#under my fucking bed
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Jade's is to achieve a mastery in taxidermy, specifically of birds. She has NO plans to share her collection once it is achieved...
Alright everyone. What is your pets' life's mission? Robin's is to be inside the dishwasher and Sparrow's is to dig all the way through both the hardwood floors and my boots
#she amassed a whole graveyard of mummified birds once#under my fucking bed#we found it by accident#dad didn't stop laughing for ten minutes#I laugh at it now in a weird way#sumi's pets#Story Time!#text post#wtf#cat#animal#queued post
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hey can i come over and hang out with ur cat
#the amount of pics that my friends have of me just laying UNDER A FUCKING BED SO I CAN PET THEIR CAT#txt#♡
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Leashed to the floor by a short lenght of chain. The chain has just enough give to let them scramble back just a couple inches, low to the ground on their hands and knees, when they get scared. They can't even look up from how hard the unforgiving leash pulls their neck back towards the ground unless they stay where they are supposed to, right where whumper wants them to be.
#imagining big sad eyes filled with fear down on the floor like a dog#they instinctively try to back away and the chain snaps loudly#maybe they hold onto it with both hands#either pulling on it desperately or just as a small comfort#whump#my writing#whump writing#whump prompt#whumpee#fear#chained#leashed#pet whump#captivity whump#i fucking adore the mental image of a sad little guy in the middle of a dark room chained to the centre of the room#in my head they aren't restrained any other way because it don't see the reason to leash them if they can't even pull away#i do also enjoy an ankle chain#but i prefer it when their ankle is chained to whumper's bed#just!!! they are in bed sleeping and it would almost look idyllic if it wasn't for that one tiny detail.......#the chain innocently peeking out from under the blanket and running down to the side all the way to the floor#restrained#it does things to me
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themthemthemthemthemthemthem-
#more of those lil requests i asked for a bit ago#the christmas one was so so fun i was delighted to finally draw ms. beagle being a total wingman for her son#and i got to draw howdy in a turtleneck again which is. one of my favorite things#i imagine that ms beagle will spend the whole evening trying to get howdy & barn under the mistletoe at the same time#oh my fucking god that would make a cute fic. adding a new section to my Thinkings doc#yes wally will be passed the fuck out in the corner after drinking too much spiked eggnog#jk he doesnt sleep#anyway hggggasncjasnclkask theyre soooooooooo ehehehehe yeah....#i love drawing them Cozy so ty person for the excuse#love drawing characters comfy in bed together... i can live through them...#scribble salad#laughingstock#barnaby x howdy#howdy x barnaby#sometimes im sad. then i think about Them in a domestic setting and im cured
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Nothing more humbling than trying to pull the blanket up and punching yourself square in the jaw instead.
#everything moves in slow motion when it happens#the moment you realize#fuck i messed up#and then everything speeds up and now you're curled up on the bed in pain#and the reason you couldn't pull the blanket up was because you have the blanket#tucked under your legs#i'm my own worst enemy#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#unpause rise of the tmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise donnie#rottmnt donnie#disaster twins#leo rottmnt
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idk if you know this but your f/o breathes a sigh of relief when they get home and realize you're already there. they'll wait for you if they have to, of course. but it's so nice when they don't have to. when they see your car in the driveway. when they see your bag and your jacket and your shoes inside the door. when they hear the sound of you, when they smell the scent of you. when they feel your presence. when they see you. everything's better when you're home together.
#eddie comes home. sees my car and finds a me-sized lump under the covers of our bed and is like 'thank fuck. scoot over'#self ship#self shipping#self ship community#self shipping community#self insert#self insert community#mine.txt#prompt.txt
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👁️👁️ *pops out under your bed*
chants: make the OC make the OC make the OC make the OC-
*slips back under your bed* aksjhdk xD i saw your tags so (iirc you have an OC with Graves right myehehe)
I'M THINKING ABOUT IT .......
#so you're the monster under my bed !!!#it's dusty watch out#and yes I have an OC with Graves but they're my main OC and I throw them in every AU possible#so technically not a COD oc#they're from the elder scrolls originally so yeah LMAO#but I'm trying to come up with a cool OC idea ...........#maybe to ship with Gaz ??? I don't really ship him with anyone yet#who knows#but fuck seeing all you guys' cool cod OC make me want to join the club#:3c#ask#always love seeing u in my askbox !
