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thelesbianoffrontiers Ā· 23 days ago
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I tried to make a Solas pancake
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rissouu Ā· 11 days ago
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nerdy!choso who was sick of letting you walk around, doing whatever you pleased. the day you asked him to be your tutor was when his whole world flipped upside down. him? tutor the most popular girl in school??
it was okay at first, but somewhere along the line your saturday study sessions turned into saturday fuck sessions. you were his first which wasnā€™t surprising. choso was the schoolā€™s number one nerd, and sure he was hot but no girl dared to associate with him let alone fuck him.
but you were different in so many ways, you treated him like fragile glass that you knew better than to break. you liked to test him sometimes though, just to see if heā€™d drop the innocent boy act. usually your schemes never worked but this time, heā€™d had enough.
ā€œthis what you wanted fuckinā€™ stuck up brat?ā€ choso chuckled darkly, anger radiating off him in waves. large hands struck down, bruising the skin of your ass for the 10th time.
he had you bent over his lap counting every spank and if you missed even a single one, heā€™d get a belt.
one look at him had your body quivering, his head was tilted and hair messy as his eyes pierced yours. ā€œthought it was cute to stop sharing your location wimmeā€™ huh mama?ā€
you shook your head which earned nothing but a chuckle from him. rough fingers danced around your clit, flicking it back and forth despite your overstimulation.
a sharp pain had you whimpering, it was only then you realized what was going on. choso sunk his teeth into your cheek with no intentions of stopping until the mark of his teeth was visible.
ā€œhow about i start spanking this pretty pussy next?ā€ he smiled when you waved your ass around in anticipation, his greedy greedy girl. ā€œnah.. think ā€˜m gonna fill her up instead. maybe then youā€™ll stop fuckinā€™ playing with me,ā€
no way this was your same nerdy!choso from beforeā€¦
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Ā©rissouu 2024 (pls i need a choso in my life)..
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favoure Ā· 4 months ago
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finally posting my flowers in the desert piece here pls do check the zine out ITS LITERALLY FREE :3 !!!!
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noornight Ā· 2 months ago
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Long distance besties. This definitely happened after the third movie (source: trust me bro)
Based on this
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stevebabey Ā· 11 months ago
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have sum steddie! maybe modern!au, no upside down!au & a meet cute <3 | ao3
Steve sits in the booth, his foot tapping away mindlessly under the table, with half a mind to abandon the table entirely.
In fact, the only reason he hadnā€™t yet was because of the $20 he was hanging out for at the end. And the bragging rights, of course.
Robin had set him up on this blind date, plied him with all the promises in the world that he would enjoy it ā€” said sheā€™d spent a decent amount of time hunting for the right first gay date for Steve.
She also conceded that if he, for whatever reason, didnā€™t enjoy it, she would cough up 20 whole bucks for his wasted time. But he had to actually see the date through for the prize to be claimed.
And the bragging rights were so that Robin ā€” with her uppity, healthy, and happy relationship that Steve was only a little bit envious of ā€” could ease onto the breaks when it came to Steveā€™s love life.
So it was looking a little bleak at the moment, so what? Every stallion orā€¦ lion or whatever had their moments, right? Moments where their mane is a little uncouth and food is low andā€¦. Where was he going with this?
The point was, that Robin got into one relationship and suddenly decided she was fit to become a high and mighty matchmaker. Never mind that Steve had reminded her numerous times that he had dated a lot more than she had.
So, for 20 bucks and the right to stick his tongue out at his best friend when she tried to meddle, Steve could stick one night out.
Besides, she was right about one thing. They werenā€™t in Hawkins anymore ā€” and San Francisco had a hell of a larger dating pool than his hometown.
Still, that didnā€™t make people anymore for prompt for dates though, apparently. Steveā€™s foot taps incessantly under the table, his knee bouncing up and down in his nerves. He runs a hand through his hair and checks his watch again.
7 oā€™clock, Harveyā€™s Diner, a cute little Italian place that Steve had begun to frequent since they moved to the city, and a date with a dude called Daniel whom Steve had no idea what he looked like.
This was his Friday night plans.
His watch reads 7:12pm and Steve sighs, his fingers beginning to fiddle with the strap of his watch just for something to do. Great. He had gotten all dressed up for this? To be stood up? How was this any better than his usual Friday night plans that Robin claimed were so patheā€”
ā€œHi.ā€
Someone sits down in the booth across from Steve, landing with a thump loud enough to give him a fright.
