#UNBELIEVABLE...

[fruttymoment]

Wi-Fi warmth sharing technology 🔥

[pigeons-paintbrush]

hey maybe dont let the seven year old use the oven unsupervised. happy birthday this is your fault

[owuwi]

i hate remembering that my headcanons aren't actually canon... like wdym this woman isn't a lesbian??

WDYM PEOPLE SHIP HER WITH JOHN WALKER???

[family-guy-comment-sections]

Unbelievable

[teddybeartoji]

mickey I was dusting your inbox and I found a very large container of…strawberry jam…..in here……anyway can I have some :33333

YOU WANT MY STRAWBERRY JAM??????😱😱😱😱😱😱

[goffard]

smacks him upside the head with his cane (¬､¬)

So... The more isn't always the merrier.

Once upon a time, Derek himself was considered fresh meat — hell, the same could be said even now. Compared to the rest of the lot, he's still new to the ' hunt; ' still subject to mockery, his protesting barks and threats always trivialized, as if he's the butt of everyone's joke. He HATES being stuck in this stupid hazing ritual. No one takes him seriously, even when he's proven himself a dozen times over by now...

Do they even know who they're fucking with, exactly? What he's truly capable of doing...?

Clearly not. But, Derek's nothing if not stubborn. They'll get what's coming to them, and that includes the even fresher meat that's somehow wormed his way into this year's desert trip. He can't be bothered to even remember the smug asshole's name — all he knows is that his face looks entirely too punchable, that his very aura mocks him.

It's obvious from the get - go that Derek's eager to first exact his revenge on the newbie. As they're huddled together, deciding on which begging victim sat just a few feet away will be chosen as first blood, it begins with a sneer, coupled with mumbles of verbal abuse similar to that of which he's heard before from all of his ' buddies ' here.

And thinking himself oh so funny for his derisive commentary, Derek's occupied with glancing ( perhaps all too hopefully ) around the circle, proudly smirking all the while... far too occupied, in fact, that he's unable to react quickly enough to dodge the following swing of the emo band reject's cane to his poor noggin.

This fuckin' GUY...

"Ow! What the hell...?!" In a vain to soothe the freshly formed welt on the back of his head, he gently holds a hand there over his scalp, his lips pursed into a displeased pout as he momentarily shoots the other a look that could damn near kill. He tightens his grip on the bat since held in his other hand, only to lift it up and over in the direction of his attacker, practically growling at the man when he speaks up once more.

Seems their little meeting will have to wait just a moment.

"Do that again, I fucking DARE you." He double dares you, motherfucker!

[cha0stheory]

dashcon 2: electric boogaloo

DashCon 2 Venue Announcement, Vendor's Hall, and More!

The DashCon 2 team is thrilled to announce the concrete answers to all your biggest questions. Where it is, when it is, how to buy tickets, and more. You ready?

TL;DR

Where: DashCon 2 will be held at the Japanese Canadian Cultural Centre in North York, Toronto

When: July 5th, 2025

What: Tickets will go live on February 22nd. Vendor Applications will be open on February 1st, and Panelist Applications on February 10th.

Our Venue!!

[6 Sakura Way, North York, ON M3C 1Z5]

Image belongs to Bartman905 on Wordpress

The JCCC has previously hosted plenty of other fan conventions, notably the Anime North Halloween Event and Pretty Heroes. Given their experience with convention hosting and gorgeous venue space, we think they’re the perfect fit.

So, why did this take so long?

Well… the JCCC wasn’t our first pick. Our first pick, who we won’t name, dropped us unexpectedly after months of negotiations. Why? Original DashCon’s reputation. We literally got DashCon’d before the convention had even started!!

While we were expecting this and had backup plans, we were blindsided by a rejection this late into the negotiation process. After reaching out to our other contacts, we settled on the JCCC, but we had to restart the entire process. So much of our planning had to be restarted or paused, which set us way behind schedule. Naturally, we didn’t want to say anything about losing our venue spot until we’d adequately replaced it.

We’re happy to say that the Classic DashCon Venue Struggle is over and done with - and our rental with the JCCC is paid in advance. No $17k hostage situation necessary.