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I reblogged something and it made me think this:
Katniss (about post mockingjay Gale being in twelve, like, before it gets nice post war): No, we don't know why he's here. It could be for work.
Peeta: Yeah, because twelve is the center of commerce and progress.
*Haymitch guffawing in the background. *
#the hunger games#everlark#thg#peeta mellark#i love my bratty boy#also make sure you picture the dark circles under his eyes and his I'm-so-fucking-DONE expression#also he's holding the cat because i said so#it would be funny if he had bed head too#haymitch is drunk#Katniss showered but she hacked off all her hair in a manic episode so she looks like a shivering bald cat#maybe i should turn this into a fic why are there so many details
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"The taste of beauty!"
What imagining an animation meme makes a mf draw
Also there's a bunch if hidden text i hid in that image for both shits and giggles and uhh... Idk
Also the one eating Mark in the image is supposed to be heavily implied to be Glevil :3
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This fanart's life depends you gang. Liking won't do much so reblog too!! ^^
I will be under your bed tonight if you don't reblog.
Not forcing!! :3
Actually screw it I AM FORCING!! /hj /silly
#shit#silly#sillyposting#art#fan art#regretevator#roblox regretevator#regretevator roblox#regretevator fanart#regretevator mannequin mark#mannequin mark#mannequin mark regretevator#mark#mark regretevator#regretevator mark#glevil#regretevator glevil#glevil regretevator#Is that based on a fucking vocaloid song#if i had a nickel for every time someone headcanoned Glevil was a cannibal i would have plenty of nickels.#tags tags tags!!#Reblog this if you can or i will be under your bed tonight#<- not forcing!! :3#artists on tumblr#i need to stop#the brainrot is real#I gotta post about my ocs more. The fixation might kill me#At this point i think now is the time for me to call it a hyperifxation#YEUCC. MAKOS. CATJAMMI. ANY AXOSUN DEV!!! GIVE ME MORE LORE ABOTU GLEVIL. AND MY LIFE... IS YOURS!!!!!!!#notice me senpai!! >.< /JOKING
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sometimes i just want to cry over mulder’s fish and the way that we see both scully and doggett go to his apartment and feed them during the months he was missing and the fact that scully must have kept feeding them even months after he was dead and just to be loved so much that people come tend to your environment and keep your home and feed your fish long after you’re gone
and that the first thing he notices when he comes back is that one isn’t there. and how scully tried so hard, she tried so hard to find him and to keep him safe and to keep his work going and to keep those damn fish alive, and the first thing that he says to her when they walk back into that apartment is that one is missing
the way that in that scene, he says that he’s having trouble processing, that he doesn’t know where he fits in. you can be loved so much that multiple people come feed your fish and maintain your apartment after you’re buried in the ground, you can try so hard to keep everything going for someone else, but the world keeps spinning, and time goes on. fish die and baby bumps grow and answered prayers aren’t always miracles
he came back covered in scars to a clean apartment and a fish tank missing 1 molly and where does he fit in inside a world that hasn’t waited for him, no matter how hard she tried to make it stop
#nurse she’s rambling about the fish again#he loves those fucking fish#thinking about how they’re in scully’s apartment after he leaves in s9#anyway i know it didn’t do things perfectly but i love ‘three words’ for this dynamic#she is SO pregnant in that scene and he has missed EVERY day of it#and she has a new partner and the fbi wants him out and what is there even for him to miraculously resurrect to#having this baby and solving x-files were things that she wanted to do with him#and as far as he knows she’s been doing fine alone and with her new partner#he doesn’t know that she wept on the floor of a hospital and slept clutching his shirt in his bed#that she had to be Ripped off of his corpse and that she watched that fish die and she couldn’t stop any of it#‘don’t quite have my legs under me yet’ indeed#txf.txt#three words
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dont you just love hot weather
#ive been ill and it was SO HOT THIS WEEK I THOUGHT I WOULD DIE#im just laying in my bed butt naked and its so fricking hot what do you even do........#i love spring but god i didnt miss hot weather#Gem and Pearl! Struggling for our sins or just struggling just like me because heat was the only thing i could think of while dying of heat#a bit of an anatomy study! mostly just silly stuff i think its pretty domestic to fucking die of heat together#pearlescentmoon#geminitay#hermitcraft#the shorts on gem are like you know the ones women wore under skirts before the ones#court jester's art
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Suddenly hyperfixated on TNUtB and decided to do headcanons for my favorite sfth kids!!
