#unhinged lesbian behavior

[snezus-christ-risen]

Keeping in mind that it doesn’t necessarily mean they’ll be finished today or even anytime soon 🫠

[bhaalsdeepbat]

i literally walked into this space knowing NO ONE, sat off to the side and told them, "I'm sorry, I'm like a cat. I have to just watch for a second, then I'll socialize more." and like. the entire group was just like YEAH MAKES SENSE. no one took it wrong. they just let me observe until i was ready to mesh in more. and now almost two years later I am now burrowed so deeply into this troupe that i wouldn't have the friends or opportunities i have without it.

[cessreads]

I used to see this person a lot in school because we were in the same year level. We even sat next to each other in one criminal law exam so I know she recognized me, too. Anyway, we saw each other outside school setting for the first time today (we went to the same work seminar) and I just know she recognized me even though we didn’t acknowledge that we went to school together for 2 years. She talked to me and it made me feel things I haven’t acknowledged in years. That I am in fact gay. I had a girlfriend once and back then I didn’t want to label my sexuality and I lost feelings for her eventually and I thought hey maybe it was a phase (?) and stuff? but now I am sure that it was not.

[rootspiral]

Agatha All Along deep dive: episode 8 part 7

(Wandavision entries: [1][2][3])

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more Oz references! fury of the elements, one very pissed ex, same thing.

god but how much I love rio going feral?! it's so stupid I'm giggling and kicking my feet about it. you'd think a very old, very wise being would react like a grown ass adult after a breakup, especially because it was such a long time coming. but does rio go home to process things quietly? noooooooo she summons a whole storm and sits on a roof waiting for agatha to come out of her basement, so she can be an ass about it. if they were humans rio would be slashing agatha's tires and smashing windows and throwing rotten eggs at her house drunk at three in the morning, and you know what? good for her!!! she's been fucking trying to work things out in a mature responsible way, and it was never going to work, agatha was never going to grow up. so fuck it. agatha wants to be immature? we'll show her immature! I support my girl going full petty and unhinged, let her cry and scream and eat a whole ice cream tub and then throw it all up, let her piss all over agathas' rhododendrons, my girl has earned it.

AND she's brought her favorite soul-reaping orchid with her! she's like, I'm gonna do it! this time I'm gonna getcha! I will drag your ungrateful ass to our son kicking and screaming if I have to!!!!

...girl. we both know you ain't. like agatha is literally about to die and you still won't reap that soul without her consent. absolute loser behavior.

and agatha... well, agatha never backed off from an immaturity showdown. oooh she's gonna out-toddler you for sure.

but it's so interesting that the Road didn't give her her powers back. tbh I don't think she ever lost her powers at all, seeing as she's first and foremost a succubus and that power works just fine, if alice's fate is any indication. it's more like, three years under the spell completely drained her battery and she desperately needs to feed.

and agatha wasn't planning on joining the Road at all, as far as she was concerned it didn't even exist. like with lilia, jen and alice the Road gave her not what she asked, but what she needed all along: her prize was that moment of closure with nicky

so rio cannot kill people, she can only make them wish they were dead, and I just realized, her special talent is also being fucking annoying, just like agatha

by the way, rewatching wandavision I realized that his name is JOHN, not herb! I'm so sorry I've been calling you the wrong name this whole time, my guy. ALSO MOVE OUT OF THAT NEIGHBORHOOD DEAR LORD

same goes for you two. harold you have a daughter!

(omg a literal harold, they're lesbians.)

agatha sees the fire moon and it reminds her of alice. she draws a circle for the expelle hoc malum protection spell she's learned from her. she had a coven only for a day and look how much they've gotten under her skin.

rio gives an incredulous sigh. are you calling me "evil"? it's like, we've been over this!

I know that baby and I love you, but also you're very much sitting on a rooftop cackling like a maniac. how can these two be both so tragic and so so fucking ridiculous at the same time.

it's like, she's absolutely right, she's no villain and she's no demon, agatha should stop treating her like one and punishing her for it. but also... stop begging her to, for fuck's sake. rio, my love, have some dignity. stop chasing. you did a dramatic exit half an hour ago, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

agatha trying to exorcise her ex wife with a spell: clownass behavior.

rio blowing the circle away with a kiss: also clownass behavior.

but is she wrong????

lilia's turn to come in handy!

I'm sorry but... a whole sink? she threw a whole sink at her head?? this scene is so fucking hilarious, like I know some people found rio ooc but to me it makes perfect sense. I'm just sorry she didn't throw a toilet.

GO HOME, RIO. it's okay, we're gonna put up a picture of agatha in your living room and throw poop at it until you feel better or smth, it's gonna be okay, you let it all out.

^^literally rio

jen's moment: vulnus ab aqua curare.

I don't think it's going to help you much though, babe. remember when agatha kept poking wanda with a stick and got her ass kicked to oblivion in return? she's been poking DEATH for two hundred years. what did she expect???!?!

THAT IS THE HOTTEST SOMEONE HAS EVER LOOKED, DEAR LORD

and considering that rio chooses an outfit for each soul she reaps: this is what she chose for agatha??? girl, be for real!!!

aaaand she gets kicked into a wall a moment later. after her devastating sexy ass walk with the high slit dress and all. complete loser behavior.

(also hilarious: agatha's laundry hanging there the whole time)

billy came back to save agatha (awww) but not before conjuring a cool wiccan costume and doing a very dramatic entrance (awwwwwwww). literally her son.

