#undead ramblings

[rottenzombrainz]

How would the ghouls feel if a like dove appears while they're with mc/pc

I'm so so sorry this took me so long!!!

anon this is a beautiful idea I love you mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah

I hope you don't mind me tweaking this just a little though!

Ghouls Reaction to Seeing a Like Dove While Alone with MC

These are all written under the assumption that you're the one whose feelings made the Like Dove show.

Frostheim:

Jin Kamurai - Jin would notice the dove but he wouldn't care for its presence or for what it means. He's King Kamurai, after all. There's probably dozens of students thinking about him.

Tohma Ishibashi - I could totally see Tohma teasing you about the dove once he sees it. He'd ask you if you know what it means or if you brought it here- but he'd change the topic before you could answer

Lucas Errant - Luca would point out the dove, thinking it looks pretty, but he wouldn't realize what it means despite Kaito telling him in the early chapters.

Kaito Fuji - Kaito would freak the fuck out and cry like he just won the lottery. Seeing a Like Dove basically is like winning the lottery for him.

Vagastorm:

Alan Mido - Alan would point out the dove, but only because he thinks it looks nice. He has absolutely no idea what it means. "Hey. Look at that bird. Why?... It seems like something you'd like."

Shohei Haizono - Sho is used to seeing the doves hang around Leo, but not him. What did they mean again? Something about someone liking someone else? Whatever, he doesn't care.

Leo Kurosagi - Leo wouldn't pay any mind to the Like Dove. He sees those things all the time, after all. It doesn't mean anything to him anymore.

Jabberwock:

Haru Sagara - Haru would think it's just another anomaly wandering around Jabberwock- not that it's near him for any specific reason. He'd still tease you about it though. "Gyahaha! A Like Dove! Those only show up when someone's crushing on you!! Do you have a thing for me?"

Towa Otonashi - Towa would get so giddy and happy. After all, he saw a Like Dove while he was with you!! That must mean you love him justtt as much as he loves you! He'd wrap his arms tightly around you and give you a big hug as he nuzzles you.

Ren Shiranami - Ren would brush it off completely. "Oh, that? Yeah apparently those show up and visit people when someone's crushing on them. Dunno who'd ever be into me tho."

Sinostra:

Taiga Hoshibami - He'd eat it. And then he'd eat you. It's up to you whether it's in the kinky way or not.

Romeo Lucci - The Like Dove would immediately catch Romeo's eye and he'd demand you to capture it for him. He'd be too focused on grabbing the rare anomaly to even confront you about why it appeared when you were with him.

Ritsu Shinjo - Ritsu wouldn't say anything about the dove but he'd take note of it. If he kept seeing them around, he'd eventually talk to you about it. " I often see Like Doves whenever we're together. Do you have romantic feelings for me?"

Hotarubi:

Haku Kusanagi - Haku would tease you about the dove, but in the kind of way that revolves around you. "You see that dove over there? It means someone's thinking of you. I'm not surprised. You're quite the catch~"

Subaru Kagami - Subaru would be more shy about it than you. He wouldn't want to bring it up... what if you think he's accusing you of having a crush on him? He probably wouldn't even be able to look at the pink bird.

Zenji Kotodama - Zenji would point out the dove and sing a little rhyme he wrote about it. He'd tell you stories of the dove without really realizing why it showed up for him.

Obscuary:

Edward Hart - Ed would pretend not to notice the dove while he teases you (aka asks you outlandish questions). And of course, he'd throw in a "Do you prefer Rui or Lyca?"

Rui Mizuki - Rui would point it out and tease you about it relentlessly. "You know what those mean, right? Someone has a crush~"

Lyca Colt - Lyca would notice the Like Dove from the sudden new smell. He'd glare and growl at it, thinking it means danger. "Grrr... what is that thing? Why's it following me around?"

Mortkranken:

Yuri Isami - Seeing the dove would boost Yuri's already massive ego. Of course someone's thinking of him! He's a magnificent doctor! Wait... what do you mean Like Doves show for romantic adoration?! After this realization, he'd go into Victorian Gentleman Cardiac Arrest ™

Jiro Kirisaki - Jiro probably wouldn't even notice it unless you pointed it out. Even then, he'd just info dump about the biology of the Like Dove, the meaning of it's presence completely going over his head.

