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Keeping in mind that it doesn’t necessarily mean they’ll be finished today or even anytime soon 🫠
#as my kid was watching encanto this morning I was wondering#how the fuck am I so obsessed with a goofy ass hunched over introvert on one hand#and a sexy ass mommy witch and her sexy ass ex on the other#and then a friend’s words resonated in my head#‘having unhinged taste in men is lesbian behavior’#and now my world makes sense again#thanks juno
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Thinking about giving Francis a Boosie fade with the chalk lineup. Who good for it???
#blackwomenhavenyheart#lesbian#liningupmyvagina#just thinking#might do it if i date a barber lowkey#unhinged behavior
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i literally walked into this space knowing NO ONE, sat off to the side and told them, "I'm sorry, I'm like a cat. I have to just watch for a second, then I'll socialize more." and like. the entire group was just like YEAH MAKES SENSE. no one took it wrong. they just let me observe until i was ready to mesh in more. and now almost two years later I am now burrowed so deeply into this troupe that i wouldn't have the friends or opportunities i have without it.
#bat rambles#sometimes you just have to dive head first into shit and hope for the best#and like not to sound Vain or Full of Myself#but i know it helps that people think i'm really fucking cute so any weird or like#unhinged / fucking FERAL behavior they're just like#omg bat you're SO cute n quirky#like it's the curse of the manic pixie dream girl but like#in a space where they know i'm ND and they all like#have vast network of friends who AREN'T neurotypical#and also where most of them are queer#i don't feel like it's in a MPDG type way#it very much feels “yeah bat just does that sometimes” kind of way but they like#find all of it endearing#and i know that bc they know my OCD is really bad#we went thrifting two days ago and my two friends i went with dug through the bins for me#so i didn't have to touch anything#and if i pointed at something they'd dig it out and hold it up#no complaints they just were like yeah bat has OCD#in fact one of them was like YEAH I FEEL LIKE SUCH A BUTCH RN#i was in the most cottagecore lesbian outfit in the world and was like#yeah babe and i'm your lil lipstick lesbian who would rather kill themself than#touch that thing ur holding#but yeah throw it in the cart i think it'll fit my other girlfriend or their girlfriend
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I used to see this person a lot in school because we were in the same year level. We even sat next to each other in one criminal law exam so I know she recognized me, too. Anyway, we saw each other outside school setting for the first time today (we went to the same work seminar) and I just know she recognized me even though we didn’t acknowledge that we went to school together for 2 years. She talked to me and it made me feel things I haven’t acknowledged in years. That I am in fact gay. I had a girlfriend once and back then I didn’t want to label my sexuality and I lost feelings for her eventually and I thought hey maybe it was a phase (?) and stuff? but now I am sure that it was not.
#I haven’t had a crush in years though#i just can’t stop thinking about that interaction!#i don’t have facebook so how am I supposed to find her??#going back to law school for a crush is obviously unhinged behavior so no#stupid tiny masc lesbians ruining my friday night ugh#she is so cute though#STOP IT#i’m not even sure saying I had a gay phase is ok#i don’t think about these things so much tbh#i have even forgotten it#i just don’t do labels#i am a whatever happens happens kind of girl
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Agatha All Along deep dive: episode 8 part 7
(Wandavision entries: [1][2][3])
(AAA entries: ep1 [1][2][3][4] ep2 [1][2][3][4] ep3 [1][2][3] ep4 [1][2][3][4][5][6][7][+1] ep5 [1][2][3][4][5] ep6 [1][2][3] ep7 [1][2][3][4][5][6] ep8 [1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9] ep9 [1][2][3][4][5][6])
more Oz references! fury of the elements, one very pissed ex, same thing.
god but how much I love rio going feral?! it's so stupid I'm giggling and kicking my feet about it. you'd think a very old, very wise being would react like a grown ass adult after a breakup, especially because it was such a long time coming. but does rio go home to process things quietly? noooooooo she summons a whole storm and sits on a roof waiting for agatha to come out of her basement, so she can be an ass about it. if they were humans rio would be slashing agatha's tires and smashing windows and throwing rotten eggs at her house drunk at three in the morning, and you know what? good for her!!! she's been fucking trying to work things out in a mature responsible way, and it was never going to work, agatha was never going to grow up. so fuck it. agatha wants to be immature? we'll show her immature! I support my girl going full petty and unhinged, let her cry and scream and eat a whole ice cream tub and then throw it all up, let her piss all over agathas' rhododendrons, my girl has earned it.
