#uncle vanilla

[farmer-juice]

Hobbies and jobs

Juice

hobbies:

Woodcarving

gardening

jam making

collecting mayo

tricking people

fishing

photography (she doesn’t do it much anymore)

Job:

Helping with the farm (she isn’t the owner)

collecting trash to sell

selling sea shells

foraging

and of course farming

Jam

hobbies:

Sewing

gardening (lore idk)

art

looking for rocks that are shiny

job:

Making and selling jewelry

polishing gems

Custom jewelry too

Sourdough

hobby:

Art

baking

soda can collecting

spray paint (graffiti)

job:

Baking

also occasional babysitter

Keg

hobbies:

Bird watching

wood working

job:

Carpenter

woodworker

he just likes wood, dude

Raisin

hobbies:

knitting

rock painting

watching people garden

jobs:

Retired glass blower

butcher (she debones meat at the market)

Wine

Hobbies:

Gossip

playing match maker

painting

Boxinh

jobs:

professional wine taster

unprofessional social media influencer

model

Syrup

hobbies:

Skiing

photography

ice carving

working out (that’s a hobby right?)

music making (hip hop or rap)

job:

personal trainer

failed musician

Vanilla

hobbies:

writing poems (to Syrup)

and other forms of creative writing

spray painting (permission given)

ice sculpture model

jobs:

Musician

Model

spreading snow and cold (he’s a winter sprite)

[farmer-juice]

I think I’ll go visit my family for Christmas. Jam is going to be with her boyfriend’s house for Christmas. But I’m sure it’ll be nice either way. My uncles are always nice to hang out with

How does a joke hits a wall. It is a form of hilarious sentence.

Purple cows are a dessert with grape juice and ice cream.

uh… what is red and hurts your teeth? A brick. Anyway, Starlight, how are you, I like that nickname. Do you like purple cow, because it is my favorite treats of all my favorite treats.

- @farmer-juice (juice, you say that about all sweet treats. Guess they’re all her favorites).

pfft!~~

i think i've heard that joke before, hehe~

i would tell another brick joke..

but i'm afraid it would just hit a wall~

anyway, heya, juicey!~

i think i'm doin' okay.

the colder season is always hard.. but i'm making it.

i think i'll even get to see my siblings later today, which is something pretty special.

how about you, though?

...

im gonna be honest with you, juicey...

i have no idea what a purple cow is.

but.. i'm sure it's nice!

i mean it is purple, after all!~

[seasideoranges]

i love your zukka art!! have you ever drawn them in a modern setting? i would love to see you interpret their clothing styles!!

sincerest apologies that their outfits are kinda boring especially sokkas, designing modern clothing for the atla gaang is very difficult for me haha

[bestjeanistmonster]

Oz au- …

[auduux]

Coughs

I'm writing a shadowvanilla fic so who wants ramblings on the storyline and relationships between cookies?

Edit: It's out!

[moodlemcdoodle]

Some classic sonic brainstorming and worldbuilding for my superhero AU!!!

Quick summary under the cut

All of Sonic’s big adventures stay the same in this AU… but between adventures Sonic has a normal life under his secret identity Nikki! So I wanted to flesh out what his life would be like starting with the first game. Nikki and Uncle Chuck are new to South Island, having just moved to Green Hill, when Robotnik comes around to start turning animals into robots. With his uncle’s support, he heads out to stop Robotnik, not for the first time and far from the last… not long after Sonic chases him off is Nikki’s first day at his new school, where he makes friends with fellow classmate Amy Rose! Not long after this would be the events of CD, then of course Sonic 2, where Sonic meets Tails and then promptly drags him home to live with him and his uncle after finding out he has no family. And then not long afterwards 3&K happens and then beyond!

[kittytale-i-do-what-i-want]

i got bord

also bonus null/infinite is Egyptian

[knuckie-head]

UNCLE KNUCKLES 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[satureja13]

Vlad's Therapy Game - Part 3 (There is a Poll below) Vlad is still playtesting. And while he took a walk through the village and admired Tiny Can's work, it slowly went dark, the stands closed and the folks went to the Lion's Pride Inn.

He heard the music from the inside. 'The Dublin Pub Crawl' by The Irish Rovers was playing.

'We all went in to Kitty McGee's for we're a jolly crew We all went in to Kitty McGee's to have a drink or two Kitty McGee's, in Dublin town upon the crawl A hell of a time was had by all, down where the beer and whiskey flew'

He had nowhere to go and so he went in. Maybe someone takes pity on him and gives him some food? He already felt a bit weak on his legs. And his job at the sculptor only started early next morning... There are so many known faces here! Ms. Coombes, their former teacher, Travis (Jeb and Ji Ho's Roadie) and Uncle Stefan, who raised Jack. But they are just NPCs Tiny Can created and none of them recognized him.

As soon as Gia, the bartender, saw Vlad, she stopped him. Gia: "I'm sorry. You can't enter as long as your status is unclear. Go to the castle after you got paid tomorrow and ask for an audience to talk to the Queen about your status. You can sleep in the shack behind the Inn and I'll care for your horse after my shift. But that's all I can do for you."

