#unexpected angels

[louise-auxcimes]

Unexpected Angels ♥ U thought you knew what an angel is ? You'better find out before they find you.

[spacebubblehomebase]

📻 Drawing in mostly my style is such a relief, I tell you. Honestly, I had no intention of shipping Alastor with anyone and I still sorta don't. If not for all of the adorable fanarts I kept bumping into, I wouldn't have even considered this. But now that I see it, "Queerplatonic Radioapple" would be SO funny. XD On a side note, Charlie may just be the safest kid in hell. Or endangered. Depending on how you see it. LOL. 🍎 -Bubbly💙

[infinitesadnessmelon]

Sometimes I remember I have the power of drawing by my side lol

[reiverreturns]

it absolutely sends me how visibly confused maverick is when cain tells him he's been recalled to top gun. man is either as dumb as a bag of rocks labelled 'gay nepotism' or has been squeezing in acting lessons between deployments.

[mochinek0]

Unexpected Angel (1/4)

Marinette was exhausted. She thought working at Wayne Enterprise would be a dream come true. Every night she came home ready to pass out. It was getting to the point where she was forcing herself to eat before passing out.

'If only Carrie would leave me alone.'

Marinette was a new hire at Wayne Enterprise. She had been there for a month, when things took a turn for the worst. A lady name Carrie was assigned to their fashion sector. She wasn't a designer or working on any of the clothes; she was basically a secretary to Marinette's boss. She was suppose to get his coffee, make copies, and file things away for the future. For some reason, Carrie decided to dump her work load into her hands.

Marinette was now stuck doing the work of two. Once she had put papers to copy and Carrie had marched up and screamed at her.

"Where are the papers I gave you?" Carried yelled.

"They are getting copied." Marinette spoke.

"And you left them there?" Carrie shouted, "How could you be so irresponsible?"

"You never told me to stay with them. I'm busy-" Marinette began.

"Do I have to tell you how to do everything?" Carrie continued to berate her, "How did a nobody like you get hired in the first place?"

It had been a long day.

Marinette sat in a café close to the office. She had gotten a coffee, but if anything, she wanted a nap. She quickly sat up as someone took the seat across from her.

"Are you okay?" they asked.

Marinette sighed and took a gulp of her coffee, "It's been a long morning."

"Work?" he asked.

"One of my seniors at work keeps forcing me to do their job for her." Marinette confessed, "It's not even in my job description. She gets upset with me constantly. I can't really do or say anything because I'm a new hire. I would probably be replaced the next day. That lady has been there for five years."

Damian frowned as he listened to her.

'A lady who worked for them was forcing others to do her job for her. She's been there for five years and from how this person speaks, it doesn't sound like it was the first time.'

She sighed, "I've been so stressed out. I just want to sleep when I get home; I just feel drained, you know. I have had to force myself to eat when I get home. I'm too tired to even do that, but I know I have to eat."

'I need to figure out who this senior is and fast.'

"Trust me." Damian spoke, "That place is survival of the fittest. They won't fire you because you spoke your mind. Especially, if you were right."

"Thanks for the advice." she whispered, before smiling, "You know, I heard people in Gotham were rude and never really helped each other. Maybe, they just haven't met people like you, Stranger."

'She doesn't know who I am!'

"I never got your name." he spoke, as she stood up.

She smiled, "Marinette. Marinette Dupain-Cheng. And yours, my Guardian Angel?"

Damian smiled, "I think I'll keep the title you bestowed me."

Marinette giggled and quickly hurried back to the office.

Damian pulled out his phone, "Father, we have a situation in the fashion department. I'll be there in five minutes."

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[rius-cave]

Yo imagine if Alastor joins Angel in cockblocking Lucifer from Adam just to piss him off, it would be freaking hilarious ngl.

Alastor has joined the fight.

Angel and Alastor vs Lucifer

Omg the difference is that Angel does it to be a good friend to Adam (and also because it's funny) and Alastor does it because he just wants to fuck with Lucifer lmao

[blue-rose-soul]

Kid Alastor loathes it when people who know him treat him like a typical child. At the same time, he is absolutely willing to use his appearance to his advantage. Sometimes that means getting one over on an enemy and taking advantage of their underestimating him. Other times, this just means fucking with people.