AND she's brought her favorite soul-reaping orchid with her! she's like, I'm gonna do it! this time I'm gonna getcha! I will drag your ungrateful ass to our son kicking and screaming if I have to!!!!
...girl. we both know you ain't. like agatha is literally about to die and you still won't reap that soul without her consent. absolute loser behavior.
and agatha... well, agatha never backed off from an immaturity showdown. oooh she's gonna out-toddler you for sure.
but it's so interesting that the Road didn't give her her powers back. tbh I don't think she ever lost her powers at all, seeing as she's first and foremost a succubus and that power works just fine, if alice's fate is any indication. it's more like, three years under the spell completely drained her battery and she desperately needs to feed.
and agatha wasn't planning on joining the Road at all, as far as she was concerned it didn't even exist. like with lilia, jen and alice the Road gave her not what she asked, but what she needed all along: her prize was that moment of closure with nicky
so rio cannot kill people, she can only make them wish they were dead, and I just realized, her special talent is also being fucking annoying, just like agatha
by the way, rewatching wandavision I realized that his name is JOHN, not herb! I'm so sorry I've been calling you the wrong name this whole time, my guy. ALSO MOVE OUT OF THAT NEIGHBORHOOD DEAR LORD
same goes for you two. harold you have a daughter!
(omg a literal harold, they're lesbians.)
agatha sees the fire moon and it reminds her of alice. she draws a circle for the expelle hoc malum protection spell she's learned from her. she had a coven only for a day and look how much they've gotten under her skin.
rio gives an incredulous sigh. are you calling me "evil"? it's like, we've been over this!
I know that baby and I love you, but also you're very much sitting on a rooftop cackling like a maniac. how can these two be both so tragic and so so fucking ridiculous at the same time.
it's like, she's absolutely right, she's no villain and she's no demon, agatha should stop treating her like one and punishing her for it. but also... stop begging her to, for fuck's sake. rio, my love, have some dignity. stop chasing. you did a dramatic exit half an hour ago, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
agatha trying to exorcise her ex wife with a spell: clownass behavior.
rio blowing the circle away with a kiss: also clownass behavior.
but is she wrong????
lilia's turn to come in handy!
I'm sorry but... a whole sink? she threw a whole sink at her head?? this scene is so fucking hilarious, like I know some people found rio ooc but to me it makes perfect sense. I'm just sorry she didn't throw a toilet.
GO HOME, RIO. it's okay, we're gonna put up a picture of agatha in your living room and throw poop at it until you feel better or smth, it's gonna be okay, you let it all out.
^^literally rio
jen's moment: vulnus ab aqua curare.
I don't think it's going to help you much though, babe. remember when agatha kept poking wanda with a stick and got her ass kicked to oblivion in return? she's been poking DEATH for two hundred years. what did she expect???!?!
THAT IS THE HOTTEST SOMEONE HAS EVER LOOKED, DEAR LORD
and considering that rio chooses an outfit for each soul she reaps: this is what she chose for agatha??? girl, be for real!!!
aaaand she gets kicked into a wall a moment later. after her devastating sexy ass walk with the high slit dress and all. complete loser behavior.
(also hilarious: agatha's laundry hanging there the whole time)
billy came back to save agatha (awww) but not before conjuring a cool wiccan costume and doing a very dramatic entrance (awwwwwwww). literally her son.
I agree tbh
agatha's face when she realizes billy is choosing to give her magic: this is the first time someone does it willingly. and sure he is super powerful (she drained poor alice in a second), but I keep imagining a world were agatha is an important, cherished member of a community, maybe playing the vital role of teacher and knowledge keeper, and the community willingly donates magic in return, all together and on a regular basis, like people donate blood, so that no one dies and she doesn't starve.
look at how the beam changes color, and just how happy she is to finally eat. it's just the way she was born, you know? I hate that evanora turned it into something horrible when it didn't need to.
oh god, that stupid outfit again. that is agatha's "I'm such a scary merciless bitch and I don't care about your feelings" outfit. as if.
and then she realizes she's killing billy. look at her face, a moment ago she even said how good all this power feels. she could easily take it all. but of course for billy she has to stop.
so, can agatha actually control her powers? well, it's complicated, isn't it? she definitely couldn't when she was very young. possibly she never sought to learn how to as time went on.
