#unbelievable...

[fruttymoment]

Wi-Fi warmth sharing technology 🔥

[pigeons-paintbrush]

hey maybe dont let the seven year old use the oven unsupervised. happy birthday this is your fault

[teddybeartoji]

mickey I was dusting your inbox and I found a very large container of…strawberry jam…..in here……anyway can I have some :33333

YOU WANT MY STRAWBERRY JAM??????😱😱😱😱😱😱

[goffard]

smacks him upside the head with his cane (¬､¬)

So... The more isn't always the merrier.

Once upon a time, Derek himself was considered fresh meat — hell, the same could be said even now. Compared to the rest of the lot, he's still new to the ' hunt; ' still subject to mockery, his protesting barks and threats always trivialized, as if he's the butt of everyone's joke. He HATES being stuck in this stupid hazing ritual. No one takes him seriously, even when he's proven himself a dozen times over by now...

Do they even know who they're fucking with, exactly? What he's truly capable of doing...?

Clearly not. But, Derek's nothing if not stubborn. They'll get what's coming to them, and that includes the even fresher meat that's somehow wormed his way into this year's desert trip. He can't be bothered to even remember the smug asshole's name — all he knows is that his face looks entirely too punchable, that his very aura mocks him.

It's obvious from the get - go that Derek's eager to first exact his revenge on the newbie. As they're huddled together, deciding on which begging victim sat just a few feet away will be chosen as first blood, it begins with a sneer, coupled with mumbles of verbal abuse similar to that of which he's heard before from all of his ' buddies ' here.

And thinking himself oh so funny for his derisive commentary, Derek's occupied with glancing ( perhaps all too hopefully ) around the circle, proudly smirking all the while... far too occupied, in fact, that he's unable to react quickly enough to dodge the following swing of the emo band reject's cane to his poor noggin.

This fuckin' GUY...

"Ow! What the hell...?!" In a vain to soothe the freshly formed welt on the back of his head, he gently holds a hand there over his scalp, his lips pursed into a displeased pout as he momentarily shoots the other a look that could damn near kill. He tightens his grip on the bat since held in his other hand, only to lift it up and over in the direction of his attacker, practically growling at the man when he speaks up once more.

Seems their little meeting will have to wait just a moment.

"Do that again, I fucking DARE you." He double dares you, motherfucker!

[superchat]

OI! TIRKIN-BUN!

What did you do, shes crying now!

[re-alku]

@darwintm

week 4 of kittenhood is the peak. their ears haven’t even straightened out and they have triangle tails. unbelievable.

[xiaq]

Fun story. When I was actively being stalked (both online and IRL), I contacted the police exactly one time. I showed them the physical notes that had been left under the wiper blade on my car after I blocked the man on social media. I showed them the previous Facebook messages this man had sent me that described, in detail, what he wanted to do to me.

The police said they couldn’t help me because the man had not actually physically done any of those things to me. He’d just talked about his desires. They even made excuses for him. He’s awkward. He’s lonely. You’re pretty. It’s a compliment.

So friendly reminder that when a man with a record and weapons makes verbal/written threats against a woman, there’s nothing police can do.

But when a frustrated woman being denied medical coverage with no record and no weapons makes a “verbal threat” against a corporation, she’s arrested immediately.

[paintedstitches]

The Fish Jacket in all its glory!

I don't know what to say.. I started the jacket 10 months ago. What a journey! I'm so proud and happy!

Thanks for your lovely and kind words and the overwhelming interest! Happy stitching everyone.

[chestnutroan]

I'm just 25 followers away from 15k!!!!!!!

thank you all so much who follow me 🥺

tell your friends about me! 🥸

wherever roger roams, little wastelanders follow

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael learns of Henry and William’s FNAF lore..

[zorangezest]

thanks for listening, soundwave!

[mimmixerenard]

Idk if someone has done it already, but

What if he is found after many long years, frozen in his cryo-pod? What if he gets as patched up as possible considering the terrible state he was left in? What if he's given mechanical prosthetics because future and sci-fi and stuff? One can dream....

[bossbabesworld]

[misclotus]

monitoring you, like machines do

don’t mind me drawing tma fanart while i haven’t even finished tmp

i recently got an irl friend into tma and have been reliving the early seasons vicariously through her so in other words— the brainworms are back and i felt the visceral need to draw jonathan sims 😔

[heartslayer]

“I'm getting too old for this.” ( from nell )

Her instinct is to give Nell a roll of her eyes and leave it at that – but then, she looks back. Nell is climbing up the side of the building behind her, and she is clearly... less than thrilled with Eden's methods. She's moving quickly, all considering her complaints, but Eden can take no chances. She can't have Nell slowing them down. So, she reaches the top of the building and turns around, extending an arm for Nell to grab. She'll hoist her companion up the last foot or two if it meant they'd get to their destination quicker.

"Hurry up, and maybe we can make it back in time for your knee replacement."