Steveā€™s head whips up from its focus on fiddling with his watch andā€” woah. Steve blinks once, twice, and feels his jaw unhinge a little, his lips parting an inch as he gazes at the stranger across from him.
Holy shit, this dude was hot.
Heā€™s got curls for days, dark chocolate ringlets all messy and unkept spilling over his shouldersā€” long and probably perfect for burying your hands into. Steve flushes a little at the unexpected thought.
He has beautiful brown eyes, widened with a smudge of eyeliner and framed with long lashes. Steve thinks he can spy a smattering of freckles across his forehead. His nose is long and his lips are plush and pink and holy shit, this dude was pretty.
ā€œOhā€” hi.ā€ Steve manages to remember his manners. Only after he fully checked this dude out, of course.
God, couldnā€™t Robin have given him a better warning than just ā€˜heā€™s probably your typeā€™? Couldnā€™t she have warned him that this dude was ā€˜do-a-double-take-on-the-street type hot?ā€™ What the fuck Robin?
The man across from him grins, wicked and alluring all at once, and shucks off his heavy leather jacket. His eyes do a once-over on Steve, taking his time to check him outā€” which is great because Steve is stuck on all the glorious tattoos that have just been revealed. So much skin shown in his roughly chopped muscle-tee, swirling ink all down his arms. This dude is hot.
Silently, Steve curses Robin and the 20 dollars that is totally slipping away from him. Why did she have to be right all the time?
ā€œBeen waiting long?ā€ The man, Daniel, asks as he makes himself comfortable across the table. He pushes his hair back with both hands, using one hand to gather it into a ponytail, holding it up to air out his neck and Steve now realises he is slightly puffed.
He mustā€™ve run part of the way here, to avoid being later than he was. Steve canā€™t help but be slightly endeared by that fact.
The man grins again, ā€œPromise I was trying to be on time but, you know how the subway is.ā€
Steve huffs out a laugh, any annoyance at being kept waiting melting away at his dateā€™s sincerity.
ā€œNot too long,ā€ Steve admits, smiling to ease Danielā€™s apparent concern. Across the table, Daniel slumps a little and releases his hair, his curls pooling back around his shoulders. Steve watches, entranced.
ā€œWell, thatā€™s good,ā€ Daniel smiles, eyes bright like he really means it, and his hand darts out to steal the drinks menu from the edge of the table. He looks back over to Steve, a furrow in his brows. ā€œYou didnā€™t order anything?ā€
ā€œI thought I should wait,ā€ Steve says with a shrug. No point paying for food if your date never shows up.
Daniel looks up from the menu through his lashes and smiles, placing his elbow on the table and dropping his chin in the palm of his hand. ā€œAw, youā€™re sweet.ā€
Steve is a little embarrassed by how easily the compliment makes him blush, feeling his cheeks glow lightly. Across the table, Daniel seems to revel in it, drinking in the way Steveā€™s face filled with colour with a cheeky smile. His eyes flick back down to the menu.
ā€œYou know,ā€ Daniel begins, keeping his eyes on the menu, scanning it with a hum. ā€œChrissy said you were good looking but I think she seriously undersold you.ā€
He takes his eyes off the menu to trail up Steveā€™s body, his gaze heavy. Steve feels a delighted zing go up his spine, feels the way he preens at Danielā€™s attraction. Steve opens his mouth to respond, more than ready to return the flirt whenā€”
ā€œCan I get you two started with anything?ā€
The waitress interrupts. Sheā€™s poised with her notepad, standing at the edge of the booth. Daniel perks up and nods.
ā€œCan I get a chocolate milkshake please?ā€ He asks with a polite smile. Steve laughs lightly at his selection and Danielā€™s gaze cuts from the waitress to Steve.
ā€œWhat? Not a milkshake man?ā€
Steve tries to contain his grin, all too endeared by the man before him. He shakes his head and raises his hand in defense. ā€œNothing against milkshakes justā€¦ for dinner?ā€
Daniel gasps theatrically and his head snaps back to the waitress. ā€œThis man has never had the delight of a Harveyā€™s milkshake with his dinner. Please bring us two chocolate milkshakes!ā€
Steve watches as the waitress dutifully writes down the order and turns on her heel, heading for the kitchen. He turns back to his date and gapes, taken aback by the forwardness.
ā€œDid you just order for me?ā€
ā€œDid you just diss milkshakes?ā€
Steve scoffs, but even then he canā€™t stop his lips from curling up into a smile. He canā€™t believe it but heā€™s genuinely glad he waited this date out. It's not at all like he was expecting. Even Robin's short description of this dude pales in comparison to the real thing. Steve nudges his foot forward into Danielā€™s shin lightly.