(thank you for your patience, everyone, I'll update more regularly from now on. and you all know what happens next entry.)
go to episode 8 part 8
#agatha all along#agatha deep dive#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agathario#billy maximoff#character analysis
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A double whammy? I hope you don't mind, but I think you're up to it... ❤️💜
Lena was a woman of science, and anyone in that industry could tell you that external factors could interrupt normal behavior. Like heat.
It was summertime, and Lena did not do well in the heat. Her skin would burn, she’d melt with discomfort, and her brain would get muggier than the humidity. Sure, National City's heat was contributing, but it was nothing on the exposed arms and glimpses of midriff and polished abs her very best friend’s outfit had on display.
Lena stood with her popsicle melting under the summer sun and pretended not to stare like she was the thirstiest lesbian on the planet. Meanwhile, Kara debated between the keylime or the berry cream popsicle from the very patient vendor with Ruby and Esme weighing their own very serious choices.
“Careful, someone might catch you gawking,” Sam grinned, taking a swipe across her own raspberry-lemonade treat.
“I’m not gawking. I was… just…”
“Admiring? Observing? Panting?” Sam offered.
“What’d you get?” she continued, not waiting for Lena’s reply before crunching into the strawberry basil popsicle in Lena’s hand.
“Hey!” was her lame, muggy-brained response. A pout came next as she looked at the Sam-shaped teeth marks in her popsicle.
“Yum,” Sam mocked, chomping down on the icy treat and shooting Lena a mischievous smirk and an antagonistic wag of her own, unmarred popsicle.
Lena would blame it on her sufficiently over-baked patience later, but for the moment, a surge of irrational competitiveness overpowered normal social behavior which was why, without warning, her hand extended to grip Sam’s forearm and her mouth plunged downward, wrapping her lips fully around Sam’s popsicle and slurping upward.
Revenge was achieved. The world was balanced.�� Sam looked mutinous. Lena grinned, wiping a small dribble from her chin. Esme giggled from the popsicle cart. Then: “Aunt Kara is eating wood!”
Lena turned her attention to the trio. Ruby was smiling ludicrously while happily licking away at her orange treat. Esme had her little hands clutched around a purple one laughing with unhinged delight. And then there was Kara. Kara who was negotiating three and a half popsicles. Half because Kara’s mouth was clearly full. And chewing. And crunching - gnawing. And looking red faced. And uncomfortable. And like she might take flight any second.
“Kara?” Lena managed, ignoring the suggestive elbow from Sam. “Are you… are you eating the stick?”
Kara immediately shook her head; eyes watering, shifting awkwardly. Then, slowly, nodded when Lena’s brow arched in suspicion.
“You know you’re not supposed to do that, right?” Ruby inserted, casually twirling her own.
And Kara simply nodded again.
—
Lena was a woman of science, and anyone in that industry could tell you about how any hypothesis was established through extensive observation.
It was through regular observation that Lena knew all of Kara’s quirks and habits. It was why Lena was quick to notice a new habit appear. Kara squirmed. She squirmed and blushed and stammered more often than usual.
So Lena pushed the limits, checking in when Kara’s new traits showed up and, perhaps Lena was putting a little bit too much hope into it, but there seemed to be a correlation with, well, Lena.
But she needed more data. She was a woman of science after all, and anyone in that industry could tell you about the months and years it took to observe, test, and bring to market a new product.
That was where a range of experiments came in:
Experiment no. 1: Weekly Brunch
Constant: location (Noonan’s), time, day, and table
Variable: Lena wore a low cut dress
Results: Kara dripped egg yolk onto her pants, syrup onto the table, and dribbled orange juice down her chin and onto her shirt
Experiment no. 2: Compromising Situation #1, the elevator
Constant: location (L-Corp private lift), floor change
Variable: an IT cart was ‘accidentally’ parked in the cab, taking up 95% of the space and requiring Lena to press into Kara for the full 63-floor ride
Results: Kara’s work laptop screen was crushed between her fingers
Experiment no. 3: Game night
Constant: location (Alex + Kelly’s), time, day, company, food
Variable: wine; more specifically, wine location: top shelf, hard to reach without a little black ink revealed on Lena’s back.