[rottenzombrainz]

I saw this and it just reminded me of this Jiro home screen dialogue

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[undead-discourse]

i am once again searching for a decent alternative to ao3 that isn’t wattpad or ff.net does it exist or am i looking for a unicorn

[800db-cloud]

fight songs cover redraw, but it’s my favorite freaks from each class 🙂

[sleepymaven]

Elden Ring/Dark Souls and the Sheer Lack of Fanfics. (A Slight Rant and Ramble.)

Alright, we need to talk, Elden Ring and Dark Souls Fandoms...

There are hundreds of thousands of you out there who love these games... So many, in fact, that they are both some of the most popular game franchises ever made...

So, pray tell, why is there such an atrocious lack of... fanfics!?

Come on, man! I. Want. More. Fanfiction!!

Give me a coffee shop au where Miquella takes Malenia to his favorite coffee shop and introduces her to the cute batista.

Give me a crossover ship between Messmer and Gwyndolin where they help eachother through their familial issues and trauma.

Give me a hurt/no comfort between Radagon and Rennala showing how the divorce went.

Give me an actor au where it shows the behind the scenes and/or bloopers for the character messing up or forgetting their lines.

Give me a Gwyndolin x Chosen Undead!reader with extra fluff and a side of gentle smut.

Give me Rennala x Carian Knight!reader where you help take care of her while she's in the library.

Give me a modern crossover au where Malenia is dating Gwynevere and going through the motions of being a cute, domestic couple before ending it with them being wife and wife and officially married. (I desperately want to see this one, I'm BEGGING.)

Give me a crack fic where Gwyndolin takes his snakes to the vet.

Give me a canon divergence au where you save Godwyn from being assassinated.

Give me Godwyn x Consort!reader where you and him are married.

Give me modern au Godwyn where he's a himbo who forgot his wallet at home to pay for his singular candy bar.

Give me a Godwyn x Tarnished!reader were you get to peg him. (I would also read this one, btw...)

Give me Godwyn with a breeding kink.

You know what...

Just give me any Godwyn fanfics!

Don't be shy people, make some more!

Make me some fanfiction or else I will ascend to godhood and place an eternal curse upon thee! 😡

..please? 🙏

Pretty please with a cherry on top..?

Just give me more Godwyn, please! 😭

(More Gwyndolin would also be IMMENSELY appreciated.)

[rottenzombrainz]

I feel like her piercings look a little funky and that I should have accessorized more, but other than that, I'm proud of how she turned out.

Yichén will be making his debut in a little bit~~ gotta do some stuff around the graveyard first

My student ID finally came in~!! I look so super pretty, right? The orange background totally clashes with my everything... but there's not much I can do :P

((inspired by @asks-for-daiki))

[ofironandivory]

Shout out to my fellow proselfshippers who also SUCK at playing their F/O's source

Your F/O doesn't mind, they'll be patient as you learn how to work through their game's mechanics and storyline

There's no need to feel ashamed or guilty for putting your F/O through rough situations, they were quite literally made for it! Restart as many times as you'd like, try out new strategies, small progress is still progress!

Plus you both might get some good inside jokes about it!

[nico-the-overlord]

imagine a tumblr dash for zombies during the apocalypse. zomblr.

#nico rambles #zomblr

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🥩 meatloverz Follow

fresh brains r so hard to come by today bro :(

🌫️ runrunrun Follow

brains? in this economy?

#i phrase like a joke but really #living humans are starting to run out fast

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Anon says they personally try to lunge to the face just to instill fear for their own amusement, but upon telling others as such they were told that´s “too extreme” and that they should “just focus on eating people”. Thus, anon wants to know where people like trying to bite others.

#poll #polls #tumblr polls #bite #biting #infections #infect #submitted poll ideas #pollstovote

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🌼 sunnydaisy Follow

I now understand how spiders georg likely felt omg

#the hunger the HUNGER #sorry moots I need to rebrand soon #sunny says

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🚷 wander-n-pick Follow

Funniest fucking shit happened today. I distracted a survivor trying to bash my head open by telling them the tumblr code aND THE FUCKER FROZE AND SLOWLY RESPONDED BACK. CORRECTLY. IT WORKED. IF I WASNT AS HUNGRY AS I WAS THEN I WOULDVE DIED AGAIN LAUGHINH

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YOU.

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oh my god

#HEY IM SORRY MAN #WELCOME I GUESS #should´ve known you´d come across this post sooner or later with how popular it got #holy shit

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🧑🏻 nico-the-overlord Follow

imagine a tumblr dash for zombies during the apocalypse. zomblr.

