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I tried to make a Solas pancake
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#ummmm well#happy veilguard day#solas is going through it#occurs to me i should have used chocolate chips instead of icing#hes face is meltingggggg šš#dragon age#or i should have put the icing on AFTER cooking it wow#what was i thinking
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nerdy!choso who was sick of letting you walk around, doing whatever you pleased. the day you asked him to be your tutor was when his whole world flipped upside down. him? tutor the most popular girl in school??
it was okay at first, but somewhere along the line your saturday study sessions turned into saturday fuck sessions. you were his first which wasnāt surprising. choso was the schoolās number one nerd, and sure he was hot but no girl dared to associate with him let alone fuck him.
but you were different in so many ways, you treated him like fragile glass that you knew better than to break. you liked to test him sometimes though, just to see if heād drop the innocent boy act. usually your schemes never worked but this time, heād had enough.
āthis what you wanted fuckinā stuck up brat?ā choso chuckled darkly, anger radiating off him in waves. large hands struck down, bruising the skin of your ass for the 10th time.
he had you bent over his lap counting every spank and if you missed even a single one, heād get a belt.
one look at him had your body quivering, his head was tilted and hair messy as his eyes pierced yours. āthought it was cute to stop sharing your location wimmeā huh mama?ā
you shook your head which earned nothing but a chuckle from him. rough fingers danced around your clit, flicking it back and forth despite your overstimulation.
a sharp pain had you whimpering, it was only then you realized what was going on. choso sunk his teeth into your cheek with no intentions of stopping until the mark of his teeth was visible.
āhow about i start spanking this pretty pussy next?ā he smiled when you waved your ass around in anticipation, his greedy greedy girl. ānah.. think ām gonna fill her up instead. maybe then youāll stop fuckinā playing with me,ā
no way this was your same nerdy!choso from beforeā¦
Ā©rissouu 2024 (pls i need a choso in my life)..
#maloraās works!#ummmm idk if i like this#but oh well#choso x reader#choso kamo smut#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujutsu kaisen fluff#jujutsu kaisen choso kamo#choso kamo x reader smut#choso smut#choso kamo x chubby reader#choso kamo x reader#choso kamo x you#nerd!choso#nerd!choso x reader#jjk x you#jujutsu kaisen x you#nerd!jjk#possessive choso#chubby reader#anime smut#choso kamo#choso kamo fluff#choso fluff
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finally posting my flowers in the desert piece here pls do check the zine out ITS LITERALLY FREE :3 !!!!
#desert duo#grian#goodtimeswithscar#grian fanart#goodtimeswithscar fanart#gtws fanart#hermitcraft#mcyt#mcytblr#favourarts#AHHHH UMMMM WHAT R MY TAGS HERE AGAIN LOL#i forgor ... oh well !#hope u guys enjoyyyyy my flavor of desert duohehe yayyy THEY'RE BACK ^__^
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Long distance besties. This definitely happened after the third movie (source: trust me bro)
Based on this
#anyways time to yap in the tags šāļø#but first ummmm lemme just tag some shit#how to train your dragon#httyd#httyd hiccup#hiccup haddock#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#toothless#httyd toothless#ok i think that its done#anyways this definitely happaned after the dragons left like just trust me bro šššš#omfg i wanted to make this with hijack as well cause lol. do you get it. they're long distance LOLOLOL#maybe i will make it who knows. is it weird to make the same art trend with different characters??#OH WAIT FORGOT ANOTHER TAG#hicctooth#is this the duo name for them#or is it called#hictooth#doesnt matter. what matters is that theyre literally the definition of platonic soulmates bro#like wtf i love them#sorry for making them look miserable i didnt meant for them to look lile that šššš#omg with that being said#BROOOOOO I AM NOT GONNA DRAW DRAGONS ANYMORE IM DONEEEEE HOW DO YOU DRAW DRAGONS ššššššš#anyways first attempt do you like it. SAY YES RIGHT NOW#if you read this much till the end you need to kiss me rn muah muah muah#also say i did a good job at making them look like cookies like#say it rn#okie bye byeeeeee#I FORGOT TO ADD HIS BRAID IM GONNA KMSSSSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#omg i failed
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have sum steddie! maybe modern!au, no upside down!au & a meet cute <3 | ao3
Steve sits in the booth, his foot tapping away mindlessly under the table, with half a mind to abandon the table entirely.