I agree tbh

agatha's face when she realizes billy is choosing to give her magic: this is the first time someone does it willingly. and sure he is super powerful (she drained poor alice in a second), but I keep imagining a world were agatha is an important, cherished member of a community, maybe playing the vital role of teacher and knowledge keeper, and the community willingly donates magic in return, all together and on a regular basis, like people donate blood, so that no one dies and she doesn't starve.

look at how the beam changes color, and just how happy she is to finally eat. it's just the way she was born, you know? I hate that evanora turned it into something horrible when it didn't need to.

oh god, that stupid outfit again. that is agatha's "I'm such a scary merciless bitch and I don't care about your feelings" outfit. as if.

and then she realizes she's killing billy. look at her face, a moment ago she even said how good all this power feels. she could easily take it all. but of course for billy she has to stop.

so, can agatha actually control her powers? well, it's complicated, isn't it? she definitely couldn't when she was very young. possibly she never sought to learn how to as time went on.

(thank you for your patience, everyone, I'll update more regularly from now on. and you all know what happens next entry.)

go to episode 8 part 8

[eqt-95]

A double whammy? I hope you don't mind, but I think you're up to it... ❤️💜

Lena was a woman of science, and anyone in that industry could tell you that external factors could interrupt normal behavior. Like heat. 

It was summertime, and Lena did not do well in the heat. Her skin would burn, she’d melt with discomfort, and her brain would get muggier than the humidity. Sure, National City's heat was contributing, but it was nothing on the exposed arms and glimpses of midriff and polished abs her very best friend’s outfit had on display. 

Lena stood with her popsicle melting under the summer sun and pretended not to stare like she was the thirstiest lesbian on the planet. Meanwhile, Kara debated between the keylime or the berry cream popsicle from the very patient vendor with Ruby and Esme weighing their own very serious choices.

“Careful, someone might catch you gawking,” Sam grinned, taking a swipe across her own raspberry-lemonade treat.

“I’m not gawking. I was… just…”

“Admiring? Observing? Panting?” Sam offered.

“What’d you get?” she continued, not waiting for Lena’s reply before crunching into the strawberry basil popsicle in Lena’s hand.

“Hey!” was her lame, muggy-brained response. A pout came next as she looked at the Sam-shaped teeth marks in her popsicle.

“Yum,” Sam mocked, chomping down on the icy treat and shooting Lena a mischievous smirk and an antagonistic wag of her own, unmarred popsicle. 

Lena would blame it on her sufficiently over-baked patience later, but for the moment, a surge of irrational competitiveness overpowered normal social behavior which was why, without warning, her hand extended to grip Sam’s forearm and her mouth plunged downward, wrapping her lips fully around Sam’s popsicle and slurping upward.

Revenge was achieved. The world was balanced.  Sam looked mutinous. Lena grinned, wiping a small dribble from her chin. Esme giggled from the popsicle cart. Then: “Aunt Kara is eating wood!”

Lena turned her attention to the trio. Ruby was smiling ludicrously while happily licking away at her orange treat. Esme had her little hands clutched around a purple one laughing with unhinged delight. And then there was Kara. Kara who was negotiating three and a half popsicles. Half because Kara’s mouth was clearly full. And chewing. And crunching - gnawing. And looking red faced. And uncomfortable. And like she might take flight any second.

“Kara?” Lena managed, ignoring the suggestive elbow from Sam. “Are you… are you eating the stick?”

Kara immediately shook her head; eyes watering, shifting awkwardly. Then, slowly, nodded when Lena’s brow arched in suspicion.

“You know you’re not supposed to do that, right?” Ruby inserted, casually twirling her own.

And Kara simply nodded again.

—

Lena was a woman of science, and anyone in that industry could tell you about how any hypothesis was established through extensive observation.

It was through regular observation that Lena knew all of Kara’s quirks and habits. It was why Lena was quick to notice a new habit appear. Kara squirmed. She squirmed and blushed and stammered more often than usual. 

So Lena pushed the limits, checking in when Kara’s new traits showed up and, perhaps Lena was putting a little bit too much hope into it, but there seemed to be a correlation with, well, Lena.

But she needed more data. She was a woman of science after all, and anyone in that industry could tell you about the months and years it took to observe, test, and bring to market a new product.

That was where a range of experiments came in: 

Experiment no. 1: Weekly Brunch

Constant: location (Noonan’s), time, day, and table

Variable: Lena wore a low cut dress

Results: Kara dripped egg yolk onto her pants, syrup onto the table, and dribbled orange juice down her chin and onto her shirt

Experiment no. 2: Compromising Situation #1, the elevator

Constant: location (L-Corp private lift), floor change

Variable: an IT cart was ‘accidentally’ parked in the cab, taking up 95% of the space and requiring Lena to press into Kara for the full 63-floor ride

Results: Kara’s work laptop screen was crushed between her fingers

Experiment no. 3: Game night

Constant: location (Alex + Kelly’s), time, day, company, food

Variable: wine; more specifically, wine location: top shelf, hard to reach without a little black ink revealed on Lena’s back.

Results: Alex called Kara out for floating

Experiment no. 4: Compromising Situation #2, Al’s

Constant: location (Al’s), time, day, and company

Variable: their usual table was ‘missing’ one chair, leaving a musical chair situation until Lena simply sat in Kara’s lap

Results: Kara didn’t speak the entire night

Experiment no. 5: Movie night

Constant: location (Lena’s apartment), time, day, company

Variable: chocolate covered strawberries

Results: invalid

Note: experiment considered an outlier and to be noted in future studies. Before Lena could follow through with her protocol, Kara lifted a strawberry to Lena’s lips who, taken aback, bit into the strawberry. Kara replied ‘good girl’, popped the rest into her own mouth, and Lena didn’t speak for the rest of the night

Experiment no. 6: Lunch date

Constant: location (L-Corp), food, time, company

Variable: Lena ordered the greasiest double-patty available

Results: 

The experiment wasn’t going well, and even Lena Luthor’s patience had a limit for inconsistent data. That data was currently slurping her straw through the final dredges of an extra large milkshake from Big Belly Burger. That limit was when Kara Danvers stopped squirming and blushing and stuttering over Lena’s sultry, albeit ineffective, attempts at making a juicy burger look sexy.