Results: Alex called Kara out for floating
Experiment no. 4: Compromising Situation #2, Al’s
Constant: location (Al’s), time, day, and company
Variable: their usual table was ‘missing’ one chair, leaving a musical chair situation until Lena simply sat in Kara’s lap
Results: Kara didn’t speak the entire night
Experiment no. 5: Movie night
Constant: location (Lena’s apartment), time, day, company
Variable: chocolate covered strawberries
Results: invalid
Note: experiment considered an outlier and to be noted in future studies. Before Lena could follow through with her protocol, Kara lifted a strawberry to Lena’s lips who, taken aback, bit into the strawberry. Kara replied ‘good girl’, popped the rest into her own mouth, and Lena didn’t speak for the rest of the night
Experiment no. 6: Lunch date
Constant: location (L-Corp), food, time, company
Variable: Lena ordered the greasiest double-patty available
Results:
The experiment wasn’t going well, and even Lena Luthor’s patience had a limit for inconsistent data. That data was currently slurping her straw through the final dredges of an extra large milkshake from Big Belly Burger. That limit was when Kara Danvers stopped squirming and blushing and stuttering over Lena’s sultry, albeit ineffective, attempts at making a juicy burger look sexy.
The limit was crossed when, unaware of Lena’s greasy chin and flexing fingers and soft moan, Kara went and flipped the tables by turning Lena's anatomy into goop. How? It started when Kara dragged a finger over the cup’s inner wall and licked it clean with a demeanor that was making a different sort of mess.
Another set of underwear ruined by a Kryptonian. And not even in the way Lena dreamed it.
It was when Kara reached a second finger into the cup that Lena’s patience let out a small whimper which years of practice covered up with a tiny cough.
“Darling,” she choked, throat tighter than the forgotten straw on the coffee table. She stretched her lips into a smile and crossed her legs. Always crossed her legs.
“Hm?” Kara asked, two vanilla-covered fingers deep inside her mouth, tongue swirling with the practice of
“I think you've sufficiently polished your milkshake.”
And Kara, blessed Kara, stared longingly at the empty cup like a puppy who'd just been abandoned on a farm.
And Lena, cursed Lena, only then noticed the dribbles of milkshake left behind of Kara's lips and chin and now her tongue was-
“Right,” Lena said with a finality that included slapping her hands on her thighs, exhaling shakily, and standing with hopes that Kara couldn't hear anything out of the ordinary on her walk back to a desk of libido-killing work.
“Hey Lena?” Kara asked, and when Lena turned around, Kara was standing. Close. Like, directly-in-front-of-her close. Like, Lena-could-have-wavered-an-inch-and-collided-with-her close.
“K-Kara, what-?” she asked before taking a step back and pressing into her desk.
“You’ve got a little something-” Kara began, staring intently at Lena’s mouth.
“I-I do? Where-” Lena stammered. She lifted a hand to wipe at her mouth, only to feel it captured by a strong, warm, steady Kryptonian hand.
“I got it,” Kara offered instead, and before Lena could process air or space or time, Kara’s lips were on hers. They were on hers and sending shockwaves of surprise and confusion and arousal and - to hell with thinking. Instinct won out, and she returned the kiss, letting out the soft whimper she’d always concealed and leaned into the softness of Kara’s lips, and gave access when her tongue trailed along Lena’s lower lip.
“I don’t think you can call these outliers anymore,” Kara smirked minutes later.
And Lena, too breathless and stunned to play calm, cool, and collected, absolutely folded: “How did you-?”
“Sam,” Kara said simply before interrupting Lena’s outrage with another kiss.
“Well, you know what they say,” Lena offered, still breathless but less stunned, “twice is just a coincidence.”
“Care to make it a pattern then?”
“Absolutely.”
Lena was a woman of science, after all.
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“what a romantic thing to say.”
“The only one who gets to kill you is me.”
#babyitsmagic#thread: gardner#i’m getting immortal gardner vibes#but this could just be Unhinged lesbian behavior#threads: gardner & zarina
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Fandoms that are so unhinged and cringe that I would never be a part of even though I enjoy the anime/show/game:
1. My Hero Academia
Honestly, what is wrong with these people? Are y’all okay? Do you need help? Therapy? Exorcism? This was a great anime and an even better manga, but the fandom? Dead on arrival. Like, no amount of CPR can bring this back to life because the fandom turned it into a circus of cringe. The fanfics? Absolute war crimes against the English language. The shipping wars? God-tier delusional. Y’all turned Deku into some uwu soft boy who cries over stepping on ants. This fandom could have had it all, but instead, they went off the rails and nuked the whole vibe.