In fact, the only reason he hadnāt yet was because of the $20 he was hanging out for at the end. And the bragging rights, of course.
Robin had set him up on this blind date, plied him with all the promises in the world that he would enjoy it ā said sheād spent a decent amount of time hunting for the right first gay date for Steve.
She also conceded that if he, for whatever reason, didnāt enjoy it, she would cough up 20 whole bucks for his wasted time. But he had to actually see the date through for the prize to be claimed.
And the bragging rights were so that Robin ā with her uppity, healthy, and happy relationship that Steve was only a little bit envious of ā could ease onto the breaks when it came to Steveās love life.
So it was looking a little bleak at the moment, so what? Every stallion orā¦ lion or whatever had their moments, right? Moments where their mane is a little uncouth and food is low andā¦. Where was he going with this?
The point was, that Robin got into one relationship and suddenly decided she was fit to become a high and mighty matchmaker. Never mind that Steve had reminded her numerous times that he had dated a lot more than she had.
So, for 20 bucks and the right to stick his tongue out at his best friend when she tried to meddle, Steve could stick one night out.
Besides, she was right about one thing. They werenāt in Hawkins anymore ā and San Francisco had a hell of a larger dating pool than his hometown.
Still, that didnāt make people anymore for prompt for dates though, apparently. Steveās foot taps incessantly under the table, his knee bouncing up and down in his nerves. He runs a hand through his hair and checks his watch again.
7 oāclock, Harveyās Diner, a cute little Italian place that Steve had begun to frequent since they moved to the city, and a date with a dude called Daniel whom Steve had no idea what he looked like.
This was his Friday night plans.
His watch reads 7:12pm and Steve sighs, his fingers beginning to fiddle with the strap of his watch just for something to do. Great. He had gotten all dressed up for this? To be stood up? How was this any better than his usual Friday night plans that Robin claimed were so patheā
āHi.ā
Someone sits down in the booth across from Steve, landing with a thump loud enough to give him a fright.
Steveās head whips up from its focus on fiddling with his watch andā woah. Steve blinks once, twice, and feels his jaw unhinge a little, his lips parting an inch as he gazes at the stranger across from him.
Holy shit, this dude was hot.
Heās got curls for days, dark chocolate ringlets all messy and unkept spilling over his shouldersā long and probably perfect for burying your hands into. Steve flushes a little at the unexpected thought.
He has beautiful brown eyes, widened with a smudge of eyeliner and framed with long lashes. Steve thinks he can spy a smattering of freckles across his forehead. His nose is long and his lips are plush and pink and holy shit, this dude was pretty.
āOhā hi.ā Steve manages to remember his manners. Only after he fully checked this dude out, of course.
God, couldnāt Robin have given him a better warning than just āheās probably your typeā? Couldnāt she have warned him that this dude was ādo-a-double-take-on-the-street type hot?ā What the fuck Robin?
The man across from him grins, wicked and alluring all at once, and shucks off his heavy leather jacket. His eyes do a once-over on Steve, taking his time to check him outā which is great because Steve is stuck on all the glorious tattoos that have just been revealed. So much skin shown in his roughly chopped muscle-tee, swirling ink all down his arms. This dude is hot.
Silently, Steve curses Robin and the 20 dollars that is totally slipping away from him. Why did she have to be right all the time?
āBeen waiting long?ā The man, Daniel, asks as he makes himself comfortable across the table. He pushes his hair back with both hands, using one hand to gather it into a ponytail, holding it up to air out his neck and Steve now realises he is slightly puffed.
