like fictional men who are a little bit crazy

[quatregats]

Deeply frustrating that because of the order the books were written in Hornblower doesn't get to have a whole bunch of neuroses about being sent in to deal with mutineers