The limit was crossed when, unaware of Lena’s greasy chin and flexing fingers and soft moan, Kara went and flipped the tables by turning Lena's anatomy into goop. How? It started when Kara dragged a finger over the cup’s inner wall and licked it clean with a demeanor that was making a different sort of mess. 

Another set of underwear ruined by a Kryptonian. And not even in the way Lena dreamed it.

It was when Kara reached a second finger into the cup that Lena’s patience let out a small whimper which years of practice covered up with a tiny cough.

“Darling,” she choked, throat tighter than the forgotten straw on the coffee table. She stretched her lips into a smile and crossed her legs. Always crossed her legs.

“Hm?” Kara asked, two vanilla-covered fingers deep inside her mouth, tongue swirling with the practice of

“I think you've sufficiently polished your milkshake.”

And Kara, blessed Kara, stared longingly at the empty cup like a puppy who'd just been abandoned on a farm. 

And Lena, cursed Lena, only then noticed the dribbles of milkshake left behind of Kara's lips and chin and now her tongue was-

“Right,” Lena said with a finality that included slapping her hands on her thighs, exhaling shakily, and standing with hopes that Kara couldn't hear anything out of the ordinary on her walk back to a desk of libido-killing work. 

“Hey Lena?” Kara asked, and when Lena turned around, Kara was standing. Close. Like, directly-in-front-of-her close. Like, Lena-could-have-wavered-an-inch-and-collided-with-her close. 

“K-Kara, what-?” she asked before taking a step back and pressing into her desk.

“You’ve got a little something-” Kara began, staring intently at Lena’s mouth.

“I-I do? Where-” Lena stammered. She lifted a hand to wipe at her mouth, only to feel it captured by a strong, warm, steady Kryptonian hand. 

“I got it,” Kara offered instead, and before Lena could process air or space or time, Kara’s lips were on hers. They were on hers and sending shockwaves of surprise and confusion and arousal and - to hell with thinking. Instinct won out, and she returned the kiss, letting out the soft whimper she’d always concealed and leaned into the softness of Kara’s lips, and gave access when her tongue trailed along Lena’s lower lip.

“I don’t think you can call these outliers anymore,” Kara smirked minutes later.

And Lena, too breathless and stunned to play calm, cool, and collected, absolutely folded: “How did you-?”

“Sam,” Kara said simply before interrupting Lena’s outrage with another kiss.

“Well, you know what they say,” Lena offered, still breathless but less stunned, “twice is just a coincidence.”

“Care to make it a pattern then?”

“Absolutely.”

Lena was a woman of science, after all.

[radykalny-feminizm]

I had the dubious pleasure of learning about the most insane and disgusting person I've heard about in a long time, and I don't want to be alone with this knowledge, so.

This is Christian Weston Chandler (aka Christine aka Chris Chan)

He's an internet personality who was once popular in certain online circles because of his absolutely unhinged behavior and susceptibility to being trolled.

A handful of facts:

He's an extreme incel who, for most of his life, desperately tried to find a partner while claiming that he only needs a woman for sex

At one point he paid a woman so he could rape her

He created and published sexually explicit drawings of female bodies on the internet, including those of women he knew in real life who, of course, did not consent to such things

In addition to being a misogynist, he's also a racist and homophobe. In his own words: if I could have it my way, I'd make it illegal and forbidden to have homo men; women are safe

Surprise, one day he started identifying as a woman and an ally of the LGBT community. He assumed a new identity solely because he thought it would give him sexual access to lesbians. But hey, TRAs keep saying that such things don't happen, so we're good

He thought he was able to magically grow a vagina and showed off his infected taint gash as his new vagina

If you think that's already pretty bad, the worst was yet to come. In 2021 he was arrested for raping his 79-year-old dementia-ridden mother. That's right. If you've ever wondered about the embodiment of evil and degeneration, here it fucking is. The justice system didn't buy into his bullshit identity and treated him as a male. Unfortunately, he was released from jail in March 2023, and in August the same year his incest charge was dismissed as a result of his lawyer having filed for an autism disorder deferred disposition. Which is fucking outrageous and bullshit because hello?? Autism doesn't make you want to rape your own elderly mother??

I don't even have a proper conclusion to all of this. No words in any language can express my absolute contempt and disgust for this moid.

And for TRAs who don't understand why women don't want "trans women" in their spaces - this is why.

[heartfullofxfright]

“what a romantic thing to say.”

“The only one who gets to kill you is me.”

[luv-lock]

Fandoms that are so unhinged and cringe that I would never be a part of even though I enjoy the anime/show/game:

1. My Hero Academia

Honestly, what is wrong with these people? Are y’all okay? Do you need help? Therapy? Exorcism? This was a great anime and an even better manga, but the fandom? Dead on arrival. Like, no amount of CPR can bring this back to life because the fandom turned it into a circus of cringe. The fanfics? Absolute war crimes against the English language. The shipping wars? God-tier delusional. Y’all turned Deku into some uwu soft boy who cries over stepping on ants. This fandom could have had it all, but instead, they went off the rails and nuked the whole vibe.

2. House of the Dragon

Let me just say it: y’all can’t tell the difference between fiction and reality. Like, are you okay? Blink twice if you need help. These people have turned liking Team Green or Team Black into a blood feud. They call Green fans RAPISTS. Yeah, you read that right. Someone out there is foaming at the mouth because you thought Alicent Hightower was in the right for .2 seconds. They harass actors like they personally stormed King’s Landing and burned their village. Y’all bullied actors so bad they had to dip off the internet. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to watch dragons burn people. Chill.