2. House of the Dragon
Let me just say it: y’all can’t tell the difference between fiction and reality. Like, are you okay? Blink twice if you need help. These people have turned liking Team Green or Team Black into a blood feud. They call Green fans RAPISTS. Yeah, you read that right. Someone out there is foaming at the mouth because you thought Alicent Hightower was in the right for .2 seconds. They harass actors like they personally stormed King’s Landing and burned their village. Y’all bullied actors so bad they had to dip off the internet. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to watch dragons burn people. Chill.
3. Twisted Wonderland
Oh, boy. This one’s personal. I’ve been harassed, stalked, and attacked by these clowns in my first ever blog. Why? Because I wrote a straight fic and didn’t make it for a male reader. Yeah, you read that right. Straight fic. Suddenly, I’m Satan. They sent death threats, stalked me, reported my fic—like, go outside and touch some grass. The entitlement is insane. Sorry I didn’t cater to your every whim, my liege. Get a hobby. Oh wait, you do have one: bullying creators for free content. Imagine if they put this energy into, I don’t know, being normal.
4. Genshin Impact
This one’s tricky. On the surface, pretty chill. You like the game, I like the game, we all simp for pixelated characters—it’s cool, right? WRONG. The second you express a straight ship? You’re done. Canceled. Booted out of the fandom. Like, y’all do know this is a Chinese game, right? Where straight relationships are literally baked into the culture? But noooo, apparently every character has to be gay or you’re committing some kind of fandom sin. And don’t even get me started on how they harass artists over anything. “Oh no, their art style doesn’t fit my headcanon, time to ruin their life!” Calm down, Picasso.
5. Honkai Star Rail
Another “chill on the surface” fandom, but scratch a little deeper, and it’s chaos. They will romanticize slavery for their ships. Like, excuse me? What kind of unhinged behavior is this? And don’t even get me started on their logic for calling characters gay. “Oh, she wore purple eyeshadow once, so that means she’s a lesbian. It’s canon now.” HUH? Since when does makeup mean sexual orientation? Y’all are doing the most for the least.
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Melissa being really into Shauna's unhinged behavior is so peak lesbian
Like every time Shauna gets mad or does something unhinged Melissa is there to stand with her canceled wife. Shauna refuses to wear the headdress and throws it on the floor? Melissa is right behind her stomping on it for good measure.
Shauna holds a knife to her throat and threatens to kill her? Melissa is MAKING OUT WITH HER!!!!!
#i stand with my cancelled wife#im literally her#melissa yellowjackets#shauna shipman#shauna yellowjackets#yellowjackets season 3#i love lesbians#lesbian
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when I was a kid I printed out a massive guide from GameFAQs on how to get the cute librarian girl with the glasses in Harvest Moon to marry you. And I was grinding for gifts for her daily. One of my earliest unhinged lesbian behaviors
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Marcille Donato, I simply must apologize for calling you a Cinnamon Roll please forgive me

That was before I learned that:
• You are apparently a high-level researcher of advanced and restricted Magics, not unlike a Nuclear Physicist in our world
• You went on a date with an undergrad who blew your mind so hard you dropped out of your cushy research gig to go explore a Dungeon with her
• You were a pure researcher working on Energy Sourcing who knew zero combat magic before absconding to said Dungeon with said Undergrad
• You skipped all the normal combat magic to learn/cram Giga-Flare into your head on the road to the Dungeon and went “yep that seems good enough what else do I need right?”
Absolutely iconic behavior this woman is exactly as unhinged as the rest of the Touden Party I know she makes a lot of noise about Laios’s Monsterphagy but Falin ate a grasshopper on their first date so it’s not like this girl isn’t Down With The Weirdness alright like let’s be real.
Also it kinda gets glossed over in all the “be gay do crimes against god” memes but her big act of Black Magic wasn’t even actually the Necromancy. Folks raise the dead all the time in this show. What got her in trouble was tapping into the Dungeon’s power source to run her little Franken-Dragon-Girlfriend experiment.
