#kingdom of heaven shitposting

[tobeahundred]

more shitposting for u all <3

[incorrect-koh-posts]

Kingdom of Heaven (2005): Textpost Meme 14 / ?

[baudouinette]

all jokes obv 🎀💗

[kingbaldwinthe4th]

He's such a cutie patootie 😩

If my family sees my gallery it's gonna be over for me 😭😭 (they think I'm weird)

[cheesy-cryptid]

3 (exhausted) kings 😔

[rosaline-ayguldin]

NOTHING, EVERYTHING!!

[incorrect-koh-posts]

they were literally in a movie together in the 80s playing ultimately doomed Christian bitches which will never not be hilarious to me

Yeah okay but

Remember that Godfrey and Tiberias looked like this in their 30s

[dark-raven-666]

Reynald in that one scene when he was in prison

[allergy-sufferer-emo-wandererr]

smooch the "silence pothead an alcoholic is speaking" king

[blue-star-above-me]

In light of recent events, I am very, very glad X-Play did not last long enough for them to review otome games once Aksys started localizing them.

[tobeahundred]

koh fandom

[incorrect-koh-posts]

Inspired by the recent asks I got (and totally not procrastinating), please enjoy this very silly line-up of the KoH gentlemen looking like they fell out of a bad mid-2000s sitcom.

1) The twinkiest twink that ever twinked:

He looks approximately fourteen and his attempts at growing a beard can only be termed valiant. The 'previous work experience' section on his CV says "boytoy". Protect him and the amazing rat's nest he calls a hairstyle at all costs.

2) Man you randomly met on the street five minutes ago and who claims he is about to let you in on the shadiest secrets of the government:

Don't trust him.

3) "I want out, please get me out of here":

Someone please get him out of here. He just received three death threats via fax from Reynald of Châtillon and his fifth wife is filing for divorce. He has seventeen children. His frown lines are campaigning to form their own sovereign state. He can't be expected to work under these conditions.

4) Man who just came back from a photo shoot for a magazine whose audience definitely isn't straight :

"Blue steel, baby. I'm doing the blue steel, see?"

5) Hippie stoner uncle who is trying to explain to you how he reached Nirvana last night:

His eyebags have eyebags. He doesn't know where he is, but he can hear colours now.

6) Absolute darling, could never hurt anyone:

"I play the good guy, right? Right??"

7) Absolute darling #2, might hurt someone if provoked but is currently much happier twinkling sweetly at his surroundings:

Awwww.

8) The little bearded Babushka responsible for all this:

Beautiful. Babygirl. She looks like Little Red Riding Hood and I love her.

[grotesque--cooties]

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-Fight Club

-Slashers(any film)

-Undertale

-Sally Face(only platonic)

-Mortal Kombat

-SDV

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-BG3

-Kingdom of Heaven (only King Baldwin IV)

-COD

-Barbie

-Tombstone

-Top Gun(both movies)

-Spider-Man(all movies)

-Bullet Train

-JJBA

-Resident Evil

-Supernatural

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-The Boys

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[baudouinette]

& he didn’t even live to see my age :(

[kingbaldwinthe4th]

Some of the wildest comments on my TikTok edits of Baldwin

Someone even said "A tear ran down my thighs" like gurl 🤚😭😂 (HELP I can't move on from the first and second one😫😨😭)

[thesweetsvillainshowdown]

ULTIMATE VILLAIN SHOWDOWN #2 BRACKETS

WOOOOOO well that took me a while! I'm sleepy rn and I will admit that there are a...couple...of shitpost characters. And I will not be tagging this properly so forgive me in advance. But I still hope you all are able to enjoy and perhaps forgive me for my silly randomness in. Particular character choices.

Now. On to the contestants for this time about.

LEFT SIDE;

-Tigerstar Sr (Warrior Cats) vs Happy Chaos (Guilty Gear)

-Xehanort (Kingdom Hearts) vs Funny Valentine (JJBA)

-Longan Dragon Cookie (Cookie Run Ovenbreak) vs Monika (DDLC)

-Doflamingo (One Piece) vs Emperor Belos (The Owl House)

-Handsome Jack (Borderlands) vs Ghostface (Dead by Daylight - or at least...that was the source media I was told)

-Glitchtrap (FNAF) vs The Mimic (FNAF). Basically the mimic vs the mimic.

-The Lich (Adventure Time) vs Plankton (Spongebob)

-Dr. Zomboss (Plants vs Zombies) vs Choo Choo Charles (Choo Choo Charles)

RIGHT SIDE;

-DJ Octavio (RETURNING - Splatoon 3) vs Wilson (BATDR)

-Kristoph Gavin (Ace Attorney) vs Otto Apocalypse (Honkai Impact 3rd)

-Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil Village) vs Mother Gothel (Disney's Tangled)

-Ardyn Izunia (Final Fantasy 15/FFXV) vs Q Maou (Rhythm Heaven)

-Ghirahim (Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword) vs King Dedede (Kirby)

-Giovanni (Team Rocket - Pokemon) vs Lysandre (Team Flare - Pokemon)

-the entirety of garten of banban (irl - the game is a fucking crime against indie horror and is in and of itself a villain) vs Ganondorf (RETURNING - Legend of Zelda)

-The Devil (Cuphead) vs King Dice (Cuphead)

LEFT SIDE POLLS PLANNED TO AIR TOMORROW AT 5PM, HOWEVER MAY BE DELAYED TO 7PM DEPENDING ON LIFE CIRCUMSTANCES!!

I (poll host Sweets), as of now, am still the only person running this account and school has actually started back up for me recently. With schoolwork and just general forgetfulness and exhaustion the beginning of the second ultimate villain showdown may be delayed by (I'm hoping) at most 2 hours. Nonetheless, the right side polls will air next Wednesday (August 30th) at 5 PM.

I just hope you all can still enjoy the polls despite the amount of silly characters here this go around. Though you could argue the same point for the last showdown. Either way. Much love to everyone, and goodnight from me.