3. Twisted Wonderland

Oh, boy. This one’s personal. I’ve been harassed, stalked, and attacked by these clowns in my first ever blog. Why? Because I wrote a straight fic and didn’t make it for a male reader. Yeah, you read that right. Straight fic. Suddenly, I’m Satan. They sent death threats, stalked me, reported my fic—like, go outside and touch some grass. The entitlement is insane. Sorry I didn’t cater to your every whim, my liege. Get a hobby. Oh wait, you do have one: bullying creators for free content. Imagine if they put this energy into, I don’t know, being normal.

4. Genshin Impact

This one’s tricky. On the surface, pretty chill. You like the game, I like the game, we all simp for pixelated characters—it’s cool, right? WRONG. The second you express a straight ship? You’re done. Canceled. Booted out of the fandom. Like, y’all do know this is a Chinese game, right? Where straight relationships are literally baked into the culture? But noooo, apparently every character has to be gay or you’re committing some kind of fandom sin. And don’t even get me started on how they harass artists over anything. “Oh no, their art style doesn’t fit my headcanon, time to ruin their life!” Calm down, Picasso.

5. Honkai Star Rail

Another “chill on the surface” fandom, but scratch a little deeper, and it’s chaos. They will romanticize slavery for their ships. Like, excuse me? What kind of unhinged behavior is this? And don’t even get me started on their logic for calling characters gay. “Oh, she wore purple eyeshadow once, so that means she’s a lesbian. It’s canon now.” HUH? Since when does makeup mean sexual orientation? Y’all are doing the most for the least.

[charaznablespeteevee]

when I was a kid I printed out a massive guide from GameFAQs on how to get the cute librarian girl with the glasses in Harvest Moon to marry you. And I was grinding for gifts for her daily. One of my earliest unhinged lesbian behaviors

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Marcille Donato, I simply must apologize for calling you a Cinnamon Roll please forgive me

That was before I learned that:

• You are apparently a high-level researcher of advanced and restricted Magics, not unlike a Nuclear Physicist in our world

• You went on a date with an undergrad who blew your mind so hard you dropped out of your cushy research gig to go explore a Dungeon with her

• You were a pure researcher working on Energy Sourcing who knew zero combat magic before absconding to said Dungeon with said Undergrad

• You skipped all the normal combat magic to learn/cram Giga-Flare into your head on the road to the Dungeon and went “yep that seems good enough what else do I need right?”

Absolutely iconic behavior this woman is exactly as unhinged as the rest of the Touden Party I know she makes a lot of noise about Laios’s Monsterphagy but Falin ate a grasshopper on their first date so it’s not like this girl isn’t Down With The Weirdness alright like let’s be real.

Also it kinda gets glossed over in all the “be gay do crimes against god” memes but her big act of Black Magic wasn’t even actually the Necromancy. Folks raise the dead all the time in this show. What got her in trouble was tapping into the Dungeon’s power source to run her little Franken-Dragon-Girlfriend experiment.

She didn’t disobey God’s laws;

She stole God’s electricity

Peak Lesbian Energy

(Well. The Dungeon Master’s. Same difference in practice)

[sommerregenjuniluft]

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no one’s gonna say anything against a dude kissing his homie good luck | rosekiller | M | 3.1k words | stupid teenage bois, jealousy and Good Luck Kissing

Evan’s fingers clench in the worn cotton. Somewhere in the back of his head there’s sirens going off, a voice yelling at him to not do it. It’s a husky little thing when it tumbles out of Evan anyways. “You want a good luck kiss?” — [Ant Pile b-side]

Die a Little Death For Me | jegulus | E | 2.7k words | smut, trans reg, light dom/sub, voyuerism ft. the rosekiller boys

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Suck the marrow out my bones and all you’ll taste is yourself | old wolfstar | T | 1.6k words | domestic, toothrotting fluff

“Moons,” whispered on a breathy little snicker, much too boyish for a man in his mid fifties and the mattress dips beneath his weight.

Teeth | wolfstar | E | 3.9k words | written for the Kinktober 2023 prompts Dubcon and Stripping

And then Remus squats down in front of him, a palm held under Sirius’ chin, “C’mon, spit, baby.” Sirius cheeks are flaring and he throws his chin up and forcefully spits the man right in his fucking face.

Always Pushing her Luck | lesbian wolfstar | E | 2.6k words | the inherent eroticism of lathering someone up in sunscreen/aloe lotion

Remus braces herself but, really, she should have seen it coming. “Kiss it better?”

Ribs Are Designed To Be Crawled Into | lesbian wolfstar | M | 1.7k words | bloody and gory-ish, feelings realization, canon universe

“Chest a widely open crater that Remus wants to duck into and make a home for herself in. Close the bones of Sirius’ ribs behind her like some grotesque form of double doors.”

