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sumi-sprite · 6 days ago
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Jade's is to achieve a mastery in taxidermy, specifically of birds. She has NO plans to share her collection once it is achieved...
Alright everyone. What is your pets' life's mission? Robin's is to be inside the dishwasher and Sparrow's is to dig all the way through both the hardwood floors and my boots
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disgustinggf · 1 year ago
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hey can i come over and hang out with ur cat
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whumpitisthen · 1 month ago
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Leashed to the floor by a short lenght of chain. The chain has just enough give to let them scramble back just a couple inches, low to the ground on their hands and knees, when they get scared. They can't even look up from how hard the unforgiving leash pulls their neck back towards the ground unless they stay where they are supposed to, right where whumper wants them to be.
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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago
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themthemthemthemthemthemthem-
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bettertwin1 · 1 year ago
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Nothing more humbling than trying to pull the blanket up and punching yourself square in the jaw instead.
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canongf · 20 days ago
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idk if you know this but your f/o breathes a sigh of relief when they get home and realize you're already there. they'll wait for you if they have to, of course. but it's so nice when they don't have to. when they see your car in the driveway. when they see your bag and your jacket and your shoes inside the door. when they hear the sound of you, when they smell the scent of you. when they feel your presence. when they see you. everything's better when you're home together.
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nekrosmos · 19 days ago
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👁️👁️ *pops out under your bed*
chants: make the OC make the OC make the OC make the OC-
*slips back under your bed* aksjhdk xD i saw your tags so (iirc you have an OC with Graves right myehehe)
I'M THINKING ABOUT IT .......
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waywardangel-wilds · 2 months ago
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I reblogged something and it made me think this:
Katniss (about post mockingjay Gale being in twelve, like, before it gets nice post war): No, we don't know why he's here. It could be for work.
Peeta: Yeah, because twelve is the center of commerce and progress.
*Haymitch guffawing in the background. *
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ch3rr13zk1n · 2 months ago
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"The taste of beauty!"
What imagining an animation meme makes a mf draw
Also there's a bunch if hidden text i hid in that image for both shits and giggles and uhh... Idk
Also the one eating Mark in the image is supposed to be heavily implied to be Glevil :3
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This fanart's life depends you gang. Liking won't do much so reblog too!! ^^
I will be under your bed tonight if you don't reblog.
Not forcing!! :3
Actually screw it I AM FORCING!! /hj /silly
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carefulfears · 2 years ago
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sometimes i just want to cry over mulder’s fish and the way that we see both scully and doggett go to his apartment and feed them during the months he was missing and the fact that scully must have kept feeding them even months after he was dead and just to be loved so much that people come tend to your environment and keep your home and feed your fish long after you’re gone
and that the first thing he notices when he comes back is that one isn’t there. and how scully tried so hard, she tried so hard to find him and to keep him safe and to keep his work going and to keep those damn fish alive, and the first thing that he says to her when they walk back into that apartment is that one is missing
the way that in that scene, he says that he’s having trouble processing, that he doesn’t know where he fits in. you can be loved so much that multiple people come feed your fish and maintain your apartment after you’re buried in the ground, you can try so hard to keep everything going for someone else, but the world keeps spinning, and time goes on. fish die and baby bumps grow and answered prayers aren’t always miracles
he came back covered in scars to a clean apartment and a fish tank missing 1 molly and where does he fit in inside a world that hasn’t waited for him, no matter how hard she tried to make it stop
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jestroer · 2 years ago
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dont you just love hot weather
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Suddenly hyperfixated on TNUtB and decided to do headcanons for my favorite sfth kids!!
John "Johnny" Evans
Look, being able to see the future at a somewhat young age can be fucking traumatizing, of course he's gonna be less emotionally mature than his younger sibling
That one off mention of this sixth sense being genetic but also being two completely different powers in the two occasions we see it (For Johnny it's future dreams and for Jack [<- their father because I think he doesn't have a name] it's sort of like. Spidey sense if that makes sense [haha, sense]) leads me to headcanon that the sixth sense isn't future dreams/visions specifically, but being more connected with space and time.
Johnny got the sixth sense much earlier than he was supposed to. It manifested when he was around 13. It's terrifying yet super fucking cool to just be able to see the future. But at the same time, he did have a future dream about part of the school collapsing because of its lack of solid foundation. This is how he learned that what happens in a future dream will happen. Like a fucked up version of Murphy's law
There is a small chance that his future dream ends up being wrong because of a shift in the timeline. He once had a dream that half of Somerset was burnt down. This was supposed to be true. Not until the change in timeline by BD and The Spirit of Somerset
Sleep talks. Takes on different voices depending on who's in his dream. You cannot convince me otherwise
Johnny is trans. Thank you for coming to ny Ted talk--
Janae Evans
I was full on panicking with what Janae's gender is so. Non-binary Janae???
"But dvmm13!! Janae's a child!!" Janae's also got the internet, goddamn it. They're smart enough to fully understand things and themself
Despite being much smarter than everyone else in their class, they're actually pretty popular. Take that, introverted/bullied nerd stereotype!
They're actually quite the chatterbox. Give them a topic and they'll tell you all about it-- they could ramble on for hours on end (ESPECIALLY if it's a topic they like)
Tutors students around their age or older than them. You can never convince me otherwise. This is canon to me
Actually fucking terrified of Johnny's powers. I mean, woah, sci-fi/fantasy territory, it's really cool when written but abso-fucking-lutely terrifying when you genuinely think about it
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They're related to Egburt's wife. Like, she and Egburt are their great great grandparents, therefore explaining the powers
"But dvmm13!! Only the women of the family have this power!!" To that I say: yes, it's supposed to only be passed down to the women of the family, but Jack got the sixth sense because of a small genetic mutation.
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ideologyofone · 1 month ago
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Oh okay this one’s got a little kick to it!
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eudico-my-beloved · 2 months ago
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this picture is so funny to me. the figure/ anatomy textbook (textbook equivalent?) open next to the fucking wip with the lights catching in a manner that just happens to be at his ass like. LMAOOOOOOO
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everypanelofizuku · 3 months ago
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Chapter 95 - End of the Beginning, Beginning of the End
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pansyfemme · 2 months ago
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ok i actually am going to scream
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