#uncle frankenstein

[wtf-tfw]

TUSKALOOSA NATIVE GOES WILD IN TESCO! 17 INJURED 1 SENT TO HOSPITAL DRAPED OVER ZIMMER FRAME LIKE A LIMP BIZKIT FAN

[yranigami]

1) “You have THE best monster costume, kid! Have some extra candy!” 🍬

2) “You have the BEST monster costume, kid! Have a delicious blue fin tuna!” 🐟

3) “You gave that poor girl a stinky dead fish?!” 🤦🏻‍♂️🙄

“Poor girl?! Have you any idea what blue fin tuna is fetching these days?!”

[courseyoulovemeyoudontknowme]

The Addams Family (2019, Greg Tiernan and Conrad Vernon)

16/07/2024

[wileys-things]

[luckyshinyhunter]

💖🥰💖More comfort characters that clouded my braincells!💖🥰💖

[iliker3dpandas]

I've been populating a sims 3 town with characters from my favorite media

The highlights so far include that Adam Frankenstein (Frankenstein's monster) has one friend beside his wife Eve and it's Fester Adams, The Hawke's Mabari Dutchess had two puppies Scout and Roux, and Jason Voorhees decided to become a doctor. I would like to note I'm not done adding characters and that all this was on their own 'free' will.

[rosetyler42]

Frank + Simon. Since Simon's kind of the odd one out of his family being large and on the shy timid side, I liked the idea of him finding a hero in his big chill Uncle Frank, who deals with his own fears (Fire, mainly.)

@lovelylivelyv @black-ak9 @hotelt-resurrection @ssleeping-in-a-coffin @serial-serializednovelreader @wingingfromthezing @deathfangirl9 @ebevkisk @twinklecupcake

[frankensteinsfunhouse]

Uncle Fester Pumpkin and Masks in Front Window 4024 by Brecht Bug

[bookwyrminspiration]

okay wait what's the relationship between Robert and his sister? did they not grow up together? are they half-siblings? is there a significant age gap? or is he dramatically monologuing to her describing his childhood that she was there for and also experienced and already knows about

[bloodngames]

[yranigami]

Child relay races! Uncle Gill had an exceptional advantage being used to running away with women in his arms!

[widowshill]

i'm so obsessed with them

[nortonliterature]

As the temperatures drop and night falls earlier each evening, staying inside to read is a constant temptation! What work of #classicliterature featuring snowy nights or icy storms are you eying on your TBR this month?

[theinternetisaweboflies]

Death to Summer Bring on Halloween by Uncle Pigors

[everythingisround]

uh oh! it’s lochlan posting hour!

+ a frankenstein au henny just for funsies ( @redthornzzz and @closeted-calliope ily )

[aphantpoet]

The creature had been this way for a hundred years. Waking up at the crack of dusk, alone in his cave until the evening mist, wandering out and pilfering what he could had been his silent routine in this time. the cave was full of books that he had borrowed from the library His only prized possession was an old piano, small had chipped around the wood but it played beautifully. Wandering in his melancholy was his only true hobby, he had no vigil to keep around the body of the woman who might have been his wife, no memories of the cobbled together parts that created him and no desire to watch the grave of his creator grow dirty and thick with grass and time. He had no name, no family no life, he wandered as if still dead.

It was one such night when he saw a young man, teetering about the edge of his forest. He was tall and dark skinned with two thin lines of a moustache. The creature observed from the thickets tree he could find. He watched the boy as he flitted about and them his baritone vocals called out to someone unseen by the creature until now. 'come on fester. the night is young.' The other young man was pale and pudgy, with no hair and sunken eyes. Both lads dressed peculiarly for the times the creature had seen; in a long black coat and a stripped shirt waist, in reverse order. ''This'll be the perfect spot for, hallows eve.' The moustached man said with a wry smile.

'Are you sure, you can't cancel it Gomez?' So this was the name of the intrepid interloper. Th two moved closer to his hiding spot.

'No. In this spot, I shall propose to her.'

'I like Morticia as much as the next guy but, you're just asking to date not getting married.'

'Ah but, old boy, we might, we will. soon, when I finish probation.'

A snap of a twig echoed through the forest both young men turned towards the tree. In an instant they were beside him. 'ah, what is this, hiding in the lurches?' Gomez asked with gusto.

The creature turned to run. 'A spy!' the bald one exclaimed while he jumped up and down like child, 'and he's in our woods.'

'come now, dear brother, is that any way to make new friends?'

The creature did not pay any more attention to the two young men and went back to his cave. His thick hands grazed the wall, tracing over many notches in the stone of the wall. seventeen years in this place. He would have to move on soon. The two young men knew his face, they'd come with a mob and he didn't want to see torches ever again.

It was another night like any when he was Gomez again, walking though his woods with a young lady. Once again, the creature hid behind a tree, he shouldn't but, something compelled him to watch, like he hadn't in a long time. The lady glided delicately in a long black dress while Gomez guided her towards a clearing. He opened a basket and pulled out a black silk sheet.

'Gomez, this is perfect.'

the two ate for a while. As the lady was eating something they called Goat Eye Curry the gentleman looked at her with a smile.

'Morticia Frump, we have been doing this for three weeks. I was wondering...That is...would you do we the honour of courting?'

The lady smiled, her dark red lips contorting with lovesickness. 'cara Mia.' the man said.

'Mon Cher.'

'Tish, that's French.' The wind started to howl and the pair got up, dancing to the winds tunes. "if only we had music, Tish.

When they sat back down on the sheet Gomez kept looking around.

'Gomez, what's wrong?'

'just looking for a friend of mine, Tish.' The man seemed to spy him behind the tree. 'There you are, Old Boy, come, there is food enough for everyone.'

The creature takes off, through the long and winding pathway back to the shelter that had been his home far longer than any he would claim. He had plotted this path obsessively and laid traps and obstacles that he had triggered and tripped over until he knew them all by rotting muscle memory. His cave is just in the distance, his cave is just above his head. The two young people will have likely been caught up but he cannot afford to get complacent. He throws his books into a knapsack with fury, not caring for order or their condition. If some get bent on the journey that is just the natural way of tings, the nature that he himself defies. His eyes graze over the chipped wood of his Piano and he contemplates bringing it. it's small enough for him to carry on his back but it could become cumbersome in the wrong moments. His hands tickle the keys and his knapsack sags. The Creature loses himself in the music that has become his only claim to creation.

'That was beautiful,' he whips his head around to bee the woman in black, 'Gomez, is this your friend?'

'That he is Tish. Morticia, meet...' the young man looks ashamed 'I'm afraid I never got your name.' The creature shrugs.

'How did you two meet?'

'ah, I saw his yesterday, hiding in the lurches. he was skittish, but I was determined.'

'But, what is your name.'

'Lurch.' he says in a shaky voice, he had though his vocal chords had rotted from lack of use. The young woman pauses and he panics, he must have said something wrong.

'That's a lovely name, I'm Mortica Frump.'

"And I'm Gomez Addams. Say, could you play a song again?'

Lurch, sits at the busted up piano and plays once more foe the couple's amusement.

'If you ever need a favour, just call, We're the house on the hill, can't miss it.' He presses a spare key into Lurch's palm. The Creature, "the creature" no longer believes he just might take Gomez up on the offer

He didn’t have a name. His creator didn’t bother to name him. After the death of Dr. Frankenstein the creature roamed the earth, always rejected by everyone he met. And then he met a young man named Gomez Adams.