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The Other Lily | the other zoey pandalily AU | E? | Christmas rom com fluff & angst with a happy ending, Rosier cousins!, College AU

Lily is popular by accident because she likes helping others, is top of her classes and can be ‘witty in a real sexy way’ according to her best friend James. She doesn’t know what she expects from romance until Lily runs into someone that’s just as thorough, clever and unintentionally charming—Evan Rosier. A perfect match on paper that she’s eager to explore. But then she accidentally causes Evan’s cousin Pandora to get run over by a car and sort of becomes her girlfriend and then gets invited to a skiing trip that Evan is also going to attend and, well. A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. James tells her she’s bonkers and if he was less consumed by a particular delivery guy with pouty lips and a French accent he might have been able to do something about it.

or, How Lily Evans steals someone’s girlfriend in a roundabout way Christmas miracle style

sun-baked dirt | wolfstar & jegulus cowboy au early 2000s | E

i’m talking mechanical bulls, chaps, skinny dipping, ex-equestrian black brothers, meaningful talks under the stars, the prettiest set of boots and lots of heart eyes and sexual tension

mira, mi amor | insp by a zar prompt! | jegulily & background wolfstar modern day nanny au | E | age gap, chronic illness, poc jily, smut

harry has 4 younger siblings: we’re serving an angsty almost-teenager, red-haired twins (because i couldnt help myself) and one precious toddler—lily and james are shagging non-stop to compensate for having the hots for their nanny and regulus is perpetually stressed out or horny (…….or both)

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[nuancefem]

Omg the post about 'a lesbian could be attracted to a man if they're very special' reminded me of something that happened.

I go to a club and one of the girls who went there recently split from her BF, and apparently he wasn't very nice. She said she had only ever dated women until that point and before that she thought she was a lesbian. The girl's friend said well he did catfish you.

Turns out, the girl had met him on a dating app when he was identifying as a trans woman and he basically 'detransitioned' the moment they started dating.

So this girl's friend is going well, you are a lesbian, and then the girl goes, really quietly, well no, I guess I'm bi? Girl's friend: no, you're a lesbian.

Like, I'm holding my tongue because I'm bi. I've never dated a man (nor do I intend to), but I still find them attractive, so I'm bi. And this girl was genuinely attracted to her bf, but her friend was adamant she was still a lesbian and I'm just... if I can openly say I'm bi without any intention of dating the opposite sex, and never having done so, then what's the issue here?

It was so awkward, like the girl was clearly uncomfortable about it.

THAT'S SO AWKWARD WTF ????????????

like bruh if you're attracted to Just Some Dude who isn't even presenting as transfem anymore... you're bi as hell. if you've genuinely been attracted to a guy or an omab person who isn't presenting as female or even aligning with women socially... you're not a lesbian. febfem sexuality should honestly be more normalized. it's okay to choose to only date one side or the other! it doesn't make you any less bi. that's legit just biphobic rhetoric. people don't CHOOSE to be gay based on finding one side annoying or smth. gays legit are incapable of being attracted to either the opposite sex or people who present as the opposite sex, within reason ofc. and even then that's still technically a bisexual experience in the bi = both sexes definition, and not a homosexual experience unless you can't tell at all the person's sex... which imo is pretty unlikely once you learn the person is trans, there's usually certain features & behaviors that give it away once you look closer that might or might not affect your attraction. but yeah, saying that you can straight up be into someone who presents 100% as male and STILL be a lesbian is unhinged.

like the "well the person is transfem" as an excuse doesn't even apply?? that blows my mind. i would even, very controversially, have given people some leeway on the whole being technically bi/into both sexes yet only being into bio/cis men & transmascs (or bio/cis women & transfems) thing... like in a way that's being into both sexes but also only being into gay-passing relationships, which is a really unique experience. it technically still falls under bisexuality, but imo it's still a close cousin experience to gayness. honestly if the whole "bi lesbian" thing had been only about people who are technically bisexual in the dictionary definition of the term but are only capable to be attracted to people presenting as female or male and only date in a gay-presenting way, i wouldn't have had an issue with it since transness can make sexuality quite complicated. they would still face homophobia, including about them not being into het-presenting relationships. as long as they had been respectful abt homosexuals i wouldn't have cared. but alas, "bi lesbian" is for a rly stupid reason...

that "friend" is just pushing biphobic & lesbophobic rhetoric. i hope you can have a good convo with her and reassure her that if she was ever into a guy, a male person that's 100% male-presenting, she is extremely bisexual. there's just no way around it. even with the transfem identity, i'll see 100% male-passing transfems try to get with lesbians and it drives me fucking crazy. it's disrespectful af!!

[c-rowlesdraws]

Lae'zel is honestly my least favorite, simply because her approach to sexuality is borderline rapey. she is VERY aggressive about what she wants.

I can’t offer any kind of counter-opinion because I haven’t played the game, but from what I’ve seen of her, she’s honestly the character who most intrigues me apart from the lesbian with the balloon animal ponytail and itty bitty bangs. She’s not hurting real people with her aggressive behavior, she’s interacting with and playing off of other similarly unhinged fictional fantasy characters— and I think it’s interesting when a character seems especially dangerous or aggressive, because it makes me want to see where they go from there, and why they’re acting that way. Like, Jack from Mass Effect is introduced as a deadly criminal who would love to watch the galaxy explode, and her story winds up being really touching and complicated. But also, some bad and mean characters don’t even have to drink some Get More Nice juice for me to enjoy them, if they’re interesting and well-written enough as they are.

I get the feeling (from fanart and other things my dash has shown me) that Lae’zel can eventually learn to treat people a little more niceys, if friendshipped/romanced the right way, but I’m also saying that I might still like her if she was just mean forever. She seems cool.

[bloodlustfantasia]

hi there yanblr!

hi there ~ i'm monica or moni! i'm 17, a lesbian, and use they/angel pronouns! i'm not new to tumblr itself but am new to yanblr. a few things to note -

i am not under an obligation to disclose exactly what's wrong in my head. mainly because i couldn't tell you a thing.

i welcome anons ^_^ it's okay to be shy around me i think it's cute ^^

i love cute things! and making cute things! if i make friends here, expect icons/moodboards/playlists etc~ it's my love language!

i use this blog to vent! so excuse any unhinged behavior, as your majesty is perfectly normal!

[m3r1m4r5u333]

I've been thinking of how queer-coded Eddie (from 9-1-1) is, and the way his cardiologist (a heart doctor, how symbolic!) suggested Eddie might be repressed and...