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hi so apparently this is a thing, fell down the rabbit hole of this place, then got attacked irl while distracted scrolling help

#nico rambles #zomblr #how do I tag #am a idiot

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💔 rottingphases🌔 Follow

“stop don´t hurt me” “I don´t want to get eaten” like it´s my fault you taste so delicious

#txt #5k #10k

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🕸️ dying-inwards Follow

Kind of sad yet ironic I haven´t felt so alive in years actually

#vent post

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horrid hunger plaguing my psyche, I must find a little treat to fix this posthaste

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hopital (:<

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🐉 scabbingscars Follow

my toxic trait is thinking this song´s story now has a real chance happening to me

#I want to believe in romanceee! #still don´t want the relationship part but fuck something else pls #I´m so bored cornering and killing screaming people now

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yay yahoo brains and blood and love for all 🥰

🦄 glimmerhope Follow

people are literally loosing their lives and you make this type of post? disgusting.

📸 freeky-free Follow

no ohno spooky brains and evil blood and sad for all 😰

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[ceask]

Au where Geno, Error, Killer and honestly anyone who has determination or a parasite inside of them is a zombie. Would be easier and more interesting to make this into a modern au

Like imagine Reaper is just hanging out in a graveyard because he lives right next to it and sometimes helps out with the patrols, and then he just sees Geno dig out of his grave

[monstersandmaw]

You know that ‘but what if there was a good one’ trope of the ‘monsters’ from movies/media etc.? I’m thinking of BG3 (because BG3 brainrot is constant right now)…

What if there was someone in the shadow cursed lands who was undead but not hostile? What if this character could help your party? Or could be welcomed into your camp as a follower? Not heroic or anything. Just a lil undead guy (gn).

Maybe they cook for your party, or maybe you find a lute and bring it back, but no one at camp can play it so it gets set aside, but they pick it up and strum a few chords and remember what it felt like to be alive? What if they can fletch and enchant arrows for you? What if they’re so desperate to be useful and loved and cherished that they’ll do anything not to be sent out into the cursed, dark, echoing shadows again? spoilers they don’t have to *do* anything to earn their place, but after 100 yrs they don’t know that

What if they can pass as the undead and slink out of camp after your party one day, only to find you surrounded and struggling, so they grab a dagger from a nearby corpse and chuck a bag of healing potions and scrolls at you at the last minute and literally save everyone, and they’re celebrated and hugged and thanked that night back around the fire and finally feel like they have a home and a family again after a hundred years of fear and isolation and loneliness…

What if…?

Oof.

[kingtylerproductions]

Not a drawing but look at this cool 3D print I made of the union emblem from Undead Unluck!!!

I plan on spray painting it gold and attaching a pin backing. (Maybe part of a costume? You’ll have to wait and see!)

I designed it myself over like 15 hours (This was the first thing I made so I was absolute hell figuring it out). Reference photo ⬇️

[rottenzombrainz]

Shout-out to everyone who's accidentally typed "Haku" when they meant "Haru" and "Luca" when they meant "Lyca" or vice versa

[flushwithdarlings]

yes astarion drinking from his love is sexy and all but also

they can quite literally bring his dead heart back to life so it can race in his chest from all his affection for the first time in 200 years

[dreamnants-mis]

Something that only came to me while re-reading the manga after the anime came out involves the name of Andy itself and I think it's actually pretty interesting to think about.

Spoilers for the later half of the manga (roughly about up to Chapter 124)! .

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After the mess with the Union goons, Fuuko asks about Andy's name after calling him "Zombie" for most of the chapter. Andy responds that he doesn't remember and says being called "Undead" is good enough. Fuuko doesn't like that and decides to give him the name "Andy" instead. Andy clearly doesn't like the name very much, but considering he knows he'll have to humor Fuuko to find a way for her Unluck to kill him, he just accepts it.

In fact, I've noticed most people at first tend to call him "Undead", a dehumanizing sort of term, such as Void and the Union goons. Which considering Andy's desire to die is rooted from the guilt and loneliness being immortal brings, serves to further create emotional distances from others and perhaps even himself.

And even "Undead" doesn't quite fully fit him either because Andy is an alter ego of the original Undead Victor, so even that name wouldn't be really unique to him specifically since there are technically two different individuals with the ability.