Angel Dust: Aw, for fuck's sake-

Alastor: Gasp! I can't believe you, Angel, defiling my poor, innocent ears with your foul language-

Husk, from the next room: INNOCENT MY ASS!

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-✦The Broken Halo Club✦-

[huellitaa]

I've come to make an announcement; Huellita's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Huellita, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN ANY AMOUNT OF INSULTING PARAGRAPHS YOU CAN THROW AT ME DR EGG MAN

[dentedhalostories-blog]

Guardian Angel

“Hey ma’am,” I said. “How’re you doin’ this mornin’?”

The old woman sat on a bench in the early morning sun.

She was barefooted.

The soles of her feet were calloused and her gnarled toes were bent in many different directions.

She wore a simple sun dress.

Her skinny arms and legs were like the slats on the back of the bench.

Her elbows and knees were wrinkled and knobby like the branches on a tree, maybe like the tree from which the bench was made.

Her hands were calloused like her feet, and her knuckles were like stones in the ground.

Her face was shaped like the moon and her gray hair was pulled back and tied into a pony tail.

Her weathered skin was worn like the leather on a friendly pair of shoes.

Her eyes were as deep as the earth and as brown as soil in a gentle rain.

She was beautiful.

“Hey yourself,” she answered. “I’m doin’ real good. Want to sit here?”

I sat beside her.

She reached out, tenderly ran her thumb across my forehead, and laid her hand on my head.

She leaned over to me and gave me a light kiss on my cheek.

“I’m a guardian angel,” she whispered. “I’m your guardian angel. Here for you as you’re here for others. Here for you.”

A slight breeze blew through the yellow leaves of the maple tree beside us.

We sat silently.

I smiled.

[thigh-o-saur]

BRO I DID NOT EXPECT LUCIFER TO BE THE ONE WHO BEGAN THE NICKNAME FOR LUKE AS CHIHUAHUA LIKE OMGGGGGGGG IT WAS LUCIIIIIII

[writingsofwesteros]

Angel in unexpected places:

Sonja sweetly bathing aemond too. Finding such solace when she can make sure her sweet, hurt, darling warrior can be doted on and protected from all the mean words and gazes.

"it-it matters to me not you- found you-found your Peak so suddenly" she says softly. "I find it...incredibly flattering...and it makes me feel wanton" she whispers. "I am very sensitive too" she adds blushing.

!!!!!!!

Aemond nearly falls asleep in the back; her soft words causing his eye to flutter shut with a soft hum escaping him. She washes his muscled chest before moving to massage his scalp

[galaxynajma]

A unnecessary post about how good the cover for volume 24 of jujutsu kaisen is

First I like how plain the background is it ( the background of the vol 23 was it’s biggest problem to me )

It makes it so there’s more of a focus on hana she takes up most of the room of cover so having a plain background was a better choice

Also I love how gege drew her hands ( hands are a iconic part of gege’s art style in general) there’s a focus on them and the way they are posed looks like something you would see in painting or a statue of a angel

It’s very angelic “don’t be afraid “ kind of vibes

ALSO HER LIPS THEY LOOK SO GOOD

I know some people don’t like gege’s new art style and I can see why but this cover is just so good and unique to the other covers we had

I’m hoping for vol 25 cover to be tsumiki/yorozu ( four volumes that have the female characters as the cover in a row what a dream! ) vol 26 cover is most definitely going to be both gojo and sukuna

[brittlebutch]

really is kind of a bummer that my brain’s interest in working on the Evan fic I mentioned in the last one I posted was utterly kneecapped by the airing of an unexpected second season. I don’t Really begrudge them their choice to return to the setting, but it in this specific context it’s a little annoying because I have no desire to a.) learn new character traits or backstories for these characters right now Or b.) interface with other fans who want the new content integrated into the writing and will point out new inconsistencies with the new canon. So it’s looking like there’s a chance I just won’t return to the idea at all. At least not any time soon. SAD!