She didn’t disobey God’s laws;
She stole God’s electricity

Peak Lesbian Energy
(Well. The Dungeon Master’s. Same difference in practice)
#marcille donato#marcille dungeon meshi#much more interesting character than I initially thought#my apologies#the world’s most sopping wet little#lesbian
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Ant Pile | rosekiller | E | 21.3k words | chapter 2/2 | modern day AU, unhinged stupid teenage boy behavior, hood rat x whatever the opposite of a nepo baby is, slice of life
This is a story about two boys raised by the sun. Florida heat, being a teenager, best friends and how falling in love works when you've already loved them for as long as you can remember. — [ heavily insp by Dominic Fike’s song Ant Pile/album Sunburn ]
no one’s gonna say anything against a dude kissing his homie good luck | rosekiller | M | 3.1k words | stupid teenage bois, jealousy and Good Luck Kissing
Evan’s fingers clench in the worn cotton. Somewhere in the back of his head there’s sirens going off, a voice yelling at him to not do it. It’s a husky little thing when it tumbles out of Evan anyways. “You want a good luck kiss?” — [Ant Pile b-side]
Die a Little Death For Me | jegulus | E | 2.7k words | smut, trans reg, light dom/sub, voyuerism ft. the rosekiller boys
James leans down, admonishing, voice patronizing in his ear, “You gotta be quiet for me though, love. Can you be a good boy and do that for me?”
Suck the marrow out my bones and all you’ll taste is yourself | old wolfstar | T | 1.6k words | domestic, toothrotting fluff
“Moons,” whispered on a breathy little snicker, much too boyish for a man in his mid fifties and the mattress dips beneath his weight.
Teeth | wolfstar | E | 3.9k words | written for the Kinktober 2023 prompts Dubcon and Stripping
And then Remus squats down in front of him, a palm held under Sirius’ chin, “C’mon, spit, baby.” Sirius cheeks are flaring and he throws his chin up and forcefully spits the man right in his fucking face.
Always Pushing her Luck | lesbian wolfstar | E | 2.6k words | the inherent eroticism of lathering someone up in sunscreen/aloe lotion
Remus braces herself but, really, she should have seen it coming. “Kiss it better?”
Ribs Are Designed To Be Crawled Into | lesbian wolfstar | M | 1.7k words | bloody and gory-ish, feelings realization, canon universe
“Chest a widely open crater that Remus wants to duck into and make a home for herself in. Close the bones of Sirius’ ribs behind her like some grotesque form of double doors.”
rotting/festering away in the docs:
The Other Lily | the other zoey pandalily AU | E? | Christmas rom com fluff & angst with a happy ending, Rosier cousins!, College AU
Lily is popular by accident because she likes helping others, is top of her classes and can be ‘witty in a real sexy way’ according to her best friend James. She doesn’t know what she expects from romance until Lily runs into someone that’s just as thorough, clever and unintentionally charming—Evan Rosier. A perfect match on paper that she’s eager to explore. But then she accidentally causes Evan’s cousin Pandora to get run over by a car and sort of becomes her girlfriend and then gets invited to a skiing trip that Evan is also going to attend and, well. A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. James tells her she’s bonkers and if he was less consumed by a particular delivery guy with pouty lips and a French accent he might have been able to do something about it.
or, How Lily Evans steals someone’s girlfriend in a roundabout way Christmas miracle style
sun-baked dirt | wolfstar & jegulus cowboy au early 2000s | E
i’m talking mechanical bulls, chaps, skinny dipping, ex-equestrian black brothers, meaningful talks under the stars, the prettiest set of boots and lots of heart eyes and sexual tension
mira, mi amor | insp by a zar prompt! | jegulily & background wolfstar modern day nanny au | E | age gap, chronic illness, poc jily, smut
harry has 4 younger siblings: we’re serving an angsty almost-teenager, red-haired twins (because i couldnt help myself) and one precious toddler—lily and james are shagging non-stop to compensate for having the hots for their nanny and regulus is perpetually stressed out or horny (…….or both)
— a million and one more little things, mostly porn oneshots but also a whole fuckin haikyuu and maze runner au?? yeah
feel free to come yell at me about any of these:) also haikyuu, jjk, atla, aftg, httyd or anything in general really<3
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Omg the post about 'a lesbian could be attracted to a man if they're very special' reminded me of something that happened.
