#uncle valentine

[greenswing]

She quite literally just said "I'm not in a rebellious phase, i'm in a rebellious phase!"

Love her though..

[moment-live]

No the limit breaks aren't for playing with

[shiftythrifting]

Here is an Uncle Blasp Valentine to drop on your loved ones without context.

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

20 minutes of my life I'll never get back. 🤦‍♂️

I must be a glutton for punishment because I actually watched Kinsey Schofield's 20 min interview w/Valentine Low. May this rant save you from making the same mistake:

Valentine Low & Kinsey Schofield just reminded me that the British press is in desperate need of a grief recovery workshop to let go of their palace manufactured PR image of Sparry, "the CONSERVATIONIST," and accept the REALITY: Sparry has ALWAYS been a member of the lost boys who never intend to grow up. He loves drugs, perverted soho house sex play pens, and living a secret lifestyle in San Francisco, CA. As we saw in the South Park Documentary, Sparry has always wanted to be left alone so he can just bang on his drums all day.

The British media needs to accept that they never knew the Sparry aka Prince Harry. Much like Fergie & Andrew: The Meghans are two (2) intellectually below average individuals who married in haste. Both their academic & professional work histories indicate that these two (2) immature adults, lack even the basic skills necessary to function in society without the help of a PR "machine" whose job is to clean up their messes and repeatedly rebrand them into more acceptable members of polite society. It's past time for Valentine Low and other UK journalists to admit that they never really knew Sparry. All their Diana goodwill should now be invested into the future of the BRF (the family of Prince William)

No amount of hoping for the best or "covering up" for Sparry's misdeeds can transform the moral rot in his character. They bought and sold the PR image manufactured by the palace. It was the paparazzi & other "undesirables" who had the misfortune of observing the REAL Sparry. They watched him mistreat drivers, security, staffers, etc long BEFORE he was seduced by MEgain.

V Low believes Sparry flew a helicopter! 😳 Come on! Too many REAL service members have spoken out about Sparry's military character and performance and there's nothing good about it.

Sparry, like his wife is also a liar and a bully. He's not intellectually bright, he never was... He even bullied his grandparents before the "spectacle," he bullied Meghan's father...we heard reports about seeking a left wing wife and his interest in living in the US----all before MEgain.

Low also thinks Sparry loves his children. Has Valentine Low ever seen the invisibles? No. He's transferred a PR image to a couple of never before seen kids and their so called father. A so-called "father" who is willing to destroy his brother's children (and the innocent children of other couples) through the spread of destructive lies, has zero interest in the REAL wellbeing of anyone's kids, least of all his own.

As for the Wife: her ability to earn a college degree as an American teenager/young adult without even the offer of an ACADEMIC scholarship means that she too is mediocre and overrated. Her university commencement program states that she was a candidate for a degree in "communications" NOT some whip smart area of study like biochemistry or engineering! 🤦‍♂️

As a university student, thanks to her dad's brother (mike), she spent a measly six (6) weeks in Argentina on an exchange program (paid by her father) until she failed an exam that would have allowed her to apply for (real) jobs in the States. An intellectual or any hard worker would have studied until she passed the test. Not Rachel Meghan Markle. If no one was willing to make an exception for her low marks, then she would whore her way up a series of ladders until she found someone dumb enough to give her a platform.

No, this is NOT a "smart" couple. This couple is a cautionary tale about how Water seeks it's own level: Sparry's mother and teachers did him a disservice, just as MEgain's father did her a disservice: SPARE the rod & SPOIL the child

Kinsey believes that MEgain is "smart" because she achieved a Duchess title. (What does this tell us about Kinsey's IQ. 🤦‍♂️😳)

MEgain became a "Duchess" because she was a professional "seductress" employeed by Markus Anderson & Soho House. Everything this couple achieves is smoke & mirrors based on TRANSACTIONAL relationships where they bully & harass anyone standing in their way.

They don't even possess good work ethics, let alone above average IQs. Please call a spade a spade (or in this case a spare a spare) and stop gaslighting the public about what Sparry could have done had he not been involved with the wife.

We watched the wife verbally abuse KP staffers over bereavement flowers and feckless Sparry stood by in AGREEMENT. Wicked queen Jezebel 2.0 and traitorous king ahab 2.0. Let them go!

[goryhorroor]

holiday + horror movie

[pinkyjulien]

🐾 A Pawket In Time - Incoming Nibble pose pack by Louqe and Elfjpeg! Featuring @arcandoria's Dante 🧡

Mitch "No cat in the workshop" Anderson, seen cuddling The Nuisance TM after complaining about her slapping all of the tools off the counter - bringing Nibble to her mom, aka Panam, while Dante and Valentin silently judge from a distance 🤏🐈

[illym]

I have this headcanon that Robo-Ky is really touchy feely. He doesn't have too much intent behind it in most situations.

Alt text includes my messy handwriting.

[savingsallow]

— detention with a hat

*converses with a yapper hat and instantly regrets it*

'if there's someone up there, please give me the strength to carry on'

*judgemental stares*

'oh great, now it's staring at me'

[jewishdainix]

As promised, shaperaverse valentine's cards! May you not have to stop the narrative for a six minute long instrumental song where you cry over your lover's dead body this holliday 💗

[silvershewolf247]

Andy: Do you like coloring?

Tiffany: I sure do, kiddo! In the first grade, I won a free ice cream sundae for my work on the “Enchanted Pony Island Coloring Book”!

Andy: You’re weird.

Chucky: He’s got you pegged.

[Andy kicks Tiffany’s shin]

Tiffany: Ow! Little boy, don’t you know it’s not nice to kick people in the shin?

[Andy steps on Tiffany’s foot]

Tiffany: Ow! Look, Kid, I know Santa, and someone just made the Naughty List!

Andy: I’m Jewish!

[boingodigitalart]

The next Valentine's day drawing for this year now featuring Scroldie.

[dirtyriver]

Uncle Scrooge #265, April 1992, cover by Carl Barks (Scrooge, from interior story art), Bob Foster (background), and Brian Garvey (inks)

Reprinting "Ten Cent Valentine" by Carl Barks

[dasturdlydangerousduck]

Ducktales Harem Gentleducks Day 1: Scrooge Mcduck

For his lifetime, Scrooge has seen his fair share of sights before in his adventuring days, but nothing is as beautiful and breathtaking as you... he would risk everything, even his own riches and immortality for you...

[shiftythrifting]

Show your affection with some weird niche shit! These e-cards will leave the store after the holiday, so grab a pack now!

[teashopcrafts]

Just some Valentine themed projects finished over the month. From cute cassettes, to references to British tv quotes, to holiday reapers in pink, to pirate love, to rude hearts, they were all so much fun to make.

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[zarinosa]

Late Gar Valentine!💜