He mustāve run part of the way here, to avoid being later than he was. Steve canāt help but be slightly endeared by that fact.
The man grins again, āPromise I was trying to be on time but, you know how the subway is.ā
Steve huffs out a laugh, any annoyance at being kept waiting melting away at his dateās sincerity.
āNot too long,ā Steve admits, smiling to ease Danielās apparent concern. Across the table, Daniel slumps a little and releases his hair, his curls pooling back around his shoulders. Steve watches, entranced.
āWell, thatās good,ā Daniel smiles, eyes bright like he really means it, and his hand darts out to steal the drinks menu from the edge of the table. He looks back over to Steve, a furrow in his brows. āYou didnāt order anything?ā
āI thought I should wait,ā Steve says with a shrug. No point paying for food if your date never shows up.
Daniel looks up from the menu through his lashes and smiles, placing his elbow on the table and dropping his chin in the palm of his hand. āAw, youāre sweet.ā
Steve is a little embarrassed by how easily the compliment makes him blush, feeling his cheeks glow lightly. Across the table, Daniel seems to revel in it, drinking in the way Steveās face filled with colour with a cheeky smile. His eyes flick back down to the menu.
āYou know,ā Daniel begins, keeping his eyes on the menu, scanning it with a hum. āChrissy said you were good looking but I think she seriously undersold you.ā
He takes his eyes off the menu to trail up Steveās body, his gaze heavy. Steve feels a delighted zing go up his spine, feels the way he preens at Danielās attraction. Steve opens his mouth to respond, more than ready to return the flirt whenā
āCan I get you two started with anything?ā
The waitress interrupts. Sheās poised with her notepad, standing at the edge of the booth. Daniel perks up and nods.
āCan I get a chocolate milkshake please?ā He asks with a polite smile. Steve laughs lightly at his selection and Danielās gaze cuts from the waitress to Steve.
āWhat? Not a milkshake man?ā
Steve tries to contain his grin, all too endeared by the man before him. He shakes his head and raises his hand in defense. āNothing against milkshakes justā¦ for dinner?ā
Daniel gasps theatrically and his head snaps back to the waitress. āThis man has never had the delight of a Harveyās milkshake with his dinner. Please bring us two chocolate milkshakes!ā
Steve watches as the waitress dutifully writes down the order and turns on her heel, heading for the kitchen. He turns back to his date and gapes, taken aback by the forwardness.
āDid you just order for me?ā
āDid you just diss milkshakes?ā
Steve scoffs, but even then he canāt stop his lips from curling up into a smile. He canāt believe it but heās genuinely glad he waited this date out. It's not at all like he was expecting. Even Robin's short description of this dude pales in comparison to the real thing. Steve nudges his foot forward into Danielās shin lightly.
āI did not diss milkshakes,ā Steve argues, his smile widening at how Danielās eyes dart to the table before back up at Steve with a grin.
āUh huh,ā Daniel nods, his voice sarcastic and 100% unbelieving of Steveās insistence. āJust wait, okay? Youāll be changing your tune soon enough. Harveyās milkshakes are class. Iāve had a thousand of my best ideas in here, sipping on a chocolate milkshake.ā
Steve grins and leans back in his seat, crossing his arms over his chest. Under the table, he feels Danielās boot nudge against his leg gentlyā and he laughs to himself. This has gotta be the most teenage way of flirting and heās fucking loving it.
āYou know,ā Steve begins hesitantly, letting his forearms lean up against the table. āYouāre not quite what I expected, Daniel.ā
Across the table, Daniel scrunches up his face, his expression one of pure befuddlement. He puts his hands flat on the table and leans forward.
āWait, you think my name is Daniel?ā
Steve splutters for a moment because even though the answer is duh, yes, itās become increasingly apparent that the man across from him is not who he was expecting. But if heās not Daniel, who is he?