(On a tangential aside, the first person aside from Fuuko that calls him Andy consistently is actually Shen after hearing Fuuko call him that…and he's essentially the closest thing Andy has to a bro. Make that as you will.)

But I think where Andy starts to view the name differently happens starting in the climax of the Spoil arc, with Fuuko telling him they still have so many more things to do together and then literally risking her life trying to bring him back after Victor takes over the body. And Andy knows and Fuuko also knows he is using her for the sake of finding a way to die.

It's also after this event that Andy calls Fuuko by name for the first time after she wakes up in the hospital after having called her "brat" every time up to this point. Of course, this time, he takes it back, but Fuuko notices the significance of it to want him to call her by name again.

Anyway, both of them get sent to the black market auction and Fuuko picks a dress that needs some bust tailoring. It's something I didn't really pay attention to during my initial reading when it came out, but Andy signs his name as "Andy" on the delivery form. While it might have been for practical reasons, the fact he used that name for the signature is actually pretty significant because it implies Andy is slowly beginning to accept the name Andy as his own and not just something Fuuko calls him.

(Andy has really nice penmenship, as an aside.)

But it's only during the Ragnarok arc that the significance of the name Andy really changes.

In Chapter 99, Lucy asks Andy who is he after he saves her from an UMA. Andy initially introduces himself as "Undead", but then immediately nixes it and re-introduces himself as Andy. And this is actually the first time he's introduced himself as Andy because everyone else who calls him Andy usually only does so because Fuuko calls him that (such as the example with Shen). This leads into what happens in Chapter 124, where Andy finally calls himself "Andy the Undead", accepting consciously that his name is Andy, a member of the Union and Fuuko's partner in slaying God.

In other words, Andy fully accepting Andy as his name is a form of humanization, which is something Fuuko helps him to understand is what he truly wants is to feel human.

[greenbirdtrash]

So, what if....

"Ghoul" is actually an umbrella term given by the Clergy to the vast variety of hellish fiends, imps, the undead and various demonfolk they summon for anything from their dark rituals to helping with the Ministry's deeds.

Siblings and sisters of sin are used to say and think that most of the Clergy ghouls "belong" to a certain element only because they often see some distinctive traits of theirs leaning into a certain element, or because a clergy member with a bigger knowledge in summoning and demonology told them so. And technically, they're not entirely wrong. It's just easier to refer to them that way because it's usually common for their elemental powers to manifest in a form of things that are linked to natural phenomenons inherently familiar to humankind. Also, the element-bound ghouls in question are from the most common "artificially established" type of ghouls that end up in the Ministry, the process for summoning them is well-known and has been practiced into perfection by the Emeritus bloodline through the eras (you could say they're lowkey "domesticated" them by experimenting and figuring out how to get the most loyal and tame ones with similar traits that work well together without sacrificing certain aspects), usually providing consistent results with less room for surprise features or chances to get a different (maybe even kind of an eldritch) kind of demonfolk...

The truth is, just like each snowflake is different from another, so are Ghouls. Those charismatic hellbeasts come into our world different and diverse. They are so, SO different in their looks, abilities, places they come from, element-bound magic and their very nature, it'll be impossible to catalog all of the possible variations into separate categories, and there's probably dozens of such that we don't know anything about or haven't even discovered yet. Take the reign of quintessence for example, being such a mysterious element on its own and all the different ways it manifests itself in different ghouls over the years.

So there's that.

And also there's that glittery undead skeleton-looking folk that we met recently. Still bearing the cold of the deepest parts of the pit they crawled out of, glistening in the spotlight, baring their sharp teeth in wicked grins and indulging in alluring carnal displays of sin and desire on stage.

Almost feral.

The whole new type of ghoul, a triumph of an ambitious necromancer and Ministy's newest addition for us to figure the hell out of.

[tadpolebobatea]

Happy Tatiana anime day!

Tatiana and billy are my very favourite father and child thing, they’re very important to me. They are so very dear to my heart and Tatiana is the sweetest kid to ever kid.

If you recognise the pose that would be because it’s a redraw of that adorable panel from chapter 122 (and the outfits are from that pair popularity poll from chapter 108)

Break since it’s a little spoilery

Words can’t express how much i love this panel. Love all Tatianas plasters to show she’s been interacting with the world. It’s so sweet.

I only have the cropped version of this one, apologies. It is very cute though (i did find out yesterday that billy and tella got 14th on this poll. Which made me very happy)