[mochinek0]

Unexpected Angel (3/4)

Previous

After Damian's phone call, Bruce and Tim brought up the fashion department on their monitors. They could see and hear everything. It didn't seem like anything was the matter.

"What is going on?" Bruce asked, "What is wrong with the fashion department? From what I can see, everything is running smoothly."

"The new hire." Damian spoke, catching Tim's attention, "She complained about a senior pushing their work onto her. She went on to say she would rather collapse at home then eat. She has been forcing herself to consume food upon her return."

"Are you sure she didn't know who you were?" Bruce pushed.

"She referred to me as a stranger." he answered, "We have never met until today. She stated that the senior female has been in the company at least five years."

"She told all this to a stranger?" Tim questioned.

"I took a seat at her table and questioned her appearance. She resembled you after two weeks of no sleep." Damian stated, "She took that too inform me of her issue here at work."

'The fact that she still looked ethereal doesn't need to be known by them.'

Tim zoomed in on Marinette and watched as she slowly approached her desk. Tim brought up the personnel files and searched the database for the lady at her desk. He didn't remember the other lady being in that department.

"There you are. Here I was thinking that you left early. You're late coming back for lunch." the lady spoke.

"Actually, I'm five minutes early." Marinette pointed out.

Damain smirked at Marinette's remark.

'I knew she had it in her.'

The Waynes watched as the older lady leaned closer to their designer, "Copy all these papers and make sure there are at least twenty-five pages each. You should be able to do that in three hours, right?" and walked away.

"Tim?" Bruce questioned.

"Got it." he replied, "Carolyn Briggs. She's better known around the office as 'Carrie' and she has worked for us at least five years."

Damian watched the monitor as Marinette looked between the pile of papers and her desk. He watched as she ignored the papers and turned to her designs.

"I believe she's used this tactic before." Damian spoke out loud, "Use the weak-willed to do your work. Likely, she was transferred or the person quit."

"She was transferred from advertising within the last month." Drake declared, "She has worked in many departments during her time here."

"You may also want to notify the design department that their copies will be late." Damian smirked.

"Tim, inform the lead and I'd prefer we keep an eye on this situaction." the head of Wayne Enterprise announced, "I believe Miss Dupain-Cheng is working on the concepts for the collections we spoke of during her hiring period."

"It seems there's a meeting about the upcoming collection in three hours." Tim explained, "They will be talking with members and explaining about Marinette's new position. We also have a timeline for the collection and for when it will be released. He isn't amused with what is going on, but he had noticed Miss Dupain-Cheng's work had gone down since her arrival. Now that he has a better understanding of the situation, he has no issue if we extend the timeline."

After three hours, Tim noticed Carolyn walking to Marinette's desk.

"It's show time!" he announced.

Bruce and Damian quickly turned to look at the monitors. Marinette sat at her desk, humming. She hadn't left her desk and had maintained a steady work pace.

"Where are my papers?" Carolyn shrieked, suddenly, "Did you leave them at the machine again?"

"They are right here." Marinette smiled, "Right where you left them."

"I told you to do them!" Carrie screamed, "There's a meeting in fifteen minutes."

"Then, you should get to it." Mari replied, "I can't imagine not having the correct information for a meeting. That sounds really important."

"You little bitch!" Carrie shouted, slapping Marinette.

Damian was quick to his feet and glared at the senior worker. Bruce glanced at his son, amused.

"I want her fired." he growled.

'Perhaps, Damian has taken a personal interest in our new hire.'

Marinette just smiled at the vindictive lady, "Sorry, but I have my own job to do. I don't have time to do your job. What have you been doing for the last three hours? So much wasted time. I mean, is your job that hard that your can't copy papers? You've been at this for five years. No offense, but I don't want to be you in five years. Better get started, you have an important meeting in.....ten minutes."

Carrie snarled, grabbed the papers, and hurried away.

"Tim, find what Miss Briggs has been doing for the past three hours." Bruce demanded, "Get back to me when you have found out."

"I suggest Miss Dupain-Cheng be given a workspace away from everyone else." the youngest Wayne chimed in, "It would give her a peace of mind. The collection would get her undivided attention and we will get the results we asked her of."

The two CEO's agreed.

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