Suddenly, the door chimes and someone else is entering the diner. Itās a man dressed like Steve ā on the preppy side with hair that mustāve taken at least an hour. He scans the booth and spots Steveās booth, wandering over, his eyes fixed on the man across from Steve.
āHey, are you Eddie?ā He asks confidently, ignoring Steveās presence on the other side of the booth.
The man ā Eddie ā freezes as he glances up at the newcomer and then back down to Steve ahead of him. Steve deflates a little inside as he realises abruptly whatās happenedā a mix-up of wrong dates that was completely warranted because this dude dresses exactly like Steve. Steve doesn't stare too long to see if he's any hotter.
Instead, he tries to give Eddie the all-clear with his eyes. He smiles polite as he can and gives a little nod to let him know it was alright to abandon him for the date he was supposed to go on. Not to get stuck with Steve.
Eddie clears his throat and smiles, not cheeky like he had with Steve, but stiff and polite. āAh sorry man, I think youāve got the wrong guy. My name's Daniel.ā
Huh? Steve takes his eyes off the table to steal a glimpse at Eddie (is his name even Eddie?) and something inside him burns hotly when the man glances across at Steve and winks.
The man standing by the booth wavers for a moment, glancing between them in the booth as Steve schools his expression to neutral. After a moment of silence, there's a half-assed apology as the man retreats, heading back out the door he had just come through. The door chimes again on his way out.
Steve straightens up and peers over his shoulder, watching the door slowly swing shut. He turns back to the man across the booth and squints at him. The waitress returns briefly, dropping two large chocolate shakes onto the table, topped with a mountain of cream. She murmurs something about coming back to take their order in a moment.
"Wait, so who are you?" Steve asks, gently sliding his shake closer to him. "Daniel or Eddie?"
His date āwell, his new dateā has already begun taking a big long sip from his own milkshake, so enamored with it that when he pulls away there's a dot of cream on the end of his nose. He swallows with a satisfied ah and grins across the table at Steve, not noticing the dairy on his face.
"I'm whoever gets me talking with you a little bit longer."
Steve grins, an endeared roll of his eye at the blatant flirting but he can't deny how it makes his chest warm. He grabs one of the napkins and reaches forward, adoring how Eddie goes cross-eyed as he watches Steve smudge away the cream on his nose. He laughs sheepishly, giving his nose a little wipe with his own hand.
"I'm Eddie." He says, finally introducing himself. He doesn't offer his hand, just gives Steve a little nudge under the table and a grin over his milkshake. "And I think you just saved me from a terrible date."
Steve laughs, giving a little shake of his head. He finally goes in for a sip of his own milkshakeā and it's just as heavenly as Eddie had promised, glorious chocolate dancing over his taste buds.
Steve groans quietly, eyes bright when he glances at the other man over his glass, entirely amused by how wide-eyed Eddie has become. He releases the straw and sits back, more invested in this date than he has been in... years. Stallion's got its mojo back. Or lion. Whatever.
"I'm Steve," He responds, giving a little nudge back under the table and a grin of his own. "And I think you saved me from being stood up."
#what..... is this????#i haven't really written modern au for them#and i wrote it in about 2 hours so hopefully its like. not terrible#wahoo !#i luv a little meet cute#meet cute#steddie#ruby writes steddie#steve x eddie#steddie fic#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie blurb#ummmm i haven't posted in literal eons ive forgotten all my tags oh well#enjoy ?