Skip this post if the concept of repressed sexuality is uninteresting to you, this is mostly me talking about myself, to spread some knowledge about repression.

Anyway. Since anyone who has read any of my posts already knows I'm unhinged beyond comprehension, there is no reputation to lose here...

I just realized that I keep saying that I think Eddie is repressed and bi, and it just hit me that maybe people don't know what I mean by that? Maybe people don't know all faces of what repressed bisexuality can look like? It's not talked about a lot, I think.

So fic writers of the world, or whoever likes to learn, let me share my personal flavor of insanity - what my repressed bisexuality has looked like at different times!

Ah yes, first stage was Buck. Outrageous, oblivious flirting with anyone pretty... Without any clue that I was in fact flirting with everyone, including other women (I'm a woman). I just thought I was joking, teasing... Until it got just a bit too intense, and I finally went "Wtf. I'm flirting now. Like seriously, to get their attention! This isn't straight. What am I doing?"

And I was definitely nowhere near ready to get out of the closet or act on these instincts, so hey, we enter stage...

2. Repressed - and aware of it. Yes, may sound bizarre. To make things even more bizarre, when I say I started to repress my behavior... I don't mean just around women!!

By that time I had a lovely, open-minded friend group, I'd always been into queer rights etc. So I definitely felt like this wasn't really anything I should hide, or be ashamed of...

But I still grew up religious, and even though I left religion behind quite early in my teens? My family didn't.

So I wanted to come out. And was scared to come out.

And somehow... The longer I stayed silent, the more the mask of conformity started to suffocate. It disturbed me, to have people think I was 100% straight.

I started to feel like I was betraying my people, other bisexuals and queers in general, by conforming, and slipping notice under the cover of heteronormativity.

I thought, why should I talk about the men I like... if I can't also talk about the women I like. It just means I'm shoving myself deeper inside the closet!

So my logical solution to this problem...

Was just stop talking. Of anyone! I became this sexless creature, no flirting, no admiring comments, no dating, nothing. Even if someone made a comment about a random person on tv... I existed in a cage, not wanting to comment on anyone's attractiveness. Simply because it felt like betrayal to talk about some part of my identity if I could not talk about all of it.

So to summarize: while it's true that some bisexuals hide under the blanket of fake straightness, and some will actually also pretend to be fully gay or lesbian...

Some of us just attempt to disappear off the map completely, and show no interest to anyone at all.

That doesn't btw necessarily have anything to do with our fantasy life - that may still be rampant. Or equally repressed in some way or another!

And we may also act differently around different people. But not necessarily. It can feel awkward or scary or "unimportant" to come out even to fellow queer friends.

The point is... There are many kinds of masks. Repression is a freaking chameleon. Everyone does it differently, even the same person can do it differently with different people, at different stages of life.

And btw, unbecoming this self-made onion of a person can be annoyingly slow and difficult. Personally I'm still not done untangling the mess I am. But maybe getting there!

[mapplesand]

Gender Chart with Marco/Tristan (AU)

this post is going to be LONG because I autismed too close to the sun, just click on the "see more" if you actually want to dive with me in madness and gender

what I mean by gender chart is, well, exactly what it means actually, I just took every option (except non binary because i couldn't think of anything) and I just dive into how the dynamics would play out with my ocs ! it's just me being autistic

tw for internalized transphobia in a lot of these

this is the gender chart that i actually didnt take the time to edit any more than that because i expended too much lol

Cis Marco/cis girl Tristan

if cis girl Tristan is a lesbian than this is hilarious because Marco would get hit by the reality that he will never be with a woman ever

if somehow girl Tristan isn’t a lesbian you might think that this is just a boring het couple now and just giving Marco an easy win with getting the girl while being the most unhinged guy ever about women

well this is underestimating the power of Tristan and autism, and also judging Marco a bit too quick

first of all whatever gender Tristan is, just know that he’s always going to be taller than Marco so cis girl Tristan is a giant weird autistic girl who’s very oblivious to the world around her and Marco’s attempts at flirting are just flying over her head

I also think that Marco would be caught in the paradox of unhinged behaviors and then remembering he’s supposed to make himself look good and he starts to panic because he doesn’t know how to behave like a normal person in front of a girl

Tiphaine (Tristan’s girl name lol) wouldnt care at all how he acts, actually she thinks it’s funny when he’s making a fool out of himself

the more their friendship grows the more he stops to act like girls are a different species and get as comfortable as he would be in canon with Tristan which means Tiphaine gets these kind of texts out of nowhere

Marco : yeah I mean the porn I’m watching isnt doing for me it’s boring as fuck it’s actually funny

Tiphaine : huh

Tiphaine : you’re watching porn AND talking to me ?

Marco : …

Marco : FUCK

Marco : it was a joke don’t take it seriously

Tiphaine : I mean you would do that that’s why I’m asking

Marco : you’re making me sound like a pervert now

Tiphaine : but YOU ARE

Marco : THATS NOT THE POINT SHUT UP

you know what maybe they’ll get together because they’re stupid, because Marco can’t keep his mouth shut and even if he often forget that Tiphaine is a girl he has a crush on, she’s still a girl he has a crush on

and Tiphaine probably likes the attention just like Tristan did in the canon storyline, it’s all about being oblivious until Marco is really fucking stupid about it and you can’t really ignore it anymore but you don’t say anything about it, not because you’re uncomfortable but because someone is being stupid because they like you (that’s just how Tristan works in canon)

they probably get together at the end of sophomore year/during the summer break, would Marco use the same “I wonder how kissing feels like” tactics ? Yes, yes he would, would Tiphaine pretends to fall for that ? Yeah, she would