John "Johnny" Evans
Look, being able to see the future at a somewhat young age can be fucking traumatizing, of course he's gonna be less emotionally mature than his younger sibling
That one off mention of this sixth sense being genetic but also being two completely different powers in the two occasions we see it (For Johnny it's future dreams and for Jack [<- their father because I think he doesn't have a name] it's sort of like. Spidey sense if that makes sense [haha, sense]) leads me to headcanon that the sixth sense isn't future dreams/visions specifically, but being more connected with space and time.
Johnny got the sixth sense much earlier than he was supposed to. It manifested when he was around 13. It's terrifying yet super fucking cool to just be able to see the future. But at the same time, he did have a future dream about part of the school collapsing because of its lack of solid foundation. This is how he learned that what happens in a future dream will happen. Like a fucked up version of Murphy's law
There is a small chance that his future dream ends up being wrong because of a shift in the timeline. He once had a dream that half of Somerset was burnt down. This was supposed to be true. Not until the change in timeline by BD and The Spirit of Somerset
Sleep talks. Takes on different voices depending on who's in his dream. You cannot convince me otherwise
Johnny is trans. Thank you for coming to ny Ted talk--
Janae Evans
I was full on panicking with what Janae's gender is so. Non-binary Janae???
"But dvmm13!! Janae's a child!!" Janae's also got the internet, goddamn it. They're smart enough to fully understand things and themself
Despite being much smarter than everyone else in their class, they're actually pretty popular. Take that, introverted/bullied nerd stereotype!
They're actually quite the chatterbox. Give them a topic and they'll tell you all about it-- they could ramble on for hours on end (ESPECIALLY if it's a topic they like)
Tutors students around their age or older than them. You can never convince me otherwise. This is canon to me
Actually fucking terrified of Johnny's powers. I mean, woah, sci-fi/fantasy territory, it's really cool when written but abso-fucking-lutely terrifying when you genuinely think about it
General:
They're related to Egburt's wife. Like, she and Egburt are their great great grandparents, therefore explaining the powers
"But dvmm13!! Only the women of the family have this power!!" To that I say: yes, it's supposed to only be passed down to the women of the family, but Jack got the sixth sense because of a small genetic mutation.
#shoot from the hip#sfth#shootimpro#the neighbour's under the bed#the neighbor's under the bed#potato fics#I DIDN'T NOTICE IT POSTED WHAT THE FUCK TUMBLR#(EDIT: i keep seeing the remnants of my past ideas before tumblr decided to fuck around with me. this post has been edited so many times)#(sobbing so hard right now)
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Oh okay this one’s got a little kick to it!
#actually screaming crying throwing up right now#can’t wait to put this in my fanfic#‘I’ll never understand the other’#‘the old us was lost when I woke up half dead under a blown up bridge’#just take me out back and shoot me it would hurt less#how am i supposed to go to bed right now when this is here#shut up fuck off#arcane#timebomb#arcane season 2#arcane s2#jinx#ekko
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this picture is so funny to me. the figure/ anatomy textbook (textbook equivalent?) open next to the fucking wip with the lights catching in a manner that just happens to be at his ass like. LMAOOOOOOO
#the pigsty that is my room (literally just the area under my loft bed closed off with beach towels) add to this experience#im locking in (pulls out a fucking book on muscles and the human figure)#the oiled up anji throwing it back will be here.... soon#ggst#anji mito#suggestive
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Chapter 95 - End of the Beginning, Beginning of the End
#boku no hero academia#deku#izuku midoriya#bnha#my hero academia#coming home in your outfit from the day not even changing into pjs just throwing yourself into bed#falling asleep almost immediately#we've all been there#you know that felt amazing to hit that fucking bed#didn't even get under the blankets. just passing out immediately
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ok i actually am going to scream
#ive been looking for my headphones for DAYS. ripping apart my room. tell me. why were they in the bag i keep my. personal items in under my#bed i havent used those in a while?? but i reached to get my other packer today and?? why are they in there#ughhh im glad to have them back but. dudeeeee#like i dont think i’ve opened that back pretty much since i got here since i’ve had my everyday packer out usually#i was just looking for my old one bc. bad dysphoria day and then ?? headphones?? fuck you??
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