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and all that you made of me
#tommyinnit fanart#minor blood tw#dream smp fanart#dream smp#ctommy fanart#i dont like this at all but! oh well#shout out#to uhhh ummmm ctommy#btw#pulled it my spring design a lil for this one
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Eiden has severe body issues and it hasnāt faded a single bit since he was 14
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hai wormblr nation.. i am new (finished a week or so ago after not reading for like 6 months š) have an offering.. feel free 2 berate me in the notes if i have any incorrect takes because i will not fight back it has been a while and i am Tired it is Late
happy lesbian day for all girlkissers
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#wormblr#parahumans#taylor hebert#rachel lindt#wolfspider#ummmm what else do i tag this#wellā¦ good enoughā¦..#im very clearly a novice tumblrer#spiritually a ward i have a problem
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Ayooo what the fuck is up with people on Tik Tok calling post-crash Curly āa thingā or āthat thingā ???? Iām genuinely appalled. Obviously not the majority of people on there but Iāve seen it like three times already which is fucking crazy.
#insert what the helllllll audio#ummmm likeā¦you know thereās irl PEOPLE that have the same condition and disabilities as him rightttt???#I saw another comment that was like well heās not human/human looking anymore#and likeā¦again ummmmm what are you even saying?#the ableism is OUT OF CONTROL tonight folks#I just think some people are a little ~weird~ about Curlyās disablity#ableism#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing game#Mouthwashing#calling Curly a thing is literally Jimmy coded vibes congrats on becoming the worst person to ever grace modern day fiction
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re: elves and other non-human races having a fetishized view of humans - it makes me think of how in many fantasy settings humans are the only race able to interbreed with the other races, or are always the most common in interspecies pairings š¤ Can see how being very attractive/attracted to other species could becomes a stereotype for humans, or a defining trait like intellect for elves, strength for orc/demons, senses for beastfolk...
Classic fantasy rules typically have 'versatility/adaptability' as a human's special trait, but there's a better case for breedability methinks, if only unofficially š¤
omg nonnie youve literally put it in better words than i can ever come up with. I havent been able to shake off the idea that humans would be seen as the sort of āblank-slateā species in a fantasy settings either; but ive also thought of framing it in a way that it is this exactā¦plainness? that makes humans stand out to some. if i were to push it further (and disregard all semblance of biological reasoning) perhaps humans are sought after because their weaker gene expressions will always give way to potent non-human genes, and halflings bear little to no sign of their human blood (at least on surface) - meaning that if all else fails, humans would be perfect vessels with great success for breed-ability...im not sure if im making any sense at all LOL but this is just a long-winded way to say humans are the superstar interbreeding extraordinaires with a 120% success rate!!!! which make them magnets to nefarious horny non-human/monster folk that need to get their shit ROCKED
#ask#anon#i thought i was perhaps a little insane to just say āummmm well the characteristic of humans is that theyre great for interspecies breedingā#but i also think. why am i trying so hard to be reasonable as if i havent been making up pure self-indulgence content this whole time#like i also see the logistic flaw in that if elves keep breeding with humans theyd end up populating the place with half-elfs#but have you considered that. thog dont caare
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Wasnāt gonna post this because itās only semi-UT related, but. I really wanted to lmaoooā hereās my faeu self insert (post-turned-fae!)