ā€œI did not diss milkshakes,ā€ Steve argues, his smile widening at how Danielā€™s eyes dart to the table before back up at Steve with a grin.
ā€œUh huh,ā€ Daniel nods, his voice sarcastic and 100% unbelieving of Steveā€™s insistence. ā€œJust wait, okay? Youā€™ll be changing your tune soon enough. Harveyā€™s milkshakes are class. Iā€™ve had a thousand of my best ideas in here, sipping on a chocolate milkshake.ā€
Steve grins and leans back in his seat, crossing his arms over his chest. Under the table, he feels Danielā€™s boot nudge against his leg gentlyā€” and he laughs to himself. This has gotta be the most teenage way of flirting and heā€™s fucking loving it.
ā€œYou know,ā€ Steve begins hesitantly, letting his forearms lean up against the table. ā€œYouā€™re not quite what I expected, Daniel.ā€
Across the table, Daniel scrunches up his face, his expression one of pure befuddlement. He puts his hands flat on the table and leans forward.
ā€œWait, you think my name is Daniel?ā€
Steve splutters for a moment because even though the answer is duh, yes, itā€™s become increasingly apparent that the man across from him is not who he was expecting. But if heā€™s not Daniel, who is he?
Suddenly, the door chimes and someone else is entering the diner. Itā€™s a man dressed like Steve ā€” on the preppy side with hair that mustā€™ve taken at least an hour. He scans the booth and spots Steveā€™s booth, wandering over, his eyes fixed on the man across from Steve.
ā€œHey, are you Eddie?ā€ He asks confidently, ignoring Steveā€™s presence on the other side of the booth.
The man ā€” Eddie ā€” freezes as he glances up at the newcomer and then back down to Steve ahead of him. Steve deflates a little inside as he realises abruptly whatā€™s happenedā€” a mix-up of wrong dates that was completely warranted because this dude dresses exactly like Steve. Steve doesn't stare too long to see if he's any hotter.
Instead, he tries to give Eddie the all-clear with his eyes. He smiles polite as he can and gives a little nod to let him know it was alright to abandon him for the date he was supposed to go on. Not to get stuck with Steve.
Eddie clears his throat and smiles, not cheeky like he had with Steve, but stiff and polite. ā€œAh sorry man, I think youā€™ve got the wrong guy. My name's Daniel.ā€
Huh? Steve takes his eyes off the table to steal a glimpse at Eddie (is his name even Eddie?) and something inside him burns hotly when the man glances across at Steve and winks.
The man standing by the booth wavers for a moment, glancing between them in the booth as Steve schools his expression to neutral. After a moment of silence, there's a half-assed apology as the man retreats, heading back out the door he had just come through. The door chimes again on his way out.
Steve straightens up and peers over his shoulder, watching the door slowly swing shut. He turns back to the man across the booth and squints at him. The waitress returns briefly, dropping two large chocolate shakes onto the table, topped with a mountain of cream. She murmurs something about coming back to take their order in a moment.
"Wait, so who are you?" Steve asks, gently sliding his shake closer to him. "Daniel or Eddie?"
His date ā€”well, his new dateā€” has already begun taking a big long sip from his own milkshake, so enamored with it that when he pulls away there's a dot of cream on the end of his nose. He swallows with a satisfied ah and grins across the table at Steve, not noticing the dairy on his face.
"I'm whoever gets me talking with you a little bit longer."
Steve grins, an endeared roll of his eye at the blatant flirting but he can't deny how it makes his chest warm. He grabs one of the napkins and reaches forward, adoring how Eddie goes cross-eyed as he watches Steve smudge away the cream on his nose. He laughs sheepishly, giving his nose a little wipe with his own hand.
"I'm Eddie." He says, finally introducing himself. He doesn't offer his hand, just gives Steve a little nudge under the table and a grin over his milkshake. "And I think you just saved me from a terrible date."
Steve laughs, giving a little shake of his head. He finally goes in for a sip of his own milkshakeā€” and it's just as heavenly as Eddie had promised, glorious chocolate dancing over his taste buds.
Steve groans quietly, eyes bright when he glances at the other man over his glass, entirely amused by how wide-eyed Eddie has become. He releases the straw and sits back, more invested in this date than he has been in... years. Stallion's got its mojo back. Or lion. Whatever.
"I'm Steve," He responds, giving a little nudge back under the table and a grin of his own. "And I think you saved me from being stood up."