Marco probably feels embarrassed that he’s shorter than his girlfriend and then he remembers that he’s at boobs height and actually, it’s not so bad, also they’re both aware that Marco’s type usually have bigger chest but in the end, boobs are boobs so he doesn’t care

also Marco gets pegged, I’m trying not to get too suggestive with all of them but sometimes you have to say it

Cis Tristan/cis girl Marco

I mean Tristan is still gay so they would just be friends or something like that, girl Marco would definitely think Tristan is flirting with her tho lol, girl is still desperate

She would probably do very stupid things because she wants his attention and doesn’t realize she’s crushing on a GAY MAN, then she would be very embarrassed over everything and flop on her bed face down and lay there for one hour while Tristan tries to laugh it off

they give off a very Tyler and Carmen energy in this one tbh, unhinged girl and autistic boy

Marcy, contemplating life : why are all the good men gay

Tristan : why do you sound like an incel

Marcy : no I’m a femcel

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Tristan : listen... i have something to tell you

Marcy : (oh my god he's gonna finally confess)

Tristan : i'm gay

Marcy : ....WHAT

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Marcy : but we cuddled on my bed so much how is that even possible

Tristan : we're just touch starved Marcy

Marcy : BUT I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU THATS NOT FAIR

Tristan : I KNOW I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU WITHOUT CRUSHING YOUR DREAMS AND MAKING THINGS AWKWARD

also yeah, there’s some timeline where they don’t always end up together, but I think it’s funnier this way, I mean, femcel and gay best friend is peak

Cis girl Marco/cis girl Tristan

this one is great because I don’t think being cis girls would change them that much so you just have to imagine an equally deranged Marcy (girl Marco) I think she tries really hard to be not like others girls because she always failed to be the perfect daughter so she’s not bothering anymore

Tiphaine thinks she’s being really good at not showing she’s a lesbian and then she’ll stare at Marcy’s boobs for the entire conversation and wanting so bad to recreate the meme “this looks heavy let me help you”

they get together the same way they do in canon which means they get drunk and Marcy asks Tiphaine if she can kiss her to see if she likes girls and Tiphaine is more than happy to help

again Marcy is at boobs height, the hugs are great she’s in heaven, I also think they’re both checking each others out in absolutely 0 subtle way, Tiphaine has a flat chest but it won’t stop Marcy from staring at it

I think for the rest it’s like their canon selves, just make it weird smelly girls edition

Cis Marco/transmasc Tristan

Marco thinking he finally got a girlfriend and then Tristan comes out as a man

he’s probably confused and it takes some key elements to understand trans identity because cis Marco doesn’t know anything about LGBT issues, he probably says a bunch of dumb stuff because he doesn’t really understand what Tristan feels but he wouldn’t say anything hurtful on purpose, Tristan probably calls him out on the bullshit and Marco just shut up about it

the rest is pretty much the same as in canon but Marco is stuck in the paradox of wanting to touch Tristan’s boobs and the fact that he doesn’t want to be weird about it so you just have to imagine him sit on the edge of the bed while Tristan takes off his shirt

Marco : huh tell me if it sounds weird as fuck but, will you ever get like, top surgery or something ?

Tristan : I don’t know, they’re not bothering me that much they’re just chilling you know, plus it’s expensive as fuck I think there’s more important stuff like, taxes

Marco : yeah okay, that’s fair, yeah

Tristan : you know you can just tell me if you’re worrying about the fact that you keep using them like a stress ball and that if I get rid of them you wouldn’t be able to do that anymore

Marco : THATS WASNT ABOUT THAT AT ALL I WAS CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR WELLBEING

I also think that Tristan being who he is would randomly points out how funny it is that they’re both men with boobs but Marco is cis and Marco starts yelling at him that his boobs are pecs and that he’s totally manly okay ? Let’s just ignore the fact that cis marco has bigger boobs than any version of Tristan who can grow boobs in all these alternate universe

Cis Marco/transfem Tristan

Tristan “oh my god I was actually a straight woman all along” and Marco “this relationship is gay af even if it’s straight this is very different from what I imagined when I said I wanted a girlfriend”

I’m not sure what name she would chose in this one, it’s not going to be Tiphaine but it might be Angèle just like the french singer (and also it’s close to the word angel so yeah)

like the one about transmasc Tristan, Marco really doesn’t know anything, he will say stupid shit but on the other hand the more they grow in the relationship the more likely Marco is to use a lot of petnames either to annoy her or to be flirty, various things like my angel to babe (which she doesn’t like because it truly feels way to cishet couple for her) or he’ll throw a “hey gorgeous” out of nowhere, probably tries to call her french pet names and fails because he can’t pronounce any of them

Marco : hey mon… (look at his phone) cuoeure ?

Angèle : … coeur ? Like heart ? Is that what you’re trying to say ?

Marco : yeah that

from Marco accidentally being transphobic and still having to deal with his toxic masculinity towards how he views their relationship to Marco being the biggest simp ever

Angèle starting hormones in near the end of high school and suddenly Marco gets really invested in it because he realizes he’s gonna win a tall girlfriend with boobs, it’s always about boobs with him because he doesn’t get to touch boobs in the canon so he has to fulfill this dream in the others timelines somehow

monthly boobs check up together which is totally not an excuses for anything devious on anyone behalf okay

Marco : dumb question, how much oestrogen can make your boobs grow ?