And so Vlad went over to the shack...still hungry. Let's hope Diablo finds a better place for the night. At least he can eat some grass and would't have to go to sleep hungry. And then this cute - but somehow really delicious looking bunny approached Vlad... should he...? It's just a game. But the thought of eating a bunny makes him uncomfortable. He does eat meat, but killing the animal himself is a whole different thing. But he's so hungry. And he'll have to survive the night and the next day working before he gets paid...

Vlad tried to escape this situation by going to (try to) sleep. But when he stood up and stepped inside the shack, he saw stars and almost fell unconscious. He has no choice...

In the meantime, Gia was caring for Diablo. The way she looks at him. Is she having the same thoughts about Diablo as Vlad has about the bunny? Ö.ö'

Phew. She finally leaves the stable. But Diablo decides it's better to stay awake and alert. No one will eat him. No matter how 'useless' they think he is!

Gia: "You weren't about to eat that bunny, were you?" Vlad: "Uhm..."

Gia: "You really must be very hungry then." And she gave him a plasma fruit! A HFN for Vlad and the bunny ^^'

This will help him (and the bunny) to survive the night and the next day. After he had the plasma fruit (that really tasted like a real one outside of the game), he lay on the straw in the shack and pondered about his ingame experiences so far. Even though many events here were upsetting and annoying, they still were managable and there had been no moment where he wanted to scream 'OUT!'. So Tiny Can improved a lot. And of course the Therapy Game will be annoying and hard. They all know that. Therapy is no rose garden after all and as far as he can speak for the others, they are determined to change their lives for the better and are willing to work hard for it. And he will help them by testing this game and make sure it's safe for them. He decided to playtest also the following day and then report back to Saiwa. And then he fell asleep under the stars that shone through the missing shingles of the shack and the bunny watched over his sleep...

TMI: Even though Vlad got killed by the Killer Bunny once, he isn't resentful. Vlad's sweet memories with Bunnies: on their trip to Henford and at Beltane.

The situation with hungry Vlad and the bunny reminds me of some quests in games that gave me a hard time. There was one in World of Warcraft where I had to use torture on a prisioner to get information. It's many years ago. I did it but I still feel uncomfortable about this. Killing when I get attacked ingame is ok for me, but this - I don't know. I play computer games for over 40 years now and I am still not dulled ^^' Do other players even have such thoughts? Let's find out:

You are also very welcome to leave a comment with your thoughts.

This is a very enthralling topic for me these days while we explore the Therapy Game and there will be more situations like this. I'm so curious how the Boys will deal with them. It's also very different from other games because the Boys act as themselves and it really feels like they are a part of their ingame surroundings.

From the Beginning  ~  Underwater Love ~  Latest 🕹️ 'Therapy Game' from the beginning ▶️ here 📚 Previous Chapters: Chapters: 1-6 ~ 7-12 ~ 13-16 ~ 17-22 ~ 23-28

[cupidgnome]

Jules came to visit + Kyle and Marcus are now woohoo budies + Jules is PrEgNaNt?!?!?!

[farmer-juice]

Grandma Grape and Grandfather Vine. Then their daughters, Raisin and Wine, and their son Syrup. My mom was the only one to have kids, Juice and Jam. Jam has a biological kid named Toast. And Juice has two adopted kids named Emma and Eva, whom are @thesillyracoons. Jam is dating a fairy named Sourdough. Syrup is married to Vanilla Icecream.

[kkatastrophic]

I want porridge but I'm lazy ash and also it's not the good porridge I like😔

[sonknuxadow]

i love matilda the armadillo. forever sad that she only got to be in like 2 issues before the reboot happened and she was wiped from existence

[abstractmishaps]

Lower

You seem to think that I am one of you, seem to understand that because of your thoughts about me you stand at my level.

I am lower.

You dance around the words you want to say, faggot, tranny, cripple.

I am lower.

I am waiting for it to slip, it always does.

Because I am lower.

You mock my preferences because all you have ever known is fucking your wife.

But I am lower.

You let it slip finally and I am too focused on how I might need your help to tear you apart.

Because I am lower.

I feel the silence as I look into your eyes, I see that you know what you've done.

I am above you for this brief moment, but I am merciful.

I do not tell you that I have met dozens of men like you, that I know what is in your heart.

That I see the veneer of progressiveness, I see your shallow gloating of allyship, I see the way you talk about queerness, I see the way you lance subtle jabs at your partner, I see the way you crumple the second I look at you.

Because you know that I am above you.

I am lower on the food chain.

But a boar still gores the human, a cow crushed their skull, a raven feasts on the carcass.

I know what you are.

[sanifairbon-bande]

I hope your BDSM boyfriend doesn't beat you to death or rape you eventually

aw that's really nice of you, I hope you won't get raped either ❤️

[kittytale-i-do-what-i-want]

More sonic doodles, figuring out character design/my interpretation of character designs