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yeah. poet, go talk to your mod/meet ur maker
(indeed, we fw it)
"...okay."
"Hey... mod? Is there anything you'd wanna tell me, so we could... y'know, each other better?"
[someone compared me to the red guy from DHMIS (by the friend of mine who said I have autism vibes)]
"...what?"
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"What happened to my Joseph?"
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[what is love?]
[why is everyone calling me an infant while asking me not to huRt them?]
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Out of Context snip of the day
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hi
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gang
...gget out.
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RUMI NO THEY’RE GONNA SET THE PHARMACY ON FIRE QUICK GET EVERYTHING OUT
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.
It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. End communication.
(/j)
What? I think you've got the wrong person... My name is not Elizabeth... And I'm not here for a gift?
#vitamin hoNOTmi#pharmacy reblog#kaori and the voices are in equal panic. they are syncing up (real)#uncanon
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wyll's #1 sexual fantasy: being loved for who he is and assured that hes enough, even without his blade of frontiers persona
wyll's #2 sexual fantasy: being choked out by a minotaur
#bg3#wyll ravengard#jsyk this is vibes-based and not canon. but also... not UNcanon#it is not canon-contradictory because we shrimply do not have any direct info on this#but also. it is not canon because we have no info on this#just specifying because i almost always post things that are 100% canon and i dont want anyone to assume this is one of those times#with that out of the way#i cant imagine the 7 years of loneliness + stress + adrenaline combo hasnt done anything weird to him#if you took 17yo me and made it so 90% of my skin-to-skin interactions were in life-or-death high octane encounters with monsters#my own blood mingling with the arterial red sprayed across my face and hands. the rush of victory a mixer in a cocktail of pain#i would be much weirder! in a very different way! i would be a tier 1 weirdo and not even know it!
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could i get a fabian pretty pls… possessed would be cool but anything with him is fine
based on that one fake bad kids twt thread that i Cannot find for the life of me
#my clerical gnomance logo made by veddabredda#<- forgot to add this a while ago aaah sorry#i already had the possession wip in my files when u sent this ask#so i decided to draw another fabian ehe#idk if uve seen it anon but i did end up finishing and posting the possession piece :D#IF ANY1 FINDS THE ORIGINAL FAKE TWT THREAD PLEASE TELL ME BTW ILL RB IT#in my head he's talking to jawbone but this might be the most uncanonical thing ive ever drawn#fabian has not thought once in his life that perhaps he needs therapy. Perchance#fabian seacaster#fantasy high#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#my art#guys i will get to all....most....(some) art rqs eventually in uhh due time#i get distracted drawing other stuff xd#asks#reqs
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Paperhatober Day 16: Ice Cream
#Flug has no gag reflex#the most unrealistic uncanon thing ever#bc this man constantly gets nauseous#but it is minimally funny#villainous#villanos#vilanesco#dr flug#flug#kenning flugslys#villainous dr flug#black hat#villainous black hat#paperhatober#paperhat#cartoon#fanart#my art
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Soap on a mission while Ghost is on leave, it leads him right near Ghost's flat, and he gets injured on said mission. He calls up Ghost all casually like-
"Hey, how's it?" And Ghost says fine. Boring. And soap goes "good to hear. So- listen, I'm in a bit of a pickle. I need you to come pick me up on the corner of[x street] and [y street], if you can't that's fine, tho."
And ghost is worried (rightfully so) like- "why, Johnny?" As he's grabbing the keys to his bike.
"Oh, nothin' much, bored, bleedin' a bit, I can deal with it if you're busy. So- what've you gotten up to without my charming character. Meet anyone?" Ghost can hear the eyebrow wiggle through the speaker on his phone
#uncanon but totally canon moments#el rambles#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#ghostsoap#soapghost#call of duty#cod#cod mw2
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[for all the tamed robots:]
[i came up with a fun game. It’s called feelings bingo]
[whenever you feel a feeling on your sheet you mark it down]
[here is my sheet for this week]
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ME AND WHO
soft jagertity sketch
#max jagerman#grace chasity#nerdy prudes must die#starkid npmd#npmd#this is so uncanon BUT I DONT CARE#let me be happy#au if they both got therapy or smth#yes shes wearing his shirt
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I did another page of Loz Au characters :D
part 1 , 2 , 3
Here are the characters and their respective Au ^^
Sir Raven from @uncanon-fates
Luné from @tdh-official-book-blog
Legend from @the-chains-cafe
Kokiri from @chained-spirits
Corey from @bloomandcorey
Wild from Child of lightning by @cyanferret21
Legend from Identity Fraud Au by @hyliagirl42-art
Bluebell from Garden of Heroes by @marsnoodlesoup
I hope you enjoy it :)
do tell me if I got something wrong in the design or if happened to have given the wrong name
GO SUPPORT AND READ THE AU!!!! They deserve all of the love and appreciation! >:D
#art#zelda#loz#zelda fanart#legend of zelda#the legend of zelda#Loz au#gift art#uncanon fates#The diety hierarchy#the Chain Cafe#Chained spirit#Bloom and Corey#Child of lightning#Identity fraud au#garden of heroes#so many tags ;-;
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Theater forms for Unnamed ENA (Kitsune & Hannya). It was suppose to be a direct parallel to the Diablada forms of S1 ENA. I drew DBBQ ENA for fun, just to see difference, but these forms are mostly for Unnamed. Researching the folklore and the Noh plays was the best part when creating these! Got to watch many Noh and Kabuki plays on youtube and learn how they operate.
The designs aren’t perfect, but I was satisfied to see the concept. Always felt Unnamed was more supernatural, so having myth-like forms feels fitting. From the rage of a Hannya to the mischievous Kitsune, I learned a lot. The drinking game, Kitsune-ken (Fox-Fist), was a cool find, too!
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Does that mean the kool-aid man is a wizard. I would believe it
There once was a mage made of beer
Who used a pitcher mech suit to strike fear
He controlled it with magic
But still ended quite tragic
A giant drank him down and felt of good cheer
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Every now and again I randomly remember that they lived together for a year and then I get heart palpitations
#mashima why#uncanon them I cannot take this#they are so in love#stop this madness#fairy tail#gray fullbuster#juvia lockser#gruvia#fairy tail gruvia#gray x juvia#pro gruvia#feeling gruvi today
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