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senvurii Ā· 2 months ago
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and all that you made of me
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ihateclaws Ā· 2 years ago
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Eiden has severe body issues and it hasnā€™t faded a single bit since he was 14
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bayward Ā· 2 months ago
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hai wormblr nation.. i am new (finished a week or so ago after not reading for like 6 months šŸ’€) have an offering.. feel free 2 berate me in the notes if i have any incorrect takes because i will not fight back it has been a while and i am Tired it is Late
happy lesbian day for all girlkissers
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sanasanakun Ā· 1 month ago
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Ayooo what the fuck is up with people on Tik Tok calling post-crash Curly ā€œa thingā€ or ā€œthat thingā€ ???? Iā€™m genuinely appalled. Obviously not the majority of people on there but Iā€™ve seen it like three times already which is fucking crazy.
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devotion-disorder Ā· 3 months ago
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re: elves and other non-human races having a fetishized view of humans - it makes me think of how in many fantasy settings humans are the only race able to interbreed with the other races, or are always the most common in interspecies pairings šŸ¤” Can see how being very attractive/attracted to other species could becomes a stereotype for humans, or a defining trait like intellect for elves, strength for orc/demons, senses for beastfolk...
Classic fantasy rules typically have 'versatility/adaptability' as a human's special trait, but there's a better case for breedability methinks, if only unofficially šŸ¤­
omg nonnie youve literally put it in better words than i can ever come up with. I havent been able to shake off the idea that humans would be seen as the sort of ā€œblank-slateā€ species in a fantasy settings either; but ive also thought of framing it in a way that it is this exactā€¦plainness? that makes humans stand out to some. if i were to push it further (and disregard all semblance of biological reasoning) perhaps humans are sought after because their weaker gene expressions will always give way to potent non-human genes, and halflings bear little to no sign of their human blood (at least on surface) - meaning that if all else fails, humans would be perfect vessels with great success for breed-ability...im not sure if im making any sense at all LOL but this is just a long-winded way to say humans are the superstar interbreeding extraordinaires with a 120% success rate!!!! which make them magnets to nefarious horny non-human/monster folk that need to get their shit ROCKED
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skelecentral Ā· 5 months ago
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Wasnā€™t gonna post this because itā€™s only semi-UT related, but. I really wanted to lmaoooā€” hereā€™s my faeu self insert (post-turned-fae!)
Faeu is by @/antlered-prince
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duskerot Ā· 8 months ago
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i disappear inside myself / my friends don't know it can't be helped
[Pure You - Nothing But Thieves]
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krazieka2 Ā· 1 year ago
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Engage doodles from twitter!
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cerealmonster15 Ā· 9 months ago
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five stages of adeuce ft the trials and tribulations of ace trappola
#twisted wonderland#twst#adeuce#ace trappola#deuce spade#cereal tries to draw#ummmm. teehee.#jumpscare i spent more than an hour on something#i still. absolutely rushed thru but i mean i did some of it yesterday and some today#for SEVERAL hours#but i am so very busy and have a lot i need to do so i had to just#GET IT OUTTA MY SYSTEM one less thing to think about#but listen listen to me i love adeuce i love them so much theyre one of my og twst ships#and i love their ride or die bestie bond with yuu and grim it's SOOOO CUTE#i also love first year squad and i love basketball brothers and i love heartslabyul family#deuce is eating an egg in that first panel btw. sorry i dont know how to draw. well anything but especially silverware#and also hands. oh god. bu it's OKAY i dont HAVE TO make things PRETTY im . trying new things here.#IM TRYING I AM LEARNING IM EXPRESSING MYSELF VIA. IDK BLORBO SILLIES#ok that's enough going thru it in the tags i love my silly sons i hope u love them too#bc i need more adeuce FOREVER !!!!!!!!!!#directly inject heartslabyul content into my brain please theyre my favorites forever and ever and ever#[smash bros voice] NO CONTEST#ace and deuce have such a funny relationship. like why are you like that LOL kjdfldsjfkls#ace writing a Get Out Of My School letter to juice. real 2 me. i made that joke for jamil/azul once#but it's true for anyone at nrc i think actually. ok that's ENOUGH i need to go to BED GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#also i was gonna use text tool to also type the dialogue but it looked weird n out of place w/my sloppy drawing so i had to freehand AGAIN#SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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your-stranger-halfblood-things Ā· 4 months ago
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Billy: You suck
Stu: So do you
Stu, winking: And you're pretty good at it
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skrunksthatwunk Ā· 5 months ago
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just found the most beautiful scanlation of berserk
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