Faeu is by @/antlered-prince
#myart#self insert#self indulgence time#the wings were super fun to draw#anyways ignore the doodles alsjjsjsjs#I didnt realize I was going to post this when I drew it and Iām too lazy to edit them out#anyways ummmm can we talk about faeu dream?#maybe itās because Iām going through a major Dream phase rn but I adore him#heās so nice but so intimidating OUGH#And a liar to bootā¦the only one#I want to go in his brain (or the equivalent) and dig around in there until I understand exactly who he is#and then maybe smooch him and help him through a character arc hehehe#also I wanna squish his cheeks when he smiles have you seen his smile?? definit#ly suspicious but incredibly endearing all the same#Iām eating him as we speak#I adore all the other fae skeletons as well ofc!! again - dream is just on my mind atm#especially slightly evil/morally ambiguous dream#anyways Iāll be off! have a wonderful day/night if you see this and even if you donāt :)
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i disappear inside myself / my friends don't know it can't be helped
[Pure You - Nothing But Thieves]
#my art#mysme#mystic messenger#v mystic messenger#jihyun kim#ummmm hi guys#^-^#fanart from me?? posted directly to this blog ??? or at all??? Well.#i was looping this song and i had the idea for this and then sat down for about four hours and here it is#im on like day 2 of v's route for the first time AND this song just came out like right as i got into his route yknow#and i was listening to those lyrics like.... huh.....#this soundssss. familiar.#anyway. politely i did NOT think that if i made fanart of this game after returning to it for the first time in like 6 years. it would be V#i adore this song though. and it compels me#i havent ever seen his route before so i still don't know how it ends idk how accurate this vibe even is#i would say try to avoid spoiling me in the tags but im gonna be real say whatever you want kings#i love u mysme fandom thats still around in 2024 you get me#anyway im drafting this at about 3 in the morning and i need to be awake earlyish tomorrow SO.#we'll see when i post this#its been so long since ive posted art i just do nawt make fanart until i get divinely inspired#iffff its blurry please click to see it its supposed to be crisp ^^;#been on this site how long i still pay no mind to their suggested image resolution#OH and by day 2 of V's route i mean like day 6 overall. you understand
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Engage doodles from twitter!
#fe engage#Engage#I think the game is funny but I'm glad I played fe3h first#as a story and lore sucker it made me a fan of the series#even if the gameplay was ummmm#well engage does it better#2022 art#2023 art#carrying over my posts from twitter choo chooooo
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five stages of adeuce ft the trials and tribulations of ace trappola
#twisted wonderland#twst#adeuce#ace trappola#deuce spade#cereal tries to draw#ummmm. teehee.#jumpscare i spent more than an hour on something#i still. absolutely rushed thru but i mean i did some of it yesterday and some today#for SEVERAL hours#but i am so very busy and have a lot i need to do so i had to just#GET IT OUTTA MY SYSTEM one less thing to think about#but listen listen to me i love adeuce i love them so much theyre one of my og twst ships#and i love their ride or die bestie bond with yuu and grim it's SOOOO CUTE#i also love first year squad and i love basketball brothers and i love heartslabyul family#deuce is eating an egg in that first panel btw. sorry i dont know how to draw. well anything but especially silverware#and also hands. oh god. bu it's OKAY i dont HAVE TO make things PRETTY im . trying new things here.#IM TRYING I AM LEARNING IM EXPRESSING MYSELF VIA. IDK BLORBO SILLIES#ok that's enough going thru it in the tags i love my silly sons i hope u love them too#bc i need more adeuce FOREVER !!!!!!!!!!#directly inject heartslabyul content into my brain please theyre my favorites forever and ever and ever#[smash bros voice] NO CONTEST#ace and deuce have such a funny relationship. like why are you like that LOL kjdfldsjfkls#ace writing a Get Out Of My School letter to juice. real 2 me. i made that joke for jamil/azul once#but it's true for anyone at nrc i think actually. ok that's ENOUGH i need to go to BED GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#also i was gonna use text tool to also type the dialogue but it looked weird n out of place w/my sloppy drawing so i had to freehand AGAIN#SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Billy: You suck
Stu: So do you
Stu, winking: And you're pretty good at it
#you suck ummmm yeah very well actually i mean it works on you so#and then billy proceeds to punch him#stuilly#stu x billy#billy x stu#scream 1996#scream#stu macher#billy loomis#scream movie
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just found the most beautiful scanlation of berserk
#i hope this isn't mean to make fun of but like. im giggling ok im laughing a little#Oh... damn That's creepy#No Not really he.#sighing fondly this is so good this is a great thing. and what a horrible way to read this but what a charming exercise#fav#<- for ME. it's MY fav#berserk#the typesetting is absolutely cracked too like im obsessed#like this is my duwang okay i can't believe this was the first thing i found#and while it does not bode well for my reread it does bode well for ummmm idk my funny bone. my laughing real hard ok#edit: i made a bunch more of these. check the reblogs if you wanna see more
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