I go to a club and one of the girls who went there recently split from her BF, and apparently he wasn't very nice. She said she had only ever dated women until that point and before that she thought she was a lesbian. The girl's friend said well he did catfish you.
Turns out, the girl had met him on a dating app when he was identifying as a trans woman and he basically 'detransitioned' the moment they started dating.
So this girl's friend is going well, you are a lesbian, and then the girl goes, really quietly, well no, I guess I'm bi? Girl's friend: no, you're a lesbian.
Like, I'm holding my tongue because I'm bi. I've never dated a man (nor do I intend to), but I still find them attractive, so I'm bi. And this girl was genuinely attracted to her bf, but her friend was adamant she was still a lesbian and I'm just... if I can openly say I'm bi without any intention of dating the opposite sex, and never having done so, then what's the issue here?
It was so awkward, like the girl was clearly uncomfortable about it.
THAT'S SO AWKWARD WTF ????????????
like bruh if you're attracted to Just Some Dude who isn't even presenting as transfem anymore... you're bi as hell. if you've genuinely been attracted to a guy or an omab person who isn't presenting as female or even aligning with women socially... you're not a lesbian. febfem sexuality should honestly be more normalized. it's okay to choose to only date one side or the other! it doesn't make you any less bi. that's legit just biphobic rhetoric. people don't CHOOSE to be gay based on finding one side annoying or smth. gays legit are incapable of being attracted to either the opposite sex or people who present as the opposite sex, within reason ofc. and even then that's still technically a bisexual experience in the bi = both sexes definition, and not a homosexual experience unless you can't tell at all the person's sex... which imo is pretty unlikely once you learn the person is trans, there's usually certain features & behaviors that give it away once you look closer that might or might not affect your attraction. but yeah, saying that you can straight up be into someone who presents 100% as male and STILL be a lesbian is unhinged.
like the "well the person is transfem" as an excuse doesn't even apply?? that blows my mind. i would even, very controversially, have given people some leeway on the whole being technically bi/into both sexes yet only being into bio/cis men & transmascs (or bio/cis women & transfems) thing... like in a way that's being into both sexes but also only being into gay-passing relationships, which is a really unique experience. it technically still falls under bisexuality, but imo it's still a close cousin experience to gayness. honestly if the whole "bi lesbian" thing had been only about people who are technically bisexual in the dictionary definition of the term but are only capable to be attracted to people presenting as female or male and only date in a gay-presenting way, i wouldn't have had an issue with it since transness can make sexuality quite complicated. they would still face homophobia, including about them not being into het-presenting relationships. as long as they had been respectful abt homosexuals i wouldn't have cared. but alas, "bi lesbian" is for a rly stupid reason...
that "friend" is just pushing biphobic & lesbophobic rhetoric. i hope you can have a good convo with her and reassure her that if she was ever into a guy, a male person that's 100% male-presenting, she is extremely bisexual. there's just no way around it. even with the transfem identity, i'll see 100% male-passing transfems try to get with lesbians and it drives me fucking crazy. it's disrespectful af!!
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Lae'zel is honestly my least favorite, simply because her approach to sexuality is borderline rapey. she is VERY aggressive about what she wants.
I can’t offer any kind of counter-opinion because I haven’t played the game, but from what I’ve seen of her, she’s honestly the character who most intrigues me apart from the lesbian with the balloon animal ponytail and itty bitty bangs. She’s not hurting real people with her aggressive behavior, she’s interacting with and playing off of other similarly unhinged fictional fantasy characters— and I think it’s interesting when a character seems especially dangerous or aggressive, because it makes me want to see where they go from there, and why they’re acting that way. Like, Jack from Mass Effect is introduced as a deadly criminal who would love to watch the galaxy explode, and her story winds up being really touching and complicated. But also, some bad and mean characters don’t even have to drink some Get More Nice juice for me to enjoy them, if they’re interesting and well-written enough as they are.
I get the feeling (from fanart and other things my dash has shown me) that Lae’zel can eventually learn to treat people a little more niceys, if friendshipped/romanced the right way, but I’m also saying that I might still like her if she was just mean forever. She seems cool.
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🚨 TAGGED & TRIGGERED: WHEN “LESBIAN” ISN’T A SLUR—JUST A SEARCH FILTER 🚨
💣 Let’s get something f*cking straight, toots:
“This is satire. If the shoe fits, it’s probably your Etsy bio.”

First Off. Calm Down.
