#unhinged scott

[yakichoufd]

[allisonjamaica]

tags courtesy of @dear-ao3

[thisisasundrysideblog]

mama keeps it tight

[ovaryacted]

Me writing for DI! Leon means I get to make him as hairy as I fucking want because I absolutely, positively, 200% believe that he has a nice happy trail and leg hair.

The manly hair testosterone hormones didn’t really kick in for Leon until he was 29 cause of stress and trauma, so when he could finally grow out that stubble it never left his face. But DI! Leon is a whole different ballgame. He’s not hairy like a werewolf (that’s more Carlos for sure), but he definitely has more body hair in that era cause he just kinda stopped focusing on it as time goes by.

You’d just like to watch him trim the stubble or shape it up, maybe even shave it off and let it grow back a bit. But you constantly tell him to keep it, that you like the way it feels when he kisses you or when he nuzzles into your neck. You enjoy the sensation of having his cheeks rubbing against your inner thighs as he eats you out, grabbing on to his head and pulling him in closer. Sometimes you’ll squeeze your legs around his head on purpose so you can feel the friction of the prickly hairs on his jaw scratching at your skin, only heightening the sensations for you.

Imagine riding him on his thick thighs and he has leg hair, feeling it against your skin every time your hips came back down on to his body. Think about the fact that he has a happy trail and trims his pubes a bit but doesn’t fully remove it CAUSE HES GROWN! So whenever you suck his dick so messy in the way he likes, the spit just spills all over and builds into a small puddle at the base of his pelvis. His favorite thing to do is watch you slurp it back up, how your nose nuzzles into his skin whenever you deep throat him. Don’t even mention the way he moans when you put his balls in your mouth, slurping on them like no tomorrow.

But the best part of it all? He loves it when he gets the white ring surrounding his cock when he fucks you. He wants to see the way you clench and cum around him, how your fluids stain his skin and pelvis, like your own personal way of marking him. He wants to smell like you, hell even taste like you. Probably enjoys putting you in a chokehold so you can feel his bicep curling around your neck, having your hands grab at his forearm and caressing the hair on his skin. If he’s not able to still feel the remnants of your release on his top lip, he’ll make sure it sticks elsewhere.

Petition to make him more hairy? Everyone raise your hands. I SAID FUCKING RAISE THEM! I KNOW Y’ALL ARE OUT THERE! Don’t be shy this is a safe space.

[lynnospen]

mean gills cute moments and then they start a serverwide massacre

[incorrect-koh-posts]

Inspired by the recent asks I got (and totally not procrastinating), please enjoy this very silly line-up of the KoH gentlemen looking like they fell out of a bad mid-2000s sitcom.

1) The twinkiest twink that ever twinked:

He looks approximately fourteen and his attempts at growing a beard can only be termed valiant. The 'previous work experience' section on his CV says "boytoy". Protect him and the amazing rat's nest he calls a hairstyle at all costs.

2) Man you randomly met on the street five minutes ago and who claims he is about to let you in on the shadiest secrets of the government:

Don't trust him.

3) "I want out, please get me out of here":

Someone please get him out of here. He just received three death threats via fax from Reynald of Châtillon and his fifth wife is filing for divorce. He has seventeen children. His frown lines are campaigning to form their own sovereign state. He can't be expected to work under these conditions.

4) Man who just came back from a photo shoot for a magazine whose audience definitely isn't straight :

"Blue steel, baby. I'm doing the blue steel, see?"

5) Hippie stoner uncle who is trying to explain to you how he reached Nirvana last night:

His eyebags have eyebags. He doesn't know where he is, but he can hear colours now.

6) Absolute darling, could never hurt anyone:

"I play the good guy, right? Right??"

7) Absolute darling #2, might hurt someone if provoked but is currently much happier twinkling sweetly at his surroundings:

Awwww.

8) The little bearded Babushka responsible for all this:

Beautiful. Babygirl. She looks like Little Red Riding Hood and I love her.

[spoomkeearts]

Sparkle on

[kvtnisseverdeen]

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Most Unhinged Dropout Cast Member Poll Bracket (Round 1)

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[sherlockggrian]

first round of secret life headcanons so far:

-the group felt this one coming back in Hermitcraft (the empires people’s world connects to hermitcraft ok don’t question it). they knew that the life games would happen again.

-Gem wanted desperately to be a part of it. she’s been watching her friends come back for years now, not being able to understand what’s going on, and I see her as Scott’s sister, so of course she’d want to be a part of it. she wants to help. the watchers saw her intense determination and thought it could be interesting.

-the watchers actually love Gem. she’s crazy. she’s nice to everyone. she’s like Scott, but a little more unhinged, a little easier to corrupt (in their mind). she’s new to the game, she doesn’t quite understand what will happen yet. they give her the end portal task on purpose. they want her to succeed. they want her to win. they want her to kill, they even see in her a bit of what they said in Grian - determined, resourceful, and with a lack of regard for the rules (Gem in session 4 basically chose to fail her task)

-they gave up on Martyn a bit. maybe it’s a punishment for limited life. he did win, but his original task was always to kill Grian, right? or maybe Martyn is just rejecting the voice of the watchers a lot more this season and they’re punishing him for it

-Jimmy’s not beating the canary allegations guys

-less of a lore one, but I always like the seasons to line up with whatever season it actually is at the time, so for me secret life started late fall/winter, and it’s set in a utah/arizona type area, with mountains and red rocks. the cherry trees are actually yellow if you pretend.

[carnival-phantasm]

[thyknife]

Hi I’m insane!

I wrote this awful little thing in an absolute delirium right after I got home from seeing the movie.

And if there’s one thing I’m going to be, it’s a shameless apologist for the most irredeemable character in any piece of media.

Also, mind the tags.

Selfish

Fandom: Twisters (2024)

Relationship: Tyler Owens/Scott

Yes, Scott.

SCOTT!

Rated: M

Summary:

There’s no way to escape the swirling beast headed directly for him and the tiny country town beyond. There’s not enough time to run nearly a mile-wide.

🌪️

[piningpercussionist]

Oh! Fucking. Duh. Obvious Roxie post I can make today: here's an emote I made for the sp:te server! (With variants of different degrees of completion...)

I was gonna go back and shade the comic colors Roxie but. Just ended up going w the colors picked off the screenshot. This screenshot, specifically!

[thewrittenpodcast]

I like fictional men who are a little bit crazy

[kitnita]

dallasstars: 🚨 WEDGE AND ROBO SHENANIGANS ARE BACK FOR SEASON THREE Y’ALL 🚨🪵 🤖

[geodaio]

Scott Summers would look so pretty with a ball gag in his mouth-