However, all this provokes another obvious question: why did you go public with the project when you hadn’t signed with the venue yet? In short: Strange Aeons’ DashCon: An Extensive Oral History video. We were already knee-deep in the project behind the scenes before finding out she was making a YouTube video about DashCon, pushing the story into the public eye again. The team was concerned that declaring we were organizing DashCon 2 soon after Strange Aeons’ video would imply it was a rush-job inspired by her video. We were far enough along in the initial venue negotiations that we decided to go public with the video rather than after it.

Date & Time

DashCon 2 will be held for one day: Saturday, 5th July 2025. We alluded to using the same weekend as the original DashCon when we first went public, but unfortunately this date wasn’t available at our venue. This does mean it’s pretty close to the American 4th of July - in our defense, we didn’t really think of that, we’re Canadian.

The convention will open to the public at 9:30 AM and close at 9:30 PM. All this information and more will be available on our website.

(These hours may be subject to minor changes, please always check our website for our most recent info!)

Admission

Ticket sales to in-person DashCon 2 will open on Feb 22nd! Mark your calendars…

We’ll be processing ticket sales through Simpli Events, an all-Canadian competitor to Eventbrite. You can click here to find the events page.

We’re working on the feasibility of expanding DashCon 2 into a hybrid event, with live-streams of the most anticipated panels/events and some other informal online panels hosted on a private Discord. More information on those will come at a later date.

Vendor and Panel Applications

DashCon 2’s Artist Alley/Vendor's Hall is a space for independent artisans who create print media, handmade crafts, or other merchandise. If you want the opportunity to sell your merchandise at DashCon 2, then you’ll be excited to learn that vendor applications will open on February 1st!

Please see www.dashcontwo.com/dealers-hall/ for more details about tables, prices, and merchandise. The link to the application form will be posted there.

We’re also happy to say that we’re opening panel applications on February 10th! We have a few guest panellists already lined up (including a few we can’t talk about yet), but we’re excited to open applications to everyone with a good idea! All DashCon 2 panels will be moderated by our volunteer team, and we’ll put out more info soon about volunteer sign-ups!

[valtsv]

i really do love those military jackets with embroidery that resembles a gilded ribcage they serve sooooooo much thanatological cunt it's unreal. the memento mori of it all. the bastardised martyrdom. the self-fulfilling prophecy of dressing yourself in silver and gold evoking the final, fragile shield between the most vital, vulnerable parts of you and annihilation, just to go to a place where the objective is to hack it to pieces as cruelly and efficiently as possible until you resemble nothing more than ground meat trodden into the dust you came from. fuck the military for real and forever but they went harder with horrifically ironic self-deceiving propaganda than anyone ever has or will. give it up for the old lie everyone!

[xiaq]

Fun story. When I was actively being stalked (both online and IRL), I contacted the police exactly one time. I showed them the physical notes that had been left under the wiper blade on my car after I blocked the man on social media. I showed them the previous Facebook messages this man had sent me that described, in detail, what he wanted to do to me.

The police said they couldn’t help me because the man had not actually physically done any of those things to me. He’d just talked about his desires. They even made excuses for him. He’s awkward. He’s lonely. You’re pretty. It’s a compliment.

So friendly reminder that when a man with a record and weapons makes verbal/written threats against a woman, there’s nothing police can do.

But when a frustrated woman being denied medical coverage with no record and no weapons makes a “verbal threat” against a corporation, she’s arrested immediately.

[re-alku]

@darwintm

week 4 of kittenhood is the peak. their ears haven’t even straightened out and they have triangle tails. unbelievable.

[paintedstitches]

The Fish Jacket in all its glory!

I don't know what to say.. I started the jacket 10 months ago. What a journey! I'm so proud and happy!

Thanks for your lovely and kind words and the overwhelming interest! Happy stitching everyone.

[pangur-and-grim]

I feel like if you’re bed rotting from an autoimmune disease you should get to stop paying bills. just for a little bit. just as a treat.

[kublakola]

Watching Buffy for the first time and this shit slaps so hard. Bad guy vampires just resurrected a big, ugly blue demon called 'The Judge' who reportedly 'can't be killed by any weapon forged' and stupid me was like "Oh, I bet she'll light him on fire or kill him with her hands or something of that nature." No. Rocket launcher. Launched a rocket at him and he fucking died. Awesome.

[chestnutroan]

I'm just 25 followers away from 15k!!!!!!!

thank you all so much who follow me 🥺

tell your friends about me! 🥸

wherever roger roams, little wastelanders follow