You sound Crazy.
Tagging a pattern ≠ bigotry. Tagging a behavior ≠ phobia. Tagging a predictable cluster of rage-posting bullsh*t with the same identity marker? That’s just organizational excellence.
And if seeing the word “lesbian” on a post about unhinged misandry gave you flashbacks to your sociology class trauma journal— that’s not my fault.
🧠 You weren’t “attacked.” You just didn’t like that someone finally connected your behavior to its demographic origin.
Because I’m not tagging your sexuality. I’m tagging your fcking rhetoric.*
You know what I'm talking about:
🌪 “lesbian. neurodivergent. she/they. trauma witch. antifascist fairy. misandry stan.” Cool lore. Now explain why 9 out of 10 posts reading like:
“Men should be sterilized at birth, teehee”
…somehow come from that exact combo.
REALITY DROP:
📊 72% of Tumblr’s male-hate essays—the ones loaded with “all men are trash,” “men are inherently evil,” “male tears make me wet” energy—come from lesbian-coded users.
🧵 Posts tagged #killallmen explode 4x faster when also tagged #wlw, #femme, or #dykecore.
📍 91% of users crying “homophobia” over tags? Were never mentioned by name. They saw the mirror—and punched it.
You’re not being targeted. You’re being categorized. And if you mistake a label for violence, maybe log off the internet and open a f*cking book.
You don’t get a free pass because of what you do with your genitals. You don’t get to throw grenades and cry when someone identifies who’s tossing them.
You act like men are subhuman, emotional trash bins, walking trauma triggers— But when someone tags that behavior as a pattern, you go:
“bUt tHaT’s hOmOpHoBiC—”
Shut the f*ck up.
It’s not homophobic. It’s Excel for people with pattern recognition.
🧬 This ain’t Hogwarts, babe. “Lesbian” isn’t a magic word that shields you from accountability.
If I tag a post “lesbian,” it’s because it came from the same pipeline of Tumblr-coded bitterness where identity is armor and man-hate is currency.
You wanna post like a f*cking psycho and wrap it in soft fonts, frog emojis, and “trauma girl summer” vibes?
Then own the tag. It’s not meant to erase you. It’s meant to warn others.
Here’s the uncomfortable truth:
🩸 Some of the most violent, entitled, hypocritical, unhinged behavior online isn’t coming from frat bros or alt-right chuds— It’s coming from self-described “femmes” with anime avis, locked bios, and rage diaries about how men shouldn’t be allowed to breathe.
But because they’re lesbian or non-men or queer-coded neurofae witchcraft goblins— We’re supposed to treat that as empowerment?
Nah. I’m not handing out identity-based hall passes.
You wanna know why I tag it? Because my followers deserve a warning.
That behavior isn’t just edgy. It’s narcissistic. And I refuse to pretend like people spewing misandry dressed in rainbow flags deserve extra kindness because of who they f*ck.
You hate men? Fine. You think you’re untouchable because you hate them with glitter on? Nah. You’re just boring and logged in too long.
⚠️ If a man posted “All women should be controlled” – you’d lose your goddamn mind.
But when some trauma-thirsty lesbian writes “Men should be muzzled and neutered,” You reblog it with a skull emoji and a dopamine rush.
🤡 You don’t hate oppression. You hate equality in accountability.
So let’s lock this in permanently:
🧠 A tag isn’t an attack. 🧠 Lesbian isn’t a slur. 🧠 And you don’t get to act like a digital warlord and cry “triggered” when someone sorts your behavior into a folder labeled “unhinged misandrist LARPing as social justice.”
If that shoe fits?
Lace it up and go for a walk, Dumbass.
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hi there yanblr!
hi there ~ i'm monica or moni! i'm 17, a lesbian, and use they/angel pronouns! i'm not new to tumblr itself but am new to yanblr. a few things to note -
i am not under an obligation to disclose exactly what's wrong in my head. mainly because i couldn't tell you a thing.
i welcome anons ^_^ it's okay to be shy around me i think it's cute ^^
i love cute things! and making cute things! if i make friends here, expect icons/moodboards/playlists etc~ it's my love language!
i use this blog to vent! so excuse any unhinged behavior, as your majesty is perfectly normal!
#actually yandere#yandere community#yandere#yanblr#actually obsessive#obsessive thoughts#obsessive love#irl yandere#intro post
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