Angèle : since I’m super skinny I don’t think I’ll have enough fat in my body to have much going on, so huh, I don’t really know

Marco : okay so now we’re gonna fix that eating habits AND make you grow boobs, alright let me order something really filthy

when she walks around in one of his shirt (despite being way taller than Marco, all version of Tristan are floating in his shirt because they’re just that skinny) and when she leans over it exposes literally everything and that’s how Marco will die probably

Cis Tristan/transmasc Marco

to be honest in the early concept of the story, Marco was a trans man so it would have been the same without the cis men shenanigans from him

I think Marco was too focused on socially transitioning and being bullied in his freshman year to actually think about other people but definitely had an eye on Tristan this whole time, he starts hormones in his sophomore which gives him enough confidence to talk to him but he’s also probably dealing with lots of dysphoria and just you know, his usual bad self esteem

they get together at the end of sophomore but Marco was probably beating himself up on his stupid “girl crush” and that Tristan would never date a trans man because he’s gay and Tristan is just like “I can’t believe I’m pulling a beautiful fat man that is exactly my type maybe this is a crazy dream that I’m having”

Marco : this is stupid why would you be attracted to me this body is all awful and nothing’s right with it, you’ll probably be better off with a real man with a dick or something

Tristan : okay how should I prove to you that I’m attracted to you, I’ll do anything you want me to do (he said that genuinely without any flirting intention behind)

Marco completely shifting his mood and smiling like the bastard he is : ...anything ?

Cis Tristan/transfem Marco

this would only happen if those two are together because Tristan is the one leading more healthy thinking to Marco until well the egg crack and they both stare at the ceiling wondering what’s this supposed to mean for them

complete silence until Tristan exclaim something like “does that mean I’m straight now ?”

I don’t think they would breakup, it would however lead to a lot of confusion and questioning for both of these dumbasses lol

in this case I don’t think her name would be Marcy and I think Tristan would help her chose a name because she keeps insisting that (random anime girl from her waifu list) is a good name (Tristan : no you cannot call yourself after a danganronpa character please just let me scroll through baby name site I’m begging you)

she would only start to try and transition in college tho, the egg probably cracked in junior year but she’s the type to only tell one person and never talk about it ever again

Tristan : I mean, I think sexually is as fluid as gender so it doesn’t really matter to me if you’re a girl now, I still think you’re pretty and that won’t change

Marco (whatever her chosen name would be there) : I’ll still call you a fag so don’t even try running away from that gay boy

Tristan : okay now that’s just rude I was trying to be a supportive boyfriend there

Cis girl Tristan/transmasc Marco

they probably starts off as friend, Marco is already out but tries too hard to be a macho man and to impress her just for Tiphaine to bluntly be like “what the hell are you doing”

lots of height dysphoria again, did I mention he’s at boobs height, yeah… at least he gets to act like a cis men about boobs, that’s just Marco, he loves boobs in every timeline and this whole post is making me sound insane because I just know the word count for the word boobs is INSANE I’m sorry about that, this is a post about boobs

just like canon Tristan, Tiphaine is fascinated by anatomy so huh let’s just say they explore each others body but in ways that Marco wasnt really thinking about and he gets to hear her rant about anatomy and how cool the human body and how hormones truly are a powerful things

Cis girl Tristan/transfem Marco

one autistic bitch will crack your egg in several timeline to make you realize you’re a woman, bonus point if lesbian relationship ensues

Tristan is truly bringing the best out of Marco in every timeline lol, there’s probably a lot of emotional turmoil because transfem Marco is always devastating to me (/pos)

Tiphaine probably isnt good at makeup but she’ll look at tutorial on youtube just to help her girlfriend, similarly to cis Tristan/transfem Marco, she’ll probably help her pick a new name, probably Marcy for this timeline because Tiphaine’s big brain is like okay but what if we call you Marceline like the vampire, because you’re always biting me, like a vampire, get it, and I get to be princess bubblegum, and then we both kiss

Transmasc Marco/transmasc Tristan

transmasc Marco would probably deal with a lot of dysphoria and internalized transphobia, heavy on transmed take and bad take in general that probably make him feel miserable about himself, like in the cis Tristan/transmasc Marco one, he probably starts taking testosterone in his sophomore year and probably gets top surgery as soon as he’s 18 with the help of his own money from jobs, his mother’s and a gofundme

and then there’s Tristan, androgynous he/they who doesn’t really care about how he looks, doesn’t use a binder, doesn’t plan on having top surgery either, man is chilling and that’s infuriating for Marco

honestly, Marco probably dislike him heavily throughout high school for being such a “pussy” and being quiet about his transition, and just, being way too chill about it

they probably only start talking when they realize they’re both going to the same college and have to share their dorms, Marco probably realize that Tristan is actually a pretty nice guy but he’s still very jealous because Tristan is a white skinny dude with a small chest who doesn’t care while Marco is the fat filipino guy who couldn’t look at himself in the mirror because he was nowhere near the perfect idea of being a man and even with top surgery he still feels like there’s too much going on

idk how they get together but you know they were roommates you know how it goes

you just have to imagine Marco ranting about how weird people who don’t bind or don’t want top surgery are and Tristan being like “okay then I’ll keep my shirt on for everything now” and Marco panicking “wait no not you, please your manly boobs are the only thing keeping me alive rn”

Tristan has to fuck the bad takes out of him, literally, I’m sorry, that’s how it goes sometimes, he has to realize that he can’t hate the people he wants in his bed because Tristan isnt taking shit anyway

Transfem Marco/transfem Tristan

what if we cracked each other egg and we were both girls and kissing

it’s probably one of these AU where they start talking near the end of high school where Tristan is already out and hanging out with each others makes Marco be like damn you know what I might be a woman too…

they start taking oestrogen around the same time and the world is beautiful

and I'm missing some because I'm really struggling with how they would play out so maybe i'll update later for them :

Cis girl Marco/transmasc Tristan

Cis girl Marco/transfem Tristan

Transmasc Marco/transfem Tristan

Transfem Marco/transmasc Tristan

anyway sorry I went overboard with this